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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,443 --> 00:00:11,409 - vinnie. 2 00:00:11,444 --> 00:00:13,324 Vinnie, you better get the door. 3 00:00:14,346 --> 00:00:16,446 - oh, yeah, the door. 4 00:00:16,482 --> 00:00:19,683 Look, you stay here and you Cover up the rips on my couch. 5 00:00:23,355 --> 00:00:24,321 Oh, hi, juan. 6 00:00:24,356 --> 00:00:25,356 Goodnight. 7 00:00:26,725 --> 00:00:27,691 - vinnie, who is he? 8 00:00:27,726 --> 00:00:29,271 Don't make him Stand in the doorway. 9 00:00:29,295 --> 00:00:30,928 - yeah, of course not. 10 00:00:32,131 --> 00:00:34,431 Go stand down in the street. 11 00:00:37,470 --> 00:00:39,214 - I hate to have to Bother you like this, vinnie, 12 00:00:39,238 --> 00:00:40,949 But it is a matter Of life and death. 13 00:00:40,973 --> 00:00:42,139 'scuse me. 14 00:00:43,142 --> 00:00:44,302 I'll bring him right back. 15 00:00:45,944 --> 00:00:47,823 - vinnie, do you remember When we was kids 16 00:00:47,847 --> 00:00:49,491 And you was trapped Underneath your bicycle 17 00:00:49,515 --> 00:00:51,048 And I pulled you out? 18 00:00:51,083 --> 00:00:53,083 - no. 19 00:00:53,118 --> 00:00:55,153 - okay, forget that one. 20 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:56,965 Do you remember that Gangland murder that we saw 21 00:00:56,989 --> 00:00:59,089 Over at pasquali's, huh? 22 00:00:59,125 --> 00:01:01,325 Thirty-two bullet holes. 23 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:04,829 - yeah, and we thought the Blood was spaghetti sauce, 24 00:01:04,864 --> 00:01:05,830 Remember that? 25 00:01:05,865 --> 00:01:06,942 - yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 26 00:01:06,966 --> 00:01:09,534 I held up the cops And let you run away. 27 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:10,834 Why? 28 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:13,604 Because we like you. 29 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:15,706 Because you're my friend. 30 00:01:15,741 --> 00:01:16,940 You're my buddy. 31 00:01:16,976 --> 00:01:18,220 - yeah, well, I don't Need a buddy now. 32 00:01:18,244 --> 00:01:19,443 I need her. 33 00:01:19,478 --> 00:01:22,747 - hey, look, vinnie, I'm calling In all my favors right now. 34 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:25,116 The way I figure it, You owe me one big one. 35 00:01:25,151 --> 00:01:27,919 - okay, okay, fine. Just make it quick. 36 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:31,122 - I'm talkin' marriage, vinnie. 37 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:33,390 - look, juan, I think You're very cute 38 00:01:33,425 --> 00:01:34,825 But you're too old for me. 39 00:01:36,162 --> 00:01:38,329 - not me. My cousin angelina. 40 00:01:38,364 --> 00:01:39,875 - oh, come on, now, you're Getting a little crazy 41 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:41,431 With your favors now here, juan. 42 00:01:41,467 --> 00:01:42,744 - all right, all Right, I didn't want to 43 00:01:42,768 --> 00:01:43,868 Have to do this 44 00:01:43,903 --> 00:01:47,304 But I guess I'm gonna have To call in the big favor. 45 00:01:47,340 --> 00:01:51,209 Remember last year, The giovanni twins, huh? 46 00:01:51,244 --> 00:01:52,487 - oh, now, don't be Bringing that up. 47 00:01:52,511 --> 00:01:54,645 - that's right, we Couldn't split 'em up. 48 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:56,391 You wanted to be Alone with josephine 49 00:01:56,415 --> 00:01:58,293 So who took the other One off your hands? 50 00:01:58,317 --> 00:01:59,361 - all right, all right, you did. 51 00:01:59,385 --> 00:02:00,751 - that's right. I did. 52 00:02:00,786 --> 00:02:02,464 You got a chance to Go up to the balcony 53 00:02:02,488 --> 00:02:04,021 And make out with josephina. 54 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:05,300 I got a chance to Go to the docks 55 00:02:05,324 --> 00:02:08,259 And shoot rats with dominic. 56 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,939 - okay, I owe you a twin But I don't owe you a life. 57 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:10,928 I ain't marrying nobody. 58 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:12,063 - c'mon, vinnie, look. 59 00:02:12,098 --> 00:02:13,063 Relax. 60 00:02:13,098 --> 00:02:15,043 It's all gonna be over With in three days. 61 00:02:15,067 --> 00:02:17,101 You see, angelina's From guatemala. 62 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,070 She gets her citizenship, You get a divorce. 63 00:02:20,106 --> 00:02:22,272 Bing, bang, bong, Favor's completed. 64 00:02:22,308 --> 00:02:23,774 Whaddya say? 65 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,342 - why don't you get horshack? 66 00:02:25,378 --> 00:02:29,413 - c'mon, gosh, he's scared Enough as it is, huh? 67 00:02:29,448 --> 00:02:31,026 Now look, vinnie, This ain't just for me. 68 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,594 It's for my poor Uncle sanchez, okay? 69 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:33,584 - yeah, yeah, yeah. 70 00:02:33,619 --> 00:02:35,431 - he said he'd die a Happy man if only 71 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,465 His daughter angelina 72 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,489 Would become an American citizen. 73 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:42,926 Vinnie, he's 96 years old. 74 00:02:42,962 --> 00:02:44,005 I mean, don't you Want to see the guy 75 00:02:44,029 --> 00:02:47,231 Die with a smile on his face? 76 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,499 - I must be crazy. 77 00:02:48,534 --> 00:02:49,844 - all right, vinnie. You Wait right over here. 78 00:02:49,868 --> 00:02:51,068 I'll bring her right up. 79 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:52,403 - what, she's here? 80 00:02:52,438 --> 00:02:54,104 - epstein delivers, guy. 81 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:55,206 Now go on. 82 00:02:55,241 --> 00:02:56,207 Get rid of sally. 83 00:02:56,242 --> 00:02:58,008 - how? 84 00:02:58,043 --> 00:02:59,888 - I don't know. I Can't do everything. 85 00:02:59,912 --> 00:03:01,623 I got to take care of The marriage ceremony 86 00:03:01,647 --> 00:03:03,687 And I have to take Care of the reception. 87 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:07,551 - look, doll baby, I Got to ask you to leave. 88 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:09,698 I got to do a favor for a Friend, you understand? 89 00:03:09,722 --> 00:03:11,099 - okay. - you understand, don't you? 90 00:03:11,123 --> 00:03:12,401 - yeah, well, I'll see You tomorrow, huh? 91 00:03:12,425 --> 00:03:13,569 - okay, I'll call you later. 92 00:03:13,593 --> 00:03:14,559 - okay. Soon? 93 00:03:14,594 --> 00:03:15,560 - yeah. 94 00:03:15,595 --> 00:03:18,229 As soon as I get the divorce. 95 00:03:18,264 --> 00:03:19,930 - what? 96 00:03:19,965 --> 00:03:22,433 - I'm going to see a Man about a horse. 97 00:03:31,844 --> 00:03:33,978 - vinnie, meet your new bride. 98 00:03:34,013 --> 00:03:35,512 - buenos noches. 99 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,614 - yeah, buenos tacos. 100 00:03:43,188 --> 00:03:44,299 - don't she speak english? 101 00:03:44,323 --> 00:03:46,490 - ah, not a blessed word. 102 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:47,726 She's only been here one day. 103 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,738 Hasn't left that box Since she got here. 104 00:03:49,762 --> 00:03:53,998 - my name is little Orphan annie. 105 00:03:54,033 --> 00:04:00,004 My curls are auburn And my dog is sandy. 106 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:01,605 Woof, woof. 107 00:04:05,745 --> 00:04:08,412 - and you thought She was gonna be dull. 108 00:04:23,595 --> 00:04:26,429 ♪ welcome back ♪ 109 00:04:26,465 --> 00:04:30,134 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 110 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:32,302 ♪ welcome back ♪ 111 00:04:32,338 --> 00:04:37,141 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 112 00:04:37,176 --> 00:04:39,309 ♪ well the names Have all changed ♪ 113 00:04:39,345 --> 00:04:41,412 ♪ since you hung around ♪ 114 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,225 ♪ but those dreams Have remained ♪ 115 00:04:43,249 --> 00:04:46,050 ♪ and they've turned around ♪ 116 00:04:46,085 --> 00:04:48,163 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 117 00:04:48,187 --> 00:04:50,198 ♪ ♪ 118 00:04:50,222 --> 00:04:52,189 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 119 00:04:52,224 --> 00:04:54,425 ♪ ♪ 120 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,226 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪ 121 00:04:56,262 --> 00:04:58,429 ♪ 'cause we've got Him on the spot ♪ 122 00:04:58,464 --> 00:05:00,597 ♪ welcome back ♪ 123 00:05:00,632 --> 00:05:04,834 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 124 00:05:04,870 --> 00:05:07,137 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 125 00:05:07,173 --> 00:05:08,983 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪ 126 00:05:09,007 --> 00:05:11,475 ♪ 'cause we've got Him on the spot ♪ 127 00:05:11,510 --> 00:05:13,577 ♪ welcome back ♪ 128 00:05:13,613 --> 00:05:17,914 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 129 00:05:17,950 --> 00:05:22,419 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 130 00:05:22,454 --> 00:05:26,790 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 131 00:05:32,397 --> 00:05:34,309 - hey, vinnie, what Are you doin' here? 132 00:05:34,333 --> 00:05:35,677 I've been looking all Over the place for you. 133 00:05:35,701 --> 00:05:38,902 School's the last Place I figure you'd be. 134 00:05:38,938 --> 00:05:41,571 - yeah, well, look, I Couldn't sleep last night. 135 00:05:41,607 --> 00:05:43,352 I kept on dreaming About angelina. 136 00:05:43,376 --> 00:05:47,143 - well, beauty does Run in the epstein family. 137 00:05:47,179 --> 00:05:48,557 - yeah? Well, it's Running downhill. 138 00:05:48,581 --> 00:05:50,146 I woke up screaming. 139 00:05:52,017 --> 00:05:53,896 I can't marry your cousin, juan. 140 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,130 You know what she Did to me last night? 141 00:05:55,154 --> 00:05:56,554 - what? 142 00:05:56,589 --> 00:05:58,756 - she took the pretzels And she licked the salt 143 00:05:58,791 --> 00:06:02,125 Off the pretzels and Put 'em back in a bag. 144 00:06:02,161 --> 00:06:03,638 - look, guy, you Ain't backing out now. 145 00:06:03,662 --> 00:06:05,095 We made a deal. 146 00:06:05,131 --> 00:06:07,131 And with us, a deal's a deal. 147 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,833 Besides, I already got the Wedding ring right over here. 148 00:06:09,868 --> 00:06:10,900 Here, take a look. 149 00:06:10,936 --> 00:06:13,103 - ooh, that's nice, A girl scout ring. 150 00:06:14,573 --> 00:06:15,539 - yeah, yeah. 151 00:06:15,574 --> 00:06:16,985 She thinks you're Rich, you know? 152 00:06:17,009 --> 00:06:19,843 Working in a hospital, Doctors, money, all that. 153 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:20,844 - yeah, no wonder she asked me 154 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:23,214 If I could get her Teeth done at cost. 155 00:06:25,084 --> 00:06:26,895 - hey, look, guy, Angelina just needs 156 00:06:26,919 --> 00:06:29,620 A little bridge work, you know? 157 00:06:29,655 --> 00:06:32,857 They just got jarred loose in The truck on the way up here. 158 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,904 Now, look, I've been Thinking about the wedding 159 00:06:35,928 --> 00:06:38,396 And how about freddie Washington as the best man? 160 00:06:38,431 --> 00:06:39,529 - juan! 161 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,042 Nobody's gotta know about this. 162 00:06:41,066 --> 00:06:42,466 This is our little secret. 163 00:06:42,502 --> 00:06:44,101 - not even the guys? 164 00:06:44,136 --> 00:06:46,270 - especially not even the guys. 165 00:06:46,305 --> 00:06:47,271 Oh, here they come. Shh. 166 00:06:47,306 --> 00:06:48,272 - shhh. 167 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:49,384 - I know, I can't Believe she said that. 168 00:06:49,408 --> 00:06:50,718 - morning, juan. Morning, vinnie. 169 00:06:50,742 --> 00:06:51,708 - morning, morning. 170 00:06:51,743 --> 00:06:52,903 - oh, good morning, fellas. 171 00:06:55,013 --> 00:06:57,648 - well, I guess it's time For me to get these books 172 00:06:57,683 --> 00:06:59,550 Down to the library. 173 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,720 - what for? 174 00:07:01,753 --> 00:07:03,086 The place is full of them. 175 00:07:05,791 --> 00:07:08,191 - these books are 10 weeks overdue. 176 00:07:08,227 --> 00:07:10,761 Perhaps I should learn How to read faster. 177 00:07:10,796 --> 00:07:11,962 Juan, shhh! 178 00:07:13,399 --> 00:07:15,277 - vinnie seems a trifle Bit nervous today. 179 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:16,645 - come on, guy, He ain't nervous. 180 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:18,268 He's as steady as I am. 181 00:07:22,307 --> 00:07:23,741 - hey, you dropped your ring. 182 00:07:23,776 --> 00:07:24,742 - c'mon, c'mon, gimme that. 183 00:07:24,777 --> 00:07:25,742 Hey. 184 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:26,744 - ha, ha. 185 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,278 Nice merchandise. 186 00:07:28,313 --> 00:07:29,279 Check it out. 187 00:07:29,314 --> 00:07:30,948 - ohhh. 188 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:35,552 My sister gets a ring just Like this if she graduates 189 00:07:35,587 --> 00:07:38,455 From the brownies. 190 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:39,802 - pardon me arnold horshack. 191 00:07:39,826 --> 00:07:41,369 If you'll excuse me, please. 192 00:07:41,393 --> 00:07:42,660 - hey, juan, juan. 193 00:07:42,695 --> 00:07:47,230 Juan, you got something Going with a girl scout? 194 00:07:48,701 --> 00:07:50,745 - it ain't mine, it's Vinnie barbarino's. 195 00:07:50,769 --> 00:07:53,103 - vinnie and a girl scout? 196 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:57,774 And he don't even like cookies. 197 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,110 - first it's nurses and Now it's girl scouts. 198 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,047 He's turning into a Regular uniform freak. 199 00:08:03,082 --> 00:08:04,159 - yeah, man, pretty soon 200 00:08:04,183 --> 00:08:06,784 Meter maids won't Be safe on the street. 201 00:08:08,353 --> 00:08:09,687 - c'mon, c'mon, knock it off. 202 00:08:09,722 --> 00:08:11,088 This is vinnie's wedding ring. 203 00:08:11,123 --> 00:08:12,256 - oh, get out. 204 00:08:13,259 --> 00:08:14,224 - whah, juan! 205 00:08:14,260 --> 00:08:15,226 - you ain't gonna Go to the wedding 206 00:08:15,261 --> 00:08:17,341 'cause vinnie didn't Want you to go anyway. 207 00:08:31,878 --> 00:08:34,278 - do you mean to say Those wedding bells 208 00:08:34,313 --> 00:08:38,382 Are breaking up That old gang of mine? 209 00:08:38,417 --> 00:08:40,228 - guys, don't say Anything to vinnie, okay? 210 00:08:40,252 --> 00:08:41,396 'cause he's gonna deny it. 211 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:43,165 Just don't say Anything that I told you. 212 00:08:43,189 --> 00:08:46,656 - little juan, my Lips are sealed. 213 00:08:49,895 --> 00:08:51,328 - what's the big secret anyway? 214 00:08:51,363 --> 00:08:53,308 Look, vinnie's been going Out with sally for a long time. 215 00:08:53,332 --> 00:08:54,298 - oh, no, no, no, no. 216 00:08:54,333 --> 00:08:56,600 It ain't sally, it's his Girl from out of town. 217 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:58,369 Way out of town. 218 00:08:58,404 --> 00:09:01,972 - like an out-of-town Manicurist, 219 00:09:03,309 --> 00:09:06,943 In town on a cuticle convention. 220 00:09:06,979 --> 00:09:09,145 - what are you, Some kind of joker? 221 00:09:09,181 --> 00:09:10,792 Let me tell you something, Arnold horshack. 222 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:11,926 If word gets out around school 223 00:09:11,950 --> 00:09:13,361 That vinnie's marrying The manicurist, 224 00:09:13,385 --> 00:09:15,196 I'm gonna shove your Cuticles all the way up 225 00:09:15,220 --> 00:09:18,422 To your armpits and that Goes for every one of you. 226 00:09:19,591 --> 00:09:22,993 - and he's just the Guy to do it too. 227 00:09:23,028 --> 00:09:24,795 Mm-hm. 228 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,366 - mr. Woodman, you Wanted to see me? 229 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,167 - sit down, barbarino. 230 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:33,804 - sit down, vinnie. 231 00:09:35,941 --> 00:09:38,208 - what's all this about You getting married? 232 00:09:38,243 --> 00:09:40,510 - what? - sit down, vinnie. 233 00:09:40,545 --> 00:09:42,078 It's all over school. 234 00:09:42,114 --> 00:09:43,913 - you're kiddin'? 235 00:09:43,949 --> 00:09:45,082 I'm gonna kill epstein. 236 00:09:45,117 --> 00:09:46,283 - sit down, barbarino. 237 00:09:46,318 --> 00:09:47,650 Sit down. 238 00:09:49,154 --> 00:09:50,966 I don't approve of High school marriages. 239 00:09:50,990 --> 00:09:53,657 They all end up in the sewer. 240 00:09:53,692 --> 00:09:54,658 - that's right, vinnie. 241 00:09:54,693 --> 00:09:57,394 Both parties get hurt, Especially the girl. 242 00:09:57,429 --> 00:10:00,530 Nobody ever cuts in on Her at the school dance. 243 00:10:00,565 --> 00:10:02,009 Mr. Woodman: not easy On the boy either. 244 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:05,001 He has to dance all Night with his wife. 245 00:10:06,271 --> 00:10:11,942 But on second thought, I Think he should get married. 246 00:10:11,977 --> 00:10:12,943 - what? 247 00:10:12,978 --> 00:10:14,678 - you heard me, julie. 248 00:10:14,713 --> 00:10:16,324 Barbarino's an Exception to the rule. 249 00:10:16,348 --> 00:10:17,592 He's played the Field long enough, 250 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:19,383 He's had enough fun. 251 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,451 Let him get married. 252 00:10:21,486 --> 00:10:22,853 - he's a baby. 253 00:10:22,888 --> 00:10:25,455 He could be ruining His whole life. 254 00:10:25,490 --> 00:10:28,892 - so? He's dated Every girl in brooklyn. 255 00:10:28,928 --> 00:10:30,605 He's been behind more billboards 256 00:10:30,629 --> 00:10:32,596 Than a motorcycle cop. 257 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:35,065 It's time he settled down. 258 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,469 - I am telling you that he is Too young to get married. 259 00:10:38,504 --> 00:10:39,836 he lives on stale pizza. 260 00:10:39,871 --> 00:10:41,938 he doesn't have two Socks that match. 261 00:10:41,973 --> 00:10:44,040 He is not ready. 262 00:10:44,076 --> 00:10:45,642 - I'm telling you he is. 263 00:10:45,678 --> 00:10:47,644 - he isn't. - he is. 264 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,458 Julie: he isn't. Mr. Woodman: he is! 265 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,648 - I am so confused. 266 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,630 Here you go. Here's Your root beer. 267 00:11:15,541 --> 00:11:17,185 Look, juan, why don't you Take miss universe home 268 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,142 So I can save some root beer? 269 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:20,143 - ah, now, now, vinnie. 270 00:11:20,178 --> 00:11:21,144 C'mon, we got to make The final arrangements 271 00:11:21,179 --> 00:11:22,279 For the wedding here. 272 00:11:22,314 --> 00:11:23,724 - yeah, well, you tell her I ain't renting a tuxedo. 273 00:11:23,748 --> 00:11:25,548 I'm wearing a red tee-shirt. 274 00:11:26,952 --> 00:11:28,051 - all right. 275 00:11:38,263 --> 00:11:40,463 Look, what about the reception? 276 00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:42,198 - no, no. No reception. 277 00:11:42,234 --> 00:11:44,268 - vinnie, guy, come over here. 278 00:11:44,303 --> 00:11:46,770 Come over here and sit Down right over here. 279 00:11:46,806 --> 00:11:49,273 Now you look into my Cousin angelina's eyes 280 00:11:49,308 --> 00:11:51,408 And you tell her no reception. 281 00:11:51,443 --> 00:11:53,610 - no reception. 282 00:11:53,645 --> 00:11:56,079 - hah, c'mon, c'mon. 283 00:11:56,115 --> 00:11:57,759 - all right, all right. We'll Get some cheap sangria, 284 00:11:57,783 --> 00:12:00,750 Some bean dip but no guacamole. 285 00:12:08,393 --> 00:12:10,394 - no, no, no! 286 00:12:11,396 --> 00:12:12,474 - hey, go easy on me here. 287 00:12:12,498 --> 00:12:14,297 I'm just interpolating here. 288 00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:27,711 - sure, sure. 289 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,349 She says she wants a Wedding like her sister's: 290 00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:35,085 22 hot dishes, no substitutes. 291 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,686 - she's gettin' bean dip! 292 00:12:37,822 --> 00:12:39,400 - she wants you to Use the bean dip money 293 00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:40,690 To hire a band. 294 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:42,136 - a band? - that's right, a band. 295 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,394 - forget it. The wedding's off. 296 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:21,398 - all right, vinnie. 297 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:23,333 Here's the bottom line. 298 00:13:24,769 --> 00:13:27,871 Nine hot dishes and One marimba player. 299 00:13:27,906 --> 00:13:29,885 - now where am I gonna Get a marimba player? 300 00:13:29,909 --> 00:13:30,874 - oh, it's okay, it's okay. 301 00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,587 Angelina met one In my apartment. 302 00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:33,854 C'mon, vinnie, open up. 303 00:13:33,878 --> 00:13:36,479 - yeah, let's get this Bachelor party happenin'. 304 00:13:36,515 --> 00:13:38,426 - it's your last Night of freedom, 305 00:13:38,450 --> 00:13:40,951 Bachelor number one. 306 00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:41,951 - just a minute, guys. 307 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:43,886 I got to put something away. 308 00:13:43,922 --> 00:13:44,887 Come out with me, angelina. 309 00:13:44,923 --> 00:13:46,701 C'mon, we'll go Get some root beer 310 00:13:46,725 --> 00:13:47,690 And pretzels and Everything nice. 311 00:13:47,726 --> 00:13:49,359 - root beer? 312 00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:50,872 Arnold: hey! 313 00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,073 - now lock her in Here and keep her face 314 00:13:52,097 --> 00:13:54,130 Out of my refrigerator. 315 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,166 - I'm coming, guys. 316 00:13:57,469 --> 00:13:58,802 - hey, guys! 317 00:14:01,407 --> 00:14:02,372 - hey. How you doin'? 318 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,073 - hey, vin, how you doin'? 319 00:14:04,109 --> 00:14:06,154 - hey, vinnie, man, we thought We'd start the night off, 320 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,078 You know, with a little bit Of light poker, you know? 321 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:10,079 - yeah. 322 00:14:10,115 --> 00:14:12,849 - the winner gets To kiss the bride. 323 00:14:12,884 --> 00:14:16,553 - I wanted to get a Girl come out of a cake. 324 00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:19,890 I couldn't even get a girl To come out of her house. 325 00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:25,529 - oh, no salt. 326 00:14:26,965 --> 00:14:29,165 - you're gonna break A lot of hearts, vinnie. 327 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,368 Especially dolores. 328 00:14:31,403 --> 00:14:34,604 She just had your name Tattooed on her chest. 329 00:14:34,639 --> 00:14:37,640 - yeah, right under The aircraft carrier. 330 00:14:38,643 --> 00:14:40,521 - look, guys, I'm Really getting tired. 331 00:14:40,545 --> 00:14:42,290 You know, I've got a big Wedding day tomorrow 332 00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,781 And I really think it's Time for you guys to scat. 333 00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:49,052 - saving up the old strength For tomorrow night, huh? 334 00:14:49,088 --> 00:14:51,128 - yeah, but tonight, We're gonna drink, 335 00:14:51,156 --> 00:14:53,724 Eat and get crazy. 336 00:14:53,759 --> 00:14:55,537 - freddie, don't! Don't, Don't go in there. 337 00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:56,526 Don't go in there. 338 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,939 There ain't Nothing in there, no. 339 00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,229 There's no root beer. 340 00:14:59,265 --> 00:15:01,230 There's no food For you or nothing. 341 00:15:01,266 --> 00:15:05,168 - so we'll do something Wild with cool whip. 342 00:15:07,372 --> 00:15:10,640 - vinnie, I'm very proud of you. 343 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:13,142 But would you do Me one little favor? 344 00:15:13,178 --> 00:15:16,713 Would you name your First one little arnold? 345 00:15:16,748 --> 00:15:17,847 - oh, come off it. 346 00:15:17,882 --> 00:15:20,249 I ain't having no Babies with her. 347 00:15:20,285 --> 00:15:22,318 - that's very wise, vincent. 348 00:15:22,353 --> 00:15:25,088 Get that high School diploma first. 349 00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:31,628 - I told you not to go in there. 350 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,464 - I wish I'd listened. 351 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:41,971 Hey, your bride-to-be, That's a lot of woman. 352 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:45,719 - hey, c'mon. Get that Little filly out here, vinnie. 353 00:15:45,743 --> 00:15:46,709 - oh, no, c'mon. 354 00:15:46,744 --> 00:15:48,423 You're gonna see the Little filly tomorrow. 355 00:15:48,447 --> 00:15:51,114 - right after she finishes A bucket of cool whip. 356 00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:54,695 - juan, get her Out of my fridge. 357 00:15:54,719 --> 00:15:56,297 Angelina: juan! 358 00:15:56,321 --> 00:16:00,056 - come on, freddie, Spill the jalapenos. 359 00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,024 What's she really like? 360 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:06,729 Well, let's just Say, she goes well 361 00:16:06,764 --> 00:16:08,364 With the apartment. 362 00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:14,171 - guys, I want you to Meet my cousin angelina. 363 00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,941 Angelina, mis amigos. 364 00:16:17,976 --> 00:16:19,443 - hola. 365 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,779 - c'mon, now explain it all. 366 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:23,780 Go on. 367 00:16:23,815 --> 00:16:26,583 - all right, all right. Guys, pull up a sofa. 368 00:16:26,618 --> 00:16:30,353 The facts of this case are thus: 369 00:16:30,388 --> 00:16:32,088 She's illegal. 370 00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:33,590 He ain't. 371 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,625 She needs a husband. 372 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,561 He owes me a favor. 373 00:16:37,596 --> 00:16:38,862 She gets her citizenship. 374 00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:39,996 He gets a divorce. 375 00:16:40,031 --> 00:16:42,298 She goes to confession. 376 00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:44,033 Case dismissed. 377 00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,703 - isn't that illegal? 378 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,875 - hey, guy, who's Ever gonna know? 379 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,844 - I think it's beautiful that She wants to become a citizen. 380 00:16:54,879 --> 00:16:56,513 - hey, you know, me too. 381 00:16:56,548 --> 00:16:58,388 Hey, congratulations, angelina. 382 00:16:58,416 --> 00:17:00,428 I think that's pretty Hip what you're doin'. 383 00:17:00,452 --> 00:17:04,521 You're getting hooked Up to a real good guy. 384 00:17:04,556 --> 00:17:10,894 El vinnie, hombre muy bueno. 385 00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:13,496 - vinnie, bueno? 386 00:17:25,944 --> 00:17:26,910 - what's she saying? 387 00:17:26,945 --> 00:17:28,578 She always keeps saying that. 388 00:17:28,613 --> 00:17:32,048 - just some silly little Fantasy she happens to have. 389 00:17:32,083 --> 00:17:34,851 She says she wishes you Were shorter, chubbier, 390 00:17:34,886 --> 00:17:37,453 Had a moustache And played guitar. 391 00:17:38,690 --> 00:17:40,790 - what's wrong With the way I am? 392 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:41,936 - hey, guy, can she help it 393 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:44,161 If she has a thing For freddy fender? 394 00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:45,662 - freddy fender, si! 395 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:56,517 - all right, well, epstein said 396 00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:58,674 That angelina Wouldn't even do this 397 00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:00,009 Until the marimba player came. 398 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:02,023 - well, I have nothing Against marimba players, 399 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:04,881 Of course, but I do have Another wedding to go to at 7:30. 400 00:18:04,916 --> 00:18:06,661 - I'm sure they'll Be here in a minute. 401 00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,018 Oh, there he is. 402 00:18:11,589 --> 00:18:13,790 Oh, sally, am I glad to see you. 403 00:18:13,825 --> 00:18:16,960 Do you have an extra Marimba player on you? 404 00:18:16,995 --> 00:18:18,962 - no, but juan Told me everything 405 00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,731 And I think what you're Doing is very noble. 406 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,433 - ain't it wild? 407 00:18:23,468 --> 00:18:25,801 Look, I even got her A girl scout ring too. 408 00:18:25,837 --> 00:18:28,838 Yeah, look at this, I Put a prescription on it. 409 00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:32,208 It says, "Torres de barcelone." 410 00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:33,676 - that's so romantic. 411 00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:34,677 - yeah, ain't it? 412 00:18:34,712 --> 00:18:37,046 I got it off one of Them bullfight posters. 413 00:18:39,117 --> 00:18:40,283 - uh, excuse me. 414 00:18:40,319 --> 00:18:43,453 Really, really we Must get started. 415 00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:44,854 - yes, I know. 416 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:46,400 Look, you just Keep an eye on sally 417 00:18:46,424 --> 00:18:48,502 'cause I got a date with Her after the wedding. 418 00:18:48,526 --> 00:18:50,193 I'll get angelina. 419 00:19:00,605 --> 00:19:01,938 - what's wrong now? 420 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,784 - nothing. She just wants To wait out in the hall 421 00:19:03,808 --> 00:19:05,675 For the marimba player. 422 00:19:14,953 --> 00:19:16,519 - that's the bride? 423 00:19:16,555 --> 00:19:18,354 - I would think so. 424 00:19:18,390 --> 00:19:20,457 - a beautiful dress. 425 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:23,025 Nice gloves. 426 00:19:30,735 --> 00:19:32,580 Brought his marimba with him 427 00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,215 So let's get this Thing rolling, huh? 428 00:19:34,239 --> 00:19:35,738 - all right, everyone. 429 00:19:35,773 --> 00:19:37,907 Friends of the groom On this side, please. 430 00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:39,009 - yeah, all right. 431 00:19:41,679 --> 00:19:43,157 - gee, just look at this place. 432 00:19:43,181 --> 00:19:45,448 It looks so festive, you know? 433 00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:49,185 Too bad they don't have A wedding photographer. 434 00:19:49,221 --> 00:19:52,488 - obviously, vinnie Don't want no evidence. 435 00:19:53,892 --> 00:19:56,426 - all right, mr. Music, If you please. 436 00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:03,532 ♪ hava nagila, hava Nagila, ve' nismecha. ♪ 437 00:20:03,568 --> 00:20:04,533 ♪ hava... ♪ 438 00:20:04,569 --> 00:20:05,780 - all right, c'mon. Cut it out, cut it out. 439 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,671 Wrong side of the family, here. 440 00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:10,751 All right, try this one. 441 00:20:10,775 --> 00:20:13,876 Da, da, da-da. 442 00:20:16,615 --> 00:20:17,615 Beautiful. 443 00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,687 Ooooh. 444 00:20:27,826 --> 00:20:30,327 Everybody, may I present 445 00:20:30,362 --> 00:20:34,564 Angelina maria Concette madria madria... 446 00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:35,565 - we don't have time For her whole name. 447 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,366 He's got a wedding at 7:30. 448 00:20:39,270 --> 00:20:43,740 Dearly beloved... 449 00:20:45,977 --> 00:20:51,114 Dearly beloved... 450 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:54,150 We are gathered here today To join in holy matrimony... 451 00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:56,719 Momento, un momento. 452 00:21:04,129 --> 00:21:05,795 - come on! 453 00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:11,600 Oh, great, great. 454 00:21:11,636 --> 00:21:12,969 Now she tells me. 455 00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:14,081 - will you tell her to shut up 456 00:21:14,105 --> 00:21:15,538 And get back to the wedding? 457 00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:16,605 - hey, vinnie. 458 00:21:16,641 --> 00:21:17,885 Doesn't look like she's Gonna be your old lady. 459 00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,176 Doesn't look like She wants to be. 460 00:21:20,211 --> 00:21:21,989 - what, you mean She's not happy still? 461 00:21:22,013 --> 00:21:23,379 Look, you got your wedding. 462 00:21:23,414 --> 00:21:24,647 You got your reception. 463 00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:26,015 You got your ring. 464 00:21:26,050 --> 00:21:27,328 You even got your Marimba player. 465 00:21:27,352 --> 00:21:28,663 - vinnie, no. That's The problem. 466 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,987 She's in love with roberto, The marimba player. 467 00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,523 Says he looks Like freddy fender. 468 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,235 - hey, um, vinnie? 469 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:46,736 You been dumped. 470 00:21:48,740 --> 00:21:53,143 - hey, gang, what say We save all of the rice 471 00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,111 And eat it for dinner? 472 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,125 - I don't understand this. What Are you guys talking about? 473 00:21:58,149 --> 00:21:59,883 - vinnie, listen to me. 474 00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,551 Don't you understand spanish? 475 00:22:01,586 --> 00:22:03,152 She ain't in love with you. 476 00:22:03,187 --> 00:22:04,621 She don't want to marry you. 477 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,924 She's in love with roberto, The marimba player. 478 00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:11,394 - I love you. 479 00:22:11,429 --> 00:22:13,241 You're the best thing That's ever happened to me. 480 00:22:13,265 --> 00:22:14,764 I'll never forget you. 481 00:22:14,799 --> 00:22:16,032 - gracias, vinnie. 482 00:22:16,067 --> 00:22:17,734 - not you. Him. 483 00:22:19,904 --> 00:22:21,871 Yeah, you too. Come here. 484 00:22:29,847 --> 00:22:32,948 - well, vinnie, how did it Feel to almost get married? 485 00:22:32,984 --> 00:22:34,762 - ain't so bad, I imagine. Mr. Woodman: thank you. 486 00:22:34,786 --> 00:22:36,652 - I might get married one day. 487 00:22:37,889 --> 00:22:40,690 If I can find a lady Marimba player. 488 00:22:42,561 --> 00:22:44,427 - with a moustache. 489 00:22:45,897 --> 00:22:49,699 - well, you two can joke But I know how it feels 490 00:22:49,734 --> 00:22:51,501 To be left at the altar. 491 00:22:51,536 --> 00:22:53,168 - no kidding? 492 00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:54,871 - that's right. 493 00:22:54,906 --> 00:22:57,106 I was only 19. 494 00:22:57,141 --> 00:23:02,512 She was 22, a Barnstorming aviatrix. 495 00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:06,315 Finished third in the Powder puff derby. 496 00:23:06,350 --> 00:23:09,084 Loved to watch her Pour it all in the turns. 497 00:23:10,922 --> 00:23:14,490 We were to be married in Midair but it never happened. 498 00:23:14,526 --> 00:23:16,392 - what went wrong? 499 00:23:16,428 --> 00:23:22,465 - well, one day they Found her goggles, 500 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,278 Her leather jacket And her white scarf 501 00:23:24,302 --> 00:23:27,102 Scattered in a cornfield. 502 00:23:27,138 --> 00:23:29,539 Ran off with a field hand. 503 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:35,411 I'll never go near iowa again. 504 00:23:50,028 --> 00:23:52,729 ♪ welcome back ♪ 505 00:23:52,764 --> 00:23:56,533 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 506 00:23:56,568 --> 00:23:58,767 ♪ welcome back ♪ 507 00:23:58,803 --> 00:24:03,506 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 508 00:24:03,541 --> 00:24:05,708 ♪ well the names Have all changed ♪ 509 00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,609 ♪ since you hung around ♪ 510 00:24:07,645 --> 00:24:09,712 ♪ but those dreams Have remained ♪ 511 00:24:09,747 --> 00:24:12,381 ♪ and they've turned around ♪ 512 00:24:12,416 --> 00:24:14,494 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 513 00:24:14,518 --> 00:24:16,652 ♪ ♪ 514 00:24:16,687 --> 00:24:18,621 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 515 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:20,757 ♪ ♪ 516 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:22,625 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪ 517 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:24,861 ♪ 'cause we've got Him on the spot ♪ 518 00:24:24,896 --> 00:24:26,996 ♪ welcome back ♪ 519 00:24:27,032 --> 00:24:31,267 ♪ welcome back welcome Back welcome back ♪ 520 00:24:31,302 --> 00:24:33,569 ♪ welcome back welcome back 521 00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:35,471 ♪ welcome back ♪ 522 00:24:36,508 --> 00:24:40,142 ♪ we always could Spot a friend ♪ 523 00:24:40,177 --> 00:24:42,345 ♪ welcome back ♪ 524 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:47,083 ♪ and I smile when I think How it must have been ♪ 525 00:24:47,118 --> 00:24:51,421 ♪ and I know what a Scene you were turning in ♪ 526 00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:55,724 ♪ was there something that Made you come back again ♪ 527 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:58,027 ♪ and what could ever lead ya ♪ 528 00:24:58,063 --> 00:25:00,029 ♪ ♪ 529 00:25:00,065 --> 00:25:01,964 ♪ back here where we need ya? ♪ 530 00:25:01,999 --> 00:25:03,566 ♪ ♪ 37993

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