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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:10,841 Julie, what are you doing? 2 00:00:10,910 --> 00:00:12,543 Why are you bending down? 3 00:00:12,612 --> 00:00:13,922 Do you want the baby to be born 4 00:00:13,946 --> 00:00:16,680 With a bad back? 5 00:00:16,749 --> 00:00:18,483 Hey, vinnie. Vinnie, vinnie. 6 00:00:18,551 --> 00:00:19,928 Now, come on, you Don't want to be late 7 00:00:19,952 --> 00:00:21,530 On the first day of School, now, do you? 8 00:00:21,554 --> 00:00:24,521 I can't go in there, I got left back. 9 00:00:26,625 --> 00:00:27,992 Now, hear this. 10 00:00:28,060 --> 00:00:30,227 All hands on deck. 11 00:00:30,296 --> 00:00:34,531 Notify mr. Kotter his Wife is having a baby. 12 00:00:40,239 --> 00:00:42,373 Bouncing babies. 13 00:00:48,347 --> 00:00:49,347 Twins? 14 00:00:49,381 --> 00:00:52,350 Girls. Girls, gabe! 15 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:53,419 Twins. 16 00:00:53,486 --> 00:00:55,520 The mother and Daughters are doing fine. 17 00:00:56,990 --> 00:01:02,826 ♪ 18 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:06,864 ♪ welcome back ♪ 19 00:01:06,933 --> 00:01:10,635 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 20 00:01:10,703 --> 00:01:12,870 ♪ welcome back ♪ 21 00:01:12,938 --> 00:01:17,642 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 22 00:01:17,710 --> 00:01:19,810 ♪ well the names Have all changed 23 00:01:19,879 --> 00:01:21,979 Since you hung around ♪ 24 00:01:22,048 --> 00:01:24,215 ♪ but those dreams have remained 25 00:01:24,283 --> 00:01:26,417 And they've turned around ♪ 26 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,619 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 27 00:01:28,687 --> 00:01:30,466 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead ya ♪ 28 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,556 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 29 00:01:32,625 --> 00:01:34,725 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 30 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:36,760 ♪ yeah, we tease him a lot ♪ 31 00:01:36,829 --> 00:01:38,996 ♪ 'cause we got Him on the spot ♪ 32 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:41,098 ♪ welcome back ♪ 33 00:01:41,167 --> 00:01:46,737 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪♪ 34 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:55,079 ♪ 35 00:01:59,619 --> 00:02:04,288 Now that's the dullest Story I ever heard. 36 00:02:04,357 --> 00:02:06,657 Dull? 37 00:02:06,725 --> 00:02:09,092 It was boring! 38 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:15,266 You know, you should Be charged with p.D. 39 00:02:15,334 --> 00:02:17,801 Premeditated dullness. 40 00:02:22,075 --> 00:02:24,475 All right, cork it, clowns. 41 00:02:24,544 --> 00:02:26,555 Teaching this class Is about as much fun 42 00:02:26,579 --> 00:02:29,947 As root canal work. 43 00:02:30,016 --> 00:02:31,493 I thought all the Roots to your canal 44 00:02:31,517 --> 00:02:33,717 Dried up a long time ago. 45 00:02:36,822 --> 00:02:39,323 Epstein, that statement Is like your existence. 46 00:02:39,392 --> 00:02:41,525 It has no meaning. 47 00:02:41,594 --> 00:02:46,163 Mr. Woodman. 48 00:02:46,232 --> 00:02:50,668 Allow me to clarify Little juan's statement. 49 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:54,372 His reference to your Roots and your canals 50 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,308 Was merely his little Way of saying you look old. 51 00:03:01,046 --> 00:03:04,281 And dried up. 52 00:03:04,350 --> 00:03:06,384 Sit down. 53 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:08,063 This is what I get For giving kotter 54 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,087 The afternoon off to Take his wife and babies 55 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:13,357 Home from the hospital. 56 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,803 While you're being mr. Nice guy, 57 00:03:14,827 --> 00:03:17,261 Why don't you let barbarino Back in this class, huh? 58 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:18,896 With the rest of us guys? 59 00:03:18,965 --> 00:03:20,897 When barbarino Improves his grades, 60 00:03:20,966 --> 00:03:22,544 I'll let him take The makeup test. 61 00:03:22,568 --> 00:03:25,636 Until then, he Stays where he is. 62 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,839 What's the matter with you, You out of geritol or what? 63 00:03:31,010 --> 00:03:33,144 Oh, why didn't kotter Let those babies 64 00:03:33,212 --> 00:03:36,380 Take a cab home? 65 00:03:36,449 --> 00:03:38,482 Wait a minute! 66 00:03:38,551 --> 00:03:41,385 Not before me, feebs. 67 00:03:41,454 --> 00:03:47,324 ♪ 68 00:03:55,535 --> 00:03:56,801 Yes, look. 69 00:03:56,869 --> 00:03:59,202 I know this is not What you're used to. 70 00:03:59,271 --> 00:04:02,005 But it's gonna Have to do for now. 71 00:04:02,074 --> 00:04:03,685 And no complaints Or daddy will make you 72 00:04:03,709 --> 00:04:07,110 Chip in for the rent. 73 00:04:07,179 --> 00:04:10,180 Okay, all right. 74 00:04:10,249 --> 00:04:11,549 Julie, you okay? 75 00:04:11,617 --> 00:04:12,750 You look a little tired. 76 00:04:12,819 --> 00:04:14,785 I am tired, honey, I Don't know why, though, 77 00:04:14,853 --> 00:04:16,987 I had my usual week. 78 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:20,357 I did the laundry, I Picked up the cleaning, 79 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:23,427 I gave birth to twins... 80 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:26,797 Go ahead, sit down. 81 00:04:26,866 --> 00:04:28,565 Okay, girls. 82 00:04:28,635 --> 00:04:30,034 Now. 83 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:33,004 You each got your own cribs. 84 00:04:33,072 --> 00:04:37,441 When I was your age, I Didn't have my own crib. 85 00:04:37,510 --> 00:04:39,187 I want you to follow the rules. 86 00:04:39,211 --> 00:04:40,723 Don't let anybody get Near your safety pins 87 00:04:40,747 --> 00:04:43,413 On the first date. 88 00:04:43,482 --> 00:04:45,516 Be home by ten every night. 89 00:04:45,584 --> 00:04:47,251 And there'll be no trouble. 90 00:04:47,319 --> 00:04:49,886 Honey. You know, we can't Put this off any longer. 91 00:04:49,955 --> 00:04:52,490 We have been arguing for months. 92 00:04:52,558 --> 00:04:56,193 What are we going To name the babies? 93 00:04:56,261 --> 00:05:01,031 Well, what's wrong with This one and that one? 94 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,899 Too common. 95 00:05:02,968 --> 00:05:05,002 Come on, we've got To agree on something 96 00:05:05,070 --> 00:05:06,604 And just do it. 97 00:05:06,672 --> 00:05:08,450 Well, you didn't like My last suggestions. 98 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:11,742 Ethel and lucy. 99 00:05:11,811 --> 00:05:14,745 Yeah, that's a great idea, And then I'll call you ricky 100 00:05:14,814 --> 00:05:18,983 And you can call me fred! 101 00:05:19,051 --> 00:05:20,929 Let's just name one After your mother 102 00:05:20,953 --> 00:05:22,786 And one after my mother. 103 00:05:22,855 --> 00:05:24,321 Now, that's a good idea. 104 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:27,724 Okay, you can be mrs. Kotter, 105 00:05:27,794 --> 00:05:30,161 And you can be mrs. Hanson. 106 00:05:30,229 --> 00:05:32,863 What's wrong with Rachel and robin? 107 00:05:36,135 --> 00:05:39,269 There's your answer. 108 00:05:39,338 --> 00:05:40,638 What's the matter? 109 00:05:40,707 --> 00:05:42,306 What's the matter with you now? 110 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,808 Look at daddy. 111 00:05:47,246 --> 00:05:48,713 Look at silly daddy. 112 00:05:52,718 --> 00:05:55,119 Oh, no. 113 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,497 What do you want, Julie, we had five 114 00:05:56,521 --> 00:05:58,455 Uninterrupted minutes. 115 00:06:06,498 --> 00:06:07,631 Vinnie. 116 00:06:07,699 --> 00:06:12,202 I'm surprised you Remembered my name. 117 00:06:12,271 --> 00:06:14,204 Come in. 118 00:06:14,273 --> 00:06:16,673 So, these are the babies, huh? 119 00:06:16,742 --> 00:06:18,743 They're cute. 120 00:06:18,811 --> 00:06:20,731 You know, believe it Or not, I was really not 121 00:06:20,780 --> 00:06:22,279 A very good-looking baby. 122 00:06:22,348 --> 00:06:23,547 I really wasn't. 123 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:27,484 I had the kind of face You had to grow into. 124 00:06:27,553 --> 00:06:29,453 Makes perfect sense. 125 00:06:29,522 --> 00:06:33,557 Yeah, I mean, it's the old Grow into your face syndrome. 126 00:06:33,626 --> 00:06:35,136 Thanks for Complimenting the babies. 127 00:06:35,160 --> 00:06:37,105 Yeah, well, that's enough Talk about your babies, 128 00:06:37,129 --> 00:06:38,239 I mean, they're beautiful kids 129 00:06:38,263 --> 00:06:39,708 And everything Worked out terrific 130 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:41,799 Just like I told you It would, didn't I? 131 00:06:41,867 --> 00:06:44,301 Nice day, the sun Is shining right? 132 00:06:44,369 --> 00:06:48,238 People in montana to make milk. 133 00:06:48,307 --> 00:06:50,251 People in switzerland, They're making cheese, 134 00:06:50,275 --> 00:06:51,942 Which is very nice. 135 00:06:52,011 --> 00:06:53,855 People in paris are makin' love, 136 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:56,379 Which is also very nice. 137 00:06:56,448 --> 00:06:59,717 But nobody, nobody cares About vinnie barbarino. 138 00:06:59,785 --> 00:07:00,918 Vinnie. 139 00:07:00,986 --> 00:07:03,821 If you were Making love in paris, 140 00:07:03,889 --> 00:07:08,792 Would you be caring About vinnie barbarino? 141 00:07:08,860 --> 00:07:11,139 Well, you got a point there, But that don't excuse people 142 00:07:11,163 --> 00:07:13,863 In montana and switzerland. 143 00:07:13,932 --> 00:07:14,998 Vinnie, listen. 144 00:07:15,067 --> 00:07:16,678 I'll try and do what I can with woodman, 145 00:07:16,702 --> 00:07:19,035 But you're gonna have to Let us get settled first, okay? 146 00:07:19,104 --> 00:07:20,704 We'll see you later. 147 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:22,484 All right, look, look, I've been selling points 148 00:07:22,508 --> 00:07:24,074 All my life, right? 149 00:07:24,143 --> 00:07:25,676 Good-bye, babies. 150 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:26,825 Good-bye, mrs. Kotter. 151 00:07:26,879 --> 00:07:28,111 Bye. 152 00:07:33,019 --> 00:07:36,219 I have to make woodman To give him the make-up test. 153 00:07:36,288 --> 00:07:37,666 Hey look girls, daddy's back. 154 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,790 Look at daddy. 155 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,226 Go away! 156 00:07:43,295 --> 00:07:45,262 Nobody's home! 157 00:07:45,331 --> 00:07:47,931 Look, vinnie, I told you I'll do something about it. 158 00:07:48,000 --> 00:07:49,266 Now go away! 159 00:07:49,334 --> 00:07:53,069 Julie's mother and father, wow! 160 00:07:53,138 --> 00:07:58,041 Come on in. 161 00:07:58,110 --> 00:08:00,511 Come on in, good To see you, wow. 162 00:08:00,579 --> 00:08:02,345 I'm sorry about what I said at the door. 163 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:04,748 I thought you were The sweathogs. 164 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:10,487 Uh, that's my Students, barbarino. 165 00:08:10,556 --> 00:08:12,856 Why didn't you call and Tell us you were coming? 166 00:08:12,925 --> 00:08:15,059 Did you think we'd leave Our little girl alone 167 00:08:15,127 --> 00:08:17,594 With two brand new babies? 168 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:21,031 I was never keen about Leaving her alone with you. 169 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:26,737 So these are the little angels. 170 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,806 Oh, lookie there, mama. 171 00:08:28,874 --> 00:08:30,707 They have your eyes. 172 00:08:30,776 --> 00:08:33,276 And your nose, papa. 173 00:08:36,282 --> 00:08:39,116 See any of me in There a little bit, huh? 174 00:08:41,019 --> 00:08:44,954 Yes, I do, but let's hope They'll grow out of it. 175 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:50,761 They're beautiful children! 176 00:08:50,829 --> 00:08:51,995 I'm so proud of you. 177 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:53,830 You did a wonderful job. 178 00:08:53,899 --> 00:08:58,735 Oh, thanks, but gabe had A little to do with it, too. 179 00:08:58,804 --> 00:09:01,505 Really? 180 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:05,775 Just needlin' you Gabe, just needlin' ya. 181 00:09:05,845 --> 00:09:09,546 Well, come sit down. 182 00:09:09,615 --> 00:09:12,182 Well, what's Happening back home? 183 00:09:12,251 --> 00:09:13,450 I don't know. 184 00:09:13,519 --> 00:09:15,286 We're not there. 185 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:22,759 Yeah, I know you're not there. 186 00:09:22,828 --> 00:09:24,472 How were things When you were there? 187 00:09:24,496 --> 00:09:25,929 Big changes, julie. 188 00:09:25,998 --> 00:09:27,230 Big. 189 00:09:27,299 --> 00:09:30,567 Nothing ever changes In rural nebraska. 190 00:09:30,636 --> 00:09:31,780 They knew something Exciting happened 191 00:09:31,804 --> 00:09:34,605 Like the rooster overslept. 192 00:09:34,673 --> 00:09:37,107 Oh, good one, gabe. 193 00:09:40,746 --> 00:09:42,279 By golly, I'm starved. 194 00:09:42,348 --> 00:09:43,413 Let's eat. 195 00:09:43,482 --> 00:09:45,482 I'm sorry, but we Weren't prepared. 196 00:09:45,550 --> 00:09:47,617 Well, we are. 197 00:09:47,686 --> 00:09:49,219 Here you go. 198 00:09:49,288 --> 00:09:54,024 Good old nebraska produce. 199 00:09:54,093 --> 00:09:57,461 There, finest corn there is. 200 00:09:57,529 --> 00:09:59,496 Julie, look at all that stuff. 201 00:09:59,565 --> 00:10:03,200 Wow, I'm glad you're Not a cattle rancher. 202 00:10:03,268 --> 00:10:05,035 Yet another good one, gabe. 203 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,937 Come on, son, give Me a hand with this. 204 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:10,540 Yes, sir, we sure did Bring you the very finest. 205 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:13,543 Yes, there's baby Peas, young lima beans, 206 00:10:13,612 --> 00:10:17,313 And tender golden niblets. 207 00:10:17,382 --> 00:10:21,184 Baby peas, young lima beans, And tender golden niblets. 208 00:10:21,253 --> 00:10:23,520 Ho-ho-ho. 209 00:10:26,825 --> 00:10:29,459 Are you all right, gabe? 210 00:10:29,528 --> 00:10:32,162 Oh, sure, everything's Fine in the valley. 211 00:10:36,535 --> 00:10:38,079 I get it, I get it, Honey, sit down. 212 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:41,171 Okay. 213 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:42,384 - ♪ hello ♪ - ♪ hello ♪ 214 00:10:42,408 --> 00:10:44,374 ♪ hello ♪ 215 00:10:46,745 --> 00:10:47,677 Come on in. 216 00:10:47,746 --> 00:10:49,024 Come on in and meet my parents, 217 00:10:49,048 --> 00:10:51,381 Mr. And mrs. Hanson, These are gabe's students. 218 00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,882 How you doing? 219 00:10:52,951 --> 00:10:54,429 How are you doing, miss lady? 220 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,253 How do you do? 221 00:10:56,321 --> 00:11:00,457 Oh, and here's The little babies. 222 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:02,725 Yes, the infants kotter. 223 00:11:02,794 --> 00:11:04,861 Wait a minute. They ain't infants. 224 00:11:04,930 --> 00:11:06,729 They twins. 225 00:11:06,798 --> 00:11:08,265 Oh, mr. Kotter. 226 00:11:08,333 --> 00:11:12,502 Are they fraternal or identical? 227 00:11:12,571 --> 00:11:13,715 Well, when they grow Up we're gonna let them 228 00:11:13,739 --> 00:11:17,440 Make up their own minds. 229 00:11:17,509 --> 00:11:18,676 Shh. 230 00:11:18,744 --> 00:11:20,978 Bye, babies. 231 00:11:31,423 --> 00:11:34,357 They sure grow 'em Different out here. 232 00:11:37,462 --> 00:11:38,940 Are they staying For dinner, too? 233 00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:41,064 No! 234 00:11:41,132 --> 00:11:43,233 Well, the eyes have it. 235 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,913 We're gonna do like We do on the farm. 236 00:11:44,937 --> 00:11:46,247 If you wanna eat, You gotta help. 237 00:11:46,271 --> 00:11:48,905 So that means you Got to shell the peas 238 00:11:48,974 --> 00:11:50,718 And you got to fetch The water and you, 239 00:11:50,742 --> 00:11:53,143 You gotta shuck the corn. 240 00:11:53,211 --> 00:11:54,956 Well, how about if He shucks the water 241 00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:56,980 And I fetch the corn? 242 00:11:57,049 --> 00:11:58,760 Yeah, epstein was Always better at fetching 243 00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:02,920 Than shucking. 244 00:12:02,988 --> 00:12:05,488 Are you really a farmer? 245 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:06,623 I sure am. 246 00:12:06,692 --> 00:12:08,537 I got a dozen goats Back on the farm 247 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,227 That call me "Boss." 248 00:12:11,296 --> 00:12:14,798 Have you ever been To a locust plague? 249 00:12:19,305 --> 00:12:20,749 Julie, you know, I Really like your parents, 250 00:12:20,773 --> 00:12:23,273 But it's gonna be very Crowded around here. 251 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,408 They're gonna go to A hotel, aren't they? 252 00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:26,944 Hotel? 253 00:12:27,012 --> 00:12:28,245 I wouldn't think of it. 254 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,891 We're all gonna Pitch in together, 255 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:32,182 Why, there's too much To do around here. 256 00:12:32,250 --> 00:12:34,384 Feedin' the young Ones, wrastlin' up grub, 257 00:12:34,453 --> 00:12:37,454 And keepin' the corn fresh. 258 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:45,095 Now I know why john Boy left the waltons. 259 00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:46,530 ♪ 260 00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:50,300 That's a really good one, gabe! 261 00:12:50,368 --> 00:12:56,239 ♪ 262 00:12:58,977 --> 00:13:04,848 ♪ 263 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:14,691 ♪ old mckotter Had a farm, e-I-e-I-o ♪ 264 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,760 ♪ and on this Farm he had a cow ♪ 265 00:13:16,828 --> 00:13:18,362 ♪ e-I-e-I-o ♪ 266 00:13:18,430 --> 00:13:20,508 ♪ with a moo-moo here And a moo-moo there ♪ 267 00:13:20,532 --> 00:13:21,932 ♪ moo, moo ♪♪ 268 00:13:22,001 --> 00:13:25,702 Ahh! 269 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:29,506 We're just trying to Make you feel at home. 270 00:13:29,574 --> 00:13:32,042 Home. 271 00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:36,512 Home all week has been A nebraska state fair. 272 00:13:36,581 --> 00:13:38,748 Look, guys. 273 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:41,151 You gotta help Me. I got a problem. 274 00:13:41,220 --> 00:13:44,454 Oh, mr. Kotter, This is wonderful. 275 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:48,224 You coming to us for help. 276 00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:52,896 First, pass your Homework to the left. 277 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,597 All right, listen. 278 00:13:54,666 --> 00:13:56,011 My in-laws have Been at my house now 279 00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:57,134 For five days. 280 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,283 I mean, I like them, They're nice people, 281 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:01,071 But I can't do anything. 282 00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,550 I can't get near my babies. 283 00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:04,241 I can't get near my wife. 284 00:14:04,310 --> 00:14:07,410 I'm sleeping on the fire escape. 285 00:14:07,479 --> 00:14:09,046 I can't take it anymore. 286 00:14:09,114 --> 00:14:12,115 It's driving me crazy. 287 00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:21,858 Okay, kotter, you got it. 288 00:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,660 Got what? 289 00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:26,730 Don't worry. It'll Be taken care of. 290 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:34,370 We have this Friend in the bronx. 291 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,876 He owes us a favor. 292 00:14:42,948 --> 00:14:46,016 I just want them to leave. 293 00:14:46,084 --> 00:14:48,919 They will. 294 00:14:48,987 --> 00:14:51,187 Permanently. 295 00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,622 Will you stop kiddin' around? 296 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,035 I just want to get 'em out of my house 297 00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:55,491 And back to nebraska. 298 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,895 Then mr. Kotter, You must be kind 299 00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:03,032 And gentle and dignified And tactfully tell 'em 300 00:15:03,101 --> 00:15:04,934 To get out. 301 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:07,404 I can't do that, arnold, They're my wife's parents. 302 00:15:07,472 --> 00:15:10,206 Oh, come on, Mr. Kotter, pretend... 303 00:15:10,275 --> 00:15:13,343 Pretend that I'm Your father-in-law. 304 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,645 It's a little bit of A stretch, isn't it? 305 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:25,488 Shuck the corn, gabe, A-hyuck, hyuck, hyuck! 306 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:34,331 Tactfully ask them to leave? 307 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:38,301 All right. 308 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:42,138 Mr. Hanson, I really Appreciate you and mama 309 00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,918 Coming out here, I mean, to help us 310 00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:45,341 In our time of need. 311 00:15:45,410 --> 00:15:47,377 But I think that julie And I are capable 312 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,379 Of handling it by ourselves now. 313 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:53,216 So we'd really like to Thank you for coming, 314 00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,385 And you can go. 315 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:01,324 Wouldn't think of it, Gabe, hyuck, hyuck, hyuck. 316 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:02,503 You're right, it's Not gonna work. 317 00:16:02,527 --> 00:16:04,827 It's not. 318 00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,774 Hey, mr. Kotter, man, you Know what you do, man? 319 00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:09,066 You got to get down with it. 320 00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:10,211 You know what I'm Talking about, man, I mean, 321 00:16:10,235 --> 00:16:11,768 You got to be hip. 322 00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:13,714 You got be clever, I Mean, they ain't gonna 323 00:16:13,738 --> 00:16:15,605 Expect that from you. 324 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:20,744 - try it. - okay, just check it out. 325 00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:21,923 Just check me out, I'm Gonna show you how 326 00:16:21,947 --> 00:16:23,324 It's supposed to Be done, all right. 327 00:16:23,348 --> 00:16:26,415 This is how you gotta Handle it with them peoples. 328 00:16:26,484 --> 00:16:28,618 All right, daddy-in-law And mommy-in-law, 329 00:16:28,686 --> 00:16:31,287 I want y'all to go away today 'cause me and my old lady 330 00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:33,757 Are gonna play, so, yay. 331 00:16:39,598 --> 00:16:43,032 You don't seriously Expect me to do that? 332 00:16:43,101 --> 00:16:45,335 No. 333 00:16:45,403 --> 00:16:46,937 Lookie here, mr. Kotter. 334 00:16:47,005 --> 00:16:48,905 You just listen to Old juan epstein. 335 00:16:48,974 --> 00:16:50,440 What you gotta do is... 336 00:16:50,508 --> 00:16:52,375 You gotta go for The throat, see? 337 00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:56,146 And then... And then you Drive 'em into the ground, see? 338 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,735 And then you make 'em eat it. 339 00:16:57,782 --> 00:17:00,350 You show no mercy! 340 00:17:00,418 --> 00:17:02,352 And if that don't work, 341 00:17:02,420 --> 00:17:07,157 You just gotta get Rough with them. 342 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,325 Maybe you're right. 343 00:17:08,393 --> 00:17:10,227 Juan epstein's always right. 344 00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,462 Maybe I should get tough. 345 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:20,904 You listen to me, Mr. Cock-a-doodle-doo! 346 00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:25,575 Go back to nebraska And fertilize it! 347 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:27,377 Get out of brooklyn! 348 00:17:27,445 --> 00:17:29,813 Leave me, my wife, my babies, 349 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,715 'cause they're mine, not yours! 350 00:17:31,783 --> 00:17:33,750 I don't want any Farm-fresh vegetables. 351 00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,563 I want frozen, I want canned, 352 00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:41,491 I want... Wait, wait, wait! 353 00:17:41,559 --> 00:17:44,995 Hey, hey, hey, save it for Ma and pa kettle, all right? 354 00:17:47,199 --> 00:17:48,365 I'm sorry. 355 00:17:48,433 --> 00:17:51,601 I went away for a While, but now I'm back. 356 00:17:51,669 --> 00:17:53,903 Come on, let's go do it. 357 00:17:53,972 --> 00:17:56,506 ♪ 358 00:17:56,574 --> 00:17:58,341 All right, where are they? 359 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,110 They're in the cribs. 360 00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:02,479 They're in t he cribs? 361 00:18:02,547 --> 00:18:04,125 I mean your parents, Where are your parents? 362 00:18:04,149 --> 00:18:05,659 They're on their Way to the airport. 363 00:18:05,683 --> 00:18:08,784 Why, they don't sell Broccoli at the airport. 364 00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:12,055 'cause they're going Back to nebraska. 365 00:18:12,124 --> 00:18:13,056 Why? 366 00:18:13,125 --> 00:18:16,726 Because they live there. 367 00:18:16,794 --> 00:18:19,396 They left? 368 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:21,931 How come they didn't Say good-bye to me? 369 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,032 Oh, honey. 370 00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,812 They were on standby For three days. 371 00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:25,913 They finally got a flight out. 372 00:18:25,937 --> 00:18:27,536 They had to take it. 373 00:18:27,605 --> 00:18:29,016 - really? - yeah. 374 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,974 Here, they left a note for you. 375 00:18:35,647 --> 00:18:38,748 "Dear gabe, hope you Don't mind the imposition. 376 00:18:38,817 --> 00:18:41,083 For a city boy, you're not bad. 377 00:18:41,152 --> 00:18:43,030 Thoughtful, generous, And the best husband 378 00:18:43,054 --> 00:18:45,221 We could wish for Our daughter, julie. 379 00:18:45,289 --> 00:18:47,790 Love and kisses, mom and dad." 380 00:18:47,859 --> 00:18:49,191 That's nice. 381 00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,426 You know what's nicer? 382 00:18:50,495 --> 00:18:54,297 I don't have to sleep On the fire escape. 383 00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,899 Oh. 384 00:18:56,968 --> 00:18:58,048 Coming, coming, coming. 385 00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:02,706 Coming, coming, Coming, coming, coming. 386 00:19:02,774 --> 00:19:04,541 Oh-ho, you did it, huh? 387 00:19:04,609 --> 00:19:06,209 You drove them out of here? 388 00:19:06,277 --> 00:19:08,911 Mission accomplished, huh? 389 00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:13,749 Well, guys, man's gotta Do what a man's gotta do. 390 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:18,088 Thanks for your help. 391 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,390 We really would love To ask you to stay, 392 00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,570 But the old man and I Would like to spend just 393 00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:26,763 A little time alone, you Understand, don't you? 394 00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,543 Yeah, but before we Split, we just want to give 395 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:30,467 The babies their presents. 396 00:19:30,535 --> 00:19:34,137 You got the babies pre... You Didn't have to do that, guys. 397 00:19:34,205 --> 00:19:37,140 I told ya we didn't Have to do that! 398 00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,282 Hi there. 399 00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:47,984 Hi, babies, hi, hey. 400 00:19:48,053 --> 00:19:51,154 Welcome to earth. 401 00:19:51,222 --> 00:19:52,789 I'm uncle freddie. 402 00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:56,026 Got you all a nice little Present here and I hope it fits. 403 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:06,736 Freddie. 404 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,538 Freddie, where did You get these hats? 405 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,650 Them hats, they used to belong 406 00:20:09,674 --> 00:20:11,608 To my brother leroy. 407 00:20:11,676 --> 00:20:12,920 Had 'em ever since he was born, 408 00:20:12,944 --> 00:20:15,612 He was a very flashy baby. 409 00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,392 See, he used to wear This one during the week, 410 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:20,750 And this one was for sundays. 411 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:24,321 I, too, have a littlie Gift for the little babies, 412 00:20:24,389 --> 00:20:27,324 Mrs. Kotter. 413 00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:32,062 This was my rocking horse. 414 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,531 I think I could Part with it now. 415 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,467 Thank you, arnold. 416 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:44,740 Good-bye, pepper. 417 00:20:44,809 --> 00:20:49,011 I got a little something Here from old juan epstein. 418 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,646 Here you are. 419 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:58,299 Yeah, yeah, this Here's my sister's old 420 00:20:58,323 --> 00:21:00,890 Tiny tim doll. 421 00:21:00,959 --> 00:21:02,925 But you gotta be Careful, see, 'cause 422 00:21:02,994 --> 00:21:05,328 She don't cry anymore. 423 00:21:05,397 --> 00:21:08,698 She just leaks. 424 00:21:08,766 --> 00:21:10,200 Thank you very much, juan. 425 00:21:10,268 --> 00:21:13,769 Thank you guys, really, It's really nice of you. 426 00:21:13,838 --> 00:21:16,039 Well, mt. Kotter, We gonna be splittin', 427 00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:17,685 Shovin' off, you Know, check y'all out 428 00:21:17,709 --> 00:21:19,142 Later on, babies. 429 00:21:19,211 --> 00:21:20,443 Mrs. Kotter, be cool. 430 00:21:20,512 --> 00:21:22,612 Thanks for the presents, huh? 431 00:21:22,680 --> 00:21:26,016 Don't do anything funny In front of the babies. 432 00:21:27,952 --> 00:21:29,386 Bye-bye. 433 00:21:35,760 --> 00:21:37,605 I don't believe it, We're alone at least. 434 00:21:37,629 --> 00:21:40,363 Yep. Just the four of us. 435 00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,142 Just think of it, Julie, a whole night 436 00:21:42,166 --> 00:21:44,011 With nothing to do But feed the babies. 437 00:21:44,035 --> 00:21:45,035 Yeah. 438 00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:48,504 No. 439 00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:50,413 You don't think it Could be your parents... 440 00:21:50,441 --> 00:21:52,019 I mean, the flight couldn't Have been cancelled, 441 00:21:52,043 --> 00:21:54,010 Could it, I mean, overbooked? 442 00:21:54,079 --> 00:21:57,113 Nebraska's not closed On thursdays, is it? 443 00:22:01,285 --> 00:22:03,119 Mr. Woodman. 444 00:22:03,187 --> 00:22:04,699 Mr. Woodman, what Are you doing here? 445 00:22:04,723 --> 00:22:06,589 I just came by to Offer my condolences 446 00:22:06,657 --> 00:22:09,459 To your daughters On their choice of... 447 00:22:09,527 --> 00:22:11,827 On their choice of father. 448 00:22:11,896 --> 00:22:13,696 I brought you this. 449 00:22:13,764 --> 00:22:16,031 Oh, thanks, you Didn't have to do that. 450 00:22:16,101 --> 00:22:17,778 I know, I'm just an old softie. 451 00:22:17,802 --> 00:22:19,781 You don't have to open it Now, it's just a little something 452 00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:23,373 I picked up last winter at a Vice principals convention. 453 00:22:25,210 --> 00:22:27,777 So these are the babies. 454 00:22:27,845 --> 00:22:29,490 No, no, that's the Laundry, the babies are in 455 00:22:29,514 --> 00:22:32,716 The hamper. 456 00:22:32,784 --> 00:22:35,051 Hiya, babies. 457 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:37,486 Goo-goo-goo. 458 00:22:37,555 --> 00:22:39,199 I love babies, Kotter, just love 'em. 459 00:22:39,223 --> 00:22:41,290 Can I pick one up, julie? 460 00:22:41,359 --> 00:22:43,226 Do you know how? 461 00:22:43,294 --> 00:22:44,438 Of course, I never Told you this, 462 00:22:44,462 --> 00:22:45,606 But during the second world war, 463 00:22:45,630 --> 00:22:47,931 I was a nurse's aide. 464 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:55,304 Okay, mr. Woodman. 465 00:22:55,373 --> 00:22:57,439 Here we go, but be very careful. 466 00:22:57,508 --> 00:23:00,276 Here's uncle woody. 467 00:23:00,344 --> 00:23:02,278 I love babies, kotter. 468 00:23:02,346 --> 00:23:04,747 Just love 'em. 469 00:23:04,816 --> 00:23:10,686 ♪ 470 00:23:15,693 --> 00:23:17,804 Mr. Woodman, thanks for The gifts you gave the babies. 471 00:23:17,828 --> 00:23:20,196 That really wasn't necessary. 472 00:23:20,265 --> 00:23:21,931 Why not, kotter? 473 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,967 I'm a classy guy. 474 00:23:25,036 --> 00:23:26,547 Hey, would you like to Be a really classy guy 475 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,638 And give their Father a present, too? 476 00:23:28,707 --> 00:23:32,207 You want a puka Shell rattle, too? 477 00:23:32,276 --> 00:23:34,116 No, I'd like you to give Vinnie a make-up test. 478 00:23:34,178 --> 00:23:37,246 All right, but if he Fails by one point, 479 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,348 He stays in the tenth grade. 480 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:40,349 Thanks a lot, mr. Woodman, 481 00:23:40,418 --> 00:23:41,784 I really appreciate it. 482 00:23:41,852 --> 00:23:43,064 Hey, did I ever tell Ya about my uncle 483 00:23:43,088 --> 00:23:45,788 Who spent three years In the tenth grade? 484 00:23:53,264 --> 00:23:54,697 Kotter. 485 00:23:54,765 --> 00:23:57,066 I'll buy gifts for your babies. 486 00:23:57,134 --> 00:24:00,169 I'll even let barbarino Take a make-up test. 487 00:24:00,237 --> 00:24:03,639 But I will not, Absolutely not listen 488 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,375 To one of your uncle jokes. 489 00:24:06,444 --> 00:24:12,314 ♪ 490 00:24:17,122 --> 00:24:22,925 ♪ 491 00:24:24,862 --> 00:24:27,529 ♪ welcome back ♪ 492 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:31,334 ♪ your dreams were Your ticket out ♪ 493 00:24:31,402 --> 00:24:33,536 ♪ welcome back ♪ 494 00:24:33,604 --> 00:24:38,274 ♪ to that same old place That you laughed about ♪ 495 00:24:38,343 --> 00:24:40,509 ♪ well the names Have all changed 496 00:24:40,578 --> 00:24:42,645 Since you hung around ♪ 497 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:44,881 ♪ but those dreams have remained 498 00:24:44,949 --> 00:24:47,116 And they've turned around ♪ 499 00:24:47,184 --> 00:24:49,318 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 500 00:24:49,387 --> 00:24:51,131 ♪ who'd have thought They'd lead you ♪ 501 00:24:51,155 --> 00:24:53,255 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 502 00:24:53,324 --> 00:24:55,324 ♪ back here where we need ya ♪ 503 00:24:55,393 --> 00:24:57,359 ♪ yeah we tease him a lot 504 00:24:57,428 --> 00:24:59,628 'cause we got him on the spot ♪ 505 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,764 ♪ welcome back ♪ 506 00:25:01,833 --> 00:25:06,069 ♪ welcome back, welcome Back, welcome back ♪ 507 00:25:06,137 --> 00:25:08,304 ♪ welcome back, welcome back ♪ 508 00:25:08,372 --> 00:25:09,906 ♪ welcome back ♪♪ 35167

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