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www.titlovi.com
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OUR LOVERS
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Hello. �Can I help you?
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Yes.
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Will I come back? �Yes, give me a minute.
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Got any brandy? �Sure. Which do you want?
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I don't know.
I've never tried it.
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Hang on.
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This is the best I've got. �Try it, and
if you like it I'll give you a glass.
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Good, isn't it?
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It's Brand A.
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Was that a joke? �It
sounded better in my head.
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A glass? -I'd prefer another of
these. �Not taking any risks.
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Under no circumstances.
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Can I have another? -You
don't want a glass? �No.
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I don't know happened. It was
an impulse. �An act of passion?
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I think so.
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OK.
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Hi, there. �Do we know each
other? �No. �But I'd like that.
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The routine with the brandy was...
promising.
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All right. �I'm... -No, no! �Don't tell
me your name. I don't want to know.
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Why? �I don't want to call
you what everyone does.
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Why? �I want to give you a name
that means something to me,
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one that only I know and use.
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You'll do the same with me.
�Find a name for you? -Yes.
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But not now.
When we know each other better.
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Do you think I'm crazy?
�Are you crazy? -Perhaps.
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Does it matter? �My pleasure,
whoever you are. �No, no, no.
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No kisses. -Of course not. What an
idea! �I don't like routine kisses.
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Any questions? -Yes. �But you'll
be disappointed. They're clich�s.
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That's flattering. �Asking
clich�d questions? -No.
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We've just met
and you don't want to disappoint me.
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The first question is so obvious
I prefer you ask it yourself.
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And if my question isn't what your
question was? �I'm sure it will be.
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OK,
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but you answer it.
- It's a deal.
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Can we shake hands? �Yes,
because it means something.
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Do I do this often? �Do what?
- Chat people up like this.
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At times, when you see someone
interesting. �Why you? -Why me?
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Why did I pick you? �You think
I'm interesting, for some reason.
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What reason? �You answer that.
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Do you like parks? �Yes, I do. �I love
going to parks and watching children play.
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Suddenly one child will go up
to another he doesn't know
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and just say: "Shall we play?"
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And they start playing. �When I saw you,
I thought you'd want to play with me.
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Shall we play? �Sure. �Great!
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What'll we play? �That's where
we're different from children.
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They want to know
what the game is.
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But you and I will find out
while we're playing.
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How long does the game last? �Until
we're bored. �Any rules? �Yes, there are.
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I don't want you
to find out anything about me.
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I don't want you to know who I am,
so no Internet and no phones.
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But I suppose the idea is that
we'll meet again. �That's the idea.
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So how do we arrange it? �We talk.
�We set a day, a time, a place.
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That's worked for centuries. It
shouldn't fail now. �No, it shouldn't.
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Anything else? �Yes. �You
like to go slowly. I don't.
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I don't want to waste time.
No beating about the bush.
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If I ask you something, you answer
immediately. �And if I don't want to?
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Lie to me. �Lying is much more creative
and fun than telling the truth.
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I trust lies. �As someone said:
"A lie always tells the truth".
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Who said that? �I did, two seconds
ago. �Very well. �I'll lie to you.
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Any more rules? �Yes,
the most important one.
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Whatever happens, don't fall in love
with me. �Is it dangerous? �Yes, very.
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For me or for you?
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I have to go.
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So, today is Monday.
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In a week's time we'll meet
there. Around this time. �Perfect.
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You and I are going to have fun.
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A drink?
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Crist�bal, are you there?
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My dear partner, we need
the Anton Chekov within you.
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This is the situation. �In act one, Ditsy
and Bozo are chased by Russian hitmen.
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Pure Chekhov. �They think the girls are
cops pretending to be mental retards.
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The girls are running away
because they think
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the hitmen are in love with them
and the guys are... no, not ugly.
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Take it up a level. �I'll
ignore that provocation.
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What's the dramatic conflict here?
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They shake off the hitmen because
a) Ditsy vomits over them
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or b) Bozo does one of her farts
and leaves them unconscious.
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Not an easy decision. �If it
were, any moron could make it.
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Vomit or a fart.
- That is the question.
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Ditsy and Bozo.
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A girl chatted me up today.
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Seriously? -Yes.
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Are you sure? -I think so. �Ugly? -No.
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Up a level? �Stop provoking me.
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Sorry, I mean, very ugly,
monstrous, hair-raising?
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No, just the opposite.
She was really nice.
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Remember what I told you
I'd thought of doing and you said
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I shouldn't do it? -You did it? �No.
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You did it.
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You know, you can combine intellectual
brilliance with such pure imbecility
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that it has me fascinated.
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The thing is, if I hadn't done it,
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I wouldn't have been where the girl
who chatted me up chatted me up.
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What's her name? �She
didn't say. -Of course.
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You can just call her
"the girl who chatted me up".
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I didn't tell her mine.
- Excellent.
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I mean, she can just call you
"the guy I chatted up".
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She wants us to give each other new
names when we know each other better.
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You know she could be
fucking insane?
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Yes, or what you ayatollahs
in film theory call...
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A Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
- ...a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
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So, your life is in chaos
and you decide to throw in a lunatic
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to really fuck it up, right?
�She may not be that crazy.
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Take that!
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Well, I don't think she'll get
the Nobel Prize for Sanity.
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But you can try to screw her. �A quick
tumble could add some light to all that...
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darkness. �One thing I haven't
said. -Oh, God. About what?
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About the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
�Has it got anything to do with Maria?
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No. �Yes, it has. �What would happen
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if while they were escaping
from the Russian hitmen,
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Ditsy and Bozo bump their heads
together and swap personalities?
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Ditsy becomes Bozo and Bozo,
Ditsy? �It's an idea. �I like it.
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I like it because
if Ditsy vomits and Bozo farts
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now Ditsy would fart and Bozo
would vomit! �High comedy.
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Careful, we don't want to get too
sophisticated. �I'd rather die. -Yes.
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I'm going for a shower.
- Yes, you've earned it.
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I'm going to explore this line.
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Fuck, I love writing!
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One week later...
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Hello.
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Been here long? �Half an hour.
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But don't worry.
I like waiting.
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I could come back later.
- I'm serious.
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I think of all the stupid things
I don't have time to think about.
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By "stupid things", you mean
the things you really care about?
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Probably. �Look, this is
our first official date.
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Are you going to do
a Paulo Coelho on me?
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Don't play with fire!
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What can I get you?
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Why this excess? �Let's be
daring. We'll drink from a glass!
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I'll have the same,
and to hell with the consequences!
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Even though you compare me with
Paulo Coelho, I'm glad you came.
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Did you think I wouldn't?
�Wasn't that possible?
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No. In fact, I was looking forward
to today. �Why? Do you like me?
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Is that a trick question?
- Like almost all of mine.
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Then I'll give you a trick answer.
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How could I not like you?
You're a classic male fantasy.
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An attractive, funny, intelligent,
slightly crazy girl
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who stirs up a bored man with her
passion for life. �Are you a bored man?
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No. I said that so you'd work at it.
�Girls love redeeming men with problems.
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You don't say! -Especially
tough guys, bad boys, cretins...
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This is more promising
than the brandy routine. Go on.
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Someone should tell the tough guys and
bad boys why they score with girls.
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Don't stop now. �They think you
melt when you see them acting cocky
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but really your maternal instinct
sees through their disguise.
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And we see the inner child?
- Exactly.
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The timid, insecure child
trying to overcome his fear of girls
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by pretending to be
the nasty hero of a nasty film.
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You feel a tenderness for them and you
sleep with them. �You give them the prize.
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And that's why
we like bad-ass guys?
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Their inner child arouses your
maternal instinct. �I see.
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So it's kind of like incest. �U.I.I.
Unconscious Incestuous Impulses.
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This is the first time
I've verbalized it.
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Yeah, well, you shouldn't verbalize it
much more, especially in front of women.
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And what's your seduction method? �I act
cocky and tough. �And does it work? -Yes.
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At times. Not always.
Hardly ever.
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But, according to your theory, you score
because you've aroused a feeling of pity.
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And deep down, all guys know that. �But
we never talk about it. And never will.
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It's our secret.
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Do you and your inner child mind if
I go to the washroom? �No, we don't.
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Our first official date
seems like the fourth.
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Shouldn't it be more banal,
more superficial?
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I've made an ellipsis. I've jumped
forward three weeks. �I see.
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Come back to today for a minute,
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and tell me something about yourself, as
if we were getting to know each other.
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I'm an alien secret agent
sent by my bosses
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to assassinate the most important
political leaders on Earth.
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You'd be doing us a favor. �Not really.
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The plan is to create chaos
and make our invasion easier.
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Do you know how you'll kill them? �I have
to think about it. It's mass magnicide.
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And if I screw up, I'll face
an Intergalactic Court Martial.
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What planet are you from? -One in the
ass end of nowhere. �Yes, I know it!
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Do you have a girlfriend there, a wife...?
�It isn't necessary. we're hermaphrodites.
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Listen, I'm bored talking about me.
Can I start lying?
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Talking about lying, do you
have a false Earthling identity
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so as to go unnoticed? �Of course.
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I can't go round saying
I'm an intergalactic assassin.
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And what's your cover?
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What do you think it is?
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You pass yourself off
as a guy from Saragossa
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who at first sight isn't very
remarkable... �Perfectly normal.
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...with a job he doesn't
like... �Frustrating.
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...and a social life
that isn't fully satisfying.
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Tedious.
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Why did you go to the bookstore?
�I've never seen you there before.
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I like bookstores. They're
magical places. �Yes, of course.
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Where you find girls like me,
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stirring up intergalactic assassins
with their passion for life.
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And that's your cover.
�You think so? -I do.
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Maybe I'm like that. �No. -Why not?
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Because if you were, you wouldn't be
real. �You'd be a fictional character.
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You'd only exist to help me
find a meaning to my life
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without caring about
your own happiness.
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What a writer friend of mine calls
a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
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And what's that? �Something
that's hard to find.
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Am I a Manic Pixie Dream
Girl? -No. �That's your cover.
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Like mine to conceal that
I'm an intergalactic assassin.
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And what am I concealing?
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Come on.
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I think your heart was broken.
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Very recently. �You were left,
which could happen to any of us.
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But you feel
as if you've been torn apart.
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How do you know that? �Are you
all mind readers on your planet?
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Of course. �But, as well, I saw you.
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What? �A few days before we
met, I went to the bookstore
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and I saw you sitting with him,
crying your eyes out.
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And you kept crying
for a long time after he left.
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As well as an intergalactic
assassin, you're a cheat.
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You played with an advantage.
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Can you forgive me?
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You changed the rules of the game.
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I don't know if I like them. �While
you decide, can we keep playing?
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I have to go.
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Will you come with me?
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Are you still in love with him?
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I can't help it.
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He isn't handsome. �He doesn't
have to be. �He's a poet, you know.
220
00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:54,125
Accursed? -Really accursed. �Is
he good? �Yes, that's the problem.
221
00:23:54,875 --> 00:24:00,416
How much are you in love with
him, from 0 to 10? �Nine?
222
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:04,208
I reckoned a seven. �He
really worked on it.
223
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,874
He's the kind who doesn't stop
until you adore him.
224
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:11,541
And when you do, he gets scared and
leaves. �To look for another victim.
225
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:16,958
He may have had one before he
left me. �You know him well. -Yes.
226
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:21,500
It's the second time I've let him destroy
me. �I hope there won't be a third.
227
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:24,332
So do I.
Because there could be.
228
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:31,665
You'd go back to him? �If he
changed, and changed a lot, maybe.
229
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,875
Is that possible?
230
00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:39,415
My problem is I don't believe in
God, but I do believe in miracles.
231
00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:47,666
How big a fool am I, from 0 to 10?
�Four. �I was expecting an eight.
232
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,874
No, I'm sure that
even if he was a bastard,
233
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:56,500
you've had marvelous moments, the kind
we never talk about. �What do you mean?
234
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,957
I mean that we mostly complain
about our partners.
235
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,124
No one calls to tell you about
a romantic walk with his girlfriend,
236
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:07,582
hand in hand, picking flowers,
stepping on dogshit together.
237
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:10,582
But they do say:
"Look what the bastard did to me".
238
00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:14,625
Or: "Listen to what the bitch
said". �That's how we are.
239
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:18,790
We moan about the bad parts and say
nothing about the great moments
240
00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:21,957
that keep us hooked
on bitches and bastards.
241
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:27,707
You know when I had
my last great moment with my ex?
242
00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:35,041
It wasn't the day he left you. �The day
before. -A coherent guy. �Super-coherent.
243
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:39,499
We had a romantic dinner, he said
he loved me more than anything,
244
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,832
and the next day, goodbye.
245
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:48,374
I can say it in two ways: he's a sicko
or he's a sack of shit. You choose.
246
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:50,666
No, they both work.
247
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:56,250
And even so, I miss him. �Really?
248
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:59,582
That the difference
between real life and the movies.
249
00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,832
In the movies
a bastard is a bastard.
250
00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,332
In real life.
a bastard can also be wonderful.
251
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:22,540
Thank you.
252
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,708
How long were you together?
253
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:47,500
Long enough to make me believe I was the
woman of his dreams. �So why did he leave?
254
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,040
He started talking a load of shit
about karma, fate...
255
00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:57,249
I asked if he'd stopped loving me
and he said he loved me so much
256
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,832
that a relationship as a couple
wasn't enough to show his love.
257
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,749
Why did he leave me?
I don't know.
258
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:11,500
He left for the same reason we leave
people and they leave us. �Which is...?
259
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,625
He thinks he deserves
better than you.
260
00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:19,541
Fucking bastard. �Yes, insult him!
�No, you're the fucking bastard.
261
00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:21,957
Do you realize what you said?
- Accept it!
262
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:25,790
The fact is, if someone leaves you
it's because they think
263
00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:30,582
there's something better waiting for them.
�I'm not saying your ex will find it.
264
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:37,125
Have I disappointed you? �Why would you?
265
00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:40,749
Because I'm not
the typical classic male fantasy.
266
00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:45,332
I'm as screwed up as any
screwed up girl in the real world.
267
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:51,458
And in love with a sicko
and/or a sack of shit. �Yeah.
268
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:56,415
Not very glamourous. �Don't worry.
You know what I like most in a woman?
269
00:27:56,916 --> 00:28:02,457
Surprise me. -Her defects. �Then
you'll fall head over heels for me.
270
00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:09,500
No. �You forbade me. It's dangerous,
remember? �And you listen to me as well?
271
00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,915
You might be
the classic female fantasy.
272
00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:19,458
Are there any Manic Pixie
Dream Boys? �Who knows?
273
00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:21,583
Why not find out for yourself?
274
00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,875
I've told you lots of things.
275
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,957
Next week you'll have to answer
loads of uncomfortable questions.
276
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:35,958
It's best to get nasty things out of the
way quickly. �The day after tomorrow?
277
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:40,250
All right. �Do you know this place?
278
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:46,874
Yes. -Perfect, because I don't. �My
partner recommended it. How about lunch?
279
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:54,582
Sure. About 3 o'clock? �Yes. I'll be with
Paulo Coelho, thinking about our nonsense.
280
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,790
See you then, Manic Elf.
281
00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:59,666
Goodbye, Manic Pixie.
282
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,875
I like our new names!
283
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:52,582
Hello, love. �I hear you've embarked
on a new professional undertaking.
284
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:57,957
Yes, mom, I've got a new job. �That's
great. Shall I open the champagne?
285
00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:03,375
Turn on the tap. It only deserves a toast
with water. �It's not what you wanted?
286
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:07,749
Well, I don't need my degree. �Changing
the subject, is it cold in Teruel?
287
00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:13,999
What's the job? �Something I do without
describing, or else I'd slit my wrists.
288
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:19,665
You're joking, aren't you? Yes, and
anyway I can't afford razor blades.
289
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:25,874
Do you need money? �If you offered
me 300 euros I wouldn't say no.
290
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:30,875
I'll send you 500 tomorrow. - Thanks,
mom. �And don't get depressed.
291
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,500
I'll see what I can do.
�Love you. �Love you too.
292
00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:51,957
Don't worry, I haven't bled to death.
Hello. �I'm in the place where we met.
293
00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:56,291
The night misses you. What do you want?
294
00:30:56,416 --> 00:31:00,750
Shouldn't you be on the lyre, making
rhymes? �Why do I have to want something?
295
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,707
Because, Jorge,
you always want something.
296
00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:06,708
What do you think I want?
297
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,832
To know if I'm still hung up on you
after how you hurt me.
298
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:18,040
I just want to know if you're all right.
�What? -I keep thinking about you.
299
00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:24,208
You're joking, right? -No. Are you sure?
300
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:27,290
It would be easier to forget myself
than to forget you.
301
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:31,082
I remember you.
You're an asshole.
302
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:38,749
Listen, Irene, it doesn't take an expert
in Freud to see you're in pain, but...
303
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:41,915
No, I'm not all right.
I'm a fucking mess
304
00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:47,000
because an asshole sicko and/or sack
of shit left me for something better!
305
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:51,207
Nothing's better than you. �Are
you seeing someone? - Of course not.
306
00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:53,458
So, several someones.
307
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,916
Maybe it was a bad idea to call you.
308
00:31:57,250 --> 00:32:01,749
Not as bad as the Nazi holocaust,
but no, it wasn't good.
309
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,916
I'm hanging up
because I am seeing someone.
310
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:09,290
Who is it? - You know what? �It's none
of your business. -What's his name?
311
00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:14,083
Fuck you! That's his name!
�You want to make me jealous?
312
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:16,624
Don't dare flirt with me.
313
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:20,415
He has the only thing I need
right now in a man. He isn't you!
314
00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:39,165
Don't bother firing me.
I'm quitting.
315
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,665
Sorry,
I hate you seeing me like this.
316
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:21,582
Ready for
loads of uncomfortable questions?
317
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:29,665
All right. �Are you married? �She
hasn't asked if you're married?
318
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:33,375
No.
319
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:36,166
Is that good or bad?
320
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:41,707
Both things. �Good, if she likes you so
much she doesn't care if you're married.
321
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:45,749
Bad, if she doesn't want to sleep
with you and so she doesn't care.
322
00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:53,041
I didn't say I wanted to sleep with
her. �Yes, you did. -No, I didn't. �Yes,
323
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:56,666
when you said she was
really nice. �You're a guy.
324
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:59,707
If you like a girl,
of course you'd like to screw her.
325
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:03,040
Girls, on the other hand,
are a different matter.
326
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,040
They may like you,
but not to use you sexually.
327
00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:10,958
It's for something more sinister.
�To devour our souls? -Worse.
328
00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:17,041
So that you listen to them. �Listen
to them and...? �That's all!
329
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,999
They don't want you to solve
their problems, or to save them.
330
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:25,875
Just listen to them. �It
seems easy. �But it isn't!
331
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,624
Listening isn't the same
as hearing what they say.
332
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:32,207
It's hearing and caring.
They have to feel you're interested.
333
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:35,249
If it seems you're listening
but you don't give a shit,
334
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:41,916
they'll realize and then you're lost.
�And then, then they'll devour your soul.
335
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:47,665
You're wise, Crist�bal. -I know. �But
I don't see the theme of this scene.
336
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:50,707
The theme?
- Yes, scenes are about something.
337
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,583
What's this one about?
- What do you think?
338
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:55,249
I don't know, I'm listening to you
like you were a girl.
339
00:34:55,375 --> 00:35:01,250
Do you care what I say? -Do you think
I care? �You'd better care. �I care.
340
00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:06,875
Is this how you listen to her? �Yes. �Then
don't worry, she won't devour your soul.
341
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,332
And you might hook up,
or you might not.
342
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:16,333
That's the theme! �That we
might or we mightn't? �Exactly!
343
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:21,375
A hell of a theme! -It's always
been the theme. �The Great Theme.
344
00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:25,541
Fuck the catfish! �Write, dear colleague!
345
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:30,750
Let those fingers gallop free over
the keys. �We've found the Grail!
346
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:35,040
God, I love going fishing!
347
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:41,749
The next day...
348
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:58,958
I owed you this. �I was expecting "loads
of uncomfortable questions". �Later.
349
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:04,541
Guess who rang me the day before
yesterday. �I'll say someone at random.
350
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:11,166
Your ex. �His name is Jorge.
�Are you back with him? �No!
351
00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:17,040
Then I'll keep calling him "Sack of
shit". �Fucking Sicko and/or Sack of shit.
352
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:22,458
I gave it to him with both barrels.
�Why the display of violence?
353
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:28,750
It just came out. �I couldn't have done it
without you. �If you hadn't said all that,
354
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:33,124
I'd have shit myself when I heard him.
�So thank you for being such a bastard.
355
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:35,416
Why did he call?
356
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:39,790
He felt guilty and wanted to hear
I was OK so he'd feel better.
357
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:44,082
How bad did you make him
think you were, from 0 to 10?
358
00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:48,000
10.000.
359
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:52,375
Before I hung up I told him I was with
you. �I wanted to make him jealous.
360
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:58,374
And did you? -Yes. �After I hung
up and cried for a bit, we talked.
361
00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:03,166
You and him? -You and me.
�You did me a lot of good.
362
00:37:03,416 --> 00:37:05,416
Do you often talk to yourself?
363
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,374
Manic Pixies do things like that.
364
00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:13,375
What did we talk about? �I asked you
loads of uncomfortable questions.
365
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:16,332
Such as? -Are you married?
366
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:28,166
Very? �Quite.
367
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:32,041
To a woman?
368
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:37,957
I think so. �Is she an
intergalactic assassin too?
369
00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:45,375
Almost. She's a bank manager.
�Shit. �And you love her?
370
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:50,291
A lot?
371
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:54,082
When you asked me all this,
were my answers the same?
372
00:37:54,875 --> 00:38:00,750
No. �What did I say?
�That you were single.
373
00:38:04,791 --> 00:38:06,791
Just a minute.
374
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:12,125
Yes, Crist�bal? �Go ahead.
375
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:20,457
Yes, yes, Crist�bal, of course. �No,
no, no, Crist�bal, of course not.
376
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:24,832
I'm buying time. �For
what? A good question.
377
00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:30,250
Did you fake the call? �What? No.
378
00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:37,082
Yes. �How did you know? 1. Your
phone didn't ring. 2. I'm brilliant.
379
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:41,583
Why did you do it? �Because
I'm a control freak.
380
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:45,375
I wanted to prepare what I'm
going to say. �And have you?
381
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:50,625
You didn't give me time. -Too
bad. No matter, tell me. �Tell me.
382
00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:55,957
I've been married for five years.
�Do I love my wife? Yes. A lot? Yes.
383
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,790
Does she love me? Yes.
A lot? I don't know.
384
00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:02,624
Or rather, she doesn't know.
And while she's deciding,
385
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:06,707
she asked me to move out for a while
so I'm living with a friend,
386
00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:11,833
in Voltania, no less. �When
was that? �A month ago.
387
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:17,541
What happened? -That's what I asked her.
�And the answer was insane. �Nothing.
388
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:21,040
Don't you realize? In eight years,
nothing has happened to us.
389
00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:26,082
That "Nothing" is her way of summing
up 5 years of marriage and 3 of dating,
390
00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:30,707
which was quite a shock, because for
me they're full of marvelous moments,
391
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:34,624
one of which is Laura,
our lovely four year old daughter,
392
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:38,708
who apparently is part of that
nothing! �That's enough, Carlos!
393
00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:42,124
I'm sorry, the human being's
only commitment is to his passion.
394
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:45,374
What's the message?
You don't turn me on. Get out.
395
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:49,458
She's a fucking cynic. -What's
her name? �Mar�a. Just Mar�a.
396
00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:52,916
If you don't mind,
I'll call her "Fucking cynic".
397
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,957
That's fine.
She always wanted a middle name.
398
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,957
I keep wondering what I did wrong.
399
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:08,458
And the answer is...? �Nothing.
400
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:17,958
I followed the Instruction Manual for a
Perfect Life, step by step: studies, work,
401
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:23,666
wedding, child... �How does the
manual go on? �It ends there.
402
00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:26,165
Supposedly, if you do all that
you should be happy.
403
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:32,999
Well, Mar�a isn't, and I'm the reason
why. �Where do I lodge my complaint?
404
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:37,750
But Fucking Cynic asked for
a bit of time. �Two months.
405
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,875
It's only been one.
Wait and see.
406
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:43,540
I'm doing that. But I know
that in the best of cases
407
00:40:43,916 --> 00:40:46,790
in a month she'll tell me
to come home because...
408
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:51,665
I don't know. �She's discovered
that, despite everything,
409
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:58,165
she's still in love with you. �For
example. �When what she really means is...
410
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,415
I didn't find the "something better
than you" that I think I deserve,
411
00:41:04,541 --> 00:41:07,499
so I'll settle for you, my love.
412
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:10,832
I've got a whip
from the Inquisition. You want it?
413
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:14,165
Do you beat yourself with it
when you think of Sack of Shit?
414
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:19,708
Not since I insulted him. �You know
what? �You should pick up a cutie,
415
00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,457
the kind that would make
even the Pope a crack dealer,
416
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:26,832
and make sure your wife finds out. �She'd
go mad with jealousy and come back to you.
417
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:31,290
I see the happy ending, the two of
you kissing like the Lovers of Teruel.
418
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:40,000
Last night I dreamed about you. �With what
permission? �With none. Have I screwed up?
419
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:46,332
No. I don't like men who ask permission
to dream. �We were sitting in a park.
420
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:53,415
Playing? �What else? �And
suddenly a boy and girl came up.
421
00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:58,958
Hello. �Are you in love or
something like that? �No.
422
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:02,083
She forbade me. �Too bad.
423
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:06,207
We sing songs
for people who are in love.
424
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,582
We can sing one for you,
even if you're not.
425
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:15,165
Can we pick the song? -You don't have to.
�It's a dream, so we'll play one you like.
426
00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:32,166
So they started singing. �What was
it? �Kind of like Aretha Franklin.
427
00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:36,207
Your subconscious has good taste.
- Thank you, I'll tell it.
428
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:51,958
And what were we doing?
�Watching them play.
429
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,707
That's all? �The girl sang very well.
430
00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:05,875
And how did it end? �It didn't.
431
00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:08,583
I suddenly woke up.
432
00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:13,166
Nice dream. �Thank you.
433
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:21,083
Does the park exist? �Yes. �And the
musicians? �If they don't, they should.
434
00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:28,583
Any more uncomfortable questions? �No.
- Really? �Come off it, I've got thousands!
435
00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:32,166
But I won't ask them here.
436
00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:56,624
Are you from here? �No. I told you,
I'm from a very distant galaxy.
437
00:44:57,958 --> 00:45:04,500
And you? -Me too. �I'm from
Teruel. �How old are you?
438
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:10,625
What do you think? �More
or less... forty? �Bang on.
439
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,999
You? -What do you think?
440
00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:20,249
More or less... thirty. �Exactly.
�I'm so old. Ten years older than you.
441
00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:26,458
Jorge is even older. �Am I too
young for you? �I don't know yet.
442
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:32,040
What do you do? �I go for walks
with girls ten years younger.
443
00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:39,250
Do you always make bad jokes? -Yes.
I do that too. �And professionally?
444
00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:41,375
I meant professionally.
445
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:47,333
Are you a comedian? �Almost. �Writer?
446
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:52,457
Writer-ette. �Anything
I might have read? -No.
447
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:57,290
But have you seen a film called
"Ditsy and Bozo"?
448
00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,374
Those two girls
who are fucking birdbrains?
449
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:04,666
Well summarized. That one. -Of
course I saw it! �Did you write it?
450
00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:08,415
I wouldn't call it writing.
My partner and I scrawled it.
451
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,582
You don't seem
very fond of your film.
452
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:16,250
If I had pancreatic cancer, that would
be mine too, but I wouldn't be a fan.
453
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:21,583
Hey, Jorge and I pissed
ourselves laughing. �It's crap.
454
00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:26,625
A lot of people were pissing themselves.
�It's still crap. �It was a big hit.
455
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:31,125
So was Milli Vanilli. -Tell me, have
you written anything else? -Sure.
456
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,750
We're doing "Ditsy and Bozo 2",
457
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:36,124
but we've also signed up
for the third, which is called:
458
00:46:36,666 --> 00:46:43,166
"DitsyDitsyDitsy BozoBozoBozo". �Original.
�Can you live decently from that?
459
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,915
And die intellectually.
460
00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:52,415
I sense that you'd like to be
remembered for something more serious.
461
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:57,833
Like the play I've been writing
for three years. �Three years?
462
00:46:57,958 --> 00:47:00,249
What is it?
A reflection on nothingness?
463
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:04,207
Have you heard of Truman Capote
and Charles Bukowski?
464
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:10,082
Thank you for that subtle insult, but
I can appreciate your crappy films
465
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:14,832
and read books. �My favorite by Bukowski
is "The Fuck Machine", and by Capote,
466
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:18,666
everything. �They're my two gods.
467
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:23,625
In fact, my play is called "Capote and
Bukowski in Hell". �What's it about?
468
00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:28,708
Capote and Bukowski die and
meet in Hell. �I suspected that.
469
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:33,832
And why don't you finish it?
�It's hard to write for your gods.
470
00:47:34,541 --> 00:47:39,916
Writing dialogue for them is like
blaspheming. �And if you change writers?
471
00:47:40,041 --> 00:47:44,624
They're perfect, we hardly know
what they thought of each other.
472
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,040
Bukowski wrote a poem about Capote,
tearing him to bits.
473
00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:52,582
Yes, but he tore him to bits
with some respect.
474
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:56,957
I don't know if they even met.
- I see.
475
00:47:57,166 --> 00:48:00,082
And you want their first
official chat to be in Hell.
476
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:04,040
Yes, and I'm having trouble
recreating their voices.
477
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:07,624
Look, they're two geniuses,
they're your gods,
478
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:11,082
and you send them to Hell.
Of course you'll have problems.
479
00:48:11,541 --> 00:48:16,333
I can't even get them to start talking.
�What have they done these three years?
480
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:25,416
Bukowski looks at Capote. �Capote
looks at Bukowski. �They look at me.
481
00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:30,499
I look at them. �I think the
three of us are terrified.
482
00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:34,333
Don't worry, they'll talk.
483
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:40,124
You think so? �They're Charles
Bukowski and Truman Capote.
484
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000
Have faith in them.
485
00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:05,583
I know it's against the rules
486
00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:09,207
but I'd like to know
a little bit more about you.
487
00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:13,749
You know enough. Why more?
488
00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:17,416
It's important for me.
489
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:22,374
I'm just a girl
who's done a bit of everything.
490
00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:27,249
I've studied a bit, I've traveled a bit,
491
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:32,583
I've had jobs that weren't one bit
interesting. �I'm unemployed now
492
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,749
and that's more thrilling
than talking about my jobs.
493
00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:38,916
I've fallen in love a bit.
494
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:43,000
At times, I've been loved back.
495
00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:49,166
To sum up, I've lived, a bit.
496
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:52,291
And now, The Big Question.
497
00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:55,375
What do you want to be
when you grow up?
498
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:01,000
I want to keep having dreams.
499
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:04,040
Even if they don't come true,
I want to keep having them.
500
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:09,249
What dreams do you have now? �I've
got no money and my heart's broken.
501
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:14,958
My dream is to be a bit happy. Am
I very ambitious? �Megalomaniac.
502
00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:19,374
And your torrid relationship
with Capote and Bukowski?
503
00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:27,541
Don't spread it around, but the working
class has its secrets. �For example,
504
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:32,582
my father was a humble bricklayer
all his life, but he loved reading.
505
00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:38,125
He gave me the right books at the right
times. �The best gift he could give me.
506
00:50:39,041 --> 00:50:45,375
What's your favorite book?
�One? �Are you crazy? -Yes.
507
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:50,957
I could give you a list of ten.
�I'd love to have it. -It's yours.
508
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:54,707
And I'll have a panic attack
trying to pick only ten.
509
00:50:56,416 --> 00:51:01,166
So it wasn't by chance I met you
in a bookstore? �The longer I live,
510
00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:03,582
the more I'm convinced
chance doesn't exist.
511
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:15,374
When Mar�a asked me for two months of
"temporary interruption of cohabitation",
512
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,500
I immediately thought
there was someone else.
513
00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:22,957
I thought that too. �She denied
it. -No shit! And you believed it?
514
00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:28,707
I preferred to. �But Mar�a
doesn't dump out-of-date yogurts
515
00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:33,915
before she buys new ones.
�You're the out-of-date yogurt?
516
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:40,707
Anyway, I did what my friend
and partner told me not to do.
517
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:47,082
You didn't hire a detective?
- No. �I was the detective.
518
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:54,332
Oh, God! -Yes, I know. �Anyway, I started
following her. �Room 237? I'm on my way.
519
00:51:54,750 --> 00:52:01,124
And there's another guy. �There's
another guy. �And they meet in hotels,
520
00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:04,916
in my home, in his home, without
bothering to pretend about anything.
521
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:08,249
If I had any pride,
I'd just ask for a divorce.
522
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,333
As I'm not, what do I do?
Follow her.
523
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:16,125
To see what I did wrong, to see what he's
got that I haven't. �Apart from your wife.
524
00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:19,250
And, following him,
525
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:23,832
I arrive at a bookstore
and see him breaking the heart
526
00:52:23,958 --> 00:52:30,415
of a girl who is more or less 30, and a
fan of Charles Bukowski and Truman Capote.
527
00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:40,790
Are you saying that Sack of
Shit is screwing Fucking Cynic?
528
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:45,916
You're right. Chance doesn't
exist. �He left me for your wife?
529
00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:48,041
And my wife
left me for your guy.
530
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,790
The woman who thinks she deserves
something better than you
531
00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:54,436
is with the guy who thinks he
deserves something better than me?
532
00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:57,207
How many ways do you want to say it?
Yes, they're screwing!
533
00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:03,040
Why did you wait so long to tell me?
�Because I loved the start of our story,
534
00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:05,375
if you can call it that.
535
00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:09,165
Look, our partners are
fucking each other's brains out,
536
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:11,374
so call it
whatever the hell you want!
537
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,624
All right, I didn't want
their story to ruin ours!
538
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:29,082
Is this the first time
someone's cheated on you?
539
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,833
Or the first time I found out.
540
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:38,457
And you? �Once Jorge thought he was in
love with someone else and he left me.
541
00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:45,833
Who was she? �A kind of poetess.
�They didn't rhyme well?
542
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:50,833
No, they didn't rhyme. He came back
to me, crying. �And you forgave him.
543
00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:55,458
I'm all heart. And he made such an
effort. �He lied to me, to himself...
544
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:57,957
Not to forgive him
would've been unforgivable.
545
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:06,332
Why do you try so hard? �That's how I
am. I see an impossible guy like Jorge
546
00:54:06,458 --> 00:54:09,207
who won't commit,
who screws everything, and I say:
547
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:13,416
You're going to fall in love
with me. �It's a girl thing.
548
00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:18,207
Mar�a and I were in the same gang.
549
00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:21,915
I never thought for a minute
she'd notice me.
550
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:25,582
But one night
she came up to me and said:
551
00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:29,249
Give me 24 hours to prove
I'm the woman of your dreams.
552
00:54:30,291 --> 00:54:34,666
And she didn't need 23 of them.
- No. �That sentence was enough.
553
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:40,749
I met Jorge in Teruel, at a recital.
554
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,415
There he was, reciting verses
and looking into my eyes.
555
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:47,458
When he finished,
he came up to me
556
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:51,082
and you know what
his first three words to me were?
557
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:58,582
You're really hot. �No. �I love you.
558
00:54:58,958 --> 00:55:03,499
Twice? �Twice. �A good
sentence. I have to say it more.
559
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:06,874
He uses it constantly
and he knows how to do it.
560
00:55:08,666 --> 00:55:10,666
What's the best thing about him?
561
00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,499
He's a man
who hasn't forgotten to be a child.
562
00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:19,208
And the worst?
563
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,457
At times
the child forgets he's a man.
564
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:26,250
What's the best thing about her?
565
00:55:27,916 --> 00:55:30,665
Just by looking at you
she makes you feel like a god.
566
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:35,083
The worst is she doesn't look at me
now. �She must have turned agnostic.
567
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,958
Why did he fall for you?
568
00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:44,083
Jorge says he feels safe with me.
�At the same time he needs risk.
569
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:47,707
He lives life like an adventure,
and I love that.
570
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,457
But I hate his selfishness,
and that he lectures me
571
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,999
and that he's always quoting
fucking Sigmund Freud.
572
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:59,458
Why did she fall for you?
573
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:06,708
I wish I knew. �What was it
she said when she left you?
574
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:09,125
"The human being's
only commitment..."
575
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:13,458
"is to his passion". That's
Jorge. Word for word. �No! -Yes.
576
00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,749
She left me with a sentence
copied from Sack of Shit?
577
00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:17,958
I wonder who he copied it from!
578
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:22,749
Did he use it to seduce her?
- Definitely. It worked with me.
579
00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:27,749
Hey, I can get you boiling
oil as well as a whip,
580
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:29,625
if you want
to torture yourself more.
581
00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,832
My wife was taken from me
with a sentence by... Who?
582
00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:35,915
Oscar Wilde?
- It sounds more like Paulo Coelho.
583
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:39,540
If that's how you console me,
I prefer the boiling oil.
584
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:51,457
Have you confronted her? �I wouldn't do
that even with the Avengers on my side.
585
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:57,124
You're that afraid of her? �No, I'm
not afraid. I'd say I'm terrified.
586
00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:02,375
Introduce her to Stephen King. He's
looking for new ideas. �He'd love her.
587
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:06,874
Being with her is like being in front of a
mirror where you only see disappointment.
588
00:57:07,416 --> 00:57:09,665
Her disappointment or yours?
589
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,540
Hers, mine, even my daughter's,
and she doesn't know what it is yet.
590
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:19,749
One option is to call her and say:
"Hi, love, how are you?
591
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:26,499
Oh, I know who you're screwing." �And
if I told you I rang her two weeks ago?
592
00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:33,874
Tell me. �I rang her two weeks ago. �I
told her I knew there was someone else.
593
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:40,332
You know what she said? �What annoys
me isn't that you're paranoid,
594
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,790
it's that
you're such a common paranoid.
595
00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:45,124
Leave me in peace
and go with Ditsy and Bozo!
596
00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:51,707
And after that constructive remark,
597
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:55,916
she hung up. �But she
didn't hang up properly.
598
00:57:57,625 --> 00:57:59,749
And you didn't hang up either.
599
00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:04,333
You heard something?
600
00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:07,666
Was she with Jorge?
601
00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:14,290
They didn't start to...
right there?
602
00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:25,750
And you didn't hang up?
�How? �I was paralyzed!
603
00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:29,832
How can you be such a masochist?
You're Torquemada's erotic fantasy!
604
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:32,290
At least
I'm somebody's erotic fantasy!
605
00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:36,624
I hope you didn't tape the call
to suffer even more.
606
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,666
Of course not.
I'm not that demented.
607
00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:40,750
You want to know
the craziest thing about the matter?
608
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:45,832
No, I don't, because the matter
is my ex screwing someone else.
609
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:48,790
That's the matter.
She seemed like someone else.
610
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,665
I heard them
in full sexual apocalypse
611
00:58:51,791 --> 00:58:54,832
and Mar�a was nothing like
the lady I married,
612
00:58:54,958 --> 00:59:00,957
who never let me experiment in bed. �We
followed the same script for eight years.
613
00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:06,540
Look at the 007 films. �It's always the
same script but they change James Bond.
614
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:10,832
Well, Mar�a changed James Bond and
the script, and that pisses me.
615
00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:14,124
She didn't let me rewrite it
and I'm a fucking scriptwriter!
616
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:22,958
The worst thing... �The
worst thing is that
617
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:25,083
while I was listening to them
618
00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:30,208
I started to...
619
00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:35,750
Get aroused?
620
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:45,750
I've never told anyone
this, but Mar�a likes to
621
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:49,375
hit me when she reaches...
622
00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:54,166
When...
623
00:59:55,791 --> 00:59:59,457
I heard her doing it to him
and I couldn't help...
624
01:00:02,416 --> 01:00:04,416
While they...
625
01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:10,665
Anyway, it was the first time
Mar�a and I climaxed together.
626
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:14,207
Is there anything
more humiliating than that?
627
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:22,832
Look, I know your greatest dream
is to summer in Guantanamo,
628
01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:25,665
but all this isn't your fault.
629
01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:28,583
Jorge is very good at
630
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:34,458
removing inhibitions. �He's dissolute.
�Not dissolute, take it up a level.
631
01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:40,499
What is it with people and words? �Who
invented this shit of "up a level"?
632
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:45,083
The next level up from dissolute has
a name. "Perverted", for example.
633
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:50,165
The next level is "depraved".
�The next level is "sex maniac".
634
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:53,374
And the next level
is the Sack of Shit, your ex,
635
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:58,790
turning my ex into the hottest porn slut
in the vilest brothel in New Orleans!
636
01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:03,750
Why New Orleans? -I don't know!
�It sounded better than Amsterdam.
637
01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:04,875
Do you know
638
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:11,708
how many times Mar�a did something with
me as progressive as oral sex? �Very few?
639
01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:13,915
Not very few,
take it up a level!
640
01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:17,499
And there I was,
with the phone in my ear,
641
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:23,874
listening to how she gave your ex what
he called "the best blow job of my life"!
642
01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:28,499
Now that's a title.
Forget "Hamlet".
643
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,457
Then Mar�a told him all the filthy
things she wanted him to do to her.
644
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:39,791
You know how many she and I had
done? �All of them? -Not one!
645
01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:44,833
Did you ever ask her? -No!
�Why not? -Because I thought...
646
01:01:44,958 --> 01:01:49,833
Don't think so much! �I thought
she'd see it as a lack of respect...
647
01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:53,082
Probably, but perhaps
your lack of respect
648
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,124
would have driven her wild.
Did you ever think that?
649
01:01:59,125 --> 01:02:01,125
I couldn't ask her.
650
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:04,749
I couldn't say the words, even with
Capote whispering them in my ear.
651
01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:11,000
No. �Not Capote.
�Bukowski's better for that.
652
01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:16,666
Try it. �Imagine I'm your
wife, you're Bukowski,
653
01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:23,041
and you want to make endless
love to me. �Action! �No, no, no.
654
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:31,707
This is ridiculous. �Hey!
�Play with me, Manic Elf.
655
01:02:56,958 --> 01:02:58,958
Mar�a,
656
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:04,208
we have to talk. �Not now,
Charles. I'm reading the Bible.
657
01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:15,665
I had a win at the racetrack.
�I've drunk two gallons of wine
658
01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:19,582
and I've just written
"The Fuck Machine."
659
01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:24,000
Now �I just want...
660
01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:32,665
Bukowski would say "a piece of my ass"
�A generous piece of your fresh ass.
661
01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:39,458
I want to tear off your clothes, rip
your panties, throw myself on you...
662
01:03:41,041 --> 01:03:47,458
And thrust into me? �And thrust
lecherously into you, with euphoria,
663
01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:49,624
with brute force.
664
01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:53,624
I want to flatten your body
and drill it
665
01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:58,957
until fucking Truman Capote
is blushing at the gates of Hell!
666
01:04:04,791 --> 01:04:06,791
Well?
667
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:22,458
I really liked that kiss. �Wait
till I take it up a level!
668
01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:50,082
I've never slept with anyone
without knowing her name.
669
01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:52,999
Nor I with an alien
possessed by Bukowski.
670
01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:57,207
Replacing Capote with Bukowski
was brilliant.
671
01:04:57,791 --> 01:04:59,791
A substitution
worthy of Vicente del Bosque.
672
01:05:00,791 --> 01:05:02,791
We needed someone to score.
673
01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,916
Why did we do it?
674
01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:13,124
Chesterton said that a mystery story
is worthless without a corpse.
675
01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:17,790
I think the same about a love story
without a good screw.
676
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:24,082
Is this a love story? �Well,
it isn't a paranormal thriller.
677
01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:31,958
You know what? �I miss my mistresses.
678
01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:37,541
Have you had many? �No.
�Technically, only you.
679
01:05:37,666 --> 01:05:40,374
I only slept with girlfriends.
That's why I'm saying it.
680
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:43,082
I miss the mistresses
I've never had.
681
01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,958
My lovers were very unmissable.
682
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:50,500
But we'll drink to all of them.
683
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:57,582
To our lovers.
684
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,958
Carlos?
685
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:09,833
Hello, Mar�a. �Jorge! �Irene.
686
01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:12,540
My pleasure, Irene.
- Likewise, Carlos.
687
01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:17,958
What is going on here?
688
01:06:19,125 --> 01:06:24,415
Irene is the girl who was left
by the guy for whom you left me.
689
01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:30,125
I didn't leave you for anyone.
�Mar�a, you're a cynic.
690
01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:32,833
A fucking cynic!
691
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:38,832
What's so funny? �Nothing,
nothing. I'm sorry.
692
01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:43,707
You had to bring him
to our favorite place.
693
01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:47,499
You brought him here
when you started screwing his wife.
694
01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:51,540
That's a very bitter metaphor,
especially for you.
695
01:06:52,666 --> 01:06:56,041
It isn't a metaphor. �He
followed his wife to you
696
01:06:56,166 --> 01:07:01,625
and then followed you here the day
you left me. �Now do you get it?
697
01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:05,166
How long have you been involved?
698
01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:12,958
About two hours. �How many months have
you been with him? �I'm not with him.
699
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:16,207
He's just a friend that I met.
700
01:07:16,916 --> 01:07:19,082
And what you did the other day,
what did he call it?
701
01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:21,999
Oh, yes!
"The best blow job of my life".
702
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:26,957
That was a friendly gesture? �In two hours
you've learned all about being coarse.
703
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:31,250
You didn't give him the best blow
job of his life? �No, Carlos, no!
704
01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:34,833
I didn't give him the best
blow job of his life. �Too bad.
705
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,040
Because a while ago
his ex gave me mine.
706
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:49,250
I wasn't the cause of their
break-up. �Who was? �Yoko Ono?
707
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:54,040
Irene, you don't have to consult
the entire works of Freud
708
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:56,166
to see that
their relationship is dead.
709
01:07:57,250 --> 01:08:00,832
Jorge,
this may be terrible for your ego,
710
01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:04,040
but reading a book on psychology
doesn't make you into Freud,
711
01:08:04,208 --> 01:08:07,707
just like watching soccer on the TV
doesn't make you into Messi.
712
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,250
So don't try to be smart.
713
01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:12,415
If you hadn't stuck your little dick
into that relationship,
714
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:17,750
I think they'd still be together, and
maybe even happy. �Stop denying it.
715
01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:23,874
It's too pathetic. �When I rang,
and you called me a common paranoid,
716
01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:26,208
you didn't hang up properly.
I heard everything.
717
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:33,832
No. �I don't know what you think you
heard, what you imagine, but... -This.
718
01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:35,958
It was probably a crossed line.
719
01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:43,833
That isn't me. �You know that.
Mar�a... Mar�a... �Mar�a...
720
01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:49,707
You're right, it's not you. Forgive
me. �I'm a common paranoid. -Stop it.
721
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:51,916
Turn it off!
722
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:57,000
What is there between you two?
723
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:05,124
I'm fine. �What? �You asked
me the other day, remember?
724
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:09,290
Don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
725
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:18,500
You hate me.
726
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:24,165
Not you. �But I'm not too fond
of the girl in the recording.
727
01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:34,041
One day I woke up, I looked around and...
728
01:09:35,333 --> 01:09:37,333
I felt I wasn't alive.
729
01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:44,166
That same day, he appeared.
�Why him? �Why not?
730
01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:49,041
It could have been anyone.
�Anyone who wasn't you.
731
01:09:49,541 --> 01:09:53,332
Thank you for that morale booster.
Ask me again if I hate you.
732
01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:58,082
I'm not saying this to hurt you. -Just as
well! �Do you want the truth or not? -No.
733
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:02,791
But tell me.
734
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,415
Seeing you with her
suddenly made me feel alive.
735
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,582
Where's the logic in that?
- There is none.
736
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:17,332
I'm not trying to be logical
but it's like...
737
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:23,833
It's like I gave away my car to buy one
that's faster but really it's worse.
738
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:27,999
"Give me 24 hours to prove I'm the
woman of your dreams" worked better.
739
01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:32,166
Would you give them to me again?
740
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:38,041
What can they be talking about?
741
01:10:39,416 --> 01:10:41,790
About how wonderful you are.
742
01:10:43,791 --> 01:10:46,582
Thank you for your irony.
It's just what I need.
743
01:10:47,708 --> 01:10:51,540
Look, they've been together eight
years, they have a daughter.
744
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:54,083
What do you think
they're talking about?
745
01:10:56,958 --> 01:10:58,958
How's Laura?
746
01:11:00,833 --> 01:11:04,957
She misses you. �You tell
better stories than I do.
747
01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:17,082
Do you think they'll make up? �It isn't
easy to put an end to eight years.
748
01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:19,833
Even for you.
749
01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:26,250
It's hard to believe you ever
loved me, to judge by your words.
750
01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:31,666
It's impossible to believe that you
ever loved me, to judge by your actions.
751
01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:39,041
You, Sack, go out and talk to her.
752
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:43,208
It's over, isn't it?
753
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:46,541
I loved you, Jorge.
754
01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:49,458
I loved you.
755
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:11,416
Nice moment. �Thank you.
756
01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:14,625
Was that goodbye?
757
01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:20,125
Yes. �I thought about going back
758
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:23,124
but I reminded myself too much
of Ditsy and Bozo.
759
01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:34,208
What can your wife be telling him?
760
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,583
That she saw me kissing a cutie,
761
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:39,582
the kind that would make even
the Pope become a crack dealer,
762
01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,708
and she went mad with jealousy.
763
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:46,958
I told you. �She wants back with you?
764
01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,958
Yes, she suggested it.
765
01:12:51,208 --> 01:12:55,790
You see? �That's why I forbade
you to fall in love with me.
766
01:12:56,916 --> 01:12:59,040
Imagine the mess you'd be in now!
767
01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,375
I've got a pretty good idea.
768
01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:08,250
Any questions?
769
01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:12,333
All real clich�s.
770
01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:17,625
Shall I ask and you answer? �It's a deal.
771
01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:20,666
Am I going back to her?
772
01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:27,207
Your head thinks your daughter and
your marriage deserve another attempt.
773
01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:32,040
And what does my heart say?
774
01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,708
That you should listen to your head.
775
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:43,666
Will we miss each other?
776
01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:47,624
Every time we drink to our lovers.
777
01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:52,832
Because I won't see you again,
will I?
778
01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:56,708
She wouldn't understand.
779
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:03,415
But it isn't unusual for Pixies
and Elves to meet in dreams.
780
01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:17,333
I hate soppy endings.
781
01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:26,083
But don't forget me, OK?
782
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:32,040
I never forget a girl
who's impossible to forget.
783
01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:35,458
That's a good last line.
784
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:44,082
"That's a good last line"?
She said that?
785
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:51,415
She said that. �I'll write it down,
because that really is a good last line.
786
01:14:51,541 --> 01:14:57,666
She made an elegant exit, with class.
�She even said goodbye to Mar�a.
787
01:14:58,166 --> 01:15:03,374
She's got guts. �And before she left, she
gave me a list of her ten favorite books.
788
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:06,874
Even though I had some already,
I bought them all.
789
01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:12,916
Do you regret it? �Buying books I had?
790
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:15,457
Letting the one
who recommended them get away.
791
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:20,875
If I told you the truth, I'd be lying.
792
01:15:22,166 --> 01:15:27,415
I'll write that down too. �Fuck!
I know you can't have everything.
793
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:32,083
I know that. But it shouldn't have
ended like this. �We still had a month!
794
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:37,500
Do you know what we would have done
in a month? �Yes, made the video clip.
795
01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:40,583
What video clip?
796
01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:44,249
The one with music by, for example,
Norah Jones, with happy images.
797
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:46,833
Irene and you
eating face in the park,
798
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:52,041
laughing in the rain, "we're
falling in love" stuff. �That shit.
799
01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:57,415
Shall we play? �It isn't unusual for
Pixies and Elves to meet in dreams.
800
01:15:57,541 --> 01:16:02,833
Am I a Manic Pixie Dream Girl? �That's
why I forbade you to fall in love with me.
801
01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:06,458
Will we miss each other? �Every
time we drink to our lovers.
802
01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:09,625
I never forget a girl who's impossible
to forget. �I see the happy ending.
803
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:12,040
The two of you kissing,
like the Lovers of Teruel.
804
01:16:39,166 --> 01:16:40,791
DITSY BOZO
805
01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:46,541
Cut! �Fuck!
806
01:16:46,666 --> 01:16:48,666
I wanted my video clip!
807
01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:54,499
Why can't I have my video clip?
808
01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:57,208
Because that's in movies!
809
01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:00,415
Real life has no video clips and
Norah Jones doesn't sing for you!
810
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,624
In real life, you're happy with your
lover, your wife appears with hers,
811
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:05,791
and everything's fucked!
812
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:08,708
Yeah.
813
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:12,374
In real life, Mar�a is a viper
814
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:15,541
and she's marvelous too.
815
01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:21,041
You've got too many things in there.
816
01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:38,458
Why have I gone back to Mar�a?
�I'll explain it to you.
817
01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:42,832
Young people fall in love
at first sight.
818
01:17:43,083 --> 01:17:48,083
Romeo and Juliet see each other and, wham,
they're in love. �That's all it takes.
819
01:17:48,208 --> 01:17:51,833
When you're older, you question
everything. "Am I in love or just horny?"
820
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:54,624
"What if, after a month,
she tells me to fuck off?"
821
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:59,374
"What if I get bored after 100 screws?"
�So, just in case, you let her get away.
822
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:04,958
Look, you decided on Mar�a
because... because...
823
01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:07,957
Because I don't think
I'm in love with Irene?
824
01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:13,375
Is that what you're trying to say?
�If I say what I'm thinking of saying,
825
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,874
I'm regretting it already.
826
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:21,541
What crap. I'm not
writing that down. �Look,
827
01:18:21,875 --> 01:18:28,166
I'm a practical guy, I'm not passionate
or romantic. �I'm not! -Not romantic? �No!
828
01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:32,415
You're an incurable romantic. �So romantic
that all the love in the real world
829
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:37,208
won't match your romanticism. That's
your tragedy, among many others.
830
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:43,707
Among many others? -Exactly. �Such as?
�Mar�a. �She's my wife... -I screwed her.
831
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,124
What did you say?
- I screwed her.
832
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:53,874
No. �Remember when you went to
Ibiza to discuss "Ditsy and Bozo 2"?
833
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:57,708
No. -That night Mar�a invited me
for dinner and then seduced me
834
01:18:57,833 --> 01:19:02,290
while your daughter was sleeping
in the next room. No. No. No.
835
01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:05,290
She said something
that made it very clear.
836
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:09,165
Give me two hours to show you
I'm the best lover you've ever had.
837
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:25,874
Sound familiar? �No, no, no, no, no...
838
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:29,750
Why would I lie to you? -I don't know.
�I don't believe you. I don't care.
839
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:35,500
We can talk about the two wallops she gave
me when she had her... �You know when.
840
01:19:36,166 --> 01:19:40,416
It's true! �You did it!
841
01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:43,499
But because of those wallops
everything went south.
842
01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:47,791
No!
843
01:19:53,625 --> 01:19:56,290
Tell me you resisted a bit.
Tell me.
844
01:19:56,458 --> 01:20:00,374
Yes, when it was obvious that
Mar�a was giving me the come-on
845
01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:05,458
I said a subtle phrase I have for scaring
off persistent women. �What is it?
846
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,583
I think my dick's gone to sleep.
847
01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:13,833
It goes straight to the subconscious.
�I say it, and they leave me alone.
848
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:17,999
But Mar�a kept attacking and I tried
to keep my distance. I said to her:
849
01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:23,791
Is this a good idea? �What did she
say? �You're Carlos' best friend.
850
01:20:24,375 --> 01:20:26,375
Who'd treat me better than you?
851
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:31,457
If you think about it,
it was very logical.
852
01:20:32,208 --> 01:20:37,082
Look, I'm feeling like I would
really love to thump you!
853
01:20:38,583 --> 01:20:40,041
What the hell
are you trying to say?
854
01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:43,790
Saying no to Mar�a would have been
an insult to her and to you.
855
01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:45,833
To me? Explain that!
856
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:50,457
It's like saying: "Your wife isn't
hot enough for me to betray you",
857
01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:55,665
or saying she's ugly, or insinuating
our friendship isn't strong enough
858
01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:58,249
to survive this shit.
- Don't twist things!
859
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,999
My best friend should never
screw my wife! Never!
860
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:04,790
Only your best friend would tell you
he did it in these circumstances.
861
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:08,124
Why tell me? I didn't want to know.
I didn't need to know.
862
01:21:08,291 --> 01:21:11,457
No! You didn't want to know,
but you needed to know.
863
01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:27,666
Do it. -Do what? �Hit me. Didn't
you want to? Well, go on. �Why?
864
01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:32,333
Maybe you've forgotten, but I screwed
your wife. �How will hitting you help?
865
01:21:32,458 --> 01:21:34,832
I don't know!
But it makes sense.
866
01:21:35,125 --> 01:21:38,290
The real world is shit and we should
start living like our characters.
867
01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:42,833
Like Ditsy and Bozo? -No, like the good
ones, the ones we haven't written yet.
868
01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:46,165
A good character would hit me now
and then we'd carry on talking,
869
01:21:46,291 --> 01:21:48,291
me bleeding like an anti-hero and...
870
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:09,500
That's great! �Thanks, man.
871
01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:15,915
Did I hurt you? �Mar�a hurt me
more. You want to hit me twice?
872
01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:19,833
I didn't want to hit you once.
873
01:22:34,333 --> 01:22:38,125
Look, your wife isn't a bad person.
874
01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:42,175
You can spend the rest of your life
with her and be more or less happy.
875
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:46,582
Accept that occasionally she'll
establish her "areas of freedom".
876
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:49,333
You just do the same.
877
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:53,540
If you can live with those wallops,
you can live with this.
878
01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:59,749
Your pal, Truman Capote, would write
a hell of a story about you two.
879
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:02,790
A bit sad, yes,
but a hell of a story.
880
01:23:05,541 --> 01:23:07,541
Well?
881
01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:11,041
What'll you do?
882
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:21,125
Hey,
883
01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:26,415
your suitcase has just said
the best last line in history.
884
01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,958
Is this chance?
885
01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:11,665
How did you know I'd be here?
I haven't come for a week.
886
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:16,874
Yeah. �I came the day
after we said goodbye.
887
01:24:18,166 --> 01:24:20,749
I waited a few hours, and I left.
888
01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:25,915
I told you it was a bad idea
not to swap phone numbers.
889
01:24:27,166 --> 01:24:29,249
That's why
I gave mine to the waiter.
890
01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:32,540
So he could call me
when you appeared.
891
01:24:34,083 --> 01:24:39,958
You know, Bukowski and
Capote have started talking.
892
01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:45,665
I'm glad. �And they both agree
I have to tell you something.
893
01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:51,124
I won't sugarcoat it. �If you have
to say something tough, you say it.
894
01:24:53,416 --> 01:24:55,416
Go ahead.
895
01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:59,957
I love you.
896
01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:06,166
You've copied Jorge's method.
897
01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:13,874
He took my girl by copying Oscar
Wilde, I can take his by copying him.
898
01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:16,916
How do you know I'm back with him?
899
01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:21,415
You're back with Sack of Shit?
- Yes.
900
01:25:22,041 --> 01:25:24,749
In fact, he's due any minute.
You can say hello.
901
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:28,500
Seriously?
902
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:36,625
Fuck! �I haven't seen him since then.
�How could we get back after what I said?
903
01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:41,165
It wouldn't be the first time. �The
first and only time we got back
904
01:25:41,291 --> 01:25:45,290
it took him three days to persuade
me, three days nagging at me.
905
01:25:45,583 --> 01:25:50,833
Mar�a got you back in three minutes.
�Not exactly. �How many? Two?
906
01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,958
I never went back to her.
907
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:04,124
I kind of thought that. �I mean,
when you said "I love you"...
908
01:26:04,750 --> 01:26:11,500
Suspicious, right? �A
bit. �What happened?
909
01:26:14,416 --> 01:26:18,957
May I use a metaphor? �I would
never inhibit your creativity.
910
01:26:21,750 --> 01:26:26,707
At times, when you write a script,
it's hard to know when to stop.
911
01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:30,457
You've reached the end
but you don't realize,
912
01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:34,582
so you keep on and on,
trying to find the perfect ending.
913
01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:38,082
And all you do is ruin everything.
914
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:42,541
My story with Mar�a
finished long ago,
915
01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:45,333
but I couldn't see the ending.
916
01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,166
And what about our story?
917
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:56,375
We should keep writing it.
918
01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,458
And see where it takes us.
919
01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:05,125
It seems like a good plan.
920
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:12,958
Are there rules? �No.
�Just that we keep playing,
921
01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:15,625
Manic Pixie.
922
01:27:16,916 --> 01:27:20,583
Let's keep playing, Manic Elf.
923
01:27:23,583 --> 01:27:27,583
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