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Hey, mrs. Kotter?
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Do you think mr. Kotter
Will be home tonight...
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I mean, I know he's
Flying in from buffalo.
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Arnold, it's not that simple.
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He's gotta come
By way of montreal.
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What's in montreal?
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His luggage.
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Will you come on, mrs. Kotter?
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I'm serious, I need help.
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Well, arnold, is it something
That I can help you with?
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Well, see... I got this
Friend on death row
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Who's gonna be
Executed tomorrow,
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And I don't know what to do.
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What would you do?
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I would call charles bronson.
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If he's not available, I
Would call clint eastwood.
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Come on, mrs.
Kotter, I'm serious.
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Arnold, who do you
Know on death row?
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It's not a who,
It's a biology frog.
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He's gonna be chloroformed
And dissected tomorrow.
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Who's being chloroformed
And dissected?
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One of the sweathogs, I hope?
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Mr. Woodman, if you don't mind,
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Arnold has a problem, and
I'm trying to help him with it.
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Well, never mind
Arnold's problem.
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I have a bigger problem:
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Someone tipped over the
Bloodmobile in the parking lot.
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Now, get your pad, I
Wanna question everybody.
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Mr. Woodman, I would rather
Stay here and help arnold.
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Forget horshack,
This is more important!
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This school is
Losing a lot of blood!
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Now, get your pad and a pail.
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Well, come on,
Let's go, let's go!
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Arnold... Don't
Worry, mrs. Kotter.
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I'll do what I have to do.
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- freddie, you cover the door.
- all right.
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Juan, you get those
Frogs over here
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As fast as your little
Legs can carry you.
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And, juan, when
You take 'em out,
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Don't take 'em out by the feet.
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Frogs is very ticklish.
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I think this frog-napping
Idea is the dumbest idea
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You ever had.
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Oh, come on, don't you get it?
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When miss garland comes
Into class tomorrow
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And finds out that there
Are no frogs for dissection,
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She's gonna burst her pantyhose!
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Come on, somebody's
Coming, somebody's coming!
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Ralph, you're in charge.
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- arnold.
- argh!
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I was just looking at
The little amoebas here.
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They're so cute.
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And they make friends so easy.
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Especially the tall ones.
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Arnold, I'm afraid you're
Gonna have to leave.
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You know students
Aren't allowed in the lab
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Without proper supervision.
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Please, miss garland, please.
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Lemme stay just a little
While longer so I can, uh...
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Feed the snails, you know?
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Well, all right...
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As long as you don't
Feed them to the turtles.
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Bye!
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Okay, you guys, let's get
These frogs to my house.
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What's your mother
Gonna say when you show up
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With 14 frogs?
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Oh wow, man, I know
What my daddy would say.
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"Put 'em in the soup."
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Hey, wait a second, now.
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If them frogs ain't
Gonna be here tomorrow,
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I'd better write
'em a note, huh?
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Now, let's see here,
"Dear miss garland,
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Please excuse us frogs,
We got a man in our throat."
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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Hey, arnold...
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Now look, we helped
You rip those frogs off,
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But you said you was
Gonna keep 'em at home.
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Well, maybe they ain't
Housebroken, freddie.
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I had to bring 'em back.
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My mother couldn't stand
The way they was belching
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And burping all night long.
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I think I put too much
Horseradish in their tacos.
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Look, arnold, if somebody
Finds them frogs in your locker,
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We all get busted.
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You shoulda hid
'em someplace else.
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I did hide 'em someplace else,
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I put 'em in the laundry hamper.
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Until my mother opened it up,
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And three pairs of my
Shorts jumped into her arms.
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Horshack, miss garland
Wants those frogs back...
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All 14 of 'em.
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Well, who says arnold
Horshack took 'em?
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I do... He was the
Last one in the lab
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Before they were missing.
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Yeah, well, just 'cause he
Was the last one in there,
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Mr. Woodman, didn't
Mean that, uh, he did it.
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Now lookee here, mr. Woodman.
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If you wanna find these frogs,
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What you gotta do is, you
Gotta think like a frog, see?
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And then what you gotta do
Is you gotta look like a frog.
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Oh, oh, that's perfect!
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That's perfect!
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Ribbet, ribbet!
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Knock it off, epstein.
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Oh yeah, that was
Good, juan, really good.
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He's talented... You see,
What he was just doin'
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Was, um... Uh, the
Bullfrog's matin' call,
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Check it out!
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I think the mate is answering
From one of these lockers.
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Whose locker's this?
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Oh, that's mine, but...
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You ain't gonna find
No frogs in there.
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My life!
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Nothing in this world
Is gonna make me
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Open up this locker, nothing!
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Not threats, not knives,
Not bamboo shoots
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Under my fingernails.
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Nothing.
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Please, arnold.
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Mr. Woodman, I never
Thought you would stoop...
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To using good manners.
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Get these back to biology now.
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Biology is the other way.
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Arnold... Sit down.
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Son... I know why you
Stole those frogs.
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It's not that you're
A bad boy, it's fear.
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You know, today
Is dissection day,
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It's a big day for fear.
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Mr. Woodman, I am not afraid.
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I went through the same
Thing myself on dissection day.
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I couldn't look
That frog in the eye.
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My hands were like this.
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But... I did the
Only thing I could.
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You ran.
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You screamed, you
Cried, you fainted.
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I never cry.
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Hey, mr. Woodman, if you
Didn't want to do that,
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You shouldn't have
Gone through with it.
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Arnold, when you teacher
Says get it over with
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Or I'll tear you
Apart in the alley...
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- he said that to you?
- no, to my frog.
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Suddenly, these
Golden hands steadied.
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Yeah, well these golden hands
Are stayin' right in my pocket.
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No, they're gonna come through.
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Just as mine did, brilliantly.
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It's just... I can't
Kill anything.
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Sure you can, my boy...
Now, go pick up that knife.
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I'm sure your frog
Would want it that way.
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Which brings us to the subject
Of man's inhumanity to frogs
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In the 18th century.
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The boston tea party.
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Where your forefathers
And your fore...
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Dumped 20,000 pounds of
Tea into boston harbor.
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For three weeks,
Those poor frogs
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Were swimming
Around in cold tea.
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Yeah... And without
No sugar or lemon.
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I never realized that
Frogs was the first ones
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To take the nestea plunge.
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Think if you will what
The world would be like
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If we did not have frogs.
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You wouldn't have any warts.
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Try getting a wart
From a chipmunk.
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It cannot be done.
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Of course, you all know that
You don't get warts from frogs.
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Check it out, miss garland...
I mean, don't forget now.
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Without frogs, I mean,
Some of the best fairytales,
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They'd be gone.
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A princess has
Got to kiss a frog
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To turn him into a prince.
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'course, the frog's
Gotta take her out
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For a couple of drinks first.
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Maybe some dinner,
Little bit of boogie.
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All right, that's enough.
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Come on, come on, come
On, forget your fairytales.
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Just imagine goin'
Outside and saying,
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"Hey, everybody,
Wanna play some leap..."
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All right, boys, that is enough.
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Now, get back to your seats.
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Now, it's not going
To work, arnold.
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In the time we have left, I
Suggest you start dissecting.
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I'm waiting, arnold.
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I'm not going to do it.
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I beg your pardon?
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The only thing that I'm
Gonna do with this frog
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Is leave him right where he is.
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Arnold horshack, if you
Walk out of this class,
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You will have
Mr. Woodman to deal with.
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I don't care.
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That frog is a living thing,
And you can't make me kill it.
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Once it's dead, nobody can
Bring it back to life again.
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Not you, not me,
Not mr. Woodman.
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I think this is a
Stupid experiment.
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Thank you, ralphie.
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Hey, man, I hate this book.
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I keep losin' my place.
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Aww, that's because
You ain't usin'
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The epstein markin' system.
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What's that?
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Well, let's say you have
To remember page 46, okay?
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Turn to page 45, fold
It in half, all right?
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Turn to page
47, fold it in half.
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Viola!
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Why didn't you just fold 46?
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That's good too.
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Hey, check it out, I
Bet you a quarter
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Arnold carves up
That frog today.
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Come on, come on,
That's a sucker's bet.
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I bet you arnold
Goes to cut it up,
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And the frog has to give him
Mouth-to-mouth regurgitation.
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Hey, what's happening, arnold?
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Hi!
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Is the doctor in
For surgery today?
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No way.
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Hey, arnold, listen to me.
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Running' away like
You did yesterday,
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I mean, that ain't no good.
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I mean, killin' a little frog
Ain't the end of the world.
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It is for the frog.
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Come on, what's with you?
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You probably stepped
On three ants today
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And didn't even know it.
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That's right... I stepped
On three winos today,
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And they didn't know it.
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Hey, arnold, arnold!
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This biology story
Is great stuff
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For the school newspaper!
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00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:47,831
Oh, step into my office.
250
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:50,534
Listen... You got a picture
We can run on the front page?
251
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:52,769
Hey, what you tryin' to
Do, scare off your readers?
252
00:12:52,838 --> 00:12:55,439
No, no, listen:
What I wanna do is,
253
00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:59,142
I wanna superimpose your
Head on the body of a frog.
254
00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:06,917
That's too bad... Mother
Nature already beat you to it.
255
00:13:06,985 --> 00:13:09,386
Will you guys cut out,
This is very important.
256
00:13:09,454 --> 00:13:11,855
Hey, sidney, I got another
One for you, check it out.
257
00:13:11,923 --> 00:13:17,127
"Arnold gives you more
Cluck for your buck."
258
00:13:17,196 --> 00:13:18,906
Will you guys please cut it out?
259
00:13:18,930 --> 00:13:20,964
I am not a chicken.
260
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,233
This is my interview
Now, come on, sidney.
261
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,937
You ask me some more
Questions, go ahead, go ahead.
262
00:13:27,005 --> 00:13:28,371
Now, what about your parents?
263
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,918
How do they feel about all this?
264
00:13:29,942 --> 00:13:32,075
Well, you see, sidney,
265
00:13:32,143 --> 00:13:36,947
My mother really isn't
Into animals that much.
266
00:13:37,015 --> 00:13:39,849
And they don't like her, either.
267
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:45,455
I once had a snail that went
Straight for her throat.
268
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:49,125
- arnold, arnold.
- oh, ma, hi!
269
00:13:49,194 --> 00:13:50,360
What are you doing here?
270
00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,973
I got a call from the principal,
271
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:54,698
Who said my son
Won't cut up a toad.
272
00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:56,766
Ma, it's not a
Toad, it's a frog.
273
00:13:56,835 --> 00:13:57,734
Come on.
274
00:13:57,803 --> 00:14:00,336
Ma, ma, that's my ear, ma!
275
00:14:00,405 --> 00:14:04,141
There you go, sidney,
There go your headline:
276
00:14:04,209 --> 00:14:08,611
"Mother plucks chicken."
277
00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:11,681
Ma, come on, that really
Hurts, ma, will you come on?
278
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:13,394
Thanks for coming,
Mrs. Horshack.
279
00:14:13,418 --> 00:14:15,786
Oh, it's mrs. O'hara now.
280
00:14:15,854 --> 00:14:19,890
But that's another
Story altogether.
281
00:14:19,958 --> 00:14:22,192
Arnold, sit down.
282
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:25,862
Mrs., uh, o'hara, I'm sorry
About this inconvenience.
283
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,199
Good.
284
00:14:29,267 --> 00:14:32,736
This is miss ilona garland,
Arnold's biology teacher.
285
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:34,971
Oh, of course!
286
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:38,208
The frog lady.
287
00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:42,746
- oh, mrs. Kotter!
- hi, mrs. O'hara.
288
00:14:42,814 --> 00:14:45,148
I've asked julie to be
Here to take a transcript
289
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,516
Of our little meeting.
290
00:14:46,584 --> 00:14:49,386
Mr. Woodman, do you really
Think a transcript is necessary?
291
00:14:49,455 --> 00:14:52,222
It's just a conference,
It's not a trial.
292
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,724
Oh, I think mr. Woodman's
Idea of a transcript
293
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:56,426
Is an excellent one.
294
00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:57,961
Thank you, ilona.
295
00:14:59,564 --> 00:15:02,199
Oh, don't thank me,
Michael, it was your idea.
296
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:07,070
That's true!
297
00:15:07,139 --> 00:15:10,506
Mrs. O'hara, as I explained
To you on the phone,
298
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:13,176
Arnold refused
To dissect a frog.
299
00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:15,945
Refuses, and will
Continue to refuse.
300
00:15:16,014 --> 00:15:18,548
Frankly, mrs.
O'hara, I was amazed.
301
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,517
Up until yesterday,
Arnold has been
302
00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:22,719
An excellent biology student.
303
00:15:22,788 --> 00:15:26,022
Why, he even sometimes
Stays after class
304
00:15:26,091 --> 00:15:28,658
To feed the
Turtles and the fish.
305
00:15:28,727 --> 00:15:30,404
You know, I once
Walked in and saw arnold
306
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:34,197
Turning the treadmill so the
Hamsters wouldn't get winded.
307
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,565
Oh!
308
00:15:35,634 --> 00:15:40,504
Oh, listen, he's the same
Little dr. Dolittle at home.
309
00:15:40,572 --> 00:15:43,073
Look, ma, they don't
Care about the animals.
310
00:15:43,141 --> 00:15:45,475
Oh, arnold, that's not true.
311
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:47,643
The purpose of
Dissection is to find out
312
00:15:47,712 --> 00:15:48,979
More about them.
313
00:15:49,047 --> 00:15:52,048
It's a very useful
Tool of science.
314
00:15:52,117 --> 00:15:54,317
Definitely.
315
00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:57,788
Why, dissection has been
Going on for years and years.
316
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:02,225
It's paved the way for cures
That have saved people's lives.
317
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:06,996
Definitely.
318
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:09,232
Hey, listen, I think
All of that is terrific,
319
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:13,370
But... Who's curing
The little animals?
320
00:16:13,438 --> 00:16:18,007
Has anybody found a way
To bring them back to life?
321
00:16:18,076 --> 00:16:21,878
Would you care to try
Another "Definitely"?
322
00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:25,715
Arnold, let me put
It to you this way:
323
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,150
Do you eat meat?
324
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,719
Oh, listen, you think I'd make
Pot roast three times a week
325
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:30,887
If he didn't?
326
00:16:30,955 --> 00:16:33,222
And my brisket's
No slouch, either.
327
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,835
Usually, I put
A little garlic...
328
00:16:34,859 --> 00:16:37,327
Arnold...
329
00:16:37,395 --> 00:16:40,797
Those animals have to be
Killed before you can eat them.
330
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:44,034
Definitely.
331
00:16:44,102 --> 00:16:45,334
Ditto.
332
00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:47,604
Listen, I know all of
That, but somebody else
333
00:16:47,672 --> 00:16:51,341
Is gonna have to do the
Killing, not arnold horshack!
334
00:16:51,409 --> 00:16:52,909
You know something, arnold?
335
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:54,811
I'm with you.
336
00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,914
When I was in high
School, I had to kill a frog.
337
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,327
I didn't wanna
Do it, but I did it,
338
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,718
'cause I was too much of
A coward to take a stand.
339
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:04,186
Are you finished?
340
00:17:04,255 --> 00:17:06,856
Mr. Woodman, I just
Happen to agree with arnold
341
00:17:06,925 --> 00:17:10,059
That it is within his
Rights not to kill.
342
00:17:10,128 --> 00:17:14,297
Definitely.
343
00:17:14,365 --> 00:17:18,234
Well, then, mrs. Kotter,
Maybe you'll happen to agree
344
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:22,672
That I am within my rights
To fail him if he doesn't.
345
00:17:22,741 --> 00:17:24,519
I'm not gonna do
It, miss garland.
346
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,644
Arnold, you will
Do it this afternoon,
347
00:17:27,712 --> 00:17:29,579
Or you will repeat this course.
348
00:17:36,521 --> 00:17:38,788
Has anyone seen arnold horshack?
349
00:17:38,856 --> 00:17:40,023
Not me.
350
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:42,859
Personally, I never could
See arnold horshack.
351
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:47,664
All right everyone, can
We please have some quiet?
352
00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:50,399
I said, can we have quiet?
353
00:17:50,469 --> 00:17:52,635
That's better.
354
00:17:52,704 --> 00:17:56,239
Ribbet, ribbet.
355
00:17:56,307 --> 00:18:02,145
Hey, don't look at
Me, I only do chickens.
356
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,779
I do camels.
357
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:27,403
Water!
358
00:18:27,472 --> 00:18:29,272
Please!
359
00:18:29,341 --> 00:18:32,275
Water!
360
00:18:32,344 --> 00:18:37,614
Get these arabs off my back!
361
00:18:37,682 --> 00:18:40,216
Hey, that was good, man, I
Think you got genius in you!
362
00:18:40,284 --> 00:18:43,586
All right, everybody,
Now that is quite enough.
363
00:18:43,655 --> 00:18:47,657
Enough.
364
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:49,592
Well.
365
00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,961
I'm so glad that
We're all here today,
366
00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,563
Especially you, arnold.
367
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,298
Will you kindly step
To the dissecting table.
368
00:18:56,367 --> 00:18:58,168
Miss garland, could
I say something?
369
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,669
No.
370
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:02,672
Oh, arnold, you held us up
Yesterday with your filibuster.
371
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:04,151
I do not wanna
Hear anything more
372
00:19:04,175 --> 00:19:06,175
About the glory of frogs.
373
00:19:06,244 --> 00:19:09,245
But I never said
Frogs was glorious.
374
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:11,648
I don't even like frogs.
375
00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,884
They're dirty and
Smelly and ugly, yuck.
376
00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:18,788
Good... Then you won't
Mind doing your assignment.
377
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,201
Well, I just want
Everybody to know
378
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,659
That I'm not afraid
To carve up a frog.
379
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:24,694
That's my man, arnold horshack!
380
00:19:24,762 --> 00:19:26,474
I knew he was
Gonna come through!
381
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:30,066
Sit down, washington.
382
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,169
Believe me, arnold
Doesn't need your help...
383
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:33,370
Or yours.
384
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:35,372
That's right, I don't
Need anybody's help.
385
00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:42,345
Uh... I'd like an f, please.
386
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:46,949
I know, I'll have to
Repeat this course.
387
00:19:47,018 --> 00:19:52,522
But so will you.
388
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:56,626
And I can come back just as
Long as you can come back.
389
00:19:56,695 --> 00:20:01,364
Even longer... I'm younger.
390
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:05,201
And every time you
Say to me, "Arnold, kill,"
391
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:10,874
I'm gonna say "No."
392
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,341
Excuse me.
393
00:20:18,649 --> 00:20:20,616
All right.
394
00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:26,222
Washington, you're next.
395
00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,958
All right, ha-ha!
396
00:20:29,027 --> 00:20:30,627
Who gets the legs?
397
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:49,845
Hey, yo, um, miss garland.
398
00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:55,484
I think you better, you better
Lay one of those fs on me, too.
399
00:20:55,553 --> 00:20:56,986
Make it three.
400
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:08,798
Anybody else?
401
00:21:08,866 --> 00:21:10,467
Well...
402
00:21:10,535 --> 00:21:12,969
If we're going to
Learn dissecting,
403
00:21:13,037 --> 00:21:14,738
Someone has to do it.
404
00:21:14,806 --> 00:21:17,807
Excuse me, miss
Garland, couldn't we, uh...
405
00:21:17,876 --> 00:21:19,308
Cut this up instead?
406
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:22,579
Oh, not... Not that, that's
Personal property, arnold.
407
00:21:22,647 --> 00:21:26,182
Oh, arnold, mr. Woodman
Gave me that, please, no!
408
00:21:26,251 --> 00:21:27,628
Wait a minute, arnold, no, no!
409
00:21:27,652 --> 00:21:31,387
It's only a little
Plant, eee-yaah!
410
00:21:31,456 --> 00:21:33,957
What do you mean,
"Only a little plant"?
411
00:21:34,025 --> 00:21:38,995
This is a climbing tasmanian
Split-leaf arbor vitae.
412
00:21:39,064 --> 00:21:41,731
Why, in the south seas,
The natives worship it.
413
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:46,102
It's their only source of mulch.
414
00:21:46,171 --> 00:21:48,738
Oh, gee, miss garland.
415
00:21:48,807 --> 00:21:53,743
I had not idea you
Were so into mulch.
416
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,623
Don't make fun of
My plant, arnold.
417
00:21:55,647 --> 00:22:00,116
Today's mulch is
Tomorrow's peat moss.
418
00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:04,220
Look, uh, we should
Be able to find
419
00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,122
Some sort of compromise here.
420
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,002
Why don't we just cut up
Somethin' nobody cares about?
421
00:22:08,026 --> 00:22:09,536
Yeah, that's right,
Miss garland.
422
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,505
Why don't we cut up somethin'
That, that ain't worth nothin'?
423
00:22:11,529 --> 00:22:14,797
Something that's
Totally useless.
424
00:22:29,881 --> 00:22:32,048
Hey, all right!
425
00:22:32,116 --> 00:22:36,318
Hey, arnold!
426
00:22:36,387 --> 00:22:39,255
As duly elected spokesmen,
Please accept our apologies
427
00:22:39,323 --> 00:22:42,759
For callin' you
Chicken, all right?
428
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:45,928
Or turkey, eh?
429
00:22:45,997 --> 00:22:50,099
As self-elected spokesman
For arnold horshack,
430
00:22:50,168 --> 00:22:52,769
I wanna thank you
Guys for backing me up.
431
00:22:52,837 --> 00:22:55,204
- you got it.
- come on, what are friends for?
432
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:56,817
Hey, so, keep the
Applause going.
433
00:22:56,841 --> 00:23:00,876
I still got two more bows left.
434
00:23:00,945 --> 00:23:03,912
Aren't you supposed
To be in biology?
435
00:23:03,981 --> 00:23:07,783
Oh no, we got out early,
We had to dissect a flower.
436
00:23:07,852 --> 00:23:11,387
And it wasn't that easy.
437
00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:14,857
Yeah, the bee was still in it.
438
00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:17,293
Hey, yo, mr. Woodman,
Uh, tell me somethin', man.
439
00:23:17,362 --> 00:23:19,229
When you was in biology class,
440
00:23:19,297 --> 00:23:20,496
What did you dissect?
441
00:23:20,565 --> 00:23:22,265
A dinosaur?
442
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,567
Oh no, ha-ha-ha!
443
00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:28,537
No, but my uncle grunt did.
444
00:23:28,606 --> 00:23:32,808
Oh, mr. Woodman, not you too.
445
00:23:32,877 --> 00:23:34,310
I've got a family too.
446
00:23:34,379 --> 00:23:36,745
My uncle grunt was a
Caveman, he lived in cave seven,
447
00:23:36,814 --> 00:23:38,948
Upstairs in the back.
448
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:42,685
And it took him a month
To dissect his dinosaur.
449
00:23:42,753 --> 00:23:44,265
But that wasn't
The hardest part.
450
00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:45,421
Yeah... What was?
451
00:23:45,489 --> 00:23:48,290
Putting it back in
The jar every night.
452
00:23:57,569 --> 00:24:02,038
♪
453
00:24:04,942 --> 00:24:07,644
♪ welcome back ♪
454
00:24:07,712 --> 00:24:11,414
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
455
00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:13,583
♪ welcome back ♪
456
00:24:13,652 --> 00:24:18,420
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
457
00:24:18,489 --> 00:24:20,623
♪ well the names
Have all changed
458
00:24:20,692 --> 00:24:22,792
Since you hung around ♪
459
00:24:22,861 --> 00:24:25,127
♪ but those dreams have remained
460
00:24:25,196 --> 00:24:27,196
And they've turned around ♪
461
00:24:27,265 --> 00:24:29,398
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
462
00:24:29,467 --> 00:24:31,378
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
463
00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:33,369
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
464
00:24:33,438 --> 00:24:35,371
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
465
00:24:35,439 --> 00:24:37,506
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
466
00:24:37,575 --> 00:24:39,742
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
467
00:24:39,811 --> 00:24:41,945
♪ welcome back ♪
468
00:24:42,013 --> 00:24:46,449
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
469
00:24:46,517 --> 00:24:48,517
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
470
00:24:48,586 --> 00:24:51,420
♪ welcome back ♪
471
00:24:51,489 --> 00:24:55,024
♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
472
00:24:55,093 --> 00:24:57,527
♪ welcome back ♪
473
00:24:57,595 --> 00:24:59,428
♪ and I smile when I think
474
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:02,031
How you must've been ♪
475
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:04,234
♪ and I know what a scene
476
00:25:04,302 --> 00:25:06,436
You were learnin' in ♪
477
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:08,805
♪ was there
Something that made you
478
00:25:08,873 --> 00:25:10,540
Come back again ♪
479
00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:13,176
♪ and what could ever lead ya ♪
480
00:25:13,244 --> 00:25:14,755
♪ what could ever lead ya ♪
481
00:25:14,779 --> 00:25:16,779
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
482
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,914
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
483
00:25:18,983 --> 00:25:20,983
♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
484
00:25:21,052 --> 00:25:23,119
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
485
00:25:23,188 --> 00:25:25,287
♪ welcome back ♪
486
00:25:25,356 --> 00:25:29,859
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
487
00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:31,928
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
488
00:25:31,996 --> 00:25:34,230
♪ yeah, we tease him a lot ♪
489
00:25:34,298 --> 00:25:36,138
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪♪
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