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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,083 --> 00:00:05,542 (gentle music) 2 00:00:49,208 --> 00:00:52,083 (thunder cracks) 3 00:00:57,167 --> 00:00:59,708 - [Billy] Mistake on the lake. 4 00:00:59,708 --> 00:01:01,042 - [Man] You say somethin'? 5 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,917 - That's what they call this place, isn't it? 6 00:01:05,917 --> 00:01:07,542 Mistake on the lake? 7 00:01:07,542 --> 00:01:09,750 - [Man] Hell no, they called it 8 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:11,792 the best location in the nation. 9 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:16,167 - They're lyin'. 10 00:01:16,167 --> 00:01:19,208 (neon signs buzz) 11 00:01:25,750 --> 00:01:27,125 Hey hey, what do you say. 12 00:01:27,125 --> 00:01:29,833 Watch your ass, I'm coming your way. 13 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:33,167 Screw it. 14 00:01:38,625 --> 00:01:41,625 (people chattering) 15 00:02:12,375 --> 00:02:15,083 (cars honking) 16 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:36,833 Good mornin', darlin'. 17 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:39,208 Ain't you just as sweet as a Georgia peach. 18 00:02:41,208 --> 00:02:43,167 I'm here to see Cecil Simms. 19 00:02:43,167 --> 00:02:45,167 - Do you have an appointment with Mr. Simms? 20 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:48,667 - You got a pair of titties in there 21 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:50,208 or are you just playin' dress up? 22 00:02:52,667 --> 00:02:53,583 - Mr. Simms? 23 00:02:53,583 --> 00:02:55,208 - Hey there, Cecil. 24 00:02:55,208 --> 00:02:56,167 You look good. 25 00:02:58,417 --> 00:03:00,292 - You look like shit, Dwayne. 26 00:03:00,292 --> 00:03:02,875 (Billy laughs) 27 00:03:02,875 --> 00:03:04,000 What happened to Baltimore? 28 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,167 - My ratings were good. 29 00:03:06,667 --> 00:03:09,042 - Your ratings were always good. 30 00:03:09,042 --> 00:03:12,000 - Well, you know I did a record hop with Little Richard. 31 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:14,000 - Little Richard got you canned? 32 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,042 - Well, it's a real white town, it was a real black show. 33 00:03:18,042 --> 00:03:19,833 You know I like that sweaty collar 34 00:03:19,833 --> 00:03:22,000 and dirty fingernail music, Cecil. 35 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,625 - Are you telling me you got fired 36 00:03:23,625 --> 00:03:26,208 just because you like race music? 37 00:03:31,125 --> 00:03:32,667 - You gonna make me ask you, man? 38 00:03:37,875 --> 00:03:42,000 Jesus Christ, Cecil, I mean I tried everywhere else. 39 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:45,167 Des Moines, I even tried goddamn Des Moines. 40 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,750 I even tried Kalamazoo. 41 00:03:51,667 --> 00:03:53,458 Don't make me go through this, man. 42 00:03:57,000 --> 00:03:59,542 - Seven to 12, two to five. 43 00:03:59,542 --> 00:04:01,500 I'll pay you what you got in Baltimore. 44 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:02,292 Weekends. 45 00:04:04,042 --> 00:04:05,417 - Thank you, Cecil. 46 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:06,208 - Don't thank me. 47 00:04:07,625 --> 00:04:10,125 Just don't try to cheat me. 48 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:11,958 - I ain't gonna cheat you, man. 49 00:04:11,958 --> 00:04:13,708 I know the rules. 50 00:04:13,708 --> 00:04:15,208 - Good. 51 00:04:15,208 --> 00:04:18,042 What's your hep cat name gonna be? 52 00:04:18,042 --> 00:04:20,042 Billy Starlight? 53 00:04:20,042 --> 00:04:21,792 Billy Thunder? 54 00:04:21,792 --> 00:04:25,125 Billy Magic. 55 00:04:25,125 --> 00:04:26,125 Billy Magic. 56 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:28,292 - I ain't been Billy Magic since Fort Worth. 57 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:32,167 - Clean yourself up. 58 00:04:32,167 --> 00:04:34,125 Get yourself a decent haircut, will ya? 59 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,000 Buy a new suit for Christ sake. 60 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,083 Get a tan, you gotta have a tan. 61 00:04:41,667 --> 00:04:42,708 - It's winter, Cecil. 62 00:04:45,208 --> 00:04:46,000 - Buy a lamp. 63 00:04:49,125 --> 00:04:52,125 - Hey, what about a kid? 64 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:55,167 - Hire one, just make sure he's the right kid. 65 00:04:55,167 --> 00:04:57,250 - The Billy Magic WHK High School 66 00:04:57,250 --> 00:05:00,583 Hall of Fame presents, ta-da. 67 00:05:08,000 --> 00:05:08,792 - Duh. 68 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,833 Duh, duh! 69 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:17,333 Why can't I say it? 70 00:05:18,917 --> 00:05:22,208 Rock and roll is the goal designed to give you soul. 71 00:05:22,208 --> 00:05:25,750 - [Billy] This is WHK Cleveland. 72 00:05:25,750 --> 00:05:27,125 Are you ready for your Billy Magic WHK 73 00:05:27,125 --> 00:05:29,625 High School Hall of Fame winner for the day? 74 00:05:29,625 --> 00:05:31,833 To elect someone to the Billy Magic WHK 75 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,833 High School Hall of Fame send us a postcard 76 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:36,000 with the name of your favorite high school student. 77 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,250 You cannot vote for yourself. 78 00:05:38,250 --> 00:05:39,917 All entries must be signed. 79 00:05:39,917 --> 00:05:43,000 All signatures will be authenticated by-- 80 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:46,750 ♪ WHK caller radio ♪ 81 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:48,167 - [Billy] In the Billy Magic WHK 82 00:05:48,167 --> 00:05:50,292 High School Hall of Fame today 83 00:05:50,292 --> 00:05:53,333 from Cleveland Latin High School, Kevin Boyle. 84 00:05:56,917 --> 00:06:01,000 ♪ My heart is crying, crying ♪ 85 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,125 ♪ Lonely teardrops ♪ 86 00:06:18,958 --> 00:06:20,333 (Karchy speaking in foreign language) 87 00:06:20,333 --> 00:06:21,708 - English. 88 00:06:21,708 --> 00:06:24,042 Please, teach the English. 89 00:06:24,042 --> 00:06:25,292 - What are you doin', Pop? 90 00:06:25,292 --> 00:06:28,000 - I study test. 91 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,042 - You should be asleep. 92 00:06:29,042 --> 00:06:30,542 - I know. 93 00:06:30,542 --> 00:06:34,083 I got to be American citizen. 94 00:06:34,083 --> 00:06:34,875 We together. 95 00:06:35,958 --> 00:06:38,167 You study for test. 96 00:06:38,167 --> 00:06:41,125 You gonna be American citizen, too. 97 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:43,000 - Don't worry about it, Pop. 98 00:06:43,000 --> 00:06:45,042 - Don't worry, worry. 99 00:06:45,042 --> 00:06:45,833 I worry! 100 00:06:46,833 --> 00:06:48,250 Want a pork chop, Karchy? 101 00:06:49,083 --> 00:06:50,708 - [Karchy] For breakfast? 102 00:06:50,708 --> 00:06:52,083 I already got an RC Cola. 103 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,292 - RC Cola, for breakfast? 104 00:06:55,292 --> 00:06:58,333 We have been in this country seven years. 105 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:00,708 I no understand that thing. 106 00:07:02,708 --> 00:07:05,000 Your tie, let me fix it. 107 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:06,625 - [Billy] That takes care of everybody. 108 00:07:06,625 --> 00:07:09,292 Everybody walking, riding, sitting down, talking-- 109 00:07:09,292 --> 00:07:10,833 - See ya, Pop. 110 00:07:10,833 --> 00:07:12,667 - See ya, see ya. 111 00:07:12,667 --> 00:07:14,125 Take a easy. 112 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:15,708 - [Karchy] Take it easy, Pop. 113 00:07:15,708 --> 00:07:17,542 - Take a easy, see ya. 114 00:07:17,542 --> 00:07:18,875 - [Karchy] Bye, Papa. 115 00:07:18,875 --> 00:07:20,625 ♪ Boppin' at the high school hop ♪ 116 00:07:20,625 --> 00:07:23,792 ♪ Shakin' at the high school hop ♪ 117 00:07:23,792 --> 00:07:25,833 ♪ Movin' at the high school hop ♪ 118 00:07:25,833 --> 00:07:28,208 ♪ Rockin' at the high school hop ♪ 119 00:07:28,208 --> 00:07:29,625 ♪ Well, everybody hoppin' ♪ 120 00:07:29,625 --> 00:07:31,125 ♪ Everybody boppin' ♪ 121 00:07:31,125 --> 00:07:33,458 ♪ Boppin' at the high school hop ♪ 122 00:07:33,458 --> 00:07:38,417 ♪ Come on little baby, let's rock a little bit tonight ♪ 123 00:07:38,417 --> 00:07:43,417 ♪ Let's get with it, sugar, let's shake it up tonight ♪ 124 00:07:44,708 --> 00:07:46,000 ♪ Well my heart's a beatin' rhythm ♪ 125 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:49,208 ♪ And my feet are moving smooth and light ♪ 126 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:51,750 ♪ Boppin' at the high school hop ♪ 127 00:07:51,750 --> 00:07:53,500 ♪ Boppin' at the high school hop ♪ 128 00:07:53,500 --> 00:07:54,292 - Hey. 129 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,667 Hang loose, mother goose, your ride's drippin' tomato juice. 130 00:08:02,750 --> 00:08:03,667 What, it's funny. 131 00:08:03,667 --> 00:08:05,750 - You're a dipshit, Croak. 132 00:08:05,750 --> 00:08:07,083 - It's funny. 133 00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:10,292 (students chattering) 134 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,500 He got into the hall of fame. 135 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,292 - I heard. 136 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:21,875 See ya. 137 00:08:21,875 --> 00:08:24,250 - Hey, Karch Ass. (laughs) 138 00:08:26,083 --> 00:08:28,375 (bell rings) 139 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:35,458 - [Father Norton] Will you turn that thing off? 140 00:08:38,708 --> 00:08:41,000 I want to speak with you, Mr. Jonas. 141 00:08:43,542 --> 00:08:45,375 You got a C in history. 142 00:08:45,375 --> 00:08:48,125 A D in sociology. 143 00:08:48,125 --> 00:08:49,500 A D in physics. 144 00:08:49,500 --> 00:08:50,833 - I got a B in English. 145 00:08:52,167 --> 00:08:53,083 - [Father Norton] What will you do 146 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:54,208 when you graduate, Mr. Jonas? 147 00:08:54,208 --> 00:08:55,458 - [Karchy] I don't know. 148 00:08:56,708 --> 00:08:57,958 - [Father Norton] Your father has sacrificed 149 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:00,625 so much to send you here, and all for what? 150 00:09:01,458 --> 00:09:03,000 You think you'll be able to get 151 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,250 a scholarship to go to college? 152 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:05,833 - [Karchy] I don't know. 153 00:09:08,125 --> 00:09:09,333 - Well, I do. 154 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,625 The answer is no. 155 00:09:11,833 --> 00:09:13,083 Do you think you can even get into college 156 00:09:13,083 --> 00:09:15,333 with your grades, Mr. Jonas? 157 00:09:15,333 --> 00:09:17,000 - I can get into Cleveland State. 158 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:19,208 Anybody can get into Cleveland State. 159 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:20,750 - You know your father doesn't have 160 00:09:20,750 --> 00:09:23,917 the money to send you to Cleveland State. 161 00:09:23,917 --> 00:09:27,167 So if you can't get into college on your own 162 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:29,625 and you can't get a scholarship, 163 00:09:29,625 --> 00:09:31,875 what will you do with yourself, Mr. Jonas? 164 00:09:34,125 --> 00:09:36,042 - Maybe I'll join the priesthood, Father. 165 00:09:37,958 --> 00:09:39,958 - Congratulations. - Just get her number. 166 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,708 - Nice job, Kevin. - Hey, Kevin. 167 00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:47,042 - It's not a big deal. - Kev, good job. 168 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:48,583 - [Boy] Hey guys, how's it going? 169 00:09:51,083 --> 00:09:52,583 - [Amos] He's got this band gig. 170 00:09:53,417 --> 00:09:55,667 Blood Smith and the Tenderloins. 171 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:58,708 - Man. - Working up his tunes. 172 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:01,375 - [Croak] Blood Smith and the Tenderloins? 173 00:10:01,375 --> 00:10:03,000 - What's wrong with that? 174 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,125 - Sounds good to me, Amos. 175 00:10:05,125 --> 00:10:07,167 - Well, who's Blood Smith? 176 00:10:07,167 --> 00:10:09,125 - Well, that's me. 177 00:10:09,125 --> 00:10:11,542 - You heard that new Pat Boone song, it's neat. 178 00:10:11,542 --> 00:10:13,542 - Pat Boone, neat? 179 00:10:13,542 --> 00:10:15,833 Oh Jesus, Stephen. 180 00:10:15,833 --> 00:10:17,500 - [Croak] At least it ain't no shine music. 181 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:21,083 - Look man, I love you from the heart of my bottom. 182 00:10:25,333 --> 00:10:27,375 - [Croak] So, what's the matter with you? 183 00:10:28,833 --> 00:10:31,292 - Father Norton wants me to join the priesthood. 184 00:10:31,292 --> 00:10:33,000 - [Croak] Huh? 185 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,000 - He thinks I can be Bishop. 186 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,625 - A bishop? 187 00:10:35,625 --> 00:10:36,792 - What about Pope? 188 00:10:36,792 --> 00:10:38,083 Don't you want to be Pope, too? 189 00:10:39,958 --> 00:10:41,333 - I don't think so. 190 00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:46,292 (crickets chirping) (car honks) 191 00:10:47,542 --> 00:10:50,708 - [Henry] Hey, please be careful with the eggs. 192 00:10:50,708 --> 00:10:53,083 For Christ's sakes we got a lot of broken eggs here. 193 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,625 - I'm not breakin' the eggs, Henry. 194 00:10:54,625 --> 00:10:56,125 - Alls I'm sayin' is be careful 195 00:10:56,125 --> 00:10:57,458 while you're bringing 'em in. 196 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,042 - [Karchy] Oh, please take it easy, Henry. 197 00:10:59,042 --> 00:11:01,500 - Henry, why don't you give the kid a break? 198 00:11:01,500 --> 00:11:04,875 - Yeah, I'm just kinda trying to run a business here, so. 199 00:11:04,875 --> 00:11:06,750 - [Man] We need a hand. 200 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:09,833 - Hey, Diney. - Mm-hmm. 201 00:11:09,833 --> 00:11:11,125 - You ever read Huckleberry Finn? 202 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,167 It's great, I read it about six times. 203 00:11:15,167 --> 00:11:16,042 Everything's in there. 204 00:11:16,042 --> 00:11:18,042 Life and stuff. - Mm. 205 00:11:19,458 --> 00:11:20,500 - You didn't read it? 206 00:11:23,375 --> 00:11:24,917 - It's for little kids. 207 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:25,917 - No, it isn't. 208 00:11:25,917 --> 00:11:27,000 I'll bring it for you. 209 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,417 It's a fun book. 210 00:11:28,417 --> 00:11:30,000 - What is this, a social hour? 211 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,083 Jonas, you're taking all night. 212 00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,333 Come on, unload the truck, it's out there. 213 00:11:37,208 --> 00:11:39,625 - Hey Karchy, I'll help ya. 214 00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:43,042 - [Karchy] I got this scholarship, didn't I tell ya? 215 00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:45,292 Princeton, you've heard of it, right? 216 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:47,208 - [Diney] Let's just get the damn eggs. 217 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,167 - I think I want to be a writer. 218 00:11:48,167 --> 00:11:49,708 I haven't written nothing yet. 219 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:51,208 One of these days I'm going to start. 220 00:11:51,208 --> 00:11:53,000 - [Diney] Mm-hmm. 221 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,375 - [Karchy] I'm gonna be in the Billy Magic 222 00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:56,542 WHK High School Hall of Fame, too. 223 00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:58,042 - [Diney] Mm-hmm. 224 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,750 - [Karchy] And now, in the Billy Magic 225 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:05,833 WHK High School Hall of Fame, 226 00:12:05,833 --> 00:12:08,000 from Cleveland Latin High School, Karchy Jonas. 227 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:10,917 So when you gonna go out with me, Diney? 228 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:12,583 How many times I gotta ask? - Hey, watch the eggs. 229 00:12:12,583 --> 00:12:15,542 For Christ sakes, will you please just watch the eggs? 230 00:12:19,542 --> 00:12:23,208 - [Announcer] The shipment from Toledo is in. 231 00:12:29,083 --> 00:12:30,208 - You wanna go out with me? 232 00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:31,667 I'll go out with you. 233 00:12:31,667 --> 00:12:33,000 - He's a baby, Diney. 234 00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,917 What do you want to go out with him for? 235 00:12:36,375 --> 00:12:37,917 - You will? - Yeah. 236 00:12:39,042 --> 00:12:40,625 - [Karchy] When? 237 00:12:40,625 --> 00:12:44,083 - When you get into the hall of fame, that's when. 238 00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:45,083 - Hall of fame. 239 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:46,083 Hall of fame? 240 00:12:46,083 --> 00:12:48,042 Diney, the kid don't even play ball. 241 00:12:51,083 --> 00:12:55,292 ♪ Willie and Millie got married last fall ♪ 242 00:12:55,292 --> 00:13:00,125 ♪ They had a little Willie Junior and that ain't all ♪ 243 00:13:00,125 --> 00:13:05,042 ♪ Well, the baby got famous in his crib, you see ♪ 244 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:09,583 ♪ By doing the hand jive on TV ♪ 245 00:13:09,583 --> 00:13:14,583 ♪ Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive ♪ 246 00:13:16,250 --> 00:13:19,625 ♪ Doing that crazy hand jive ♪ 247 00:13:19,625 --> 00:13:22,000 (crowd cheers) 248 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,125 - All right, Cleveland Latin High School. 249 00:13:25,125 --> 00:13:26,250 Hey, hey, what do you say? 250 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:28,167 Billy Boy's comin' your way. 251 00:13:28,167 --> 00:13:29,417 Rock and roll, this is gold. 252 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,292 Designed to give you soul, baby. 253 00:13:31,292 --> 00:13:35,875 Now this next tune is gonna put shivereens down your spine. 254 00:13:35,875 --> 00:13:38,042 From the Billy Magic hop shop, 255 00:13:38,042 --> 00:13:40,000 here comes Little Anthony and the Imperials 256 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,583 doin' Shimmy Shimmy Ko-Ko Bop. 257 00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:55,042 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 258 00:13:58,042 --> 00:14:00,167 ♪ Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop ♪ 259 00:14:00,167 --> 00:14:02,083 ♪ Shimmy shimmy bop ♪ 260 00:14:02,083 --> 00:14:04,167 ♪ Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop ♪ 261 00:14:04,167 --> 00:14:06,333 ♪ Shimmy shimmy bop ♪ 262 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,208 ♪ Sittin' in a native hut ♪ 263 00:14:08,208 --> 00:14:10,375 ♪ All alone and blue ♪ 264 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,292 ♪ Sittin' in a native hut ♪ 265 00:14:12,292 --> 00:14:14,458 ♪ Wonderin' what to do ♪ 266 00:14:14,458 --> 00:14:16,583 ♪ Along came a native girl ♪ 267 00:14:16,583 --> 00:14:18,458 ♪ Did a native dance ♪ 268 00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,875 - Hey. - Hey. 269 00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:20,833 ♪ Like in paradise ♪ 270 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,875 ♪ Put me in a trance, going ♪ 271 00:14:22,875 --> 00:14:25,583 ♪ Shimmy shimmy ko-ko bop ♪ 272 00:14:25,583 --> 00:14:26,833 - What are you going to do, 273 00:14:26,833 --> 00:14:28,125 stand around all night watching him? 274 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:30,083 Come on, let's go get something to eat. 275 00:14:31,375 --> 00:14:34,208 (wistful music) 276 00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,042 Look at that Caddy. 277 00:14:53,375 --> 00:14:56,000 Man, driving that thing would be more fun than doing it. 278 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:00,833 - That's him. 279 00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:08,708 I bet he doesn't take shit from no one. 280 00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:15,208 I'm going to drive one of them some day. 281 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:16,167 - In your dreams. 282 00:15:18,833 --> 00:15:20,208 - I'm going to be him someday. 283 00:15:21,625 --> 00:15:23,000 No shit from no one. 284 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:33,083 Duh. 285 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,125 Duh. 286 00:15:36,125 --> 00:15:37,125 Shit. 287 00:15:38,708 --> 00:15:39,500 Duh, duh. 288 00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:42,875 Double shit. 289 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,083 That's duh truth. 290 00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:50,583 Duh, truth, duh. 291 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,375 Duh, duh. 292 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,125 That's duh truth. 293 00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,042 That's duh truth. 294 00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:07,542 - [Billy] Hey there, chappie, 295 00:16:07,542 --> 00:16:09,125 hello, chicks, it's a gone deal, 296 00:16:09,125 --> 00:16:11,375 but I'm on a reel so stand by me the patches go, 297 00:16:11,375 --> 00:16:14,375 but first here's the word from this rockin' bird. 298 00:16:14,375 --> 00:16:17,583 The winner of the WHK High School Hall of Fame 299 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:21,875 today from Cleveland Latin High, Karchy Jonas. 300 00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:27,083 - [Karchy] That's me, that's me! 301 00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:29,208 - Jeez, they even pronounced your name right. 302 00:16:29,208 --> 00:16:30,292 - Sure they did, why wouldn't they? 303 00:16:30,292 --> 00:16:32,042 - Everybody's talking about you. 304 00:16:32,042 --> 00:16:33,000 - Well, what are they saying? 305 00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,250 - They're just jealous. 306 00:16:34,250 --> 00:16:35,292 - Sure they are. 307 00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:47,042 - There's a telephone call for you in the office, Mr. Jonas. 308 00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:48,083 - There is? 309 00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:51,000 - [Croak] Billy Magic called you here? 310 00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,625 Can I come down there with you? 311 00:16:52,625 --> 00:16:55,208 - Nah, he said he wanted to talk to me alone. 312 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,500 Maybe we all can go get a hamburger some time. 313 00:16:57,500 --> 00:16:59,167 - Maybe we can ride in his Cadillac. 314 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,000 - [Karchy] Sure. 315 00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:04,042 - Oh, God. 316 00:17:10,333 --> 00:17:12,333 - Hey, let me see your radio, Jon-ass. 317 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,125 - Get in there, man. - Get it. 318 00:17:17,500 --> 00:17:21,167 - Let me see it, asshole. (radio clatters) 319 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:23,250 (boys snickering) - What are you gonna do now? 320 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:27,750 - [Kevin] Come on, punk. 321 00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:33,083 (boys yelling) 322 00:17:35,417 --> 00:17:38,125 - Rip his head off, Kevin! - Get him! 323 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:38,875 - Come on! 324 00:17:41,958 --> 00:17:43,542 - Oh-ho! - Yeah, boy. 325 00:17:47,250 --> 00:17:48,333 - Jerk. 326 00:17:48,333 --> 00:17:50,708 - White trash. - Loser. 327 00:17:50,708 --> 00:17:52,083 - [Croak] You okay? 328 00:17:52,083 --> 00:17:54,583 (gentle music) 329 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:38,917 - Last name, uh-huh. - And the winner of 330 00:18:38,917 --> 00:18:40,292 the WHK High School 331 00:18:40,292 --> 00:18:42,125 Hall of Fame is-- - That's me. 332 00:18:42,125 --> 00:18:44,708 - Karchy Jonas from-- - Hold on, can I help you? 333 00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:48,125 - I'm Karchy Jonas, I'm here to see Billy Magic. 334 00:18:48,125 --> 00:18:49,042 - He's on the air. 335 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:50,750 - I know, I never miss his show. 336 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:53,542 - Well, why don't you sit over there until he's finished. 337 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,333 - Okay, thanks. - Sure. 338 00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,083 Yeah, okay. 339 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:02,167 Uh-huh, what was your first name? 340 00:19:02,167 --> 00:19:03,875 Okay, 5 p.m., uh-huh. 341 00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:09,125 And what's that number? 342 00:19:09,125 --> 00:19:10,667 You can go back now. 343 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:14,917 Right around the corner. 344 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:19,667 ("Love You So" by Ron Holden) 345 00:19:38,375 --> 00:19:42,667 ♪ My darling, I love you so ♪ 346 00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:46,458 ♪ More than you'll ever know ♪ 347 00:19:46,458 --> 00:19:49,833 ♪ Each night I kneel and say a prayer ♪ 348 00:19:49,833 --> 00:19:54,208 ♪ Hoping when I wake you'll still be there ♪ 349 00:19:54,208 --> 00:19:58,000 ♪ I need your love with all my heart ♪ 350 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,667 ♪ Promise me we'll never part ♪ 351 00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:05,625 ♪ We have a love that's sure to be ♪ 352 00:20:05,625 --> 00:20:09,292 ♪ True love for all eternity ♪ 353 00:20:23,250 --> 00:20:24,375 - Caught you. 354 00:20:25,958 --> 00:20:26,875 Come on in. 355 00:20:32,375 --> 00:20:36,083 ♪ No matter what I may do ♪ 356 00:20:36,083 --> 00:20:40,042 ♪ Remember my love is true ♪ 357 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:44,042 ♪ We have a love that's sure to be ♪ 358 00:20:45,208 --> 00:20:48,375 - [Billy] Jesus, what happened to you? 359 00:20:48,375 --> 00:20:50,000 - I fell off the bus. 360 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,292 - Yeah, it must have been speedin'. 361 00:20:52,292 --> 00:20:53,458 Sit down, kid. 362 00:20:56,375 --> 00:21:00,500 All right, that's Ron Holden with I Love You So. 363 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,750 And you know I do, baby. 364 00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:08,458 WHK Fender Bender Chrome Bumper Thumper time is 3:55, 365 00:21:08,458 --> 00:21:10,625 and it's time for Dave Buckel and the Action Central News, 366 00:21:10,625 --> 00:21:12,417 brought to you by Gruen watches. 367 00:21:12,417 --> 00:21:15,042 Gruen watches can be found at Higbee's Department Store. 368 00:21:15,042 --> 00:21:18,125 Gruen watches, terrific time pieces for him or for her. 369 00:21:18,125 --> 00:21:20,000 Gruen watches make the perfect gift. 370 00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:24,042 Your girlfriend mad at you, why not give her a good Gruen? 371 00:21:28,125 --> 00:21:30,458 So what the hell kind of name is Karchy? 372 00:21:30,458 --> 00:21:31,250 - Hungarian. 373 00:21:32,292 --> 00:21:34,250 It's Charles, I hate Charles. 374 00:21:35,333 --> 00:21:36,625 - How about Chucky? 375 00:21:36,625 --> 00:21:38,042 - [Karchy] I like Karchy better. 376 00:21:38,042 --> 00:21:40,167 - [Billy] What about your parents? 377 00:21:40,167 --> 00:21:42,583 - My mom, she died in the camps. 378 00:21:42,583 --> 00:21:44,750 - Camp? - Refugee camps. 379 00:21:44,750 --> 00:21:47,625 We were in refugee camps before we come over here. 380 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:48,750 - What's your daddy do? 381 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:53,000 - He's a doctor. 382 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:53,750 - Yeah, right. 383 00:21:55,583 --> 00:21:57,083 Here's your certificate, kid. 384 00:21:59,167 --> 00:22:00,125 Tell me somethin', kid. 385 00:22:02,083 --> 00:22:06,000 These postcards, you sent them in yourself, didn't you? 386 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,792 - What? 387 00:22:07,792 --> 00:22:10,125 - They're all signed the same way. 388 00:22:10,125 --> 00:22:11,875 - No, they're not. - Yes, they are. 389 00:22:13,542 --> 00:22:15,958 What'd you do, forge these kids' signatures? 390 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:18,500 - What are you, a handwriting expert? 391 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:22,208 - (laughs) What if I was to go down to this school, 392 00:22:23,708 --> 00:22:25,125 talk to the kids whose names are on these cards, 393 00:22:25,125 --> 00:22:26,417 what do you think they'd say? 394 00:22:29,542 --> 00:22:30,417 - Go talk to 'em. 395 00:22:35,083 --> 00:22:37,625 - You lie good, kid. 396 00:22:37,625 --> 00:22:38,583 Stick around. 397 00:22:41,750 --> 00:22:44,875 Hey, hey, what do you say, Billy Boy's comin' your way. 398 00:22:50,375 --> 00:22:51,125 Where we goin'? 399 00:22:52,167 --> 00:22:53,375 Someplace we can talk. 400 00:23:08,208 --> 00:23:10,292 You just goin' to stand there or are you gonna get in? 401 00:23:10,292 --> 00:23:12,708 (car honks) 402 00:23:15,167 --> 00:23:16,208 How's the eye? 403 00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:18,542 - It's fine. 404 00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:19,958 - Yeah, it looks real good. 405 00:23:23,208 --> 00:23:25,625 So, you ever ridden in a Cadillac car before? 406 00:23:25,625 --> 00:23:27,042 - Sure, lots of times. 407 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:29,625 - You want to drive? - What? 408 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:32,375 - Know how to drive, don't you? 409 00:23:32,375 --> 00:23:34,625 - I don't have a license. 410 00:23:34,625 --> 00:23:37,333 - Yeah but you've driven before, haven't you? 411 00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:39,167 - Sure, lots of times. 412 00:23:46,333 --> 00:23:47,875 - Where we goin'? 413 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:49,625 - [Billy] Ho Jo's on Carnegie. 414 00:23:49,625 --> 00:23:52,125 We're gonna get us some filet mignon. 415 00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:54,083 You like filet mignon, don't you? 416 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:57,167 - Sure, it's one of my favorites. 417 00:23:57,167 --> 00:24:00,083 - Yeah, you're a real killer stud, aren't you, Chucky? 418 00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:08,958 (soft classical music) 419 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:18,000 How's your filet? 420 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:18,750 - It's great. 421 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:22,750 - I think I'm gonna go down 422 00:24:22,750 --> 00:24:24,083 to Cleveland Latin High School 423 00:24:24,083 --> 00:24:26,125 and tell the principal about these postcards. 424 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,083 - I got nothin' to hide. 425 00:24:32,917 --> 00:24:34,458 - I think you're slicker than two snakes 426 00:24:34,458 --> 00:24:37,083 screwing in a barrel of snot, that's what I think. 427 00:24:43,083 --> 00:24:45,042 You want a job, Slick? 428 00:24:45,042 --> 00:24:46,042 - [Karchy] I got a job. 429 00:24:46,042 --> 00:24:47,833 I work at the West Side Market every night. 430 00:24:47,833 --> 00:24:49,125 - Oh, okay, never mind. 431 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:52,167 - What kind of job? 432 00:24:54,750 --> 00:24:56,375 - Help me out down at the station. 433 00:24:57,750 --> 00:24:59,208 Afternoons after school. 434 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Record hops on weekends. 435 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,458 $100 a week, more sometimes. 436 00:25:05,583 --> 00:25:07,000 - $100 a week? 437 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,083 - More sometimes. 438 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:13,667 - Why do you want me to do it? 439 00:25:13,667 --> 00:25:15,042 - I don't know. 440 00:25:15,042 --> 00:25:17,750 I feel bad about the way I gave you a hard time before. 441 00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,292 I didn't mean to. 442 00:25:20,292 --> 00:25:21,083 - It's okay. 443 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,167 When would I start? 444 00:25:25,167 --> 00:25:26,000 - Tomorrow afternoon. 445 00:25:27,750 --> 00:25:29,167 It's just one thing though. 446 00:25:30,167 --> 00:25:30,958 - What? 447 00:25:32,167 --> 00:25:34,125 - You got to tell me man to man, 448 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:36,125 you sent those postcards in yourself. 449 00:25:36,125 --> 00:25:38,458 You forged those kids signatures, didn't you? 450 00:25:40,042 --> 00:25:42,583 - No, that's the truth. 451 00:25:44,208 --> 00:25:49,208 - (laughs) Screw it. 452 00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,333 You got yourself a job, Slick. 453 00:26:04,833 --> 00:26:07,125 - Look, it's the certificate. 454 00:26:14,208 --> 00:26:15,000 Don't believe me? 455 00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:20,208 Billy Magic, WHK High School Hall of Fame. 456 00:26:21,333 --> 00:26:22,500 Karchy Jonas. 457 00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:26,667 - You really did it. 458 00:26:26,667 --> 00:26:27,583 - That's the truth. 459 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:32,750 So how about it? 460 00:26:37,708 --> 00:26:39,542 - You ever been out on a date before? 461 00:26:41,542 --> 00:26:43,000 - Sure, lots of times. 462 00:26:51,417 --> 00:26:52,208 - Okay. 463 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:57,333 - Okay? 464 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,042 Okay. 465 00:27:10,375 --> 00:27:11,250 Hi. 466 00:27:11,250 --> 00:27:12,792 - Hi, Chuck, right? 467 00:27:12,792 --> 00:27:14,125 Billy's told me all about you. 468 00:27:14,125 --> 00:27:15,208 He's waiting for you. 469 00:27:20,125 --> 00:27:23,042 - And that was Mule Skinner Blues by the Fendermen. 470 00:27:23,042 --> 00:27:24,333 Those boys who play down south, 471 00:27:24,333 --> 00:27:25,667 you know what they call those boys, 472 00:27:25,667 --> 00:27:29,708 the band goes with music 'cause they got no ear. 473 00:27:29,708 --> 00:27:31,292 Great train on the rail! 474 00:27:31,292 --> 00:27:32,500 You and me, we gonna wail. 475 00:27:32,500 --> 00:27:35,125 It's 80 WHK degrees outside. 476 00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:36,167 Looks like we got ourselves another burner 477 00:27:36,167 --> 00:27:38,375 but Magic's gonna cool you down right now, 478 00:27:38,375 --> 00:27:41,250 baby, with some ear conditioning. 479 00:27:41,250 --> 00:27:44,375 Here comes Ike and Tina Turner. 480 00:27:46,167 --> 00:27:47,458 ♪ Darling ♪ 481 00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:48,542 ♪ Yes, Tina ♪ 482 00:27:48,542 --> 00:27:50,792 ♪ It's time to get next to me ♪ 483 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:53,458 ♪ Honey, that was my plan from the very beginning ♪ 484 00:27:53,458 --> 00:27:54,917 - Come on in, Chucky. 485 00:27:57,167 --> 00:27:58,708 Lesson number one, something's playing 486 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:00,917 on this turntable you cue one up on this one. 487 00:28:00,917 --> 00:28:02,208 Just drop the needle down. 488 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:05,208 Give me about two inches before the start of the song. 489 00:28:05,208 --> 00:28:07,125 (phone rings) Get that. 490 00:28:07,125 --> 00:28:08,042 Say, the Magic Man. 491 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:10,292 Get it, will ya? 492 00:28:11,792 --> 00:28:13,542 - Hello, the Magic Man. 493 00:28:15,833 --> 00:28:16,667 Catherine. 494 00:28:16,667 --> 00:28:18,000 - Call her back. 495 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,458 - He'll call you back. 496 00:28:19,458 --> 00:28:20,250 Thanks, bye. 497 00:28:21,458 --> 00:28:22,542 - All right, first thing Monday morning 498 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:23,708 you call the record stores, 499 00:28:23,708 --> 00:28:25,167 you get the list of their top 40. 500 00:28:25,167 --> 00:28:26,667 You write the list down. 501 00:28:26,667 --> 00:28:27,583 You give the list to me. 502 00:28:27,583 --> 00:28:28,792 You can call from my office. 503 00:28:28,792 --> 00:28:30,208 (phone rings) Get the phone, 504 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:32,042 say the Magic Man. 505 00:28:32,042 --> 00:28:33,958 - The Magic Man. 506 00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:36,792 - Rosemary. - Rosemary, ooh. 507 00:28:36,792 --> 00:28:39,208 I woke up that morning, I had to take a piss. 508 00:28:39,208 --> 00:28:42,083 I look down, all I see was teeth marks. 509 00:28:42,083 --> 00:28:43,750 Call her back. 510 00:28:43,750 --> 00:28:45,583 - He'll call you back. 511 00:28:45,583 --> 00:28:46,375 Thanks, bye. 512 00:28:47,542 --> 00:28:48,833 - Talk to them nice man, call 'em 513 00:28:48,833 --> 00:28:50,000 sweetie or honey or something. 514 00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,292 I might want her to chew me up again. 515 00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:54,583 Here you go, here's your first week's pay. 516 00:28:54,583 --> 00:28:56,667 Try that jacket on there, see if it fits. 517 00:29:02,458 --> 00:29:04,417 Oh, liquid courage. 518 00:29:04,417 --> 00:29:06,042 Hey, looks good, man. 519 00:29:06,042 --> 00:29:07,667 Now you got yourself a lucky suit. 520 00:29:09,792 --> 00:29:11,500 - [Istvan] How come he pick you? 521 00:29:11,500 --> 00:29:13,000 - [Karchy] He didn't pick me, Papa. 522 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:15,042 I was in the High School Hall of Fame. 523 00:29:15,042 --> 00:29:16,208 The school votes. 524 00:29:17,042 --> 00:29:18,917 - [Istvan] School pick you? 525 00:29:19,750 --> 00:29:20,958 - Yeah. 526 00:29:20,958 --> 00:29:23,792 - And why this Magic give you job? 527 00:29:25,208 --> 00:29:27,458 - I don't know, I guess he likes me. 528 00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,792 - How much time you work? 529 00:29:29,792 --> 00:29:31,583 - Two, three hours after school. 530 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:33,208 Weekends sometimes. 531 00:29:33,208 --> 00:29:34,208 - How much he pay? 532 00:29:42,625 --> 00:29:44,417 Oh, this is big money. 533 00:29:51,042 --> 00:29:52,250 How are you gonna study? 534 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:53,667 - I can still study, Pop. 535 00:29:54,875 --> 00:29:55,792 We need the money. 536 00:29:59,667 --> 00:30:01,042 - Seem too easy. 537 00:30:03,042 --> 00:30:04,375 - This is America, Papa. 538 00:30:07,500 --> 00:30:09,125 Hey, hey, what do you say? 539 00:30:09,125 --> 00:30:11,750 Karchy Jonas is comin' your way. 540 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:13,917 How are you, darlin'? 541 00:30:15,167 --> 00:30:16,583 How you doin', darlin'? 542 00:30:19,125 --> 00:30:21,042 - Hey, what's up? - Hey. 543 00:30:21,042 --> 00:30:22,917 - [Croak] I got some stuff for ya. 544 00:30:23,833 --> 00:30:25,208 Jeez, where did you get that? 545 00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:26,500 - [Karchy] Billy gave it to me. 546 00:30:28,083 --> 00:30:29,375 - [Croak] What's that stuff you're puttin' in your hair? 547 00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:31,333 - [Karchy] It's the same stuff Billy uses. 548 00:30:32,917 --> 00:30:35,458 - [Croak] Look, penicillin, you take two now, get laid. 549 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,167 You ain't gonna get no diseases. 550 00:30:39,875 --> 00:30:40,625 Take it. 551 00:30:43,917 --> 00:30:45,875 - [Karchy] French ticklers. 552 00:30:45,875 --> 00:30:47,125 I know all about that stuff. 553 00:30:47,125 --> 00:30:49,125 - Yeah, well you don't know about this. 554 00:30:49,125 --> 00:30:51,458 - What is it? - Spanish fly. 555 00:30:51,458 --> 00:30:53,000 You put in her drink and she'll be ready 556 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,917 to do the door knobs. 557 00:30:54,917 --> 00:30:55,958 - Door knobs? 558 00:30:57,083 --> 00:30:58,708 - Just put it in your pocket. 559 00:30:58,708 --> 00:31:01,042 (car honking) 560 00:31:05,667 --> 00:31:08,250 (Karchy knocks) 561 00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:15,750 - [Diney] Coming. 562 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,167 - How are you, darling? 563 00:31:22,250 --> 00:31:23,500 - I am not your darling. 564 00:31:26,167 --> 00:31:27,000 I hate red. 565 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:31,917 What did you do to your hair? 566 00:31:31,917 --> 00:31:34,042 - I, uh, I combed it back. 567 00:31:34,042 --> 00:31:35,917 - [Diney] I liked it better the other way. 568 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,875 - So I figured we'd go down to Howard Johnson's on Carnegie. 569 00:31:41,875 --> 00:31:43,167 - I'm not going to no motel. 570 00:31:43,167 --> 00:31:44,792 - They have a restaurant there. 571 00:31:45,875 --> 00:31:46,833 A mean filet mignon. 572 00:31:50,708 --> 00:31:51,875 You want to catch a cab? 573 00:31:51,875 --> 00:31:54,083 - No, no, I want to take a bus. 574 00:31:54,083 --> 00:31:56,042 And I think we should go someplace close, 575 00:31:56,042 --> 00:31:58,125 'cause I don't want to stay out too late, okay? 576 00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:58,875 - Sure. 577 00:32:11,625 --> 00:32:13,792 So, I don't know what I'm going to do. 578 00:32:13,792 --> 00:32:17,125 I mean, I could go to Princeton with a scholarship 579 00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:19,417 or I could stay at WHK and become 580 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:22,333 a disc jockey in a couple of years. 581 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:28,208 - You could never be a disc jockey. 582 00:32:28,208 --> 00:32:30,125 - Sure I could, what do you mean? 583 00:32:30,125 --> 00:32:30,917 - Say the. 584 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:34,208 - What? 585 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:38,250 - Say the. 586 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:42,125 - Duh. 587 00:32:43,333 --> 00:32:46,042 I can learn to say it, I practice. 588 00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,542 Steak's really good, huh? 589 00:32:55,125 --> 00:32:56,792 I love filet mignon, don't you? 590 00:32:57,708 --> 00:32:59,125 I have it all the time. 591 00:32:59,125 --> 00:33:02,542 - Why do you gotta blow smoke all the time? 592 00:33:12,542 --> 00:33:15,667 - Where you going? - To the bathroom. 593 00:33:24,792 --> 00:33:29,792 ♪ You got the magic touch ♪ 594 00:33:30,667 --> 00:33:34,167 ♪ It makes me glow so much ♪ 595 00:33:39,292 --> 00:33:40,917 - How do you feel? 596 00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:43,833 - What do you mean how do I feel? 597 00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:44,958 - How was your dinner? 598 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,958 - I feel like I got to throw up. 599 00:33:54,542 --> 00:33:56,083 - What? 600 00:33:56,083 --> 00:33:57,333 - I feel sick. 601 00:33:59,292 --> 00:34:02,333 - Maybe it was the milk shake. 602 00:34:02,333 --> 00:34:03,500 - It didn't taste sour. 603 00:34:06,083 --> 00:34:07,125 - Are you going to be okay? 604 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,708 I'll come in with you. 605 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,667 - [Diney] No, no, it's all right. 606 00:34:18,208 --> 00:34:20,250 - Come on, I just wanna make sure you're gonna be okay. 607 00:34:30,542 --> 00:34:32,333 (Diney coughs) Are you okay? 608 00:34:32,333 --> 00:34:36,333 ♪ You got the magic touch, ooh ♪ 609 00:34:38,208 --> 00:34:43,208 - Diney. ♪ It makes me glow so much ♪ 610 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:49,125 ♪ It cast a spell, it rings a bell ♪ 611 00:34:50,625 --> 00:34:55,125 ♪ The magic touch ♪ 612 00:34:55,125 --> 00:34:58,708 ♪ Oh when I feel your charm ♪ 613 00:34:59,917 --> 00:35:01,000 - Croak. 614 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:06,000 ♪ It's like a four alarm ♪ 615 00:35:06,875 --> 00:35:10,042 ♪ You make me thrill so much ♪ 616 00:35:11,292 --> 00:35:13,375 - [Croak] Here, here, let me feel her pulse. 617 00:35:13,375 --> 00:35:14,292 - Who's he? 618 00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:15,250 - It's okay, he's a doctor. 619 00:35:15,250 --> 00:35:17,167 - [Diney] Oh, shut up, Karchy. 620 00:35:19,083 --> 00:35:20,375 - She's not gonna die, is she? 621 00:35:20,375 --> 00:35:22,125 - No, no, I've seen that color before they die. 622 00:35:22,125 --> 00:35:23,417 - I'm not gonna die. 623 00:35:23,417 --> 00:35:25,083 - Isn't there an antidote? 624 00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,292 - What antidote? 625 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,375 - I didn't say anything about an antidote. 626 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:28,167 - For what? 627 00:35:31,583 --> 00:35:33,292 What did you give me? 628 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,500 What did you give me, Karchy, tell me! 629 00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:39,750 - [Karchy] Spanish fly. 630 00:35:40,625 --> 00:35:42,042 - You-- 631 00:35:42,042 --> 00:35:43,500 - It was guaranteed, this wasn't supposed to happen. 632 00:35:43,500 --> 00:35:44,250 - Get out of here. 633 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:45,375 Get out of here. 634 00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,042 Get out of here! 635 00:35:47,042 --> 00:35:51,083 Get out! (sobs) 636 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:56,083 ♪ And now I've learned, I can return ♪ 637 00:35:58,083 --> 00:36:02,708 ♪ The magic touch ♪ 638 00:36:02,708 --> 00:36:05,708 ♪ Here I go reeling ♪ 639 00:36:07,042 --> 00:36:11,125 - Come on, she's gonna be okay. 640 00:36:13,083 --> 00:36:14,250 - I really like her, Croak. 641 00:36:17,417 --> 00:36:19,083 Why did I do such a stupid thing? 642 00:36:24,375 --> 00:36:25,333 - You coming? 643 00:36:25,333 --> 00:36:30,333 ♪ I didn't know too much ♪ 644 00:36:31,208 --> 00:36:36,208 ♪ And then I felt your touch ♪ 645 00:36:37,042 --> 00:36:41,708 ♪ And now I've learned, I can return ♪ 646 00:36:44,833 --> 00:36:49,042 ♪ The magic touch ♪ 647 00:36:49,042 --> 00:36:52,333 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 648 00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:04,417 (water splashes) 649 00:37:27,833 --> 00:37:30,417 - Diney, I'm sorry. 650 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:34,042 I didn't mean to hurt you. 651 00:37:37,333 --> 00:37:38,625 Diney. 652 00:37:38,625 --> 00:37:41,833 (students chattering) 653 00:37:56,167 --> 00:37:58,500 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 654 00:37:58,500 --> 00:38:01,625 It's been about a month since my last confession. 655 00:38:01,625 --> 00:38:02,375 - Continue. 656 00:38:03,583 --> 00:38:05,375 - I lied a couple of times and stuff. 657 00:38:06,417 --> 00:38:08,042 But what I want to talk about. 658 00:38:10,042 --> 00:38:11,083 - Continue. 659 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:15,417 - This girl, I went out with her. 660 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,792 - And? 661 00:38:21,042 --> 00:38:23,333 - And I put a Spanish fly in her milkshake. 662 00:38:25,250 --> 00:38:26,875 - You did what, Mr. Jonas? 663 00:38:29,208 --> 00:38:30,125 - I did, Father. 664 00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:33,625 But I like her. 665 00:38:33,625 --> 00:38:36,958 - Do you have any idea what you've done, Mr. Jonas? 666 00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:40,000 - Yes, Father, and I'm sorry. 667 00:38:41,375 --> 00:38:43,833 I didn't mean to hurt her. 668 00:38:44,625 --> 00:38:45,833 - What happened to her? 669 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:50,167 You're worthless, Mr. Jonas. 670 00:38:50,167 --> 00:38:51,125 - I'm not. 671 00:38:51,125 --> 00:38:52,500 - You're worthless. 672 00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:53,458 You're worthless. 673 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:55,875 What happened to her? 674 00:38:59,875 --> 00:39:02,167 - Well, I don't remember much, Father. 675 00:39:03,708 --> 00:39:08,000 But when I got up the next morning to take a piss, 676 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:12,625 I looked down and all I could see was teeth marks. 677 00:39:12,625 --> 00:39:15,208 She nearly chewed it half off. 678 00:39:18,708 --> 00:39:23,042 ♪ Ran in the water, heart full of fear ♪ 679 00:39:23,042 --> 00:39:27,083 ♪ There in the breakers I saw her near ♪ 680 00:39:27,083 --> 00:39:31,917 ♪ Reach for me, darling, held her to me ♪ 681 00:39:31,917 --> 00:39:35,875 ♪ Stole her away from the angry sea ♪ 682 00:39:35,875 --> 00:39:40,458 ♪ I looked at the sea and it seemed to say ♪ 683 00:39:40,458 --> 00:39:44,375 ♪ I took your baby, from you away ♪ 684 00:39:44,375 --> 00:39:49,125 ♪ My heart cried out, she's mine to keep ♪ 685 00:39:49,125 --> 00:39:53,292 ♪ I saved my baby from an endless sleep ♪ 686 00:39:53,292 --> 00:39:57,667 ♪ Endless sleep, endless sleep ♪ 687 00:39:57,667 --> 00:40:01,667 ♪ Endless sleep, endless sleep ♪ 688 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:07,083 - So what do you think, Billy? 689 00:40:07,083 --> 00:40:09,500 - I don't know, maybe, who knows. 690 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:12,375 This here is Chucky Jones. 691 00:40:12,375 --> 00:40:15,000 Chucky, Danny Hogan, Timmy Morelli. 692 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,958 - How you doin', Chucky? 693 00:40:16,958 --> 00:40:18,292 - [Billy] Chucky's my man. 694 00:40:18,292 --> 00:40:19,875 - I'll play it again for ya. 695 00:40:19,875 --> 00:40:22,292 - That's all right, Danny, I heard it four times. 696 00:40:22,292 --> 00:40:23,625 - Hey, Billy, look. 697 00:40:23,625 --> 00:40:25,208 We're breakin' out in Pittsburgh. 698 00:40:25,208 --> 00:40:27,333 We're top 40 in Philly. 699 00:40:27,333 --> 00:40:30,833 We break it here, we get a shot at Cashbox. 700 00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:35,833 - Well, I'll give another listen, see if it goes down on me. 701 00:40:37,208 --> 00:40:40,500 Anything top 40, it's gotta go down on me. 702 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:43,000 (Danny chuckles) 703 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:45,500 Boys, I gotta get back in my cage. 704 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:50,292 Tell you what, why don't you talk 705 00:40:50,292 --> 00:40:53,125 to Chucky about it and see what he thinks. 706 00:40:59,625 --> 00:41:01,042 - You want to hear it, kid? 707 00:41:02,042 --> 00:41:05,125 - Sure. 708 00:41:05,125 --> 00:41:07,917 ("Endless Sleep") 709 00:41:10,542 --> 00:41:12,000 - Here. 710 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,917 Make sure you give it to Billy. 711 00:41:13,917 --> 00:41:15,208 Go on, take it. 712 00:41:15,208 --> 00:41:16,333 - What is it? 713 00:41:16,333 --> 00:41:17,708 - It's a birthday present. 714 00:41:22,042 --> 00:41:24,083 It was nice meeting you, kid. 715 00:41:28,083 --> 00:41:31,125 (harmonica music) 716 00:41:41,708 --> 00:41:45,375 - [Billy] You're looking mighty slick, Slick. 717 00:41:47,125 --> 00:41:49,458 - I didn't know it was your birthday. 718 00:41:49,458 --> 00:41:51,208 - What? - Happy birthday. 719 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:54,000 Too bad no one else got you anything. 720 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:58,125 I'll give you my gift tomorrow, I didn't know. 721 00:41:58,125 --> 00:42:00,667 - Yeah, that's okay, Chucky. 722 00:42:00,667 --> 00:42:03,208 You can buy me a beer after work. 723 00:42:03,208 --> 00:42:04,500 You drink beer, don't you? 724 00:42:05,625 --> 00:42:07,000 - Sure, lots of times. 725 00:42:10,333 --> 00:42:12,375 - Listen to this, man, now this is music. 726 00:42:19,583 --> 00:42:23,375 ♪ Please tell me you love me ♪ 727 00:42:27,125 --> 00:42:28,458 - Yes, sir. 728 00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:31,542 Smirnoff vodkas for me and a beer for my man. 729 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:41,167 Oh lord, the things they can do with the potato. 730 00:42:41,167 --> 00:42:44,417 You got that Mary Lou's phone number, man, let me have it. 731 00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:46,208 I wanna give her a call later on. 732 00:42:46,208 --> 00:42:49,083 You want to come along and get sloppy seconds be my guest. 733 00:42:51,042 --> 00:42:52,083 You got a girlfriend? 734 00:42:53,125 --> 00:42:54,333 - [Karchy] Mm-hmm. 735 00:42:54,333 --> 00:42:55,583 - You done the nasty yet? 736 00:42:55,583 --> 00:42:57,667 Made a love connection? 737 00:42:57,667 --> 00:43:01,000 - Sure, lots-- - Lots of times. (laughs) 738 00:43:03,500 --> 00:43:04,833 That's my Chucky, man. 739 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,292 Hey listen, we got that Hop at the armory coming up. 740 00:43:08,292 --> 00:43:09,583 I want you to get over there 741 00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:11,000 and make sure the floor is cleared 742 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:13,917 because I'm not going to be folding no chairs. 743 00:43:13,917 --> 00:43:16,958 Here, let me give you a bonus. 744 00:43:16,958 --> 00:43:18,750 Here's a dead president for ya. 745 00:43:19,958 --> 00:43:21,875 Save up for that Cadillac car. 746 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:27,208 - You must be a millionaire being a disc jockey. 747 00:43:29,750 --> 00:43:31,250 - You want to be a disc jockey, man? 748 00:43:32,833 --> 00:43:34,250 - No, I can't. 749 00:43:34,250 --> 00:43:36,875 - Why not? - I can't talk English. 750 00:43:39,458 --> 00:43:41,000 - You talk English all right. 751 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:42,167 - No, it's the Hungarian. 752 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:43,583 I can't say duh. 753 00:43:44,875 --> 00:43:47,208 My tongue, I can't get it right. 754 00:43:47,208 --> 00:43:48,833 - Try puttin' a rubber band on it. 755 00:43:50,125 --> 00:43:51,458 - I never thought of that. 756 00:43:59,542 --> 00:44:02,375 - Listen, Slick, you know you can do 757 00:44:02,375 --> 00:44:04,000 anything you put your mind to. 758 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,417 I mean you got into the High School 759 00:44:06,417 --> 00:44:07,750 Hall of Fame, didn't you? 760 00:44:08,750 --> 00:44:09,792 - Hello, Karchy. 761 00:44:11,042 --> 00:44:12,625 Out so late again? 762 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:14,000 - Hiya, Pop. 763 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:15,667 I was just with Billy. 764 00:44:16,667 --> 00:44:18,125 - [Istvan] I'm Karchy's father. 765 00:44:19,167 --> 00:44:22,458 - Doctor Istvan Jonas. 766 00:44:22,458 --> 00:44:23,250 - Right. 767 00:44:23,250 --> 00:44:24,083 - How you doin'? 768 00:44:25,125 --> 00:44:27,000 The name's Billy Magic. 769 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,625 You got a good kid here in Slick. 770 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:30,667 - Who is Slick? 771 00:44:30,667 --> 00:44:31,500 - That's me, Pop. 772 00:44:32,708 --> 00:44:34,042 - What it mean, Slick? 773 00:44:34,042 --> 00:44:35,917 - [Billy] Oh, it just means he's cool. 774 00:44:36,792 --> 00:44:37,583 - Cool? 775 00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:38,375 He cold? 776 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:39,958 He no cold. 777 00:44:39,958 --> 00:44:41,917 - Jesus Christ, Pop, you know that's not what it means. 778 00:44:41,917 --> 00:44:44,375 - [Billy] No, no, it just means I like him, that's all. 779 00:44:44,375 --> 00:44:45,667 - Oh good, good. 780 00:44:45,667 --> 00:44:47,167 - Hey, they must work you pretty hard 781 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:48,500 at the hospital there, Doc. 782 00:44:48,500 --> 00:44:49,292 - Hospital? 783 00:44:50,375 --> 00:44:51,167 Who's sick? 784 00:44:51,167 --> 00:44:52,458 - Nobody's sick, Pop. 785 00:44:52,458 --> 00:44:54,125 Come on, it's getting late, Billy's got to go. 786 00:44:54,125 --> 00:44:55,917 - See ya, see ya. 787 00:44:55,917 --> 00:44:57,625 - Yeah, you take it easy there, Doctor. 788 00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:58,875 - Happy birthday, Billy. 789 00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,125 - Hey, don't forget about the rubber band. 790 00:45:03,125 --> 00:45:04,500 - All right, I'll remember that. 791 00:45:23,750 --> 00:45:25,708 Hey, Pop, I got 50 bucks today. 792 00:45:28,042 --> 00:45:32,708 Hey, Pop, I'm going to be a disc jockey in a couple years. 793 00:45:34,167 --> 00:45:37,333 I'm gonna be just like Billy Magic, Pop. 794 00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:40,167 Duh. 795 00:45:41,458 --> 00:45:42,250 Duh. 796 00:45:43,292 --> 00:45:44,083 Duh. 797 00:45:45,333 --> 00:45:46,125 Asshole. 798 00:45:47,083 --> 00:45:48,833 - [Istvan] Asshole. 799 00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:52,000 - Yeah, that's the truth. 800 00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:55,292 - Good night, Slick, I love you. 801 00:45:55,292 --> 00:45:56,917 - I love you too, Papa. 802 00:45:59,042 --> 00:46:00,208 - Hey, big shot. 803 00:46:00,208 --> 00:46:02,167 I hear we ain't good enough for you no more. 804 00:46:02,167 --> 00:46:04,042 - Hey, Diney, I bought you Huckleberry Finn. 805 00:46:04,042 --> 00:46:06,792 - [Henry] Ha, told you he was a baby. 806 00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:08,458 - How are you? - Fine. 807 00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:10,333 - You don't want to get an ice cream cone, do you? 808 00:46:10,333 --> 00:46:11,833 - [Henry] An ice cream cone. 809 00:46:13,042 --> 00:46:14,750 - Henry's driving me home, Karchy. 810 00:46:18,167 --> 00:46:20,125 - You still owe me for those eggs you broke. 811 00:46:20,125 --> 00:46:21,125 - I didn't break no eggs. 812 00:46:21,125 --> 00:46:22,125 - You cracked them. 813 00:46:25,208 --> 00:46:28,000 - And now for all you sweet young things out there. 814 00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:31,000 You're all so sweet and some young things. 815 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,458 Let me give you a little Billy Magic piece of advice. 816 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:36,875 No matter what they say, you're never too sweet 817 00:46:36,875 --> 00:46:39,417 or too young to be in love. 818 00:46:39,417 --> 00:46:42,042 So go ahead, ladies, just grab that special guy 819 00:46:42,042 --> 00:46:44,125 'cause this next dance is gonna be chicks' choice. 820 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,708 Now let me introduce you to my next guest. 821 00:46:45,708 --> 00:46:48,000 You know, when they talk about talent 822 00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:49,042 and they talk about a voice, 823 00:46:49,042 --> 00:46:51,833 this is the man that they mention. 824 00:46:51,833 --> 00:46:54,000 They say he's gonna be bigger than Bobby Rydell. 825 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:55,000 Let me tell you somethin', ladies, 826 00:46:55,000 --> 00:46:58,333 from what I heard he already is. 827 00:46:58,333 --> 00:47:01,083 Here he is right now from South Philadelphia, 828 00:47:01,083 --> 00:47:02,083 Pennsylvania, the Billy Magic 829 00:47:02,083 --> 00:47:04,875 Pick to Click, Mr. Timmy Morelli. 830 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:10,958 ♪ The night was black, rain falling down ♪ 831 00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:15,958 ♪ Look for my baby, she's nowhere around ♪ 832 00:47:17,208 --> 00:47:20,667 ♪ Traced her footsteps down to the shore ♪ 833 00:47:20,667 --> 00:47:24,750 ♪ 'Fraid she's gone forever more ♪ 834 00:47:24,750 --> 00:47:29,750 ♪ I looked at the sea and it seemed to say ♪ 835 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:34,500 ♪ I took your baby from you away ♪ 836 00:47:34,500 --> 00:47:38,958 ♪ I heard a voice cryin' in the deep ♪ 837 00:47:38,958 --> 00:47:43,750 ♪ Come join me, baby, in my endless sleep ♪ 838 00:47:44,958 --> 00:47:47,000 - Looks like Billy liked the song. 839 00:47:47,000 --> 00:47:49,042 - All you got to do is get his attention. 840 00:47:50,250 --> 00:47:52,375 - You get him another happy birthday card? 841 00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:55,583 - What are you, a wise guy, kid? 842 00:47:58,167 --> 00:47:58,958 - No. 843 00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:06,125 ♪ That's why her footsteps ran to the sea ♪ 844 00:48:06,125 --> 00:48:10,042 ♪ That's why my baby has gone from me ♪ 845 00:48:10,042 --> 00:48:14,917 ♪ I looked at the sea and it seemed to say ♪ 846 00:48:14,917 --> 00:48:19,083 ♪ I took your baby from you away ♪ 847 00:48:19,083 --> 00:48:23,542 - As soon as my man Chucky loads that car we hit the road. 848 00:48:32,167 --> 00:48:35,083 You see the blond back there with the headlights? 849 00:48:35,083 --> 00:48:37,333 - Yeah. - She wants your steak. 850 00:48:39,792 --> 00:48:41,083 - What? 851 00:48:41,083 --> 00:48:43,167 - She's so hot you gonna have to hose her down. 852 00:48:45,375 --> 00:48:46,708 You got something for me? 853 00:48:48,917 --> 00:48:51,167 - Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. 854 00:48:55,167 --> 00:48:57,625 - First she thought you were a little green, 855 00:48:57,625 --> 00:48:59,875 then I told her what a killer stud you were. 856 00:49:01,542 --> 00:49:02,542 Let's get downtown. 857 00:49:03,750 --> 00:49:07,750 ("Down in Mexico" by The Coasters) 858 00:49:23,208 --> 00:49:27,458 ♪ Down in the Mexicali ♪ 859 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:31,833 ♪ There's a crazy little place that I know ♪ 860 00:49:31,833 --> 00:49:34,458 ♪ Where the drinks are hard ♪ 861 00:49:34,458 --> 00:49:36,333 - How are you, darlin'? 862 00:49:36,333 --> 00:49:41,250 ♪ And the boss is a cat named Joe ♪ 863 00:49:41,250 --> 00:49:45,792 ♪ He wears a red bandana, plays a blues piano ♪ 864 00:49:45,792 --> 00:49:50,375 ♪ In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico ♪ 865 00:49:50,375 --> 00:49:52,917 - Help yourself to my liquor, but don't scratch my records. 866 00:49:52,917 --> 00:49:54,500 ♪ And a black mustache ♪ 867 00:49:54,500 --> 00:49:58,792 ♪ In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico ♪ 868 00:49:58,792 --> 00:50:03,083 ♪ Well, the first time that I saw him ♪ 869 00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:07,458 ♪ He was sittin' on a piano stool ♪ 870 00:50:07,458 --> 00:50:11,917 ♪ I said, tell me dad, when does the fun begin ♪ 871 00:50:11,917 --> 00:50:16,917 ♪ He just winked his eye and said, man, be cool ♪ 872 00:50:19,583 --> 00:50:22,000 - [Woman] How old are you? 873 00:50:22,000 --> 00:50:23,000 - Seventeen. 874 00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:29,583 ♪ He wears a purple sash, and a black mustache ♪ 875 00:50:29,583 --> 00:50:33,792 ♪ In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico ♪ 876 00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,667 (woman giggling) 877 00:50:38,958 --> 00:50:40,292 - Don't be scared. 878 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:44,083 - [Karchy] I'm not. 879 00:50:44,083 --> 00:50:47,458 ♪ Around her waist she wore three fishnets ♪ 880 00:50:47,458 --> 00:50:51,750 ♪ She started dancing with the castanets ♪ 881 00:50:51,750 --> 00:50:54,833 ♪ I didn't know just what to expect ♪ 882 00:50:54,833 --> 00:50:56,167 - [Woman] Oh! 883 00:50:56,167 --> 00:51:00,208 ♪ She threw her arms around my neck ♪ 884 00:51:00,208 --> 00:51:04,000 ♪ We started dancing all around the floor ♪ 885 00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:08,083 ♪ And then she did a dance I never saw before ♪ 886 00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:12,333 ♪ So if you're south of the border ♪ 887 00:51:12,333 --> 00:51:16,583 ♪ I mean down in Mexico ♪ 888 00:51:16,583 --> 00:51:18,458 ♪ And you want to get straight ♪ 889 00:51:18,458 --> 00:51:20,958 ♪ Man, don't hesitate ♪ 890 00:51:20,958 --> 00:51:24,833 ♪ Just look up a cat named Joe ♪ 891 00:51:27,333 --> 00:51:29,208 - [Woman] Unzip me. 892 00:51:29,208 --> 00:51:33,042 ♪ In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico ♪ 893 00:51:33,042 --> 00:51:37,500 ♪ He wears a purple sash, and a black mustache ♪ 894 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:42,500 ♪ In a honky-tonk, down in Mexico ♪ 895 00:51:46,542 --> 00:51:51,500 ♪ Come with me to the border, south of the border, that is ♪ 896 00:51:52,792 --> 00:51:57,333 ♪ In Mexico, yeah, that's right, Mexico ♪ 897 00:51:58,958 --> 00:52:02,750 ♪ You can get your kicks in Mexico ♪ 898 00:52:02,750 --> 00:52:05,583 ♪ Come with me baby, come with me ♪ 899 00:52:05,583 --> 00:52:07,292 - [Woman] You're very gentle. 900 00:52:07,292 --> 00:52:08,542 - Is that wrong? 901 00:52:08,542 --> 00:52:11,708 - [Woman] No, no, that's good. 902 00:52:11,708 --> 00:52:13,958 - He's gonna fall in love with you, darlin'. 903 00:52:21,125 --> 00:52:21,917 - Night. 904 00:52:31,750 --> 00:52:32,750 - Where's she going? 905 00:52:34,000 --> 00:52:35,250 - I'll see you in the morning, kid. 906 00:52:36,250 --> 00:52:38,458 Take my car, pick me up. 907 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:42,083 - Thanks. 908 00:52:44,583 --> 00:52:45,500 - Don't mention it. 909 00:52:58,750 --> 00:53:01,500 (upbeat music) 910 00:53:01,500 --> 00:53:03,917 (car honks) 911 00:53:12,875 --> 00:53:14,208 - I did it! 912 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:16,542 - Have you gone screwy, what's the matter with you? 913 00:53:16,542 --> 00:53:19,250 Holy Jesus, look at that car. 914 00:53:19,250 --> 00:53:20,417 - I got laid. 915 00:53:20,417 --> 00:53:21,458 - Would you be quiet? 916 00:53:24,708 --> 00:53:26,125 Wait, where you going? 917 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:36,583 - Oh, I'm all burned out. 918 00:53:38,167 --> 00:53:42,208 Come on, let's get goin', we got 20 minutes to air. 919 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,875 So how'd you like her? 920 00:53:51,458 --> 00:53:54,042 Ha ha ha, he liked her. 921 00:53:54,042 --> 00:53:55,000 The kid liked her. 922 00:53:56,167 --> 00:53:57,417 Yeah, you better have liked her. 923 00:53:57,417 --> 00:53:59,083 She cost me a dick and a leg. 924 00:54:00,583 --> 00:54:01,792 - What? 925 00:54:01,792 --> 00:54:02,583 - Paid her, man. 926 00:54:03,625 --> 00:54:04,667 She's a vice doll. 927 00:54:11,375 --> 00:54:13,750 Oh grow up, Chucky. 928 00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:17,083 It don't matter how you get it as long as you get it. 929 00:54:18,375 --> 00:54:20,750 But you know that already don't you, Slick? 930 00:54:30,667 --> 00:54:32,167 - [Croak] So how was it? 931 00:54:32,167 --> 00:54:33,083 I gotta know. 932 00:54:33,083 --> 00:54:34,292 I want to know what I'm in for. 933 00:54:34,292 --> 00:54:36,208 - She said I was very gentle. 934 00:54:36,208 --> 00:54:37,875 - Gentle? 935 00:54:37,875 --> 00:54:40,250 You're not supposed to be gentle, I read about that. 936 00:54:40,250 --> 00:54:42,083 - Oh, Jesus. 937 00:54:42,083 --> 00:54:43,583 I got to stop and talk to her. 938 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:46,083 - What do you want to talk to her for? 939 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,875 Come on, let's get out of here. 940 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:49,167 - [Karchy] Just wait right here. 941 00:54:53,042 --> 00:54:53,833 Hey, Diney! 942 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:56,750 - [Croak] Karch, where you going? 943 00:54:57,583 --> 00:54:59,125 - [Karchy] Diney. 944 00:55:02,958 --> 00:55:04,333 Hey, Diney, where you going? 945 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:05,583 - [Diney] To the laundromat. 946 00:55:05,583 --> 00:55:06,875 - [Karchy] I can drive you. 947 00:55:06,875 --> 00:55:08,500 - [Diney] I can walk. 948 00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,083 - I'm not going to hurt you or nothing. 949 00:55:11,333 --> 00:55:13,042 You want to go get an ice cream cone? 950 00:55:15,708 --> 00:55:17,042 He's got a guilty conscience. 951 00:55:19,125 --> 00:55:20,208 - How come you don't? 952 00:55:21,042 --> 00:55:21,833 - I do. 953 00:55:29,083 --> 00:55:31,750 - I don't want nothing to drink. 954 00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:35,792 - [Karchy] Are you done? 955 00:55:35,792 --> 00:55:37,083 - [Diney] Mm-hmm. 956 00:55:37,083 --> 00:55:41,375 ("Lonely Teardrops" by Jackie Wilson) 957 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,292 - [Karchy] So, you read that book I gave you? 958 00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:52,000 - [Diney] Mm-hmm. 959 00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:54,042 - You read Huckleberry Finn? 960 00:55:54,042 --> 00:55:57,792 - Mm-hmm, I liked it. 961 00:56:00,125 --> 00:56:01,708 You really want to be a writer? 962 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:05,875 - I want to be something, that's the truth. 963 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,792 - They can probably teach you to be one at Princeton. 964 00:56:16,875 --> 00:56:19,167 - I'm not really going to Princeton. 965 00:56:19,167 --> 00:56:20,292 - You're not? 966 00:56:24,042 --> 00:56:25,583 - I make things up sometimes. 967 00:56:30,333 --> 00:56:33,625 Listen, will you drive somewhere with me? 968 00:56:34,833 --> 00:56:35,625 - What for? 969 00:56:36,667 --> 00:56:38,208 - I want to show the car off. 970 00:56:42,042 --> 00:56:43,000 I want to show you off. 971 00:56:44,250 --> 00:56:46,083 - Why do you gotta show off so much? 972 00:56:48,750 --> 00:56:50,500 - 'Cause I ain't got that much to show. 973 00:56:52,625 --> 00:56:57,625 ♪ Just give me another chance ♪ 974 00:56:58,750 --> 00:57:02,042 ♪ For our romance ♪ 975 00:57:02,042 --> 00:57:03,042 - Let's go. 976 00:57:06,333 --> 00:57:08,167 - [Karchy] Can you move closer to me? 977 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:11,167 - [Diney] What for? 978 00:57:11,167 --> 00:57:12,375 - [Karchy] It looks better that way. 979 00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:15,208 ♪ That you've been gone away ♪ 980 00:57:15,208 --> 00:57:20,000 ♪ You know my heart does nothing but burn ♪ 981 00:57:21,083 --> 00:57:23,250 (car honks) 982 00:57:25,208 --> 00:57:27,417 - [Karchy] Hey, Kevin! 983 00:57:27,417 --> 00:57:32,417 ♪ My pillow's never dry of lonely teardrops ♪ 984 00:57:35,625 --> 00:57:37,208 - [Blind Kid] Wish I could see it. 985 00:57:37,208 --> 00:57:38,417 - [Amos] There you go again. 986 00:57:38,417 --> 00:57:40,667 - I do, it feels real nice. 987 00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:48,125 - Collection time, ladies and gentles. 988 00:57:50,000 --> 00:57:52,875 - Hey, we finished that tune, you want to come check it out? 989 00:57:52,875 --> 00:57:54,042 - Sure, when? 990 00:57:54,042 --> 00:57:56,125 - Can you bring Mr. Magic? 991 00:57:56,125 --> 00:57:57,792 - I don't know, I'll talk to him. 992 00:57:57,792 --> 00:58:00,708 - I mean, you're such good friends with him and all. 993 00:58:05,792 --> 00:58:07,708 - You better watch your fancy coat. 994 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:17,792 - I'm sorry, Karch Ass. 995 00:58:17,792 --> 00:58:18,792 - Man, hit him. 996 00:58:18,792 --> 00:58:21,000 - You want to hit me, Karch Ass? 997 00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:23,750 Come on, hit me. 998 00:58:25,417 --> 00:58:27,458 - [Father Norton] What's going on here? 999 00:58:27,458 --> 00:58:28,625 - It was an accident. 1000 00:58:28,625 --> 00:58:30,083 He bumped into me, Father. 1001 00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:31,083 - Bullshit! 1002 00:58:31,083 --> 00:58:32,250 - Please don't act as if you were 1003 00:58:32,250 --> 00:58:34,375 in your own home, Mr. Smith. 1004 00:58:34,375 --> 00:58:37,125 - I'll pay for the dry cleaning, Father. 1005 00:58:37,125 --> 00:58:39,000 - Send your bill to Mr. Boyle, Mr. Jonas. 1006 00:58:44,917 --> 00:58:46,292 - [Karchy] He said the garage. 1007 00:58:56,542 --> 00:58:59,833 - [Billy] This sure is the dark side of town. 1008 00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:02,000 This kid better be a real good friend of yours. 1009 00:59:11,042 --> 00:59:16,042 ♪ She comes walkin' down the street ♪ 1010 00:59:17,875 --> 00:59:22,875 ♪ Lookin' good enough to eat ♪ 1011 00:59:24,792 --> 00:59:29,792 ♪ Big brown eyes and wavy hair ♪ 1012 00:59:31,750 --> 00:59:35,083 ♪ That's my baby, medium rare ♪ 1013 00:59:35,083 --> 00:59:36,917 ♪ Medium rare ♪ 1014 00:59:36,917 --> 00:59:38,708 ♪ Medium rare ♪ 1015 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:41,958 ♪ Medium rare ♪ 1016 00:59:41,958 --> 00:59:46,958 ♪ Come around 'bout supper time ♪ 1017 00:59:48,792 --> 00:59:53,792 ♪ I think I'm gonna get me a jug of wine ♪ 1018 00:59:55,667 --> 01:00:00,667 ♪ My mama's callin' but I don't care ♪ 1019 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:08,250 ♪ I'm-a go see medium rare ♪ 1020 01:00:09,458 --> 01:00:12,167 ♪ When she wears that little skirt ♪ 1021 01:00:12,167 --> 01:00:15,417 ♪ All the fellas start to flirt ♪ 1022 01:00:15,417 --> 01:00:20,417 ♪ They say, hey, what's under there ♪ 1023 01:00:21,958 --> 01:00:26,583 ♪ Under there ♪ 1024 01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:31,583 ♪ If you're in my neighborhood ♪ 1025 01:00:33,250 --> 01:00:38,250 ♪ Lookin' around for somethin' good ♪ 1026 01:00:40,167 --> 01:00:45,125 ♪ If you see her, stop and stare ♪ 1027 01:00:47,208 --> 01:00:50,625 ♪ But don't you dare touch medium rare ♪ 1028 01:00:50,625 --> 01:00:54,042 ♪ Medium rare ♪ 1029 01:00:54,042 --> 01:00:57,333 ♪ No don't you dare ♪ 1030 01:00:57,333 --> 01:01:01,000 ♪ She's my baby, medium rare ♪ 1031 01:01:13,000 --> 01:01:14,375 What do you think? 1032 01:01:28,792 --> 01:01:30,917 - I think you could have it out in a week. 1033 01:01:32,292 --> 01:01:34,042 Another three weeks you'd be top 10. 1034 01:01:36,583 --> 01:01:38,083 I can get you a record deal. 1035 01:01:40,917 --> 01:01:42,500 You'll need some clothes, though. 1036 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,208 I'll give you the money. 1037 01:01:46,000 --> 01:01:47,000 - What? 1038 01:01:49,792 --> 01:01:51,125 Why are you doing this for us? 1039 01:01:52,958 --> 01:01:54,000 - I like your music, man. 1040 01:01:55,750 --> 01:01:57,833 It's hungry, full of spit. 1041 01:02:02,125 --> 01:02:03,167 Partners? 1042 01:02:04,583 --> 01:02:05,375 - Partners. 1043 01:02:09,125 --> 01:02:11,458 - [Billy] All right, Chucky man, I'll see you tomorrow. 1044 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:13,083 Don't do anything I wouldn't do. 1045 01:02:13,083 --> 01:02:14,417 - [Karchy] See ya, Billy. 1046 01:02:20,417 --> 01:02:21,625 - [Henry] We're closed. 1047 01:02:24,125 --> 01:02:26,208 - I thought maybe I could walk you home. 1048 01:02:26,208 --> 01:02:28,250 - Yeah, well, I'm actually driving her home. 1049 01:02:29,417 --> 01:02:31,125 - I kind of feel like walking, Henry. 1050 01:02:38,292 --> 01:02:39,708 - Suit yourself. 1051 01:02:43,208 --> 01:02:45,958 (gentle music) 1052 01:02:52,000 --> 01:02:53,583 - [Karchy] He's gonna get him a record deal. 1053 01:02:53,583 --> 01:02:55,167 Thinks he can be top 10. 1054 01:02:55,167 --> 01:02:56,542 - [Diney] You're not blowing smoke again, are you? 1055 01:02:56,542 --> 01:02:59,042 - [Karchy] I'm serious, it's a great song. 1056 01:02:59,042 --> 01:03:00,542 You'll hear it on the radio. 1057 01:03:01,750 --> 01:03:03,042 Really, stuff like that can happen. 1058 01:03:03,042 --> 01:03:04,083 - [Diney] In books. 1059 01:03:04,083 --> 01:03:06,042 - In real life. 1060 01:03:06,042 --> 01:03:07,333 All you got to do is believe. 1061 01:03:08,542 --> 01:03:09,875 - All I gotta do is stay on my feet 1062 01:03:09,875 --> 01:03:11,958 and not piss Henry off too much. 1063 01:03:11,958 --> 01:03:13,792 - Screw Henry, he's a nook. 1064 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:17,208 - Don't talk to me like that. 1065 01:03:17,208 --> 01:03:18,000 - I'm sorry. 1066 01:03:19,042 --> 01:03:20,208 - And he is not. 1067 01:03:21,125 --> 01:03:22,917 - He is, too. 1068 01:03:22,917 --> 01:03:24,500 You don't really like him do you? 1069 01:03:25,708 --> 01:03:27,125 - [Diney] He wants me to marry him. 1070 01:03:27,125 --> 01:03:29,042 - [Karchy] He wants you to marry him? 1071 01:03:29,042 --> 01:03:29,875 He's a dip. 1072 01:03:31,000 --> 01:03:32,542 - [Diney] He's not such a dip. 1073 01:03:34,208 --> 01:03:36,958 - [Karchy] You're not going to do it, are you? 1074 01:03:36,958 --> 01:03:38,125 - [Diney] I don't think so. 1075 01:03:39,500 --> 01:03:40,292 - [Karchy] Good. 1076 01:03:42,708 --> 01:03:44,500 - [Diney] My feet hurt. 1077 01:03:44,500 --> 01:03:46,083 - [Karchy] You want some ice for them? 1078 01:03:46,083 --> 01:03:49,167 - [Diney] (laughs) No. 1079 01:03:49,167 --> 01:03:50,250 I gotta feed my goldfish. 1080 01:03:55,292 --> 01:03:58,000 - [Karchy] I'll see you later, Diney. 1081 01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:59,333 - [Diney] Night, Karchy. 1082 01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:02,000 - [Karchy] Good night. 1083 01:04:02,000 --> 01:04:05,208 (students chattering) 1084 01:04:19,750 --> 01:04:23,417 (moves into uplifting music) 1085 01:05:17,750 --> 01:05:19,542 - Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 1086 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:24,125 It's been three days since my last confession. 1087 01:05:25,042 --> 01:05:26,917 The reason I'm here again, Father, 1088 01:05:30,167 --> 01:05:31,292 you know what it is. 1089 01:05:33,083 --> 01:05:34,708 I just can't stop doing it. 1090 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:40,083 I get these thoughts and I can't keep my hands off it. 1091 01:05:42,458 --> 01:05:46,042 Father, are you there, Father? 1092 01:05:47,167 --> 01:05:48,042 - [Karchy] Mm-hmm. 1093 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:52,458 - I know you said I was gonna go blind, Father. 1094 01:05:52,458 --> 01:05:54,542 I don't want to go blind. 1095 01:05:54,542 --> 01:05:56,375 Last night I did it three times. 1096 01:05:58,208 --> 01:06:00,375 I'm doin' it so much it hurts when I touch it. 1097 01:06:03,417 --> 01:06:05,167 And I want to kill my dad again. 1098 01:06:07,292 --> 01:06:08,667 I can't take it anymore. 1099 01:06:10,750 --> 01:06:11,542 I hate him. 1100 01:06:13,083 --> 01:06:14,208 I hate him, Father. 1101 01:06:17,042 --> 01:06:19,167 I just can't stand watching him hit my mom. 1102 01:06:19,167 --> 01:06:22,000 - [Father Norton] Mr. Jonas, get out of there! 1103 01:06:23,500 --> 01:06:24,333 Take that off. 1104 01:06:25,417 --> 01:06:26,542 How dare you! 1105 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:31,833 Out, just get out. 1106 01:06:31,833 --> 01:06:35,250 You've gone too far this time, too far. 1107 01:06:35,250 --> 01:06:38,083 What he did was a sacrilege, Mr. Jonas. 1108 01:06:38,083 --> 01:06:39,500 - His name is Dr. Jonas. 1109 01:06:39,500 --> 01:06:41,417 - Karchy, please. 1110 01:06:41,417 --> 01:06:43,208 - I'm suspending him from school 1111 01:06:43,208 --> 01:06:46,667 for the 10 days that are left, Dr. Jonas. 1112 01:06:46,667 --> 01:06:49,333 What I really should do is not let him graduate. 1113 01:06:49,333 --> 01:06:52,292 - No, no, please, please. 1114 01:06:52,292 --> 01:06:54,417 - We'll give him his diploma. 1115 01:06:54,417 --> 01:06:56,833 But he can't come to the graduation ceremonies. 1116 01:06:56,833 --> 01:06:58,042 - [Istvan] Thank you. 1117 01:06:58,042 --> 01:07:00,917 - We'll mail the diploma here. 1118 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:02,542 - [Istvan] How kind of you, thank you. 1119 01:07:02,542 --> 01:07:04,625 - I never want to see you again. 1120 01:07:06,042 --> 01:07:08,750 - [Istvan] Why do you do such trouble? 1121 01:07:08,750 --> 01:07:11,667 Now I cannot go to see you graduate. 1122 01:07:11,667 --> 01:07:13,417 I come to America for this. 1123 01:07:13,417 --> 01:07:15,792 - [Karchy] I don't care, I hate the place, Pop. 1124 01:07:15,792 --> 01:07:17,125 - [Karchy] This is good school. 1125 01:07:17,125 --> 01:07:19,417 Rich sons go to this school. 1126 01:07:19,417 --> 01:07:20,750 - [Karchy] I'm not a rich son. 1127 01:07:20,750 --> 01:07:22,333 - [Istvan] I pay lots of money. 1128 01:07:22,333 --> 01:07:24,500 I work at the mill, so what? 1129 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,583 You learn same things like rich sons. 1130 01:07:27,583 --> 01:07:29,167 - This place is different, Pop. 1131 01:07:29,167 --> 01:07:30,792 This ain't like the old country. 1132 01:07:30,792 --> 01:07:31,583 - How different? 1133 01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:35,042 - This place ain't fair. 1134 01:07:36,000 --> 01:07:37,167 - What do you mean? 1135 01:07:37,167 --> 01:07:38,083 You will be citizen soon. 1136 01:07:39,292 --> 01:07:41,708 Maybe you will be okay, you pass test. 1137 01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,000 You'll work hard. 1138 01:07:44,000 --> 01:07:46,125 You'll study hard. 1139 01:07:46,125 --> 01:07:49,000 You will pass test. 1140 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,000 You cannot fail. 1141 01:07:52,833 --> 01:07:54,042 You will be citizen. 1142 01:07:54,042 --> 01:07:56,375 You got to be citizen. 1143 01:07:56,375 --> 01:07:57,167 I help. 1144 01:08:03,125 --> 01:08:04,417 You make me hurt. 1145 01:08:07,875 --> 01:08:11,000 ♪ That's my baby, medium rare ♪ 1146 01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:14,375 ♪ Medium rare, medium rare ♪ 1147 01:08:14,375 --> 01:08:17,250 - Hey, demo sounds good, doesn't it? 1148 01:08:20,750 --> 01:08:23,833 'Course I'll make sure it gets plenty of air time. 1149 01:08:23,833 --> 01:08:25,167 That way the record company 1150 01:08:25,167 --> 01:08:27,000 won't take it out back and burn it. 1151 01:08:31,708 --> 01:08:34,708 What's the matter with you? 1152 01:08:34,708 --> 01:08:36,500 - I got thrown out of school. 1153 01:08:36,500 --> 01:08:39,708 (Billy laughs) 1154 01:08:39,708 --> 01:08:40,958 - What difference does it make, man, 1155 01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:42,250 they're still gonna let you graduate, right? 1156 01:08:42,250 --> 01:08:44,042 Still gonna give you your diploma. 1157 01:08:44,042 --> 01:08:45,083 - Right. 1158 01:08:46,542 --> 01:08:49,000 - So what you going to do next year, go to college? 1159 01:08:52,333 --> 01:08:53,125 - I don't know. 1160 01:08:54,333 --> 01:08:57,042 - Why don't you go to broadcasting school? 1161 01:08:57,042 --> 01:08:58,042 - Duh. 1162 01:08:58,042 --> 01:09:00,667 - Aw, when I first started out 1163 01:09:00,667 --> 01:09:04,208 I came from this little town called Del Rio, Texas. 1164 01:09:04,208 --> 01:09:06,542 Talked like my mouth was full of cow chips 1165 01:09:06,542 --> 01:09:10,375 and cream gravy, sayin' howdy all the time. 1166 01:09:10,375 --> 01:09:12,375 They fixed me up in broadcasting school. 1167 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:15,583 I developed my own slanguage. 1168 01:09:15,583 --> 01:09:18,458 - I don't have the money for broadcasting school. 1169 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:22,292 - Well, I can talk to some guys, I'll get you in. 1170 01:09:24,375 --> 01:09:27,125 Hey, did you try that rubber band on the tongue? 1171 01:09:31,167 --> 01:09:32,833 What happened? 1172 01:09:32,833 --> 01:09:34,625 - It hurt, that's what happened. 1173 01:09:34,625 --> 01:09:37,208 (Billy laughs) 1174 01:09:43,750 --> 01:09:48,750 ♪ If you're in my neighborhood ♪ 1175 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:55,208 ♪ Lookin' around for somethin' good ♪ 1176 01:09:57,083 --> 01:10:02,083 ♪ If you see her, stop and stare ♪ 1177 01:10:03,708 --> 01:10:06,917 ♪ But don't you dare touch medium rare ♪ 1178 01:10:06,917 --> 01:10:10,167 ♪ Medium rare ♪ 1179 01:10:10,167 --> 01:10:15,167 ♪ No, don't you dare touch medium rare ♪ 1180 01:10:17,042 --> 01:10:21,083 ♪ Don't you dare touch medium rare ♪ 1181 01:10:23,625 --> 01:10:28,625 (crowd applauds) (crowd cheers) 1182 01:10:29,458 --> 01:10:30,708 - All right, let's hear it 1183 01:10:30,708 --> 01:10:33,708 for Blood Smith and the Tenderloins. 1184 01:10:33,708 --> 01:10:36,000 I love that song. 1185 01:10:36,000 --> 01:10:36,792 - Amos! 1186 01:10:39,042 --> 01:10:40,167 Almost missed you, man. 1187 01:10:40,167 --> 01:10:41,208 He's gonna make it his pick to click. 1188 01:10:41,208 --> 01:10:43,042 You're gonna be a millionaire. 1189 01:10:43,042 --> 01:10:45,667 - He's going to be a millionaire, not me. 1190 01:10:45,667 --> 01:10:46,583 - What do you mean? 1191 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:52,167 Come on, Amos, you're my friend, tell me. 1192 01:10:52,167 --> 01:10:53,792 - You think we friends? 1193 01:10:53,792 --> 01:10:55,708 Just 'cause we sit at the same table? 1194 01:10:57,000 --> 01:11:00,250 Just 'cause nobody else want nothing to do with us. 1195 01:11:00,250 --> 01:11:02,583 You're a chump, and I'm one too. 1196 01:11:03,875 --> 01:11:05,167 - What are you talking about? 1197 01:11:05,167 --> 01:11:08,917 - It's Mr. Magic, he's taking 70%. 1198 01:11:08,917 --> 01:11:09,708 - [Karchy] What? 1199 01:11:11,000 --> 01:11:12,875 - It's in the record contract, man. 1200 01:11:12,875 --> 01:11:14,958 He's gettin' 70%. 1201 01:11:14,958 --> 01:11:16,083 - For what? 1202 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:18,250 - For writing it with me. 1203 01:11:18,250 --> 01:11:20,083 - He didn't write it with you. 1204 01:11:20,083 --> 01:11:25,083 - I guess 30% is better than nothing. 1205 01:11:34,792 --> 01:11:35,625 - Where's Billy? 1206 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:40,792 - You can't go in there, he's got people with him. 1207 01:11:45,042 --> 01:11:46,000 - I need to talk to you. 1208 01:11:46,000 --> 01:11:48,292 - Well, come on in, Charles. 1209 01:11:48,292 --> 01:11:50,042 - You're Mr. Jonas, aren't you? 1210 01:11:50,042 --> 01:11:52,042 - These boys are from the police. 1211 01:11:52,042 --> 01:11:54,042 They gonna ask us a few questions. 1212 01:11:54,042 --> 01:11:55,500 Fire away, gentlemen. 1213 01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,583 We've got nothing to hide. 1214 01:11:57,583 --> 01:11:59,208 - So, Dwayne. 1215 01:11:59,208 --> 01:12:00,083 Have you ever taken any money 1216 01:12:00,083 --> 01:12:01,917 for playing a record on the air? 1217 01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:03,250 - Hell no. 1218 01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:05,083 - Have you ever accepted any favors 1219 01:12:05,083 --> 01:12:06,708 for playing a record on the air? 1220 01:12:06,708 --> 01:12:08,083 - Hell no. 1221 01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:09,333 - [Detective] Never? 1222 01:12:09,333 --> 01:12:10,750 - Now, what is this? 1223 01:12:10,750 --> 01:12:13,000 You boys got something to say, say it. 1224 01:12:13,000 --> 01:12:15,500 If you're going on a fishin' expedition, 1225 01:12:15,500 --> 01:12:16,833 don't use my pecker. 1226 01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:21,208 - Has anybody ever given you anything to give to Mr. Magic? 1227 01:12:21,208 --> 01:12:22,250 - What do you mean? 1228 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,667 - Has anybody ever given you any money 1229 01:12:23,667 --> 01:12:26,250 to give to Mr. Magic for playing a record? 1230 01:12:28,250 --> 01:12:29,583 - No. 1231 01:12:29,583 --> 01:12:31,375 - Kid, you ever hear the word payola? 1232 01:12:34,125 --> 01:12:36,042 These disc jockeys making illegal deals 1233 01:12:36,042 --> 01:12:39,417 with the record companies to play their songs on the radio. 1234 01:12:39,417 --> 01:12:41,083 Only they don't report that money. 1235 01:12:41,083 --> 01:12:43,750 They're stealing that money from Uncle Sam. 1236 01:12:43,750 --> 01:12:45,417 Millions of dollars. 1237 01:12:45,417 --> 01:12:48,875 Your Mr. Magic here is on the receiving end of that. 1238 01:12:48,875 --> 01:12:52,083 - Oh, what is it with you guys? 1239 01:12:52,083 --> 01:12:54,833 You're shouting down the wrong hole. 1240 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,042 You can't do nothing to him, he's 17. 1241 01:12:57,042 --> 01:12:58,917 He's a juvenile. 1242 01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:00,708 - I heard you gentlemen were here. 1243 01:13:00,708 --> 01:13:02,750 Is there some sort of problem? 1244 01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:07,083 - No Cecil, I don't have a problem, unless maybe they do. 1245 01:13:11,625 --> 01:13:14,000 Goddamn demons. 1246 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:15,875 Came down on me when I was in Savannah, too. 1247 01:13:15,875 --> 01:13:18,375 They couldn't find nothing there and they went away. 1248 01:13:19,292 --> 01:13:20,583 Oh, hey. 1249 01:13:20,583 --> 01:13:21,833 I forgot to give you your bonus, Slick. 1250 01:13:24,042 --> 01:13:25,792 - I don't want it. 1251 01:13:25,792 --> 01:13:27,125 - What's the matter, man? 1252 01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:28,125 Don't you want to be a millionaire? 1253 01:13:28,125 --> 01:13:29,000 - I don't want it. 1254 01:13:30,208 --> 01:13:31,042 - Suit yourself. 1255 01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:33,917 - Amos told me. 1256 01:13:35,167 --> 01:13:36,458 - What did Amos tell you? 1257 01:13:37,375 --> 01:13:39,333 - About the record contract. 1258 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:42,833 - Yeah, it's a good deal. 1259 01:13:42,833 --> 01:13:45,625 Takes more than divine intervention to make a hit record. 1260 01:13:46,458 --> 01:13:47,875 - It isn't fair. 1261 01:13:47,875 --> 01:13:49,083 - Now, you think that boy could have 1262 01:13:49,083 --> 01:13:51,333 got himself a contract without me? 1263 01:13:51,333 --> 01:13:52,625 Let me tell you something, 1264 01:13:52,625 --> 01:13:54,292 sepia music ain't nothing without me. 1265 01:13:54,292 --> 01:13:57,083 You don't like it, don't let the door 1266 01:13:57,083 --> 01:13:58,750 hit you in the ass on your way out. 1267 01:14:01,125 --> 01:14:03,708 - What about the envelopes Hogan had me give you? 1268 01:14:04,708 --> 01:14:06,417 - I don't remember no envelopes. 1269 01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:16,208 Come on, man, I told you, ain't got nothing to worry about. 1270 01:14:16,208 --> 01:14:18,542 You're underage, they can't do nothing to you. 1271 01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:21,083 You never gave me no envelopes, you understand? 1272 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:24,500 - What did you do it for? 1273 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:28,042 You got a lot of money. 1274 01:14:28,042 --> 01:14:29,083 You got everything. 1275 01:14:30,125 --> 01:14:31,167 - Who, me? 1276 01:14:32,250 --> 01:14:33,667 I ain't got nothing, man. 1277 01:14:34,875 --> 01:14:37,500 I got two ex-wives and four kids. 1278 01:14:37,500 --> 01:14:39,875 I got a leased Cadillac and a rented apartment. 1279 01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:44,042 Everything you see is paid for by the record promoters. 1280 01:14:44,042 --> 01:14:45,958 I've been in four cities in five years, 1281 01:14:45,958 --> 01:14:47,625 I'm gonna be in a whole lot more. 1282 01:14:49,750 --> 01:14:51,375 I ain't got a tin can to shit in. 1283 01:14:59,000 --> 01:15:03,500 - [Istvan] Hello, Karchy, someone here to see you. 1284 01:15:05,167 --> 01:15:06,500 - Hello, Mr. Jonas. 1285 01:15:08,542 --> 01:15:09,917 Why don't you take a seat? 1286 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,458 We're here to tell you about your Mr. Magic. 1287 01:15:17,458 --> 01:15:20,000 We checked him out, it seems every place he works 1288 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:23,542 he picks some boy about your age to take his money for him. 1289 01:15:25,000 --> 01:15:26,708 That way no one can ever testify that they gave him money. 1290 01:15:26,708 --> 01:15:29,000 You see, they gave his kid money. 1291 01:15:29,000 --> 01:15:29,792 It's real cute. 1292 01:15:31,000 --> 01:15:32,625 He always picks a kid real carefully, too. 1293 01:15:32,625 --> 01:15:33,958 He always makes sure he picks 1294 01:15:33,958 --> 01:15:35,583 some kid he knows will lie for him. 1295 01:15:35,583 --> 01:15:38,542 - And the kids think he's the greatest 1296 01:15:38,542 --> 01:15:40,250 thing since sliced bread anyway. 1297 01:15:41,500 --> 01:15:42,625 And he makes sure he pays them good. 1298 01:15:42,625 --> 01:15:44,042 - How did you meet him, anyhow? 1299 01:15:45,042 --> 01:15:47,167 - He get diploma. 1300 01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:49,000 - [Detective] What diploma was that? 1301 01:15:49,000 --> 01:15:50,333 - There. 1302 01:15:50,333 --> 01:15:51,625 - [Detective] Oh, where'd you get this? 1303 01:15:51,625 --> 01:15:53,750 - Billy Magic Hall of Fame. 1304 01:15:53,750 --> 01:15:57,833 The students vote for him and send 1305 01:15:57,833 --> 01:16:01,625 postcards, sign names, very popular. 1306 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:02,917 - [Detective] Cleveland Latin, 1307 01:16:02,917 --> 01:16:04,167 that's a rich kid's school, isn't it? 1308 01:16:04,167 --> 01:16:07,292 - Very expensive, lots of money. 1309 01:16:07,292 --> 01:16:09,125 - [Detective] How'd you get to be so popular? 1310 01:16:09,125 --> 01:16:11,000 Bunch of rich kids, kid like you. 1311 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,375 - You sent those postcards in yourself, didn't you, son. 1312 01:16:14,375 --> 01:16:16,250 You forged the kids' names. 1313 01:16:16,250 --> 01:16:17,833 - Magic knew it. 1314 01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:19,625 He figured you'd be perfect for him. 1315 01:16:19,625 --> 01:16:21,208 - That's why he gave you the job. 1316 01:16:22,292 --> 01:16:25,250 - No, he's my friend, he helped me. 1317 01:16:25,250 --> 01:16:26,833 - [Detective] Help with what? 1318 01:16:27,875 --> 01:16:30,000 - With all kinds of stuff. 1319 01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:31,458 - [Detective With Mustache] He used you. 1320 01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:34,375 - [Detective] He used you, son. 1321 01:16:34,375 --> 01:16:36,000 - No, he didn't. 1322 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,583 - [Detective] You took money for him, didn't you, kid? 1323 01:16:38,625 --> 01:16:40,167 - No. 1324 01:16:40,167 --> 01:16:41,542 - Your father tells us you're taking 1325 01:16:41,542 --> 01:16:44,875 your naturalization test soon, isn't that right, Mr. Jonas? 1326 01:16:44,875 --> 01:16:49,333 - Yes, we will be American citizen. 1327 01:16:50,750 --> 01:16:52,833 - [Detective With Mustache] I hope you pass. 1328 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:54,750 - What do you mean? 1329 01:16:54,750 --> 01:16:56,208 - [Detective With Mustache] It's up to the judge. 1330 01:16:57,750 --> 01:16:59,042 What if he rejects you? 1331 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:05,125 (flames whooshing) 1332 01:17:07,375 --> 01:17:10,167 (Karchy knocking) 1333 01:17:18,167 --> 01:17:20,167 - Listen, can I come in? 1334 01:17:21,917 --> 01:17:23,167 - [Diney] Karchy, it's late. 1335 01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:25,667 - I know. 1336 01:17:25,667 --> 01:17:27,625 I just want to talk to you, please. 1337 01:17:29,875 --> 01:17:30,667 - [Diney] Okay. 1338 01:17:37,958 --> 01:17:39,000 - I'm all screwed up, Diney. 1339 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:40,250 - What's the matter? 1340 01:17:41,250 --> 01:17:42,792 - I got thrown out of school. 1341 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:46,500 - What for? 1342 01:17:46,500 --> 01:17:47,958 - It doesn't matter. 1343 01:17:47,958 --> 01:17:48,917 The hell with that. 1344 01:17:49,833 --> 01:17:51,042 It's just everything. 1345 01:17:53,833 --> 01:17:55,500 I need you to be my friend, Diney. 1346 01:17:57,167 --> 01:17:58,208 I need a friend. 1347 01:18:05,500 --> 01:18:08,625 - You ever had a girl for a friend before? 1348 01:18:08,625 --> 01:18:11,000 - I don't know any other girls except you. 1349 01:18:22,167 --> 01:18:23,208 I'm sorry. 1350 01:18:25,042 --> 01:18:26,042 - It's okay. 1351 01:18:28,083 --> 01:18:30,792 (gentle music) 1352 01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:14,875 - [Karchy] I didn't think this would ever happen. 1353 01:19:14,875 --> 01:19:17,458 I mean that's not, I'm sorry. 1354 01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:21,208 God, I keep saying that to you. 1355 01:19:22,875 --> 01:19:23,958 - It's okay. 1356 01:19:30,042 --> 01:19:31,167 - [Karchy] I love you. 1357 01:19:35,292 --> 01:19:36,292 - It's okay. 1358 01:19:38,917 --> 01:19:39,708 It really is. 1359 01:19:50,167 --> 01:19:52,625 - I mean, I like you very much. 1360 01:19:56,083 --> 01:19:59,083 More than I've ever liked anyone before. 1361 01:19:59,083 --> 01:19:59,875 - I know. 1362 01:20:06,417 --> 01:20:09,625 Someday you're going to make a terrific man, Karchy Jonas. 1363 01:20:16,167 --> 01:20:18,167 Delayed reaction. 1364 01:20:18,167 --> 01:20:19,208 - What? 1365 01:20:21,333 --> 01:20:23,500 - That darn Spanish fly. 1366 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,083 Me and Henry got engaged. 1367 01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:01,792 (egg trays crashing) 1368 01:21:25,042 --> 01:21:27,000 - And so as we say goodbye to each other, 1369 01:21:27,000 --> 01:21:30,125 to old friends, and set forth to greet new ones, 1370 01:21:31,208 --> 01:21:32,500 may we never forget the lessons 1371 01:21:32,500 --> 01:21:34,917 we have all pledged to live by. 1372 01:21:34,917 --> 01:21:37,750 The power of will, compassion, and truth. 1373 01:21:37,750 --> 01:21:40,125 The brothers of Cleveland Latin High have shown us 1374 01:21:40,125 --> 01:21:42,708 not only how to survive in the outside world, 1375 01:21:42,708 --> 01:21:43,958 but how to survive-- 1376 01:21:43,958 --> 01:21:45,958 (music drowns out speech) 1377 01:21:45,958 --> 01:21:48,167 I'll never forget this place. 1378 01:21:56,083 --> 01:21:57,083 - Karchy? 1379 01:22:01,667 --> 01:22:04,125 You got some mail over there. 1380 01:22:13,208 --> 01:22:14,000 What is it? 1381 01:22:17,250 --> 01:22:20,000 - There's a hearing in front of the grand jury tomorrow. 1382 01:22:21,250 --> 01:22:23,375 - What you gonna tell, hmm? 1383 01:22:26,833 --> 01:22:27,625 Karchy. 1384 01:22:41,500 --> 01:22:43,750 I want to be American citizen. 1385 01:22:48,000 --> 01:22:52,042 Don't destroy everything, hmm? 1386 01:22:53,417 --> 01:22:55,708 (pounding) 1387 01:22:59,042 --> 01:23:00,833 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, hold on. 1388 01:23:03,708 --> 01:23:05,417 - You son of a bitch! 1389 01:23:07,083 --> 01:23:10,167 - (chuckles) Damn, where'd you learn how to fight? 1390 01:23:11,417 --> 01:23:12,667 You want a beer? 1391 01:23:12,667 --> 01:23:14,333 - I don't want a goddamn beer. 1392 01:23:14,333 --> 01:23:18,042 - Suit yourself, I'm gonna have one. 1393 01:23:18,042 --> 01:23:19,125 - You're gonna do the right thing 1394 01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:20,667 and tear it up, that's what you're gonna do. 1395 01:23:20,667 --> 01:23:22,417 - No, I'm not. 1396 01:23:22,417 --> 01:23:24,500 I'm gonna drink my beer. 1397 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:27,500 - The contract, Amos contract. 1398 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:29,417 You're gonna tear it up. 1399 01:23:29,417 --> 01:23:31,167 You're not getting any percent. 1400 01:23:32,167 --> 01:23:33,042 - You want to bet? 1401 01:23:40,042 --> 01:23:41,333 - [Karchy] It's a subpoena. 1402 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:44,250 - Oh yeah, I got one just like it. 1403 01:23:50,083 --> 01:23:52,667 - I meant nothing to you, did I? 1404 01:23:54,375 --> 01:23:56,083 You don't give a shit, do you? 1405 01:23:57,417 --> 01:23:58,208 - Hell no. 1406 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:02,417 - I'm through lying. 1407 01:24:02,417 --> 01:24:05,125 (gentle music) 1408 01:24:11,792 --> 01:24:12,583 Diney. 1409 01:24:17,625 --> 01:24:20,208 - [Diney] Just give me a minute. 1410 01:24:36,458 --> 01:24:37,375 - I had to see you. 1411 01:24:41,833 --> 01:24:43,875 Jesus, Diney. 1412 01:24:43,875 --> 01:24:45,375 I loved that guy, Billy Magic. 1413 01:24:46,833 --> 01:24:48,333 He made me feel worth something. 1414 01:24:51,792 --> 01:24:53,875 Nobody told me it was gonna be this hard. 1415 01:24:55,167 --> 01:24:57,000 I mean, ever since you're little, 1416 01:24:58,208 --> 01:24:59,750 they tell you all kinds of stuff. 1417 01:25:02,208 --> 01:25:03,542 Why don't they tell you that? 1418 01:25:06,250 --> 01:25:07,542 - I don't know. 1419 01:25:09,167 --> 01:25:11,417 They don't want to scare you. 1420 01:25:19,583 --> 01:25:22,583 I better go, Henry's waiting for me. 1421 01:25:25,917 --> 01:25:29,833 You were the one who broke the eggs last night. 1422 01:25:31,250 --> 01:25:33,083 - I still love you, you know. 1423 01:25:40,833 --> 01:25:42,292 - [Diney] Goodbye. 1424 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:48,417 - See ya. 1425 01:26:30,625 --> 01:26:33,042 (car honks) 1426 01:26:36,875 --> 01:26:38,250 - [Amos] Man, I knew I'd find you here. 1427 01:26:38,250 --> 01:26:40,250 Come on, let's get out of this funky neighborhood. 1428 01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:46,208 - I have to be somewhere. 1429 01:26:47,208 --> 01:26:48,208 - The courthouse. 1430 01:26:48,208 --> 01:26:50,125 I know all about it, Mr. Magic told me, man. 1431 01:26:50,125 --> 01:26:53,042 Hey, man, we're doin' a gig in Detroit. 1432 01:26:53,042 --> 01:26:55,208 We're going to be on the charts, man. 1433 01:26:55,208 --> 01:26:56,000 - That's great. 1434 01:27:07,667 --> 01:27:08,917 - We got a new contract. 1435 01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:11,083 Magic don't get nothing. 1436 01:27:11,083 --> 01:27:13,208 We got a hundred percent. 1437 01:27:13,208 --> 01:27:14,333 He says to give that to you. 1438 01:27:14,333 --> 01:27:16,167 He said it's a gift from your friend. 1439 01:27:18,125 --> 01:27:19,250 - It's too late, Amos. 1440 01:27:20,917 --> 01:27:22,833 I don't care, he's not my friend. 1441 01:28:00,417 --> 01:28:01,292 - [Man] Mr. Jonas? 1442 01:28:36,417 --> 01:28:38,458 - [Lawyer] What were your duties at WHK? 1443 01:28:40,125 --> 01:28:41,167 - [Karchy] I helped Billy 1444 01:28:41,167 --> 01:28:43,083 at the station and at the record hops. 1445 01:28:43,083 --> 01:28:47,125 - Mr. Jonas, during your employment at WHK 1446 01:28:47,125 --> 01:28:51,500 did you ever see anyone give Mr. Magic sums of money? 1447 01:28:54,167 --> 01:28:58,167 Did anyone ever give you any money to give to Mr. Magic? 1448 01:28:59,208 --> 01:29:04,042 - No, but. 1449 01:29:04,042 --> 01:29:05,750 - But what, Mr. Jonas? 1450 01:29:07,958 --> 01:29:10,792 - But I got some envelopes to give to Billy. 1451 01:29:10,792 --> 01:29:15,208 - And who gave you those envelopes to give to Mr. Magic? 1452 01:29:21,500 --> 01:29:24,125 Who gave you those envelopes to give to Mr. Magic? 1453 01:29:25,458 --> 01:29:27,125 Mr. Jonas, who gave you those 1454 01:29:27,125 --> 01:29:29,167 envelopes to give to Mr. Magic? 1455 01:29:31,000 --> 01:29:33,208 Mr. Jonas, you took an oath here 1456 01:29:33,208 --> 01:29:36,125 to tell the truth and nothing but the truth. 1457 01:29:36,125 --> 01:29:36,917 - I know it. 1458 01:29:48,250 --> 01:29:53,250 - You have your naturalization hearing coming up, don't you? 1459 01:29:54,542 --> 01:29:56,000 Do you understand me? 1460 01:29:58,125 --> 01:30:00,750 Who gave you those envelopes to give to Mr. Magic? 1461 01:30:04,292 --> 01:30:05,083 - The... 1462 01:30:08,375 --> 01:30:10,667 Holy shit, I said it. 1463 01:30:10,667 --> 01:30:11,750 - What? 1464 01:30:11,750 --> 01:30:13,375 - The, I said the. 1465 01:30:15,042 --> 01:30:17,792 - Who gave you those envelopes to give to Mr. Magic? 1466 01:30:20,167 --> 01:30:21,000 - The mailman. 1467 01:30:22,208 --> 01:30:23,583 The mailman gave me the envelopes. 1468 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:28,208 Every afternoon the mailman will bring the mail 1469 01:30:28,208 --> 01:30:30,625 and I would take the mail from the mailman 1470 01:30:30,625 --> 01:30:32,208 and give the envelopes to Billy. 1471 01:30:33,083 --> 01:30:35,125 The mailman, that's the truth. 1472 01:30:55,167 --> 01:30:56,792 How you doin', Billy? 1473 01:30:58,708 --> 01:31:00,833 - What'd you tell them? 1474 01:31:00,833 --> 01:31:03,125 - The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. 1475 01:31:03,125 --> 01:31:04,125 So help me God. 1476 01:31:05,500 --> 01:31:06,292 - Say it again. 1477 01:31:07,792 --> 01:31:10,250 - The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. 1478 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:15,000 - Jesus Christ, you said it! (laughs) 1479 01:31:17,208 --> 01:31:19,458 - Nothing happened, that's what I told them. 1480 01:31:22,750 --> 01:31:24,250 Amos told me about the contract. 1481 01:31:26,667 --> 01:31:28,750 - Get in, I'll buy you a beer. 1482 01:31:29,750 --> 01:31:31,417 - [Karchy] No thanks, man. 1483 01:31:31,417 --> 01:31:32,333 - Get in, will ya? 1484 01:31:33,625 --> 01:31:35,625 Come on, I'll let you drive. 1485 01:31:35,625 --> 01:31:37,417 - I'm gonna take the bus. 1486 01:31:37,417 --> 01:31:38,750 - What the hell do you want to take a bus for 1487 01:31:38,750 --> 01:31:41,167 when you can ride in a Cadillac car? 1488 01:31:41,167 --> 01:31:42,708 - Because I don't have a license. 1489 01:31:42,708 --> 01:31:43,500 - I don't care. 1490 01:31:44,542 --> 01:31:45,333 - I do. 1491 01:31:49,167 --> 01:31:52,125 - Hey, I talked to some guys, 1492 01:31:53,250 --> 01:31:55,083 I can get you into broadcasting school, 1493 01:31:55,083 --> 01:31:57,000 it's not gonna cost you nothing. 1494 01:31:57,000 --> 01:31:59,542 - I don't want to go to broadcasting school. 1495 01:31:59,542 --> 01:32:01,250 - What the hell are you going to do? 1496 01:32:01,250 --> 01:32:04,167 - I'm gonna get a job, save up some money. 1497 01:32:04,167 --> 01:32:05,500 Maybe go to school. 1498 01:32:05,500 --> 01:32:07,458 I don't know what the hell I'm going to do. 1499 01:32:07,458 --> 01:32:08,708 I'm going to do something. 1500 01:32:16,958 --> 01:32:19,583 - You're a real killer stud, Slick. 1501 01:32:19,583 --> 01:32:21,292 That's what you are. 1502 01:32:21,292 --> 01:32:22,083 - Thanks, Billy. 1503 01:32:24,625 --> 01:32:26,042 Hey, you take care of yourself. 1504 01:32:32,125 --> 01:32:35,000 - [Karchy] When was the Declaration of Independence signed? 1505 01:32:40,417 --> 01:32:44,458 - 1776. 1506 01:32:46,042 --> 01:32:48,667 The Habsburg still got Hungary. 1507 01:32:48,667 --> 01:32:50,333 - Who were the Pilgrims? 1508 01:32:50,333 --> 01:32:53,750 - Refugees, like you and me. 1509 01:32:53,750 --> 01:32:55,000 - Who was Benedict Arnold? 1510 01:32:56,125 --> 01:33:00,292 - Spy, traitor, goddamn Russian. 1511 01:33:00,292 --> 01:33:02,042 (Karchy laughs) 1512 01:33:02,042 --> 01:33:03,792 What's the matter, I know answer. 1513 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:09,458 You tell jury everything? 1514 01:33:15,750 --> 01:33:19,083 What gonna happen Magic? 1515 01:33:19,083 --> 01:33:20,125 - I don't know. 1516 01:33:20,125 --> 01:33:22,208 I think they're gonna execute him. 1517 01:33:22,208 --> 01:33:24,375 - Shoot? - Sure. 1518 01:33:24,375 --> 01:33:26,375 Isn't that what they did in the old country? 1519 01:33:27,583 --> 01:33:31,292 - (chuckles) You are American already. 1520 01:33:34,958 --> 01:33:38,375 You really tell them everything, Karchy? 1521 01:34:31,708 --> 01:34:35,125 (detectives whispering) 1522 01:34:36,125 --> 01:34:37,458 What they want? 1523 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:42,250 - Alright, alright. 1524 01:34:42,250 --> 01:34:43,875 Mr. Jonas? 1525 01:34:43,875 --> 01:34:44,667 - Yeah? 1526 01:34:45,750 --> 01:34:47,375 - [Judge] Who are you? 1527 01:34:47,375 --> 01:34:49,000 - He's Dr. Jonas. 1528 01:34:49,000 --> 01:34:53,083 He's a PhD in law from Pazmany Peter University, Budapest. 1529 01:34:53,083 --> 01:34:54,500 He's my father. 1530 01:34:54,500 --> 01:34:57,292 - I'd like to see your son in chambers, Dr. Jonas. 1531 01:34:59,417 --> 01:35:01,792 - We're together, Karchy, go. 1532 01:35:01,792 --> 01:35:02,583 - Okay, Papa. 1533 01:35:04,667 --> 01:35:05,875 - [Istvan] Go. 1534 01:35:28,000 --> 01:35:30,292 - You passed the written test, Mr. Jonas. 1535 01:35:30,292 --> 01:35:31,875 But there are some people who don't want you 1536 01:35:31,875 --> 01:35:34,833 and your father to become citizens. 1537 01:35:34,833 --> 01:35:38,042 So I have to make a very hard decision. 1538 01:35:38,042 --> 01:35:39,875 I am going to give you a very special 1539 01:35:39,875 --> 01:35:42,208 naturalization test, Mr. Jonas. 1540 01:35:42,208 --> 01:35:44,000 Tell me the story about George Washington 1541 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:45,292 and the cherry tree. 1542 01:35:46,917 --> 01:35:49,417 You do know the story, don't you, Mr. Jonas? 1543 01:35:50,375 --> 01:35:53,083 - George Washington. - Yes? 1544 01:35:53,958 --> 01:35:55,125 - He cut down this tree. 1545 01:35:56,750 --> 01:35:57,708 - Yes? 1546 01:35:57,708 --> 01:35:59,083 - They asked him if he did it. 1547 01:35:59,083 --> 01:36:01,375 And he said, yes, I cut the tree. 1548 01:36:02,208 --> 01:36:03,417 I cannot tell a lie. 1549 01:36:05,000 --> 01:36:07,583 - Do know the story about George Washington 1550 01:36:07,583 --> 01:36:09,083 and the Rappahannock River? 1551 01:36:12,833 --> 01:36:15,333 George Washington threw a stone all the way 1552 01:36:15,333 --> 01:36:17,083 across the Rappahannock River. 1553 01:36:18,042 --> 01:36:20,917 That's a distance of 2 3/4 miles. 1554 01:36:20,917 --> 01:36:22,333 Do you believe that, Mr. Jonas? 1555 01:36:23,667 --> 01:36:25,625 - No. - You don't. 1556 01:36:25,625 --> 01:36:28,083 You believe he owned up to cutting the cherry tree? 1557 01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:30,375 - No. 1558 01:36:30,375 --> 01:36:31,917 - You don't believe it? 1559 01:36:33,042 --> 01:36:34,000 - No, that's the truth. 1560 01:36:38,958 --> 01:36:42,583 - You're damn right, I don't either. 1561 01:36:42,583 --> 01:36:45,042 - [Crowd] I pledge allegiance to the flag 1562 01:36:45,042 --> 01:36:48,083 of the United States of America 1563 01:36:48,083 --> 01:36:51,292 and to the republic for which it stands 1564 01:36:51,292 --> 01:36:54,167 one nation, under God, indivisible, 1565 01:36:55,750 --> 01:36:58,417 with liberty and justice for all. 1566 01:36:59,375 --> 01:37:02,042 (crowd applauds) 1567 01:37:14,125 --> 01:37:16,417 - [Billy] Freight train on rail, baby. 1568 01:37:16,417 --> 01:37:18,542 Billy Lightning is gonna wail. 1569 01:37:18,542 --> 01:37:22,208 Just between me and you and the big city of Kalamazoo. 1570 01:37:26,958 --> 01:37:29,458 (upbeat music) 110738