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Hey, johnny. Uh-huh?
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Did you know that,
Contrary to popular belief,
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The smell of smoke may
Not actually wake you?
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That's why we have
Smoke detectors.
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Because smoke detectors,
Johnny, what do they do?
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They save lives.
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They save lives!
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See, the smoke and
The poisonous gases
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Can actually numb the senses,
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Lulling you into a deeper sleep.
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Kind of like this conversation.
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That's sharon.
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I want her to see
This room perfect.
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Get rid of the boxes.
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Aah!
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Hallelujah!
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I thought this day
Would never come.
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It's finished,
And it's beautiful.
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Yeah, I know.
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All these fixtures...
They're all antiques,
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All extremely rare,
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Except for this one,
Which I got at target.
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I, um, I, uh, installed
The smoke detectors.
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Whatever.
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God, I love this place.
It only took six months.
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And 80 fights.
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It's great! Look at it!
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You want to entertain,
You use this room.
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You want to hang out with
Junkies and pee on the floor,
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You use this room.
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When are we gonna
Get started on the rest?
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Funny story about
The sitting room.
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It took up a little
More of our savings
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Than I thought it would.
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Oh... Okay. How much more?
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All of it more.
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W-what are you saying?
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That we have no
Money? That we're broke?
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But it's full of love.
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Johnny!
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What is wrong with you?
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For those of you
Keeping score, 81 fights.
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Jeez, this house has
Been nothing but trouble.
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No, sweetie,
Listen, don't worry.
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I got us into this mess.
I will get us out of it.
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I swear to god. I'll
Do whatever it takes.
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I'm sure it's gonna
Be all right, guys.
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Here you go.
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What's that?
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That's a bill for the
Smoke detectors.
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Hey, look who's here.
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Hey, mrs. Bergen!
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Pete, you look great.
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Yeah, I know.
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It's two months since halloween.
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You can take off
Your costume now.
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Oh, no. I'm a fireman now.
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But you're not working.
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No.
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It's a good thing
You're not a clown.
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You two should go on the road.
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I'll just get my own bags.
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Mom, please, lift
With your knees.
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Wow! Wow, your mom looks...
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Horrible, I know.
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The divorce has been
Really hard on her,
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So I just wanted to
Show her a good time.
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It's gonna bore me into a coma,
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But I'm gonna take
Her to the museums...
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And then you have
To go to cafe maurice
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And try the crème brûlée.
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Because that's where
All us firemen get our...
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Pastries.
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Bye, ms. Bergen.
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So, what's on the
Agenda tonight?
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Well, I thought we'd check
Out the fine arts museum.
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Apparently there's
A display of...
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Fine art.
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Yawn.
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What? That's the sort of
Stuff you and dad used to do.
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Michael, it's time you
Knew. Your dad's a geek.
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Okay.
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Well, what would you like to do?
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Let's get drunk.
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I'm sorry.
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When did you start drinking?
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About 10:00 this morning.
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Okay, that's cute
When I do it, but...
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All right, fine.
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We'll go have one drink,
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And then we'll go check
Out the ice sculptures.
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Yeah, or we could get an
Icicle and jam it in my eye.
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There's my baby boy.
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And there's the lady
Who was dancing to "Fever"
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On top of the bar last night.
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Till you pulled me
Off, party pooper.
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You start wearing slacks,
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You can dance in
Any bar you want.
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Mrs. Bergen?
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Ashley.
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Hey, man, your new chick is hot.
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she is my mother.
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She is not hot.
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She is warm and snuggly.
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But she's like a 9.
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Watch what you say around her.
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They just got divorced.
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Oh... So she's, like,
Available, huh?
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So, are you ready
To go to dinner?
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Aw, you know what? I can't.
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I'm not getting to
Leave until 10:00.
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I'm sorry.
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Why don't we have dinner? Okay.
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Absolutely not. Hi. Uh, no.
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See, my mother
And my ex-girlfriend
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Are not going out.
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Why?
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I don't know. It's creepy.
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If you're gonna talk me up,
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At least introduce me.
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Oh, I cannot believe my
Mother's staying out all hours.
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What the hell's gotten into her?
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I've seen this before.
She's in her terrible 40s.
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Woman: unit 12, what's your 20?
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Talking to lonely
Truckers again?
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No.
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I want to go to
Where the fires are.
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Gain experience up close.
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I'll shove your
Head in the oven.
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You keep your eyes open.
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That's a good one.
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My parents are still married.
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What time is it?
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Sharon: oh... Five after 11:00.
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I told her 10:30.
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Hi, mike.
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Do you know what time it is?
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I must have forgotten
To wind my watch.
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Oh, the unwound-watch trick.
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You got that from me!
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These two gentlemen were
Kind enough to walk us home.
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This is marcel,
And this is stanley.
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So maybe we'll see you
Guys again tomorrow night.
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It was nice to meet you, marcel.
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Great. Um, so...
This is good night.
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Good night.
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Good night, stanley.
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Good night, michael.
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Good night, stanley.
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Could we have a moment, please?
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Absolutely.
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Mom, I think the
Men need to talk.
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So... Stanley...
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What do you do for a living?
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I teach high school english.
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That's very respectable.
Where do you live?
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Over in newbury.
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Ooh, that's a hip neighborhood.
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You must be the cool teacher.
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What do you drive?
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I have a minivan.
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Also known as a shaggin' wagon.
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I don't think so, stanley.
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You just peddle your
Filth someplace else.
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What is wrong with you?
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He was a nice guy.
That was just rude.
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He's always rude.
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I don't think you
Raised him right.
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We had a wonderful
Evening until I broke curfew.
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Okay, mom, I'm only
Gonna say this once.
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I don't like your new friends.
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That ashley girl...
Nothing but trouble.
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Michael, lighten up.
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I'm going to spend time
With whoever I want.
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I think I've heard enough.
We'll talk about this tomorrow.
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Go to my room.
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Good night, kids.
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Good night. Good night.
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I cannot handle her
Anymore. She's out of control.
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Oh, berg...
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She's just trying
To have a little fun.
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You know what fun leads to.
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Laughter. Happy memories.
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Shut up.
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we have a 12-11 in progress.
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all units in the vicinity
Of paul revere high school.
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Fire! Who wants to go?
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repeat. 2-alarm fire
At 106 devon road.
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106 devon... Oh, my god!
Oh, my god! That's my house!
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What? I left my drill there!
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Hey!
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You got to stay
On the other side.
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Oh, no, no, no. It's okay.
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Dunville with the
54th. Stand down.
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Hey! How cool was that?
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It's like having a
Backstage pass to fires.
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Sorry I'm not excited,
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But my house just
Burned to the ground.
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Yeah, but most people
Have to watch from the curb.
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Sharon!
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Sorry, sir... No, no, no.
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It's cool. Come on!
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I got your message.
Are you okay?
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Oh, my god!
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It's gone.
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It is completely gone.
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Oh, honey...
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Hey, johnny, I'm
Really sorry, man.
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Thanks.
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Listen, why don't I
Leave you two alone
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For a little while?
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Hey! Dunville with the 54th.
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When are we gonna
Play you guys in softball?
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Jeez... Look at
The sitting room.
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You didn't even
Get to sit in it.
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Yeah.
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Oh, baby...
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All your hard work
And dreams for us...
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It's okay. You do not
Have to be brave for me.
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Just go on. Let it
Out. Just let it out.
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This is so great!
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Uh... Uh... W-w-what?
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Oh, honey, we were so screwed.
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I sank every penny
We had into this place.
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The more I spent, the more
It just kept sucking me in,
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This was the biggest mistake
I ever made, and now it's gone!
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We're fully insured. We
Get all of our money back.
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W-we get all our money back?!
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God bless the fire
That ravaged this home!
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Let's celebrate. Okay.
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How about barbecue?
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Barbecue!
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Oh, hey. Dunville with the 54th.
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O'hanley, fire inspector.
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Any idea what
Caused her to go up?
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I'll know better
In the light of day.
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No one was living here
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So that rules out
Things like irons, candles,
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And so forth.
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It could be electrical.
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I wouldn't rule out arson.
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Really? W-who would
Want to do that?
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You'd be surprised.
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It's a sick world out there.
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Hey.
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You mind? We just
Suffered a great loss.
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I'm gonna get
Right to the point.
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I know you burned
Your house down.
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You're sitting on a fig newton.
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00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,990
Laugh it up, fire bug.
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00:12:06,025 --> 00:12:08,526
You can't be serious. I am.
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Arson is the fifth leading
Cause of death in this country.
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Or it's heart disease.
I can't remember.
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It was a quick read.
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00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:20,505
I had nothing to
Do with that fire.
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I was at my mother's.
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00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:25,810
Your mother's... What
Were you doing there?
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Drinking at your mother's house?
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She's hard to take.
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00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,199
So, if I was to
Call her right now,
261
00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:38,556
She'd back up your story?
262
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,892
Who? Your mom.
263
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:44,962
What are you doing with
My mom's phone number?
264
00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,363
Cut the crap, all right?
265
00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:47,843
'cause there's gonna
Be an investigation
266
00:12:47,867 --> 00:12:49,712
And they'll go easier on
You if you just come clean.
267
00:12:49,736 --> 00:12:51,480
Pete, he said he didn't do it.
268
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,539
With you busting his
Hump 24 hours a day...
269
00:12:54,574 --> 00:12:55,918
"Johnny, why did
You buy that dump?"
270
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,119
"Johnny, we have no money."
271
00:12:57,143 --> 00:12:59,583
"Baby, baby, baby,
We live in a basement."
272
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:05,817
Oh, my god, he did do it.
273
00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,151
I didn't!
274
00:13:07,186 --> 00:13:08,820
You have to help him.
275
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,322
Even if I wanted to, I can't
276
00:13:11,357 --> 00:13:12,435
Unless I know how he did it.
277
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,658
I didn't do it.
278
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,726
Pete, you have been my friend
279
00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,328
Long before you were a fireman.
280
00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:19,664
Please, help us.
281
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,410
All right. All right, all right.
282
00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,445
I'll go over there,
283
00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,612
And I'll clean up your mess.
284
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:27,905
But I'm doing it for
Her, not for you.
285
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:29,540
You believe me, don't you?
286
00:13:29,576 --> 00:13:31,241
Oh, baby...
287
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:36,013
I'll wait for you.
288
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:50,227
Hey, berg.
289
00:13:50,262 --> 00:13:51,863
There you are.
290
00:13:51,898 --> 00:13:54,176
I heard about sharon and
Johnny's house. How are they?
291
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,766
How are they?
292
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:59,871
Okay, their house burned
Down. I'll give them that.
293
00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:01,706
But while that was happening,
294
00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:03,452
You were gallivanting
Around town with my mother.
295
00:14:03,476 --> 00:14:04,753
So, the question
Is "How is berg?"
296
00:14:04,777 --> 00:14:07,979
And he's not doing too good.
297
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,681
Berg, we had a great
Time. What's the big deal?
298
00:14:10,717 --> 00:14:12,728
I don't want you hanging
Out with my mother anymore.
299
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:13,896
I'm glad you said this.
300
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,360
It'll give us something
To laugh about
301
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,323
Look, look, I am serious.
302
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:20,736
I don't want you
Taking her places.
303
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:22,070
I don't want her meeting men,
304
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,629
Especially the type of
Freaks you go out with.
305
00:14:24,664 --> 00:14:25,808
Berg, your mother's an adult.
306
00:14:25,832 --> 00:14:27,476
Maybe you should
Start acting like one, too.
307
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,934
I am an adult.
308
00:14:29,969 --> 00:14:31,814
And as an adult, I'm
Going to say this once
309
00:14:31,838 --> 00:14:33,315
So I'll make myself
Perfectly clear.
310
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,651
I'm her little boy.
She's my mommy.
311
00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:38,155
That's the way
We're gonna keep it.
312
00:14:50,023 --> 00:14:51,288
Aah!
313
00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:03,200
Oh, good, inspector, it's you.
314
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,904
And I thought that
Maybe it was, you know...
315
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,006
Looters.
316
00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:10,152
What are you doing
Here, dunville?
317
00:15:10,176 --> 00:15:11,909
Oh, I'm just looking around.
318
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:15,245
I'm always humbled by fire.
319
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:20,250
How she can be so
Helpful yet so hurtful.
320
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:22,086
Well said.
321
00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:25,656
So, um, did you figure
Out what started it?
322
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:26,924
Yes, I did.
323
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:30,094
Really? What?
324
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,239
I'll show you.
325
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,731
Someone put some
Flammable material...
326
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,735
Paper, cardboard,
And so forth...
327
00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:42,740
When it kicked on,
Hot time in old town.
328
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,174
"Hot time in old town."
329
00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:46,176
That's very poetic, sir.
330
00:15:46,212 --> 00:15:48,479
I don't show that side often.
331
00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:54,184
W-wait a minute. I'm confused.
332
00:15:54,220 --> 00:15:56,353
What's the furnace doing there?
333
00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:57,755
Shouldn't it be in the basement?
334
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,389
No. It was right here.
335
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:00,858
There was a wall,
336
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:07,231
And they put it right
Behind a little door.
337
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,633
O-o-oh!
338
00:16:10,236 --> 00:16:11,535
Oh.
339
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:15,305
Oh, so, uh, so that cardboard...
340
00:16:15,341 --> 00:16:16,774
That could have been
341
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:20,511
Like a shoe box or
A cereal box or...
342
00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:25,950
You know, a smoke detector box?
343
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:27,129
Good work, dunville.
344
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,754
All fine examples of cardboard.
345
00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:39,163
So, uh... Any idea who did it?
346
00:16:39,198 --> 00:16:41,799
Well, there's not
Enough evidence
347
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,978
To pin it on anyone.
348
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,703
Oh, so case closed, right?
No clues. Case closed.
349
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:49,439
Yeah, but if I had to guess,
350
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:52,276
It was either an
Extremely clever arsonist
351
00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:55,379
Or someone who knows
Nothing about fire prevention.
352
00:17:02,555 --> 00:17:04,889
Well, then, I guess that
Rules out you and me, huh?
353
00:17:14,200 --> 00:17:15,733
This is gonna be great.
354
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,402
You and me on a saturday
Night. How does checkers sound?
355
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,880
Michael, I'm going out. I
Wish you'd come with us.
356
00:17:29,916 --> 00:17:31,182
us?
357
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,851
Ashley and I are
Meeting some friends.
358
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,230
What exactly do you
Think you're doing?
359
00:17:35,254 --> 00:17:38,022
I'm being a woman.
360
00:17:38,057 --> 00:17:40,758
Well, stop.
361
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,794
Michael, listen to me.
362
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:46,597
Just because your father
Left to find a new life
363
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,600
Doesn't mean my life has to end.
364
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:54,071
Apparently, I'm still hot.
365
00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:58,008
Yeah, but you were hot with dad
366
00:17:58,044 --> 00:18:00,811
And there was, like, order,
367
00:18:00,847 --> 00:18:05,983
Into some wild
Woman on the town...
368
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,554
Who I worry about.
369
00:18:10,589 --> 00:18:13,891
I guess what I'm trying
To say is I don't know who...
370
00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:15,326
I don't know who to be with you.
371
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,101
Okay.
372
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,402
How about we stay home,
373
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:26,581
And I make you dinner instead?
374
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,740
No, no, no. I'm fine.
375
00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,808
Really. Go have fun.
376
00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,221
Mac and cheese, your favorite.
377
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:34,578
The kind with wagon wheels?
378
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,091
You go put on your
Jammies, and I'll get started.
379
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,748
Okay.
380
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:45,067
You go ahead. I'll
Meet you there.
381
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,531
He always falls asleep
Right after mac and cheese.
382
00:18:52,098 --> 00:18:54,098
Hey, johnny. Hey.
383
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:01,005
So there's no need to thank me.
384
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:08,345
What favor? I
Didn't do anything.
385
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:10,747
Talk about ungrateful.
386
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:15,585
Okay, you want to know
Where I was that night?
387
00:19:15,621 --> 00:19:17,654
Make a little extra cash,
Pay off my credit cards.
388
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:19,268
Why didn't you just
Tell sharon that?
389
00:19:19,292 --> 00:19:22,092
Because I've got my pride.
390
00:19:22,128 --> 00:19:24,829
I got us into this mess.
I wanted to get us out.
391
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:27,497
You want to look like a
Hero in your wife's eyes.
392
00:19:27,533 --> 00:19:28,576
Yeah, well, you can start
393
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:31,040
By not sounding
Like such a sissy.
394
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,365
A real man would
Ignore that comment
395
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,645
Listen, don't tell
Sharon I didn't do it.
396
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,314
She's been so good
Since she pushed me
397
00:19:43,349 --> 00:19:45,415
Into a life of crime.
398
00:19:45,451 --> 00:19:49,486
It's so sweet how you guys
Don't tell each other anything.
399
00:19:49,521 --> 00:19:52,356
How did the fire start anyway?
400
00:19:52,391 --> 00:19:53,690
The truth?
401
00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,860
Yeah.
402
00:19:55,895 --> 00:19:58,795
It was your light fixture.
403
00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,030
Yeah.
404
00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,198
No way.
405
00:20:01,234 --> 00:20:05,135
It happens all the
Time. Don't feel bad.
406
00:20:05,171 --> 00:20:07,338
And next thing you know...
407
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:11,942
Hot time in old town.
408
00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,010
That's very poetic.
409
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:15,346
Thanks.
410
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:16,541
I don't show that side often.
411
00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:25,467
I cannot believe my mom...
Staying out all hours.
412
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:34,832
I'm okay!
413
00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:40,371
What time is it?
414
00:20:40,406 --> 00:20:44,675
Mmm!
415
00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:45,887
I'll tell you.
416
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,856
It's five after 11:00, right?
417
00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:49,313
Right.
418
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,149
There's a beautiful
Display of...
419
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:55,386
F-fine art.
420
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:56,421
Yawn.
421
00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:57,955
W-w-what?
422
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,691
I th-thought that you
And dad always d-d-did...
423
00:21:00,727 --> 00:21:03,026
That's all folks.
424
00:21:06,165 --> 00:21:07,531
Director: action!
425
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,104
Take your own cue.
426
00:21:14,140 --> 00:21:16,240
I will as soon as I swallow.
427
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:20,478
If I only had a nickel...
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