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"Revival smelling salts."
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"To revive, hold two to three
Inches under victim's nostrils."
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Ugh, what a smell.
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Thanks a lot, vinnie.
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We never promised.
You a rose garden.
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I'm so glad you guys are here,
I-I need your help desperately,
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Sally's coming over a minute.
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You need our help with a girl?
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What's the matter, vinnie?
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Losin' your suction?
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Hey, come on guys, quiet
Down, looks like our friend here
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Is having trouble
With this little philly
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And as gentlemen, we should
Extend him every courtesy.
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Come on, hound
Dog, spill the grits.
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You know...
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I really like the way
You talk, you know...
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It's just like watching
A rerun of "Hee-haw."
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Look, I think this-this
This girl sally is getting
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A little too serious with me.
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Last week I caught her
Spelling my name in cotton balls.
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- oh!
- gross!
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That's the most disgusting
Thing I've ever heard!
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That's why I've gotta
Break up with her.
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But, you know, I know what
Breaking up with a girl does,
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Well, you know, when
They break up with me,
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I mean it could ruin her life.
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Yeah, or at least spoil
Their whole weekend.
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No, I ain't kidding, the
Last time I broke up
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With a girl, she jumped
In the harlem river.
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Oh, come on vincent,
I saw that girl jump!
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Believe me, very few
Suicides wear a bathing cap.
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Ah, come on, vinnie, I
Broke up with a girl once,
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But, uh, she got over it.
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Eventually she replaced me.
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Oh, with what?
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A seeing-eye dog?
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All right, now listen guys,
Now, look if vinnie thinks
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This is gonna be devastating
To the young lady, well...
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Well maybe he's right.
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How can we be of help?
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I figure you guys being around,
You know, would ease the blow.
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There's gonna be
Tears all over the place,
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That's why I got these tissues.
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Now look, horshack,
You-you, if she starts to cry,
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You take care of her, all right?
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It's all in the
Flick of the wrist.
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All in the flick of the
Wrist, all in the wrist,
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I ain't got no more.
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Thank you.
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All in the wrist,
All in the wrist.
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Oh, a young girl's tears,
This is heartbreaking.
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Yeah, yeah, vinnie, this
Whole scene is very, very
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Heartbreaking to me.
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Is there anything I can
Do for ya, little buddy?
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You could not get
Clearasil on my shirt.
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Now look, the worst part of
This is she gonna faint, right?
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So you be there
To catch her, beau.
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Oh, have no fear, vinnie, I will
Cradle her gently in my arms.
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Good.
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Now look, you take
The smelling salts.
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Why, I see they-they found a
Way of bottling epstein's locker.
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No, that's to revive her,
Now look, when she faints
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You just stick it
Under her nostrils
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Two to three inches.
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And-and-and epstein, you-you
Guard the window, okay?
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And don't let her
Jump, whatever you do.
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- ten-four!
- oh hey, vinnie?
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I just want you to know
No matter what happens
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That your concern for sally's
Well-bring is mighty chivalrous.
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Yeah, well when, when babies
Are given chivil in heaven
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I got an extra scoop.
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Oh, yeah, vinnie got an
Extra shovel of chivil.
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Oh, hi vinnie!
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Oh, I didn't know
You had company.
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Do you think we can
Be alone for a minute?
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Did you hear that?
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"Do you think we can
Be alone for a minute?"
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No.
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My friends are always
With me when I'm alone.
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That's nice, I can't
Stand to be alone.
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Agh!
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Now, look, uh, I don't quite
Know how to tell you this,
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Uh, sally, but d-do you like
To go down to the docks?
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Look, vinnie I have
To talk to you.
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I like to go down to the docks.
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And you know why, cause
I like to see the ships
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Go all over the world, right?
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Now, why don't you
Think of yourself
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As sort of like a port, right?
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And I'm a ship and I'm gonna
Go from port to port to port
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To port to port, okay?
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No!
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I'm just trying to set the mood.
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Look, vinnie, we have to talk.
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I know and I'm afraid
Sweetheart that this is probably
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Gonna hurt me a little
More than it hurts you.
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Yeah, I know that and
That's why I'm sorry, vinnie.
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See... Oh, just a
Second, vinnie!
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Excuse me.
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Uh, I'll be right
Down, baby cakes!
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- "Baby cakes?"
- "Baby cakes?"
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That-that must be
Her mother's name.
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I'm sorry about this,
Vinnie, but we're just gonna
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Have to stop seeing each other.
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See, you were getting
Too serious and I knew that
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When I saw you spelling out
My name in those cotton balls.
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- cotton balls?!
- cotton balls?!
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And besides, vinnie, I've-I
Met somebody else and...
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Oh, I'll be seeing you
Around though, okay?
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Yeah.
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪♪
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It's a good thing I stopped
Her from jumping, huh?
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Right out of vinnie's
Window into the front seat
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Of baby cakes'
Cadillac convertible!
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Hey, yo, hey, juan, um, you
Can get down over from
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The window now, now
That the "Big crisis" is over.
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Hey, vinnie, vinnie,
Pushing all jokes aside...
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Come here, man, come here.
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Hey, look man, it ain't no big
Trip man, getting dumped by a
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Pretty girl that's got a nice
Personality, a gorgeous shape,
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A terrific smile, I
Mean come on man,
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It ain't the worst
Thing in the world.
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It ain't?
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No, but it is in the top five!
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I gotta go.
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Yeah, yeah, guys, come on.
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I think we can get going now.
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Now that the
"Big crisis" is over.
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I mean, vinnie, you've
Had a big day, huh?
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Isn't this the first time a port
Ever sailed away from a ship?
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Speaking for all of us,
Welcome to dry dock.
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It's all in the wrist!
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Hey, vinnie, what happened
To the old zippity-do?
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Yeah, well, it's
Zippity-don't now.
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Come on, vinnie, when
You were a little boy
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And you fell of your
Bicycle, what did you do?
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Well, I got mercurochrome,
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My mother, she'd take
A little glass stick
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And she would put it on the...
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Vinnie, yeah, I'm...
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Sometimes she'd
Kiss the boo-boo.
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Man, that lady, what a saint.
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Too bad I ain't gonna be able
To give her no grandchildren.
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Vinnie, I think we've
Lost the point.
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See, you didn't give
Up riding your bicycle,
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You got right back
On and you tried again.
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Uh-uh, no.
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- no?
- no.
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By the time I'd get downstairs,
They took the wheels.
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They-they even took
The little bell I had.
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All right, forget the
Bike, forget the bike.
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What you gotta do
Is think dates, dates.
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Now, where's your
Little black book?
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- you ain't seen my black book?
- no.
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Ah, it's in my safe,
I'll show you.
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Give me one second.
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All right, what-what
Do you want?
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Volume one, two, or three?
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Uh, it doesn't
Matter, volume one.
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Yellow pages or white pages.
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Just get the book!
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There you go.
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All right, okay
Now, listen, come on,
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We're gonna go find a phone.
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One or two phone
Calls, you're gonna have
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Women up to your ears.
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Yeah, but no taller
Than that, huh?
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Nine phone calls,
Nine rejections.
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I don't understand
How that can happen.
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Oh, beau, I... I don't
Even think it's them,
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I think it's me.
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I lost my power over women.
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Now, vinnie.
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Vinnie, vinnie!
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Pound on the door!
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Okay!
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It happens all the time,
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Sometimes in the
Middle of the night.
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Yeah.
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Now, now vinnie, just
'cause a few women are busy
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For the next few weeks,
It doesn't mean that much.
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What about-bout-bout,
Jenny, uh, rooney?
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Vinnie, she said she's
Getting married saturday.
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Yeah, but I-I asked
Her out on friday.
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Oh, it's just a coincidence.
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No, beau, I'm
Telling you it's me.
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Look at this, look at
This, I got a grey hair here.
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Vinnie, what's one grey hair?
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That means that there's a
Whole lot of other grey hairs
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All scrunched up in my
Head, waiting to pop out.
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Oh, vinnie, you're
Crazy, there's nothing
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Inside your head.
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Tell me the truth, beau,
My body, it's gone, huh?
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No, it's not!
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I shoulda known the end was near
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The day my skin cleared up.
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Come on, vinnie, get
A grip on yourself!
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Now listen, you're just going
Through a dry spell, that's all.
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"Dry spell," this
Ain't no "Dry spell,"
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I lost it, beau.
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I lost my power mover
Women, I-I-I lost my magic.
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Now, vinnie, it's not that bad.
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I am so depressed.
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Julie, will you take a
Note to the principal
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Of fillmore high school?
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"We regret the unfortunate
Incident after last friday's
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Football game and I assure you
That every effort is being made
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To find your coach."
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Hey, mrs. Kotter, have
You heard from vinnie?
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He hasn't been to
School in three days.
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No, I haven't heard
From him arnold.
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But I know that he hasn't
Shown up at work either
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Because the
Hospital called here.
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Oh, that girl, that
Girl, that cruel, crazy,
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Impetuous girl.
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He was her man, but
She done him wrong.
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Yeah, yeah, the
Girl ruined his life,
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She went and
Ripped out his heart.
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Yeah, and now he ain't
Got nothing to hold
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When they play
The national anthem.
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Look, I, I know he's upset.
244
00:13:25,003 --> 00:13:29,406
Well, another
Contender bites the dust.
245
00:13:29,474 --> 00:13:32,242
It isn't everyone who
Keeps his allure, his oomph,
246
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:37,180
His rugged magnetism
The way I have.
247
00:13:39,718 --> 00:13:44,588
Where do you keep it,
In your sock drawer?
248
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:48,992
Come on, you guys, let's go.
249
00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:50,694
- we know what vinnie needs.
- yeah.
250
00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:53,330
Yeah, vinnie gonna
Have to settle for us.
251
00:13:53,398 --> 00:13:54,698
Let's split.
252
00:13:54,766 --> 00:13:57,967
Beau, I think all you
Guys are exaggerating.
253
00:13:58,036 --> 00:14:00,303
Just give vinnie a few
Days, he'll get over it.
254
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:02,205
I wouldn't count on that.
255
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,208
You see there are three things
You don't get over in a hurry:
256
00:14:05,277 --> 00:14:08,111
Losing a woman,
Eating bad possum,
257
00:14:08,179 --> 00:14:13,049
Or eating good possum.
258
00:14:20,024 --> 00:14:25,362
Vinnie, will you
Open up the door!
259
00:14:33,872 --> 00:14:38,742
Just a minute, hold your horses.
260
00:14:43,014 --> 00:14:47,884
Ah, shut up!
261
00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:55,458
All right.
262
00:14:55,527 --> 00:14:59,929
What are you guys
Doing in the closet?
263
00:14:59,998 --> 00:15:01,531
Hey, juan.
264
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,800
I'm arnold.
265
00:15:03,868 --> 00:15:09,071
Well, I'm vinnie, and I'm
So very happy to meet you.
266
00:15:09,140 --> 00:15:14,010
Come on in if you want.
267
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:21,418
Can I get you something?
268
00:15:21,486 --> 00:15:25,988
I made some delicious
Bread pudding.
269
00:15:26,057 --> 00:15:29,459
Vinnie, come on.
270
00:15:29,528 --> 00:15:32,395
Wanna hear something funny?
271
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:38,067
I thought you guys
Were the salvation army.
272
00:15:38,136 --> 00:15:40,637
They're coming to
Get my loveseat.
273
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:43,940
They said they'd be
Glad to get it back.
274
00:15:44,008 --> 00:15:48,878
So, so I said, "Okay, fine."
275
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,783
You know, I-I can
Believe vinnie's bombed.
276
00:15:53,852 --> 00:15:56,152
It's a sad day in brooklyn, huh?
277
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:57,498
Hey, come on, vinnie, you
Gotta pull yourself together,
278
00:15:57,522 --> 00:15:58,955
This is no good, man!
279
00:15:59,023 --> 00:16:00,635
Come on, come on,
You wanna fight?
280
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:01,659
I'll fight ya!
281
00:16:01,727 --> 00:16:02,959
Come on!
282
00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:05,595
Come on, I'll fight any
Of ya, come on, come on!
283
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:06,996
How about you, come on!
284
00:16:07,065 --> 00:16:11,334
- oh, vinnie...
- ah!
285
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:15,238
Vinnie, come on, big buckaroo.
286
00:16:15,306 --> 00:16:18,040
You sit down, we're
Gonna cheer you right up.
287
00:16:18,109 --> 00:16:20,243
Hey, come on, vinnie.
288
00:16:20,311 --> 00:16:23,346
Friendship was
Nice, you're so nice.
289
00:16:23,415 --> 00:16:26,449
Come on.
290
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:29,452
Hi, vinnie!
291
00:16:29,521 --> 00:16:31,254
Hey, sweetheart.
292
00:16:31,322 --> 00:16:34,457
You know, you look
Like you're thirsty.
293
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:36,693
That's enough.
294
00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:42,565
You pig.
295
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:45,935
♪ once there was
A little old ant ♪
296
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:48,805
♪ tried to move a
Rubber tree plant ♪
297
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:53,443
♪ everyone knows an ant
Can't move a rubber tree plant ♪
298
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,413
♪ but he's got high hopes ♪
299
00:16:56,481 --> 00:16:58,314
♪ he's got high hopes ♪
300
00:16:58,383 --> 00:16:59,749
Stop!
301
00:16:59,818 --> 00:17:04,721
♪ he's got high apple
Pie in the sky hopes ♪
302
00:17:06,024 --> 00:17:08,391
Go on, get outta here.
303
00:17:08,460 --> 00:17:10,960
You little creeps.
304
00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:13,463
I'm gonna talk to this guy.
305
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:16,098
Hi little fella.
306
00:17:16,167 --> 00:17:19,201
Ah, look guys, we gotta
Handle him very, very carefully,
307
00:17:19,270 --> 00:17:21,571
The guy's in very
Delicate condition.
308
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:24,373
We should just handle him
Like we got on kid gloves.
309
00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,542
Come over here, you!
310
00:17:25,610 --> 00:17:27,143
Come here, now look!
311
00:17:27,211 --> 00:17:29,378
Look, I want you to stop
Feeling sorry for yourself.
312
00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:31,826
I want you to get out, I want
You to go and have a good time.
313
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:34,016
Come on, go out
And meet some girls!
314
00:17:34,085 --> 00:17:38,287
I can't go out
Without my magic, juan.
315
00:17:38,356 --> 00:17:42,892
"Magic juan?"
316
00:17:42,961 --> 00:17:43,993
Come on, vinnie!
317
00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:45,706
Come on, you gotta
Pull yourself together.
318
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,630
Hey, hey, you still
Have your magic
319
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,165
And you can go out in public.
320
00:17:49,233 --> 00:17:52,769
Arnold's allowed out in public.
321
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:58,675
And he was born without magic.
322
00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:01,344
Perhaps he should
Stay inside with me.
323
00:18:01,412 --> 00:18:02,946
Hey, vinnie.
324
00:18:03,014 --> 00:18:06,883
Now look, either you get
Dressed or we're gonna do it for ya.
325
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,084
No!
326
00:18:08,152 --> 00:18:10,587
Ain't there a law
Against disrobing a minor?
327
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:15,324
You're not gonna do it!
328
00:18:15,393 --> 00:18:16,258
I need a drink.
329
00:18:16,327 --> 00:18:18,327
- you don't!
- no, vinnie!
330
00:18:18,396 --> 00:18:23,332
You're not gonna drink anymore!
331
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:33,209
A&r root beer?
332
00:18:33,277 --> 00:18:38,214
Well, that's all
They had in the store.
333
00:18:44,589 --> 00:18:47,223
Hey, buddy, you can't
Get drunk on this stuff.
334
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,731
- no?
- no.
335
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:52,929
No kiddin', really?
336
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:54,842
Isn't that a really,
Really beautiful picture?
337
00:18:54,866 --> 00:18:56,966
Make a move now!
338
00:18:57,035 --> 00:19:01,905
Get his clothes!
339
00:19:07,378 --> 00:19:09,946
Come on, vinnie, this is just
What the doctor ordered.
340
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:14,751
A place of laughter,
Gaiety, eskimo pies.
341
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:18,187
I can't stand here,
There's girls in here.
342
00:19:18,256 --> 00:19:19,155
- come on, vinnie, cut it out.
- hey, come on, vinnie.
343
00:19:19,223 --> 00:19:20,523
Of course there's girls in here,
344
00:19:20,592 --> 00:19:24,727
This is an equal
Opportunity clip joint.
345
00:19:24,796 --> 00:19:26,574
It's hard to believe this is the
Same guy who used to spend
346
00:19:26,598 --> 00:19:28,475
All his spare time
On double dates.
347
00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:29,632
Oh, I know it.
348
00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:32,769
Hey, vinnie, you order
What you want, man,
349
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:34,003
But drinks, they on us.
350
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:35,672
So, shoot for the works!
351
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:40,610
You can have anything...
Up to 35 cents including tip.
352
00:19:41,947 --> 00:19:46,015
I'll have a warm
Cocoa, thank you.
353
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:47,127
Come on, vinnie, we're
Only trying to cheer you up.
354
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:48,284
That's right.
355
00:19:48,352 --> 00:19:49,697
Yeah, you know how
You could cheer me up?
356
00:19:49,721 --> 00:19:51,487
- how?
- lemme go home.
357
00:19:51,556 --> 00:19:53,534
- aw, come on, vinnie, sit down!
- aw, come on, grow up!
358
00:19:53,558 --> 00:19:58,427
Sure, go on home, watch
The mold grow on your dimple.
359
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:03,466
Hey, vinnie, how are ya?
360
00:20:03,534 --> 00:20:06,936
Long time no see, vinnie,
Where ya been hiding yourself?
361
00:20:07,005 --> 00:20:09,072
I ain't been hiding.
362
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,539
Hey, watch it!
363
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:14,176
I don't wanna get no
Chocolate chips in my hair.
364
00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:16,145
Come on, mary-ann.
365
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:18,158
Come on, vinnie, you're
Only making matters worse
366
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:19,582
By chasing ladies away.
367
00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:20,917
What's the matter with you?
368
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:22,797
You don't think I knew
That you guys set that up?
369
00:20:22,821 --> 00:20:24,153
I don't need your pity.
370
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,888
Hey, vinnie, nobody set that up.
371
00:20:25,957 --> 00:20:28,891
Look, I'm not blind, I
Know my magic is gone.
372
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,729
So just... You know yous
Guys are just making it worse.
373
00:20:32,797 --> 00:20:35,064
Oh, vinnie, I'm
Glad you're here.
374
00:20:35,133 --> 00:20:39,035
Well, that makes one of us.
375
00:20:39,104 --> 00:20:40,703
Have you got a minute?
376
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:44,941
No, I'm too busy going from
Party to party to party.
377
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,143
You know, vinnie, I'd
Really like to talk to you.
378
00:20:47,211 --> 00:20:51,480
Yeah, well, I don't
Wanna talk to you, baby.
379
00:20:51,549 --> 00:20:54,383
Now, vinnie, maybe
You should listen
380
00:20:54,452 --> 00:20:58,320
To what little sally has to say?
381
00:20:58,389 --> 00:21:00,256
I heard what she has to say.
382
00:21:00,324 --> 00:21:04,293
"I'll be right
Down, baby cakes!"
383
00:21:04,362 --> 00:21:06,663
Hey, vinnie, why don't
You come on down here,
384
00:21:06,731 --> 00:21:12,001
Little buddy, so you and I can
Have a couple of syllables?
385
00:21:12,070 --> 00:21:13,402
You know something, vinnie?
386
00:21:13,471 --> 00:21:15,972
When you and I got problems,
We listen to each other, right?
387
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,140
Yeah?
388
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:19,308
We sit down, we talk it out.
389
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:21,778
So, why don't you talk
It out with this girl?
390
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,886
'cause if you don't,
It's just gonna keep on
391
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:26,783
Bothering ya and bothering ya.
392
00:21:26,851 --> 00:21:28,685
You like her, don't you?
393
00:21:28,753 --> 00:21:30,119
Yeah.
394
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,790
So, it ain't gonna cost
Nothing to talk it out.
395
00:21:33,858 --> 00:21:38,728
Now, go on, scram.
396
00:21:43,668 --> 00:21:45,445
Look, I'm gonna talk
To ya only because
397
00:21:45,469 --> 00:21:48,037
My good friend here,
Epstein, wants me to talk to ya.
398
00:21:48,106 --> 00:21:49,939
So, uh, make it fast.
399
00:21:50,008 --> 00:21:55,978
'cause you don't want baby
Cakes to wear out his horn.
400
00:21:56,047 --> 00:21:58,915
Vinnie, what I did was wrong
And the way I did it was rotten
401
00:21:58,983 --> 00:22:00,282
And I'm sorry.
402
00:22:00,351 --> 00:22:01,283
It don't matter.
403
00:22:01,352 --> 00:22:02,852
Well, it matters to me...
404
00:22:02,921 --> 00:22:04,120
And you matter to me.
405
00:22:04,189 --> 00:22:06,067
Vinnie, you've always
Been honest and open
406
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:09,959
And you always made me
Feel like I was important.
407
00:22:10,028 --> 00:22:11,939
Well, I don't know
How to describe it.
408
00:22:11,963 --> 00:22:15,297
Magic.
409
00:22:15,366 --> 00:22:17,266
Maybe that's it, magic.
410
00:22:17,335 --> 00:22:22,271
Anyway, I... I'd like to see
You again if you wanna see me?
411
00:22:26,677 --> 00:22:30,880
Well, uh, miss
Sweetheart baby cakes,
412
00:22:30,949 --> 00:22:32,827
Remember the night you
Came over to talk to me
413
00:22:32,851 --> 00:22:34,195
And I was gonna
Tell you something?
414
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:35,251
Yeah, what was it?
415
00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:40,322
We're through, it's over.
416
00:22:45,329 --> 00:22:48,430
Okay, did I hurt your feelings?
417
00:22:48,499 --> 00:22:50,066
Good, now we're even.
418
00:22:50,135 --> 00:22:54,971
Come on, I'll treat
You to something.
419
00:22:56,307 --> 00:23:01,177
All right, how much
Money you got to spend?
420
00:23:08,352 --> 00:23:14,157
♪
421
00:23:14,225 --> 00:23:16,793
♪ welcome back ♪
422
00:23:16,861 --> 00:23:20,663
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
423
00:23:20,731 --> 00:23:22,965
♪ welcome back ♪
424
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:27,670
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
425
00:23:27,738 --> 00:23:29,738
♪ well the names
Have all changed
426
00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,841
Since you hung around ♪
427
00:23:31,910 --> 00:23:34,076
♪ but those dreams have remained
428
00:23:34,145 --> 00:23:36,478
And they've turned around ♪
429
00:23:36,547 --> 00:23:38,681
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
430
00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:40,527
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
431
00:23:40,551 --> 00:23:42,651
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
432
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:44,753
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
433
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,689
♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
434
00:23:46,757 --> 00:23:49,025
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
435
00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:51,160
♪ welcome back ♪
436
00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:55,531
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
437
00:23:55,599 --> 00:23:57,733
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
438
00:23:57,802 --> 00:24:00,469
♪ welcome back ♪
439
00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:04,240
♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
440
00:24:04,309 --> 00:24:06,508
♪ welcome back ♪
441
00:24:06,577 --> 00:24:10,346
♪ and I smile when I think
How it must have been ♪♪
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