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Irene...
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I'm sure whatever
The mailbox said,
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It's sorry.
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No.
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I'm just rearranging
The mailboxes.
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I no longer wish mine
To be adjacent to berg's,
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That dirty-rotten, cheating,
Wench-kissing scallywag!
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Come on, irene.
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I mean, I know berg's a
Rapscallion, but a scallywag?
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I know berg kissed another girl
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But can't you just forgive him?
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No, I never want
To see him again.
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That's why when he
Comes out to get his mail,
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I will not be standing here.
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I will be standing over here!
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I should have just said
Hello and kept on walking.
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darling, if I gave
You 1,000 kisses,
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would you give me 1,001?
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only if you never stop
Calling me "Darling."
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oh, darling.
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Hey, whatcha watching?
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Just one of the
Best movies ever.
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Who's in it?
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I don't know who he is,
But her name is "Darling."
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Love was so simple then.
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Yeah, and just 'cause
You liked to dance
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Didn't mean you were a sissy.
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Did you know irene
Switched mailboxes?
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Yeah, I know. Now
You'll never see her.
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She won't even talk to me,
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And I think one of her
Cats gave me the finger.
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If you want irene back,
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You're gonna have
To win her over
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Take her someplace nice tonight.
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The med school's hosting
A yacht party tonight.
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Berg, go talk to her.
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Do you think the
Guy in your movie
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Would sit around
Bellyaching to his friend?
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No! He'd go tell the
Woman how he felt.
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You're right.
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What's the use in
Watching these movies
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If you don't learn anything?!
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I'm gonna go show irene
That I can be a man's man!
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But first I need a
Bath. I'm very tense.
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Well, look how
Nicely a rose grows
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When it's surrounded
By fertilizer.
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I was hoping we could talk.
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I have nothing to say.
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I know you won't forgive
Me, but you did promi
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That you'd go with me
To that residency mixer.
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And you promised
You'd be faithful to me!
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So... Whoa! Yeah.
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I know that I can't be trusted,
But you made a promise.
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I cannot go on a date with you.
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No, it's not a date.
It's not a date.
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It's for my career,
And, irene, pleas
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You said you'd go.
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Well, okay, as long
As it's not a date.
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Well, thank you. That's great.
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To show you how
Much I appreciate it,
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I'd like to buy you a dress.
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Oh, so now you think
You can buy me back
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By flashing some money in
My face, mr. Big-time doctor!
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No, I... No, irene, I just...
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Look, I look good in blue!
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Hey, shar.
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Listen, can I borrow your
Husband for the night?
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No, but I could
Give you something
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From the goody drawer.
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I'm trying to get this
Residency at stanford.
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I need a man to prove
How well-rounded I am.
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When were you hoping
To enter... Fall... 1952?
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Dr. Richards, the guy
Who chooses the residents,
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He likes people who are
In committed relationships.
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They're more dependable.
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Can I fool him and
Have your husband?
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Sorry, we're celebrating
Our anniversary.
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Oh, hey, why don't you ask pete?
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What if he already has plans?
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That's funny.
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You're right. I'll ask pete.
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Hello there, my charming
And wonderful friends.
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Why are you in such a good mood?
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Because tonight, I have a chance
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To prove to irene that
She was wrong about me.
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All I need is a great dress.
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You know, berg, with your shape,
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You really should wear pants.
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No, it's for irene,
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Unless I find
Something really sexy.
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Well, hey, honey.
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Hey, baby.
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Sorry, berg, I can't help you.
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See these rose petals? Just
Follow them out the door.
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Fine, I'll go dress
Shopping by myself.
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Buy yourself something pretty!
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Happy anniversary!
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Close your eyes!
Close your eyes!
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Time to unwrap your gift!
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I got some bad news.
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What is it?
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Promise not to hit me.
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Tell me.
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I have to go back to
The fire station tonight.
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What?!
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I'm low man on the totem pole.
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It's our anniversary!
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I told them that, and
They laughed at me,
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And now I gotta
Work christmas, too.
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Hey, pete.
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Um, would you do me a favor?
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Yeah, sure.
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You bend over, and
I'll pull out the stick
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I have to schmooze a
Bunch of doctors on a yacht,
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And I need a date.
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Berg's going to that.
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He told me he didn't want
The stanford residency!
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I think he's just
Going to be with irene.
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He knows I've already
Sabotaged all my competition,
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So he kept it from me.
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God, he's so conniving!
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So, will you come?
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What's in it for me?
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Maybe the captain will
Let you sit on his knee
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And steer the boat.
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All right, I'm in.
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Oh, hey, so, I hear you're up
For the stanford residency.
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Right now, I got
Way bigger problems.
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I need to buy irene a
Dress, and I just found out
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Dresses don't come in
"Small," "Medium," and "Large."
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They come in even sizes,
Unless you're at young miss
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Then they're odd sizes.
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I, uh, I used to
Work at a boutique.
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So, I guess it's really
Important to you
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That irene looks
Just right tonight.
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Oh, it is. It is. I want
This night to be perfect.
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Well, I still need a
Dress for myself.
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I could take irene
Shopping with me.
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You'd do that? And if so, why?
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Well...
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Something tells me that
Tonight won't be a success
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Unless irene looks just right.
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Thank you so much!
You are a lifesaver.
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Here's my credit card.
Sorry about the tape.
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Some clerk
Accidentally cut in half.
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Thompson!
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Shh! It's me!
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Thank god.
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For a second, I thought
The rumors were true.
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What are you doing here?
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I didn't want us
Going to bed mad.
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I didn't go to bed mad.
Chuck made banana splits.
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I wanted us to celebrate
Our anniversary.
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Oh, how sweet. Happy anniversary
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Okay, now scram.
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No, no, no, wait. I
Brought fun stuff.
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Get under here.
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Sweetie, you can't be
Here. I'm trying to work.
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Johnny, you were asleep.
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I don't make the
Orders. I just follow the
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Don't you even care that
You're gonna get me into trouble?
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You're overreacting. No
One will even know I'm here.
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It's okay.
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It's just... Me and thompson.
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Okay, just so we're clear,
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As far as everyone
Here is concerned
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You and I...
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♪ are sittin' in a
Tree, k-I-s-s-I-n-g ♪
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Who here needs to think
That I'm your boyfriend?
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The head of
Neurosurgery at stanford.
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He prefers candidates
Who are in relationships.
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It makes them seem dedicated.
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All right. All right, I got it.
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What the hell do you
Think you're doing?
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What? All committed
Couples do this.
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My parents do it all the time.
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Oh, here we go.
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Another story of
Grab-assing at the dunvilles'.
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I couldn't have asked
For a better night.
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Pete, could you give me a hand?
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So, what do you think?
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Tonight is gonna be
Perfect. Thank you so much.
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I wouldn't thank me just yet.
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Whoa, irene, that
Is such a hot tattoo!
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You should have walked
In here backwards!
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Thank you, peter.
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It's just a little something
I had done on a trip to india.
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Irene, you promised
That I was the only one
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Who could view the
Tiger of temptation.
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Just be glad I
Didn't get the dress
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That shows off the cobra.
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Off to mingle. Yah-da-da... Alon
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Ashley, could you come
Here for a second, please?
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Couldn't you have pointed irene
Towards a dress with a back?
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Oh, yes, I could have,
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But I wanted something
That said "Grrr."
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Look, I want stanford.
You're my competition.
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Take the residency!
I don't want it!
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All I wanted to do was spend
A romantic evening with irene,
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But it's a little difficult
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When everyone thinks
She's the entertainment.
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Look at that.
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She's already in
With dr. Richards.
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Did he just give her a dollar?
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Come on, come on, come on,
Come on, come on, come on.
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Okay, come on. Get in here.
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I am sorry.
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I was just trying to make
Our anniversary memorable.
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I'll always remember it
As the night you wet my bed
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And almost got me fired.
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You know, actually,
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I thought I was being
Pretty darn cute.
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Why couldn't you be
Cute tomorrow night?
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Because tomorrow night
Is not our anniversary.
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Don't you care that
Nothing turns out for us
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The way that it's supposed to?
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We got married on a roof,
Our house burned down,
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And I'm spending my
Anniversary in an ambulance.
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Well, the way I look at it is
I married the woman I love,
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We weren't in our house
When it burned down,
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And everything I want in life
Is right here in this ambulance.
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And I'm not just
Talking about the c.B.
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Well, when you put
It that way... Yeah.
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I'd be lying if I said
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It wasn't the best
Year of my life.
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God... How'd I get so lucky?
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Just wait and check this out.
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I wrote you a poem.
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"I look back over my life,
And I think of my hot wife."
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Aww. Go on.
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Well, that's it.
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This party sucks!
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You know, if I had my own boat,
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I'd let other people
Take a turn at the wheel.
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Okay, dr. Spawn, you start.
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Right! Okay!
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Okay, that's enough.
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Irene, can I have a
Word with you, please?
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Thank you. Carry on.
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What are you doing?
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I got these guys
Eating out of my hands!
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Sit down for a second here.
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You were supposed to be with me,
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Yet you're talking to
Every other person.
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I'm doing this for you.
What about the residency?
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Screw the residency! I
Want to spend time with you.
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Oh, so you brought me here
To romance me and win me back.
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Yeah!
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I guess I'm just an old softy.
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So you lied to me.
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00:13:10,323 --> 00:13:11,555
Well, yeah...
252
00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:13,191
Aren't our issues about trust?
253
00:13:13,226 --> 00:13:14,525
Wait, you're going so fast!
254
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,065
Finally, dr. Richards has
Torn himself from irene.
255
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,200
It's showtime.
256
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,369
All right, now, how
Long have we been dating?
257
00:13:25,405 --> 00:13:28,273
And do we swing?
258
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:30,108
I knew this was a mistake.
259
00:13:30,143 --> 00:13:31,487
You wanted the best,
So you came to the best.
260
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,689
I wanted the best,
But he was busy.
261
00:13:33,713 --> 00:13:34,913
What?
262
00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:37,715
I asked a bunch of
Guys, but they were bus
263
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:39,595
I was gonna get an
Escort, but I spent so much
264
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:43,321
On this dress that
I settled on you.
265
00:13:43,356 --> 00:13:44,322
Come on, come on, put
Your arm around me.
266
00:13:44,357 --> 00:13:45,534
Here they come!
267
00:13:45,558 --> 00:13:47,425
No, no, I'm not gonna
Take this from you.
268
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:50,028
Okay, fine, you can
Put it on my ass again.
269
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,730
Just look like you like me.
270
00:13:52,765 --> 00:13:55,499
No. It's flat, and I
Don't want to help you.
271
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,336
Look, I know we don't
Always get along,
272
00:13:58,371 --> 00:13:59,548
But my future is in your hands.
273
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:01,772
Then you should
Have been nicer to me.
274
00:14:01,808 --> 00:14:03,441
Well, you must be dr. Walker.
275
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,486
Oh, yes, I am.
276
00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:05,910
I'm dr. Richards,
277
00:14:05,946 --> 00:14:09,480
And this is my wife
Of 43 years, valerie.
278
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:10,993
It's a pleasure to
Meet the both of yo
279
00:14:11,017 --> 00:14:12,150
Nice to meet you, too.
280
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:19,557
Dr. And mrs. Richards,
281
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,370
I'd like to introduce
Peter dunville.
282
00:14:21,394 --> 00:14:22,571
He's my boyfriend.
283
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:23,595
No, I'm not.
284
00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:25,930
- yes, you are.
- no, I'm not.
285
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:30,101
Yes, well, actually
I'm her soul mate.
286
00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:32,536
Oh, that's beautiful!
287
00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,239
So, mr. Dunville,
288
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:35,651
How do you feel
About your girlfriend
289
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,442
Ah-ah-ah... Soul mate.
290
00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:39,555
Yes... Soul mate...
291
00:14:39,579 --> 00:14:42,113
Possibly moving
Across the country?
292
00:14:42,148 --> 00:14:44,349
Well, I'll tell you, from
The moment I met ashley,
293
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,217
She's done nothing
But make me happy,
294
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:48,452
So if stanford is
What she wants,
295
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,289
Then that's what I want for her.
296
00:14:51,324 --> 00:14:54,158
You are so sweet.
297
00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:57,061
I hope I didn't
Embarrass you, dear.
298
00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,162
Oh, mrs. Richards,
299
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,365
I do believe they're
Playing our song.
300
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,035
who's the bes?
301
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:07,272
Whoo!
302
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,579
Now, that's a happy anniversary.
303
00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:18,616
You really liked that
Poem. I'm gonna memorize it.
304
00:15:19,953 --> 00:15:22,098
Thank you so much
For coming down here.
305
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:25,256
This is the best
Anniversary ever.
306
00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,795
Oh, god.
307
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:33,111
I think I just
Radioed for backup.
308
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,602
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
309
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,638
Whoa, whoa, guys, whoa!
310
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,056
Looks like I'm
Working new year's.
311
00:15:54,321 --> 00:15:56,421
Here. It's cold out.
312
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:59,424
Let's put the tiger
Back under the big top.
313
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,126
Just go away.
314
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,963
Why did you even agree
To come with me tonight?
315
00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:07,410
I told you... To help
You get your residency.
316
00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:11,436
And the "Wild kingdom"
Dress helps me how?
317
00:16:11,471 --> 00:16:13,438
All right, I wore it
318
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:14,750
Because I knew it
Would get attention
319
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:17,342
And show you how desirable I am.
320
00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:23,547
Few men can escape
The power of el tigre.
321
00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:24,660
So you tried to make me jealous.
322
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,649
Yeah... "Tried."
323
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:31,389
"Irene, could I talk
To you for a minute?"
324
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,891
I don't sound like that.
325
00:16:33,926 --> 00:16:36,461
I just wanted to make you feel
326
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,329
The way you made me feel.
327
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:41,699
I'm... I'm so sorry, all right?
328
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,602
I just thought that if
I could get you here,
329
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:45,982
All dressed up under the moonlig
330
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:49,673
You'd find it in your
Heart to forgive me.
331
00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,775
And you thought that
Buying me some $600 dress
332
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:53,911
Would make me forget
About you kissing that woman?
333
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,346
$600?
334
00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:05,323
That's s-so much money
For so little fabric.
335
00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,791
I'm trying here. What
Do you want me to do?
336
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,361
I don't know if there's
Anything you can do.
337
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,063
Once the trust is
Gone, there's nothing,
338
00:17:12,098 --> 00:17:13,331
And once again,
339
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:17,201
You've proven that you
Are not worthy of my trust.
340
00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:18,969
Irene, wait.
341
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,654
If I gave you 1,000 kisses
342
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,250
Would you give me 1,001?
343
00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,555
You watch too many movies, berg.
344
00:17:56,342 --> 00:17:57,308
All right, here's the thing...
345
00:17:57,343 --> 00:17:58,476
If the captain asks,
346
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,991
I've been standing
Here all night.
347
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,094
Where's ashley?
348
00:18:05,118 --> 00:18:06,850
Who cares?
349
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,531
For a second there, I
Thought there was something
350
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,032
Behind her asking
Me here tonight,
351
00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,457
But once again,
352
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:14,258
I was used to make
A woman look good.
353
00:18:17,797 --> 00:18:19,163
Where's irene?
354
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,899
She's right down there,
Lowering herself into a dinghy.
355
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:24,254
I should probably
Go tell somebody.
356
00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,874
Hey, pete.
357
00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,510
Hey.
358
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:34,845
Why aren't you in there
Getting your residency?
359
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:36,180
I don't know.
360
00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:40,017
Something told me I should
Be out here looking for you.
361
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,152
Really?
362
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,488
No, I already got it.
363
00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,023
Congratulations.
364
00:18:46,058 --> 00:18:47,825
Really, thank you so much.
365
00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,438
Dr. And mrs. Richards
Just loved you.
366
00:18:49,462 --> 00:18:50,661
Yeah, I know.
367
00:18:50,696 --> 00:18:52,736
She gave me her number
And told me he travels a lot.
368
00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:04,108
Huh.
369
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,309
What?
370
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:07,645
Berg was watching this old movie
371
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,748
About a couple on
A boat just like this.
372
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,416
It's sappy.
373
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:15,620
And corny.
374
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,888
What happened?
375
00:19:17,923 --> 00:19:19,657
You know, they
Danced, of course.
376
00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:20,891
Of course.
377
00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:25,297
You wanna?
378
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,430
Okay.
379
00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:33,804
So, you're going to california.
380
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:37,175
Yeah, looks like it
Worked out for both of us.
381
00:19:37,210 --> 00:19:38,609
How's that?
382
00:19:38,645 --> 00:19:41,779
Well, I get a residency,
And you get rid of me.
383
00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,515
Just think, I only needed
One more name on my petition
384
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,285
To get you kicked
Out of the building.
385
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,560
It's a shame you can't write
Or you could have signed it.
386
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:55,726
You know, for
Someone who just got
387
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:58,429
One of the best
Residencies in the country,
388
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:01,365
You don't seem very happy.
389
00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,145
What are you talking
About? Of course I'm happy.
390
00:20:03,169 --> 00:20:06,770
It's something I've
Always wanted.
391
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:08,817
You know, sometimes
The exciting part
392
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:11,542
Is trying to get
The thing you want,
393
00:20:11,578 --> 00:20:15,213
And then once you get it,
You realize it's not that great.
394
00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:18,115
So you start thinking,
395
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:20,431
"Maybe it's best to
Just keep wanting it."
396
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:26,224
We are talking about
The residency, aren't we?
397
00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,864
I don't know.
398
00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,219
Oh, hey, there's the captain.
399
00:20:44,043 --> 00:20:45,243
Whatcha doin'?
400
00:20:45,278 --> 00:20:46,958
That movie's on again.
I never saw the end.
401
00:20:50,717 --> 00:20:52,049
there you are.
402
00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:55,052
you kissed another
Woman, didn't you?
403
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:59,624
I had to. She
Called me "Darling."
404
00:20:59,659 --> 00:21:05,996
you're a dirty-rotten,
Wench-kissing scallywag,
405
00:21:06,031 --> 00:21:08,432
and I want nothing
To do with you.
406
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,435
Uh-oh.
407
00:21:11,471 --> 00:21:12,471
eileen, no!
408
00:21:13,539 --> 00:21:14,550
ah!
409
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,584
ah!
410
00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:16,741
eee!
411
00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,388
I'm gonna go lock the door.
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