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MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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BRUNO: I guess we're not going
to AvengerCon.
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A cosplay competition for Carol Danvers
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at the greatest fan event of the year.
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My costume is near perfect,
just pending the final flourish.
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This is so cool. Is this Nani's?
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MUNEEBA: That is junk.
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MR. WILSON: Your teachers,
they're telling me you're doodling all day
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in your fantasy land.
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It's not really the brown girls from
Jersey City who save the world.
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So, there's this thing called AvengerCon.
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Celebrating our great heroes of our time.
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So you want to go to a party?
Is this a joke?
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DEEVER: Check this out.
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Teenage girl at AvengerCon.
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-I've never seen powers like that.
-Bring her in.
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(KAMALA GRUNTS)
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MUNEEBA: Who do you want to be
in this world?
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I've seen what happens when people
get obsessed with their fantasies.
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You're Kamala Khan.
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You wanna save the world?
Then you're gonna save the world.
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Cosmic.
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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(UPBEAT HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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'Sup?
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Hey.
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-TEACHER: Morning, Camelia.
-Morning.
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Been meaning to tell you for years,
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my name is pronounced "Kamala."
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Huh.
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(GRUNTS)
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-What's up?
-Hey.
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Hey, guys. Scoot. Thank you.
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You know what I love about AirPods
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is that you don't actually
have to stand this close to each other.
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I love you guys! I'm rooting for you!
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Favorite couple. Yeah!
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I am so sorry!
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No worries.
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-Sorry. I need to see it.
-(GASPS)
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The videos you sent were flashes
of pink light and I didn't see anything.
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You didn't see anything?
I tried to shrink and fly
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and talk to ants. None of it worked.
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What makes you think
you have Ant-Man powers?
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Because we're both charming,
and we look a lot younger than we are.
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ZOE ON VIDEO: It was crazy.
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Everybody says that
I should've been live streaming it,
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but I really just wanted
to live in the moment, you know?
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I heard Zoe's follower count,
like, quadrupled this weekend.
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GIRL: I mean, she had physical contact
with a superhero.
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Obviously people are gonna be interested.
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ZOE: I wonder if it's because
she knew that, like,
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I could be the one to handle it.
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(VIDEO CONTINUES PLAYING)
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Dude, just imagine how many followers
the girl who saved her would get.
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I feel like secret identities
are secret for a reason.
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But a million followers?
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That's great. Can you show me, please?
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Okay. Theater, after lunch.
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-Why are we hopping?
-Zoe's famous.
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-Gross.
-I mean, it all happened so fast.
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One moment,
I was posing for a couple of pictures
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and then all of a sudden,
there was all this screaming,
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and I was thrown to the ground.
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And then this beautiful white light,
like, cascaded over me.
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I felt this wave of calmness,
like, I knew I was safe.
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There's another superhero catastrophe
and she's sitting there,
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bragging about being saved
by the budget Captain Marvel.
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Thank you.
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-What?
-Thank you. Yeah.
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Thank you, yeah. Someone finally said it.
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That Zoe, dude, she just talks and talks.
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Okay, calm down.
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So who was it?
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Uh... Night Light.
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Yeah. Night Light.
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But she keeps, like,
a really low profile, so...
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But it was all just so life-changing.
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Which is why
I'm gonna have a party on Friday.
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You know,
to celebrate the fragility of life.
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Also the half a million followers thing,
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but mostly the fragility of life.
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She's celebrating the fragility of life.
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Yeah, we're so not going to that party.
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Hey, you're that new senior, right?
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-Kamran.
-Uh, yeah.
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Well, I'm having a party on Friday,
you should come.
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Um...
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Yeah, no, that sounds
really fun, actually.
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-Yeah.
-Thank you.
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-Cool. I'll DM you the details.
-KAMRAN: Yeah.
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We should go to that party.
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NAKIA: Mmm-hmm.
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What?
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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BRUNO: I really don't want to go to Zoe's.
KAMALA: It'll be fun.
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Wow, that's...
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Amazing.
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How does it feel?
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Like an idea come to life.
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Uh...
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(GRUNTS)
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So I guess super strength
is not a part of the equation.
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Yeah, maybe I should've
tried harder in gym.
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(GRUNTS)
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(OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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I saved you.
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Only because you almost killed me first.
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Okay, maybe I do need
to work on my skills.
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Okay, no super strength.
All I got is this.
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So it looks like your power
isn't coming from the bangle.
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It's coming from within you.
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Like the bangle
unlocked the superhuman part of you.
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(GRUNTS)
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So, what, am I like Asgardian
or something?
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-Dude, am I related to Thor?
-No, no. I didn't say any of that.
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-NAJAF: Bruno!
-Maybe?
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Thanks, man.
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KAMALA: Yeah!
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Does that look like
some kind of writing to you?
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It's hard to read, um...
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Looks like Arabic or Urdu? I don't know.
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Okay. Well, let's focus on what we know.
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Light comes out of you and it hardens.
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Let's call it "Hard Light."
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Groundbreaking.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(BOTH GRUNT)
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Okay, hold on.
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Please let me go.
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You have to let me go.
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(EXHALES SHARPLY)
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(PANTING)
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(GASPS)
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(GRUNTS) Whoo!
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(LAUGHS)
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Whoo! Whoo!
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Yes!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
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Always the same two that are late.
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You're kidding me!
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Move over.
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(SHEIKH ABDULLAH RECITING PRAYER)
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(SPEAKING ARABIC)
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-(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
-(GIRL GIGGLES)
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(LAUGHS) Take that again. It's hideous.
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Tag it hashtag mosque life.
Or hashtag Deen.
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-Hey!
-Come on!
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-Shh!
-No Snapchatting in the masjid!
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-GIRL: It's Insta!
-Shh!
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(FEEDBACK WHINES)
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They really gotta fix this place.
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Uh, no, you mean they gotta fix
our section of this place.
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See, but the men's section is pristine.
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Small acts of everyday kindness...
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We got mold under the carpets
and the walls are literally crumbling.
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We can't just stick up a poster
for every piece of plaster that falls.
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Sisters, no talking
during the lecture, please.
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Sorry, Sheikh Abdullah, you know,
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it's really hard to concentrate
when we can barely see you.
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Sister Kamala! How glad I am
that you've joined us today.
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The partition and the side entrance
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are there to preserve
all our modesty and dignity.
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Thank you, Sister Kamala,
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for reminding us that it is important
to share your voice.
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Though perhaps except during my lecture.
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(CHUCKLING) Oh!
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And another reminder,
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nominations are still open
for the Mosque Board election.
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(WHISPERING)
Oh, my God, Naks, you should totally run.
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(WHISPERING) Are you crazy?
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Do I look like a 90-year-old man to you?
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-Sometimes...
-No.
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-Just...
-Stop that. I hate you.
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No, no, no, no, no, no!
Kamala, somebody stole my shoes!
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My new Versaces.
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And the mosque shoe thief
has struck again.
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NAKIA: That is the 22nd pair of shoes
that have been stolen
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and the uncles don't even care.
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Maybe a woman for the Mosque Board
actually makes some change around here.
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Yeah.
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Wait, no, actually,
'cause Uncle Rasheed is running.
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-(RASHEED LAUGHING)
-And clearly everyone loves him.
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-Are you serious?
-Yes.
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Rasheed's got nothing on you, baby, okay?
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You're the change. The change is here,
and the change is her, everyone.
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NAKIA: Yeah, you know what?
Maybe I will run.
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Yeah.
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-You're gonna be my campaign manager.
-What?
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(RASHEED LAUGHING)
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I can help you.
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Oh, hi. Thank you.
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Right.
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I'm really sorry about sneaking out.
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Kamala, I know that you are growing up,
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but I need you to stay safe.
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That's all that matters.
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I know.
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Also, I know this is the worst
possible time to ask but...
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MUNEEBA: Kamala Khan.
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If you're gonna ask something
about AvengerCon Two or...
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No, no, no, no, no. No.
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Zoe's having some people over tonight.
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Bruno and Nakia will both be there.
And I'll be home by 9:00.
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Please can I go?
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Okay.
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But this time, you see
that you come back through the door.
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Thank you.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Nakia!
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
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Welcome to the party.
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Hi. Thanks for coming. Miguel's hovering.
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BOY: What's up?
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You want some?
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-No, I...
-Is there alcohol in that?
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Nah, it's just orange juice.
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-Dude, why would you do that?
-(KAMALA COUGHS)
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-NAKIA: Come on, dude.
-Plus some vodka.
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All right, I'm over it.
Wanna split an Uber?
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No, we can't!
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Everyone's here, including us.
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Am I drunk?
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BOY 2: Wait, who is that?
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-GIRL: Do it, do it! Jump!
-Is he stupid?
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Hey, hey, no, no, don't jump, dude!
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-Oh, my God.
-BOY 2: Jump!
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Should I do something?
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-What are you gonna do?
-I don't know.
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(BOTH EXCLAIMING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)
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-What does that mean?
-Damn!
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"God has willed it."
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Uh... Excuse me.
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Yeah.
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You're on my shirt.
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-Sorry.
-It's okay.
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You really belly-flopped it
back there, man. That had to hurt.
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Don't think so.
Didn't really feel a thing.
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-Uh, I'm Kamran.
-Nakia.
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Kamala. I'm Kamala. I'm Kamala!
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-(SIREN WAILING)
-Cops! Everyone scatter!
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My parents are gonna kill me!
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That way's blocked. I can't do time.
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Hey, guys, I have a car.
So everyone just come with me.
251
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:23,850
Your uncle's car is so cool.
I love the color.
252
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,230
Thank you.
253
00:14:25,310 --> 00:14:26,520
Black.
254
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,980
You can take it for a ride sometime
if you want.
255
00:14:29,060 --> 00:14:30,060
-Really?
-Yeah.
256
00:14:30,140 --> 00:14:32,020
-She can't. She failed. Ow!
-Dude.
257
00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,520
What? She did.
You backed up into the car, remember?
258
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:37,600
Yeah, thanks, Bruno.
I almost forgot about that.
259
00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,850
It's fine, I failed my first time as well.
260
00:14:40,100 --> 00:14:41,980
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS)
261
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,680
-Wait, is this Swet Shop Boys?
-Yeah.
262
00:14:44,770 --> 00:14:47,770
It's really cool that you like
this kind of stuff as well.
263
00:14:49,230 --> 00:14:53,390
Do you, like, watch, I don't know,
Bollywood movies and stuff?
264
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:54,680
Uh, obviously.
265
00:14:54,770 --> 00:14:59,180
(CHUCKLES) But only the greats
like Baazigar and other stuff like that.
266
00:14:59,270 --> 00:15:01,310
I mean, it's no surprise
you like Baazigar.
267
00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:03,310
-It's only SRK's best work.
-Uh...
268
00:15:03,390 --> 00:15:06,060
Yeah, I know. Popular opinion says DDLJ.
269
00:15:06,140 --> 00:15:08,560
DDLJ. Yeah. Of course.
270
00:15:09,100 --> 00:15:10,310
(KAMRAN CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
271
00:15:14,230 --> 00:15:15,520
I like Baazigar.
272
00:15:16,350 --> 00:15:17,600
-You do?
-Yeah.
273
00:15:17,680 --> 00:15:20,680
Good. Cool, man.
I didn't realize you'd, uh, seen it.
274
00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:24,350
It's good. I watched it a few years back.
It was very pleasing.
275
00:15:24,980 --> 00:15:26,140
Yeah.
276
00:15:42,770 --> 00:15:45,770
Wait, wait. Hold on, hold on.
Uh, give me your phone.
277
00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:53,390
In case you ever want a driving lesson,
here's my number.
278
00:15:53,890 --> 00:15:55,770
Give me a text or drop me a call.
279
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,020
Whatever you wanna do.
280
00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:01,730
Just make sure I can save yours
as well, and, uh, yeah.
281
00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,180
Uh, it was great meeting you guys.
282
00:16:05,730 --> 00:16:09,680
Um, Miguel, Paul, Nakia, Brian.
283
00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:12,180
See you later.
284
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,180
(NAKIA CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
285
00:16:17,270 --> 00:16:18,390
Brian.
286
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:21,980
-He knows my name's not Brian.
-Brian's mad. Why is Brian mad?
287
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:23,680
BRUNO: He knows my name is not Brian.
288
00:16:32,770 --> 00:16:33,770
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
289
00:16:36,230 --> 00:16:38,350
(ROMANTIC POP MUSIC PLAYING)
290
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:41,930
(MOUTHING SONG)
291
00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,810
(MUSIC STOPS)
292
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,770
-How was Zoe's house?
-Oh, it was magical.
293
00:17:14,060 --> 00:17:15,180
(MUSIC RESUMES)
294
00:17:30,060 --> 00:17:31,310
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
295
00:17:57,480 --> 00:17:58,930
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
296
00:17:59,020 --> 00:18:00,560
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)
297
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:07,140
We spend six weeks
on ancient Rome and ancient Greece
298
00:18:07,230 --> 00:18:10,390
but six minutes on ancient Persia
and Byzantium.
299
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:14,270
History's written by the oppressors.
That's all I'm gonna say.
300
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:15,640
Hello?
301
00:18:17,310 --> 00:18:18,600
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
302
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,060
NAKIA: Hey, KK, are you feeling all right?
303
00:18:21,140 --> 00:18:22,310
Mmm-hmm.
304
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:26,390
I also have pads.
305
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,060
I know how weird
your mom can get about tampons.
306
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,350
You know what? I'm good.
307
00:18:35,480 --> 00:18:36,640
You sure?
308
00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:38,810
You don't sound too good.
309
00:18:39,890 --> 00:18:43,020
You've been acting kinda weird
these past couple of days.
310
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:45,600
-You know you can tell me anything, right?
-(SIGHS)
311
00:18:50,390 --> 00:18:51,680
(CLEARS THROAT)
312
00:18:59,140 --> 00:19:01,770
Everything's just changing
really fast, Naks.
313
00:19:04,310 --> 00:19:06,930
I feel like I can't keep up.
I know it's dumb, but...
314
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:08,310
Are you kidding?
315
00:19:08,390 --> 00:19:10,430
Between the hijab and the girlies,
316
00:19:10,520 --> 00:19:13,230
my parents can barely
make eye contact with me anymore.
317
00:19:16,270 --> 00:19:18,270
How are you making it look so easy?
318
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:21,350
Easy?
319
00:19:21,930 --> 00:19:24,180
It's definitely not easy.
320
00:19:26,350 --> 00:19:32,390
My whole life I've either been too white
for some people or too ethnic for others.
321
00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:37,230
And it's been this very uncomfortable,
sucky, in-between.
322
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:42,850
So, when I first put this on,
I was hoping to shut some people up,
323
00:19:43,980 --> 00:19:49,100
but I kinda realized I don't really
need to prove anything to anybody.
324
00:19:51,100 --> 00:19:53,390
Like, when I put this on, I feel like me.
325
00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,980
Like, I have a purpose.
326
00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:59,350
It's probably why I ran
for the Mosque Board.
327
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:04,310
And remember, you're the one who
convinced me to do it in the first place.
328
00:20:04,390 --> 00:20:05,810
I love you.
329
00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,810
I love you too.
330
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:10,230
Oh, um,
331
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,430
I got you something for your
driving lesson with Kamran.
332
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,350
One, very cute.
333
00:20:17,430 --> 00:20:19,680
-(CHUCKLES)
-And...
334
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,640
These.
335
00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,850
-All my dreams are coming true.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
336
00:20:28,270 --> 00:20:29,520
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
337
00:20:30,680 --> 00:20:33,810
-Hi.
-Hello, Bruno, sit down, sit down.
338
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:37,680
-Hi, how are you?
-Hey.
339
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:38,930
Good.
340
00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:40,020
Um...
341
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:42,350
You're sitting down?
342
00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:45,230
-Yeah.
-Yeah, um...
343
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:49,390
You got it!
344
00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,100
What?
345
00:20:51,180 --> 00:20:54,980
The Early Immersion program at Caltech,
you got it!
346
00:20:55,060 --> 00:20:57,310
You are spending the next semester
at Caltech.
347
00:20:57,390 --> 00:21:00,140
In the dorms, on the campus, in the lab.
348
00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,180
-Sounds expensive.
-No, no.
349
00:21:02,270 --> 00:21:05,100
Everything is free, it's all paid for.
350
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:07,180
Meals, everything.
351
00:21:07,270 --> 00:21:08,430
It's amazing.
352
00:21:09,980 --> 00:21:11,390
I don't know what to say.
353
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,890
(CHUCKLES)
354
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:14,480
You say yes.
355
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,810
-Can I think about it?
-Okay... (CLICKS TONGUE) Bruno.
356
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:24,230
Have you ever seen a movie?
357
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,270
Yes, I've seen a movie.
358
00:21:27,350 --> 00:21:29,640
Yeah. You know that part in the movie
359
00:21:29,730 --> 00:21:32,850
where someone comes in
to the main character and they say,
360
00:21:32,930 --> 00:21:34,930
"You're going to be a Jedi"?
361
00:21:35,850 --> 00:21:36,850
Or...
362
00:21:36,930 --> 00:21:42,020
"You want to answer phones of a demanding
but impossibly chic magazine editor?"
363
00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,350
Yes. Yeah.
364
00:21:46,230 --> 00:21:48,390
Well, that's this moment.
365
00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:50,850
That is happening to you right now.
366
00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:54,180
You're the lead character,
I'm Meryl Streep.
367
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,180
And you gotta do it.
368
00:21:58,770 --> 00:22:00,890
But it's in California.
369
00:22:02,890 --> 00:22:05,270
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
370
00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:10,350
(CHATTER DIES DOWN)
371
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,640
(SIGHS)
372
00:22:20,270 --> 00:22:22,310
(INDISTINCT CHATTER RESUMES)
373
00:22:31,390 --> 00:22:32,430
Hey.
374
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:34,270
-Hey. I didn't see you after class.
-Hi.
375
00:22:34,350 --> 00:22:35,850
-Yeah, um... Mmm-hmm.
-You good?
376
00:22:35,930 --> 00:22:37,600
Yeah, so, I was thinking today,
377
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,060
we work on your balance
and concentration, right?
378
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:42,770
And then I kinda need
to talk to you about something.
379
00:22:42,850 --> 00:22:44,770
Uh, I can't really train today.
380
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:46,730
What? Why?
381
00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:47,810
Uh...
382
00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,430
-Oh.
-I do want to ask you something though.
383
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:55,600
-Uh...
-Really?
384
00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:58,810
Yeah, my mom wants to know
if you're coming to Eid with us.
385
00:22:58,890 --> 00:23:01,270
-Is it Eid again?
-Yeah, the lesser one.
386
00:23:01,350 --> 00:23:03,390
Um, I know it'd be really fun.
387
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,480
And mosque full of busybodies
all looking to gossip.
388
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:11,140
Might actually learn a thing or two
about this thing. Uh...
389
00:23:11,560 --> 00:23:13,390
-Yeah.
-Cool.
390
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,770
Um, I'll see you later, okay?
391
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,230
-Hello.
-KAMALA: Hi.
392
00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,180
How do you feel about driving?
393
00:23:23,270 --> 00:23:24,890
-Really?
-Yeah, seriously.
394
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:27,390
-Are you sure?
-Yeah.
395
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,890
De-stress after school.
Best thing you can do. Drive.
396
00:23:34,640 --> 00:23:35,640
(TIRES SCREECH)
397
00:23:35,730 --> 00:23:36,770
(HORNS BLARING)
398
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:38,520
Who taught you to drive? Bowser?
399
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:41,100
-I think I did pretty good, okay?
-I think so too.
400
00:23:41,180 --> 00:23:44,140
Don't know if anyone else
would agree. (CHUCKLES)
401
00:23:46,310 --> 00:23:48,980
There is no such thing
as a bad Shah Rukh Khan movie.
402
00:23:49,060 --> 00:23:50,770
Okay, look, I only said that...
403
00:23:50,850 --> 00:23:52,560
You only said his worst movie ever.
404
00:23:53,980 --> 00:23:56,520
First of all,
I thought this was a safe space.
405
00:23:56,600 --> 00:23:58,390
-Oh.
-Right? It's not.
406
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,230
And second of all,
407
00:24:00,310 --> 00:24:03,140
don't tell me you have
a massive crush on Kingo, too.
408
00:24:03,230 --> 00:24:06,520
My ammi, my mom, she's literally
obsessed with him for some reason.
409
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,680
Hey, hey, I know what ammi means, okay?
410
00:24:09,810 --> 00:24:11,770
And don't worry. I mean, mine's the same.
411
00:24:11,850 --> 00:24:14,480
She still has a huge crush
on Kingo Senior.
412
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:15,560
Ew!
413
00:24:15,640 --> 00:24:17,430
-Concerning.
-Very.
414
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,430
Right? (LAUGHS)
415
00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:21,350
I mean, it must be a generational thing
416
00:24:21,430 --> 00:24:24,060
'cause I don't understand
half the things my mom's into.
417
00:24:24,140 --> 00:24:25,980
You and your mom are close, huh?
418
00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:27,890
-That's sweet.
-Yeah, well...
419
00:24:27,980 --> 00:24:29,480
We've moved around together a lot.
420
00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,680
Well, I mean, you're here now.
421
00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:36,100
Maybe someday you'll feel like
Jersey's your home.
422
00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:38,390
(CHUCKLES)
423
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,180
Oh, shoot!
424
00:24:40,310 --> 00:24:42,770
Okay. Why are we, um,
425
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:45,640
hiding? (CHUCKLES)
426
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:49,930
(WHISPERS) My brother and his fiancée.
427
00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,310
And that's bad because?
428
00:24:52,430 --> 00:24:55,520
Because he is going to freak out.
429
00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,480
-Okay.
-And then I'm going to freak out.
430
00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:58,770
BOTH: We don't want that.
431
00:24:58,850 --> 00:24:59,850
-No.
-No.
432
00:24:59,930 --> 00:25:01,230
Don't freak out.
433
00:25:01,310 --> 00:25:04,810
You're good. He's probably gonna leave
in a sec. So let's just wait.
434
00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:06,810
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
435
00:25:07,390 --> 00:25:08,810
(CHUCKLES)
436
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:13,270
I think we're clear.
437
00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:16,850
(AAMIR CLEARS THROAT)
438
00:25:16,930 --> 00:25:18,890
Aamir. Tyesha.
439
00:25:19,020 --> 00:25:20,770
-Kamala.
-Brother!
440
00:25:20,850 --> 00:25:21,930
Sister!
441
00:25:23,060 --> 00:25:26,310
This is Kamran. He's our cousin.
442
00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:28,810
Our cousin?
443
00:25:28,890 --> 00:25:31,480
-Like you-and-me cousin?
-KAMRAN: Yeah, yeah, um...
444
00:25:32,180 --> 00:25:35,100
I'm Uncle... Choudhury's nephew.
445
00:25:37,430 --> 00:25:38,770
Through marriage, of course.
446
00:25:38,850 --> 00:25:41,520
(CLEARS THROAT)
I mean, yeah, look how big he's gotten.
447
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,140
He just like sprouted like a sunflower.
448
00:25:45,230 --> 00:25:46,350
(CHUCKLES)
449
00:25:48,810 --> 00:25:51,850
Uncle Choudhury is from Pakistan.
450
00:25:51,930 --> 00:25:53,600
How come you have a British accent?
451
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:54,680
Oh... (CHUCKLES)
452
00:25:54,770 --> 00:25:56,730
See, that was actually
just a bit I was doing.
453
00:25:56,810 --> 00:25:59,640
(IN PAKISTANI ACCENT) I'm a huge fan
of The Great British Bake Off.
454
00:25:59,730 --> 00:26:02,520
I love that show. I just binged it
so I was just doing a bit.
455
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,060
Oh, man, that was good. You got me.
456
00:26:05,430 --> 00:26:08,350
Nice to meet you, Cousin Kamran.
457
00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,270
Okay, we should go.
458
00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:12,520
I think I remember you, man.
459
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,930
You were looking at haram things
on the Internet.
460
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:16,890
We called you "Haram-dot-Kamran."
461
00:26:17,230 --> 00:26:19,100
Gonna call you that from now on.
All right.
462
00:26:19,180 --> 00:26:20,230
All right.
463
00:26:20,310 --> 00:26:22,060
AAMIR: All right.
See you at dinner, Kamala.
464
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:23,350
KAMRAN: Nice to see you.
465
00:26:24,430 --> 00:26:27,640
(IN NORMAL ACCENT) Shall we eat?
Because that was exhausting.
466
00:26:27,890 --> 00:26:29,060
(MUNEEBA CHUCKLING)
467
00:26:29,140 --> 00:26:30,680
YUSUF: That's our Aamir though.
468
00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:33,520
Never been afraid to reinvent himself.
469
00:26:34,100 --> 00:26:36,730
Like, hey, remember the time
you were working with...
470
00:26:36,810 --> 00:26:39,230
What was the name? Hot...
471
00:26:39,350 --> 00:26:41,230
-Hot...
-Hot Topic.
472
00:26:41,310 --> 00:26:42,520
-YUSUF: Topic!
-Hot Topic.
473
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:45,810
Oh, my God,
please tell me you had a goth phase.
474
00:26:45,890 --> 00:26:48,640
-It wasn't a goth phase.
-Oh, yeah.
475
00:26:48,730 --> 00:26:50,100
I just wore a lot of black.
476
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:52,310
Yeah, like so much spikey jewelry.
477
00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:54,560
-There was a choker.
-It wasn't mine.
478
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:56,730
-YUSUF: Come on, come on.
-You did.
479
00:26:56,810 --> 00:26:58,850
That's why we moved to America, right?
480
00:26:58,930 --> 00:27:02,640
So that our children could be anything
that they wanted to be, yeah?
481
00:27:03,270 --> 00:27:04,890
-Almost anything.
-Yeah.
482
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:07,770
Did your family live in Karachi
for a long time?
483
00:27:07,890 --> 00:27:08,980
Oh...
484
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:14,430
My family has been in Karachi
for generations. Yeah.
485
00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:18,350
Muneeba's family moved to Karachi
only after the Partition.
486
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,020
Back then, there was no Pakistan
or Bangladesh.
487
00:27:21,100 --> 00:27:23,640
It was all one big country, India.
488
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,560
-After the British just...
-The British left us with a mess.
489
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:31,930
It was very hard for many people.
And then there was a civil war.
490
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:35,390
Every Pakistani family
has a Partition story.
491
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:36,480
None of them are good.
492
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:39,890
Okay, enough, this is not
about the Partition, okay?
493
00:27:39,980 --> 00:27:42,520
This is a celebration. Yusuf.
494
00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:49,810
(SOFTLY) Hey.
495
00:27:51,350 --> 00:27:55,390
There's a story about Muneeba's family
from during the Partition.
496
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,810
You know, they had to get on
to the last train
497
00:27:58,890 --> 00:28:01,770
that was getting out of the city. Yeah?
498
00:28:01,850 --> 00:28:05,850
Now, her mother, Muneeba's mother, Sana,
who was just a toddler then,
499
00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:10,140
she got separated from her parents
on the train station.
500
00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:12,430
Her father tried to find her
but, you know,
501
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,140
he was injured and needed a walking stick
to get around,
502
00:28:16,270 --> 00:28:18,100
so he couldn't really keep up with her.
503
00:28:19,430 --> 00:28:20,890
But here's the thing.
504
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:25,680
Nobody knows how the little toddler, Sana,
505
00:28:25,810 --> 00:28:28,480
managed to get back on the train
just before...
506
00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,480
Just before the train
pulled out of the station.
507
00:28:32,310 --> 00:28:33,310
(CHUCKLES)
508
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:37,770
What did Sana say happened?
How did she find her father?
509
00:28:43,310 --> 00:28:45,890
Well, Sana always said that
510
00:28:45,980 --> 00:28:49,060
-she followed a trail of stars...
-She followed a trail of stars
511
00:28:50,020 --> 00:28:51,430
right back to her father.
512
00:28:56,890 --> 00:28:59,270
What happened to Sana's mother?
513
00:29:00,350 --> 00:29:02,430
Oh, we don't know.
514
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:05,560
She disappeared that night,
just like many others did.
515
00:29:08,850 --> 00:29:10,230
(ENERGY PULSATING)
516
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:16,180
(RUMBLING)
517
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:25,350
YUSUF: Kamala?
AAMIR: Somebody grab the Zamzam.
518
00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:27,310
MUNEEBA: Kamala, are you okay, beta?
519
00:29:27,390 --> 00:29:29,020
-It's got to be the evil eye.
-Mmm-hmm.
520
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,640
(AAMIR PRAYING)
521
00:29:30,770 --> 00:29:34,270
Did you not eat anything?
Or did you eat too much?
522
00:29:38,350 --> 00:29:40,100
(LINE RINGING)
523
00:29:43,890 --> 00:29:45,680
-Hello?
-Nani, hi.
524
00:29:45,770 --> 00:29:47,850
Kamala? Is that you, beta?
525
00:29:47,980 --> 00:29:50,560
Is it okay if you move the phone
a little further back?
526
00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:51,640
I can't see you.
527
00:29:51,730 --> 00:29:53,890
Why don't you write to me?
528
00:29:53,980 --> 00:29:56,680
I wait for the post every day.
529
00:29:56,770 --> 00:29:59,640
-Yeah, I'll get on that.
-Did you get my gifts? Huh?
530
00:29:59,730 --> 00:30:01,850
Yeah, look, um, about the bangle...
531
00:30:01,930 --> 00:30:03,680
What about it? Which one? What?
532
00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:06,680
The bangle,
it does some really weird things.
533
00:30:06,770 --> 00:30:07,770
And it's...
534
00:30:07,850 --> 00:30:11,640
That bangle belonged to my mother, Aisha.
535
00:30:11,730 --> 00:30:15,140
The one who disappeared during Partition,
my great-grandmother Aisha?
536
00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,640
Let me talk to Aamir and his wife.
537
00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:20,310
KAMALA: You can't talk to Aamir.
Look, about the bangle...
538
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,890
Oh. But no, I've spoken too much already.
539
00:30:22,980 --> 00:30:25,890
No, no, no, I'm not going
to talk about this at all, beta.
540
00:30:25,980 --> 00:30:27,060
Kamala?
541
00:30:27,140 --> 00:30:28,640
Your mother will get very upset.
542
00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:30,140
So this belonged to Aisha
543
00:30:30,230 --> 00:30:32,430
and you really have no idea
what happened to her?
544
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,520
Oh, beta, speak up a bit.
545
00:30:34,850 --> 00:30:36,890
My old ears are not...
546
00:30:36,980 --> 00:30:39,270
-Kamala, are you okay?
-...as young as your smile.
547
00:30:39,980 --> 00:30:41,350
(GRUNTS)
548
00:30:43,060 --> 00:30:44,680
-Nani, please, I have to know.
-YUSUF: Kamala.
549
00:30:44,770 --> 00:30:46,560
And look, the mango man is here.
550
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,310
-Beta.
-I have to get mangoes from him.
551
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,730
-Mango...
-No, no, just wait!
552
00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:52,770
Are you okay? (GRUNTS)
553
00:30:56,810 --> 00:30:58,640
Abbu, is something wrong?
554
00:30:58,730 --> 00:31:00,140
Huh?
555
00:31:00,230 --> 00:31:03,980
No, no, no, no, everything's fine.
You go back to sleep.
556
00:31:04,060 --> 00:31:05,140
Sorry.
557
00:31:13,480 --> 00:31:14,930
(SIGHS SOFTLY)
558
00:31:16,390 --> 00:31:19,060
Trust me, even a cover band of Bon Jovi
559
00:31:19,140 --> 00:31:21,560
is gonna get people to talk
for a long time.
560
00:31:22,020 --> 00:31:25,640
-Moreover, your mother loves Bon Jovi.
-MUNEEBA: Mmm-hmm.
561
00:31:26,270 --> 00:31:27,270
Why?
562
00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:31,020
Hey, don't question my love
for the Captain Kidd.
563
00:31:31,100 --> 00:31:35,140
If it wasn't for Slippery When Wet,
your father and I may never have met.
564
00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:37,100
(YUSUF LAUGHS)
565
00:31:37,180 --> 00:31:38,430
That was gross.
566
00:31:38,520 --> 00:31:40,100
(BOTH LAUGHING)
567
00:31:40,180 --> 00:31:42,430
I don't wanna know. I'm done.
568
00:31:44,100 --> 00:31:45,890
-Ammi?
-MUNEEBA: Hmm?
569
00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:48,640
Do you know what happened
to our great grandma? Aisha?
570
00:31:51,020 --> 00:31:52,770
Where did you hear that name?
571
00:31:52,850 --> 00:31:53,930
From Nani.
572
00:31:54,230 --> 00:31:56,770
I was talking to her last night
and it kinda came up.
573
00:31:56,850 --> 00:32:00,430
That woman brought shame
on our entire family.
574
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,270
I had to move halfway
around the world to forget it.
575
00:32:03,350 --> 00:32:04,770
-But, like...
-Kamala.
576
00:32:04,850 --> 00:32:07,140
You would do best to do the same.
577
00:32:07,850 --> 00:32:11,100
You're the one who told me to focus
on telling my own stories.
578
00:32:12,180 --> 00:32:13,680
Not this one.
579
00:32:13,770 --> 00:32:16,310
-Please let it go.
-(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
580
00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:18,350
Hey.
581
00:32:18,430 --> 00:32:21,270
(ALL GREETING)
582
00:32:21,350 --> 00:32:23,270
TYESHA: You look fantastic.
YUSUF: Oh, thank you.
583
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:26,430
AAMIR: How do you feel
about our first dance as husband and wife
584
00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,390
being to Livin' On A Prayer?
585
00:32:28,480 --> 00:32:29,980
-Ooh! By Bon Jovi?
-Yes.
586
00:32:30,060 --> 00:32:33,020
I'd say it's better than
You Give Love A Bad Name.
587
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:36,390
Yes! You see?
She loves the New Jersey prince too.
588
00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:37,640
Very good. Let's go.
589
00:32:37,730 --> 00:32:40,180
YUSUF: Aamir, come on, listen,
even Tyesha has agreed.
590
00:32:40,270 --> 00:32:42,180
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
591
00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:43,600
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
592
00:32:54,350 --> 00:32:57,520
-Hi, Bruno. You look so great.
-Hi.
593
00:32:57,600 --> 00:32:59,980
It's not too, um, bright?
594
00:33:00,060 --> 00:33:01,890
I don't understand the question.
595
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,060
-It's pretty bright, yeah.
-Don't listen to him.
596
00:33:04,140 --> 00:33:06,480
-BRUNO: It's good, it's okay?
-It's so good.
597
00:33:06,560 --> 00:33:08,640
Everything is just so lovely.
598
00:33:09,390 --> 00:33:10,600
-Hey!
-Hey!
599
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,770
-(BOTH GREETING)
-NAJAF: How's this?
600
00:33:12,850 --> 00:33:14,270
I'll give you my vote
601
00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:17,180
if you agree to make me
the exclusive catering vendor
602
00:33:17,270 --> 00:33:20,520
for all masjid holidays
and special events.
603
00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:23,810
Look, I'm the real deal,
you know what I mean? All right?
604
00:33:23,890 --> 00:33:26,180
The Gyro King. Not like some wannabe.
605
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,350
Look at these guys. Competitors? I mean...
606
00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:30,730
Just put this up, and you have a deal.
607
00:33:32,390 --> 00:33:33,890
Eid Mubarak, sister.
608
00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:36,850
Politics is dirty.
609
00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:38,680
-You look amazing.
-No. We don't have time.
610
00:33:38,770 --> 00:33:41,680
The entire mosque is here
with nothing to do but eat and gossip.
611
00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:43,060
Gossip. Yes.
612
00:33:43,730 --> 00:33:46,600
The Illumin-Aunties, actually.
They know everything.
613
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:50,520
If there was ever a time for me
to make my case to the board, it's now.
614
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:52,850
Oh. Yeah, yeah. Sorry.
615
00:33:52,930 --> 00:33:55,810
For maximum outreach,
we need to divide and conquer. Yeah?
616
00:33:57,230 --> 00:34:00,140
Kamala, you're gonna start
with the Mosque Bros. Yes?
617
00:34:00,230 --> 00:34:03,350
KAMALA: Come on. The Mosque Bros
never respect the halal gap.
618
00:34:03,430 --> 00:34:05,060
(ALL SPEAKING OTHER LANGUAGE)
619
00:34:05,230 --> 00:34:08,430
NAKIA: At least the Pious Boys are easier.
Their life is one giant halal gap.
620
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:11,730
After that, we'll mobilize
the Sunday school teachers
621
00:34:11,810 --> 00:34:13,560
to help infiltrate the Insta-Clique.
622
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:16,230
Bruno, your group should be
relatively easy. The Converts.
623
00:34:16,310 --> 00:34:17,560
KAMALA: Technically, the Reverts.
624
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,770
NAKIA: But for that you have to make it
past the Mini Harami Girls.
625
00:34:20,850 --> 00:34:24,140
And last, the ones who know it all
and will not let you forget it,
626
00:34:24,230 --> 00:34:25,480
the Illumin-Aunties.
627
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:26,770
KAMALA: Dibs. I'll talk to them.
628
00:34:27,640 --> 00:34:28,680
Okay.
629
00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:33,600
Meanwhile, I have to go
after my white whale.
630
00:34:41,230 --> 00:34:42,390
Eid Mubarak, Uncle.
631
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,890
Oh! Eid Mubarak, Nakia. Eid Mubarak.
632
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,020
I would love to secure your vote
for the Board.
633
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,810
Oh...
634
00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:55,020
Well, the thing is,
Rasheed is also running.
635
00:34:55,640 --> 00:34:58,230
And he's my best friend.
636
00:34:58,310 --> 00:35:00,020
-Oh. Yeah.
-(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
637
00:35:00,520 --> 00:35:03,230
-Kamala's my best friend.
-Oh, yeah.
638
00:35:03,390 --> 00:35:06,390
Right now, she's helping me
exercise our right as citizens
639
00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:09,310
of this great nation
to participate in democracy.
640
00:35:09,390 --> 00:35:12,310
To dream of building a better future.
641
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:15,140
-That's wonderful.
-Isn't it?
642
00:35:15,230 --> 00:35:16,980
Yep. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
643
00:35:17,180 --> 00:35:22,390
You wouldn't rob two young women
of that future, would you, Uncle?
644
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,310
I mean, come on, this is Kamala and me.
645
00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:29,270
Your daughter
and basically your other daughter.
646
00:35:30,270 --> 00:35:33,930
Women's suffrage, we fought for this,
people died for this. You wouldn't...
647
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:36,770
You wouldn't kill our dreams, would you?
648
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:43,480
Vote for Nakia.
649
00:35:45,890 --> 00:35:47,060
Eid Mubarak.
650
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:56,230
Yusuf. What are you doing?
651
00:36:05,310 --> 00:36:08,020
How are we today, Miss, uh, Zimmer?
652
00:36:08,230 --> 00:36:09,560
Is this about the party?
653
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,730
-Because it really was not that loud.
-Wait!
654
00:36:12,310 --> 00:36:15,930
Wait, you're... You're not the Zoe Zimmer?
655
00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:19,310
The only one I know.
656
00:36:19,390 --> 00:36:22,270
What? You have got to be kidding.
I'm a big fan.
657
00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:23,520
-Wait, really?
-Yes.
658
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,350
Everyone in the office is.
659
00:36:25,770 --> 00:36:28,060
That video that you made
about low calorie popcorn.
660
00:36:28,140 --> 00:36:29,390
-Popcorn, popcorn
-Popcorn!
661
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,850
All we get for the break room.
662
00:36:30,930 --> 00:36:33,350
-Are you serious?
-I'm not joking you.
663
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,230
Well, I'm so glad you liked it.
664
00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:37,480
And you went to AvengerCon? Oh, my gosh.
665
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:39,890
You must've been mobbed by
all your fans, no?
666
00:36:39,980 --> 00:36:40,980
-No...
-Have a good time?
667
00:36:41,060 --> 00:36:42,230
It was so fun.
668
00:36:42,310 --> 00:36:44,020
The costume contest did get cancelled,
669
00:36:44,100 --> 00:36:45,850
but everybody said I was a front runner...
670
00:36:45,930 --> 00:36:48,850
And then the enhanced individual
tried to kill you?
671
00:36:49,310 --> 00:36:50,310
Right?
672
00:36:51,980 --> 00:36:55,640
She didn't try to kill me.
She saved my life. (SCOFFS)
673
00:36:55,730 --> 00:36:59,520
I have a feeling that
you did this for the likes.
674
00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,730
Am I onto something?
675
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,020
You and your bestie...
676
00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:07,770
Maybe... Actually, you know what,
677
00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:11,060
maybe it was your sister?
678
00:37:11,850 --> 00:37:15,480
You and that masked woman looked
pretty identical. White girl, red hair...
679
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:17,600
We don't look alike.
She looks nothing like me.
680
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:20,390
So you do know what she looks like,
what else do you know?
681
00:37:21,430 --> 00:37:22,930
-Hmm?
-Nothing.
682
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:26,640
I didn't really get a good look at her.
I mean, it all happened so fast.
683
00:37:26,730 --> 00:37:28,480
Did she have an accent of any kind?
684
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:32,560
No.
685
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:33,850
Was she Latina?
686
00:37:34,310 --> 00:37:37,730
I'm sorry. I'm supposed to say
Latinx now, right?
687
00:37:38,810 --> 00:37:39,810
No?
688
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,810
Middle Eastern perhaps?
689
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:45,930
South Asian?
690
00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:52,850
(SOFTLY) Deever.
691
00:37:59,430 --> 00:38:01,310
Let's do the tri-state sweep.
692
00:38:02,430 --> 00:38:05,560
Search every temple,
community center, and...
693
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:08,230
(SIGHS) And mosque.
694
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:13,810
Just be respectful. The FBI is already
surveilling them, you know that.
695
00:38:15,310 --> 00:38:16,310
Copy.
696
00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:23,140
WOMAN: Please enjoy the party.
697
00:38:23,230 --> 00:38:25,180
(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)
698
00:38:25,270 --> 00:38:27,890
-KAMALA: And that's why you vote for...
-Party, party, party.
699
00:38:27,980 --> 00:38:29,810
KAMALA: She's the change that we need.
700
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:33,140
And, um, can we go back
to my great-grandmother?
701
00:38:33,230 --> 00:38:34,930
Oh, your great-grandmother.
702
00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:36,640
My family knew her.
703
00:38:36,770 --> 00:38:38,350
Many people knew her.
704
00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:40,680
And probably wished that they hadn't.
705
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,680
Why? What do you mean?
706
00:38:42,890 --> 00:38:44,850
You have a good mother, Kamala.
707
00:38:45,180 --> 00:38:48,600
She did not deserve the shame this woman
brought to her family.
708
00:38:48,810 --> 00:38:50,770
What kind of shame are we talking here?
709
00:38:51,020 --> 00:38:53,520
My father called her a snake.
710
00:38:54,060 --> 00:38:56,770
She put a curse on everything she touched.
711
00:38:56,890 --> 00:38:57,890
Curse?
712
00:38:58,890 --> 00:39:01,100
I heard that she had a secret affair.
713
00:39:01,180 --> 00:39:02,390
And took off with someone.
714
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:05,520
I heard she had many affairs
and she had a secret family.
715
00:39:05,680 --> 00:39:07,390
-I heard she killed a man.
-(GASPING)
716
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:08,480
Dead.
717
00:39:09,890 --> 00:39:11,020
Happened during Partition.
718
00:39:22,890 --> 00:39:24,560
(CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING)
719
00:39:28,890 --> 00:39:29,930
(SCREAMS)
720
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,810
(SHRIEKS) Somebody help me!
721
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:35,560
Please! Mom! Dad!
722
00:39:35,850 --> 00:39:37,390
-Help me!
-MAN 1: There's a boy up there.
723
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,480
WOMAN 1: Oh, my God!
724
00:39:39,850 --> 00:39:41,850
WOMAN 2: What do we do?
WOMAN 3: Who is that?
725
00:39:41,930 --> 00:39:42,980
BOY: Help!
726
00:39:43,060 --> 00:39:45,180
-Help me! Please!
-Someone call 9-1-1!
727
00:39:45,270 --> 00:39:46,390
-Oh, my God!
-MAN 2: Hameed!
728
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:48,310
-Call for help.
-That's Hameed! Please help.
729
00:39:48,430 --> 00:39:49,520
Hold on, beta.
730
00:39:49,600 --> 00:39:50,980
MAN 3: Somebody help!
WOMAN 3: Help!
731
00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:53,810
WOMAN 4: Hold on, hold on!
MAN 4: Someone call the police!
732
00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:57,140
MAN 5: Someone's gotta help him.
733
00:39:57,350 --> 00:39:59,680
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-MAN 6: There must be another way in.
734
00:40:03,810 --> 00:40:05,390
-(SCREAMS)
-(ALL GASPING)
735
00:40:06,480 --> 00:40:08,270
Hey, where's Kamala?
736
00:40:08,430 --> 00:40:10,020
Think she went home with her parents.
737
00:40:12,230 --> 00:40:14,600
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
738
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:23,600
Help me, please! Someone help!
739
00:40:23,730 --> 00:40:24,930
I can't hold on.
740
00:40:25,390 --> 00:40:27,180
I'm coming. I'm coming!
741
00:40:27,270 --> 00:40:28,560
Yo! It's Night light.
742
00:40:28,640 --> 00:40:31,180
-(CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING)
-(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
743
00:40:31,640 --> 00:40:32,980
MAN 7: Don't worry, Hameed.
744
00:40:33,060 --> 00:40:35,890
I shouldn't have climbed
all the way up here. Why did I do this?
745
00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:37,890
Hey, you're not gonna fall. Okay?
746
00:40:37,980 --> 00:40:40,020
Just calm down and think happy thoughts.
747
00:40:40,100 --> 00:40:42,520
Like, what's your favorite thing?
748
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,480
-What?
-Something you like.
749
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:46,350
-Something I like?
-Yeah.
750
00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:48,980
Yeah, let's focus on that.
Do you have a favorite food?
751
00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:50,100
Ice cream pizza.
752
00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:51,310
-Come on.
-BOY: She's gonna save him!,
753
00:40:51,430 --> 00:40:52,430
MAN 8: Please help him!
754
00:40:53,180 --> 00:40:54,850
Is that two foods or one food?
755
00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,890
One. I put ice cream on pizza.
756
00:40:57,100 --> 00:40:58,680
Did someone say ice cream pizza?
757
00:40:59,390 --> 00:41:01,560
-HAMEED: I like the flavors.
-That's really gross.
758
00:41:01,810 --> 00:41:03,100
Yeah, we can work with that.
759
00:41:03,180 --> 00:41:07,730
Now just think of a nice plate
or bowl of ice cream pizza.
760
00:41:09,850 --> 00:41:11,270
(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
761
00:41:12,390 --> 00:41:13,430
(GASPS)
762
00:41:13,520 --> 00:41:16,140
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(WHIMPERING)
763
00:41:16,350 --> 00:41:18,100
This is insane, he's going to fall.
764
00:41:18,180 --> 00:41:19,680
No, no, no, no. She'll get him.
765
00:41:22,230 --> 00:41:23,770
-(SCREAMS)
-No!
766
00:41:32,810 --> 00:41:33,850
MAN 9: Are you seeing this?
767
00:41:36,180 --> 00:41:38,100
-(CROWD GASPING)
-WOMAN 5: No!
768
00:41:38,180 --> 00:41:39,230
I'll get you.
769
00:41:39,310 --> 00:41:41,180
-(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
-MAN 10: Call an ambulance!
770
00:41:43,230 --> 00:41:45,350
WOMAN 6: She got him.
MAN 11: That was close.
771
00:41:45,430 --> 00:41:47,600
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)
772
00:41:48,430 --> 00:41:49,430
WOMAN 7: Did you see that?
773
00:41:52,310 --> 00:41:54,060
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
774
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,180
-You good?
-Yeah.
775
00:42:08,060 --> 00:42:10,230
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
776
00:42:15,730 --> 00:42:16,980
I've got you, okay?
777
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:24,890
(INDISTINCT VOICES)
778
00:42:29,890 --> 00:42:31,140
-(SCREAMING)
-(CROWD EXCLAIMS)
779
00:42:34,930 --> 00:42:37,140
(BOTH GRUNTING)
780
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:41,730
HAMEED: My ankle.
781
00:42:41,810 --> 00:42:43,980
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
782
00:42:44,060 --> 00:42:46,230
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-(SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE)
783
00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:50,980
(WHIMPERS SOFTLY)
784
00:42:51,060 --> 00:42:53,810
MAN 12: Is he going to be okay?
MAN 13: How did she do that?
785
00:42:53,890 --> 00:42:55,770
SHEIKH ABDULLAH: Help is on the way, son.
786
00:43:07,310 --> 00:43:09,140
-(SIREN WAILING)
-(BREATHING HEAVILY)
787
00:43:15,930 --> 00:43:17,230
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
788
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:20,390
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING, WARBLING)
789
00:43:22,060 --> 00:43:23,310
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
790
00:43:34,480 --> 00:43:36,890
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
-(WEAPONS CHARGING)
791
00:43:37,020 --> 00:43:38,020
DEEVER: Freeze!
792
00:43:38,390 --> 00:43:40,020
Hold it right where you are!
793
00:43:44,560 --> 00:43:46,680
(EXCLAIMS, PANTING)
794
00:43:51,270 --> 00:43:53,180
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
795
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:55,890
MAN 1: Go, go, go.
796
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:57,890
-Get in!
-Kamran.
797
00:43:59,520 --> 00:44:01,350
-(ENGINE REVVING)
-(TIRES SCREECHING)
798
00:44:05,850 --> 00:44:08,310
MAN 2: Let's get eyes up. Where'd she go?
MAN 3: We lost her.
799
00:44:08,390 --> 00:44:09,930
MAN 4: Bravo, we got nothing.
800
00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:12,810
(GRUNTS, PANTING)
801
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:14,520
WOMAN: Kamala.
802
00:44:16,020 --> 00:44:19,140
I've been waiting
a very long time to meet you.
803
00:44:22,060 --> 00:44:23,480
I'd like you to meet my mom.
58853
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