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Honey, did I ever tell
You about my uncle bart?
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Bart kotter?
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Yes, bart kotter, the
Famous prospector.
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Okay.
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One time he was
Prospecting for gold
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With his friend jesus
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And his friend jesus gets
Bitten by a rattlesnake
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Right on the foot!
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- the foot!
- yes.
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So he says, "Bart,
You gotta help me,
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I got bitten by a
Rattlesnake right on my foot.
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Go get a doctor
Quick, do somethin'!"
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What did bart do?
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Bart rides into town to get
A doctor and the doctor said,
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"I can't go now, I've got to
Deliver a baby this afternoon.
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I'll tell you what
You do though,
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You gotta cut open the wound
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And you gotta suck
Out all the poison,
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Otherwise your
Friend is gonna die."
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My, my.
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So, uncle bart rides back there
And jesus is there and he says,
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"Hey, bart, did you
See the doctor?
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What are we gonna do about
The rattlesnake bite on my foot?
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What did the doctor say?"
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And bart says, "Doctor
Said you're gonna die."
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪♪
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♪
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You ready, my man?
Yeah? You ready?
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Freddie is ready also.
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Okay, here we go.
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♪ shada-dada dig, dig, dig ♪
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Hold it, hold it,
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This is the part where
I'm supposed to sing
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"Dig, dig, dig" all by myself.
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No, it ain't because
You ain't been doing
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The "Dig, digs" right, you dig?
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It doesn't sound
Like much to me.
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- what are you talking about?
- this is gold here!
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It's not the digs,
It just lays there.
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It gotta set in
The groove, be hep,
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Hoppa, hoppa, floy, floy.
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Floy, floy?
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Hey, mr. Woodman,
This is for the city
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Semi-final talent competition,
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Not for the over-30 crowd.
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Well, you guys better be good,
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The competition's
In three hours.
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Well, don't worry, mr. Woodman.
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We'll grab 'em
By the floy floys.
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Freddie is ready, here we go.
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♪ shada-dada, dig, dig ♪
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Gabe come on, we
Don't want to be late.
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Honey.
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Rachel went to
Sleep an hour ago,
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But robin doesn't
Like the babysitter.
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She says esther's weird.
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Esther's right in
The other room,
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She's gonna hear you.
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Did you explain to robin
That esther took care of you
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When you were a baby?
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I know, that's what I told her.
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But she says that's
What's makin' her nervous.
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Come on, honey, give
Robin back to esther.
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We don't want to be late
For the talent contest.
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Come on, robin bobbin',
Time to go to sleep.
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Come on, let's go.
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You know, I still cannot believe
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The sweathogs made
It to the semi-finals.
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Julie, how could they miss?
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They were so great in the
Bathing suit competition.
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Besides, it's not the sweathogs.
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Oh, how could I forget,
"Three do's and a don't."
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Where did they ever
Come up with that name?
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Vinnie's idea.
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I think it was the answers
He got from his girlfriends
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On friday night.
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Get it?
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- I got it.
- good.
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I'm gonna give esther some
Last-minute instructions.
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- be right back.
- honey!
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You have given her all
The instructions she needs.
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You have told her to make
Sure the door is double locked,
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To pull down the curtains,
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And you've made her
Memorize the numbers
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Of the fire department,
The police, and the fbi.
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Okay, but what, just what if a
Helicopter lands on the roof
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And a regiment of
Armed vulcans come over
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And take siege of
This apartment, huh?
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What if that happens?
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It could happen, you know,
Vulcans are all over the place.
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I know they are, let's go.
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- you don't care about this.
- I don't care about this.
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Watch out for the
Vulcans, esther!
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Mr. Woodman, when
Are the guys going on?
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They're going after this guy.
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Who's he?
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Says here, "Number seven:
Eugene 'blowfish' bigalow."
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He's a novelty act from
Erasmus high school.
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What's he doing? He's
Just standing there.
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No, he's not, he's
Holding his breath.
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Yeah?
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He's been doing
It for 70 seconds,
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He's gone from
White to red to blue.
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A very patriotic act, kotter.
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If he doesn't win the contest,
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He can find work
As an inner tube.
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Three do's.
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Three do's, one, two,
Three, and a don't.
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Featuring vinnie barbarino.
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- ♪ do ♪
- ♪ do ♪
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- ♪ do ♪
- ♪ don't ♪
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Very catchy.
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So, how do you like
These snappy outfits?
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They're 10 percent polyester,
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20 percent glitter,
And 70 percent rented.
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All right, get
Your act together.
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This is the first
Chance buchanan's had
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At the city
Championship since '54
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When crazy delaney played
Three musical instruments.
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Yeah, so... What's so
Difficult about that?
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He never took them
Out of the case.
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Ah, don't you
Worry, mr. Woodman,
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When we win, you're gonna be
The first person we brush off.
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Hey, not me, mr. Woodman.
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When I buy my estate, you're
Gonna be my lawn ornament.
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Who would have thought
That all of my hopes
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Would be ridin' on
Three do's and a don't.
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- ♪ do ♪
- ♪ do ♪
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- ♪ do ♪
- ♪ don't ♪
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No, no, no, no!
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Hey, guys, I think you're on.
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Blowfish just passed out.
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So, now, ladies and gentlemen,
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We bring you our last entry
In the citywide semi-finals.
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From buchanan high
School, three do's and a don't.
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Featuring vinnie barbarino.
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All right, all right, all right,
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Look, come on, come
On, go out there, get on!
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Wait, wait, we can't
Go on, we can't go on.
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Why not?
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I gotta go to the bathroom.
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Get out there!
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Before we start, I have to say
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Thank you, thank you,
Thank you very much.
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I really appreciate it, you
Beautiful, beautiful people.
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Beautiful.
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How come they're
Just sitting there?
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They're supposed to
Applaud after the act.
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Oh, that's right.
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Okay, mr. Piano-type
Man person, hit it!
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♪ I don't care what
The weather man says ♪
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♪ when the weather
Man says it's raining ♪
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♪ you never hear
Us complaining ♪
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♪ complaining ♪
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♪ 'cause I'm certain
The sun will shine ♪
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♪
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♪ jee, jee, jee-jee, jee ♪
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♪ jee, jee, jee-jee, jee ♪
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♪ jee, jee, ah-jee-jee, jee ♪
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♪ hubda hubda hubda hubda ♪
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♪ jeepers, creepers ♪
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Jeepers, creepers!
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♪ where'd you get them peepers ♪
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Where'd you get those peepers?
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♪ jeepers, creepers ♪
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♪ where did you get those eyes ♪
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♪ golly gee no hope for me ♪
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♪ when you start to
Turn those heaters on ♪
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♪ can't you see oh woe is me ♪
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♪ I got to put my
Neat-o cheaters on ♪
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♪
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♪ golly gee no hope for me ♪
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♪ when you start to
Turn those heaters on ♪
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♪ can't you see oh woe is me ♪
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♪ I gotta put my
Neat-o cheaters on ♪
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♪ dig, dig, dig ♪
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♪ jeepers, creepers ♪
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♪ where'd you get
Those peepers ♪
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♪ oh those weepers yeah
Yeah those creepers ♪
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♪ where... Did you
Get those... Eyes ♪♪
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♪
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♪
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They'll never win, kotter.
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It's gonna be blowfish
Bigalow all the way.
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Yeah.
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Maybe the news'll
Snap him out of his coma.
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Our judges have
Selected the winner
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Who will go on to
Represent the city
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At the statewide finals.
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And the winner is...
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Three do's and a don't.
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Go on, get out
There, get out there!
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Congratulations, kotter,
I knew we could do it.
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"We", mr. Woodman?
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Well, of course, I
Haven't forgotten
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Your part in it.
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You should be out
There taking bows, too.
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You really think I
Should go out there?
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I'll take care of it.
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Looky here, I don't care
What the first offer is,
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We say no.
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Well, all I know is I
Want to change my name.
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Elton horshack.
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I've got a better one than that.
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How about arnold
Blood, sweat, and tears?
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You know what I want?
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I want one of them snakes
Like alice cooper got.
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You can keep the snakes,
I'll take his groupies.
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Hey, guys, it's onto
The state finals.
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I'm really happy you won.
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I gotta go home,
I got a babysitter
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That charges by the diaper.
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Did you really
Think we was good?
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Oh, look at this, look at this,
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The heartbreak starts already.
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Hi, I'm cassy, I'm the
Winner from upstate.
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Oh, I bet you're
Winning downstate too.
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I know that we'll be competing
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Against each
Other in the finals,
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But I just wanted
To come backstage
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And wish you guys luck anyway.
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- thank you!
- all right, thanks a lot!
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Hey, listen, you better
Kiss me real quick,
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'cause there's gonna be a
Big line forming in back of you.
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Kiss you? We're barely
At the handshaking stage.
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Whoa, oh, vincent.
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A handshake instead of a kiss.
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You're embarrassing
Me in front of my friends.
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Just give me a big wet
One in between my petals.
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Really?
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I am not interested
In your petals.
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As a matter of fact,
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I don't even want to
Shake your hand anymore.
250
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:44,494
Hey, guys, she likes to get
Right into the heavy stuff.
251
00:12:44,563 --> 00:12:45,595
Heavy stuff?
252
00:12:45,663 --> 00:12:47,375
Man, I have never
Met anyone like you
253
00:12:47,399 --> 00:12:48,865
In my entire life.
254
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,969
Oh, well, thank you, people
Tell me that all the time.
255
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,871
And I never want to.
256
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,483
Hey, vinnie, my man, I
Know you ain't never heard
257
00:12:55,507 --> 00:12:57,640
One like that
Before, did you, right?
258
00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:59,153
Hey, you guys, come here.
259
00:12:59,177 --> 00:13:01,478
Why don't you take
Your friend here
260
00:13:01,547 --> 00:13:03,914
And put him in front of a mirror
261
00:13:03,982 --> 00:13:06,950
And watch him
Wear out his petals.
262
00:13:10,522 --> 00:13:14,191
I cannot believe what
I have just witnessed.
263
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:19,830
A little bee who has tasted
Vincent barbarino's honey...
264
00:13:19,899 --> 00:13:21,298
And gagged.
265
00:13:25,470 --> 00:13:26,736
That was nothing.
266
00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,771
You don't gotta
Tell us it was nothing.
267
00:13:28,841 --> 00:13:31,141
We was standing right here.
268
00:13:31,210 --> 00:13:37,080
♪
269
00:13:42,621 --> 00:13:43,621
Hey, wait a minute.
270
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:45,722
You, you can't do that.
271
00:13:45,790 --> 00:13:46,989
I'm vinnie barbarino.
272
00:13:47,058 --> 00:13:48,858
Nobody puts vinnie
Barbarino down.
273
00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:51,894
Well, now someone has.
274
00:13:51,963 --> 00:13:54,397
What's the matter
With you anyway?
275
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,532
You know, vinnie, you
Just seem to treat girls
276
00:13:56,601 --> 00:13:59,369
Like they're things, you
Know, like they're just objects
277
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:01,115
That are automatically
Gonna fall down
278
00:14:01,139 --> 00:14:03,206
And kiss your feet.
279
00:14:03,275 --> 00:14:07,611
You been talkin' to delores?
280
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,413
Forget her, she's got no class.
281
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:10,880
She's got no class?
282
00:14:10,949 --> 00:14:13,883
Then who are you,
The duke of windsor?
283
00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:15,597
Oh, I see you like
The gentleman type
284
00:14:15,621 --> 00:14:18,254
The kind that'll kiss
Your hands hello
285
00:14:18,323 --> 00:14:20,957
And give you flowers, right?
286
00:14:21,026 --> 00:14:22,026
Ow.
287
00:14:22,093 --> 00:14:23,304
You had something in your eye,
288
00:14:23,328 --> 00:14:25,328
I had to get it.
289
00:14:25,397 --> 00:14:28,464
Yeah, your finger.
290
00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,634
That is not how
A gentleman acts.
291
00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:33,370
You're telling me that I do
Not know how a gentleman acts?
292
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:35,605
Yes, that's exactly
What I'm telling you.
293
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:38,242
Well, then why don't you just
Show me how a gentleman acts?
294
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,310
All right, I will.
295
00:14:39,345 --> 00:14:40,345
Come here.
296
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:41,878
Come over here and sit down.
297
00:14:41,946 --> 00:14:43,091
Maybe you can
Teach me somethin'.
298
00:14:43,115 --> 00:14:45,148
Yeah.
299
00:14:45,217 --> 00:14:46,782
Ready?
300
00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:48,351
Okay.
301
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,521
Hi, I'm vinnie barbarino.
302
00:14:51,589 --> 00:14:54,157
This is ridiculous.
303
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,170
I want to thank you
For coming backstage
304
00:14:56,194 --> 00:14:59,262
And congratulating me.
305
00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:01,864
Well, vinnie, you
Were so good, I had to.
306
00:15:06,905 --> 00:15:08,583
Do you know something, cassy?
307
00:15:08,607 --> 00:15:10,140
You are very pretty.
308
00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:13,843
There's something so
Warm and feminine about you.
309
00:15:13,912 --> 00:15:15,044
Oh, thank you.
310
00:15:15,114 --> 00:15:19,483
My mama, she always
Told me to be feminine.
311
00:15:19,551 --> 00:15:20,829
Well, if she could see you now,
312
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:23,453
She'd be very proud
Of her lovely daughter.
313
00:15:23,521 --> 00:15:27,890
Oh, vincent, let's
Stop this craziness.
314
00:15:27,959 --> 00:15:31,961
Vinnie, why don't you
Just stop the phoniness
315
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,930
And ask me out for a date?
316
00:15:33,999 --> 00:15:34,999
Ask you out?
317
00:15:35,066 --> 00:15:36,600
Yeah.
318
00:15:36,668 --> 00:15:39,336
You wanna go out
With a guy like me?
319
00:15:39,404 --> 00:15:40,881
Well, you're such a gentleman.
320
00:15:40,905 --> 00:15:45,942
And I am, I'm such a lady.
321
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:47,210
What do you say, cassy?
322
00:15:47,279 --> 00:15:48,679
You wanna see brooklyn?
323
00:15:48,747 --> 00:15:50,880
I could be your guide.
324
00:15:50,949 --> 00:15:53,116
Well... Why not?
325
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:57,020
I've never been out with
Anyone like me before.
326
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,923
Yeah, me either.
327
00:16:00,992 --> 00:16:02,470
Oh, vincent, vincent, wait,
328
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:06,029
I forgot my purse.
329
00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:11,334
♪
330
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,070
Here's your change,
Mr. Gabe, teach.
331
00:16:14,139 --> 00:16:16,640
Thanks, professor.
332
00:16:16,708 --> 00:16:18,575
I had a wonderful
Evening, honey.
333
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:19,509
Thanks.
334
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:20,810
You mean it's over?
335
00:16:20,878 --> 00:16:25,515
You're not gonna invite
Me back to your place.
336
00:16:25,584 --> 00:16:28,551
Only if you promise
Not to wake my babies.
337
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:32,822
Babies? You have babies?
338
00:16:32,891 --> 00:16:37,027
You probably have
A husband, too, huh?
339
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:42,999
Honey, what's with
You and melody mishkin?
340
00:16:43,067 --> 00:16:44,367
Who's melody mishkin?
341
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,470
And after what you
Did to that poor girl.
342
00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,308
What did I do?
343
00:16:52,377 --> 00:16:56,512
It says right
Here, "July 5, 1962."
344
00:16:56,581 --> 00:17:00,616
Graffiti doesn't lie.
345
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,296
Julie, you cannot believe
Everything you read
346
00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:03,330
On the top of a table.
347
00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:04,921
Come on, let's go.
348
00:17:04,990 --> 00:17:06,289
Bye, lou, see ya!
349
00:17:06,358 --> 00:17:07,557
See ya later, teach!
350
00:17:07,626 --> 00:17:09,192
Okay, bye-bye.
351
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:11,060
Hey, the kotters!
352
00:17:11,129 --> 00:17:13,062
How you doin', vin?
353
00:17:20,004 --> 00:17:20,870
Sorry.
354
00:17:20,938 --> 00:17:22,038
It's okay, vinnie.
355
00:17:22,106 --> 00:17:24,340
The gentleman in
You isn't very old.
356
00:17:24,409 --> 00:17:25,653
- hi, cassy, how are you doing?
- hi, how are you?
357
00:17:25,677 --> 00:17:26,721
I'd like you to meet my wife.
358
00:17:26,745 --> 00:17:27,677
Julie, this is cassy.
359
00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:29,146
- hi, cassy.
- hi.
360
00:17:29,181 --> 00:17:30,658
So, you been having
Fun with vinnie?
361
00:17:30,682 --> 00:17:31,960
Oh yeah, we're
Having a lot of fun.
362
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,217
I took her to all the
Hip places in brooklyn.
363
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,753
Yeah, we went to the
Fulton fish market
364
00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:38,266
And he took me to the barbershop
365
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:42,325
Where "Clams" cassini
Got bumped off.
366
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:46,028
I let her sit in the
Chair and everything.
367
00:17:46,097 --> 00:17:48,109
You know, when "Clams"
Went into that barbershop
368
00:17:48,133 --> 00:17:50,600
And said, "Take a
Little bit off the top,"
369
00:17:50,668 --> 00:17:52,868
He didn't know
What he was in for.
370
00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:00,109
Joke.
371
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:02,679
So, you been
Rehearsing all weekend?
372
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,580
Oh yeah, it's been great, huh?
373
00:18:04,649 --> 00:18:06,883
We've been rehearsin' a lot.
374
00:18:06,952 --> 00:18:08,630
Good, we've got
Some stiff competition.
375
00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:09,997
You know, there's a
Guy from syracuse
376
00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:14,123
That pulls hats out of a rabbit.
377
00:18:14,192 --> 00:18:16,292
We better go, we've
Gotta be in by 11.
378
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:18,628
My father is very strict.
379
00:18:18,696 --> 00:18:23,199
You livin' with your father now?
380
00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:24,867
Joke. Vinnie, joke.
381
00:18:24,936 --> 00:18:26,103
See you around.
382
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,215
Bye, nice to meet you.
383
00:18:27,239 --> 00:18:28,771
Nice meeting you, cassy.
384
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:31,040
I didn't order this.
385
00:18:34,946 --> 00:18:36,557
Those kotters are
Nice people, you know.
386
00:18:36,581 --> 00:18:37,647
Yeah.
387
00:18:37,715 --> 00:18:41,551
They always ask me
For advice and stuff.
388
00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:44,988
Vinnie, um, why did you tell
'em you've been rehearsing?
389
00:18:45,056 --> 00:18:46,923
You've been with me all weekend.
390
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:48,168
Well, listen, sweetheart,
391
00:18:48,192 --> 00:18:50,926
The reason I did that
Was because, you see,
392
00:18:50,995 --> 00:18:54,597
He don't understand when
Someone digs someone else, you dig?
393
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,999
I mean, he's married.
394
00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:04,207
I'd ask you what's on your mind,
395
00:19:04,275 --> 00:19:07,911
But since you haven't got one...
396
00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:11,347
What's on your stomach's mind?
397
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:13,984
You're embarrassing me
In front of this lady here.
398
00:19:14,052 --> 00:19:17,320
Just give me the usual.
399
00:19:17,388 --> 00:19:20,724
Separate checks?
400
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,092
What'll you have?
401
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:26,562
I think I'll have a
Banana split please.
402
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,109
All right, make it
Two banana splits
403
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:32,636
With the pistachio
And the lemon ice cream
404
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:34,237
And a strawberry.
405
00:19:34,305 --> 00:19:37,273
You're out with a baboon.
406
00:19:37,342 --> 00:19:40,243
He knows I only got
Chocolate and vanilla.
407
00:19:58,096 --> 00:19:59,607
Cassy, don't pay no
Attention to them,
408
00:19:59,631 --> 00:20:02,098
They're babies,
They're just babies.
409
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:03,900
Vinnie.
410
00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,869
You're still trying
To hold my hand?
411
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:11,374
No, I think it's time that
We went beyond that stage.
412
00:20:11,443 --> 00:20:12,908
Ooh.
413
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:17,458
Well, I don't know
If I can do that,
414
00:20:17,482 --> 00:20:20,116
You see, I'm a gentleman
And you're a lady.
415
00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:22,685
And this is a public place.
416
00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:27,257
Well, why don't you just pretend
That you're vinnie barbarino
417
00:20:27,325 --> 00:20:29,959
And give me a great big, wet one
418
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,495
Right between the petals?
419
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:44,974
Hello.
420
00:20:45,043 --> 00:20:48,812
You are... You are disgusting.
421
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:53,016
I just came by to inform you
That some of your friends
422
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,651
Are sitting over
In the next booth.
423
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:57,286
Bye.
424
00:20:59,024 --> 00:21:00,868
Well, next time,
Have the maitre d'
425
00:21:00,892 --> 00:21:03,159
Bring me a note.
426
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,828
Go on, go on and
Sit with your friends.
427
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:07,296
All right.
428
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,499
You know, you're
Knuckleheads, all of ya,
429
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:12,702
Can't you see I'm entertaining
A lovely young lady?
430
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,437
Oh yeah? Where?
431
00:21:14,506 --> 00:21:17,573
On the roof or
Behind the billboards?
432
00:21:17,642 --> 00:21:19,720
This ain't like that, epstein,
So you better watch it.
433
00:21:19,744 --> 00:21:21,822
We don't care what it's
Like, I don't care what it's like,
434
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:23,112
All right?
435
00:21:23,181 --> 00:21:25,448
Only thing I know is that
Since you met that chick,
436
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:27,517
You ain't been to
Rehearsals once, man.
437
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,163
Now the finals,
They're this friday,
438
00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:32,522
And we want to win,
It's important to us.
439
00:21:32,591 --> 00:21:34,157
Well, I want to win, too.
440
00:21:34,226 --> 00:21:36,192
Yeah, well, to be
Brutally frank, vincent,
441
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:37,727
You sure don't act like it.
442
00:21:37,796 --> 00:21:39,807
Yeah, yeah, and you can bet
That your girlfriend over there,
443
00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:43,198
She wants to win more
Than anything in the world.
444
00:21:43,267 --> 00:21:44,801
Oh, that's right.
445
00:21:44,869 --> 00:21:47,047
Oh, that's right, I guess she
Probably does want to win, huh?
446
00:21:47,071 --> 00:21:48,805
You better believe it.
447
00:21:48,873 --> 00:21:50,451
I forgot. I forgot, guys.
448
00:21:50,475 --> 00:21:52,153
I forgot that she was
Even in the contest.
449
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:55,178
No, no, no, no, you forgot
That you was in the contest.
450
00:21:55,246 --> 00:21:56,779
Yeah.
451
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:58,681
I can't do it, guys.
452
00:21:58,750 --> 00:22:00,549
You can't do what, vincent?
453
00:22:00,618 --> 00:22:02,018
I can't be in the contest.
454
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,152
What?
455
00:22:03,221 --> 00:22:07,122
How can I compete against cassy?
456
00:22:07,191 --> 00:22:09,225
Oh, man.
457
00:22:09,293 --> 00:22:11,293
Oh, wow.
458
00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,363
Shoo.
459
00:22:12,397 --> 00:22:13,641
Oh, wait... Come on, epstein,
460
00:22:13,665 --> 00:22:16,198
You understand these
Men-women love story things.
461
00:22:16,267 --> 00:22:18,601
I'll catch you later, vinnie.
462
00:22:18,670 --> 00:22:21,871
Oh, come on, horshack,
Come on, buddy.
463
00:22:21,939 --> 00:22:25,942
Vinnie, I got caught in
The middle once too often.
464
00:22:29,413 --> 00:22:30,913
You make your own decision.
465
00:22:30,982 --> 00:22:33,449
Her or us.
466
00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:41,024
♪
467
00:22:41,092 --> 00:22:44,193
Has true love finally
Come to vinnie barbarino?
468
00:22:44,262 --> 00:22:45,839
Will the three do's and a don't
469
00:22:45,863 --> 00:22:48,764
Become the three
Do's and a no-show?
470
00:22:48,833 --> 00:22:52,802
Has this face taken the
Place of these faces?
471
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,172
Why does this girl keep
Turning vinnie's head?
472
00:22:56,241 --> 00:23:00,510
Why does this man's food keep
Turning everyone's stomach?
473
00:23:00,579 --> 00:23:02,390
Is this the girl
Who comes between
474
00:23:02,414 --> 00:23:04,514
The sweathogs and vinnie?
475
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,983
For the answers to
This two part question,
476
00:23:07,051 --> 00:23:10,653
See part two of
"Welcome back, kotter."
477
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:13,022
I don't have a question
For these two,
478
00:23:13,091 --> 00:23:16,492
But I thought they were so
Cute you'd like to see them.
479
00:23:16,561 --> 00:23:20,363
♪
480
00:23:20,431 --> 00:23:22,310
Rachel, did I ever
Tell you the story
481
00:23:22,334 --> 00:23:24,701
About the father who was
About to put his son to sleep?
482
00:23:24,769 --> 00:23:26,536
Listen to this,
Rachel, it's good.
483
00:23:26,605 --> 00:23:28,738
The son says, "Daddy, is it true
484
00:23:28,807 --> 00:23:30,551
That the stork
Brings us babies?"
485
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,708
The father says, "Yes."
486
00:23:31,776 --> 00:23:33,287
He says, "Daddy, is it
True that santa claus
487
00:23:33,311 --> 00:23:34,951
Brings us christmas presents?"
488
00:23:34,980 --> 00:23:36,078
He says, "Yes."
489
00:23:36,147 --> 00:23:37,892
He says, "Daddy, is
It true that the lord
490
00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,159
Gives us our daily bread?"
491
00:23:39,183 --> 00:23:40,617
And the father says, "Yes."
492
00:23:40,685 --> 00:23:43,586
So then the son says, "Daddy,
What do we need you for?"
493
00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:52,361
♪
494
00:23:54,365 --> 00:24:00,235
♪
495
00:24:01,806 --> 00:24:04,507
♪ welcome back ♪
496
00:24:04,576 --> 00:24:08,177
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
497
00:24:08,246 --> 00:24:10,479
♪ welcome back ♪
498
00:24:10,548 --> 00:24:15,451
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
499
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:17,486
♪ well the names
Have all changed
500
00:24:17,555 --> 00:24:19,756
Since you hung around ♪
501
00:24:19,824 --> 00:24:22,024
♪ but those dreams have remained
502
00:24:22,093 --> 00:24:24,093
And they've turned around ♪
503
00:24:24,161 --> 00:24:26,161
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
504
00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:28,197
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
505
00:24:28,266 --> 00:24:30,165
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
506
00:24:30,234 --> 00:24:32,402
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
507
00:24:32,470 --> 00:24:34,403
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
508
00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:36,573
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
509
00:24:36,641 --> 00:24:38,808
♪ welcome back ♪
510
00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:43,112
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
511
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♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
512
00:24:45,750 --> 00:24:48,150
♪ welcome back ♪
513
00:24:48,219 --> 00:24:51,921
♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
514
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,256
♪ welcome back ♪
515
00:24:54,325 --> 00:24:56,258
♪ and I smile when I think
516
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How you must've been ♪
517
00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:01,030
♪ and I know what a scene
518
00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:03,132
You were learnin' in ♪
519
00:25:03,201 --> 00:25:05,234
♪ was there
Something that made you
520
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Come back again ♪
521
00:25:07,371 --> 00:25:09,238
♪ then what could
Ever lead ya ♪♪
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