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I realize that I haven't
Been listening to you.
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Well... Let me finish.
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I kept thinking that
If I left you alone,
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It'd be like giving up on us.
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The only chance we have
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Is if I do, in fact,
Leave you alone
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Don't change your whole life
Because of a 3-day relationship.
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What if it doesn't work?
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That's the difference
Between me and you...
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I'm willing to bet on a hunch.
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Well, I can't too that.
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W-what's going on out there?
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Ashley's moving day,
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Also known as the
Greatest day of my life.
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Not so rough!
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That's an armoire,
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Or didn't they have
Nice furniture in prison?
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I know. I know what
You're thinking.
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But even if you could
Get her into the armoire,
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You'd never get away with it.
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Hey, you remember that champagne
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That ashley got us
When she moved in?
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Yeah, we can finally open it.
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Yeah, you know
What? Good riddance.
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If she's gonna run away
From her feelings for me,
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Then so be it.
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Ashley: you're a mover.
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Why don't you
Start with your ass?
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I think I'm gonna make
The mover some mimosas.
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the recall of some
Novelty condoms.
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the manufacturers of the
Glow-in-the-dark condom
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"The light saber"
Have issued an alert.
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The light saber has been
Proven to be only 50% effective.
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apparently, the
Dyes that they used
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to make the condom glow
Also make them porous.
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Light saber?
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Hey, irene, I have
A surprise for you.
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Turn off the light.
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Okay.
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Oh, help me, obi-wan kenobi!
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You're my only hope!
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I hope irene is on the
Glow-in-the-dark pill.
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Hey, I know you guys have
Been working really hard,
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So I brought you some lemonade
And you some deodorant.
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Hey, ash?
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Anything I can do
To help you move?
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Oh, johnny, that is so sweet.
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Yeah, the sooner you're
Out, the sooner we're in.
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Of course, we're
Gonna have to paint.
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Boy, how some people live.
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Why are you guys moving
Back in here anyway?
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Isn't it about time you
Loaded up the truck
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And moved to beverly?
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Tell her, honey.
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T-there's nothing to tell.
Just a couple days late.
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What?!
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I knocked her up.
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Anyway, nothing has
Been confirmed yet.
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Are you sure that you're late?
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Because you and I are...
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You know...
Synchronized swimmers.
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You don't have to use
Euphemisms in front of him.
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He's comfortable with
Talking about "The visit."
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Wow, you're pregnant, too.
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No, I am definitely not pregnant
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Because I'm about
To start a residency
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3,000 miles away at stanford,
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And if I were pregnant, that
Would complicate things.
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Therefore, I'm not.
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That'll be a good story to
Tell your illegitimate baby.
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Besides, I'm on the pill,
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Even though I'm not
Entirely committed to it.
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W-well, have you talked
To pete about this?
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No, I'm not going
To talk to pete
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Because I'm not pregnant.
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If you were, it'd be great.
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Your kid could
Look down on our kid,
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And our kid could walk
Your kid to therapy.
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Ash, I don't know if I'm
Ready for being pregnant.
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You know, I just started a
Job that I absolutely love.
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On the other hand, I
Wouldn't have to work.
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Well, all this talk
Is kind of pointless
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Until you know for sure.
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Yeah, you're right. Thank you.
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Uhh! Ooh!
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What is it?
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The baby... I think
I just felt it kick.
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Pete, I need a favor.
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Could you ask irene
For a cup of urine?
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Why?
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Are we out?
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What's going on?
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I need a sample to find
Out if she's pregnant.
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What?!
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Oh, my god, berg, this
Is bad. This is really bad.
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It doesn't get worse than this.
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Ho-ho-ho! I don't know.
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I'm not the one going
To get the pee-pee.
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Hurry up.
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Okay, um, "A"... Eew, no way!
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"B"... Use your own cup!
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Fine, then you forced
Me to go to plan "B."
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Avoid the bathroom!
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I'm rigging the toilet.
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You can do it, sharon.
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Having a career
And being a mother
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Are not mutually exclusive.
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You just won't excel at either.
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Yeah, well, I heard pregnancy
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Makes your feet
Grow half a size.
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Look at these boats!
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God... My body will
Never be the same.
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And their bodies will
Never be the same.
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But their boobs get bigger.
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Yeah, but you have to
Get in line behind the baby.
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All right, that's
Work. I gotta go.
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Before you drive yourself
Nuts, go over there,
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Tell her the
Truth, and find out.
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She'll think it's some
Desperate stunt to get her back!
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I'm not gotta start
Some big drama with irene
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Until I'm is sure there
Some big drama with irene.
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What are you gonna
Do if she is pregnant?
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Pete, I love her, okay?
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And if she is and she wants me,
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I'm gonna do the right thing.
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Of course, if she isn't,
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I'll high-five
Everyone in boston!
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Listen, either way it turns out,
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Good luck, okay?
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Thanks, man.
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You got it.
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Man, am I glad I'm not you!
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This is so weird.
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I mean, what are the chances
Of both of us being pregnant?
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Well, not very likely.
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That's another reason
I'm sure it's only you.
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Will you take a test with me?
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Okay, fine, but I gotta
Stop and get a bigger bra.
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I do not know what's
Going on with these babies.
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Come on, irene!
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Open up! I know you're in there!
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Fine, have it your way!
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And... Left hand!
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Hey, roger.
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Wow. Some where there's
A naked g.I. Joe doll.
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I'll have you know I'm
In the army reserves.
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What do they use you for...
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To deliver magazines
To the front?
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Berg, you promised me
You would leave me alone.
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Irene, just let
Me break his neck.
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It'll take two seconds.
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That's okay. I can handle this.
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Now, you just go play war.
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Hey, berg... Sleep tight,
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But sleep with one eye open.
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Cckk!
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I sleep in pete's room!
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What do you want?
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Did you catch the news today?
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Well, I caught the
Ex-boyfriend report...
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Partly irritating today
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With a good chance of annoying
For the rest of the week.
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Just wait a second. You
Don't have cable, right?
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I did until I found out
I was getting it free.
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Then I had it disconnected.
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Well, I thought you
Might like to know
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That the history
Channel is airing a special
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On the sinking of the titanic.
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I love the titanic.
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You know, I died on
That ship in a past life.
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I was a baroness from austria
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Who was wrestled from my
Rightful seat on the lifeboat
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By a haberdasher named peterson.
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I remember you saying that once,
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And somehow, it
Just stuck with me.
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Anyway, I thought you might
Like to watch it at my place.
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Hey, maybe you'll see
Some of your old friends.
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This is just a ploy to get
Me to spend time with you.
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No, I won't even be there.
I won't even be there.
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Sit down, enjoy the
Show, have a snack,
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Relieve yourself,
And you're out.
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We got her under
Control, fellas!
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Is everybody out?
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Two unaccounted for, sir.
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Okay, we've got men
Inside this building.
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I'll go.
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It's too dangerous.
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You're due to retire next week.
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I know. I hate my wife.
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That building's not gonna
Hold, and I lost donnelly.
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Johnny's inside?
I'm going back in.
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Okay, dunville.
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Godspeed.
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Thanks.
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Now that's a hero.
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You don't see courage
Like that every day.
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I-I had... I had a
Pebble in my boot.
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Johnny!
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Johnny!
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Johnny!
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Oh, hey, a quarter.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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It's hot! Ow!
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Ow!
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Johnny!
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Pete? I'm in here!
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Johnny, are you hurt?
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A little.
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I thought you guys
Left without me.
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We can't.
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You have the keys to the truck.
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Listen, I'm gonna get you
Out of here, all right?
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You're not gonna die!
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Yeah? Good.
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Can't die on the day I found
Out sharon's pregnant.
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What?! Oh, god!
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I'm sorry. Congratulations.
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Well, it's not for sure yet,
But I got a powerful seed.
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Seems to be a lot of that
Going around in the building.
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So, ashley told you she
Forgot to take her pill?
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Ow!!
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What?!
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She's not pregnant.
How do you know?
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'cause she said she
Doesn't want to be.
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Ooh! A nickel!
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Johnny, I wouldn't... Aaah!
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Oh, man, it burns!
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Yeah... I'll use this.
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Pete hasn't made jell-o in ages.
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Coming!
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Ooh! Ahh!
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Hey, has the titanic
Thing started?
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No, but there's two pitchers
Of iced tea in the fridge,
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And the bathroom's
Right over there.
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I know where your bathroom is.
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And if you don't want
The tea, there's coffee,
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Lemonade, juice,
Lots of, uh, juice.
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And the bathroom?
Right over there.
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You already said that.
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And I set out a
Bowl of warm water
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In case you want to
Soak your cuticles.
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It's about to start.
You said you'd leave.
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Right. Before I do,
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Let me turn on my
Serenity fountain.
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Isn't that nice?
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I can't believe they put
The pregnancy-test kits
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Right next to the tampons.
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It's like their
Cruel little joke.
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So... Which way are you leaning?
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You want the one with
The baby on the box
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Or the dancing lady with a life?
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I don't know.
Something in between.
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Gimme the sunset.
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Oh, gosh, the sunset's $50.
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Oh, well, here's one that's $5,
256
00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:11,529
And it's... 30% accurate.
257
00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:14,198
Yeah, you know,
Gimme the $50 one.
258
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,368
That ought to wipe the
Grin off johnny's face.
259
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,636
Hey, um, ash?
260
00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:22,072
Are you sure you don't
Want to take a test?
261
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,809
I'm telling you,
I'm not pregnant.
262
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,411
I'm just starving.
263
00:12:26,446 --> 00:12:28,691
That's the third
Candy bar you've had.
264
00:12:28,715 --> 00:12:31,749
Well, it helps get the taste
Of pickles out of my mouth.
265
00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,652
Oh, hi! Oh, what
A cute little girl!
266
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:36,020
What's your name?
267
00:12:37,791 --> 00:12:38,956
Oh... Isabella.
268
00:12:38,991 --> 00:12:41,270
Oh, look how she
Clings to her mommy.
269
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,627
She does that all day.
270
00:12:42,662 --> 00:12:46,331
All day... My god. How
Do you pry her off?
271
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,444
Well, I think she's beautiful.
272
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,201
Thank you. Once you have kids,
273
00:12:50,236 --> 00:12:52,403
You can't imagine
Your life without them.
274
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,372
I'm having a baby!
275
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,707
Congratulations!
276
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:57,886
I hope she looks
Just like isabella!
277
00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,377
What if it's a boy?
278
00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:00,532
It's a girl.
279
00:13:05,051 --> 00:13:06,751
Hello?
280
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,419
What?
281
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,055
We'll be right there.
That was the paramedics.
282
00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,458
Pete and johnny
Got caught in a fire.
283
00:13:13,493 --> 00:13:15,404
They're at the
Hospital. Let's go.
284
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,495
Okay, you go get the car,
285
00:13:17,530 --> 00:13:21,098
And I'm gonna get some pretzels.
286
00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,536
Hey, hey, hey, ho!
Where you going?!
287
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:27,717
I drank two quarts of tea.
288
00:13:27,741 --> 00:13:29,752
I really need to
Use my bathroom.
289
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:31,242
Use the bathroom
In my apartment!
290
00:13:31,277 --> 00:13:33,356
Some numbnut put
A bowl in the toilet.
291
00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:37,615
Oh, my god, what did I
Put in the dishwasher?
292
00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:40,017
Berg, what is going on here?
293
00:13:40,052 --> 00:13:42,219
Okay, okay, all right, look,
294
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:46,323
Do you remember when we used
Those glow-in-the-dark condoms?
295
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:47,324
Yeah?
296
00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:49,394
It turns out a magic shop
297
00:13:49,429 --> 00:13:52,764
Isn't the best place
To buy contraception.
298
00:13:52,799 --> 00:13:55,065
What are you talking about?
299
00:13:55,101 --> 00:13:58,168
Well, they're sort of defective.
300
00:13:58,204 --> 00:14:00,872
What?! How defective?!
301
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:03,775
They should have called
Them "Whiffle condom."
302
00:14:03,810 --> 00:14:07,077
What took you so
Long to tell me?!
303
00:14:07,113 --> 00:14:09,414
Well, I hoping I
Wouldn't have to.
304
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:12,850
I didn't want to upset you. I
Know how much you worry.
305
00:14:12,886 --> 00:14:15,953
So that's why you were
Trying to take my tinkle?
306
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:20,658
Yeah.
307
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:25,095
That's the sweetest thing
Anyone's ever done for me.
308
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:28,866
Listen, irene, if
You are pregnant,
309
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,769
I want you to know something.
310
00:14:31,805 --> 00:14:33,905
I want to marry you.
311
00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:37,809
Berg... You are the
Mani thought you were,
312
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,912
And maybe I could learn
To start trusting you again.
313
00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,380
And this would be
Such a special moment
314
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:46,116
If I didn't have to go
To the bathroom so bad!
315
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,384
Irene! Wait!
316
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:48,486
What?
317
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:50,354
Save me a little.
318
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,026
Oh, pete! I'm so glad
You're not hurt!
319
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,528
Not hurt?!
320
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:00,230
I've got "In god we trust"
Burned into my hand!
321
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:01,844
I was so worried about you.
322
00:15:01,868 --> 00:15:03,233
I was fine.
323
00:15:03,269 --> 00:15:04,635
Don't ever do that again!
324
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,849
I will not raise a
Child on my own!
325
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,405
Shar, are you?
326
00:15:08,441 --> 00:15:10,842
No, no, no, I haven't
Taken the test,
327
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,197
But I'm starting
To hope that I am.
328
00:15:14,514 --> 00:15:17,414
Ashley?
329
00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:20,651
Is there something
That you need to tell me?
330
00:15:20,687 --> 00:15:23,387
Oh... Yeah.
331
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:26,090
Sharon might be pregnant.
332
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,294
No, no... Something about you?
333
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:33,764
Am I gonna be the
Father of satan's spawn?
334
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,399
Well, I don't know.
335
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,234
I didn't take the
Test yet, either.
336
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,971
All right, well, look,
337
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:42,773
I just want to let you
Know that if you are,
338
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,987
Then I'm gonna
Do the right thing.
339
00:15:45,011 --> 00:15:47,111
You'll marry me?
340
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:51,415
No! I'll get an attorney
And fight for custody.
341
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:55,219
I just want to be there
For you and the baby.
342
00:15:55,254 --> 00:15:58,288
Pete, we've been over
This. I am going to california.
343
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,658
Being pregnant
Doesn't change anything.
344
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:03,995
Yeah, I wanna hear you say
That when the baby's crowning.
345
00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,597
There is no point in
Arguing about this right now.
346
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:08,711
You go in there
And take your test.
347
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:11,055
I'll go to the chapel
And pray I'm sterile.
348
00:16:19,779 --> 00:16:21,846
Hi. Hey.
349
00:16:21,881 --> 00:16:24,081
I want you to know I
Broke up with roger.
350
00:16:24,116 --> 00:16:25,816
Really? Yeah.
351
00:16:25,852 --> 00:16:27,385
I couldn't date him
352
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,720
Knowing my heart truly
Belonged to someone else.
353
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:32,656
Oh... I also took
A pregnancy test.
354
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,860
I might have led with that one.
355
00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:38,362
Berg, I know I've put
You through a lot,
356
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:39,830
But in doing so,
357
00:16:39,866 --> 00:16:42,366
I've seen what an excellent
Partner you'd make,
358
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,536
And I consider
Myself a very lucky...
359
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:47,471
Yeah! Lucky!
360
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:49,973
Get to the point.
361
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:55,279
That being said...
No, I'm not with child.
362
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,850
Oh, god. Oh, my god.
363
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,084
Thank god!
364
00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:03,153
Thank god!!
365
00:17:04,957 --> 00:17:06,690
You're happy too, right?
366
00:17:06,726 --> 00:17:08,859
Oh, my god, yes! Thank you!
367
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:12,129
Now, how do you celebrate
Not being pregnant?
368
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:15,866
No! No!
369
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:17,334
What? Come on!
370
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:21,204
I just got some "Silence
Of the lambskins."
371
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:33,484
Well?
372
00:17:33,519 --> 00:17:36,754
Oh. Well, you know
What that means?
373
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,791
It means we'll just have
To try again and again
374
00:17:40,827 --> 00:17:42,660
And again and again.
375
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:47,731
Ashley?
376
00:17:47,767 --> 00:17:49,399
Yes.
377
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:58,609
Yes, your name is ashley?
378
00:17:58,644 --> 00:18:00,578
Yes.
379
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:03,046
Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
380
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:06,216
Well, y-you're
Gonna stay, right?
381
00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:09,119
I thought about
This. I can't stay.
382
00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:12,590
You get back in there
And think some more!
383
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,736
Pete, my plane
Leaves in an hour.
384
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,839
I will call you from california.
385
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,732
I can't let her leave!
386
00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,512
Pete, what are you gonna do?
387
00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,168
I don't know,
388
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:28,438
But I can't let the
Dingo take my baby.
389
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,445
Pete: and as a special treat,
390
00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:36,581
here are the endings
You didn't pick.
391
00:18:43,322 --> 00:18:45,723
Well?
392
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:48,860
Oh...
393
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,328
Ashley?
394
00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:55,533
Oh, thank god!
395
00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:59,570
Thank god you're barren.
396
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,005
I say we get drunk.
397
00:19:01,040 --> 00:19:02,673
I got a plane to catch.
398
00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:05,242
Ashley, hold up. Hold on. Gosh.
399
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:08,145
Oh, we're gonna miss
You. Aren't we, johnny?
400
00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,780
Huh?
401
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,250
Oh, yeah. Yes.
402
00:19:15,388 --> 00:19:17,221
I also took a pregnancy test.
403
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:19,724
I might have led with that one.
404
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:21,959
Berg, I know I've put
You through a lot,
405
00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,427
But in doing so,
406
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:25,563
I've seen what an excellent
Partner you'd make,
407
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,733
And I consider
Myself a very lucky...
408
00:19:28,768 --> 00:19:29,901
Yeah! Lucky!
409
00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:33,037
Get to the point.
410
00:19:33,072 --> 00:19:38,910
That being said...
Yes, I am with child.
411
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:42,246
Wow.
412
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,984
I know.
413
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:49,987
Okay, um... Come here.
414
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,767
Listen, I want you to know
415
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,769
That I'm gonna be there for you.
416
00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:56,861
Okay? You don't have
To worry about a thing.
417
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,696
I will be a great daddy.
418
00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:01,032
That's all fine and dandy,
419
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,466
But it might be roger's!
420
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,148
Ashley?
421
00:20:18,184 --> 00:20:21,085
Oh, thank god!
422
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:24,154
Thank god you're barren.
423
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,591
Sharon?
424
00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:29,994
Yes, daddy?
425
00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:34,799
Daddy... I'm a daddy.
426
00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,767
I'm gonna have a son!
427
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:40,071
It's a girl.
428
00:20:40,106 --> 00:20:41,839
Congratulations, guys.
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