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Isn't this place great, hmm?
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I don't know why
Every restaurant
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Doesn't have an
Early-bird special.
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Um, are you sure
We should be here?
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I mean, I have my own teeth.
That may disqualify me.
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Hey, uh...
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Hey, you wanna
Cause some trouble?
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Bingo!
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What is taking
The girls so long?
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I'm getting hungry!
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I know, it's almost 4:30.
We have to be asleep by 7:00.
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This is just as boring as work!
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There's no fires, no deaths!
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Sometimes it feels like
There's this black cloud
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Hanging over my head.
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They give all the
Near-fatalities
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To the experienced doctors
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I spent my day draining
Pus out of some guy's ear.
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I guess I'll skip the soup.
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They can't pull me over.
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I didn't do anything.
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It's a sobriety checkpoint.
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You haven't been drinking,
So it's not a big deal.
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Unless you happen
To live in a democracy!
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This is just like the time
You got kicked off the plane
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Because you refused
To put up your tray table.
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That flight attendant
Was on a power trip.
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You made him cry!
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I don't believe in
Allowing my rights
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To be goose-stepped on.
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Okay, here's the plan...
You don't speak english.
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Coming, officer!
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Roll down your window.
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Roll it down! Roll
It down! Roll it down!
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But I've done nothing wrong!
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That's why I'm not telling
You to unbutton your blouse!
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All right!
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Hey, um, I can
Still see a little.
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Maybe you wanna hit me
With your pepper spray.
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Now, that didn't get us
Off to a good start, did it?
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Well, maybe you should
Have thought of that
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Before you stopped me.
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Is there a reason you didn't
Roll your window down?
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A little thing called
The third amendment.
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The quartering of
Soldiers during peacetime?
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Okay, fine... The
Fourth amendment.
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And the handle knob
Is a little bit sticky.
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Is she always like this?
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Oh, no, officer!
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Unbutton your blouse.
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You haven't been
Drinking, have you?
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None of your business.
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Oh, no, she's always like
This when she's sober.
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She'd be all over
You if she were drunk.
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Yeah, well, I'll take
Your word for it.
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Is there anything else,
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Or do you want to
Drag me out of the car
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And beat me with
Your flashlight?
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Well, there's
What I'd like to do,
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And then there's what
They allow me to do.
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You ladies have a good night.
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How obnoxious!
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Yeah, but you are
Fun to shop with.
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Hey, look, there's
Old mr. Lockwood.
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He just retired from
The carpet business.
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Yeah, I think that's
One of his old samples
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On top of his head.
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Where'd you get
That thing, anyway?
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I bought it for my baby
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So we could record our first
Christmas as husband and wife.
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How can you afford it?
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I can't. I'm gonna return
It after the holidays.
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Here's to having a pulse!
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All right, that's enough!
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Get that thing away from me!
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You can point it at me.
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When you watch this later...
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Put it to music.
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Where was that camera
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When my constitutional
Rights were being trampled on?
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Ashley, ashley, we
Are so sick and tired
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Of hearing how you haven't
Had a date in three months.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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Where is your moral
Indignation, people?
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Doesn't anyone even care
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That I was harassed and
Humiliated by the police?
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We should send the cops
A really nice fruit basket.
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Why are you in such a mood?
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She took all the
Presents from whoville,
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And yet they still keep singing.
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Okay, that's it.
I'm out of here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, ashley,
You can't just leave like this.
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Okay. Thank you, johnny.
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You still have to
Pitch in your share.
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Fine. Here.
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Okay, I don't know why
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I always have to
Play the cheapskate,
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But you forgot to
Pitch in for the wine.
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Why should I? I
Didn't even drink any.
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And I just burped up,
Like, half my carrots.
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Credit me 50 cents.
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Fine, here, but I'm
Taking my share.
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What's so funny?
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I dated her,
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And now she's
Everybody's problem.
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You knew I was here!
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Why didn't you go
A different way?!
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Because I'm an american,
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And I don't have to
Go a different way.
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Wow... Stubborn and stupid.
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Please tell me you're single.
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Sorry, I don't date a man
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Whose head is
Smaller than his neck.
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Have you been drinking
Since the last time,
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Or is this more of your
Personality shining through?
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Give me your license, please.
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Why?
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Oh, usual reason... I wanna
See how much you weigh.
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Oh, great!
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Now you made me spill my wine!
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And have you been
Drinking that wine?
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Not that I have to answer that,
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But, no, my friends drank it.
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And you expect
Me to believe that...
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You have friends?
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Listen, officer...
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Step out of the
Car, please, ma'am.
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Mmm... Man... This
Beef is tough.
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Oh, this is beef?
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That explains why I
Can't blow a bubble.
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Okay, okay, okay, you ready?
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On the count
Of three... 1... 2, 3!
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Hey, it's like eating
With supermodels!
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What's so funny?
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If I reverse it, I can make the
Food go back in your mouth.
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Look... In, out, in, out.
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I can do that with
My bellybutton.
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You wanna see?
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Mr. Lockwood... Is he choking?
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I'm the doctor, okay?
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That's the way
Old people breathe.
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Where is she going?
This is so embarrassing.
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Oh, my god, he
Really was choking.
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Oh, that's mr. Lockwood!
So I was right.
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The guy in the plaid
Wasn't choking.
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Sharon just saved
Mr. Lockwood's life!
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Let the professionals
Handle it. All right, people!
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There is nothing to
See here! Move along!
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Okay, we blew it.
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Yeah, you know,
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If the guys at the fire
Station get wind of this...
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Or the hospital!
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Yeah.
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You know, we would've
Looked a lot better
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If nobody saved him.
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Woman: fortunately,
The quick reactions
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of boston resident
Sharon donnelly
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Saved the 77-year-old lockwood,
as firefighter pete dunville
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and hospital resident
Michael bergen sat watching.
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here's to having a pulse!
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Lockwood's grandson
Is the station manager,
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So I gave them the tape.
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They gave me this great jacket.
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Check it out. I'm a
Citizen news-hound.
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Why'd you have to
Tell them I'm a doctor?!
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That's what made it a story.
It's what they call a "Hook."
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We are never
Gonna live this down.
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Nobody even noticed you.
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They were all
Looking at my sharon,
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Because she is a hero.
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Oh, johnny, come
On, I'm not a hero.
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I'm a heroine!
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How do they know
That you saved him?
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He's on a fixed income.
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He could've been trying
To get out of the check.
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Okay, guys, come on!
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You're gonna have plenty
Of opportunity to save lives!
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On television?
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You could start saving lives
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In community theater
And work your way up.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, ash.
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Hey, sharon, I was wondering
If you could help me out.
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Oh, what was that?
You need help?
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Well, lucky you didn't
Call pete or berg!
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I need you to feed my fish
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And pick up my mail
And water my plants.
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Ash, that sounds like
Something for a maid,
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And frankly, I'm a hero!
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Yeah, well, um, I
Had a good day, too.
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I found out that I'm
Worth more on the street
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Than I am at the hospital.
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You can't silence me!
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You can bind my hands,
You can shackle my feet,
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But I will be heard!
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Whoo!
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I bet you'd like to throw
The switch right about now.
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Sharon, what are you doing here?
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Here, I came to get you out.
I have your release papers.
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No! No! I am not leaving!
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I'm staying until my
Arraignment tomorrow
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To prove my point!
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Okay, those weren't
Just your papers!
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My parking validation
Was in there!
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Sharon, I'm sorry,
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But I'm standing up
For something here,
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And it's not just me!
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We are prisoners of conscience!
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You know what?
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I am gonna call
Amnesty international.
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that's who I'm gonna call.
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Good. Order me some curly fries.
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Ash, please, just come on home.
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You can get some rest there,
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And then you can shower
Before court tomorrow.
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No, sharon! Freedom never rests!
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Truth doesn't shower!
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00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:10,775
How did you not pass
The sobriety test?
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I exercised my rights,
And I refused to take it!
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Your right to what, be stupid?
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Sharon, I don't expect
You to understand,
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And you're free to
Think that I'm stupid,
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But without my
Principles, what am I?
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I'm just some
Middle-class do-nothing
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Who'd rather go
Along with the crowd
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Than stand up for
What she believes in.
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So... I do appreciate
Your concern,
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But I'm not afraid to
Spend the night in jail
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To get my day in court.
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Wow.
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And I was proud of
Myself for recycling.
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Well, that's just
How we're different.
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Yeah. Yeah. You know what, ash?
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I am so proud of
You! You know what?
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I'm gonna be there with
You in court tomorrow!
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Thank you.
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All right!
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You should be
Ashamed of yourself!
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How long do we have to sit here
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And wait for somebody to choke?
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I mean, this is like expecting
Lightning to strike twice.
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Give it time.
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Good afternoon, ma'am.
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Hi.
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Try the pot roast.
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What was that?!
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It was just a cough. Stand down.
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Maybe we should try someplace
A little more dangerous.
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There's an airshow in town.
They're always having crashes.
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Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
We'll bring our spatulas!
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Look, it's finals
Time at harvard.
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I say we go and hang out
Under one of the dorm windows.
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Mmm, nah, I don't wanna
Save one of those guys.
255
00:12:03,323 --> 00:12:05,190
We can watch johnny's game.
256
00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:06,568
You guys drink
Before those, right?
257
00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:10,061
Sorry, no games for weeks
Yet... Ice hasn't thickened yet.
258
00:12:10,096 --> 00:12:11,774
Kids have been falling
Through all week.
259
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,832
Oh.Oh.
260
00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,437
The lake!
261
00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,570
The lake!
262
00:12:19,605 --> 00:12:22,040
Quick, before a kid
Falls through without us!
263
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,644
Hey, that's a nice coat.
264
00:12:26,679 --> 00:12:29,091
Thanks, my nana got it
For me last christmas.
265
00:12:29,115 --> 00:12:30,115
Is it warm?
266
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,717
Yeah. It's reversible, too.
267
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,519
Hey... Let's go save a life.
268
00:12:42,195 --> 00:12:45,096
Next case... 14557,
269
00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:48,032
commonwealth of
Massachusetts vs ashley walker
270
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,902
On the charge of
Operating a motor vehicle
271
00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:51,903
Under the influence.
272
00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:53,604
How do you plead?
273
00:12:53,639 --> 00:12:58,176
Your honor, our founding
Fathers laid down their lives
274
00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,578
So we could enjoy freedom
From government intrusion,
275
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:04,315
And this... Shh, shh, shh.
276
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,683
I'm sorry.
277
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:08,753
I really hate to interrupt.
278
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,548
Could you approach
The bench, please?
279
00:13:14,427 --> 00:13:15,459
Now, look...
280
00:13:15,495 --> 00:13:19,330
I am fighting a
Major headache here,
281
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:22,166
So I'm gonna try to
Save us both some time.
282
00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,769
Now, this hearing
Is really a formality.
283
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:25,804
Oh.
284
00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:27,171
Yeah, you plead guilty,
285
00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:30,942
And I sentence you to six months
Of substance-abuse classes.
286
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:31,977
Understood?
287
00:13:32,012 --> 00:13:33,012
Yes.
288
00:13:33,046 --> 00:13:35,746
I think I can handle
It from here.
289
00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:36,782
Go back!
290
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,449
Oh.
291
00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,159
Miss walker... How do you plead?
292
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:49,272
Not guilty!
293
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,100
Please. Yes, you. Thank you.
294
00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:04,509
You know, I... I
Really don't think
295
00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,577
You're getting
Quite how this goes.
296
00:14:06,612 --> 00:14:07,656
Oh, yeah, I do.
297
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:12,750
I am a victim of the "System,"
298
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:16,587
And I am not going to admit
To something I didn't do.
299
00:14:16,622 --> 00:14:19,123
So, if it pleases the court,
300
00:14:19,159 --> 00:14:21,993
I would now like to present...
301
00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,528
My first witness.
302
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:29,100
Uh, bailiff? Aspirin!
303
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:30,646
I've got some, your
Honor, right here.
304
00:14:30,670 --> 00:14:33,571
Uh, yeah,
305
00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,351
I was with the perp on
The night in question.
306
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,541
And, uh...
307
00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:41,446
And I can say unequivocally
That she was not drinking.
308
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,914
According to the report,
She was in the car alone.
309
00:14:43,950 --> 00:14:50,288
Yeah, well, I don't know
What she was doing in the car.
310
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,301
So she could have been
Drinking when you weren't around.
311
00:14:52,325 --> 00:14:55,293
Well, you know, she could
Have. She did have an open bottle.
312
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:57,974
Exactly.
313
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,897
Oh, gee, you are good!
314
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,035
Your honor!
315
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,372
There is a basic right to
Travel freely in this country
316
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,917
Without being
Harassed by the police!
317
00:15:08,941 --> 00:15:12,410
Like the right not to have
Luggage searched at the airport.
318
00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,178
Exactly!
319
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,246
No!
320
00:15:15,281 --> 00:15:16,925
Miss walker, I am
Trying to save you
321
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:18,383
From a prison sentence here,
322
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:21,886
Which is what you get if
You insist on going further.
323
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,587
Well, whatever happened
324
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,789
To "Innocent until
Proven guilty"?
325
00:15:25,825 --> 00:15:30,428
Look, checkpoints have
Been proven constitutional.
326
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:34,365
Now, as much as I would like
To be in the supreme court,
327
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,901
The president wants me here
328
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,370
Just in case somebody
Shoplifts a chocolate bar.
329
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:44,442
So you plead guilty to
Having a problem with alcohol,
330
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:46,588
And I will sentence you
To a treatment program.
331
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:49,480
B-but they... Ah ah
Ah! Shh, shh, shh, shh!
332
00:15:49,516 --> 00:15:53,084
Shh, shh. Shh, shh.
333
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,186
Or you can go to trial
334
00:15:55,221 --> 00:16:00,091
And possibly serve six
Months to a year in jail.
335
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:04,562
Now... What were you saying?
336
00:16:04,597 --> 00:16:07,865
Well...
337
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,260
If you would let
Me get a word in...
338
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,742
I was going to say...
339
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:23,347
My name is ashley,
And I am an alcoholic.
340
00:16:34,461 --> 00:16:35,993
Oh, great, there's no kids here!
341
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:40,898
Look, some do-gooder put
Up a sign to warn the kids.
342
00:16:40,933 --> 00:16:42,211
Let's rip it down and
Throw it behind the plant.
343
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,334
Guys, guys, guys!
344
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:44,713
It's getting cold.
Let's go home.
345
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:50,408
No, johnny, there's gotta
Be something we can do.
346
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:51,675
Hey! You're a big guy.
347
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,721
Go out onto the ice.
348
00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,090
Ooh, good idea! Good idea!
349
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:57,748
Okay, when johnny falls
In, I'm gonna pull him out,
350
00:16:57,783 --> 00:16:59,095
And you're gonna
Wrap him in a blanket.
351
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,685
Great, so you're the hero,
And I'm the stewardess?
352
00:17:01,721 --> 00:17:03,121
Forget about it!
353
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,356
There's no way you're getting
Me out there on that ice.
354
00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,132
Great, now you're
Wallet's out there.
355
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:15,500
I need a stick.
356
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:16,612
I don't think a stick's
Gonna reach that.
357
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:17,935
No, it's to beat pete!
358
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,605
You got two professional
Lifesavers here to save you!
359
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,241
Now give the camera to berg.
360
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:25,976
I'm not holding the camera.
You're holding the camera.
361
00:17:26,012 --> 00:17:28,879
I'm not holding the camera.
Give the camera to the kids.
362
00:17:28,914 --> 00:17:29,958
What are you, new?!
363
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,260
The kids aren't gonna
Take the camera!
364
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:33,295
The kids won't even know
How to work the camera!
365
00:17:33,319 --> 00:17:37,721
You guys, are you listening...
366
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:40,077
Holy crap, there's
Kids on the ice.
367
00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,839
This isn't right.
This isn't a good idea.
368
00:17:43,863 --> 00:17:45,163
You're right.
369
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:49,167
There's a bunch of them,
And we only have one blanket.
370
00:17:49,202 --> 00:17:50,712
Hey, guys, check it
Out! I found a wallet!
371
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,171
Get off the ice!
372
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,238
Give me back my wallet!
373
00:17:54,274 --> 00:17:56,607
Lick my skates!
374
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,410
Nice mouth for a hockey player!
375
00:17:59,445 --> 00:18:01,023
Hey, kids! All right, come on.
376
00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,958
Get off the ice. It isn't safe.
377
00:18:02,982 --> 00:18:06,050
I'm pretty sure it's a lot
Safer than hanging out
378
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,486
With three old creeps
And a video camera!
379
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:11,088
Okay, I got my eye on you, 31!
380
00:18:15,395 --> 00:18:16,827
Did you hear that?
381
00:18:16,862 --> 00:18:20,631
Was that the ice?
382
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:21,710
Yeah, okay.
383
00:18:21,734 --> 00:18:24,034
Aah!
384
00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,135
All right, quick!
385
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,940
Cold! Cold!
386
00:18:29,975 --> 00:18:31,153
Give me your hand!
387
00:18:31,177 --> 00:18:33,644
No, you're not saving
Me! I'm saving you!
388
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,012
I don't need to be saved!
389
00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,358
I'm okay! I'm okay!
390
00:18:36,382 --> 00:18:37,548
Uhh!
391
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,963
You shut that camera off!
392
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:57,768
Come on, you, the
Big one, use your back!
393
00:18:57,803 --> 00:18:59,670
Please!
394
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:00,906
God, it's so cold!
395
00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,954
I can't believe he suspended
My driver's license.
396
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:09,313
I know, but you can't expect
Him to send an admitted drunk
397
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:11,014
Out on the highway.
398
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:14,896
Miss walker?
399
00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,854
You're late. The trial's over.
400
00:19:16,889 --> 00:19:21,492
You'll be happy to know he
Suspended my driver's license.
401
00:19:21,527 --> 00:19:22,627
Well, actually,
402
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,740
I was hoping to get
Your phone number
403
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:30,000
And maybe take you
Out to dinner sometime.
404
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,302
What?!
405
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:32,337
What?!
406
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:33,971
You want to take
Her out on a date?!
407
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:38,942
She's obnoxious and has
Nothing but contempt for you!
408
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:42,112
Well... What repels me as a cop
409
00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:43,414
Attracts me as a man.
410
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:51,855
Man, do you so not know
How to read a situation.
411
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,392
Okay, the top number's
My home phone number,
412
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,904
And if you can't reach me there,
413
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,095
There's my cellphone
And my pager.
414
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:00,298
All right. Okay.
415
00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,301
And if you get bored later,
I'll be at my checkpoint.
416
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:06,737
I'll bring the wine.
417
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,614
What?
418
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:18,193
After everything that
He put you through,
419
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,217
You're going out
On a date with him?!
420
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:24,254
Sharon, I just got
Sprung from the slammer!
421
00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:26,571
Can't a girl get
A little action?!
422
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,541
Man: fortunately for the
Men, the quick-thinking children
423
00:20:32,565 --> 00:20:34,031
formed a human chain of life
424
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:37,535
and pulled them out of
The icy waters to safety.
425
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,948
you, the big one, use your back!
426
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:42,184
ironically, the two men are
Both professional lifesavers...
427
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:45,676
dr. Michael bergen and
Fireman pete dunkirk.
428
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,177
What?! "Dunkirk"?!
429
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:51,482
It's "Dunville," you idiot!
430
00:20:51,517 --> 00:20:53,083
I am calling that station.
431
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:03,694
Don't turn it on!
432
00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:05,896
I assure you, gentle viewer,
433
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,442
There are no special
Effects, no trick photography.
434
00:21:07,466 --> 00:21:11,301
I am, in fact, this handsome.
435
00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:12,736
Hog it, why don't you?
436
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:14,950
They're all laughing
At my bombing joke
437
00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,051
In the middle of the scene.
438
00:21:16,075 --> 00:21:18,542
You had a little piece
Of lettuce right here.
439
00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:21,411
It was right there,
And I just wanted to go...
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