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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,872 ♪ I said a ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Barbarino ♪ 2 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,608 ♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba barbarino ♪ 3 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,543 ♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba barbarino ♪ 4 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:17,348 ♪ you got me rockin' And a' reelin' ♪♪ 5 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:20,050 Oh boy, my own apartment. 6 00:00:20,119 --> 00:00:22,786 And they thought I'd amount to nothin'. 7 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:42,306 All I gotta do is put up Some of these pictures 8 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:46,644 And this place will be a Regular luxury penthouse. 9 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,881 Oh baby, you and me was Meant for each other. 10 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:53,183 Because we both got bodies That was built for motion. 11 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:00,992 Who is it? 12 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,060 It's me, vinnie, sally. 13 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,763 Oh sally, just wait A second, all right? 14 00:01:15,107 --> 00:01:17,842 Just a minute, sally, I'll be right there. 15 00:01:26,819 --> 00:01:27,952 Hi, vinnie. 16 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:29,932 Sally, I'm sorry it took So long, but you know, 17 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,133 It's a big place And don't know... 18 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,990 I don't know my way around yet. 19 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:34,837 Oh that's okay, you know, I would've called you, 20 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,338 But your number isn't listed. 21 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,495 I know, some new Phone company rule. 22 00:01:38,564 --> 00:01:41,966 They don't list your number Unless you got a phone. 23 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:44,902 Well, you got a real Nice hallway out here. 24 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,305 Isn't it a great hallway? 25 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:48,439 I love this hallway. 26 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,119 It's so... It's so Convenient, you know? 27 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,320 All you gotta do Is open your door 28 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,877 And you're right out Here in the hallway. 29 00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:55,357 Well, if your Hallway's this nice, 30 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:57,081 I bet your apartment's great. 31 00:01:57,149 --> 00:02:00,751 Oh the apartment is great. 32 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,220 Oh, I see, come inside. 33 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,656 I can only stay For just a second. 34 00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:07,825 Oh that's okay. 35 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,459 How do you like it. 36 00:02:09,528 --> 00:02:14,531 Boy this is really, uh, gonna Be nice when you get moved in. 37 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,068 I am moved in. 38 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:18,302 Well I wasn't expecting, 39 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:21,004 You know, for company To see it until tonight. 40 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,774 Why don't you sit here. 41 00:02:23,842 --> 00:02:25,176 Oh, about tonight, vinnie. 42 00:02:25,244 --> 00:02:27,044 Um, I don't think I can make it. 43 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:28,723 See I gotta work at the Hospital reception desk, 44 00:02:28,747 --> 00:02:30,014 So I'm really sorry. 45 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:31,482 Oh that's okay. 46 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:32,551 I understand. 47 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,585 Us people in the Medical profession, 48 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,264 Our lives are just not our own. 49 00:02:36,288 --> 00:02:38,823 Well, I gotta be Going now, vinnie. 50 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:39,957 I'll be seeing you. 51 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,893 Sally, look, hold on a second. 52 00:02:42,961 --> 00:02:44,239 I ain't gonna see ya tonight 53 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:46,175 Because we ain't going On that date, right? 54 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,331 Yeah? 55 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,666 So shouldn't I take My goodnight kiss now. 56 00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:51,334 Okay. 57 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,377 - goodnight. - goodbye. 58 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:12,056 You know, I just can't get Used to this apartment living. 59 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:16,994 ♪ 60 00:03:24,169 --> 00:03:26,804 ♪ welcome back ♪ 61 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:30,607 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 62 00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:32,876 ♪ welcome back ♪ 63 00:03:32,945 --> 00:03:37,581 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 64 00:03:37,649 --> 00:03:39,816 ♪ well the names Have all changed 65 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:41,918 Since you hung around ♪ 66 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,088 ♪ but those dreams have remained 67 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:46,323 And they've turned around ♪ 68 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,592 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 69 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:50,506 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 70 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,496 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 71 00:03:52,564 --> 00:03:54,632 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 72 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,600 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 73 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,970 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 74 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,038 ♪ welcome back ♪ 75 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:05,309 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 76 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,179 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 77 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:09,658 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 78 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,748 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 79 00:04:11,817 --> 00:04:13,917 ♪ welcome back ♪ 80 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:18,322 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 81 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:22,660 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 82 00:04:22,728 --> 00:04:28,232 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪♪ 83 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:33,704 Well thanks again, vinnie, For being so nice about me 84 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,072 Canceling our date tonight. 85 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,952 Most guys wouldn't Be that understanding. 86 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,520 Oh did you think I Was the kinda guy 87 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:42,113 That would lose his cool Over something like this? 88 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:44,381 I mean, I know that I'm Gonna see you again. 89 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,382 Okay. 90 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,795 - yeah. - I'll see you then. 91 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:49,987 Okay, bye bye, so Long, see ya later. 92 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:54,424 She canceled our date! 93 00:04:54,493 --> 00:04:57,527 I don't believe it. 94 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:02,833 She's back. 95 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,601 Just a second. 96 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:11,809 Sally. 97 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,488 Mrs. Kotter, what're You doing here? 98 00:05:13,512 --> 00:05:15,323 Oh I just came by To bring this gift. 99 00:05:15,347 --> 00:05:16,546 Well where's mr. Kotter? 100 00:05:16,615 --> 00:05:17,681 He's at home. 101 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:21,084 We go halfsies, He buys, I deliver. 102 00:05:21,153 --> 00:05:23,253 Well come on in, sit down. 103 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,133 Boy, a gift for me, I can't believe it. 104 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:26,968 Yeah, it's really For housewarming. 105 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:30,861 Oh thank you, but I Already got a radiator. 106 00:05:30,929 --> 00:05:32,541 Hey, you want something to eat? 107 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:33,664 I got cornflakes. 108 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,411 Oh no thanks, vinnie, it's okay. 109 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,300 Oh no, come on. 110 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,635 It's good, it's got sugar. 111 00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:41,404 No, really it's okay. 112 00:05:41,473 --> 00:05:42,506 Vinnie. 113 00:05:42,574 --> 00:05:44,508 So what's it like to Have your own place? 114 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:48,178 Oh it's nothing much But it's home, you know. 115 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:49,646 How do you like it? 116 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:52,516 I like it. 117 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,295 You know, it was just Getting too much at home. 118 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:56,553 My baby brothers are Growing up so fast, you know, 119 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:57,799 It's getting too crowded. 120 00:05:57,823 --> 00:05:59,334 Yeah, I guess it gets hard 121 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:01,391 When you get older To share a room, huh? 122 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:04,829 Well, we was all sharing a bed. 123 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,097 But anyway, I thought, I do the family a favor. 124 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,566 I'll move out so it'll be One less mouth to feed. 125 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,513 Vinnie, your mom's Gonna miss you. 126 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,738 Oh no, she'll see me every Night when I go home for dinner. 127 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,388 Why don't you open your present? 128 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:20,444 Oh I love presents. 129 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:24,381 Especially when They're for me, you know? 130 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,817 Oh a box of tissue paper. 131 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:31,321 Oh towels, towels. 132 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,790 Hey, that's a good gift. 133 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,770 Yeah, gabe and I figured You could use some towels. 134 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,126 Hey you know what? 135 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:38,962 Now I can take these Ones back to the hospital. 136 00:06:43,235 --> 00:06:44,780 I think you're going To make a ward 137 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,205 Full of wet people Very happy, vinnie. 138 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:51,609 You know, for once I got Something that's my very own. 139 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,637 Just stay there and Make yourself at home. 140 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,047 ♪ hello, hello, hello, hello ♪♪ 141 00:06:57,115 --> 00:06:58,660 - come on in, guys. - hello, vinnie. 142 00:06:58,684 --> 00:06:59,995 Hey, what's Happenin', mrs. Kotter. 143 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:00,951 Hi. 144 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,096 Vinnie, vinnie, vinnie. 145 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,254 I'm at a loss for words. 146 00:07:04,322 --> 00:07:07,057 But crummy's close. 147 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,636 You know something, vinnie Man, this place you got here. 148 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,860 It ain't so hard to look At if you close one eye 149 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,764 And don't look out the other. 150 00:07:13,832 --> 00:07:16,667 Ah. 151 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,547 You know, with a Fresh coat of paint, 152 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,839 This place could Pass for a fleabag. 153 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:26,476 Hey. 154 00:07:26,545 --> 00:07:27,545 I don't know you. 155 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,213 Allow me to introduce myself. 156 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,480 I'm bo dellabar. 157 00:07:30,549 --> 00:07:33,183 Where'd you guys Pick up this clown? 158 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,963 Vinnie, bo is a new Student at school. 159 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,453 He's in gabe's class. 160 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:38,555 Oh he can't be no Part of our class. 161 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,591 He talks funny. 162 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,560 Hey, my man, that funny talk That my man over here's got? 163 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,430 Gets him more chicks Than you'll ever see. 164 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:49,099 Oh yeah, well nobody gets More chicks than vinnie barbarino. 165 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,868 With all due modesty, sir, 166 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,737 There are three Areas I'm without peer: 167 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,475 My way with women, My way with words, 168 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,478 Or my way with women. 169 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:04,781 Well look, your face Ain't as pretty as mine. 170 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:10,087 As a matter of fact, bobo. 171 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:12,789 You are so ugly that When you was born, 172 00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:15,792 The doctor slapped Your face by mistake. 173 00:08:15,861 --> 00:08:19,763 Oh yeah. 174 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:21,198 Well that may be true. 175 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,366 But you were so ugly When you were born, 176 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:28,939 The doctor had to slap the Nurse to keep her from laughing. 177 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,241 All right, all right, hold on. 178 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,578 This guy gets a definite maybe. 179 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,157 Where are my manners, let Me show you around the place. 180 00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:39,650 You mean there's more? 181 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:42,519 Okay, now this Is the living room. 182 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,989 This is where I Do all my living. 183 00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:47,802 We used to have A sofa like this. 184 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:50,960 And then my father got a job. 185 00:08:51,029 --> 00:08:52,195 Over here. 186 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:54,230 This is my dining room. 187 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,466 Oh. 188 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,804 It's got a built In dining table. 189 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,973 Must be great for pressed duck. 190 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,942 Oh. 191 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:09,847 You know, you been living With mr. Kotter too long. 192 00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:11,326 If the tour will follow me. 193 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,983 Sure, let's go. 194 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:16,220 This is my laundry room. 195 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:19,223 And this... This Here is my kitchen. 196 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:24,294 Yeah, you can wash your socks And cook soup at the same time. 197 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:28,565 Vinnie, this place just Seems to have everything. 198 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:29,711 Except for the most Important feature 199 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,434 In any bachelor's quarters. 200 00:09:31,503 --> 00:09:32,435 Oh, the bathroom. 201 00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:33,436 You wanna see the bathroom? 202 00:09:33,505 --> 00:09:34,683 It's down the hall to the left. 203 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:35,806 No, vinnie, vinnie. 204 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,619 I'm referring to your Sleeping quarters. 205 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:39,109 Where's the bed. 206 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:41,444 Oh, is it 4:45 yet? 207 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,846 Yeah, why? 208 00:09:42,914 --> 00:09:46,249 Because any minute, the flatbush Express and my bed will be due. 209 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:01,332 What do you know, a trained bed. 210 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,433 All right. 211 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,068 Hey, it's nice. 212 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,748 When anything comes Outta the wall at my house, 213 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,640 I usually set a trap for it. 214 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,469 Hey you know, my Family had a bed 215 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,350 That came outta The ceiling once. 216 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:16,346 Yeah, but it belonged To the people upstairs. 217 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,048 Come on, get off the bed. 218 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,276 Those are hospital sheets. 219 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:21,084 They're sterile. 220 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,068 You know, vinnie, The great thing 221 00:10:27,092 --> 00:10:28,769 About finally getting Your own place 222 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:32,695 Is that you get to Enjoy some privacy. 223 00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:35,032 Yeah, but not as much as We gonna be enjoying it. 224 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,201 Yeah! 225 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:41,138 Hey, attention all you Foxy chicks in brooklyn! 226 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,573 The boys in the house Centrally located. 227 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:48,512 And we're open 24 hours for Your partying convenience. 228 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,280 No reasonable offer refused. 229 00:10:50,348 --> 00:10:51,915 Yeah. 230 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:54,503 You know, I'm sure that vinnie's Gonna invite us back real soon. 231 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,621 So maybe now is The time to leave. 232 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,400 You know, mrs. Kotter, That's a good idea. 233 00:10:59,424 --> 00:11:00,969 You know, good smart thinking. 234 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,594 So why don't you just, um, Why don't you just run along 235 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,073 And we'll have you Back by here as soon 236 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,075 As we get the place all Nice and fixed up, right. 237 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:10,667 Oh yes, mrs. Kotter, it's Been grand seeing you again. 238 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,001 Simply grand. 239 00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:13,314 Let's do it again real soon. 240 00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:15,239 Don't be such a Stranger next time. 241 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,274 I thought she'd never leave. 242 00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:20,021 Hey, it's one thing I hate 243 00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:25,682 Is somebody who comes over Here uninvited and stays forever. 244 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,518 Yeah, I know what you mean. 245 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:30,353 Shows a definite Lack of breeding. 246 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:32,100 Hey, uh, you know What's the best part 247 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,234 About this whole thing? 248 00:11:33,258 --> 00:11:34,658 What's that? 249 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,294 I mean, not only can we all Hang out together at school, 250 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:42,566 But we can also hang out Here for the rest of our lives. 251 00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:48,439 Hey, vincent, we have Got to talk curtains. 252 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:49,973 Wait a second. 253 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,686 Look, this is my first Apartment, guys, 254 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,210 And I'd like to fix it Up myself, by myself. 255 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,790 Vinnie, guy, come on now. 256 00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:59,650 You know any apartment of Yours is an apartment of ours. 257 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,262 We'll help you fix it up. 258 00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:02,530 No, you don't understand. 259 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:05,022 Look, with all us Guys here all the time, 260 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:06,334 There's not enough room here. 261 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,625 I mean, a guy's gotta Be alone once in awhile. 262 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:11,761 You know, vinnie. 263 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:14,697 That's my furniture. 264 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:18,135 You know, vinnie, you Are absolutely right. 265 00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,503 I know that. 266 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:23,240 What we gotta do Is divvy up the nights. 267 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:25,008 Hey, that's a good idea. 268 00:12:25,076 --> 00:12:26,343 Okay, here we go. 269 00:12:26,411 --> 00:12:28,845 Sunday, monday, Tuesday, wednesday, 270 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:30,614 Thursday, friday, saturday. 271 00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:32,782 There ya are. 272 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:34,984 What about me, Don't I get a night? 273 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:38,154 You don't need a Night, you live here. 274 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,422 Hold on a second. 275 00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,069 You guys gotta get Something straight. 276 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,426 Look, this is-this is My apartment, okay. 277 00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:46,196 And every night is My night all alone. 278 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,266 And you guys are invited Over anytime you wanna come, 279 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:52,436 But when I invite ya. 280 00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:54,837 Right now, I think I'd like you all to go. 281 00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:56,651 Well, excuse us for living, 282 00:12:56,675 --> 00:13:00,810 Mr. Got his own Apartment barbarino. 283 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,746 Yeah see if I risk my life 284 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:06,249 Coming into this crummy Neighborhood again. 285 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:09,252 I've been thrown outta Better dumps than this. 286 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,955 Why I live in a better Dump than this. 287 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,167 I don't wanna get you mad, 288 00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:14,869 But I just wanna Be alone, that's all. 289 00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:18,695 Hey listen, mr. Lonely Hearts, if it's alone you want, 290 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:19,907 It's alone you're gonna get. 291 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:24,300 You got it. 292 00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,703 You know, vincent, There is something 293 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:30,507 That I have wanted to tell You for a very long time. 294 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:34,344 But since I'm giving you The silent treatment, 295 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,915 You're just gonna have To guess what that is. 296 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:47,858 What a pity we couldn't Have parted friends. 297 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,893 Good day. 298 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:53,196 I tell ya something, Vinnie barbarino, 299 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,565 Next time juan epstein Darkens your door, 300 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:59,802 It's gonna be with a Can of spray paint. 301 00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:03,639 I don't care what you do, just Don't slam my door no more. 302 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,712 Ah shut up. 303 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,055 Okay, may I remind you That your compositions 304 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,424 On the battle of hastings Are due tomorrow. 305 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,594 That's not friday, not monday, And not a week from thursday. 306 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:25,929 Tomorrow! 307 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,464 Bye. 308 00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:32,803 Tomorrow! 309 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,538 You know, kotter, Being principal is great. 310 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,185 The students like me better. 311 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,420 I've noticed, mr. Woodman. 312 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,487 You don't need that swat team 313 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:43,380 To escort you home anymore. 314 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:44,881 Mr. Kotter. 315 00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:45,949 Hi, vinnie. 316 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,284 I got a real problem. 317 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,619 Last night the guys came Over to my new apartment 318 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,222 And I kicked 'em out and I Think I hurt their feelings. 319 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,525 You call that a problem? 320 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,694 You're better off Without those delinquents. 321 00:14:57,762 --> 00:14:59,440 Yeah, but they're my Friends, mr. Woodman. 322 00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:02,265 Friends, you don't Need any friends. 323 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:07,137 Look at me. 324 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:11,441 I haven't had a Friend in 20 years. 325 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,842 So cheer up, kid, 326 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:16,046 Or you'll wind up the same Kind of happy-go-lucky guy I am. 327 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,115 Ha-ha-ha. 328 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,684 Happy-go-lucky. 329 00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,872 Every night the suicide Hotline calls him up and says, 330 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:26,056 "Are you ready?" 331 00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:27,168 Mr. Kotter, what I wanted to do... 332 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,536 I wanted to hang Out with the guys 333 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,304 And they wouldn't Even talk to me. 334 00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,706 Aw vinnie, look, I Wouldn't worry about it. 335 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,897 You know, those differences Happen between friends. 336 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:37,634 It's just part of life. 337 00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:38,802 Hi, guys, how's it... 338 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,048 What's happening, mr. Kotter. 339 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,371 Hi, mr. Kotter. 340 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,717 Hello, hello, hello, hello. 341 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:43,741 Hi, juan. 342 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:44,920 How ya doin', mr. Kotter? 343 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,377 Glad to see we caught you alone. 344 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,479 All right, come On, guys, lighten up. 345 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,659 I mean, why you being so Rough on vinnie for, huh? 346 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:52,849 Vinnie. 347 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,719 Oh. 348 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,086 That vinnie. 349 00:15:57,155 --> 00:16:00,657 You talking about The lone stranger. 350 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,058 Yeah. 351 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,096 I'm with the smell of Desks in an empty room, 352 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,431 A heartless bum, 353 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,077 With the cry, "Get out, guys. 354 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:11,101 Get out!" 355 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,035 It's the lone stranger. 356 00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:15,605 Hi-ho, vinnie! 357 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:20,944 Who needs ya? 358 00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:22,511 Sit down. 359 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,680 I'm surprised at you Guys, you hear me? 360 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,194 Oh forget it, mr. Kotter. 361 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,329 These are... These clowns Don't wanna be my friends. 362 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:32,923 I'm not so sure I wanna Be their friend either. 363 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:36,760 Who was that masked fink? 364 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,561 I don't know. 365 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:42,365 But he left this silver cone. 366 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,766 I don't understand. 367 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,047 I mean why you guys coming Down so heavy on vinnie? 368 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,816 The man kicked us Outta his apartment. 369 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,775 Gentlemen. 370 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:54,010 Oh, you guys. 371 00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:57,680 Listen, vinnie is going Through a new experience. 372 00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,250 He just needs a little Room to grow, that's all. 373 00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:03,987 Mr. Kotter, we can all Grow in the same room. 374 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,722 I'm afraid you can't. 375 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,492 You're all good friends, but You can't stay together forever. 376 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,238 Independence is a Very important thing 377 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,706 And vinnie was just Trying to feel his 378 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,364 And you guys sorta just Crowded him a little bit. 379 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,865 You think so? 380 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,067 Sure, look, some day you're all 381 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,977 Gonna want your Own independence. 382 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,217 And when you do, you need Your friends to support you, 383 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:26,410 To back you, not turn Their backs on you. 384 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,822 You know, my daddy Always taught me 385 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,747 There are three things You never turn your back on: 386 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:31,892 The most important one of all 387 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:35,685 Is never turn your Back on a friend. 388 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:36,887 That's right. 389 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,521 Just for curiosity's sake, 390 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,190 What are the other two things You don't turn your back on? 391 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:46,730 A good woman, or a Nurse with a dull needle. 392 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,568 Who needs 'em? 393 00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,013 That's what I wanna Know, who needs 'em? 394 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,504 Not me. 395 00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:02,512 Oh they're so Funny, aren't they? 396 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:08,018 "The lone stranger", Hi-ho stupid. 397 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,286 They think they're hurtin' Me by not coming over. 398 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,288 They ain't hurting me. 399 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:17,394 There's lots of things I can do by myself. 400 00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:20,597 You know, for all I care, They can take a flying leap. 401 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,204 Boy this grown up life is great. 402 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,283 You got your own apartment. 403 00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:30,685 You can do... Do Anything you want. 404 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,953 You can make all the rules. 405 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,744 Nobody can tell you what To do or what not to do. 406 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,550 Hey, mom, look at this! 407 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,588 What mess? 408 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,422 Dirty dishes, dirty dishes! 409 00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:50,459 Look at this, mom! 410 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,362 Too bad. 411 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,735 Oh boy, when the word gets out 412 00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:00,915 That vinnie barbarino's Got his own apartment, 413 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,440 There's gonna be chicks Swarming all over this place. 414 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,952 And I don't mean Just ordinary chicks. 415 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,710 I mean superstars. 416 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:12,315 Farrah. 417 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,418 Get your hair outta your face. 418 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,554 Marie, oh marie. 419 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,557 You look much better Without donny there. 420 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,925 Oh is that the door? 421 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,128 Oh excuse me, women, you Had me long enough anyway. 422 00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,596 Excuse me, yes, oh yes. 423 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,864 Good to meet you. 424 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,511 Right, right, boy I'm never having 425 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:33,003 One of these parties again. 426 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:36,773 Oh it's-it's charlie's angels. 427 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,443 And they're all dressed As massage parlor girls. 428 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,145 Oh well come out Here by the pool. 429 00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:45,414 Oh you, you wanna Give me a massage, huh? 430 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,027 Oh yeah, okay, no all right. 431 00:19:47,051 --> 00:19:50,487 Look, I ain't responsible If you get carried away. 432 00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:52,722 Yeah, oh yeah. 433 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,625 Boy vinnie barbarino's Gonna be wailing tonight. 434 00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:03,867 I'm so lonely. 435 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:34,597 So? 436 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,600 You, uh, you mind if we come in? 437 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:38,713 I don't care what you do. 438 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,403 Do whatever you want. 439 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,127 Go on, finish what You was gonna say. 440 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:55,151 Arnold, you, uh... 441 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,697 Freddie, you talk, Go ahead, go ahead. 442 00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:59,823 Hey look, vinnie, what we Trying to... Um, bo, you tell him. 443 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,791 Yeah, well, uh, it's Vinnie's apartment. 444 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,460 We'll let him go first. 445 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:05,606 I forgot what I was gonna say. 446 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,663 Forget it. 447 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:09,665 Yeah, us too. 448 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:19,742 Hey look, vinnie, when you Behaved like a real armpit, 449 00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:24,358 The least you could Do is say you're sorry. 450 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:26,716 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 451 00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:29,085 Not you, rabbit ears. 452 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,087 Us, we're sorry. 453 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,056 Hey, vinnie, look, um... 454 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,757 We owe you an apology. 455 00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:37,427 Yeah, but I'm the one who threw You guys outta the apartment. 456 00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:38,506 We barged in on you. 457 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,895 We're sorry first. 458 00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:40,896 Oh yeah? 459 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:43,499 Yeah. 460 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,500 Yeah. 461 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:48,637 Yeah. 462 00:21:55,913 --> 00:21:57,391 Hey one of you guys Go get the door. 463 00:21:57,415 --> 00:21:58,526 Why should we get the door. 464 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,883 It's your apartment, You get the door. 465 00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,422 Hiya, vinnie! 466 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,531 Mr. And mrs. Kotter. 467 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,070 Yeah, listen, we got Some chinese food. 468 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,172 We had an extra sparerib, so we Thought you might wanna join us. 469 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,239 We see the guys are here. 470 00:22:12,263 --> 00:22:13,407 We'll come back another time. 471 00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:14,508 No, come on, these are friends. 472 00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:16,411 Everybody, we'll Have a regular party. 473 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:17,833 Hi, guys. 474 00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:18,913 If I knew you guys were here, 475 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,004 I would've got two Extra spareribs. 476 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,116 Hey, where's your Dining room table? 477 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:26,642 I'll get the dining room table. 478 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:27,712 Oh this is great. 479 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,946 The egg rolls need Ironing anyway. 480 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,516 Hey you know, the best thing About having your own apartment 481 00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:35,629 Is that you can invite your Friends over any time you want. 482 00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:36,719 Yeah. 483 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,099 Boy am I glad you Guys are here tonight. 484 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,355 That's all right. 485 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,327 Mr. Woodman, what're You doing here? 486 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:46,896 Hi, barbarino. 487 00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:48,509 Since neither one Of us has any friends, 488 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,844 I thought I'd drop Over and we could 489 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:53,235 Knock off a case of grape ne-hi. 490 00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:55,104 But I see you Have company, so... 491 00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:56,817 No, no, no, come on in. 492 00:22:56,841 --> 00:22:58,719 Everybody look, Mr. Woodman, he came to see me. 493 00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:02,612 Howya doin'. 494 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,381 Hey, everybody, I'd like To tell you all something. 495 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:06,860 From now on, I ain't Never gonna kick 496 00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:08,362 None of you outta My apartment again. 497 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:09,585 All right. 498 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:16,392 Hi, vinnie, I got off work early 499 00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:17,939 And I thought we could Spend some time together. 500 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:23,065 You know, alone, Just the two of us. 501 00:23:23,134 --> 00:23:25,935 Well, um, yeah there's Gonna be lots of times 502 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:28,115 When's just the two of Us can spend time together, 503 00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:31,807 But, I'd like you to Meet some of my friends. 504 00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:35,311 They was just leaving. 505 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,747 Only kidding, guys. 506 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,116 Hey, come on, let's Get some chinese food. 507 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,185 I'm mr. Kotter. 508 00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:43,619 Hi, nice to meet you. 509 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,838 Vinnie, I'm so happy Everybody's back together. 510 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,840 You know, I once had An uncle had no friends. 511 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,197 My uncle nesbit. 512 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,310 Didn't have any friends. 513 00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:57,578 Hey guys, listen to this story. 514 00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,102 My uncle nesbit had no Friends so he buys a dog. 515 00:24:00,171 --> 00:24:01,882 Takes the dog Everywhere with him, right. 516 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:04,184 My uncle nesbit and the dog Go to the movies together. 517 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:05,886 In fact, one night they Went to the movies, right. 518 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:08,210 After the show, the manager Comes up to him and says, 519 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:12,081 "Hey, mister, how did Your friend like the show?" 520 00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:13,894 And my uncle said, "Well, He really enjoyed it." 521 00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:16,652 And the manager says, "I Find that hard to believe." 522 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,922 My uncle said, "Well, so do I, Because he hated the book." 523 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:31,567 ♪ 524 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,340 ♪ welcome back ♪ 525 00:24:37,408 --> 00:24:41,110 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 526 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:43,346 ♪ welcome back ♪ 527 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:48,050 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 528 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,286 ♪ well the names Have all changed 529 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:52,421 Since you hung around ♪ 530 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,624 ♪ but those dreams have remained 531 00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:56,959 And they've turned around ♪ 532 00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:59,161 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 533 00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:00,908 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 534 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,066 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 535 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:05,001 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 536 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,136 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot 537 00:25:07,205 --> 00:25:09,472 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 538 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:11,440 ♪ welcome back ♪ 539 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:15,778 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 540 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,047 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 541 00:25:18,115 --> 00:25:20,216 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪ 542 00:25:20,284 --> 00:25:22,351 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 543 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:24,587 ♪ 'cause we got Him on the spot ♪ 544 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,723 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 545 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:30,927 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot, 'cause we g1 00:00:05,271 --> 00:00:07,872 ♪ I said a ba-ba-ba-ba-ba Barbarino ♪ 2 00:00:07,941 --> 00:00:10,608 ♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba barbarino ♪ 3 00:00:10,677 --> 00:00:12,543 ♪ ba-ba-ba-ba-ba barbarino ♪ 4 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:17,348 ♪ you got me rockin' And a' reelin' ♪♪ 5 00:00:17,416 --> 00:00:20,050 Oh boy, my own apartment. 6 00:00:20,119 --> 00:00:22,786 And they thought I'd amount to nothin'. 7 00:00:39,839 --> 00:00:42,306 All I gotta do is put up Some of these pictures 8 00:00:42,375 --> 00:00:46,644 And this place will be a Regular luxury penthouse. 9 00:00:46,713 --> 00:00:49,881 Oh baby, you and me was Meant for each other. 10 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:53,183 Because we both got bodies That was built for motion. 11 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:00,992 Who is it? 12 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,060 It's me, vinnie, sally. 13 00:01:03,129 --> 00:01:05,763 Oh sally, just wait A second, all right? 14 00:01:15,107 --> 00:01:17,842 Just a minute, sally, I'll be right there. 15 00:01:26,819 --> 00:01:27,952 Hi, vinnie. 16 00:01:28,020 --> 00:01:29,932 Sally, I'm sorry it took So long, but you know, 17 00:01:29,956 --> 00:01:31,133 It's a big place And don't know... 18 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,990 I don't know my way around yet. 19 00:01:33,059 --> 00:01:34,837 Oh that's okay, you know, I would've called you, 20 00:01:34,861 --> 00:01:36,338 But your number isn't listed. 21 00:01:36,362 --> 00:01:38,495 I know, some new Phone company rule. 22 00:01:38,564 --> 00:01:41,966 They don't list your number Unless you got a phone. 23 00:01:42,034 --> 00:01:44,902 Well, you got a real Nice hallway out here. 24 00:01:44,970 --> 00:01:47,305 Isn't it a great hallway? 25 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:48,439 I love this hallway. 26 00:01:48,508 --> 00:01:50,119 It's so... It's so Convenient, you know? 27 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,320 All you gotta do Is open your door 28 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,877 And you're right out Here in the hallway. 29 00:01:53,946 --> 00:01:55,357 Well, if your Hallway's this nice, 30 00:01:55,381 --> 00:01:57,081 I bet your apartment's great. 31 00:01:57,149 --> 00:02:00,751 Oh the apartment is great. 32 00:02:00,820 --> 00:02:03,220 Oh, I see, come inside. 33 00:02:03,289 --> 00:02:05,656 I can only stay For just a second. 34 00:02:05,724 --> 00:02:07,825 Oh that's okay. 35 00:02:07,894 --> 00:02:09,459 How do you like it. 36 00:02:09,528 --> 00:02:14,531 Boy this is really, uh, gonna Be nice when you get moved in. 37 00:02:14,600 --> 00:02:17,068 I am moved in. 38 00:02:17,136 --> 00:02:18,302 Well I wasn't expecting, 39 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:21,004 You know, for company To see it until tonight. 40 00:02:21,074 --> 00:02:23,774 Why don't you sit here. 41 00:02:23,842 --> 00:02:25,176 Oh, about tonight, vinnie. 42 00:02:25,244 --> 00:02:27,044 Um, I don't think I can make it. 43 00:02:27,079 --> 00:02:28,723 See I gotta work at the Hospital reception desk, 44 00:02:28,747 --> 00:02:30,014 So I'm really sorry. 45 00:02:30,082 --> 00:02:31,482 Oh that's okay. 46 00:02:31,551 --> 00:02:32,551 I understand. 47 00:02:32,585 --> 00:02:34,585 Us people in the Medical profession, 48 00:02:34,654 --> 00:02:36,264 Our lives are just not our own. 49 00:02:36,288 --> 00:02:38,823 Well, I gotta be Going now, vinnie. 50 00:02:38,891 --> 00:02:39,957 I'll be seeing you. 51 00:02:40,026 --> 00:02:42,893 Sally, look, hold on a second. 52 00:02:42,961 --> 00:02:44,239 I ain't gonna see ya tonight 53 00:02:44,263 --> 00:02:46,175 Because we ain't going On that date, right? 54 00:02:46,199 --> 00:02:47,331 Yeah? 55 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,666 So shouldn't I take My goodnight kiss now. 56 00:02:49,735 --> 00:02:51,334 Okay. 57 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,377 - goodnight. - goodbye. 58 00:03:08,721 --> 00:03:12,056 You know, I just can't get Used to this apartment living. 59 00:03:12,124 --> 00:03:16,994 ♪ 60 00:03:24,169 --> 00:03:26,804 ♪ welcome back ♪ 61 00:03:26,872 --> 00:03:30,607 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 62 00:03:30,676 --> 00:03:32,876 ♪ welcome back ♪ 63 00:03:32,945 --> 00:03:37,581 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 64 00:03:37,649 --> 00:03:39,816 ♪ well the names Have all changed 65 00:03:39,885 --> 00:03:41,918 Since you hung around ♪ 66 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,088 ♪ but those dreams have remained 67 00:03:44,156 --> 00:03:46,323 And they've turned around ♪ 68 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:48,592 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 69 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:50,506 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 70 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:52,496 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 71 00:03:52,564 --> 00:03:54,632 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 72 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:56,600 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 73 00:03:56,669 --> 00:03:58,970 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 74 00:03:59,038 --> 00:04:01,038 ♪ welcome back ♪ 75 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:05,309 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 76 00:04:05,378 --> 00:04:08,179 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 77 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:09,658 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 78 00:04:09,682 --> 00:04:11,748 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 79 00:04:11,817 --> 00:04:13,917 ♪ welcome back ♪ 80 00:04:13,986 --> 00:04:18,322 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 81 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:22,660 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 82 00:04:22,728 --> 00:04:28,232 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪♪ 83 00:04:32,771 --> 00:04:33,704 Well thanks again, vinnie, For being so nice about me 84 00:04:33,772 --> 00:04:35,072 Canceling our date tonight. 85 00:04:35,140 --> 00:04:36,952 Most guys wouldn't Be that understanding. 86 00:04:36,976 --> 00:04:38,520 Oh did you think I Was the kinda guy 87 00:04:38,544 --> 00:04:42,113 That would lose his cool Over something like this? 88 00:04:42,181 --> 00:04:44,381 I mean, I know that I'm Gonna see you again. 89 00:04:44,450 --> 00:04:45,382 Okay. 90 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:46,795 - yeah. - I'll see you then. 91 00:04:46,819 --> 00:04:49,987 Okay, bye bye, so Long, see ya later. 92 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:54,424 She canceled our date! 93 00:04:54,493 --> 00:04:57,527 I don't believe it. 94 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:02,833 She's back. 95 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:04,601 Just a second. 96 00:05:08,540 --> 00:05:11,809 Sally. 97 00:05:11,878 --> 00:05:13,488 Mrs. Kotter, what're You doing here? 98 00:05:13,512 --> 00:05:15,323 Oh I just came by To bring this gift. 99 00:05:15,347 --> 00:05:16,546 Well where's mr. Kotter? 100 00:05:16,615 --> 00:05:17,681 He's at home. 101 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:21,084 We go halfsies, He buys, I deliver. 102 00:05:21,153 --> 00:05:23,253 Well come on in, sit down. 103 00:05:23,322 --> 00:05:25,133 Boy, a gift for me, I can't believe it. 104 00:05:25,157 --> 00:05:26,968 Yeah, it's really For housewarming. 105 00:05:26,992 --> 00:05:30,861 Oh thank you, but I Already got a radiator. 106 00:05:30,929 --> 00:05:32,541 Hey, you want something to eat? 107 00:05:32,565 --> 00:05:33,664 I got cornflakes. 108 00:05:33,733 --> 00:05:35,411 Oh no thanks, vinnie, it's okay. 109 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:36,300 Oh no, come on. 110 00:05:36,369 --> 00:05:38,635 It's good, it's got sugar. 111 00:05:38,704 --> 00:05:41,404 No, really it's okay. 112 00:05:41,473 --> 00:05:42,506 Vinnie. 113 00:05:42,574 --> 00:05:44,508 So what's it like to Have your own place? 114 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:48,178 Oh it's nothing much But it's home, you know. 115 00:05:48,247 --> 00:05:49,646 How do you like it? 116 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:52,516 I like it. 117 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,295 You know, it was just Getting too much at home. 118 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:56,553 My baby brothers are Growing up so fast, you know, 119 00:05:56,622 --> 00:05:57,799 It's getting too crowded. 120 00:05:57,823 --> 00:05:59,334 Yeah, I guess it gets hard 121 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:01,391 When you get older To share a room, huh? 122 00:06:01,460 --> 00:06:04,829 Well, we was all sharing a bed. 123 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,097 But anyway, I thought, I do the family a favor. 124 00:06:07,166 --> 00:06:09,566 I'll move out so it'll be One less mouth to feed. 125 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:11,513 Vinnie, your mom's Gonna miss you. 126 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:14,738 Oh no, she'll see me every Night when I go home for dinner. 127 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,388 Why don't you open your present? 128 00:06:19,412 --> 00:06:20,444 Oh I love presents. 129 00:06:20,513 --> 00:06:24,381 Especially when They're for me, you know? 130 00:06:24,450 --> 00:06:26,817 Oh a box of tissue paper. 131 00:06:29,021 --> 00:06:31,321 Oh towels, towels. 132 00:06:31,390 --> 00:06:32,790 Hey, that's a good gift. 133 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,770 Yeah, gabe and I figured You could use some towels. 134 00:06:34,794 --> 00:06:36,126 Hey you know what? 135 00:06:36,195 --> 00:06:38,962 Now I can take these Ones back to the hospital. 136 00:06:43,235 --> 00:06:44,780 I think you're going To make a ward 137 00:06:44,804 --> 00:06:48,205 Full of wet people Very happy, vinnie. 138 00:06:48,274 --> 00:06:51,609 You know, for once I got Something that's my very own. 139 00:06:51,677 --> 00:06:53,637 Just stay there and Make yourself at home. 140 00:06:54,480 --> 00:06:57,047 ♪ hello, hello, hello, hello ♪♪ 141 00:06:57,115 --> 00:06:58,660 - come on in, guys. - hello, vinnie. 142 00:06:58,684 --> 00:06:59,995 Hey, what's Happenin', mrs. Kotter. 143 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:00,951 Hi. 144 00:07:01,020 --> 00:07:02,096 Vinnie, vinnie, vinnie. 145 00:07:02,120 --> 00:07:04,254 I'm at a loss for words. 146 00:07:04,322 --> 00:07:07,057 But crummy's close. 147 00:07:07,125 --> 00:07:08,636 You know something, vinnie Man, this place you got here. 148 00:07:08,660 --> 00:07:10,860 It ain't so hard to look At if you close one eye 149 00:07:10,897 --> 00:07:13,764 And don't look out the other. 150 00:07:13,832 --> 00:07:16,667 Ah. 151 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:18,547 You know, with a Fresh coat of paint, 152 00:07:18,571 --> 00:07:21,839 This place could Pass for a fleabag. 153 00:07:25,578 --> 00:07:26,476 Hey. 154 00:07:26,545 --> 00:07:27,545 I don't know you. 155 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,213 Allow me to introduce myself. 156 00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:30,480 I'm bo dellabar. 157 00:07:30,549 --> 00:07:33,183 Where'd you guys Pick up this clown? 158 00:07:33,252 --> 00:07:34,963 Vinnie, bo is a new Student at school. 159 00:07:34,987 --> 00:07:36,453 He's in gabe's class. 160 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:38,555 Oh he can't be no Part of our class. 161 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,591 He talks funny. 162 00:07:40,660 --> 00:07:43,560 Hey, my man, that funny talk That my man over here's got? 163 00:07:43,629 --> 00:07:46,430 Gets him more chicks Than you'll ever see. 164 00:07:46,499 --> 00:07:49,099 Oh yeah, well nobody gets More chicks than vinnie barbarino. 165 00:07:49,168 --> 00:07:50,868 With all due modesty, sir, 166 00:07:50,937 --> 00:07:53,737 There are three Areas I'm without peer: 167 00:07:53,806 --> 00:07:57,475 My way with women, My way with words, 168 00:07:57,543 --> 00:08:00,478 Or my way with women. 169 00:08:00,546 --> 00:08:04,781 Well look, your face Ain't as pretty as mine. 170 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:10,087 As a matter of fact, bobo. 171 00:08:10,155 --> 00:08:12,789 You are so ugly that When you was born, 172 00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:15,792 The doctor slapped Your face by mistake. 173 00:08:15,861 --> 00:08:19,763 Oh yeah. 174 00:08:19,831 --> 00:08:21,198 Well that may be true. 175 00:08:21,267 --> 00:08:23,366 But you were so ugly When you were born, 176 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:28,939 The doctor had to slap the Nurse to keep her from laughing. 177 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,241 All right, all right, hold on. 178 00:08:31,310 --> 00:08:34,578 This guy gets a definite maybe. 179 00:08:34,647 --> 00:08:36,157 Where are my manners, let Me show you around the place. 180 00:08:36,181 --> 00:08:39,650 You mean there's more? 181 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:42,519 Okay, now this Is the living room. 182 00:08:42,588 --> 00:08:45,989 This is where I Do all my living. 183 00:08:46,057 --> 00:08:47,802 We used to have A sofa like this. 184 00:08:47,826 --> 00:08:50,960 And then my father got a job. 185 00:08:51,029 --> 00:08:52,195 Over here. 186 00:08:52,264 --> 00:08:54,230 This is my dining room. 187 00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:56,466 Oh. 188 00:08:56,536 --> 00:09:00,804 It's got a built In dining table. 189 00:09:00,873 --> 00:09:02,973 Must be great for pressed duck. 190 00:09:03,041 --> 00:09:04,942 Oh. 191 00:09:05,010 --> 00:09:09,847 You know, you been living With mr. Kotter too long. 192 00:09:09,915 --> 00:09:11,326 If the tour will follow me. 193 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,983 Sure, let's go. 194 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:16,220 This is my laundry room. 195 00:09:16,288 --> 00:09:19,223 And this... This Here is my kitchen. 196 00:09:19,291 --> 00:09:24,294 Yeah, you can wash your socks And cook soup at the same time. 197 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:28,565 Vinnie, this place just Seems to have everything. 198 00:09:28,634 --> 00:09:29,711 Except for the most Important feature 199 00:09:29,735 --> 00:09:31,434 In any bachelor's quarters. 200 00:09:31,503 --> 00:09:32,435 Oh, the bathroom. 201 00:09:32,504 --> 00:09:33,436 You wanna see the bathroom? 202 00:09:33,505 --> 00:09:34,683 It's down the hall to the left. 203 00:09:34,707 --> 00:09:35,806 No, vinnie, vinnie. 204 00:09:35,875 --> 00:09:37,619 I'm referring to your Sleeping quarters. 205 00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:39,109 Where's the bed. 206 00:09:39,178 --> 00:09:41,444 Oh, is it 4:45 yet? 207 00:09:41,514 --> 00:09:42,846 Yeah, why? 208 00:09:42,914 --> 00:09:46,249 Because any minute, the flatbush Express and my bed will be due. 209 00:09:59,531 --> 00:10:01,332 What do you know, a trained bed. 210 00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,433 All right. 211 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:05,068 Hey, it's nice. 212 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:06,748 When anything comes Outta the wall at my house, 213 00:10:06,772 --> 00:10:09,640 I usually set a trap for it. 214 00:10:09,709 --> 00:10:11,469 Hey you know, my Family had a bed 215 00:10:11,510 --> 00:10:13,350 That came outta The ceiling once. 216 00:10:13,379 --> 00:10:16,346 Yeah, but it belonged To the people upstairs. 217 00:10:16,415 --> 00:10:18,048 Come on, get off the bed. 218 00:10:18,116 --> 00:10:19,276 Those are hospital sheets. 219 00:10:19,317 --> 00:10:21,084 They're sterile. 220 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,068 You know, vinnie, The great thing 221 00:10:27,092 --> 00:10:28,769 About finally getting Your own place 222 00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:32,695 Is that you get to Enjoy some privacy. 223 00:10:32,764 --> 00:10:35,032 Yeah, but not as much as We gonna be enjoying it. 224 00:10:35,100 --> 00:10:38,201 Yeah! 225 00:10:38,270 --> 00:10:41,138 Hey, attention all you Foxy chicks in brooklyn! 226 00:10:41,207 --> 00:10:43,573 The boys in the house Centrally located. 227 00:10:43,642 --> 00:10:48,512 And we're open 24 hours for Your partying convenience. 228 00:10:48,580 --> 00:10:50,280 No reasonable offer refused. 229 00:10:50,348 --> 00:10:51,915 Yeah. 230 00:10:51,983 --> 00:10:54,503 You know, I'm sure that vinnie's Gonna invite us back real soon. 231 00:10:54,553 --> 00:10:57,621 So maybe now is The time to leave. 232 00:10:57,689 --> 00:10:59,400 You know, mrs. Kotter, That's a good idea. 233 00:10:59,424 --> 00:11:00,969 You know, good smart thinking. 234 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:03,594 So why don't you just, um, Why don't you just run along 235 00:11:03,662 --> 00:11:05,073 And we'll have you Back by here as soon 236 00:11:05,097 --> 00:11:07,075 As we get the place all Nice and fixed up, right. 237 00:11:07,099 --> 00:11:10,667 Oh yes, mrs. Kotter, it's Been grand seeing you again. 238 00:11:10,736 --> 00:11:12,001 Simply grand. 239 00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:13,314 Let's do it again real soon. 240 00:11:13,338 --> 00:11:15,239 Don't be such a Stranger next time. 241 00:11:15,307 --> 00:11:18,274 I thought she'd never leave. 242 00:11:18,343 --> 00:11:20,021 Hey, it's one thing I hate 243 00:11:20,045 --> 00:11:25,682 Is somebody who comes over Here uninvited and stays forever. 244 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:27,518 Yeah, I know what you mean. 245 00:11:27,586 --> 00:11:30,353 Shows a definite Lack of breeding. 246 00:11:30,422 --> 00:11:32,100 Hey, uh, you know What's the best part 247 00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:33,234 About this whole thing? 248 00:11:33,258 --> 00:11:34,658 What's that? 249 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:37,294 I mean, not only can we all Hang out together at school, 250 00:11:37,362 --> 00:11:42,566 But we can also hang out Here for the rest of our lives. 251 00:11:42,634 --> 00:11:48,439 Hey, vincent, we have Got to talk curtains. 252 00:11:48,507 --> 00:11:49,973 Wait a second. 253 00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:51,686 Look, this is my first Apartment, guys, 254 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,210 And I'd like to fix it Up myself, by myself. 255 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,790 Vinnie, guy, come on now. 256 00:11:55,814 --> 00:11:59,650 You know any apartment of Yours is an apartment of ours. 257 00:11:59,718 --> 00:12:01,262 We'll help you fix it up. 258 00:12:01,286 --> 00:12:02,530 No, you don't understand. 259 00:12:02,554 --> 00:12:05,022 Look, with all us Guys here all the time, 260 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:06,334 There's not enough room here. 261 00:12:06,358 --> 00:12:08,625 I mean, a guy's gotta Be alone once in awhile. 262 00:12:08,693 --> 00:12:11,761 You know, vinnie. 263 00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:14,697 That's my furniture. 264 00:12:14,766 --> 00:12:18,135 You know, vinnie, you Are absolutely right. 265 00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,503 I know that. 266 00:12:20,572 --> 00:12:23,240 What we gotta do Is divvy up the nights. 267 00:12:23,308 --> 00:12:25,008 Hey, that's a good idea. 268 00:12:25,076 --> 00:12:26,343 Okay, here we go. 269 00:12:26,411 --> 00:12:28,845 Sunday, monday, Tuesday, wednesday, 270 00:12:28,913 --> 00:12:30,614 Thursday, friday, saturday. 271 00:12:30,682 --> 00:12:32,782 There ya are. 272 00:12:32,851 --> 00:12:34,984 What about me, Don't I get a night? 273 00:12:35,053 --> 00:12:38,154 You don't need a Night, you live here. 274 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:39,422 Hold on a second. 275 00:12:39,491 --> 00:12:41,069 You guys gotta get Something straight. 276 00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:43,426 Look, this is-this is My apartment, okay. 277 00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:46,196 And every night is My night all alone. 278 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:49,266 And you guys are invited Over anytime you wanna come, 279 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:52,436 But when I invite ya. 280 00:12:52,504 --> 00:12:54,837 Right now, I think I'd like you all to go. 281 00:12:54,906 --> 00:12:56,651 Well, excuse us for living, 282 00:12:56,675 --> 00:13:00,810 Mr. Got his own Apartment barbarino. 283 00:13:00,879 --> 00:13:02,746 Yeah see if I risk my life 284 00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:06,249 Coming into this crummy Neighborhood again. 285 00:13:06,318 --> 00:13:09,252 I've been thrown outta Better dumps than this. 286 00:13:09,321 --> 00:13:11,955 Why I live in a better Dump than this. 287 00:13:12,024 --> 00:13:13,167 I don't wanna get you mad, 288 00:13:13,191 --> 00:13:14,869 But I just wanna Be alone, that's all. 289 00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:18,695 Hey listen, mr. Lonely Hearts, if it's alone you want, 290 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:19,907 It's alone you're gonna get. 291 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:24,300 You got it. 292 00:13:24,369 --> 00:13:26,703 You know, vincent, There is something 293 00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:30,507 That I have wanted to tell You for a very long time. 294 00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:34,344 But since I'm giving you The silent treatment, 295 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:37,915 You're just gonna have To guess what that is. 296 00:13:43,088 --> 00:13:47,858 What a pity we couldn't Have parted friends. 297 00:13:47,927 --> 00:13:50,893 Good day. 298 00:13:50,962 --> 00:13:53,196 I tell ya something, Vinnie barbarino, 299 00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,565 Next time juan epstein Darkens your door, 300 00:13:55,633 --> 00:13:59,802 It's gonna be with a Can of spray paint. 301 00:13:59,871 --> 00:14:03,639 I don't care what you do, just Don't slam my door no more. 302 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,712 Ah shut up. 303 00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:19,055 Okay, may I remind you That your compositions 304 00:14:19,124 --> 00:14:21,424 On the battle of hastings Are due tomorrow. 305 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:24,594 That's not friday, not monday, And not a week from thursday. 306 00:14:24,662 --> 00:14:25,929 Tomorrow! 307 00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:27,464 Bye. 308 00:14:27,532 --> 00:14:32,803 Tomorrow! 309 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,538 You know, kotter, Being principal is great. 310 00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:37,185 The students like me better. 311 00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,420 I've noticed, mr. Woodman. 312 00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:39,487 You don't need that swat team 313 00:14:39,511 --> 00:14:43,380 To escort you home anymore. 314 00:14:43,448 --> 00:14:44,881 Mr. Kotter. 315 00:14:44,949 --> 00:14:45,949 Hi, vinnie. 316 00:14:46,017 --> 00:14:47,284 I got a real problem. 317 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:49,619 Last night the guys came Over to my new apartment 318 00:14:49,688 --> 00:14:52,222 And I kicked 'em out and I Think I hurt their feelings. 319 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:55,525 You call that a problem? 320 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:57,694 You're better off Without those delinquents. 321 00:14:57,762 --> 00:14:59,440 Yeah, but they're my Friends, mr. Woodman. 322 00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:02,265 Friends, you don't Need any friends. 323 00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:07,137 Look at me. 324 00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:11,441 I haven't had a Friend in 20 years. 325 00:15:11,510 --> 00:15:12,842 So cheer up, kid, 326 00:15:12,911 --> 00:15:16,046 Or you'll wind up the same Kind of happy-go-lucky guy I am. 327 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:19,115 Ha-ha-ha. 328 00:15:19,184 --> 00:15:20,684 Happy-go-lucky. 329 00:15:20,752 --> 00:15:22,872 Every night the suicide Hotline calls him up and says, 330 00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:26,056 "Are you ready?" 331 00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:27,168 Mr. Kotter, what I wanted to do... 332 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,536 I wanted to hang Out with the guys 333 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,304 And they wouldn't Even talk to me. 334 00:15:30,328 --> 00:15:31,706 Aw vinnie, look, I Wouldn't worry about it. 335 00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,897 You know, those differences Happen between friends. 336 00:15:33,966 --> 00:15:37,634 It's just part of life. 337 00:15:37,702 --> 00:15:38,802 Hi, guys, how's it... 338 00:15:38,870 --> 00:15:40,048 What's happening, mr. Kotter. 339 00:15:40,072 --> 00:15:41,371 Hi, mr. Kotter. 340 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:42,717 Hello, hello, hello, hello. 341 00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:43,741 Hi, juan. 342 00:15:43,775 --> 00:15:44,920 How ya doin', mr. Kotter? 343 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,377 Glad to see we caught you alone. 344 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,479 All right, come On, guys, lighten up. 345 00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:51,659 I mean, why you being so Rough on vinnie for, huh? 346 00:15:51,683 --> 00:15:52,849 Vinnie. 347 00:15:52,918 --> 00:15:55,719 Oh. 348 00:15:55,787 --> 00:15:57,086 That vinnie. 349 00:15:57,155 --> 00:16:00,657 You talking about The lone stranger. 350 00:16:00,726 --> 00:16:02,058 Yeah. 351 00:16:05,063 --> 00:16:07,096 I'm with the smell of Desks in an empty room, 352 00:16:07,165 --> 00:16:08,431 A heartless bum, 353 00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,077 With the cry, "Get out, guys. 354 00:16:10,101 --> 00:16:11,101 Get out!" 355 00:16:11,169 --> 00:16:13,035 It's the lone stranger. 356 00:16:13,104 --> 00:16:15,605 Hi-ho, vinnie! 357 00:16:15,674 --> 00:16:20,944 Who needs ya? 358 00:16:21,012 --> 00:16:22,511 Sit down. 359 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:24,680 I'm surprised at you Guys, you hear me? 360 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,194 Oh forget it, mr. Kotter. 361 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,329 These are... These clowns Don't wanna be my friends. 362 00:16:28,353 --> 00:16:32,923 I'm not so sure I wanna Be their friend either. 363 00:16:32,991 --> 00:16:36,760 Who was that masked fink? 364 00:16:36,828 --> 00:16:38,561 I don't know. 365 00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:42,365 But he left this silver cone. 366 00:16:42,434 --> 00:16:43,766 I don't understand. 367 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,047 I mean why you guys coming Down so heavy on vinnie? 368 00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,816 The man kicked us Outta his apartment. 369 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:51,775 Gentlemen. 370 00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:54,010 Oh, you guys. 371 00:16:54,078 --> 00:16:57,680 Listen, vinnie is going Through a new experience. 372 00:16:57,749 --> 00:17:00,250 He just needs a little Room to grow, that's all. 373 00:17:00,318 --> 00:17:03,987 Mr. Kotter, we can all Grow in the same room. 374 00:17:04,056 --> 00:17:05,722 I'm afraid you can't. 375 00:17:05,790 --> 00:17:08,492 You're all good friends, but You can't stay together forever. 376 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,238 Independence is a Very important thing 377 00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,706 And vinnie was just Trying to feel his 378 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:14,364 And you guys sorta just Crowded him a little bit. 379 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,865 You think so? 380 00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,067 Sure, look, some day you're all 381 00:17:18,137 --> 00:17:19,977 Gonna want your Own independence. 382 00:17:20,005 --> 00:17:22,217 And when you do, you need Your friends to support you, 383 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:26,410 To back you, not turn Their backs on you. 384 00:17:26,478 --> 00:17:27,822 You know, my daddy Always taught me 385 00:17:27,846 --> 00:17:30,747 There are three things You never turn your back on: 386 00:17:30,816 --> 00:17:31,892 The most important one of all 387 00:17:31,916 --> 00:17:35,685 Is never turn your Back on a friend. 388 00:17:35,754 --> 00:17:36,887 That's right. 389 00:17:36,955 --> 00:17:38,521 Just for curiosity's sake, 390 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,190 What are the other two things You don't turn your back on? 391 00:17:41,260 --> 00:17:46,730 A good woman, or a Nurse with a dull needle. 392 00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,568 Who needs 'em? 393 00:17:51,636 --> 00:17:53,013 That's what I wanna Know, who needs 'em? 394 00:17:53,037 --> 00:17:54,504 Not me. 395 00:17:59,744 --> 00:18:02,512 Oh they're so Funny, aren't they? 396 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:08,018 "The lone stranger", Hi-ho stupid. 397 00:18:08,086 --> 00:18:10,286 They think they're hurtin' Me by not coming over. 398 00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,288 They ain't hurting me. 399 00:18:12,357 --> 00:18:17,394 There's lots of things I can do by myself. 400 00:18:17,462 --> 00:18:20,597 You know, for all I care, They can take a flying leap. 401 00:18:25,804 --> 00:18:28,204 Boy this grown up life is great. 402 00:18:28,273 --> 00:18:29,283 You got your own apartment. 403 00:18:29,307 --> 00:18:30,685 You can do... Do Anything you want. 404 00:18:30,709 --> 00:18:31,953 You can make all the rules. 405 00:18:31,977 --> 00:18:34,744 Nobody can tell you what To do or what not to do. 406 00:18:39,417 --> 00:18:40,550 Hey, mom, look at this! 407 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,588 What mess? 408 00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,422 Dirty dishes, dirty dishes! 409 00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:50,459 Look at this, mom! 410 00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:52,362 Too bad. 411 00:18:56,768 --> 00:18:58,735 Oh boy, when the word gets out 412 00:18:58,803 --> 00:19:00,915 That vinnie barbarino's Got his own apartment, 413 00:19:00,939 --> 00:19:03,440 There's gonna be chicks Swarming all over this place. 414 00:19:03,509 --> 00:19:04,952 And I don't mean Just ordinary chicks. 415 00:19:04,976 --> 00:19:07,710 I mean superstars. 416 00:19:07,779 --> 00:19:12,315 Farrah. 417 00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:15,418 Get your hair outta your face. 418 00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,554 Marie, oh marie. 419 00:19:17,623 --> 00:19:20,557 You look much better Without donny there. 420 00:19:20,626 --> 00:19:21,925 Oh is that the door? 421 00:19:21,994 --> 00:19:25,128 Oh excuse me, women, you Had me long enough anyway. 422 00:19:25,196 --> 00:19:26,596 Excuse me, yes, oh yes. 423 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:27,864 Good to meet you. 424 00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:29,511 Right, right, boy I'm never having 425 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:33,003 One of these parties again. 426 00:19:33,071 --> 00:19:36,773 Oh it's-it's charlie's angels. 427 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:40,443 And they're all dressed As massage parlor girls. 428 00:19:40,512 --> 00:19:43,145 Oh well come out Here by the pool. 429 00:19:43,214 --> 00:19:45,414 Oh you, you wanna Give me a massage, huh? 430 00:19:45,484 --> 00:19:47,027 Oh yeah, okay, no all right. 431 00:19:47,051 --> 00:19:50,487 Look, I ain't responsible If you get carried away. 432 00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:52,722 Yeah, oh yeah. 433 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,625 Boy vinnie barbarino's Gonna be wailing tonight. 434 00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:03,867 I'm so lonely. 435 00:20:31,663 --> 00:20:34,597 So? 436 00:20:34,666 --> 00:20:37,600 You, uh, you mind if we come in? 437 00:20:37,669 --> 00:20:38,713 I don't care what you do. 438 00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:40,403 Do whatever you want. 439 00:20:51,282 --> 00:20:53,127 Go on, finish what You was gonna say. 440 00:20:53,151 --> 00:20:55,151 Arnold, you, uh... 441 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,697 Freddie, you talk, Go ahead, go ahead. 442 00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:59,823 Hey look, vinnie, what we Trying to... Um, bo, you tell him. 443 00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,791 Yeah, well, uh, it's Vinnie's apartment. 444 00:21:01,860 --> 00:21:04,460 We'll let him go first. 445 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:05,606 I forgot what I was gonna say. 446 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:07,663 Forget it. 447 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:09,665 Yeah, us too. 448 00:21:14,605 --> 00:21:19,742 Hey look, vinnie, when you Behaved like a real armpit, 449 00:21:22,413 --> 00:21:24,358 The least you could Do is say you're sorry. 450 00:21:24,382 --> 00:21:26,716 Okay, okay, I'm sorry. 451 00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:29,085 Not you, rabbit ears. 452 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,087 Us, we're sorry. 453 00:21:31,156 --> 00:21:33,056 Hey, vinnie, look, um... 454 00:21:33,124 --> 00:21:34,757 We owe you an apology. 455 00:21:34,825 --> 00:21:37,427 Yeah, but I'm the one who threw You guys outta the apartment. 456 00:21:37,495 --> 00:21:38,506 We barged in on you. 457 00:21:38,530 --> 00:21:39,895 We're sorry first. 458 00:21:39,964 --> 00:21:40,896 Oh yeah? 459 00:21:40,965 --> 00:21:43,499 Yeah. 460 00:21:43,568 --> 00:21:44,500 Yeah. 461 00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:48,637 Yeah. 462 00:21:55,913 --> 00:21:57,391 Hey one of you guys Go get the door. 463 00:21:57,415 --> 00:21:58,526 Why should we get the door. 464 00:21:58,550 --> 00:22:00,883 It's your apartment, You get the door. 465 00:22:04,288 --> 00:22:06,422 Hiya, vinnie! 466 00:22:06,491 --> 00:22:07,531 Mr. And mrs. Kotter. 467 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,070 Yeah, listen, we got Some chinese food. 468 00:22:09,094 --> 00:22:11,172 We had an extra sparerib, so we Thought you might wanna join us. 469 00:22:11,196 --> 00:22:12,239 We see the guys are here. 470 00:22:12,263 --> 00:22:13,407 We'll come back another time. 471 00:22:13,431 --> 00:22:14,508 No, come on, these are friends. 472 00:22:14,532 --> 00:22:16,411 Everybody, we'll Have a regular party. 473 00:22:16,435 --> 00:22:17,833 Hi, guys. 474 00:22:17,902 --> 00:22:18,913 If I knew you guys were here, 475 00:22:18,937 --> 00:22:21,004 I would've got two Extra spareribs. 476 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,116 Hey, where's your Dining room table? 477 00:22:22,140 --> 00:22:26,642 I'll get the dining room table. 478 00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:27,712 Oh this is great. 479 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,946 The egg rolls need Ironing anyway. 480 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:33,516 Hey you know, the best thing About having your own apartment 481 00:22:33,584 --> 00:22:35,629 Is that you can invite your Friends over any time you want. 482 00:22:35,653 --> 00:22:36,719 Yeah. 483 00:22:36,788 --> 00:22:38,099 Boy am I glad you Guys are here tonight. 484 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,355 That's all right. 485 00:22:43,428 --> 00:22:45,327 Mr. Woodman, what're You doing here? 486 00:22:45,397 --> 00:22:46,896 Hi, barbarino. 487 00:22:46,964 --> 00:22:48,509 Since neither one Of us has any friends, 488 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:49,844 I thought I'd drop Over and we could 489 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:53,235 Knock off a case of grape ne-hi. 490 00:22:53,304 --> 00:22:55,104 But I see you Have company, so... 491 00:22:55,172 --> 00:22:56,817 No, no, no, come on in. 492 00:22:56,841 --> 00:22:58,719 Everybody look, Mr. Woodman, he came to see me. 493 00:22:58,743 --> 00:23:02,612 Howya doin'. 494 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,381 Hey, everybody, I'd like To tell you all something. 495 00:23:05,450 --> 00:23:06,860 From now on, I ain't Never gonna kick 496 00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:08,362 None of you outta My apartment again. 497 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:09,585 All right. 498 00:23:12,924 --> 00:23:16,392 Hi, vinnie, I got off work early 499 00:23:16,461 --> 00:23:17,939 And I thought we could Spend some time together. 500 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:23,065 You know, alone, Just the two of us. 501 00:23:23,134 --> 00:23:25,935 Well, um, yeah there's Gonna be lots of times 502 00:23:26,004 --> 00:23:28,115 When's just the two of Us can spend time together, 503 00:23:28,139 --> 00:23:31,807 But, I'd like you to Meet some of my friends. 504 00:23:31,876 --> 00:23:35,311 They was just leaving. 505 00:23:35,380 --> 00:23:37,747 Only kidding, guys. 506 00:23:37,816 --> 00:23:40,116 Hey, come on, let's Get some chinese food. 507 00:23:40,185 --> 00:23:41,185 I'm mr. Kotter. 508 00:23:41,252 --> 00:23:43,619 Hi, nice to meet you. 509 00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,838 Vinnie, I'm so happy Everybody's back together. 510 00:23:50,862 --> 00:23:52,840 You know, I once had An uncle had no friends. 511 00:23:52,864 --> 00:23:55,197 My uncle nesbit. 512 00:23:55,266 --> 00:23:56,310 Didn't have any friends. 513 00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:57,578 Hey guys, listen to this story. 514 00:23:57,602 --> 00:24:00,102 My uncle nesbit had no Friends so he buys a dog. 515 00:24:00,171 --> 00:24:01,882 Takes the dog Everywhere with him, right. 516 00:24:01,906 --> 00:24:04,184 My uncle nesbit and the dog Go to the movies together. 517 00:24:04,208 --> 00:24:05,886 In fact, one night they Went to the movies, right. 518 00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:08,210 After the show, the manager Comes up to him and says, 519 00:24:08,279 --> 00:24:12,081 "Hey, mister, how did Your friend like the show?" 520 00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:13,894 And my uncle said, "Well, He really enjoyed it." 521 00:24:13,918 --> 00:24:16,652 And the manager says, "I Find that hard to believe." 522 00:24:16,721 --> 00:24:19,922 My uncle said, "Well, so do I, Because he hated the book." 523 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:31,567 ♪ 524 00:24:34,639 --> 00:24:37,340 ♪ welcome back ♪ 525 00:24:37,408 --> 00:24:41,110 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 526 00:24:41,179 --> 00:24:43,346 ♪ welcome back ♪ 527 00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:48,050 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 528 00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,286 ♪ well the names Have all changed 529 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:52,421 Since you hung around ♪ 530 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,624 ♪ but those dreams have remained 531 00:24:54,693 --> 00:24:56,959 And they've turned around ♪ 532 00:24:57,028 --> 00:24:59,161 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 533 00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:00,908 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 534 00:25:00,932 --> 00:25:03,066 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 535 00:25:03,134 --> 00:25:05,001 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 536 00:25:05,070 --> 00:25:07,136 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot 537 00:25:07,205 --> 00:25:09,472 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 538 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:11,440 ♪ welcome back ♪ 539 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:15,778 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 540 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,047 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 541 00:25:18,115 --> 00:25:20,216 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot ♪ 542 00:25:20,284 --> 00:25:22,351 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 543 00:25:22,420 --> 00:25:24,587 ♪ 'cause we got Him on the spot ♪ 544 00:25:24,656 --> 00:25:26,723 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 545 00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:30,927 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot, 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 546 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,129 ♪ welcome back ♪ 547 00:25:33,197 --> 00:25:34,531 ♪ welcome back... ♪♪ Ot him on the spot ♪ 546 00:25:30,996 --> 00:25:33,129 ♪ welcome back ♪ 547 00:25:33,197 --> 00:25:34,531 ♪ welcome back... ♪♪ 78870

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