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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,868 --> 00:00:04,402 - listen to this one. - okay. 2 00:00:04,470 --> 00:00:05,781 My uncle leonard Bought an octopus. 3 00:00:05,805 --> 00:00:07,171 Yeah? 4 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:09,118 And my aunt sophie, she says, "Why'd you buy an octopus?" 5 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:11,019 He says, "Because I'm gonna Make a million dollars, 6 00:00:11,043 --> 00:00:13,944 I'm gonna teach this Octopus to play the bagpipes." 7 00:00:14,013 --> 00:00:15,346 Uh-huh. 8 00:00:15,415 --> 00:00:19,250 So he locks the octopus In a room with the bagpipes 9 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,652 -and he checks an Hour later, -yeah? 10 00:00:21,721 --> 00:00:23,888 To see if the octopus Is playing the bagpipes, 11 00:00:23,957 --> 00:00:25,701 - yeah? - comes back outta the room 12 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,970 My aunt sophie says, "Well, Was the octopus playing 13 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:29,560 The bagpipes?" 14 00:00:29,629 --> 00:00:34,498 He said, "No, he was Making love to it." 15 00:00:36,569 --> 00:00:41,439 ♪ 16 00:00:43,809 --> 00:00:46,477 ♪ welcome back ♪ 17 00:00:46,545 --> 00:00:50,348 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 18 00:00:50,416 --> 00:00:52,650 ♪ welcome back ♪ 19 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:57,221 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 20 00:00:57,290 --> 00:00:59,390 ♪ well the names Have all changed 21 00:00:59,459 --> 00:01:01,491 Since you hung around ♪ 22 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:03,760 ♪ but those dreams have remained 23 00:01:03,830 --> 00:01:06,230 And they've turned around ♪ 24 00:01:06,299 --> 00:01:08,210 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 25 00:01:08,234 --> 00:01:10,112 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 26 00:01:10,136 --> 00:01:12,136 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 27 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,404 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 28 00:01:14,473 --> 00:01:16,373 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 29 00:01:16,442 --> 00:01:18,675 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 30 00:01:18,744 --> 00:01:20,811 ♪ welcome back ♪ 31 00:01:20,880 --> 00:01:26,484 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪♪ 32 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:44,268 What do you say, judy? 33 00:01:44,337 --> 00:01:46,137 Will you sign our petition here? 34 00:01:46,205 --> 00:01:47,872 Petition? 35 00:01:47,940 --> 00:01:50,508 What are you guys trying to Do, give one of the sweathogs 36 00:01:50,576 --> 00:01:55,445 A stay of execution? 37 00:01:57,950 --> 00:02:01,118 Nah, it been two or three Semesters since there was 38 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:05,456 Any sweathogs on death row. 39 00:02:05,524 --> 00:02:08,426 Oh, excuse me, I Gotta go to class. 40 00:02:08,494 --> 00:02:10,027 Sure. 41 00:02:10,096 --> 00:02:13,164 Right after you sign a Petition to can mr. Woodman 42 00:02:13,232 --> 00:02:15,077 And get mr. Kotter As vice principal. 43 00:02:15,101 --> 00:02:16,300 Go on, sign it. 44 00:02:16,369 --> 00:02:18,902 But I like mr. Woodman. 45 00:02:18,971 --> 00:02:24,341 You like mr. Woodman? 46 00:02:24,410 --> 00:02:26,109 Nobody likes mr. Woodman. 47 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:31,848 Liking mr. Woodman Is like, like liking gunk. 48 00:02:31,917 --> 00:02:34,485 Oh, yeah? 49 00:02:34,553 --> 00:02:40,023 Well, tough! 50 00:02:40,092 --> 00:02:45,028 - all right, what's the deal? - hey, little juan, hi, vinnie! 51 00:02:50,370 --> 00:02:52,836 All right, freddie, how Many names you got so far? 52 00:02:52,905 --> 00:02:58,809 Well, that depends, how Many times am I allowed to sign? 53 00:02:58,878 --> 00:03:03,747 Good morning! 54 00:03:05,751 --> 00:03:08,719 Hey, how're you guys doing? 55 00:03:08,787 --> 00:03:10,987 Ah, that must be the famous 56 00:03:11,056 --> 00:03:13,390 "Kotter for vice Principal" petition. 57 00:03:13,459 --> 00:03:16,360 Oh? 58 00:03:16,428 --> 00:03:18,395 You've heard about it? 59 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,704 Heard about it, the entire School knows about it. 60 00:03:20,733 --> 00:03:22,611 The nurses office is Filled with students 61 00:03:22,635 --> 00:03:26,503 Epstein persuaded to sign. 62 00:03:26,572 --> 00:03:31,041 That's my little margie. 63 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,810 Ah, some of 'em just needed, You know, a little incentive. 64 00:03:33,879 --> 00:03:38,883 Yeah, I saw the nurse putting an Icepack on somebody's incentive. 65 00:03:38,951 --> 00:03:42,252 Yeah. Mr. Kott-aire, Mr. Woodman's contract is up. 66 00:03:42,321 --> 00:03:44,366 Yeah, and the school Board, they might not 67 00:03:44,390 --> 00:03:49,193 Renovate the contract. 68 00:03:49,262 --> 00:03:50,894 Renew the contract. 69 00:03:50,963 --> 00:03:52,607 Yeah, renew, Renovate, reconcile, 70 00:03:52,631 --> 00:03:55,666 It's all the same thing. 71 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:59,269 I have certain reason to believe That a certain job was discussed 72 00:03:59,338 --> 00:04:02,573 With a certain mr-kott-aire? 73 00:04:02,642 --> 00:04:07,511 Yeah, and you are that Certain mr. Kott-aire. 74 00:04:09,648 --> 00:04:11,615 How do you guys know all this? 75 00:04:11,684 --> 00:04:14,044 Well, yesterday, principal Lazarus, he wrote out a memo 76 00:04:14,086 --> 00:04:15,597 And then he Showed it to epstein. 77 00:04:15,621 --> 00:04:18,689 Habadababa! 78 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:21,925 Principal lazarus Showed it to epstein? 79 00:04:21,994 --> 00:04:25,663 Yeah, more or less. 80 00:04:25,731 --> 00:04:30,134 It was sitting in the bottom Of his desk drawer and uh... 81 00:04:30,202 --> 00:04:33,771 You know old jack lazarus, He stepped out for a moment. 82 00:04:33,839 --> 00:04:37,808 He obviously Wanted me to see it! 83 00:04:37,877 --> 00:04:41,111 Obviously, all right, Guys come on, sit down. 84 00:04:41,180 --> 00:04:45,215 Listen, I want to thank you For thinking of me, but, uh, 85 00:04:45,284 --> 00:04:48,452 I'm happy doing what I'm doing And that's what I told lazarus. 86 00:04:48,521 --> 00:04:51,422 Okay, now can we turn To page 24, I wanted you... 87 00:04:51,490 --> 00:04:52,956 Hi, hello everybody. 88 00:04:53,025 --> 00:04:58,028 Uncle woody here. 89 00:04:58,097 --> 00:05:00,497 Mind if I pop in for a sec? 90 00:05:00,566 --> 00:05:03,667 Oh, look! 91 00:05:03,736 --> 00:05:08,739 It's pop 'n fresh. 92 00:05:11,343 --> 00:05:16,614 The buchanan dough boy. 93 00:05:16,682 --> 00:05:21,919 How exhilarating to be The brunt of your jokes. 94 00:05:21,988 --> 00:05:24,788 Can this be the same mr. Woodman Who has dedicated his life 95 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:30,327 To the overthrow of Laughter and happiness? 96 00:05:30,395 --> 00:05:33,530 Another delightful bit Of ridicule at my expense. 97 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:37,167 You know, boys, it's Time we got closer. 98 00:05:37,236 --> 00:05:40,337 What do you say I take you To the jets game on sunday? 99 00:05:40,405 --> 00:05:45,276 The jets are playing in oakland. 100 00:05:46,478 --> 00:05:50,581 So, it's just a Five day bus ride. 101 00:05:50,649 --> 00:05:52,716 Yeah, it'd be terrific, Five days on a bus. 102 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:57,855 Bring along an Extra set of kidneys. 103 00:05:57,924 --> 00:06:02,860 He ain't bussing me nowhere. 104 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:09,834 All right, boys. 105 00:06:09,902 --> 00:06:12,236 How about dropping This silly petition? 106 00:06:12,304 --> 00:06:16,106 No way, mr. Kotter's gonna Make a great vice principal. 107 00:06:16,175 --> 00:06:20,844 What does kotter Have that I haven't got? 108 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:25,783 For starters, More than one suit. 109 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,687 Yeah, and he doesn't crawl Behind a rock twice a year 110 00:06:30,756 --> 00:06:34,592 To shed his skin. 111 00:06:34,660 --> 00:06:35,960 Mr. Woodman, I... 112 00:06:36,028 --> 00:06:38,628 You know what's Wrong with you, kotter? 113 00:06:38,697 --> 00:06:40,664 Ruthless ambition. 114 00:06:40,732 --> 00:06:43,533 Now, remember: power corrupts. 115 00:06:43,602 --> 00:06:48,272 Look at me! 116 00:06:48,340 --> 00:06:53,277 Mr. Woodman, I Don't want your job! 117 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:01,851 No, your sister has been asleep For two hours already, robin, 118 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:06,757 You cannot stay up and see who Johnny carson's guest host is. 119 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:10,193 No, you can't, I'm sorry. 120 00:07:10,262 --> 00:07:12,362 - hello, lefty! - hiya, honey 121 00:07:12,431 --> 00:07:13,664 And who's this? 122 00:07:13,732 --> 00:07:16,567 How're you doing, robin Bobbin, how're you doing? 123 00:07:16,635 --> 00:07:18,780 Wanna know how you Feel today, you feel okay? 124 00:07:18,804 --> 00:07:21,004 Oh, julie, look, you made The school newspaper. 125 00:07:21,039 --> 00:07:22,373 I did? 126 00:07:22,441 --> 00:07:25,876 Yeah, right under "Teachers are human too." 127 00:07:25,944 --> 00:07:28,812 "Everyone wished mrs. Kotter a Speedy recovery after breaking 128 00:07:28,881 --> 00:07:32,349 Her arm trying to act like a Teenager on a skateboard." 129 00:07:32,418 --> 00:07:33,917 Teenager? 130 00:07:33,986 --> 00:07:36,453 You know I read today that Three orthopedic surgeons said 131 00:07:36,521 --> 00:07:38,221 That skate boarding's good. 132 00:07:38,290 --> 00:07:40,324 Yes, for their business. 133 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:41,736 Julie, you gotta watch Out for those things, 134 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:44,828 You know, my school insurance Only covers pregnancies. 135 00:07:44,897 --> 00:07:46,875 You mean if I carry this Things around for nine months, 136 00:07:46,899 --> 00:07:49,266 They'll pay for it? 137 00:07:49,335 --> 00:07:52,402 You'll need to go Through natural cast-off. 138 00:07:52,471 --> 00:07:57,107 Robin bobbin, time to go To sleep, let's go, come on. 139 00:07:57,176 --> 00:07:59,376 Night. 140 00:07:59,445 --> 00:08:00,377 Hey, julie? 141 00:08:00,446 --> 00:08:01,812 What? 142 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,692 Julie, guess what Happened in school today? 143 00:08:03,716 --> 00:08:05,082 What? 144 00:08:05,150 --> 00:08:07,110 Guess what happened In school today? 145 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:09,185 What? 146 00:08:09,254 --> 00:08:11,955 What are you yelling about? 147 00:08:12,024 --> 00:08:13,835 The kids found out about My meeting with lazarus 148 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:16,360 And they signed a petition To get me to replace woodman. 149 00:08:16,428 --> 00:08:17,761 Really? 150 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,830 Really, those crazy kids. 151 00:08:19,899 --> 00:08:21,832 Well, what's so crazy about it? 152 00:08:21,901 --> 00:08:23,445 You know I told you last Week that I thought you'd make 153 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,469 A great vice principal. 154 00:08:25,538 --> 00:08:26,578 You really think so? 155 00:08:26,606 --> 00:08:27,938 Sure. 156 00:08:28,007 --> 00:08:29,417 All you have to Know how to do is say, 157 00:08:29,441 --> 00:08:34,377 "I'm gonna call your mother," In five different languages. 158 00:08:35,648 --> 00:08:37,080 There's more to it than that. 159 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,428 You gotta know how to say, "I'm not gonna call your mother 160 00:08:39,452 --> 00:08:42,819 So get your hands off my neck." 161 00:08:42,888 --> 00:08:45,422 Anyway, what would Woodman do if I took his job? 162 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:47,035 But, you know, at least it Would give him more free time 163 00:08:47,059 --> 00:08:51,161 To train his tarantula. 164 00:08:51,230 --> 00:08:53,530 You know, I think I sort of... 165 00:08:53,599 --> 00:08:57,101 I'm used to woodman, He's comfortable, 166 00:08:57,169 --> 00:09:00,871 Sort of like an old shoe. 167 00:09:00,940 --> 00:09:03,085 Oh, I can understand it honey, But just think about what 168 00:09:03,109 --> 00:09:04,441 All the extra money'd do. 169 00:09:04,509 --> 00:09:07,310 I mean, we could pay Off some of these bills. 170 00:09:07,379 --> 00:09:09,457 Why are you always Worried about these bills? 171 00:09:09,481 --> 00:09:12,749 Honey, I pay these bills The same month they come in. 172 00:09:12,818 --> 00:09:16,620 Different year, but same month. 173 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:20,324 Oh, well, I didn't marry You for your money anyway. 174 00:09:20,392 --> 00:09:22,793 Julie, we're gonna be all Right as far as money goes. 175 00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:27,063 As long as the twins Pay their rent on time. 176 00:09:27,132 --> 00:09:28,065 You know what bothers me though? 177 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:29,644 - what? - the kids. 178 00:09:29,668 --> 00:09:31,513 I mean I'm always telling 'em, "Improve yourself." 179 00:09:31,537 --> 00:09:33,581 Mr. Kotter, big teacher, Improve yourself. 180 00:09:33,605 --> 00:09:35,284 Now, when I get my own Opportunity to do it, 181 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,341 I don't take advantage of it. 182 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,076 Well honey, what Are you gonna do? 183 00:09:40,145 --> 00:09:41,757 - I know what I'm gonna do. - what? 184 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:43,414 I'm gonna sign your cast. 185 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:46,183 Now, there's a Solution, okay, here. 186 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:51,188 I'm gonna write Something really sexy. 187 00:09:53,491 --> 00:09:58,361 Okay, but you gotta take Me out to dinner first. 188 00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,002 Hello, kotter. 189 00:10:06,071 --> 00:10:08,405 I'd like a word with You before class. 190 00:10:08,474 --> 00:10:09,706 Okay? 191 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,509 It's about your plans to Oppose me for vice principal. 192 00:10:12,578 --> 00:10:13,821 Mr. Woodman, that's Not exactly true, 193 00:10:13,845 --> 00:10:15,179 I've been trying to tell you... 194 00:10:15,247 --> 00:10:17,059 Kotter, do you think it's Easy to be vice principal? 195 00:10:17,083 --> 00:10:18,415 I don't care. 196 00:10:18,484 --> 00:10:23,320 Let me tell you what's Involved in this job. 197 00:10:23,389 --> 00:10:25,422 You think I'm happy Doing this, kotter? 198 00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:31,762 I have to do this... Three hours every day, 199 00:10:31,830 --> 00:10:37,134 Five days every week, Fifty weeks every year. 200 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:38,635 Mr. Woodman, it doesn't matter! 201 00:10:38,704 --> 00:10:42,105 And besides that, kotter, I have To go to every basketball game, 202 00:10:42,174 --> 00:10:46,977 Every football game, to Prove to the school that I care. 203 00:10:47,045 --> 00:10:49,546 You have to have spirit, kotter. 204 00:10:49,615 --> 00:10:53,450 I even have my own pom-poms. 205 00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:56,386 Cock-a-locka, Cock-a-locka, won't you try? 206 00:10:56,455 --> 00:11:01,324 Get another goal for Them and take us high! 207 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:08,465 That's great, mr. Woodman, Can you do the splits too? 208 00:11:08,534 --> 00:11:10,968 Listen, I don't want your job. 209 00:11:11,036 --> 00:11:15,806 Mr. Woodman, listen to Me, I don't want your job. 210 00:11:15,874 --> 00:11:17,541 Really? 211 00:11:17,609 --> 00:11:19,376 Really. 212 00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:22,646 Well, then why did you Make me crawl, kotter? 213 00:11:22,715 --> 00:11:24,681 I didn't make you crawl. 214 00:11:24,750 --> 00:11:27,717 Yes you did, you Embarrassed me for nothing. 215 00:11:27,786 --> 00:11:30,220 Mr. Woodman, I've been Trying to tell you for two days 216 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:32,523 That I don't want the job. 217 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,691 Well, let me tell you Something, kotter, 218 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:40,164 You wouldn't last Two days on this job! 219 00:11:40,232 --> 00:11:42,933 That's not exactly Fair, mr. Woodman. 220 00:11:43,002 --> 00:11:45,435 I think that I would make A good vice principal. 221 00:11:45,504 --> 00:11:49,273 I'm just, uh, I'm happy Being a teacher. 222 00:11:49,341 --> 00:11:51,741 Come on kotter, face it, you're Scared to be vice principal, 223 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:56,680 Takes real courage to ride Herd over 2,000 rampaging ruffians. 224 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:03,320 All right, come On, come in here! 225 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:06,089 You don't have to sneak Around here, there's no secrets. 226 00:12:06,158 --> 00:12:07,903 Mr. Woodman, "Riding Herd" is not the only way 227 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:09,426 To be vice principal. 228 00:12:09,495 --> 00:12:11,762 In fact, I think there's A much better way. 229 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:13,951 Well, mr. Kotter, if You really believe that, 230 00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:16,500 Why won't you go after the job? 231 00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:21,504 Because he hasn't got the guts! 232 00:12:25,144 --> 00:12:28,344 Mr. Woodman, tomorrow Morning I'm gonna go 233 00:12:28,413 --> 00:12:30,491 Down to the school board And I'm gonna tell them 234 00:12:30,515 --> 00:12:33,050 I wish they would consider Me for the job of vice principal. 235 00:12:33,118 --> 00:12:38,588 - hooray! - all right! 236 00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:42,960 Okay, kotter... Maybe You have the guts, 237 00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:47,764 But you haven't Got the pom-poms! 238 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,143 - you! - you! 239 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:51,112 -asked for it, you got it, -asked for it, you got it, 240 00:12:51,136 --> 00:12:56,006 - vice principal! - vice principal! 241 00:12:59,310 --> 00:13:01,255 Julie, how'd I get Myself into this? 242 00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:05,682 The kids pulling me one way, Woodman pushing me another way. 243 00:13:05,751 --> 00:13:09,286 I'm not a man, I'm a pool toy. 244 00:13:09,355 --> 00:13:11,688 Look, honey, I Know you can do it, 245 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:13,857 The sweathogs Know you can do it. 246 00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,806 Woodman's Challenging you to do it. 247 00:13:15,861 --> 00:13:19,229 The only one standing In your way is you. 248 00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:20,630 What about the twins? 249 00:13:20,699 --> 00:13:22,632 Do they think I can do it? 250 00:13:22,701 --> 00:13:26,136 I'll go ask them. 251 00:13:26,204 --> 00:13:28,639 But I'm sure they Feel the same way I do. 252 00:13:28,707 --> 00:13:31,708 Whatever you Want is okay with us. 253 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:36,713 Meanwhile I'm gonna go fix You a nice cup of hot cocoa. 254 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:41,351 Vice principal kotter. 255 00:13:41,420 --> 00:13:44,021 Woodman's wrong, Power won't corrupt me. 256 00:13:44,089 --> 00:13:46,890 Vice principal kotter. 257 00:13:46,958 --> 00:13:49,826 Principal kotter. 258 00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:52,962 Emperor kotter. 259 00:13:53,032 --> 00:13:57,901 King kotter. 260 00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:02,705 Now, just, just in Case, just in case, 261 00:14:02,774 --> 00:14:07,644 Come on, hand me the ball, I wanna see if I can do it. 262 00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,181 I'mma get it, just be patient. 263 00:14:11,250 --> 00:14:16,119 You was never good. 264 00:14:24,095 --> 00:14:28,965 All right, class, settle Down here, settle down now. 265 00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:38,775 This here is the year 20,050 266 00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:45,581 And one of... 267 00:14:45,651 --> 00:14:48,484 One of the things we celebrate 268 00:14:48,553 --> 00:14:53,422 At this time of the year is... 269 00:14:56,528 --> 00:15:01,531 That's the third time you've Fallen asleep this week! 270 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:08,138 What did you say? 271 00:15:08,206 --> 00:15:11,074 I said he's fallen asleep! 272 00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:14,577 He fell in the creek? 273 00:15:14,646 --> 00:15:15,712 Asleep, dog-gone-it! 274 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:17,214 Sleep, sleep, sleep! 275 00:15:17,282 --> 00:15:22,152 Oh... 276 00:15:28,527 --> 00:15:34,364 His highness, The vice principal. 277 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:39,302 ♪ 278 00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:54,952 It's vice principal Kotter-er-er-er-er. 279 00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:59,622 I told you to call me "King." 280 00:15:59,691 --> 00:16:01,391 Get down. 281 00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,460 - hail to the king. - hail the king! 282 00:16:03,528 --> 00:16:08,397 - hail, hail! - hail to the king. 283 00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:10,411 Would you please Stop this groveling? 284 00:16:10,435 --> 00:16:15,105 You'll get runs in your Orthopedic stocking. 285 00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:19,042 Hey you, kingie, King, king, hey you! 286 00:16:19,111 --> 00:16:22,746 When you gonna let me graduate? 287 00:16:22,814 --> 00:16:24,959 My dear washington, it's Quite out of the question. 288 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,617 We need you for The basketball team. 289 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:28,985 Basketball team? 290 00:16:29,053 --> 00:16:33,055 I've been playing Basketball for 75 years. 291 00:16:33,124 --> 00:16:34,323 I know. 292 00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:39,396 And don't you think it's Time you took a shower? 293 00:16:44,470 --> 00:16:47,237 What did he say? 294 00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,140 I said, "Take a shower, Take a shower!" 295 00:16:50,209 --> 00:16:55,445 Why, is there one missing? 296 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,482 That is a old joke! 297 00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:03,419 What do you want From an old fool? 298 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,491 Stop it, stop this! 299 00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:12,028 You know I banished laughter When I exiled woodman. 300 00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:17,734 You banish laughter, Then, why'd you hire me? 301 00:17:17,803 --> 00:17:23,106 Simple, you're not funny. 302 00:17:23,174 --> 00:17:24,340 Horshack? 303 00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:26,910 Yes, sire? 304 00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:32,348 I have something very Important to discuss with you. 305 00:17:32,417 --> 00:17:38,021 Ah, congratulations my son. 306 00:17:38,089 --> 00:17:40,557 I most certainly Am not your son! 307 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:44,527 Isn't this the Fairchild wedding? 308 00:17:44,596 --> 00:17:46,607 Lemme see that, this isn't The fairchild wedding, 309 00:17:46,631 --> 00:17:48,443 You're in the wrong dream, That's the fourth dream 310 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,177 To the left, come On, get out of here. 311 00:17:50,201 --> 00:17:55,738 Sorry, this is the first Dream I've ever really been in. 312 00:17:55,807 --> 00:17:57,006 Where was I? 313 00:17:57,075 --> 00:17:58,708 Oh, yes, something important. 314 00:17:58,776 --> 00:18:01,911 Horshack, my spies Tell me there's a plot 315 00:18:01,980 --> 00:18:07,417 Afloat to kill me. 316 00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:09,118 Why shouldn't we kill ya? 317 00:18:09,187 --> 00:18:14,123 You're getting To be a real drag. 318 00:18:18,030 --> 00:18:22,899 Yes and I'm going to be The new vice principal. 319 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,267 Never, never, never! 320 00:18:24,335 --> 00:18:27,603 You shall never Be vice principal! 321 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,641 As long as I am the king. 322 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:32,608 Oh, yeah? 323 00:18:32,677 --> 00:18:36,479 Well, we'll put a fix to that. 324 00:18:36,547 --> 00:18:41,417 I used to be so good looking. 325 00:18:45,757 --> 00:18:48,691 Oh, yes, look who it is, My charming daughters, 326 00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:53,629 Robin and rachel, And my wife the fossil. 327 00:18:55,767 --> 00:19:00,002 Tell me, who told you You could buy a new dress? 328 00:19:00,071 --> 00:19:04,173 Had to have something to Wear to your execution, sonny? 329 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:08,979 So! 330 00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:11,882 You're part of the plot too! 331 00:19:11,950 --> 00:19:16,819 No more uncle jokes for Me, just dead uncle jokes. 332 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:22,058 So everybody's a Part of it, all of you! 333 00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:26,395 Now, now, now, don't Look at it as a beheading. 334 00:19:26,464 --> 00:19:32,401 I want you to look At it as a crash diet. 335 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:33,970 Halt, fool! 336 00:19:34,038 --> 00:19:37,106 He's mine! 337 00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:41,511 I've waited a long Time for this guy. 338 00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:46,449 You might have my job, but You never had my pom-poms. 339 00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:50,364 Cock-a-locka, cock-a-locka, Cock-a-locka, cock-a-locka, 340 00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:52,333 Cock-a-locka, cock-a-locka, Cock-a-locka, cock-a-locka, 341 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,690 Excuse me, excuse me? 342 00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,959 Would you mind speeding Up the execution? 343 00:19:56,027 --> 00:20:00,897 This is the room for The fairchild wedding. 344 00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:08,905 No, no, no, no, no... 345 00:20:12,043 --> 00:20:17,914 No, no, no, no, no! 346 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:23,519 - honey, wake up, honey, it's me. - no, no, no, no, no! 347 00:20:23,588 --> 00:20:28,224 - wake up! - oh, oh, oh, julie, oh, honey! 348 00:20:28,293 --> 00:20:32,528 - it's okay, it's all over. - oh, honey. 349 00:20:32,597 --> 00:20:35,298 Honey, I had the Worst dream, I wa... 350 00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:39,402 I was almost Cock-a-locka'd to death. 351 00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:42,204 It's okay, it's all over honey. 352 00:20:42,274 --> 00:20:45,041 Oh, julie, I don't Wanna be king. 353 00:20:45,109 --> 00:20:48,978 Oh, and I was just gonna have Your throne reupholstered. 354 00:20:51,082 --> 00:20:53,649 That's what I was trying To tell myself in the dream. 355 00:20:53,718 --> 00:20:59,389 I don't wanna be vice principal, You know it all makes sense. 356 00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:04,327 Except for that Chinese minister. 357 00:21:07,165 --> 00:21:08,710 Hey, freddie, here's Some more names. 358 00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:11,067 Right-on, arnold Horshack, right-on, epstein, 359 00:21:11,135 --> 00:21:13,737 Right on, vinnie Barba... All right! 360 00:21:13,805 --> 00:21:16,339 We got it here, we got them Things on the petition, you... 361 00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,185 - good morning, good morning. - hey, mr. Kotter. 362 00:21:18,209 --> 00:21:20,777 Hey, mr.Kot-taire, our "Dump mr. Woodman" campaign 363 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:23,346 Is right on target, we got Enough signatures here 364 00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,849 To put you over the top. 365 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,618 Fourteen-hundred And seven names. 366 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:29,687 Yeah, yeah. 367 00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:33,757 Not counting forgeries. 368 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,058 Mr. Washington? 369 00:21:35,126 --> 00:21:39,929 Sure, mr. Kot-taire, anything For you my man, mr. V.P. 370 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,032 Guys, I got something to say. 371 00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:45,401 - yeah? - yeah? 372 00:21:45,470 --> 00:21:47,470 I don't want to Be vice principal. 373 00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,071 - what? - what? 374 00:21:49,140 --> 00:21:50,206 What? 375 00:21:50,274 --> 00:21:55,078 Woodman high Jacked the babies, huh? 376 00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:57,847 Look, this is how I Figure it, leaving a job 377 00:21:57,916 --> 00:22:00,616 That you really love for One that pays more money 378 00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:03,452 Isn't necessarily a promotion. 379 00:22:03,521 --> 00:22:08,391 I knew it, nobody ever gets Promoted outta this class. 380 00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,328 Vinnie, I think I, uh, Better stick around 381 00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:14,130 And make sure you guys do. 382 00:22:14,199 --> 00:22:19,135 You know, that's kinda nice, You not wanting to leave us. 383 00:22:21,539 --> 00:22:23,206 There you are, kotter. 384 00:22:23,275 --> 00:22:25,875 Read it and weep, you and your Gang didn't move fast enough. 385 00:22:25,944 --> 00:22:27,910 The board never Got your petition. 386 00:22:27,979 --> 00:22:31,080 I've been renewed for two years. 387 00:22:31,148 --> 00:22:33,616 Congratulations, mr. Woodman, They must've figured 388 00:22:33,685 --> 00:22:35,318 You're the best man for the job. 389 00:22:35,386 --> 00:22:38,655 Well, you know, with woodman Staying as vice principal, 390 00:22:38,723 --> 00:22:44,627 We aren't gonna have To change our graffiti. 391 00:22:44,696 --> 00:22:48,631 Mr. Chan from the school Board gave me the news himself. 392 00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:53,570 Oh, mr. Chan, come in please. 393 00:22:56,441 --> 00:22:59,008 Mr. Chan, this is mr. Kotter, 394 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,611 Unsuccessful Candidate for my job. 395 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:05,714 Oh, mr. Chan, nice to meet... 396 00:23:05,784 --> 00:23:09,051 You look, uh, very familiar. 397 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,321 So do you, mr. Kotter. 398 00:23:11,389 --> 00:23:14,958 Perhaps we met at The fairchild wedding? 399 00:23:15,026 --> 00:23:19,895 ♪ 400 00:23:23,768 --> 00:23:26,035 Mr. Woodman, we're In heaven okay? 401 00:23:26,104 --> 00:23:27,904 We're in heaven? 402 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:29,884 It's a joke, we're In heaven, okay? 403 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:31,307 All right, we're in heaven. 404 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:34,243 Okay, now there's two doors, One door has a sign above it 405 00:23:34,312 --> 00:23:37,146 That says "Men that were Henpecked by their wives." 406 00:23:37,215 --> 00:23:38,926 The other door has a Sign above it that says, 407 00:23:38,950 --> 00:23:40,216 "Men that were boss." 408 00:23:40,285 --> 00:23:42,196 Now there's a long Line of guys waiting 409 00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:43,730 To get into the door That says, "Men that were 410 00:23:43,754 --> 00:23:45,154 Henpecked by their wives." 411 00:23:45,223 --> 00:23:48,090 But there's only one guy waiting To get into the door that says 412 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,193 "Men that were boss." 413 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:52,361 - one guy? - one guy. 414 00:23:52,430 --> 00:23:54,530 So st. Peter comes Up to him and says, 415 00:23:54,598 --> 00:23:57,433 "I wonder why you're the Only guy waiting in this line?" 416 00:23:57,501 --> 00:24:01,770 And he says, "I dunno, my Wife told me to stand here." 417 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:06,709 ♪ 418 00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:18,120 ♪ 419 00:24:20,024 --> 00:24:22,692 ♪ welcome back ♪ 420 00:24:22,761 --> 00:24:26,495 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 421 00:24:26,564 --> 00:24:28,631 ♪ welcome back ♪ 422 00:24:28,699 --> 00:24:33,436 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 423 00:24:33,505 --> 00:24:35,604 ♪ well the names Have all changed 424 00:24:35,673 --> 00:24:37,907 Since you hung around ♪ 425 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:39,942 ♪ but those dreams have remained 426 00:24:40,011 --> 00:24:42,278 And they've turned around ♪ 427 00:24:42,347 --> 00:24:44,514 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 428 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,649 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 429 00:24:46,718 --> 00:24:48,884 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 430 00:24:48,953 --> 00:24:50,565 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 431 00:24:50,589 --> 00:24:52,488 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot 432 00:24:52,557 --> 00:24:54,790 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 433 00:24:54,859 --> 00:24:57,093 ♪ welcome back ♪ 434 00:24:57,161 --> 00:25:01,297 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 435 00:25:01,366 --> 00:25:03,432 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 436 00:25:03,501 --> 00:25:05,902 ♪ welcome back ♪♪ 32696

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