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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,373 --> 00:00:09,973 - hey, how's it going, guys? - hey, juan. 2 00:00:10,042 --> 00:00:12,543 I got an extra ticket here For the wrestling matches. 3 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:14,089 Which one of you guys Gonna be the lucky stiff 4 00:00:14,113 --> 00:00:15,391 That gets to go with me, huh? 5 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:16,992 Thanks anyway, juan, But me and freddie here, 6 00:00:17,016 --> 00:00:18,883 We have a date with the, uh, 7 00:00:18,952 --> 00:00:20,017 Takeuchi twins. 8 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:21,697 We're gonna go over To their house, man, 9 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:26,691 And they're gonna cook Us some oriental soul food. 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,471 All right, arnold, I guess That leaves me and you, 11 00:00:28,495 --> 00:00:29,495 Huh, buddy? 12 00:00:29,562 --> 00:00:32,430 Sorry. 13 00:00:32,498 --> 00:00:34,598 But I have a very heavy date. 14 00:00:34,667 --> 00:00:37,201 Hey, what's with you guys, Spending time with chicks 15 00:00:37,270 --> 00:00:38,480 When you could be Having some real fun 16 00:00:38,504 --> 00:00:40,271 At the wrestling matches, huh? 17 00:00:40,340 --> 00:00:42,639 Come on, guys, I'm Talking hammer locks 18 00:00:42,708 --> 00:00:43,807 Over here. 19 00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:47,478 I'm talking... I'm Talking bear hugs. 20 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:50,347 I'm talkin' full nelsons! 21 00:00:55,588 --> 00:00:57,166 Now where else you Guys gonna find that kind 22 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:58,622 Of excitement? 23 00:00:58,691 --> 00:01:03,627 With the takeuchi twins. 24 00:01:05,064 --> 00:01:09,700 Just a minute! 25 00:01:09,769 --> 00:01:11,902 Okay. 26 00:01:11,971 --> 00:01:13,070 Mrs. Kotter. 27 00:01:13,139 --> 00:01:15,017 Hi, I'm kelly woodman, Mr. Woodman's niece. 28 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:17,375 Oh, hi, kelly, gosh, It is so nice of you 29 00:01:17,443 --> 00:01:19,810 To come baby-sit for Me at the last minute. 30 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:22,146 Now the girls Are sound asleep... 31 00:01:22,215 --> 00:01:24,559 The girls are sound asleep And dr. Melman's phone number 32 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:26,550 Is on the phone and, uh... 33 00:01:26,619 --> 00:01:27,863 We'll be at the high School if you need us. 34 00:01:27,887 --> 00:01:30,821 We're at the Faculty dinner dance. 35 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:32,156 Hi, julie. 36 00:01:39,765 --> 00:01:41,065 Evening, kelly. 37 00:01:41,134 --> 00:01:43,100 - how's college? - pretty good, uncle michael. 38 00:01:43,169 --> 00:01:45,669 I've got a big midterm I'm studying for tonight. 39 00:01:45,738 --> 00:01:47,338 Just like a woodman. 40 00:01:47,406 --> 00:01:49,273 Nose to the grindstone. 41 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:52,209 Eye to the sheepskin. 42 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:54,122 Julie, are you sure gabe Won't mind me taking you 43 00:01:54,146 --> 00:01:56,681 To the faculty dance, Seeing as he's out of town? 44 00:01:56,749 --> 00:01:59,149 When I asked him If he minded, uh, 45 00:01:59,218 --> 00:02:02,953 He just laughed. 46 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:07,324 Yeah. I wouldn't Want him to be jealous. 47 00:02:07,393 --> 00:02:09,694 Trust me. 48 00:02:09,762 --> 00:02:11,607 In that case, here's a Little something for you. 49 00:02:11,631 --> 00:02:15,232 - what is it? - it's a cauliflower corsage. 50 00:02:18,070 --> 00:02:19,347 I picked it up at the Health food store 51 00:02:19,371 --> 00:02:22,506 On the way over, it Was the only store open. 52 00:02:22,574 --> 00:02:25,375 Oh. It's very nice. 53 00:02:25,444 --> 00:02:27,745 But it's so special that I don't want to wear it. 54 00:02:27,814 --> 00:02:29,113 You mean that? 55 00:02:29,182 --> 00:02:31,215 Yeah. 56 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,428 Kelly, would you do me a favor 57 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:35,519 And put this in a vase With some melted butter? 58 00:02:35,587 --> 00:02:37,487 Sue, mrs. Kotter. 59 00:02:37,557 --> 00:02:38,934 Well, come on, julie, We can't be late. 60 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,869 I've arranged for us to Lead off on the opening dance. 61 00:02:40,893 --> 00:02:43,994 ♪ I'm puttin' on a top hat ♪ 62 00:02:44,063 --> 00:02:49,566 ♪ tying up my white tie, Brushing off my tails ♪♪ 63 00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:51,402 We won't be late. 64 00:02:54,207 --> 00:02:55,207 Thank you. 65 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:57,775 ♪ da, da-da-da, da-da da-da ♪ 66 00:03:12,858 --> 00:03:13,790 Who is it? 67 00:03:13,859 --> 00:03:15,559 Me, mrs. Kotter, epstein. 68 00:03:15,627 --> 00:03:16,738 I want to know if Mr. Kotter wants to go 69 00:03:16,762 --> 00:03:19,930 To the fight with me tonight. 70 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,499 Uh, sorry, mr. Kotter's Out of town right now. 71 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:23,901 I'm watching the twins. 72 00:03:23,970 --> 00:03:25,869 Is there any message? 73 00:03:25,938 --> 00:03:27,004 Yeah. 74 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:31,075 Tell him I'd like to Meet his babysitter. 75 00:03:31,143 --> 00:03:35,646 Yeah, I'll do that, bye now. 76 00:03:38,450 --> 00:03:39,617 Yes? 77 00:03:39,685 --> 00:03:40,729 Perhaps you're the kind of girl 78 00:03:40,753 --> 00:03:42,186 Who likes a formal introduction. 79 00:03:42,255 --> 00:03:45,155 I'm in mr. K's class Over at buchanan. 80 00:03:50,596 --> 00:03:53,531 Allow me to introduce myself. 81 00:03:55,668 --> 00:03:57,702 I'm juan epstein. 82 00:03:57,770 --> 00:03:58,869 And you are? 83 00:03:58,938 --> 00:04:00,604 Kind of busy right now. 84 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,306 Good night! 85 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:17,321 I don't believe this. 86 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,234 I don't believe this, Somebody stole my car. 87 00:04:19,258 --> 00:04:21,559 Wasn't parked outside More than five minutes ago. 88 00:04:21,627 --> 00:04:23,427 - oh, no! - yeah, yeah. 89 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,074 Mind if I come inside Here and use your phone? 90 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,665 Oh, sure, come On... Wait a minute. 91 00:04:28,734 --> 00:04:30,112 Yeah, the phone's right there. 92 00:04:30,136 --> 00:04:32,103 Oh, gosh, I'm so sorry. 93 00:04:32,171 --> 00:04:33,904 Yeah, yeah. 94 00:04:33,973 --> 00:04:35,951 I guess it's just the day And age in which we live, 95 00:04:35,975 --> 00:04:37,808 You know? Getting so good 96 00:04:37,876 --> 00:04:40,945 On a attractive girl Like yourself over here. 97 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,934 Can't even open up The door for a nice guy, 98 00:04:42,981 --> 00:04:47,651 I mean, I'm talking nice guy. 99 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:52,356 Unless he lies and Says his car was stolen. 100 00:04:52,424 --> 00:04:54,291 Oh, now, wait a minute. 101 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:58,395 Tricky little devil, ain't I? 102 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:01,098 Look, mrs. Kotter is not Gonna like this one bit. 103 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:03,067 Now you have got to go. 104 00:05:03,135 --> 00:05:04,435 Ooh. 105 00:05:04,503 --> 00:05:05,948 Ooh, when you point like that 106 00:05:05,972 --> 00:05:09,306 It reminds me of this Puppy we once had. 107 00:05:09,375 --> 00:05:11,876 But then again, we had To get rid of it because 108 00:05:11,944 --> 00:05:16,947 It kept pointing us out To the bill collectors. 109 00:05:17,016 --> 00:05:19,783 Yeah, gotcha, huh? 110 00:05:19,852 --> 00:05:21,485 So what's your name? 111 00:05:21,554 --> 00:05:25,356 Fido. 112 00:05:25,424 --> 00:05:28,259 I like you, fido. 113 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:30,127 Look, it's nothing personal, 114 00:05:30,195 --> 00:05:32,040 But I am responsible For this house, you know? 115 00:05:32,064 --> 00:05:33,064 Oh, sure, sure. 116 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,676 And I'm responsible For the babies. 117 00:05:34,700 --> 00:05:40,438 And so you have got To get out of here. 118 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:46,043 Um... Uh, what I Meant was... What? 119 00:05:46,112 --> 00:05:50,247 Well, I'm just gonna Have to ask you to leave. 120 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:52,716 Of course, maybe You could sit quietly 121 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:55,586 And let me study. 122 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,421 I got a better idea. 123 00:05:57,489 --> 00:06:01,458 Why don't I help you study? 124 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:06,931 Sort of like the blind Leading the blonde, huh? 125 00:06:06,999 --> 00:06:12,135 Okay, well, thanks, That would be great. 126 00:06:12,204 --> 00:06:15,238 Do you know anything About abnormal psychology? 127 00:06:19,044 --> 00:06:21,111 Come on, come on, Abnormal psychology 128 00:06:21,180 --> 00:06:23,447 Is my life here. 129 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:26,517 All right, where do You want to start, fido? 130 00:06:27,620 --> 00:06:33,490 ♪ 131 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:41,798 ♪ welcome back ♪ 132 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:45,502 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 133 00:06:45,571 --> 00:06:47,738 ♪ welcome back ♪ 134 00:06:47,807 --> 00:06:52,576 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 135 00:06:52,645 --> 00:06:54,678 ♪ well the names Have all changed 136 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,947 Since you hung around ♪ 137 00:06:57,015 --> 00:06:59,115 ♪ but those dreams have remained 138 00:06:59,184 --> 00:07:01,284 And they've turned around ♪ 139 00:07:01,353 --> 00:07:03,620 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 140 00:07:03,689 --> 00:07:05,467 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 141 00:07:05,491 --> 00:07:07,491 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 142 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:09,526 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 143 00:07:09,595 --> 00:07:11,628 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 144 00:07:11,697 --> 00:07:13,964 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 145 00:07:14,032 --> 00:07:16,032 ♪ welcome back ♪ 146 00:07:16,101 --> 00:07:20,403 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 147 00:07:20,473 --> 00:07:22,673 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 148 00:07:22,741 --> 00:07:24,708 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 149 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:26,944 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 150 00:07:27,012 --> 00:07:29,146 ♪ welcome back ♪ 151 00:07:29,214 --> 00:07:33,550 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 152 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:37,887 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 153 00:07:37,956 --> 00:07:42,959 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪♪ 154 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:46,497 No more, no more! 155 00:07:46,565 --> 00:07:47,942 I can't do it no more, please! 156 00:07:47,966 --> 00:07:50,334 Please stop, please stop! 157 00:07:50,402 --> 00:07:51,668 Okay, okay. 158 00:07:51,737 --> 00:07:53,581 The klondike killer Has the phantom down 159 00:07:53,605 --> 00:07:55,939 On the canvas, last ten Seconds of the match, okay? 160 00:07:56,008 --> 00:07:57,975 But the klondike Killer has one trick 161 00:07:58,044 --> 00:07:59,843 Hidden up his tank top. 162 00:07:59,912 --> 00:08:03,580 The dreaded half nelson. 163 00:08:03,649 --> 00:08:06,717 Wait a minute. What's a half nelson? 164 00:08:06,786 --> 00:08:08,330 Come on, come on, Ain't you ever been 165 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,187 To the fights before? 166 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:11,455 No. 167 00:08:11,524 --> 00:08:12,934 Most of the college guys I date 168 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:16,526 Take me to foreign Film festivals. 169 00:08:16,595 --> 00:08:18,006 Come on over here, Fido, I'll learn you 170 00:08:18,030 --> 00:08:19,863 Some new tricks. 171 00:08:19,932 --> 00:08:20,932 Okay. 172 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:22,066 All right. 173 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,278 You're gonna be the Phantom, I'm gonna be 174 00:08:23,302 --> 00:08:25,368 The klondike killer, okay? 175 00:08:25,437 --> 00:08:26,815 You come over here, And now what happens is 176 00:08:26,839 --> 00:08:29,139 The phantom slips His arm underneath it. 177 00:08:29,208 --> 00:08:30,819 Eases his neck Just like that, okay? 178 00:08:30,843 --> 00:08:32,087 - like this? - right. Now you try 179 00:08:32,111 --> 00:08:33,221 And twist out of it, go ahead. 180 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:34,845 - okay. - now what we have here 181 00:08:34,914 --> 00:08:36,580 Is the dreaded... 182 00:08:46,058 --> 00:08:50,261 Dreaded half nelson. 183 00:08:50,329 --> 00:08:54,098 Do you want to try For a full nelson? 184 00:08:56,835 --> 00:08:59,203 Let's see who Yells "Uncle" first. 185 00:09:20,626 --> 00:09:21,692 Uncle! 186 00:09:21,760 --> 00:09:26,730 Ah, uncle, I knew I'd win this round! 187 00:09:26,799 --> 00:09:29,866 I wouldn't be so sure. 188 00:09:29,935 --> 00:09:32,869 Mr. Woodman! 189 00:09:32,938 --> 00:09:34,972 - epstein! - mrs. Kotter! 190 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:36,973 - kelly! - juan! 191 00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:39,076 Fido! 192 00:09:40,946 --> 00:09:42,657 This is not at all What it looks like, 193 00:09:42,681 --> 00:09:43,681 Uncle michael. 194 00:09:43,715 --> 00:09:45,949 Uncle michael? 195 00:09:46,017 --> 00:09:47,183 You're fido's uncle? 196 00:09:47,253 --> 00:09:50,053 Stop calling her fido! 197 00:09:50,121 --> 00:09:51,555 Wait, wait, wait. 198 00:09:51,623 --> 00:09:54,191 I am sure that there Is a logical explanation 199 00:09:54,260 --> 00:09:55,960 For all this somewhere. 200 00:09:56,028 --> 00:09:58,073 Yeah, sure, sure, I was Just showing fido over here 201 00:09:58,097 --> 00:09:59,774 - a couple wrestling moves. - kelly, kelly. 202 00:09:59,798 --> 00:10:01,276 - kelly. - kelly. 203 00:10:01,300 --> 00:10:02,511 It's really nice To meet you, kelly. 204 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:04,768 No, no. 205 00:10:04,837 --> 00:10:05,936 Yeah. 206 00:10:06,004 --> 00:10:07,115 I was just showing Kelly over here 207 00:10:07,139 --> 00:10:08,517 A couple of wrestling Holds, that's all. 208 00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:11,007 Wrestling holds? 209 00:10:11,076 --> 00:10:13,109 You animal. You... 210 00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:14,356 You get out of Here, or I'll show you 211 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:18,582 A wrestling hold in your throat! 212 00:10:18,650 --> 00:10:21,518 All right, all right, I'm going, all right? 213 00:10:21,587 --> 00:10:23,398 I'm goin', but I got One thing I want to say 214 00:10:23,422 --> 00:10:26,723 Before I go. 215 00:10:26,792 --> 00:10:28,525 I love you, fido. 216 00:10:31,096 --> 00:10:33,030 Oh, uncle michael, How could you? 217 00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:34,597 Juan, wait! 218 00:10:46,245 --> 00:10:47,811 Hey, mrs. Kotter. 219 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,513 Another field trip like that, 220 00:10:50,582 --> 00:10:55,819 And the sweathogs could Definitely become extinct. 221 00:10:55,888 --> 00:10:58,188 All right, you weasels. 222 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,756 Where's epstein? 223 00:10:59,825 --> 00:11:01,169 Did you give him the note To report to my office 224 00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,425 The minute you got back? 225 00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:05,662 Well, we left him the Note just like you said, 226 00:11:05,731 --> 00:11:08,865 But apparently, little Juan never arrived. 227 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:11,535 Yeah, and he never came Home last night, neither. 228 00:11:11,603 --> 00:11:12,903 I'm telling you, man. 229 00:11:12,971 --> 00:11:14,883 His momma called me up At six o'clock this morning 230 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:15,839 Looking for him. 231 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:16,908 This is an outrage! 232 00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,119 You telling me, Man, I didn't know 233 00:11:18,143 --> 00:11:22,813 There was a six O'clock in the morning. 234 00:11:22,882 --> 00:11:25,448 How you doing, guys, huh? 235 00:11:25,517 --> 00:11:27,284 Morning, mrs. Kotter. 236 00:11:27,352 --> 00:11:31,254 Top of the morning To you, uncle michael. 237 00:11:31,323 --> 00:11:36,760 Don't uncle michael me, mister. 238 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,761 Juan, don't you think you owe us 239 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:41,365 A little bit of an explanation? 240 00:11:41,433 --> 00:11:43,011 Hey, what's to Explain, mrs. Kotter, 241 00:11:43,035 --> 00:11:46,269 It was just love at first sight. 242 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:50,040 I think I'm gonna be sick. 243 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,675 Juan, about your behavior... 244 00:11:51,743 --> 00:11:54,077 Yeah, yeah, I'm real sorry About that, mrs. Kotter. 245 00:11:54,146 --> 00:11:55,590 From now on, me and Kelly won't be doing 246 00:11:55,614 --> 00:11:57,680 No more wrestling Holds in your apartment. 247 00:11:57,749 --> 00:11:58,782 I should hope not. 248 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:01,518 Me and kelly got Our own apartment. 249 00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:02,786 What? 250 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,999 That's right, me and kelly Are moving in together. 251 00:12:05,023 --> 00:12:06,222 Ah! 252 00:12:19,171 --> 00:12:21,704 Juan, do you have any Idea what you just said? 253 00:12:21,773 --> 00:12:23,774 Yeah, I said I'm in Love, mrs. Kotter. 254 00:12:23,842 --> 00:12:29,245 Maybe if you weren't Married, you'd understand. 255 00:12:29,315 --> 00:12:31,782 Juan, you know, living With another person 256 00:12:31,851 --> 00:12:33,917 Is not just playing house. 257 00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:35,530 Maybe you and kelly Should just take some time 258 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:36,798 And get to know one another. 259 00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:40,991 Why don't you Try being pen pals? 260 00:12:41,060 --> 00:12:42,070 Thanks a lot, mrs. Kotter, 261 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,814 But our minds are made up. 262 00:12:43,862 --> 00:12:44,973 Come on, juan, listen. 263 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,064 Now look, you tie yourself Down with one woman, 264 00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,609 Before long, she's gonna Have you so well-trained 265 00:12:48,633 --> 00:12:49,677 That we won't even know you. 266 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,834 - come on. - he's right, man. 267 00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:53,615 Pretty soon, man, that Chick's gonna have you 268 00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:55,719 Taking out the garbage, Man, washing your own 269 00:12:55,774 --> 00:12:59,076 Underwear. 270 00:12:59,144 --> 00:13:03,279 Eating with a knife and fork. 271 00:13:03,348 --> 00:13:06,416 Ah, forget it. 272 00:13:06,485 --> 00:13:07,796 Look, I came in here With good news. 273 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,130 I was stupid enough To think my friends 274 00:13:09,154 --> 00:13:12,088 Would be happy for me. 275 00:13:12,157 --> 00:13:13,790 Thanks for nothing. 276 00:13:27,806 --> 00:13:29,038 Hi, kelly. 277 00:13:29,107 --> 00:13:30,674 I'm so glad. 278 00:13:30,742 --> 00:13:31,908 I'm so happy. 279 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:34,010 I just heard the news. 280 00:13:34,079 --> 00:13:35,111 Well, hello, emily. 281 00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,446 What news? 282 00:13:36,514 --> 00:13:39,849 That you are, as we say in The sociology department, 283 00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:44,821 Going to have a new toothbrush On your bathroom shelf? 284 00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,191 And as we say in the Psychology department, 285 00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:49,927 What's it to you? 286 00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,295 Living with somebody Is a big responsibility. 287 00:13:52,363 --> 00:13:54,998 It's not something You jump into lightly. 288 00:13:55,067 --> 00:13:58,368 Does he have a friend? 289 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:01,070 Yes, he does, me. 290 00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,607 Look, emily, um... 291 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,874 All I know is that he's... 292 00:14:04,943 --> 00:14:08,312 He's different from Any guy I've ever known. 293 00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:11,915 And I really want To be with him. 294 00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:13,349 Aww. 295 00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:15,551 What's he look like? 296 00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:18,054 Um... 297 00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:21,124 You see that cute guy Standing over there? 298 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:25,995 That kid who looks like He's running away from home? 299 00:14:26,064 --> 00:14:28,498 He looks exactly like that. 300 00:14:28,567 --> 00:14:29,866 Only older. 301 00:14:29,935 --> 00:14:32,569 Exactly like that. 302 00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:33,736 Hi, honey. 303 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:38,008 Hey, how you doing There, sugar lips? 304 00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,110 Um, emily, this is juan. 305 00:14:40,179 --> 00:14:42,078 Juan, this is my friend emily. 306 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:43,913 Nice to meet you. 307 00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:48,918 You're ethnic. 308 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:50,853 I'm a sociology major. 309 00:14:50,923 --> 00:14:54,758 I love ethnics! 310 00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,359 You're fat. 311 00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,967 I'm a puerto rican jew. 312 00:15:04,036 --> 00:15:08,939 I love fat people. 313 00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:11,508 You got yourself A real gem, kelly. 314 00:15:11,576 --> 00:15:13,343 If I were you, I'd Switch my major 315 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:17,380 To animal husbandry. 316 00:15:17,449 --> 00:15:19,115 I like your friend, you know. 317 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:24,888 Real kick in the pants. 318 00:15:24,956 --> 00:15:27,357 Juan, you insulted her. 319 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:28,624 I did? 320 00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:30,137 Come on, in my neighborhood, That would've been 321 00:15:30,161 --> 00:15:32,696 The start of a Beautiful friendship. 322 00:15:32,764 --> 00:15:35,165 Yes, but we're not in Your neighborhood. 323 00:15:35,233 --> 00:15:37,267 Yeah, I know, you Could say that again. 324 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:40,737 This place is very Bohemian, you know? 325 00:15:40,806 --> 00:15:41,916 I never been in a Restaurant before 326 00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:45,074 That didn't smell like food. 327 00:15:45,143 --> 00:15:46,976 What kind of joint Is this, anyway? 328 00:15:47,045 --> 00:15:49,312 Well, this is my favorite Health food place. 329 00:15:49,381 --> 00:15:51,325 Get used to it, 'cause we're Gonna be eating here a lot. 330 00:15:51,349 --> 00:15:52,883 Sure, sure. 331 00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:54,450 You folks ready to order? 332 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,986 Go ahead. 333 00:15:56,054 --> 00:15:59,856 Uh, let's see, I'll have A double cheeseburger 334 00:15:59,925 --> 00:16:03,293 With some chili on It, some raw onions, 335 00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:05,002 You gotta have onions, don't ya? 336 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:09,399 And uh, make it rare, I like it real bloody. 337 00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:11,668 We're into purity here. 338 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:14,171 We don't serve meat. 339 00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,438 Honey. 340 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:17,640 All they serve Here are vegetables. 341 00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:20,309 I don't like vegetables. 342 00:16:20,378 --> 00:16:22,646 Matter of fact, I Hate vegetables. 343 00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:26,082 They go in my mouth, they Get all slimy on me, you know? 344 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:28,117 That's not bad, but what Happens is then they go 345 00:16:28,186 --> 00:16:29,631 In the back of my tongue And they get stuck, 346 00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,921 I gotta gag. 347 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:34,123 All right, okay. 348 00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:36,693 Listen, can we just Have a couple beers? 349 00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:42,165 Sure, uh, does your Friend here have any I.D.? 350 00:16:42,234 --> 00:16:45,001 Hey, guy, it's cool, I'm Legal, I'm over 18, all right? 351 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:47,081 Yeah, but it's a house Rule. We gotta check. 352 00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:49,038 You calling me a liar? 353 00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:50,907 Hey, man, now maintain. 354 00:16:50,975 --> 00:16:52,608 - it's a rule. - yeah? 355 00:16:52,678 --> 00:16:54,489 Yeah, well, I got a Rule that says nobody 356 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,413 Calls me a liar and Lives to tell about it. 357 00:16:56,481 --> 00:16:57,858 Now either you Bring me that brew 358 00:16:57,882 --> 00:17:00,583 Or I'm gonna bust this Place wide open, huh? 359 00:17:00,652 --> 00:17:01,851 All right, ease off. 360 00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,553 I'll get your beers. 361 00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,929 Did you have to Create such a scene? 362 00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,308 I'm sorry about That, kelly, look, 363 00:17:14,332 --> 00:17:16,666 I ain't really that hungry And I brought my stuff 364 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:18,345 Over here, so why don't We go over to your place 365 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:20,403 And have a movin' in party? 366 00:17:20,472 --> 00:17:24,274 Oh, well, I'd love To, but I got a class. 367 00:17:24,343 --> 00:17:25,574 So skip it. 368 00:17:25,643 --> 00:17:28,311 Juan, I can't. 369 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:31,013 Listen, school is Very important to me. 370 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:32,793 I've got a plan for My life, you know, 371 00:17:32,817 --> 00:17:35,585 And getting my degree Is a big part of it. 372 00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:38,855 Can't you understand that? 373 00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:41,424 Yeah, sure, sure, I Understand that. 374 00:17:41,493 --> 00:17:44,193 I got plans for my future, too. 375 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,707 I mean, like, I never Told anybody this, 376 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:49,733 But I got a dream. 377 00:17:49,801 --> 00:17:51,968 See, when I was about six Years old, there was this 378 00:17:52,037 --> 00:17:54,404 Tenement house besides Ours, it was really run-down 379 00:17:54,472 --> 00:17:55,872 And everything. 380 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:57,774 So one day the city Comes in, tears it down, 381 00:17:57,843 --> 00:17:59,754 I mean, they flatten it out, There's nothing left there 382 00:17:59,778 --> 00:18:01,244 But rubble and all. 383 00:18:01,313 --> 00:18:04,347 So in the middle of the Night while I'm sleepin', 384 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,949 This fleet of dump Trucks comes in. 385 00:18:07,018 --> 00:18:09,619 Clears out the whole Lot, I wake up that morning, 386 00:18:09,688 --> 00:18:11,166 The lot is clean as a whistle, 387 00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:13,957 Like magic or something. 388 00:18:14,026 --> 00:18:15,236 Well, it was right Then and there 389 00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,004 That old juan epstein Knew what he wanted to do 390 00:18:17,028 --> 00:18:19,128 With his life. 391 00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:21,764 I want to really be a Part of this city, kelly. 392 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:24,033 Sort of like Clearing away the old 393 00:18:24,102 --> 00:18:27,937 To make way for the new. 394 00:18:28,006 --> 00:18:31,874 I want my own fleet Of dump trucks. 395 00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,221 Let me tell you Something, kelly. 396 00:18:33,245 --> 00:18:35,211 There's slums in this city 397 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:37,480 Screaming, just Begging to be torn down 398 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,349 And I'm just the guy to do it. 399 00:18:39,418 --> 00:18:41,817 I mean, I really Got a dream, kelly. 400 00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,287 I got a dream that someday, 401 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:48,525 People are gonna pass by a Vacant lot full of nothing. 402 00:18:48,593 --> 00:18:53,095 Say to themselves, "Juan epstein was here." 403 00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,033 Oh, juan. 404 00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:58,935 Ha-ha-ha, you! 405 00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:01,004 You really had me fooled. 406 00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,139 That's great. 407 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,341 Dump trucks, it's so ridiculous. 408 00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:09,246 I love it! 409 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,958 Honey, you got Such an imagination, 410 00:19:10,982 --> 00:19:12,449 What a sense of humor 411 00:19:12,517 --> 00:19:15,084 Dump trucks, it's so stupid! 412 00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:20,923 Yeah. 413 00:19:20,992 --> 00:19:22,992 - yeah, yeah. - it's great. 414 00:19:23,061 --> 00:19:25,328 Look, I really got To get going, kelly. 415 00:19:25,397 --> 00:19:30,199 There's something I Forgot over here at school. 416 00:19:30,268 --> 00:19:34,704 ♪ 417 00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:37,206 The beer's on me. 418 00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:42,111 ♪ 419 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,454 Hey, little juan, what Are you doing here? 420 00:19:51,523 --> 00:19:53,956 Well, uh, there comes A time in a man's life 421 00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:56,726 When he just has to Shoot baskets, you know? 422 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,010 Look, it ain't gonna Work, guys, I mean, 423 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:04,078 It just ain't gonna work. 424 00:20:04,102 --> 00:20:05,546 'course it ain't gonna work. 425 00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:07,637 You gotta put it Through the hoop. 426 00:20:11,609 --> 00:20:13,121 I ain't talkin' about Shootin' baskets, 427 00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:15,845 I'm talkin' about me and kelly. 428 00:20:15,914 --> 00:20:17,747 What seems to be the problem? 429 00:20:17,815 --> 00:20:19,975 Well, for one thing, beau, She's smarter than me. 430 00:20:20,018 --> 00:20:24,954 Oh, now, that's not Right, little juan. 431 00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:28,324 - what? - she's smarter than I. 432 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:34,164 Look, do you still like her? 433 00:20:34,232 --> 00:20:36,032 Yeah. 434 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,367 She likes you? 435 00:20:38,436 --> 00:20:40,203 So she says. 436 00:20:40,271 --> 00:20:45,075 So... What's the problem? 437 00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:47,288 Well, look, it just takes more Than thinking you love somebody 438 00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,078 To be able to move in with them. 439 00:20:49,147 --> 00:20:51,314 I mean there's other Things, too, you know? 440 00:20:51,383 --> 00:20:54,884 Stuff like, likes and dislikes 441 00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:57,954 And plans for the future. 442 00:20:58,023 --> 00:20:59,255 What you talkin' about? 443 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:00,556 Listen to this. 444 00:21:00,625 --> 00:21:03,126 She only likes vegetables. 445 00:21:03,195 --> 00:21:05,195 You should be close enough. 446 00:21:09,367 --> 00:21:11,745 I ain't talkin' about me, I'm talkin' she only eats 447 00:21:11,769 --> 00:21:13,670 Vegetables, can You imagine that? 448 00:21:13,738 --> 00:21:16,005 Ew! 449 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,284 - what are you gonna do now? - I don't know, beau, 450 00:21:17,308 --> 00:21:20,843 I just don't know What I'm gonna do. 451 00:21:20,912 --> 00:21:23,212 Oh, no, I don't believe This, she's over here! 452 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:26,416 It's the last person I Want to see right now. 453 00:21:26,484 --> 00:21:31,254 Hey, uh, you guys, Uh, I just remembered. 454 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:33,456 We got something Very important to do. 455 00:21:33,525 --> 00:21:35,925 - what? - leave. 456 00:21:35,994 --> 00:21:37,192 Yeah, yeah, yeah, juan. 457 00:21:37,261 --> 00:21:38,672 You be cool, man, we Check you later, all right? 458 00:21:38,696 --> 00:21:40,696 Later, juan. Good luck. 459 00:21:46,737 --> 00:21:49,672 Juan, I waited for You at the apartment. 460 00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,075 What are you doing Here playing ball? 461 00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:54,643 It's where I belong, Playing ball. 462 00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:56,224 Not playing house with you. 463 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,815 What are you talking about? 464 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:00,516 Juan. 465 00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:01,884 What's the matter? 466 00:22:01,953 --> 00:22:03,263 Look, kelly, it ain't Gonna work, okay? 467 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:05,155 Me and you, it ain't gonna work. 468 00:22:05,223 --> 00:22:09,159 I mean, I could live With your vegetables. 469 00:22:09,227 --> 00:22:13,529 And I could learn to Like your fat friend. 470 00:22:13,598 --> 00:22:16,933 But you laughed At my dump trucks. 471 00:22:17,002 --> 00:22:21,071 I mean, you should never Laugh at a man's dreams. 472 00:22:21,139 --> 00:22:22,805 I'm sorry. 473 00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,407 Yeah, me, too. 474 00:22:24,476 --> 00:22:25,752 I mean, like, you're In college, you know, 475 00:22:25,776 --> 00:22:28,311 I'm gonna be lucky if I Get out of high school. 476 00:22:28,379 --> 00:22:29,856 You're gonna be busy Shrinking heads and me, 477 00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:33,349 I'm gonna be, uh... 478 00:22:33,418 --> 00:22:35,585 Look, kelly, don't You understand? 479 00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:37,686 I'm just not ready To live with somebody. 480 00:22:37,755 --> 00:22:40,823 You know what I mean? 481 00:22:40,891 --> 00:22:44,293 Yeah, I guess so. 482 00:22:44,362 --> 00:22:47,063 - well, look, if you... - well, look... 483 00:22:47,132 --> 00:22:48,942 Go ahead, you go First, you talk first. 484 00:22:48,966 --> 00:22:50,866 You go ahead. 485 00:22:50,935 --> 00:22:53,436 Maybe we could see Each other again, huh? 486 00:22:53,505 --> 00:22:55,872 Yeah, I'd like that. 487 00:22:55,941 --> 00:22:58,374 'cause I want you To know something. 488 00:22:58,442 --> 00:23:02,712 You are the nicest girl I Have almost moved in with. 489 00:23:11,156 --> 00:23:13,156 Good-bye, juan. 490 00:23:19,230 --> 00:23:21,063 I'm gonna miss you, fido. 491 00:23:37,148 --> 00:23:38,348 Hey, y'all look! 492 00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:39,349 I got the tickets, Man, I got the tickets 493 00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:40,616 For the fight tonight, man. 494 00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:42,597 And I hope juan appreciates Us breaking our dates 495 00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,465 With the takeuchi twins Just so we can take him 496 00:23:44,489 --> 00:23:46,956 To these fights. 497 00:23:47,025 --> 00:23:49,659 Hey, juan, juan, my Man, what's happening, 498 00:23:49,728 --> 00:23:51,961 What's happening? Check this out, baby. 499 00:23:52,029 --> 00:23:54,163 Tickets for a fight tonight. 500 00:23:54,232 --> 00:23:57,533 Ooh, I would if I could, But I got a date tonight. 501 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,836 Man, what you mean, jelly bean? 502 00:24:01,773 --> 00:24:04,207 Little juan. 503 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,675 How did you get a date so fast? 504 00:24:06,744 --> 00:24:08,355 You guys ain't Gonna believe this. 505 00:24:08,379 --> 00:24:09,791 But two knuckleheads Went and stood up 506 00:24:09,815 --> 00:24:11,714 The takeuchi twins. 507 00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:18,353 Hey... 508 00:24:25,063 --> 00:24:30,933 ♪ 509 00:24:32,604 --> 00:24:35,304 ♪ welcome back ♪ 510 00:24:35,372 --> 00:24:39,074 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 511 00:24:39,143 --> 00:24:41,311 ♪ welcome back ♪ 512 00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:46,048 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 513 00:24:46,117 --> 00:24:48,284 ♪ well the names Have all changed 514 00:24:48,353 --> 00:24:50,452 Since you hung around ♪ 515 00:24:50,521 --> 00:24:52,622 ♪ but those dreams have remained 516 00:24:52,691 --> 00:24:54,857 And they've turned around ♪ 517 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:57,126 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 518 00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:58,873 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 519 00:24:58,897 --> 00:25:00,896 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 520 00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:03,032 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 521 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:05,167 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot 522 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,470 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 523 00:25:07,538 --> 00:25:09,672 ♪ welcome back ♪ 524 00:25:09,741 --> 00:25:13,909 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 525 00:25:13,978 --> 00:25:16,178 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 526 00:25:16,247 --> 00:25:18,915 ♪ welcome back ♪ 527 00:25:18,983 --> 00:25:22,685 ♪ we always could Spot a friend ♪ 528 00:25:22,754 --> 00:25:24,954 ♪ welcome back ♪ 529 00:25:25,022 --> 00:25:27,123 ♪ and I smile when I think 530 00:25:27,191 --> 00:25:29,659 How you must've been ♪ 531 00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:31,794 ♪ and I know what a scene 532 00:25:31,863 --> 00:25:33,829 You were learnin' in ♪♪ 37583

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