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♪
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They're coming, they're coming.
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Everybody gotta hide.
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Come on, everybody
Has gotta hide.
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Wait, wait, wait, hide?
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Where we gonna hide? Hide where?
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How about if we all
Just close our eyes?
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Stupid arnold.
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Where's the watch?
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You got it?
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Here he is!
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Surprise!
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What is this, what's
Goin' on here?
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It's a surprise.
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They wanted to show
Their appreciation
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Before the new semester begins.
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But I want you to know,
From the bottom of my heart,
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I'm absolutely opposed to it!
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Mr. Woodman, you're
Still as sweet as ever.
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Don't mention it.
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Thank all of you, I mean,
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I don't know what to say.
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Just say you'll take
Us out to a movie.
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You knew about this, didn't you?
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Of course I knew.
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Kids told me last week.
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I told them a party
Wasn't necessary
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Since teaching at buchanan
Has been a joy for you
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Since the first day.
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Well, let's make that day two.
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I remember that first day
When I had the pleasure
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Of meeting these
Eager young minds
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For the first time.
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♪
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Good morning.
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I'm your, uh, new
Homeroom teacher.
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My name is mr. Kotter.
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I am looking forward
To a meaningful
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Learning experience
For everybody.
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A meaningful learning
Experience, mr. Kotter, wow!
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Tell us more!
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Oh, I'd be delighted to.
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I'll also be your social
Studies instructor.
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Social studies?
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That's one of our favorites!
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Can we begin right now?
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Well, as soon as
I get your names,
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I guess we'll get right into it.
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Great, oh goody goody goody!
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Now that I have
Succeeded in establishing
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A relationship, a rapport
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Between myself and myself,
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I'd like to know who you are.
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Let us begin over here.
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No, no.
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We're gonna start over here.
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Okay, we'll start over here.
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Barbarino.
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Vinnie barbarino.
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This is my place, and these,
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These are my people.
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Thank you, chairman barbarino.
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Who is this?
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That.
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That is epstein.
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The toughest kid in school.
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Voted most likely
To take a life.
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Epstein, huh?
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Juan louis pedro
Felipo de huevos epstein,
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From san juan.
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Your mother's puerto rican?
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No, my father.
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My mother's name is biberman.
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Hi, there.
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I'm frederick washington.
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Freddie "Boom boom" washington.
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What's the "Boom boom" for?
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♪ boom boom boom
Boom boom boom ♪
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I get it, I get it.
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You play the bass.
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No, man, I just like
To be doing this.
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Who're you?
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He's horshack.
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Horshack doesn't talk?
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He talks when I
Tell him to talk.
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That so, horshack, you need him
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To tell you to talk?
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Say nothing on
Your own volition?
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Tell him to talk.
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Talk, horshack.
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Hello.
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How are ya?
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I'm arnold horshack.
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Which arnold horshack?
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Arnold horshack, the last.
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Why the last, horshack?
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Because, uh, after they made me,
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They broke the mold.
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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Welcome to the sweathog
Back to school special!
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♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
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♪ well the names
Have all changed
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Since you hung around ♪
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♪ but those dreams have remained
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And they've turned around ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ back here where we need ya ♪
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♪ yeah, we tease him a lot
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'cause we got him on the spot ♪
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♪ welcome back ♪
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♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪♪
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♪
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You know something, I guess
That's the key to learning.
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Students and teachers
Relating to each other
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As mature people.
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Hooray for horshack!
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I don't care what
The white man think.
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All right. Now loosen up.
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We gotta loosen
Up here, all right?
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All right. Start to relax.
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Start to feel who you are.
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I say a ba-ba-ba, bar-barbarino.
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Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba barbarino.
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A ba-ba-ba, ba-barbarino.
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You got me rockin'
And a rollin'.
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You got me rockin'
And a reelin'...
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You got me rockin'.
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You got me reelin'.
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Barbarino, oh, yeah.
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Hey, shalom, amigo.
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Come to me!
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Come to me, stop!
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Stop!
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I'm so confused.
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Get bent, barbarino!
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♪ g-a-b ♪
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Be a good boy.
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♪ r-e-l ♪
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Elevate our minds.
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♪ k-o-t-t-r ♪
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Kotter.
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I got a very important
Note from home here.
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Mr. Kotter.
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I got a note explaining
My absenteeism.
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Hey, mr. Kotter.
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I got a note.
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What's all this?
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Those are the notes
Covering my absenteeism
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For the rest of my life!
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- ♪ hello ♪
- ♪ hello ♪
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- ♪ hello ♪
- ♪ hello ♪
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Hi there. Hi there.
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Hi there. Hi there.
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Hi there.
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Hi there. Hi there.
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Hi there. Hi there.
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One, two, three,
Four, five, six,
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Seven, eight, nine, ten.
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Ow!
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Oh, oh oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh!
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Oh, oh!
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I'm so confused!
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Good morning, mr. Kotter.
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We're all in our places
With bright, shining faces.
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Ahh!
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Hey, um, hey, um, mrs. Kotter.
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Remember the time
You got pregnant
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And your husband abandoned you?
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Remember that?
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What are you talking
About abandoned, freddie,
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I was at a teacher's
Convention for two days.
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That's what I said.
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Abandoned.
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Who rushed to your side to help?
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Help? Is that what it was?
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♪ doo doo doo doo ♪
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Hey, hey, hey!
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All right!
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I'm trying!
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Ahh!
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We're being attacked
By laurence welk!
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Turn it off, dude!
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Turn it off!
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Turn it off, arnold!
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Surprise!
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♪
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♪
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If we're learning to be
Mature adults, mr. Kotter,
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It's only because of you.
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I mean, you're
Giving us the big time
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Perfect example
Of the role model.
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A man that has it all
Together, all right.
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Good morning, boys and girls.
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I am a social studies robot.
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Taxation without
Representation, huh, huh?
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All right? Take this!
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And so, with the
Fall of czar nicholas
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And the rise of the
Socialist proletariat,
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The russian revolution,
Had come to a close. The end.
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Did you hear about
The 500-pound parrot?
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He says, "Polly
Wants a cracker, now."
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♪ and when it's
Twelve o' clock ♪
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♪ we climb the stairs ♪
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♪ we never knock ♪
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♪ 'cause nobody's there ♪
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♪ just ♪
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♪ me and myself ♪
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♪ all alone with me... ♪
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Yeah, we're all alone...
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♪ bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum ♪
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♪ bum-bum-bum bum-bum-bum ♪
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♪ you'll be swell ♪
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♪ you'll be great ♪
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♪ you're gonna have the
Whole world on a plate ♪
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Horshack, you say
You're not satisfied.
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You say you want
More for your money.
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All right, I'll tell
You what I'm gonna do.
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With each and every
Test comes a coupon
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Entitling the bearer
To a five-pound wedge
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Of fachamatta mozzarella cheese.
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Ehhh.
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Wa-wa-wa.
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He's losing control,
Somebody do something,
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It's embarrassin'.
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You see this?
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This is what I
Was talkin' about.
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This is the power of the press.
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Exposing corruption,
Unseating the mighty
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And bringing them
Before the bar of justice.
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See, he's out of control again.
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Thank you, arnold,
How this elephant
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Got my pajamas, I'll never know.
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Oh, yes.
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Used by a woman once again.
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Well, look, you're a very
Interesting group of kids
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And I'd love to go on
Talkin to ya forever,
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But it's time the play
Let's go to school.
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I searched here,
And I searched there.
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I'm searchin' for
My shanghaied ale.
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Hello.
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How are ya?
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I'm arnold horshack.
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Now this is epstein, the
Refried matzo ball king.
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What are you doing, kotter?
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Groucho.
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♪
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Well, my memory is
Excellent, mr. Kotter,
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And I never will forget the time
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You helped me rescue my manhood.
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Did I succeed?
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All my life, people have been
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Trying to push me aside.
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"Arnold, go to your room."
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"Arnold, go outside and play."
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"Arnold, we'll meet
You after school."
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Mr. Kotter.
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I'm tired of being pushed aside.
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I understand, arnold.
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But there are other
Ways to prove you're a man
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Besides fighting a
Big stark like carvelli.
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Mr. Kotter, sometimes a man
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Has to stand up for himself,
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Even though he
Knows he's gonna land
270
00:14:10,483 --> 00:14:12,249
Flat on his back.
271
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:17,121
Haven't you ever felt like that?
272
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:21,559
Arnold, if you really think
That you have to do this,
273
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:24,962
I'm behind you.
274
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,198
Mr. Kotter, how can I take
275
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:29,934
This report card home
And show it to my mother?
276
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:32,337
That woman's a saint.
277
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:35,239
I remember, your
Mother the saint.
278
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,575
You're gonna be upset, huh?
279
00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:39,877
You probably got no
Idea what it feels like
280
00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:41,879
To get hit with beads.
281
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:49,454
Vinnie.
282
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,367
Do you think that I
Enjoy failing you?
283
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,992
Yeah. That's how you
Teachers get your jollies.
284
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,729
Well, I don't.
285
00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,041
Vinnie, you
Shouldn't be failing,
286
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,743
You're a kid with brains.
287
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,110
Look, man, if you
Don't get it together,
288
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,134
You're gonna get left back.
289
00:15:04,170 --> 00:15:06,337
How would your mother like that?
290
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:08,773
Oh, no, she wouldn't like that.
291
00:15:08,808 --> 00:15:09,819
Vinnie, I want to help you,
292
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:12,343
I just don't know what to do.
293
00:15:12,379 --> 00:15:14,746
Hey, how about if
I got you a tutor?
294
00:15:14,781 --> 00:15:16,559
Somebody to work
With you after school?
295
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,384
Hey, believe me, it's
Not gonna be that bad.
296
00:15:23,356 --> 00:15:25,189
All right.
297
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:26,602
But is there any
Way we could do this
298
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:29,527
Without books?
299
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,407
You know what I see
When I look at you?
300
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,064
I see a sensitive,
Bright, energetic kid
301
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,467
That has a lot more
Goin' for him than muscle.
302
00:15:36,503 --> 00:15:37,813
You see that? Where?
303
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,438
Where's that guy, show me where.
304
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:43,007
I'll show you where that guy is.
305
00:15:43,042 --> 00:15:45,342
That guy is in here.
306
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:47,678
And that guy is in here.
307
00:15:47,714 --> 00:15:51,649
Yeah, well, how
About right here?
308
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:54,218
There's nothing in there, juan.
309
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:57,855
It's empty.
310
00:15:57,891 --> 00:15:59,256
Nothing.
311
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,461
Though you a re going to
Meet a tall, dark stranger.
312
00:16:03,496 --> 00:16:06,597
Face it washington,
You're not that good.
313
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,633
There are guys
Right here in buchanan
314
00:16:08,668 --> 00:16:09,634
Who are better than you.
315
00:16:09,669 --> 00:16:10,635
- like who?
- who?
316
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,403
- who?
- who?
317
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:13,439
Me.
318
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,540
You?
319
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,119
Hey, man, you better stay
Away from that blackboard,
320
00:16:17,143 --> 00:16:21,145
I think you must have sniffed
Too much of that chalk dust.
321
00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:23,781
Hey, I'm serious, freddie,
Basketball's my game.
322
00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:25,917
And I'm challenging
You, one on one.
323
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,897
Just you, me, and
The basketball court.
324
00:16:27,921 --> 00:16:29,932
Hey, mr. Kotter, I mean,
You outta shape, man,
325
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,288
Dig yourself, man.
326
00:16:31,324 --> 00:16:37,428
If you was a building,
You'd be condemned.
327
00:16:37,464 --> 00:16:40,932
3:15 today, 20-point game.
328
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:44,068
Okay mr. Kamikaze.
329
00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:46,048
Why don't you put your
Money where your mouth is?
330
00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,839
Twenty bucks say I win.
331
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:51,241
Hey, you know I'm not
Gonna play you for money.
332
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:56,180
Hey, I tell you
What I'm gonna do.
333
00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:59,116
If I win, you take
The make-up test.
334
00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:02,086
And if I win, you pass me.
335
00:17:02,121 --> 00:17:03,354
I can't do that.
336
00:17:03,389 --> 00:17:06,524
Hey, you can do anything,
Man, you the teacher.
337
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:11,462
You got a bet.
338
00:17:11,498 --> 00:17:14,999
Okay, take it easy, tiger.
339
00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,078
Get your wind back,
You'll be all right
340
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:18,168
In a minute.
341
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:21,672
Why?
342
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,273
What's that noise, kotter?
343
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:27,478
Reena, oy!
344
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:30,515
It's my father's noise.
345
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:34,262
Hey, coach, is mr. Kotter here?
346
00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:37,121
Yes, he's on the
Couch, lying in state.
347
00:17:40,026 --> 00:17:41,136
Hey, you mind if I
Talk to him alone
348
00:17:41,160 --> 00:17:42,627
For a minute?
349
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,239
Not at all, but
You better hurry.
350
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:46,998
I don't think he
Has much more time.
351
00:17:52,104 --> 00:17:54,906
Hi there.
352
00:17:54,941 --> 00:17:59,644
Least you could do is sweat.
353
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:01,412
I did.
354
00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:02,958
Hey, look, I'm ready to
Take that make-up test
355
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:05,249
If you still want me to.
356
00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:07,117
Hey, I'm not welsher.
357
00:18:07,153 --> 00:18:08,285
You win.
358
00:18:08,320 --> 00:18:10,165
You beat me 20 to 16, you pass.
359
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:12,467
No, man, that was no beat
Man, you scored 16 points
360
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:14,358
Off of me, I mean, you.
361
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,595
You twice my age, man.
362
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:19,041
I mean, you old
Enough to be my...
363
00:18:19,065 --> 00:18:23,668
Older cousin.
364
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,603
Look, I've been thinking.
365
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,815
Maybe I don't have that contract
366
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,040
All sewn up with the knicks yet.
367
00:18:29,075 --> 00:18:31,119
I just think I'd better
Be coverin' all my bases.
368
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,111
Think that's a
Smart move, freddie.
369
00:18:34,146 --> 00:18:36,113
You know, man,
You something else.
370
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:38,348
I mean, you really surprised
Me down there today.
371
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,349
Yeah?
372
00:18:39,385 --> 00:18:40,663
Yeah, you still
Play pretty good,
373
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:43,621
You still got it.
374
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:47,257
Yeah, I got it.
375
00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,762
But I can't get
It off the couch.
376
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,709
That was a real nice thing
You did, you know that?
377
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,678
I can't think of anybody
Else who could've,
378
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:57,412
Like, you know, like,
Done that kind of thing
379
00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:59,136
With our talents.
380
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:00,749
Hey, you know, it's mutual.
381
00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,074
I learn a lot from
You guys, too.
382
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,910
It's like one hand
Washes the other.
383
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:08,579
Not in my family.
384
00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,292
Hey, listen, thanks
To the sweathogs,
385
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,049
I'm here today.
386
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:13,696
Remember the day
I almost got fired?
387
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:14,952
Oh, yeah.
388
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,422
Ah, what a wonderful
Day that was.
389
00:19:21,393 --> 00:19:23,661
I think that they
Should be here.
390
00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:34,204
Make way for the
Painting painter men.
391
00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,640
Just a moment.
392
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,119
There's a meeting going on here.
393
00:19:37,143 --> 00:19:38,342
Hey, maka.
394
00:19:38,377 --> 00:19:39,722
When you hire the
Linguini brothers
395
00:19:39,746 --> 00:19:43,948
To work, the linguini
Brothers will work.
396
00:19:43,983 --> 00:19:48,085
That's right, guido.
397
00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:50,554
This is absurd, what
Could be more ridiculous
398
00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:52,489
Than this?
399
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,966
♪ da, da-da-da ♪
400
00:20:02,001 --> 00:20:03,634
Kotter.
401
00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,569
I know that face.
402
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,938
What?
403
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:10,107
That's you, barbarino!
404
00:20:10,143 --> 00:20:14,712
Where?
405
00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:16,013
Barbarino.
406
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:20,151
Are in there alone?
407
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,418
Mr. Kotter.
408
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:25,389
Are these your students?
409
00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:28,292
Yes, these are my sweathogs.
410
00:20:28,327 --> 00:20:30,828
That's mo, larry, curly.
411
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:34,398
And that's raquel.
412
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:35,610
Mr. Kotter, is there anything
413
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,302
You'd like to say
In your own behalf?
414
00:20:38,337 --> 00:20:41,772
Certainly.
415
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,574
Ms. Reilly, I'm a teacher.
416
00:20:43,609 --> 00:20:44,953
That's what it
Says on my locker.
417
00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,777
"Mr. Kotter, teacher."
418
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,057
And I'm teachin' a group of kids
419
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:49,613
Known as sweathogs.
420
00:20:49,648 --> 00:20:51,548
Now contrary to popular opinion,
421
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:53,417
Sweathogs are not dumb.
422
00:20:53,452 --> 00:20:55,363
I mean, a dumb person
Does not think of a way
423
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:58,956
To make it rain
In the gymnasium.
424
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,758
I did that.
425
00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,495
Unfortunately, normal
Teaching methods
426
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,409
Don't seem to
Work for these kids.
427
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:08,443
I mean, if they did, well,
428
00:21:08,467 --> 00:21:10,212
Then they wouldn't be sweathogs.
429
00:21:10,236 --> 00:21:11,401
Don't you see?
430
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:12,781
They're gonna have
To survive in the world
431
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:13,904
Of the future.
432
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,884
And if they learn how to learn,
433
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,342
Well then they'll be
Able to survive anywhere.
434
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:22,858
Copies of this speech
Can be obtained
435
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:27,284
By writing farkle press.
436
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:31,055
♪
437
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:32,434
Guys, I don't know what to say.
438
00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,358
I'm overwhelmed.
439
00:21:34,393 --> 00:21:36,326
And underpaid.
440
00:21:36,362 --> 00:21:40,030
Just a little joke, mr. Woodman.
441
00:21:40,066 --> 00:21:41,576
This is great, you know,
Talking about memories
442
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:42,878
And all that stuff, but I mean,
443
00:21:42,902 --> 00:21:44,379
I think it will be
Nice if we went to see
444
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:46,014
That movie that you promised us.
445
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,805
Yeah.
446
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,151
I mean, after all, you
Should pay us back
447
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:51,642
For the watch
We're gonna give you.
448
00:21:51,677 --> 00:21:54,044
You gave away the surprise here.
449
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,479
What are you talkin' about?
450
00:21:55,514 --> 00:21:58,115
I don't know no surprise,
I knew about it for a week.
451
00:21:58,151 --> 00:21:59,427
A watch, you got me a watch?
452
00:21:59,451 --> 00:22:01,986
Well, you shouldn't have.
453
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,487
Well, we didn't.
454
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:05,834
We sent these lady sweathogs
Out to buy something nice
455
00:22:05,858 --> 00:22:07,669
And that's what
They came back with.
456
00:22:07,693 --> 00:22:09,404
Here you go, mr. Kotter,
Don't worry about
457
00:22:09,428 --> 00:22:10,895
Droppin' it.
458
00:22:10,930 --> 00:22:12,629
Oh, is it shock resistant?
459
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,399
Nah, it's cheap.
460
00:22:15,434 --> 00:22:17,268
Hey, but that's the best watch
461
00:22:17,303 --> 00:22:20,637
That $5.75 can buy.
462
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,807
Well, look, doesn't
Matter how much it cost.
463
00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:24,419
It's the thought that counts.
464
00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:26,643
Hey, you guys, for mr. Kotter!
465
00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:28,779
Hip-hip hooray!
466
00:22:28,815 --> 00:22:31,148
Hip-hip hooray!
467
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:39,756
♪
468
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,627
Hey.
469
00:22:43,662 --> 00:22:45,830
You know, this reminds
Me of a little story
470
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:48,332
My uncle morris once told me.
471
00:22:54,073 --> 00:22:57,074
Take it easy with
The stories, man.
472
00:22:57,109 --> 00:22:58,187
Mr. Woodman, did I
Ever tell you the story
473
00:22:58,211 --> 00:23:01,411
About my uncle morris?
474
00:23:01,447 --> 00:23:04,114
♪ welcome back ♪
475
00:23:04,150 --> 00:23:07,885
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
476
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:10,154
♪ welcome back ♪
477
00:23:10,189 --> 00:23:14,158
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪♪
478
00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:21,631
♪
479
00:23:23,002 --> 00:23:25,769
♪ welcome back ♪
480
00:23:25,804 --> 00:23:29,573
♪ your dreams were
Your ticket out ♪
481
00:23:29,608 --> 00:23:31,775
♪ welcome back ♪
482
00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:36,613
♪ to that same old place
That you laughed about ♪
483
00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,749
♪ well the names
Have all changed
484
00:23:38,784 --> 00:23:40,918
Since you hung around ♪
485
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:43,087
♪ but those dreams have remained
486
00:23:43,122 --> 00:23:45,289
And they've turned around ♪
487
00:23:45,324 --> 00:23:47,557
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
488
00:23:47,593 --> 00:23:49,404
♪ who'd have thought
They'd lead you ♪
489
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,461
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
490
00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,563
♪ back here where we need ya ♪
491
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,699
♪ yeah we tease him a lot
492
00:23:55,734 --> 00:23:57,935
'cause we got him on the spot ♪
493
00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:00,070
♪ welcome back ♪
494
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:04,308
♪ welcome back, welcome
Back, welcome back ♪
495
00:24:04,343 --> 00:24:06,576
♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪
496
00:24:06,612 --> 00:24:09,380
♪ welcome back ♪
497
00:24:09,415 --> 00:24:13,150
♪ we always could
Spot a friend ♪
498
00:24:13,185 --> 00:24:15,452
♪ welcome back ♪
499
00:24:15,487 --> 00:24:17,487
♪ and I smile when I think ♪
500
00:24:17,523 --> 00:24:20,124
♪ how you must've been ♪
501
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:22,226
♪ and I know what a scene ♪
502
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:24,295
♪ you were learnin' in ♪♪
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