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♪
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Where's vinnie?
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I don't know, arnold,
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I really haven't seen
Him in about a week.
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Murray and carvelli, what
Are you guys doing here?
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Well, it looks
Like they moved in
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To the buchanan school district.
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That I am the new principal
Of buchanan high school.
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Now that your partner
In crime is a vice principal
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You think you can get
Away with anything you want.
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The possibilities
Are mind-boggling.
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Well, they gave you
Woodman's old job
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And his old face.
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Julie, what am I gonna do?
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I'm a teacher, not
An administrator.
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Surprise!
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I'm giving you
Detention for one week.
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I get that all of a sudden
You ain't one of us anymore.
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You used to cover for
Us with mr. Woodman,
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But now you are mr. Woodman.
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I got a job.
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You got a job?
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Man, I quit school, I'm
Through with it now.
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I guess I'll be seeing
You, mr. Kotter.
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From now on you can
Consider me out to lunch,
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Permanently.
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪♪
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I'll send someone
Up as soon as I can.
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Yes, I'm shorthanded right now.
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Yes, one of my orderlies
Didn't show up yet.
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I know it's a
Mess, but I'll get...
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Barbarino.
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I'll call you back.
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Hey, nurse baker, you
Been there all the time?
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I didn't see you.
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I've been here since 8:00,
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The same time you were
Supposed to be here.
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You know what the problem is,
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I'll tell you what
The problem is.
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All the stuff in the
Hospital is painted white
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And then you put your
Nurses in white uniforms.
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It's a wonder why we
Don't lose more nurses.
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When you're supposed
To be here at eight,
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I want you here at eight.
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You know what they ought to do,
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I'll tell you what
They ought to do,
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They ought to
Paint the stuff black
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And then you nurses will
Stick out like sore thumbs.
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Look, I don't have time to stand
Around here and argue with you.
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Get that gurney down
To the emergency room,
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Drop these dirty linens
Off at the laundry room,
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Get up to the operating
Room as soon as you can.
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They need help in
Getting it cleaned up.
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Right, nurse baker, nurse baker.
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Yes?
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The operating
Room, could I skip it?
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Why?
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Icky.
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Well, barbarino,
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Do it for me today and
Tomorrow I'll tell the doctors
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To try and be neater.
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Dr. Barbarino wanted in surgery.
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Dr. Barbarino wanted in surgery.
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What are you guys doing here?
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Woo-woo, vinnie barbarino,
You're lookin' good.
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Gimme a double dip of pistachio.
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Come on.
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Vinnie, you look just
Like a regular doctor.
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He ought to, he's
Been playin' doctor
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Since the sixth grade.
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Hey, look, if you
Guys came to hang out,
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This ain't no hang out,
So you should leave.
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Hey, yo, vinnie, is
That a dead guy?
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No, this is just some...
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It's a patient of mine.
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And he ain't dead?
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How come his face is
All covered up like that?
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He's probably sick
Of looking at vinnie.
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What are you people doing here?
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Oh, how do?
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Oh, my, but that is
A very smart outfit.
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White.
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Well, we came here
Because we want to get a job
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Like our friend vincent.
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You do that at the
Personnel office.
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Barbarino, I told you they
Need you in the operating room.
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Barbarino, you're the
Only one on this floor
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Who can take care
Of these things,
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So do it.
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Okay, fine.
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Wow, vinnie, man, you're
Really a big man around here,
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Ain't you?
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Yeah.
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Got your own patients, huh?
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Hey, look, do you
Think they put you
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In these white
Suits for nothing?
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Now, look, vinnie,
We came down here
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Because we wanted
To fill out applications
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To get a job just like you.
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We figure all you gotta do
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Is talk to somebody
In the front office
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And we're in.
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Yeah, well, yeah, I could,
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But I don't know.
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Hey, vinnie, check it out.
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Just check it out.
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All you gotta do is you
Just gotta go down there
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And tell them that we do
As good a job as you, man,
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And then we'd be over like
Fat rats in a cheese factory.
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Yeah, yeah, I could do that,
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But it wouldn't be fair
To you or the patients.
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Vinnie, what are
You trying to say?
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That you can't help us?
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I'm not... Look, I
Could help you, sure,
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I mean, one word from me
And boom you're in like flint,
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All right?
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I don't know, I feel
A responsibility
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To me and the patient
As a medicinal person.
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I mean, look at this
Guy, look at this.
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I mean, this guy,
How would he feel
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If he knew that the
Only chance he had
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Was on a guy who got
His job just because
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He knew someone important, huh?
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Yeah, I got you, I dig where
You're coming from, vinnie.
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I've got it, man.
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Hey, y'all, vinnie's right, man.
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Hey, um, where do we go, man,
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To get those
Doctor applications?
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All right, you go down
To the end of this corridor,
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You go downstairs to
The bottom of the steps,
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You got a laundry
Room on your right,
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Next to that is a broom closet
With a bunch of trash barrels.
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Make a left, and
It's down the hall,
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You can't miss it.
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Boy, vinnie, you really
Know your way around here.
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Yeah.
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- right on, man.
- thanks a lot, vinnie.
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Right on.
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Okay, see you later, guys.
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Boy, one day this really is
Gonna be a patient of mine.
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I'm really gonna
Make him better.
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Oh, it looks like you'll be
Going home pretty soon,
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Mr. Johnson.
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Yeah, it was touch and
Go there for a while,
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You know, it really was.
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You had a pretty bad
Case of that priapism there.
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But, uh... I don't know,
In layman's terms
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That means she's
All bent up and stuff.
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But, uh, I got you
Through it this time
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And you'll be going
Home before you know.
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Doctor barbarino,
Take your patient
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Down to the laundry room
And tell them no starch, now!
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Right, right.
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Hiya, vinnie.
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Hi, mr. Kotter.
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Vinnie, I gotta talk to you.
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What about?
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About quitting school.
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Oh, gee, mr. Kotter,
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You think it's the
Right decision?
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Not me, vinnie.
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I wanna talk to you
About you and the guys
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Quittin' school.
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Oh, that, yeah, the guys
Came in here this morning
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Lookin' for applications,
Ain't that great?
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No, I don't think
It's great, vinnie.
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Listen, can you take a
Minute off so we can talk?
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Oh, yeah, sure, look, I
Make my own hours here.
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All right, come on, sit down.
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All right, now what
Can I do for you?
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Vinnie, you know that
The guys look up to you.
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Well, yeah, I mean,
They ain't no dummies.
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Well, things have
Changed around the school,
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You see, I've became
Vice principal.
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Hey, yeah, I heard!
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Hey, congratulations,
Right on, heavy duty stuff.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Thank you!
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Now, as vice principal...
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Yeah, I heard, congratulations!
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All right!
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As vice principal, I'm
In charge of discipline.
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And if somebody does
Something wrong,
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I gotta reprimand them.
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The guys don't understand this,
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They think that
I'm deserting them.
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Well, what do you
Want me to do about it?
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Vinnie, I want you
To talk to the guys
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About quittin' school.
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It's gonna affect
Their whole life.
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And if you said somethin',
If you told them not to,
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They might listen.
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Oh, I don't think
I could do that.
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It'd be dishonest.
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I'm not asking you to
Be dishonest, vinnie,
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I'm just asking you
To tell 'em the facts.
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Mr. Kotter, the facts
Are that I quit high school
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And I got myself a
Good job with good pay.
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That's another thing I
Want to talk to you about.
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You, my friend, are
Making a big mistake, too.
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Hey, look, there ain't
Nothin' I learned in school
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That's gonna help
Me with this here job.
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Vinnie, if this is the kind of
Job you wanted to wind up with,
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You never had to go to
School in the first place.
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Now you tell me.
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Vinnie, there's nothing
Wrong with doing this,
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It's honest work, but I
Think you're better than this.
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Look, don't tell me
What I'm better than.
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Look, you ain't my
Teacher no more,
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So you just can't
Tell me what to do.
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I'll see you later, mr. Kotter.
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Come on, come on, guys,
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Let's fill out
These applications
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And then the money is
Gonna start rollin' in.
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Well, I don't know, man.
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That lady in the
Personnel department
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Didn't seem too happy to see us.
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Well, I thought she
Was rather jovial.
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We walked in, we
Asked her for jobs,
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And she was still
Laughing when we left.
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Come on, come on, let's get
Down to business here, all right?
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Here we are.
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Name, please print.
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Middle name.
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Hey, look, there's only
Room here for one name.
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I know that.
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What did you do,
Freddie, just put "Boom?"
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Look, man, don't look
Over my shoulder,
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00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,187
I'm tryin' to write.
252
00:10:57,256 --> 00:10:58,867
Give me what you got here
So I know what to write.
253
00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,135
Yeah, but, come on, don't copy.
254
00:11:00,159 --> 00:11:02,425
Come on, let me
See it, let me see it.
255
00:11:02,494 --> 00:11:05,028
Frederick percy washington.
256
00:11:11,737 --> 00:11:16,039
- percy.
- percy.
257
00:11:16,108 --> 00:11:20,677
It was my granddaddy's name.
258
00:11:20,746 --> 00:11:23,747
Percy.
259
00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:26,316
Do you mean to tell me
That the last three years
260
00:11:26,384 --> 00:11:28,385
I have allowed myself
To be pushed around
261
00:11:28,454 --> 00:11:30,554
By a percy?
262
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:36,994
Well, it's a lot better than
Being killed by one, huh?
263
00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:39,863
Oh.
264
00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,198
This is true.
265
00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,978
Come on, come on,
Let's settle down here,
266
00:11:44,002 --> 00:11:48,104
Let's rectify the rest of
These applications here.
267
00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:51,307
- percy.
- percy.
268
00:11:51,376 --> 00:11:53,710
I hate short people.
269
00:11:59,951 --> 00:12:03,086
Okay, here's the
First question here.
270
00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:06,656
"Do you have social security?"
271
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,430
Yes.
272
00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:17,634
But only among close friends.
273
00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:24,741
"How far have you
Gone in school?"
274
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:31,993
Not too far in school,
275
00:12:32,017 --> 00:12:37,754
But I had a couple of
Good nights at the drive-in.
276
00:12:37,823 --> 00:12:41,357
"What job are you applying for
277
00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:45,996
And how much do
You expect to make?"
278
00:12:46,064 --> 00:12:47,809
Well, if I gotta guess
What I'm gonna make,
279
00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:52,702
Let them guess
What I'm gonna do.
280
00:12:52,771 --> 00:12:56,606
"Have you had any
Nursing experience?"
281
00:13:03,815 --> 00:13:06,683
No.
282
00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:10,553
I was a bottle baby.
283
00:13:17,662 --> 00:13:20,430
Grade point average.
284
00:13:20,498 --> 00:13:23,534
I'd say we average a
Grade every two years.
285
00:13:23,602 --> 00:13:25,768
- put that down.
- I'll put that down.
286
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,273
Oh.
287
00:13:30,342 --> 00:13:33,110
Here comes a hardy.
288
00:13:33,178 --> 00:13:36,179
High school graduated?
289
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,483
Just leave it blank.
290
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:41,729
- yeah, that's it.
- that's good, that's good.
291
00:13:41,753 --> 00:13:44,988
Previous employment.
292
00:13:45,056 --> 00:13:47,790
Blank.
293
00:13:47,859 --> 00:13:51,361
X-ray, lab technician,
294
00:13:51,429 --> 00:13:55,331
Computer operations, clerical.
295
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,835
Blankety-blank-blank-blank.
296
00:13:58,904 --> 00:14:02,706
Chances of getting
A job around here.
297
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:09,991
Mr. Howard, are you awake?
298
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,214
Yeah.
299
00:14:11,283 --> 00:14:13,316
Good.
300
00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:15,285
You're kinda late today, vinnie.
301
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:16,864
I didn't think you were coming.
302
00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:18,799
Didn't think I was
Coming, are you kidding?
303
00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,056
Would I do that?
304
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,325
Look, how else would you
Get your baseball scores?
305
00:14:22,394 --> 00:14:24,239
All right, last night
The mets lost again.
306
00:14:24,263 --> 00:14:25,595
Sorry to tell you this.
307
00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,298
Bases loaded, ninth
Inning, two men out,
308
00:14:28,366 --> 00:14:29,532
They didn't score.
309
00:14:29,601 --> 00:14:31,112
I can't do it... I'd give
You better news,
310
00:14:31,136 --> 00:14:35,439
But if those guys won't hit,
You can't help it, you know?
311
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,140
How do you feel today?
312
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:38,975
Not real good today, vinnie.
313
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:40,143
You know why?
314
00:14:40,211 --> 00:14:44,881
'cause I've been putting
Stuff in your water.
315
00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:46,094
You would have been
Out of here a week ago
316
00:14:46,118 --> 00:14:47,162
If it wasn't for me.
317
00:14:47,186 --> 00:14:49,952
You're such a kidder.
318
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,890
Why would you want to keep an
Old grouch like me around here?
319
00:14:53,958 --> 00:14:55,003
Well, why should
I want you to go,
320
00:14:55,027 --> 00:14:56,526
You're my favorite patient.
321
00:14:56,595 --> 00:14:59,028
I bet you say that to
All your patients, vinnie.
322
00:14:59,097 --> 00:15:02,866
Well, almost all.
323
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:04,567
I was only kidding.
324
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:07,015
Look, no, the real reason is
'cause you're the only patient
325
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,674
That saves me their pudding.
326
00:15:11,743 --> 00:15:14,711
Do you mind if I stick
Around and make a bed?
327
00:15:14,780 --> 00:15:17,146
I love to make beds.
328
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:20,316
You know, it's really
My favorite thing here.
329
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,196
Nurse baker also
Says that I'm probably
330
00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:26,390
The best bed maker she's got.
331
00:15:26,458 --> 00:15:30,694
I even took bed in school.
332
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:32,729
See, the trick of all this,
333
00:15:32,797 --> 00:15:34,631
Is that it's in the wrists.
334
00:15:34,699 --> 00:15:36,033
You see, like this.
335
00:15:36,101 --> 00:15:37,178
It's real finesse like.
336
00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,868
You go like this.
337
00:15:46,611 --> 00:15:48,678
See, that's why
They give you two,
338
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:54,251
In case the first
One gets dirty.
339
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:56,086
Yeah, you know what else,
340
00:15:56,155 --> 00:15:57,732
I also like up in
The third floor
341
00:15:57,756 --> 00:15:59,122
With all those little kids.
342
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,858
The other day, this
Little kid came in to see me,
343
00:16:01,927 --> 00:16:03,593
He had a broken leg,
344
00:16:03,662 --> 00:16:06,729
And he asked me if I
Would sign his cast.
345
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,766
So, I signed it "Burt reynolds."
346
00:16:11,770 --> 00:16:14,371
Now you've gotta get
The hospital corners.
347
00:16:22,781 --> 00:16:24,225
The little kid next
To him thought
348
00:16:24,249 --> 00:16:26,749
That I really was
Burt reynolds, right?
349
00:16:26,818 --> 00:16:29,119
So...
350
00:16:29,187 --> 00:16:33,556
I figured I'm kiddin' him, but
What the heck, you know?
351
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:36,192
So...
352
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:52,387
You know, before I got this job,
353
00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:55,145
I couldn't even make a bed.
354
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:58,915
Mr. Howard, you sleepin'?
355
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,517
Mr. Howard, are you sleepin'?
356
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,653
Mr. Howard, are you okay?
357
00:17:03,722 --> 00:17:06,223
Oh no.
358
00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:08,002
Mr. Howard, are you all right?
359
00:17:08,026 --> 00:17:09,359
Oh no.
360
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:12,696
What do I do?
361
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:14,897
Nurse, doctor!
362
00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,604
50 cc's adrenaline, stat.
363
00:17:21,673 --> 00:17:23,350
How long has this
Man been like this?
364
00:17:23,374 --> 00:17:25,742
I was just telling him a
Story, I was making a bed, right,
365
00:17:25,811 --> 00:17:27,978
And then I thought
He was sleeping,
366
00:17:28,046 --> 00:17:29,724
I came over and then
He started to moan
367
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,158
And that's when I
Ran and got you guys.
368
00:17:31,182 --> 00:17:33,516
Why didn't you push
The emergency button?
369
00:17:33,585 --> 00:17:34,896
I didn't know where it was.
370
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,030
Everybody who
Works in this hospital
371
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:36,986
Should know where that is.
372
00:17:37,055 --> 00:17:38,188
Oxygen, nurse, quickly.
373
00:17:38,256 --> 00:17:39,567
Are you moving him to
Intensive care, doctor?
374
00:17:39,591 --> 00:17:41,024
We can't move this patient.
375
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:42,203
- barbarino?
- yes?
376
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:43,904
Get a crash cart
Down here immediately.
377
00:17:43,928 --> 00:17:45,729
Right away.
378
00:17:45,797 --> 00:17:47,664
Where is it?
379
00:17:47,733 --> 00:17:49,899
It's down the hall.
380
00:17:49,968 --> 00:17:51,902
What is it?
381
00:17:51,970 --> 00:17:54,337
A crash cart, you idiot.
382
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,839
I'm so confused.
383
00:18:03,114 --> 00:18:05,248
Nurse baker, how's mr. Howard?
384
00:18:05,316 --> 00:18:06,816
He's gonna be fine.
385
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,952
I was sort of worried
About him, you know?
386
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:12,422
I know you were.
387
00:18:12,490 --> 00:18:13,423
Can I talk to you?
388
00:18:13,491 --> 00:18:14,558
Yes, what is it?
389
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,770
Well, I feel like
Everything in there
390
00:18:15,794 --> 00:18:17,626
Was sort of my fault, you know?
391
00:18:17,695 --> 00:18:19,106
I didn't know where the
Emergency button was,
392
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:20,541
I didn't know where
The crash cart was.
393
00:18:20,565 --> 00:18:21,797
It was so stupid.
394
00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:24,334
Vinnie, everybody's stupid
When they first start.
395
00:18:24,402 --> 00:18:26,703
All you have to do
Is watch and learn.
396
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:28,671
Yeah, well, I don't
Think I can do that.
397
00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:30,385
Vinnie, if you can
Learn in high school,
398
00:18:30,409 --> 00:18:32,175
You can learn here.
399
00:18:36,648 --> 00:18:39,482
Yeah, well, I guess I gotta
Learn somewhere, you know?
400
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,817
So is mr. Howard
Up, can I talk to him?
401
00:18:41,886 --> 00:18:44,053
Yes, he was even
Talking when I left.
402
00:18:44,122 --> 00:18:45,856
He didn't make
Much sense though.
403
00:18:45,924 --> 00:18:51,494
He told me to say
Hello to burt reynolds.
404
00:18:51,563 --> 00:18:53,363
Thanks, mrs. Baker.
405
00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,630
Hey, vinnie.
406
00:18:54,699 --> 00:18:56,010
Vinnie, we need a
Little help, buddy.
407
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:58,234
Yeah, we're not
Having such good luck
408
00:18:58,303 --> 00:18:59,836
Down there at personnel.
409
00:18:59,905 --> 00:19:01,248
Oh, you guys are
Wasting your time.
410
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:03,150
Look, if you'd go down and
Put in a good word for us,
411
00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:04,785
We wouldn't have
To waste any time.
412
00:19:04,809 --> 00:19:06,476
Why do you even want this job?
413
00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,012
To make a lot of cash money.
414
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:12,815
I make $68.50 a week and $10
Of that goes to uncle sam.
415
00:19:12,884 --> 00:19:14,984
Oh, sure, you get
Your uncle a job here
416
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:19,555
But not your friends.
417
00:19:19,624 --> 00:19:21,390
Hey, vinnie, check it out, man.
418
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:24,661
We want to get a job here so
We can get over like you, man.
419
00:19:24,729 --> 00:19:26,262
Yeah, you know how I get over?
420
00:19:26,330 --> 00:19:27,374
This is how I get over.
421
00:19:27,398 --> 00:19:29,065
Watch this.
422
00:19:29,134 --> 00:19:30,066
I mop all day.
423
00:19:30,135 --> 00:19:32,168
You think you can do this, huh?
424
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,537
We could learn.
425
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,150
Yeah, well, this ain't
The place to do it.
426
00:19:36,174 --> 00:19:37,452
That's why they got schools
427
00:19:37,476 --> 00:19:42,144
And that's why they
Got teachers like kotter.
428
00:19:42,213 --> 00:19:43,345
Man.
429
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,665
I have here before me
Your first assignment,
430
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,633
Which was to write a
One page composition
431
00:19:52,657 --> 00:19:55,124
On the most important current
Event during the summer.
432
00:19:55,193 --> 00:19:57,660
And I am very happy to say
That everybody handed one in.
433
00:19:57,729 --> 00:20:00,764
Hey, a new record.
434
00:20:00,832 --> 00:20:02,064
Yes, a new record.
435
00:20:02,133 --> 00:20:05,735
Unfortunately, some of
Them are not acceptable.
436
00:20:05,803 --> 00:20:09,105
Like this one over
Here by richard.
437
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:11,941
Most important current
Event during the summer.
438
00:20:12,009 --> 00:20:14,210
"I reached puberty."
439
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:20,250
And this one over here I
Don't understand at all.
440
00:20:20,319 --> 00:20:22,586
"Eight hubcaps, three
Side-view mirrors,
441
00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:25,755
And one eight-track
Tape player."
442
00:20:25,824 --> 00:20:26,968
Excuse me, mr. Kotter,
443
00:20:26,992 --> 00:20:28,569
I think there's been
A little mistake here.
444
00:20:28,593 --> 00:20:34,564
That's not my homework,
That's my shopping list.
445
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:37,467
Here, here's my
Homework right here.
446
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:41,971
That's our homework right there.
447
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:44,152
Carvelli, do you really
Intend to steal these things?
448
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,209
I was gonna lease 'em.
449
00:20:47,278 --> 00:20:48,589
I asked you a
Question, carvelli.
450
00:20:48,613 --> 00:20:50,880
Do you really intend to
Steal what's on that paper?
451
00:20:50,948 --> 00:20:53,483
I refuse to answer that question
452
00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:57,220
On the grounds I
Might incinerate myself.
453
00:20:57,289 --> 00:21:00,389
He said we take the fifth.
454
00:21:00,458 --> 00:21:01,768
Why don't you just
Take your seat, go ahead.
455
00:21:01,792 --> 00:21:03,025
Sure.
456
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,039
Was trying for a little
Bit of levity, mr. Kotter.
457
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:09,466
We are not here
To levitate, carvelli.
458
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:12,335
Okay, now turn to page
23 in your work book.
459
00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:15,205
But I don't want to turn
To page 23, mr. Kotter.
460
00:21:15,273 --> 00:21:16,750
See, those are the
First two numbers
461
00:21:16,774 --> 00:21:21,444
Of my old man's prison uniform.
462
00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,880
All right, let's get
Something straight right now.
463
00:21:23,948 --> 00:21:25,593
If you want to get
Anything out of school,
464
00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:27,150
You've gotta do the work.
465
00:21:27,219 --> 00:21:31,787
You don't wanna do the work,
I wanna tell you something.
466
00:21:31,856 --> 00:21:34,557
What's out there
Can be pretty ugly.
467
00:21:41,032 --> 00:21:43,733
Thanks a lot, mr. Kotter.
468
00:21:43,801 --> 00:21:48,204
See, I told you I should
Have been in front.
469
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:49,717
What are you guys doing here?
470
00:21:49,741 --> 00:21:52,075
I miss my lucky chair.
471
00:21:52,143 --> 00:21:56,412
And I just couldn't
Stay away, big buckaroo.
472
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:59,849
I guess I got chalk
Dust in my veins.
473
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:01,684
Hey, yo, check it
Out, mr. Kotter,
474
00:22:01,753 --> 00:22:04,654
We decided to give
You one more chance.
475
00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,033
Yeah, but this is
Your last chance
476
00:22:06,057 --> 00:22:07,669
'cause if we're still
Stupid next year,
477
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,425
Forget it.
478
00:22:19,504 --> 00:22:21,504
Okay, now, your
Assignment for tomorrow
479
00:22:21,573 --> 00:22:25,041
Will be to read pages 32
Through the end of the chapter
480
00:22:25,110 --> 00:22:29,479
Which is on page 58, and
Write a brief summary on them.
481
00:22:29,547 --> 00:22:31,826
Mr. Kotter, I've gotta be
Excused from homework tonight.
482
00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:33,783
I'm working at the
Hospital, night shift.
483
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:39,121
Yeah, vinnie works
Much better after dark.
484
00:22:39,190 --> 00:22:41,257
Vinnie, listen, if you
Really want to be a doctor,
485
00:22:41,325 --> 00:22:42,903
I suggest that
You finish school,
486
00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:44,839
So you better find some
Time to do your homework.
487
00:22:44,863 --> 00:22:46,996
If this guy becomes a doctor,
488
00:22:47,065 --> 00:22:51,267
The newspaper's gonna need
Much bigger obituary columns.
489
00:22:53,204 --> 00:22:54,315
Let me tell you something.
490
00:22:54,339 --> 00:22:56,259
Vinnie's gonna be
A great doctor.
491
00:22:56,307 --> 00:22:58,941
He already knows two things
You can say to any patient.
492
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:03,912
"Where does it hurt?"
And "That'll be $35."
493
00:23:03,981 --> 00:23:09,618
Yeah, vinnie might even
Find a cure for acne.
494
00:23:09,687 --> 00:23:11,787
Okay, okay, that's enough.
495
00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,089
Let's get to work.
496
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,802
Yeah, well, we didn't come
Back to school to work,
497
00:23:14,826 --> 00:23:18,728
We came back for the annual
Woodman lookalike contest.
498
00:23:18,797 --> 00:23:21,598
Check it out, mr. Woodman.
499
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,833
Kotter, I got good
News for your class.
500
00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:26,636
Flea collars are now
Coming out in school colors.
501
00:23:29,707 --> 00:23:31,285
Hey, freddie, freddie,
That was good,
502
00:23:31,309 --> 00:23:32,453
But it wasn't surly enough.
503
00:23:32,477 --> 00:23:34,843
You gotta get real surly.
504
00:23:34,912 --> 00:23:39,148
Kotter, let me say
One thing, kotter.
505
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:41,150
We're gonna fumigate the school,
506
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:46,122
So we have to get rid of
The sweathogs for a week.
507
00:23:46,191 --> 00:23:47,557
Understand that, kotter?
508
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,825
I hate sweathogs,
They're not people.
509
00:23:49,894 --> 00:23:51,327
They're lil' monsters.
510
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:52,573
They're lil' monsters, kotter,
511
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:54,663
They're just lil' monsters.
512
00:24:05,310 --> 00:24:07,443
What's going on here, kotter?
513
00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:11,313
We have a winner!
514
00:24:11,382 --> 00:24:13,283
You little monsters.
515
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,088
Okay, everybody, turn to page 23
516
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:21,791
And welcome back.
517
00:24:28,867 --> 00:24:34,503
♪
518
00:24:36,674 --> 00:24:39,374
♪ welcome back ♪
519
00:24:39,443 --> 00:24:43,046
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
520
00:24:43,114 --> 00:24:45,348
♪ welcome back ♪
521
00:24:45,416 --> 00:24:50,319
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
522
00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:52,355
♪ well the names
Have all changed
523
00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,624
Since you hung around ♪
524
00:24:54,692 --> 00:24:56,893
♪ but those dreams have remained
525
00:24:56,961 --> 00:24:58,961
And they've turned around ♪
526
00:24:59,030 --> 00:25:00,941
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
527
00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:03,005
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
528
00:25:03,067 --> 00:25:04,968
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
529
00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:07,203
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
530
00:25:07,272 --> 00:25:09,205
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
531
00:25:09,274 --> 00:25:11,373
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
532
00:25:11,442 --> 00:25:13,610
♪ welcome back ♪
533
00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:17,914
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
534
00:25:17,982 --> 00:25:20,483
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
535
00:25:20,551 --> 00:25:22,952
♪ welcome back ♪
536
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:26,722
♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
537
00:25:26,791 --> 00:25:29,058
♪ welcome back ♪
538
00:25:29,127 --> 00:25:31,060
♪ and I smile when I think
539
00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:33,696
How you must've been ♪
540
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:35,298
♪ and I know ♪♪
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