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All right, volunteers, line up!
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All right!
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I've moved the
Truck up the street
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In preparation for
Today's exercise.
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Is there anyone here
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Who hasn't had a chance to
Read the truck manual yet?
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Frankie, frankie, frankie...
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Do me a favor... Run
Back to the station.
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Next to the helmet
Rack, you'll see a mirror.
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I want you to look
Into that mirror
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And see what failure looks like!
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Move!
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Go!
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Is there anyone else
Here to waste my time?
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I didn't think so.
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Now... The truck is not a toy.
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It is to be treated
With two parts respect,
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One part fear, and
Just a dash of awe.
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Now, can anyone tell me
The four steps I went through
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To secure the truck
After I parked it?
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Yes, johnny.
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Aren't there five steps?
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I'm sorry, are you
Wearing the whistle?
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I just... No more questions.
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Uh, pete... Quiet down!
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Rodriguez, you're
Riding shotgun.
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Look out!!
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I appreciate your
Enthusiasm, johnny,
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But his job is... Aaaah!!
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Aaaah!!
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Whoa!
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Are you okay?
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I landed on my whistle.
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Sharon!
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Hey.
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How are you?
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I'm good.
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Come here.
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Ohhh!
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Okay.
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Now, how are you?
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I was good, but now
I'm a little creeped out.
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What are you so
Happy about, rain man?
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Today I almost died.
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Underachiever.
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You make me laugh.
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Thank you for that.
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Back up. What do you
Mean you almost died?
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I saved pete from
Getting hit by a truck.
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I feel like I should do
Something special for your guys.
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Pete, we do not
Want you to do that.
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Treat you to a weekend
At the hotel royale.
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Make it a room
Overlooking the bay.
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Pete, are you sure?
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Yes! Shh!
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We have not had a chance
To celebrate our anniversary.
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Absolutely. It's
The least I can do.
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You know what? This
Couldn't be better timing.
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I almost went and
Bought shampoo.
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Hi, roger.
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Hey, irene.
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I'm sorry to bother you,
But it would really help us
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If you start putting a
Hyphen in the 9-digit zip code.
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I covered for you on this one.
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Thank you. I owe you one.
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Go out with me.
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Hey, irene, I've been
Wanting to talk to you.
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Oh, goody!
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Tell me about that
Girl you kissed.
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I never get tired of
Hearing about that.
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What's it gonna
Take to get past this?
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There is no getting past this.
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You're out on your
Keister, meister.
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It's the last rhyme
You're gonna get.
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Irene...
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You ought to move to sturbridge.
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'cause as of next week,
That's where your mail's going.
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Oh, yeah. I can do that.
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Oh, I know.
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Just not on time.
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Hi. Yes. Hello.
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Can I speak to
Dr. Ashley walker?
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She's in surgery?
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Oh, my god, what
Happened? Is she all right?
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Of course she is. Right.
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A-a message? Yeah.
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Uh, tell her peter...
Rabbitson called.
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That's it.
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Irene and I are over.
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Berg, I almost got hit
By a firetruck today.
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You know, that's the
Problem with firetrucks.
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You need some sort of
Warning that they're coming.
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Are you... Are you okay?
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When that truck was
Barreling towards me,
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My entire life flashed
Before my eyes.
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The last image I
Saw was a woman.
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I think it's the woman
I'm supposed to be with,
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But it's crazy.
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It wasn't my mom, was it?
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No.
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It wasn't irene, was it?
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No.
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It doesn't matter who it is.
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Are you sure it wasn't my mom?
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No!
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It was ashley.
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Are you crazy?!
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A near-death
Experience wouldn't lie.
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Unless it was trying to lull you
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Into another
Near-death experience.
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Pete, I don't know
If you realize,
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But this is my ex-girlfriend
We're talking about.
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I know it sounds crazy,
But there's something there.
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It's like I wake
Up in the morning,
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And I think of this
Really great insult,
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And I can't wait
To say it to her.
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Then I go, and I do,
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And she says something
Back even meaner,
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Then we start to go at it,
It gets hotter and hotter
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Until I feel like
I'm gonna explode!
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And then it's over
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And I'm left with this
Feeling of total peace.
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Yeah, but then you gotta
Wait, like, another hour
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Before you can argue again.
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Pete, I think you're
Forgetting one thing...
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Ashley hates you.
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No. You're wrong. You're wrong.
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I can either sit around here
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And wonder what's gonna
Happen to the rest of my life,
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Or I can go out there
And do something.
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I cannot believe that
Bathroom! It has a phone and a tv!
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I know! And I love
That foot massager.
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Sweetie, that's a shoe shiner.
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What about that water
Fountain next to the toilet?
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Honey, that's a
Bidet. It's for women.
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It's big in france.
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Oh, a lady's fountain.
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You want something to
Drink from the mini bar?
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You know pete's only
Paying for the room?
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And the mini bar goes
On the room bill...
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pete's room bil.
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Put that back.
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We should not take
Advantage of pete's generosity.
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I saved pete's life. He
Wants me to be happy.
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Come on, have a drink.
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You can watch anything
You want on pay-per-view.
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Look, look, look... They
Got that richard gere movie.
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You know I won't like that.
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You do not fight fair.
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Hey.
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Good evening. Your champagne.
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Oooh!
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"Live life to the
Fullest. Love, pete."
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So as it is written,
So it shall be done!
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If that's what pete wants.
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Thanks.
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Will there be anything else?
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Yes, my good man.
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Give yourself $10 and
Put it on the room bill.
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I'm afraid I can't do that, sir.
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In that case,
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Take any two drinks
From the mini bar.
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Ashley, I need to talk
To you for a second.
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Pete, keep it down.
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These people are
Trying to sleep.
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They suffer from insomnia.
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Dude, I am so tired.
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I haven't slept in three
Weeks. It's horrible.
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I just sit in this bed and
Eat candy and drink coffee.
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Come here. Come here.
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Look, I just...
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I need to get
Something off my chest.
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It's one hair... Just pluck it.
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Ashley, I know we like
Taking shots at one another,
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But can you just be
Serious for one second?
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This is important. What?
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Right before johnny pulled
Me out of the way of that truck,
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A vision of my future
Flashed before my eyes.
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So?
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It was you.
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All right?
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A-and this isn't
Easy for me to say,
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But in my heart, I believe that
There's something between us,
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And I think we owe it to
Ourselves to explore it.
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Wow! Pete, you really mean this.
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Yeah.
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Well, in that
Case, in my heart...
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And this isn't easy
For me either...
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I hate you, and I'm
Moving to california.
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Wow!
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What do you know? That was easy.
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I open up to you,
And this is what I get?
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Pete, come on!
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You don't have any
Real feelings for me.
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I'm just the only woman
Left in the building
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You haven't tried
To get on top of.
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Now I remembered why
I saved you for last.
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Please, pete. Come on!
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Okay. Message received.
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You're available.
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Hey.
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Katie, hey. I'm glad
You could make it.
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Well, I was surprised
To hear from you.
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I mean, after last time.
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I was afraid you'd get the
Wrong impression when I said I, uh,
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Well, that there was
Nothing between us
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And I never wanted
To see you again.
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So, what changed?
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Well, uh, my girlfriend
Broke up with me.
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And I didn't want to
Sit around wondering
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For the rest of my life...
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Maybe this is too soon.
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No, it's fine. I'm
Glad you called.
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You look very cute.
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Thank you.
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You know, you were my
Big high-school crush.
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In ninth grade, I decided
I would save it for you.
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Really?
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Well.
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In ninth grade, I was saving
It for mary lou retton.
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Now, uh, how long did
You hold on to your plan?
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Still holding.
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What?
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I'm still saving
It for you, berg.
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Okay.
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Now, when you say, uh..."It,"
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Uh, do you mean... My flower.
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So, what do you want to do?
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Well, uh, we
Could... I don't know.
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We could sacrifice you
To ensure a good harvest.
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Okay. That's not
What I had in mind.
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Look, katie, clearly
I'm worth the wait,
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But isn't that kind
Of a long shot?
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I mean, you haven't seen
Me since high school.
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Okay, I have to confess.
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I've been watching
You for eight years.
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What do you... What do you mean?
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You know... Through binoculars.
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Oh, my god. Has it
Been eight years?
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That's just crazy.
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Yeah, I know.
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I mean, like, whoa! Crazy.
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So, uh, what made you
Finally decide to contact me?
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My mom wants grandkids.
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All right, so, you ready,
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Or do you need
Oysters or something?
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Look, katie, under
Normal circumstances
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I would love to
Take your flower.
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But, uh, the truth is, I can't,
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Because my girlfriend and
I... We got back together.
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You just told me
You broke up with her.
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Yes, I know. We're so
On-again and off-again.
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You see, I'm nuts, and you're
Obviously very grounded,
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So I should go.
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Well, maybe I should go ask her,
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And she'd confirm all this?
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00:12:39,159 --> 00:12:42,560
Well, on that note, I
Guess I'm gonna have to...
258
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:43,835
Oh, what's that?
259
00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:52,470
Oh, god.
260
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,573
Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.
261
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,842
Oh, how did you know?
262
00:12:57,878 --> 00:12:59,088
Okay!
263
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,411
Switch!
264
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:04,615
That's it! Party's over!
265
00:13:04,651 --> 00:13:07,752
You... Touchy, feely... Beat it!
266
00:13:07,788 --> 00:13:09,053
Pete, what's wrong?
267
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:11,990
Today I learned the world
Is not a beautiful place.
268
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,292
It's a cold, heartless
Place that mocks me.
269
00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:18,429
Man, you need to get
Away. That's what we did.
270
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:23,935
Look, when I offered
This place to you guys,
271
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,770
I was living for the moment.
272
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,773
Well, that moment has
Passed, so out you go!
273
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,745
Well, that was
Fun while it lasted.
274
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:37,949
Whoa, whoa! No, don't
Pack! We're not leaving.
275
00:13:37,984 --> 00:13:40,819
Johnny, it's over. Look
At the bright side...
276
00:13:40,854 --> 00:13:44,755
We had a few laughs, and you
Got a pillowcase full of soaps.
277
00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:47,170
Yesterday pete said
That life was short,
278
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:49,571
And we should live
It to the fullest.
279
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:51,996
Yes, and now he's
Canceling the room.
280
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:54,032
Let him. We'll pay for the room.
281
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:58,203
Could you repeat that
For verification purposes?
282
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,138
We are gonna pay for the room.
283
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:02,740
Sharon, we deserve
A nice anniversary.
284
00:14:02,775 --> 00:14:04,854
Unless you think
It's a bad idea.
285
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,110
No!
286
00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:08,546
No, johnny, I love it!
287
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:12,783
Oh, this is our best
First anniversary ever!
288
00:14:12,819 --> 00:14:14,585
Hey, hey, hey.
289
00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,521
Why don't we get in the
Whirlpool bath and watch tv?
290
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:18,522
Sounds good.
291
00:14:18,558 --> 00:14:19,924
Work up an appetite.
292
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:21,070
Sounds better.
293
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,793
Order some room service.
294
00:14:22,829 --> 00:14:24,195
We're not made of money.
295
00:14:32,138 --> 00:14:33,637
Germ?
296
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:36,607
Germ, what are you doing with
Your head under the covers?
297
00:14:36,642 --> 00:14:39,878
I swear, if you have
A magazine... Pete!
298
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:44,582
Ashley... Come dance with me.
299
00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,317
I can't. I-I'm working.
300
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,953
I'm a doctor with
Responsibilities.
301
00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,989
These people depend on me.
302
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:52,268
You wanna make out?
303
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,324
Sure.
304
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:04,635
I, um, I fell asleep.
305
00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,571
We know.
306
00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,009
You were showing off in
Front of the insomniacs.
307
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:17,782
Hey, what were
You dreaming about?
308
00:15:17,817 --> 00:15:20,151
Nothing. Why?
309
00:15:20,186 --> 00:15:25,689
Well, it sounded like no one
Under 17 should be admitted.
310
00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:28,126
It was not a dream.
It was a nightmare.
311
00:15:28,161 --> 00:15:29,260
Where are you going?
312
00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:30,406
To shoot myself.
313
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,896
All right. Good luck.
314
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:39,282
What do you want?
315
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,105
I need to talk to you.
316
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,019
Can't you come back
When I'm not here?
317
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:44,275
I realize you're upset,
318
00:15:44,311 --> 00:15:46,510
But what you said
Got me thinking.
319
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,147
Don't listen to me.
Forget everything I said.
320
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,548
I can't forget.
321
00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:53,151
Unlike you, I'm not
A mental midget.
322
00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:54,685
Okay. All right.
323
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,256
You come into my
Home, and you're rude.
324
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,791
Didn't they teach you
Anything in obedience school?
325
00:16:00,827 --> 00:16:02,126
What do you want?
326
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,140
Because of you and
Your stupid visions,
327
00:16:04,164 --> 00:16:06,084
I started having
Dreams about you.
328
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,900
You what?
329
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:11,669
I had one stupid dream,
330
00:16:11,704 --> 00:16:14,272
And I wanted you to know
It doesn't mean a thing.
331
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,975
It meant enough for
You to come down here
332
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:20,611
And gaze once again upon
The star of your lusty dream.
333
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,347
It wasn't lusty.
334
00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:24,915
It was disturbing...
Very, very disturbing.
335
00:16:24,951 --> 00:16:26,351
Why was it disturbing?
336
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:27,396
You were kissing me.
337
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,920
Why is that disturbing?
338
00:16:29,956 --> 00:16:31,322
Because I liked it.
339
00:16:35,695 --> 00:16:36,927
Owwww!
340
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,141
Who told you that
You could kiss me?
341
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:40,731
You said you liked it!
342
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,011
In my dreams!
343
00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,501
But...
344
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,137
If that's what you need
To do in order to realize
345
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,873
There are no genuine
Feelings between us,
346
00:16:48,908 --> 00:16:51,348
Then fine, kiss me.
347
00:16:57,417 --> 00:17:00,251
Owwwww!
348
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,289
You see? Nothing.
349
00:17:05,325 --> 00:17:07,169
Oh, what are you
Gonna do with that?
350
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,592
Owwww!
351
00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:11,595
Where have you been?!
352
00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:13,442
I've been calling for
The last half-hour.
353
00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,632
I know.
354
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,601
Thank heaven for a little
Thing called "Caller I.D."
355
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,204
Funny story... You
Remember "Comic book katie"?
356
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,051
Turns out she's
Certifiably insane.
357
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:23,474
Isn't that a gas?
358
00:17:23,510 --> 00:17:26,511
Anyway, I told her that we got
Back together to get rid of her,
359
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:29,080
And now she's on her way
Down here to talk to you.
360
00:17:29,115 --> 00:17:30,826
Can you cover for me, please?
361
00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:33,784
It'll be like putting on a show.
You love putting on shows.
362
00:17:33,819 --> 00:17:35,553
You're right, berg.
363
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:39,524
I would love to help
You in any way I can.
364
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,095
How's that for a show?
365
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:46,997
Berg: katie!
366
00:17:47,033 --> 00:17:48,144
Hi.
367
00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:49,267
Hi.
368
00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:53,404
So, here, uh... Here
We are just, uh...
369
00:17:53,440 --> 00:17:56,441
Just a happy, happy couple.
370
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:57,741
Shut up, berg!
371
00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,910
I want to hear it from her.
372
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:03,181
Okay... Katie.
373
00:18:03,216 --> 00:18:05,983
The truth is, we
Are not together.
374
00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:07,618
Liar!
375
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,388
But that doesn't mean
You have a chance with him.
376
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,722
You don't.
377
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,458
He thinks you're insane.
378
00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:15,193
He'll never tell you that,
379
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,962
Because he wants
Everyone to like him.
380
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:20,864
So I'll say what he's
Too cowardly to say.
381
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,333
Don't call him again.
382
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,202
Berg, is that true?
383
00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:27,705
You can call me on my birthday.
384
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,478
Well, thank you
For your honesty.
385
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,180
And to think... I
Was gonna kill you.
386
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:40,084
Oh, boy, honesty... I tell you,
387
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:42,620
I never would have
Thought of that.
388
00:18:42,655 --> 00:18:44,255
Bye, berg.
389
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:46,890
Just think one
Second here, irene.
390
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,426
Come on.
391
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,462
I realize that I was pretty
Selfish in our relationship,
392
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,297
But I can change.
393
00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:54,932
I swear I...
394
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,801
From now on, I will be
Completely honest with you.
395
00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:01,172
Irene...
396
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:05,610
Need me to bust some ass?
397
00:19:08,948 --> 00:19:11,582
It's okay, roger. I'll
Be there in a minute.
398
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:14,885
Okay.
399
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,987
You hurt her...
400
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:20,958
And I'll mush your face the
Way I mush your magazines.
401
00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,468
I'm sorry you had
To find out this way.
402
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:33,304
Whatever! You're just
Using him to get back at me.
403
00:19:33,339 --> 00:19:35,072
You are wrong. I like roger.
404
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:37,074
Unlike you, he will
Not break my heart.
405
00:19:37,109 --> 00:19:38,342
He is reliable.
406
00:19:38,378 --> 00:19:43,181
Neither rain nor sleet
Nor snow will keep him away.
407
00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:46,484
Look, you just
Look me in the eye
408
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:50,054
And you tell me that
You don't love me,
409
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,191
And I will never
Bother you again.
410
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:57,195
I have to go.
411
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:59,630
You didn't say no. You
Did not say no, irene!
412
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:00,906
Aaaah!
413
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,641
All right. Still
Feelin' nothin' for me?
414
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:11,877
Ehhh.
415
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,644
All right.
416
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:15,879
Then we have to do it again,
417
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,583
But this time,
Once we get going,
418
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,585
You can stop slapping me.
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