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I think what's important
Is he's gotta study.
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He's gotta go home.
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Would you, uh, take
Your seats please?
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Thank you.
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Everyone.
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Before we come to the
End of parents night,
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I think I'd be remiss if I
Didn't thank mrs. Epstein
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For bringing the
Chili pepper dip.
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Mrs. Lovato for the
Mocha java carrot cake.
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I'd like to thank
Mrs. Delvecchio
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For bringing the rolaids.
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After seeing my report card,
My father needed some rolaids.
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We'd like to thank
You all for coming.
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We'll see you next
Month at parents night.
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Drive safely.
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Take care.
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All right, take your
Seats for just a second.
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- take your seats.
- what?
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It's not over yet.
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What do you mean,
"It's not over yet"?
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We have a tradition
Here at buchanan.
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What would parents night be
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Without the buchanan
School song?
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Enjoyable, we'd all like to
Sing it, but we gotta leave.
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You guys gotta leave.
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Wait, everybody,
Everybody, please.
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Where's your spirit, kotter.
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And now, parents, would you
Join me in rendering our song,
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"Oh buchanan, my buchanan,
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Fair buchanan, oh
Buchanan, my fair buchanan".
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♪ hail to thee, buchanan fair ♪
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♪ walls and halls
Covered with care ♪
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♪ where we read
And write and learn ♪
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♪ feasting from all
The wisdom's earned ♪
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♪ when we part, we
Will leave smart ♪
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♪ my buchanan ♪
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♪
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You see, kotter, that's how
You end the parents night
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With a song
Ringing in their ears.
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I don't know about them,
But my ears are still ringing.
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Be careful, kotter.
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Don't start up with tradition.
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What is with you and
That terrible song?
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What do you mean?
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What do I mean, you
Use any excuse to sing it.
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Assemblies, faculty meetings.
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Yesterday you sung
It in the cafeteria
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When you fired the cook.
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Well why can't I sing it?
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I wrote it.
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You wrote that?
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"Oh buchanan, my buchanan,
His buchanan, fair buchanan"?
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Every word, every note.
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Wasn't easy, kotter.
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I composed that on a kazoo.
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And I'll tell ya something else.
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There'll be people singing
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That song 50 years
After you're dead.
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I hope so, mr. Woodman.
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I hope they sing
It at my funeral.
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I hope they sing it anywhere
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Where I don't
Have to listen to it.
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Hall and walls covered with air.
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That's not how it goes.
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♪ hail to thee ♪
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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Okay, I want you all
To know I'm very happy
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With the turnout we
Had for parents night.
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You know, epstein, your
Father was really impressed
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With your term paper
On the whiskey rebellion.
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Oh yeah, yeah, that's
His favorite subject.
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Freddie, what'd
Your parents think?
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Freddie, what're you doing?
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Hey, come on, mr. Kotter,
You're cutting off my flow.
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Now let me see now.
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I need something that's gonna
Rhyme with buchanan high.
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Why?
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That's a good try.
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Fly, die.
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- squirrel pie.
- sty in your eye.
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Captain bly, joanne lie.
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All right, all right, come on.
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Let's pass this by.
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♪ let's pass this by,
Buchanan high ♪♪
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Sit down!
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I don't know what we're doing,
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But it's certainly
Not schoolwork.
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Wait, wait, wait a
Minute, mr. Kotter.
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This is schoolwork.
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See, check it out, man.
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I'm doing my rendition
Of the school song.
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Something that we can dig on.
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Yeah, yeah, something
We can lay back with.
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Not that funeral
March of woodman's.
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Hey, mr. Kotter, the only
Thing musical about mr. Woodman
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Is that he's the same
Size as paul williams.
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Hey, come on, mr. Kotter, at
Least give my song a listen.
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All right, let me hear it.
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All right, man, I
Gotta sit over here.
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See, we've been
Working on this...
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Me, epstein, and bo,
Been working this out.
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Man, people really
Digging it, man.
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Check this out.
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♪
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♪ hail to thee,
With a capital b ♪
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♪ and a u ♪
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♪ you got, you got to see ♪
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♪ an h comes next ♪
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♪ yeah, that's the text ♪
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♪ grab an a, drop in an n ♪
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♪ let's do it again ♪
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♪ a and an n ♪
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♪ now what does that spell ♪
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♪ buchanan ♪
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♪ who ♪
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♪ buchanan ♪
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♪ I said, say what ♪
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♪ buchanan, the
Old high school ♪
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♪ buchanan ♪
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We love you, baby.
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♪
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That song lays there, man.
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That's a bummer, brother.
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Mr. Woodman, freddie
Was just trying to do his...
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Take five, kotter.
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Hey, uh, mr. Woodman,
Don't it move you?
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Yes, to tears.
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Hey, no it's great, mr. Woodman.
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You see, freddie put new
Lyrics to that old song.
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He put some sauce
On that old turkey.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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He made a foot stomper
Outta a tail dragger.
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♪ buchanan, baby ♪
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♪ buchanan ♪
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Come on, come on,
Here, here, here.
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See, mr. Woodman,
Man, it's nice now.
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Now you can hustle to the song.
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Or you can bump.
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Or you can do the jerk to it.
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No offense.
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Knock it off, you creeps.
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I didn't write "Oh buchanan,
My buchanan, fair buchanan,
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Oh buchanan my
Fair" to be recorded
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By gladys knight
And the bee gees.
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Getting better, it used
To be gladys knight
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And the sons of the pioneers.
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Hey, mr. Woodman, I didn't know
You wrote that... The school song.
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And I wasn't trying
To be disrespectful,
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It's just that, I think we
Need a new one, right?
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Yeah, yeah, your song was okay
When they sang with megaphones.
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♪ oh ho dee oh do, woo ♪♪
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Songs from that time
Don't need improvement.
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You don't see anybody changing
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"Flat foot floogie
With a floy floy".
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Mr. Woodman, I didn't write
Those lyrics to put you down.
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I mean it, I really felt them.
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You know, I just wanted to
Do something for the school.
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Try graduating.
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Mr. Woodman, mr. Woodman,
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I think you should give
Freddie's lyrics a chance.
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I mean, it's obvious
The class likes them.
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I'm amazed at you, kotter.
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What're you doing,
Chucking all the traditions?
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I mean, this high
School only has two.
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My school song, and
Throwing the smallest freshman
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Against the electric fence.
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Hey, mr. Woodman,
Mr. Woodman, look.
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Won't you at least
Think about changing?
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Well, maybe next year we'll
Try throwing a sophomore.
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Gabe, dinner's ready.
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Shh, just got
The girls to sleep.
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How'd you get them
To sleep so fast.
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Easy, I put on "Return
To gilligan's island".
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What kind of salad
Dressing is this?
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Ranch style russian.
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Ranch style russian?
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Put on salad or barbecued yak.
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I'll get it.
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Listen, why don't you
Use the salad dressing
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And unclog the drain.
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Ranch style
Russian... I'm coming!
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Hey, look mr. Kotter,
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I know this is your
Dinner hour, but this is...
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I got something
Important to tell you.
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I won't interrupt
You from eating.
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You sit down, this
Can't wait, man.
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Go ahead, eat, go ahead.
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All right, all right, all right.
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What's so important.
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Go ahead and eat your food.
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I don't want you
To miss out eatin'.
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What's so important, freddie?
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I need a lawyer.
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What do you need a
Lawyer for, freddie?
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You in some kind of trouble?
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Mr. Kotter, sit down, I don't
Want you to interrupt your meal,
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All right, see, it's just that,
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I got this contract
Right here, man.
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J bubba hampton wants
To record my school song.
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Who's hampton j bubba?
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Not hampton j bubba,
J bubba hampton.
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Honey, you know who that is.
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J bubba... You
Know all his hits.
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Um, "Hoppin' and
Jerkin' and jumpin'",
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"Crocodile mustard",
"Smoking the wrong end".
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"Hot tub saturday night".
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Gabe, you know who he is.
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He works barefoot and
Has a snake on each arm.
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Oh yeah, and I suppose he
Has a mongoose on his guitar.
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Oh no, man, he broke up with
The mongoose six months ago.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute,
You're trying to say that
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This big recording
Star wants to record
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The "Oh buchanan, my
Buchanan, your buchanan"?
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Yeah, except he don't wanna go
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With that old prune
Juice title, man.
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Check this out.
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Got a new title.
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Dig this.
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"There ain't no other like
Your groovy alma mother".
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Freddie, how'd you ever
Meet j bubba hampton anyway.
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Remember my uncle,
My uncle willie,
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The one that sold you
That vacuum cleaner?
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Well, he got a car wash now.
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And bubba came in
There the other day
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And we was waxing
His purple packard.
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Does he also buff his snakes?
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Now what happened is that man,
When he came inside and whatnot,
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I just decided that, hey
I'll lay my song on him.
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He heard it, he flipped.
252
00:11:00,143 --> 00:11:02,477
He says he wants to put
My song on his next album.
253
00:11:02,546 --> 00:11:03,947
Freddie, that is freaky.
254
00:11:04,015 --> 00:11:05,016
That is freaky.
255
00:11:05,084 --> 00:11:08,053
I mean, that is
Really freaky, man.
256
00:11:13,164 --> 00:11:16,267
Uh, listen, miss freakcity.
257
00:11:16,336 --> 00:11:18,248
There's one thing that
You two are forgetting.
258
00:11:18,272 --> 00:11:19,884
You cannot use woodman's song.
259
00:11:19,908 --> 00:11:21,519
It ain't his song, mr. Kotter.
260
00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:22,744
It's mine.
261
00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,013
No, freddie.
262
00:11:24,082 --> 00:11:25,560
The title and the
Lyrics are yours.
263
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,129
But the music is
Still woodman's.
264
00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,454
All you did was
Change the tempo.
265
00:11:29,524 --> 00:11:32,593
I know, but that's what
Makes it sound great.
266
00:11:32,661 --> 00:11:35,098
That's what makes it a
Little thing called plagiarism.
267
00:11:35,166 --> 00:11:37,834
And before you sign this, you
Better get woodman's okay.
268
00:11:37,905 --> 00:11:39,238
Oh no, no, no, man.
269
00:11:39,307 --> 00:11:40,718
Forget about it, mr. Kotter.
270
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:42,076
He's too pigheaded, man.
271
00:11:42,145 --> 00:11:44,546
He's not gonna change
One part of that song.
272
00:11:44,615 --> 00:11:46,327
Honey, why don't you
Talk to mr. Woodman.
273
00:11:46,351 --> 00:11:47,562
You know, he really likes you.
274
00:11:47,586 --> 00:11:49,299
Remember you signed
That petition with him
275
00:11:49,323 --> 00:11:53,728
To bring back the
Johnnyman singers?
276
00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:56,666
You're really
Funny tonight, julie.
277
00:11:56,735 --> 00:11:59,070
You're a regular
Laugh riot tonight.
278
00:11:59,139 --> 00:12:00,317
Freddie, look, I'll
Talk to woodman,
279
00:12:00,341 --> 00:12:01,920
But I can't promise
Anything, okay.
280
00:12:01,944 --> 00:12:03,555
All right, mr. Kotter, but it...
281
00:12:03,579 --> 00:12:05,648
What do you think
My chances are?
282
00:12:05,716 --> 00:12:08,586
As good as dolly
Parton drowning.
283
00:12:13,663 --> 00:12:15,097
I don't care, kotter.
284
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:17,167
The answer's still no.
285
00:12:17,235 --> 00:12:19,571
I'm not sharing my
Song with washington.
286
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:24,446
There ain't no other but
Your groovy alma mother.
287
00:12:24,514 --> 00:12:25,595
Mr. Woodman, just think
288
00:12:25,648 --> 00:12:27,195
Of what it would do
For freddie emotionally.
289
00:12:27,218 --> 00:12:28,463
What a lift it would give him.
290
00:12:28,487 --> 00:12:29,598
You wanna give him a lift?
291
00:12:29,622 --> 00:12:32,893
Bus him to cleveland.
292
00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,473
All right listen, if you
Don't care about freddie,
293
00:12:34,498 --> 00:12:35,731
Think about yourself.
294
00:12:35,799 --> 00:12:37,980
Think of all the money you
Can make from royalties.
295
00:12:38,004 --> 00:12:39,414
Think about all the
Exploding cigars
296
00:12:39,438 --> 00:12:42,242
You can buy for your
Next lodge meeting.
297
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,323
Kotter, I didn't write
My song for the top 40.
298
00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:46,415
Tradition, that's where it's at.
299
00:12:46,484 --> 00:12:49,320
My song's been number 1
In this school for 30 years.
300
00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:50,390
Number one.
301
00:12:50,424 --> 00:12:54,594
The number one
Cause of drop outs.
302
00:12:54,663 --> 00:12:56,832
Hey, mr. Kotter, check it out.
303
00:12:56,901 --> 00:13:00,239
And here's freddie.
304
00:13:15,631 --> 00:13:18,401
Hi, there.
305
00:13:18,470 --> 00:13:24,043
How's this for bread?
306
00:13:24,112 --> 00:13:25,146
Hey yo, epstein?
307
00:13:25,214 --> 00:13:26,147
Yeah, yeah.
308
00:13:26,216 --> 00:13:27,348
Get yourself a haircut.
309
00:13:27,418 --> 00:13:30,688
And this time don't
Go to a pet shop.
310
00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:32,569
Hey freddie, where'd
You get that outfit.
311
00:13:32,593 --> 00:13:35,496
What'd you do, mug
Doc severenson?
312
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:37,377
Hey yo, mr. Kotter,
Here's that twenty dollars
313
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,436
That I borrowed from
You last semester,
314
00:13:39,504 --> 00:13:40,604
Plus a little interest.
315
00:13:40,672 --> 00:13:43,842
Don't take it, kotter, it's hot.
316
00:13:43,912 --> 00:13:46,714
Probably held up a gas station.
317
00:13:46,783 --> 00:13:48,262
It happens to be an advance
318
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,721
From j bubba hampton
For freddie's song.
319
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,593
Oh yeah, a very small
Advance, I might add.
320
00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:57,499
The rest is coming by
Way of brinks truck.
321
00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:00,403
- hey yo, brother epstein.
- yes, brother washington.
322
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:02,740
Hey man, take this and
Buy yourself a new shirt
323
00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:06,380
And use this one for a doormat.
324
00:14:06,449 --> 00:14:07,626
Now wait a minute,
Wait a minute.
325
00:14:07,650 --> 00:14:10,387
You're not taking
My song to the bank.
326
00:14:10,455 --> 00:14:12,857
That melody belongs to me.
327
00:14:12,925 --> 00:14:16,463
Hey, you can keep
Your song, jack.
328
00:14:16,533 --> 00:14:19,368
Is my lyrics that j
Bubba hampton digs.
329
00:14:19,437 --> 00:14:21,772
You dig?
330
00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,121
I suppose he's just gonna have
To put 'em to some other tune.
331
00:14:24,144 --> 00:14:26,580
Won't lay down like mine.
332
00:14:26,649 --> 00:14:27,747
How could it?
333
00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:31,388
Yours has been laying
Down for over 30 years.
334
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:34,927
I think it rolled over and died.
335
00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:36,274
See man, with all this money...
336
00:14:36,298 --> 00:14:37,742
This cash money that I got here,
337
00:14:37,766 --> 00:14:40,803
I'm a' be needing myself
Some tax shelters, you know.
338
00:14:40,871 --> 00:14:43,808
So I was thinking of maybe
Opening up a combination
339
00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:48,482
Three minute
Carwash and mortuary.
340
00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:54,325
For 98 cents, we push you
And your car in the east river.
341
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,328
You feebs are dreaming.
342
00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:59,300
Oh man, you just
Don't know nothing
343
00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:01,203
About the record business.
344
00:15:01,272 --> 00:15:03,140
How can you say that, freddie.
345
00:15:03,208 --> 00:15:07,914
Why this man just bought a
New crank for his phonograph.
346
00:15:07,983 --> 00:15:09,850
J bubba hampton says, man,
347
00:15:09,919 --> 00:15:14,992
That my record will sell
Five million copies minimum.
348
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,804
Son.
349
00:15:21,872 --> 00:15:23,940
I've been selfish.
350
00:15:24,009 --> 00:15:26,411
If it's motown records you want,
351
00:15:26,479 --> 00:15:28,381
Who am I to stand in your way.
352
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,162
Mr. Woodman, what
Happened to tradition?
353
00:15:30,186 --> 00:15:31,230
Stay out of this, kotter.
354
00:15:31,255 --> 00:15:34,992
This is between
Me and my lyricist.
355
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:36,141
Now wait a minute, now.
356
00:15:36,195 --> 00:15:40,033
You mean you willing
To sacrifice your music?
357
00:15:40,102 --> 00:15:47,580
Small, uh, price to
Pay for your happiness.
358
00:15:47,648 --> 00:15:48,948
Skin, brother.
359
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,451
Right on, partner.
360
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:01,011
When he saw this
Money, he went crazy.
361
00:16:01,036 --> 00:16:02,716
This trick really worked.
362
00:16:02,739 --> 00:16:04,051
Yeah, he hasn't
Seen so much money
363
00:16:04,075 --> 00:16:08,748
Since they took away
His pay toilet concession.
364
00:16:08,816 --> 00:16:10,495
Hey, y'all, I gotta split.
365
00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:13,322
I gotta tell j bubba that
We got ourselves a deal.
366
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,023
Uh, just one second.
367
00:16:15,093 --> 00:16:17,339
Aren't you forgetting that
It's my christmas club money
368
00:16:17,364 --> 00:16:18,484
We put up for this scam.
369
00:16:18,532 --> 00:16:19,899
Oh yeah, here you go.
370
00:16:19,967 --> 00:16:22,337
They've already penalized
Me for early withdrawal.
371
00:16:22,405 --> 00:16:25,975
Made give back my free
Farrah fawcett calendar.
372
00:16:26,044 --> 00:16:26,876
Hey yo, I gotta go, man.
373
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,056
Y'all come on, let's go.
374
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,014
Okay, see you later.
375
00:16:29,082 --> 00:16:30,249
Can you loan me 20?
376
00:16:30,319 --> 00:16:31,818
Get out.
377
00:16:33,324 --> 00:16:35,692
All right, guys, here's
Something to nibble on.
378
00:16:43,606 --> 00:16:45,842
Hey what is this
In the dip here?
379
00:16:45,910 --> 00:16:48,814
Looks like shoelaces.
380
00:16:48,881 --> 00:16:52,686
It's low cal asparagus, epstein.
381
00:16:52,755 --> 00:16:55,624
Don't knock it,
The price is right.
382
00:16:55,693 --> 00:16:57,606
Yeah we wanted mr. Woodman
To go to freddie's apartment,
383
00:16:57,629 --> 00:16:59,141
You know, to sign the contracts.
384
00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:00,499
He chickened out.
385
00:17:00,569 --> 00:17:03,203
Yeah, he was afraid to go
Into freddie's neighborhood.
386
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,208
So am I.
387
00:17:06,277 --> 00:17:08,847
I only go there to sleep.
388
00:17:08,914 --> 00:17:10,661
Well, why don't you just
Meet at woodman's apartment?
389
00:17:10,685 --> 00:17:12,887
That's real safe,
He's got a guard dog.
390
00:17:12,954 --> 00:17:16,826
Yeah, woodman looks
Really cute in his choke chain.
391
00:17:18,263 --> 00:17:21,232
I'll get it.
392
00:17:21,302 --> 00:17:23,169
Coming.
393
00:17:34,323 --> 00:17:35,757
Hey, julie.
394
00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:36,758
What's shaking?
395
00:17:36,828 --> 00:17:41,300
What's going down?
396
00:17:41,368 --> 00:17:44,371
Mostly the buttons
On your shirt.
397
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:49,713
♪ stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
398
00:17:49,782 --> 00:17:53,654
♪ stayin' alive,
Stayin' alive ♪♪
399
00:17:53,722 --> 00:17:55,021
Stayin' alive, huh?
400
00:17:55,090 --> 00:17:57,593
Could have fooled me.
401
00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:58,673
Don't tease mr. Woodman.
402
00:17:58,696 --> 00:18:00,142
It's a big night for him.
403
00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:02,448
I bet you're real excited
About meeting j bubba hampton.
404
00:18:02,503 --> 00:18:04,114
I'm not impressed
With celebrities.
405
00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:06,575
I met a lot of
Biggies in my time.
406
00:18:06,643 --> 00:18:10,681
I shared a cab one time
With the andrews sisters.
407
00:18:10,750 --> 00:18:14,120
Even carried their luggage
Into grand central station.
408
00:18:14,188 --> 00:18:15,723
Nice kids.
409
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,926
Big tippers.
410
00:18:19,398 --> 00:18:20,876
All right, all right, okay.
411
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,546
That's gotta be j bubba hampton.
412
00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:23,570
All right.
413
00:18:23,638 --> 00:18:24,983
Let me get it, let
Me-let me get it.
414
00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:30,580
Relax, mr. Woodman, he probably
Doesn't have any luggage.
415
00:18:30,649 --> 00:18:32,291
All right, brother j, all right.
416
00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:33,352
Happy you came by.
417
00:18:33,420 --> 00:18:36,423
Hey, j, show me some skin.
418
00:18:36,492 --> 00:18:39,729
Yeah, uh, hubba hubba.
419
00:18:39,798 --> 00:18:41,510
Hey, j, come on, I want you to
Meet the rest of my buddies.
420
00:18:41,534 --> 00:18:43,736
All right, okay, we have
Epstein type over here.
421
00:18:43,771 --> 00:18:45,016
Hey, it's good to meet
You, good to meet you.
422
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,774
And that's bo dellabar.
423
00:18:46,842 --> 00:18:48,443
And that's mrs. Kotter.
424
00:18:48,512 --> 00:18:50,781
And that's mr. Kotter,
He's my teacher.
425
00:18:50,850 --> 00:18:51,782
Nice to meet you.
426
00:18:51,851 --> 00:18:53,719
Got your snakes in there?
427
00:18:53,787 --> 00:18:54,887
Snakes is just my act.
428
00:18:54,957 --> 00:18:58,627
I don't see you
Carrying a blackboard.
429
00:18:58,695 --> 00:19:00,497
I have it in my other sweater.
430
00:19:00,532 --> 00:19:03,435
Yeah.
431
00:19:03,503 --> 00:19:06,774
And this man, this is the man
That makes the whole world sing.
432
00:19:06,841 --> 00:19:08,354
He writes that kind of music.
433
00:19:08,378 --> 00:19:10,480
He wrote the music for the song.
434
00:19:10,548 --> 00:19:11,949
Mr. Woodman.
435
00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:13,295
Hey, freddie, drop the mister.
436
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:14,698
We're all gonna be
Working together.
437
00:19:14,722 --> 00:19:17,992
Just call me woody.
438
00:19:18,061 --> 00:19:20,028
Mr. Hampton, why
Don't you sit down.
439
00:19:20,097 --> 00:19:22,499
You know, my husband
And I love your music,
440
00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:24,013
Especially your last album,
441
00:19:24,037 --> 00:19:26,807
"If you're losing traction,
You're losing action".
442
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:27,875
Thank you.
443
00:19:27,944 --> 00:19:29,612
You really liked it.
444
00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:32,549
Me, oh, yeah good stuff.
445
00:19:32,618 --> 00:19:33,719
The cover was terrific.
446
00:19:33,786 --> 00:19:35,198
I like it with the snakes.
447
00:19:35,222 --> 00:19:39,227
Nice skin tone on the snakes.
448
00:19:39,295 --> 00:19:41,498
I have the contracts right here.
449
00:19:41,565 --> 00:19:43,968
Now all you two have
To do is just sign it.
450
00:19:44,037 --> 00:19:47,040
Oh groovy.
451
00:19:47,109 --> 00:19:49,230
Incidentally, my lawyer
Says in case they sue,
452
00:19:49,279 --> 00:19:51,492
All you have to do is just
Claim it was unintentional.
453
00:19:51,516 --> 00:19:53,350
What sue, sue, sue who?
454
00:19:53,418 --> 00:19:54,585
The irvin russell estate.
455
00:19:54,654 --> 00:19:55,666
What're you talking about?
456
00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:57,123
Who's irvin russell?
457
00:19:57,191 --> 00:20:02,231
Come on, pal, he's the guy
Whose song you ripped off.
458
00:20:02,300 --> 00:20:03,646
What do you mean, ripped off?
459
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,649
I wrote "Oh buchanan, my
Buchanan, fair buchanan,
460
00:20:05,672 --> 00:20:08,574
Oh buchanan, my fair" in 1948.
461
00:20:08,644 --> 00:20:09,877
What did he ever write.
462
00:20:09,946 --> 00:20:11,079
"Oh beloved, my beloved,
463
00:20:11,148 --> 00:20:16,822
Fair beloved, oh
Beloved, my fair", 1938.
464
00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:19,960
Ball's in your
Court, mr. Woodman.
465
00:20:20,029 --> 00:20:21,898
But my song's
Completely original.
466
00:20:21,965 --> 00:20:23,867
I wrote every note myself.
467
00:20:23,936 --> 00:20:28,607
Unfortunately you put those
Notes in the same order he did.
468
00:20:28,677 --> 00:20:31,680
Mr. Woodman, you plagiarist?
469
00:20:31,748 --> 00:20:35,485
Worse than that, he's a crook.
470
00:20:35,554 --> 00:20:37,155
Now wait a minute, guys.
471
00:20:37,224 --> 00:20:39,592
I don't think mr. Woodman
Had any idea about it.
472
00:20:39,661 --> 00:20:40,672
That's why he stole that song,
473
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:42,831
Because he ain't had no idea.
474
00:20:42,900 --> 00:20:45,668
Relax, now this kind of
Thing has happened before.
475
00:20:45,739 --> 00:20:47,583
Now you just might
Get away with it.
476
00:20:47,608 --> 00:20:51,779
Yeah, you could use the andrews
Sisters for character witnesses.
477
00:20:51,848 --> 00:20:53,549
Oh no, another man's song.
478
00:20:53,618 --> 00:20:56,888
Come on, come on,
Mr. Woodman, take a shot, huh?
479
00:20:56,957 --> 00:21:00,160
They never sent a
Songwriter up to the big house.
480
00:21:00,229 --> 00:21:03,098
Besides, you can always
Write prison tunes, you know,
481
00:21:03,167 --> 00:21:07,705
Like "Stripes and
Stripes forever".
482
00:21:07,775 --> 00:21:09,019
I can't do it, freddie.
483
00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:15,051
It's not right and
I'm too classy a guy.
484
00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:18,824
Hey yo look,
Mr. Woodman, hey look man.
485
00:21:18,893 --> 00:21:22,330
Hey look, I know where
You're coming from, all right.
486
00:21:22,398 --> 00:21:25,635
And um, I couldn't
Do that either, man.
487
00:21:25,703 --> 00:21:27,806
Well, I guess that's it, then.
488
00:21:27,874 --> 00:21:30,811
I guess I'll just have to find
Another song for the album.
489
00:21:30,879 --> 00:21:31,945
Oh wait a minute.
490
00:21:32,015 --> 00:21:33,994
Wait, wait, I have this
Wonderful little lullaby
491
00:21:34,018 --> 00:21:35,395
That I sing to the
Twins every night.
492
00:21:35,420 --> 00:21:36,464
You'll just love it.
493
00:21:36,488 --> 00:21:38,088
Puts 'em right to sleep.
494
00:21:38,158 --> 00:21:41,929
Oh that's nice, but I make my
Money keeping my audience awake.
495
00:21:41,997 --> 00:21:44,032
Maybe some other time.
496
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:45,167
Good night.
497
00:21:45,236 --> 00:21:46,614
Bye bye, good night,
Thanks for coming.
498
00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:49,174
Good night now.
499
00:21:49,243 --> 00:21:52,813
I knew I should've
Pitched it as a boogie.
500
00:21:52,882 --> 00:21:55,384
I'm sorry about
The bread, freddie.
501
00:21:55,452 --> 00:21:57,654
Oh man, mr. Woodman.
502
00:21:57,723 --> 00:21:59,892
The money was only part of it.
503
00:21:59,960 --> 00:22:02,663
After all, I did write
The song for the school.
504
00:22:02,732 --> 00:22:04,277
Wait a minute,
Guys, I have an idea.
505
00:22:04,301 --> 00:22:06,012
Why don't you just
Have two school songs.
506
00:22:06,037 --> 00:22:07,637
Oh that's a good idea.
507
00:22:07,705 --> 00:22:11,610
One woodman can sing
And one we can enjoy.
508
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:13,381
No, no, it'll never work.
509
00:22:13,448 --> 00:22:18,890
But what if we had
Two school songs?
510
00:22:18,958 --> 00:22:21,693
See, at formal school functions,
We can sing mr. Woodman's,
511
00:22:21,763 --> 00:22:22,941
And we can sing freddie's
512
00:22:22,964 --> 00:22:26,167
At basketball games
And pep rallies.
513
00:22:26,237 --> 00:22:28,305
Terrible idea.
514
00:22:28,374 --> 00:22:30,008
We're all forgetting tradition.
515
00:22:30,076 --> 00:22:31,788
You know, you're
Right, mr. Woodman.
516
00:22:31,812 --> 00:22:32,813
Absolutely right.
517
00:22:32,881 --> 00:22:34,481
We're forgetting tradition.
518
00:22:34,550 --> 00:22:35,862
But I'm a' have to be honest
519
00:22:35,885 --> 00:22:40,158
And tell everybody where
Your song came from.
520
00:22:42,496 --> 00:22:47,869
Although... Certainly
More to life than tradition.
521
00:22:50,276 --> 00:22:53,346
♪ hail to the capital b ♪
522
00:22:53,415 --> 00:22:56,418
♪ buchanan ♪
523
00:22:56,486 --> 00:22:58,454
♪ buchanan ♪♪
524
00:23:06,135 --> 00:23:07,148
Okay, that about does it.
525
00:23:07,171 --> 00:23:08,382
We like to thank
You all for coming
526
00:23:08,406 --> 00:23:10,908
To this month's parent
Night and drive safely.
527
00:23:10,977 --> 00:23:12,022
We'll see you next month.
528
00:23:12,045 --> 00:23:13,780
Hold it, hold it, kotter.
529
00:23:13,848 --> 00:23:15,683
Aren't you forgetting something.
530
00:23:15,751 --> 00:23:18,454
Oh no, mr. Woodman,
Can't we skip it?
531
00:23:18,522 --> 00:23:20,390
Tradition, kotter.
532
00:23:20,459 --> 00:23:22,421
Well, if we gonna
Be singing any song,
533
00:23:22,463 --> 00:23:24,175
We gonna be singing my song.
534
00:23:24,199 --> 00:23:25,200
Check it out.
535
00:23:25,234 --> 00:23:26,600
This ain't no formal affair.
536
00:23:26,669 --> 00:23:32,577
Anytime guacamole is
Served, it's a formal affair.
537
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:33,779
Listen, mr. Woodman,
538
00:23:33,847 --> 00:23:35,660
If you wanna end the
Evening on a high note,
539
00:23:35,684 --> 00:23:37,829
Why not give these people
What they came to hear anyway?
540
00:23:37,854 --> 00:23:39,088
Okay?
541
00:23:39,156 --> 00:23:42,327
My uncle seymour.
542
00:23:42,395 --> 00:23:44,797
My uncle seymour always
Wanted to be a great composer.
543
00:23:44,865 --> 00:23:46,378
So he was a little weird anyway.
544
00:23:46,403 --> 00:23:49,004
So we thought he was
Gonna dig up schubert's grave
545
00:23:49,073 --> 00:23:51,208
To find the unfinished
Symphony, right.
546
00:23:51,277 --> 00:23:56,349
So he started to dig
Up schubert's grave
547
00:23:56,419 --> 00:24:00,423
And, uh, he opened the coffin,
548
00:24:00,491 --> 00:24:02,893
And, uh, schubert
Said, "Leave me alone.
549
00:24:02,962 --> 00:24:06,434
I'm decomposing."
550
00:24:12,778 --> 00:24:17,317
♪
551
00:24:20,491 --> 00:24:23,195
♪ welcome back ♪
552
00:24:23,262 --> 00:24:26,966
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
553
00:24:27,035 --> 00:24:29,204
♪ welcome back ♪
554
00:24:29,272 --> 00:24:33,911
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
555
00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:36,149
♪ well the names
Have all changed
556
00:24:36,218 --> 00:24:38,285
Since you hung around ♪
557
00:24:38,354 --> 00:24:40,489
♪ but those dreams have remained
558
00:24:40,557 --> 00:24:42,826
And they've turned around ♪
559
00:24:42,894 --> 00:24:45,029
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
560
00:24:45,098 --> 00:24:46,777
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
561
00:24:46,801 --> 00:24:48,936
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
562
00:24:49,005 --> 00:24:50,872
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
563
00:24:50,942 --> 00:24:53,010
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
564
00:24:53,077 --> 00:24:55,347
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
565
00:24:55,415 --> 00:24:57,250
♪ welcome back ♪
566
00:24:57,318 --> 00:25:01,657
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
567
00:25:01,725 --> 00:25:03,927
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
568
00:25:03,996 --> 00:25:06,731
♪ welcome back ♪
569
00:25:06,801 --> 00:25:10,472
♪ we always could
Spot a prayer ♪
570
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:12,841
♪ welcome back ♪
571
00:25:12,911 --> 00:25:17,484
♪ yeah that smile that I
Fake had too much to bear ♪
572
00:25:17,552 --> 00:25:21,823
♪ and I know what a scene
You were learning in ♪
573
00:25:21,892 --> 00:25:26,030
♪ was there something that
Made you come back again ♪
574
00:25:26,098 --> 00:25:28,367
♪ and what could ever lead ya ♪
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