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Ah, michael.
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Katie, hey, what
Are you doing here?
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I was in the neighborhood,
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And I happened to have a rare
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"Captain karma" comic book
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For a hard-working doctor.
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Oh, this is great. This
One's awesome, too.
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This is the one
Where captain karma
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Meets his sidekick gary.
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Yeah, I was just
Thinking about you.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Hey, they're launching
A new comic book
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At that coffeehouse on beacon.
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Would you like to go?
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Yes, I would, except
No... 'cause, uh...
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'cause I'm really kind
Of busy around here.
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Well, it's at 6:00
And I'll be there,
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So come if you change your mind.
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Yeah, thanks for the book.
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You're welcome.
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Wow. Strong.
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Oh, who was that?
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It was just a nice girl.
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That's why you don't know her.
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Really? And does irene know her?
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No, actually, irene doesn't know
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Everyone I know.
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Certainly not the
Girls you flirt with.
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I don't flirt with women,
Ashley, I talk to them.
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Is it my fault it
Comes out like music?
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You shouldn't be
Going out with someone
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When you have a
Girlfriend, and you know it.
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I am not going
Out with her, okay?
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I might meet her
In a public place.
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My grandfather used
To use an expression
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I think might apply here.
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Uh-huh, what was
That? Shut up, ashley.
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Hey, baby.
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Hey, oh, good, you're home.
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Guess what I'm doing.
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You're leaving me
And taking very little.
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No. I'm going on a stakeout.
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Get out. Yeah.
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Mark's working on this
Woman's divorce case,
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And we need to get pictures
Of her husband cheating.
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Well, what a
Coincidence. I got you
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A "Someone's cheating" bouquet.
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Oh, sweet, but
Next time, sweetie,
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Take off the price tag.
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Seemed pretty tacky just
To give you the receipt.
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I just wanted to say sorry
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For spending so much time
At the station this week.
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I know. I miss you.
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I asked pete to
Come with me tonight.
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He wants to use
His binocular flask,
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But why don't you
Come with me instead?
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We could fool around.
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How are you going to
Catch them fooling around
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If we're fooling around?
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If you do it right,
I won't care.
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Baby, I would love to,
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But I got to get
Back to the station.
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You're going to
The station again?
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I haven't seen youin days.
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I've been training all week.
The test is on saturday.
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If I fail any one
Of these, I'm out.
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God, sweetie, is your
Back still bothering you?
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No, no. You reach a certain age,
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That's the noise you
Make when you bend over.
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Hey, what's going on?
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It's international night.
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Again?
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Yes, it's thursday,
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The night we explore the culture
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Of a different country,
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And tonight the
Lucky nation is italia.
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Well, I'm still
Digesting poland there.
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Oh, come on. I made
Sausage with meatballs
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And arranged them in a way
That always makes you laugh.
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Irene, look, I, uh, I got
To tell you, you know,
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I'm getting pretty tired
Of international night.
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You loved swiss night.
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Yeah, but you were naked
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And the alps were
Covered in chocolate.
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Hey, what's wrong?
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Nothing.
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No, there's something
On your mind.
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No, there isn't.
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Oh, come on. Okay,
It isn't me, is it?
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No, it's not... It's
Not... Not really.
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What is it? Am I annoying you?
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I'm annoying, aren't I?
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Somebody told me that once.
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No, wait. No, no,
It's not that, okay?
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It's not a big deal.
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It's just little
Things, you know?
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Like what?
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Like international
Night, for instance.
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You know, all your choices
Have been very eurocentric.
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I'm sorry. I had no
Idea this bothered you.
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Don't be like that, all right?
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I'm sure that I do things
That bother you, too.
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I mean, little things. Nope.
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Nope. Well, last
Week when... Nope.
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Okay.
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Irene, if you don't
Feel close enough
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To open up to me,
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Then what kind of
Relationship do we have?
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Well, okay, I guess
There is one thing.
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There you go. Let's have it.
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Well, the other day
When you shaved here,
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There was a little
Splash on the mirror...
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Oh, my god!
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What is this,
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Martha stewart's summer
Home all of the sudden?
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I can't even relax a little
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At my own girlfriend's house?
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For god's sake!
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Oh, berg, you asked me.
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Yeah, but I didn't think
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I'd be raked over the coals.
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Wow. This really hurts.
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I'm sorry.
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I think I need some
Time alone to think.
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I'm going to go back to my place
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Where I can shave
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Without being treated
Like some degenerate.
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I can't believe it. I
Feel like such a target.
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Come on, pete. We're late.
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I'm coming.
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You said wear black.
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I said wear something
That blends in.
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This does blend.
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I am the night.
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Hey, berg, do you think
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This is the right thing
To wear on a stakeout?
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I find it a little frightening
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That you own a
Stakeout ensemble.
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No, this isn't a
Stakeout ensemble.
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I put this together.
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See, this is my ski turtleneck
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And these are my matador pants.
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Hey, hey, hey, berg,
Want to come with us?
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I'm too upset. Irene
Started a huge fight.
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About what?
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Oh, I'm a giant
Slob, apparently.
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It's so upsetting.
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It makes me want
To, I don't know,
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Go to a comic book
Signing with an old friend.
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Come on, pete.
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Wait, wait. Where are you?
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I can't see you.
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You've blended in so well.
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Yeah, okay, I'll be in the car.
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All right, I'll be right out.
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I want to talk
To berg for a sec.
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What do you think you're doing?
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Aah! What? What?
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Comic book signing?
Comic book girl?
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This is the girl you
Were attracted to.
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Don't make it such a big deal.
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It is a big deal. You
Can't do this to irene.
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You said you loved
Her and she said it back.
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12 hours later.
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Yeah, well, it took
You three days
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To return my "I love you, man."
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Come on.
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Okay, you know what?
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This may sound ridiculous,
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But in that 12 hours,
Something changed.
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I don't look at her
The same way anymore.
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This morning she ran
At me with a meat cleaver
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And it just wasn't as
Cute as it used to be.
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What are you saying, you
Don't love her anymore?
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All I know is that I was hurt,
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And then I met katie,
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And now I'm so confused.
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Berg, man, I wish you'd
Come and talked to me.
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I mean, I hate to
Toot my own horn,
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But you're talking to the guy
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Who's been confused
In every relationship
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He's ever been in.
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And I really wish
We'd had this talk
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When you weren't
Wearing matador pants.
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Look, pete, if I don't
See this through,
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Then I'm never going to
Knowhow I really feel.
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All right, just be careful.
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Sharon: pete, get out here!
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The night calls.
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So, pete...
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Pete?
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I'm sorry. Who?
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Maverick.
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Go for maverick.
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Oh, it's him! It's him!
Grab the camera!
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All right, where did he go?
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Where did he...
Where did you go?
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It doesn't matter. It
Was the wrong guy.
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We sure taught him a lesson.
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Did you see him run?
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No.
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Okay, give me those binoculars.
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You are cut off.
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You're no fun.
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No wonder johnny didn't
Come with you tonight.
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Well, he didn't come
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Because he's doing another one
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Of your stupid
Training exercises.
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He's been there
Every night this week,
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The poor little thing.
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He has? I haven't seen him.
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What?
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He said he's been there.
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Oh, yeah, right.
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No, yeah, he was there.
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But you just said
That he wasn't.
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Yeah, why are you
Listening to me?
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I'm ripped on binocular hootch.
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Oh, god, I knew
It! I just knew it!
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I'm sorry, mrs. Pruitt, but
We caught him red-handed.
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Yeah, let's see him try
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And argue his way
Out of that one.
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Oh, that lying scum!
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I can't believe I
Didn't see this coming.
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Hey, don't beat yourself
Up. Guys are sneaky.
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I mean, first they start
By working late at night,
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And then they have to
Go in early in the morning,
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And the next thing you know,
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They have to go
Away on weekends.
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Yeah, I guess this
Is the kind of thing
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You've seen a hundred times.
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I've done it a hundred times.
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You see, they're all the same.
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You'd better keep an
Eye on your man, missy.
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Oh, no, I don't think so.
He loves me too much.
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He just brought me
These flowers yesterday.
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Yeah, well, I just got a
Dozen roses on tuesday.
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Yeah, we were just
Married a year ago.
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Last summer.
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We have sex all the time.
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Okay, that's different.
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We stopped because
"His back went out."
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Son of a!
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Oh, hey, you made it.
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I wasn't sure you'd find it.
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Oh, no, I've been here before.
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I've heckled poetry
Readings here.
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Excuse me. Can I
Get your autograph?
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Can I get you a
Better pick-up line?
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To a fellow geek,
Love katie conner.
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Wait a minute.
This is... This is you.
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This is great. Oh, my...
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00:11:14,741 --> 00:11:17,742
Wow. How did you become
Such a great artist?
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Well, you see, the
Secret to being good
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Is being holed up in your room
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All through high school.
257
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,617
That's also the
Secret to self love.
258
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:29,254
Come on. Let's grab a coffee.
259
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,755
Two hazelnuts, please.
260
00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:31,756
Wow.
261
00:11:31,792 --> 00:11:33,091
So take a look.
262
00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:36,861
Do you see anybody familiar?
263
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:41,499
Uh, no, just a pizza face
With an aluminum smile.
264
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:44,035
Hey, that's me.
265
00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:48,306
Yep. You are the leader
Of the wonder geeks.
266
00:11:48,341 --> 00:11:49,941
No way!
267
00:11:49,976 --> 00:11:52,010
Oh, man, I never would have
268
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,878
Been picked on in high school
269
00:11:53,914 --> 00:11:55,646
If I had a cape.
270
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:57,960
I've been working on
This for eight years.
271
00:11:57,984 --> 00:11:59,896
I modeled that
Character after you.
272
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,253
Really?
273
00:12:02,289 --> 00:12:05,389
Yeah. I wanted to
Write about someone
274
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:08,459
Who was kind and
Funny and decent.
275
00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,362
I wanted to write
About you, berg.
276
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:19,637
Wow. That was great.
277
00:12:19,672 --> 00:12:21,840
I got to go.
278
00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,108
What's going on?
279
00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,910
Um, okay, look.
280
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,847
My girlfriend said
That she didn't love me
281
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:32,416
And later on she said
That she did love me,
282
00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:35,920
But meanwhile I ran into
You and I got confused,
283
00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:40,358
So I came down here to see
If there's anything with you,
284
00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,926
And then we kissed
285
00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,863
And then I realized
There isn't anything,
286
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:48,432
And I realized most of all
That I love my girlfriend.
287
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,168
I love her.
288
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,871
God, thank you.
289
00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,840
Oh, see? Nothing.
290
00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,332
So this is where she lives.
291
00:13:21,368 --> 00:13:24,068
Hey, wait a minute.
I know this house.
292
00:13:24,104 --> 00:13:27,471
This is where we do
The training exercises.
293
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,485
What? Well, what's
He doing here?
294
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,942
I don't know.
295
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,012
It's just an empty house
Filled with mattresses.
296
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,081
Pete, what if he really
Is cheating on me?
297
00:13:37,117 --> 00:13:38,917
Sharon, he would never do that.
298
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:40,285
He loves you.
299
00:13:44,124 --> 00:13:45,156
That's him.
300
00:13:49,029 --> 00:13:50,639
Oh, my god! He's with someone!
301
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:51,943
Let's go! Let's go!
302
00:13:54,100 --> 00:13:56,867
Oh, wait. I'll go
Get the camera.
303
00:13:56,903 --> 00:14:00,538
I'm here. I don't need pictures.
304
00:14:07,780 --> 00:14:09,880
Johnny! Sharon!
305
00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:12,850
All right, who is she?
306
00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:14,763
Who's who? What are
You talking about?
307
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:17,855
Oh, my god! She's a him!
308
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:22,327
It's a training dummy
From the fire station.
309
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,862
Oh, good lord, that's sick.
310
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,869
Johnny, what are you doing?
311
00:14:31,904 --> 00:14:33,972
I'm too embarrassed to say.
312
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,040
Well, I'll say it.
313
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:39,710
You're having an affair
With a stuffed man!
314
00:14:39,745 --> 00:14:41,346
Oh, for god's sake!
315
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,414
My back has been killing me.
316
00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:45,916
I drove out here, I
Grabbed one of the dummies.
317
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:48,019
I'm taking the weights out,
318
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:50,955
That way it'll be lighter
For tomorrow's test.
319
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:53,424
What? So you've been out here
320
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:55,737
Rigging the tests every night?
321
00:14:55,761 --> 00:15:00,631
Except wednesday.
That's my step class.
322
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:02,979
So you're not cheating on me?
323
00:15:03,003 --> 00:15:05,236
No. How could you think that?
324
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:07,505
What am I supposed to think?
325
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,952
You're sneaking around
In the middle of the night,
326
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,609
You don't want to have sex,
327
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,389
And you spent money on flowers.
328
00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:14,912
You spent money, johnny.
329
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,521
What?
330
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,556
You're jealous.
You thought I was
331
00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:28,626
Getting a little
Something on the side.
332
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:30,701
You know what? I
Don't think it's funny.
333
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:34,165
Why? Baby, I'm not
Cheating on you.
334
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,200
No, you're cheating on me...
335
00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,750
Me and the entire
Fire department,
336
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:44,053
And let me tell you
Something, johnny,
337
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:46,288
She is a woman who
Does not forgive.
338
00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,090
You're not going to tell on me.
339
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,392
I have no choice.
340
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,649
We do these tests for a reason.
341
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:53,884
I mean, john, do we want firemen
342
00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,087
Who can only save the skinny?
343
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:57,799
Pete, you know I'm a strong guy.
344
00:15:57,823 --> 00:15:59,357
My back will heal
345
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,259
And I will be a great fireman.
346
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,827
Don't ruin this for me.
347
00:16:03,863 --> 00:16:07,298
What kind of man cheats
His way through life, huh,
348
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:10,668
Bending the rules to
Serve his own selfish needs?
349
00:16:10,703 --> 00:16:14,072
I'll give you 20 bucks
To keep your mouth shut.
350
00:16:14,107 --> 00:16:17,408
Oh, you make me sick.
351
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,089
Hey, berg, why the long face?
352
00:16:31,124 --> 00:16:34,992
Oh, yeah, it's your
Oddly shaped head.
353
00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,466
I went out with that girl,
354
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,535
And I'm trying to figure
Out a way to tell irene.
355
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:49,006
How about in a nice note
On the lid of your coffin?
356
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,609
I just feel like I
Really need to tell her.
357
00:16:51,644 --> 00:16:53,544
No. Why, is the girl pregnant?
358
00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:55,113
Is there videotape? No.
359
00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,193
Is it coming out
In the tabloids?
360
00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:59,027
Did she turn out to be a man?
361
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,951
What exactly is the problem?
362
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:02,864
No. Okay, look, here's the deal.
363
00:17:02,888 --> 00:17:04,833
I feel so great
Because now I realize
364
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,569
How I feel about irene, okay?
365
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:07,891
But I also feel so guilty
366
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,805
Because I betrayed
Her to find out.
367
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:12,029
Good, you should feel guilty,
368
00:17:12,064 --> 00:17:14,932
But let it torture
You, not irene.
369
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:16,412
Why would I listen to you?
370
00:17:16,436 --> 00:17:18,369
Well, it may sound crazy,
371
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:23,174
But I've grown fond
Of that little freak...
372
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,409
And I don't want
To see her hurt.
373
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,312
Besides, I didn't tell
You that I kissed justin
374
00:17:28,348 --> 00:17:30,681
When you and I
Were going out, did I?
375
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,984
You what?
376
00:17:34,020 --> 00:17:35,886
See, I should have
Kept it to myself.
377
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,355
Now I've hurt your feelings.
378
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,023
Fine, but I'll get over it.
379
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,969
I also didn't tell
You that justin and I
380
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,971
Photocopied our butts
During the christmas party.
381
00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:45,363
That poor, helpless machine.
382
00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:49,534
Oh, oh...
383
00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:52,570
Well, you're in quite
The rush to see me.
384
00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:56,240
I am. Listen, I want to
Apologize for yesterday.
385
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,586
No, it was my fault.
I shouldn't have
386
00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:58,954
Harped at you about
The shaving thing.
387
00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:02,246
No, no. I mean,
That was my fault.
388
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,226
Look, let's not
Point fingers, okay?
389
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,128
Let's just put it all behind us.
390
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:08,230
I don't want to be
One of those couples
391
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:10,921
That gets bogged
Down in silly fights.
392
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,435
Let's not be johnny
And sharon, please.
393
00:18:13,459 --> 00:18:19,363
All right. All's forgiven?
394
00:18:19,399 --> 00:18:21,899
These are... These are for you.
395
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,367
Oh, I love the flowers.
396
00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:24,868
I love you.
397
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,604
I love you, too.
398
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:28,484
See, I said it right
Away this time.
399
00:18:28,508 --> 00:18:29,473
Come here.
400
00:18:29,509 --> 00:18:30,553
Oh, gosh.
401
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:33,377
Listen, um... Ooh, what's this?
402
00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,545
That? Oh.
403
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:36,847
That's just a stupid comic.
404
00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:38,782
I can see why you bought it.
405
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,351
This geek looks like you.
406
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:43,354
I have to tell you something.
407
00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:49,893
Um, I went to the signing
Of this comic book...
408
00:18:49,929 --> 00:18:51,696
To meet another woman.
409
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,933
Oh.
410
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:58,102
That's okay.
411
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,537
Good.
412
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:00,572
I'm calm.
413
00:19:00,607 --> 00:19:01,650
All right.
414
00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:05,343
So... Who is this woman?
415
00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,245
What's her address?
416
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:09,313
No.
417
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:13,984
Irene, don't overreact, okay?
418
00:19:14,019 --> 00:19:15,553
We just had coffee.
419
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,656
And coffee leads to
Sex. Everyone knows that.
420
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:21,425
God, why do you think
There's a starbucks
421
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,261
On every corner in america?
422
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,933
Come on, don't be
Ridiculous, all right?
423
00:19:29,969 --> 00:19:31,913
We didn't have sex,
Okay? We just kissed.
424
00:19:31,937 --> 00:19:35,506
Excuse me?
425
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:39,477
I am so sorry. I was confused.
426
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,279
Well, sorry doesn't cut it.
427
00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:43,847
You can't give in
To every temptation
428
00:19:43,883 --> 00:19:46,116
That comes along,
Michael bergen.
429
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:47,752
You know, I was watching
430
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:49,887
Benicio del toro
The other night,
431
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,356
And, you know, I began to stir.
432
00:19:57,830 --> 00:20:01,432
I turned the channel
Out of respect for you.
433
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:05,369
Now I'm afraid
You have to leave.
434
00:20:09,742 --> 00:20:10,841
Stop.
435
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:17,848
I just want you to know...
436
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,184
You broke my heart.
437
00:20:27,593 --> 00:20:28,892
There you go. Enjoy.
438
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:42,806
Hi. I'm your number-one fan.
439
00:20:44,810 --> 00:20:46,343
That's sweet.
440
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:49,280
Who I should make this out to?
441
00:20:49,315 --> 00:20:53,150
Uh-huh, yeah, make it
Out to a woman scorned.
442
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:54,785
Yeah, I know how you feel.
443
00:20:54,820 --> 00:20:57,120
I just had my heart
Broken myself.
444
00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,589
Oh, that's so sad.
445
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:01,091
Maybe we should get
Together and talk about it.
446
00:21:01,126 --> 00:21:02,626
What's your address?
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