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Pete! What?
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Move over!
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Okay.
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What are you doing in my bed?!
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Jogging!
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Y-you can't sleep here, berg.
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People talk as it is.
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Something from ashley's
Apartment is leaking on my bed.
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I haven't slept in 48 hours,
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And I have to be back at
The hospital in the morning.
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The couch is closer
To the hospital.
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Why don't you go sleep there?
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I can't, okay?
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Last week, I spilled
Milk on the couch,
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And for some
Reason, now it smells.
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So go sleep on the floor.
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I can't!
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For some reason,
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There's a line of ants
Heading towards the couch!
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Fine.
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You can sleep here.
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Good.
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If you don't mind,
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I'm just gonna
Read a little bit.
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Oh, the tv won't
Bother you, will it?
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And now... The singing fish.
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♪ I want to know ♪
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♪ can you help me? ♪
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♪ how I love to stay... ♪
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That's the last
Time I buy you a gift
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Out of the airplane catalogue!
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You can't fool
Me. I know it's you!
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What are you doing?
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I'm gonna paint my door.
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According to feng shui, a
Blue door says "Welcome"!
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Now go home!
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Hey, irene, I'm not here
For what you think.
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I just really need
A place to sleep.
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Oh, and you thought,
"Why not on top of irene?"
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Look, I told you, I'm not
Ready to commit to you.
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Besides, my hands are full.
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Frankly, some of the
Cats are really very high
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From the paint!
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Look, irene, something
From ashley's apartment
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Is leaking on my bed.
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I just need a place
To sleep, that's all.
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Go tell her to fix the leak.
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She's at the hospital.
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All right, then, just
Go sleep in her room.
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Here's her key.
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Please tell me johnny
Loaned you his key.
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Once. That's when
I had these made.
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Hey, baby, where you been?
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Not now, sweetheart. I
Gotta call the roofer guy.
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Three hours I waited for
Him, and he never showed up!
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Oh, god, that reminds me...
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The roofer guy called,
And he can't show up.
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Why didn't you call me?!
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I was about to, but
The phone broke.
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What happened to it?
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I don't know! What
Are you asking me for?!
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Things fall onto other things!
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The garbage
Disposal's broken, too.
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What a day I am having!
Everything is going wrong!
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First of all, there was...
Why is this beer warm,
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And come the little
Light's not coming on?!
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Oh.
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I thought I unplugged
The disposal.
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God, baby, you're so tense.
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Here.
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Ohh, oh, god, that
Feels so good.
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See?
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Tomorrow's gonna
Be a better day.
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Lower.
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Tomorrow's gonna
Be a better day.
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Maybe I could take
Your mind off things.
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Oh, yeah?
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What exactly did
You have in mind?
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I went to the store today.
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Did you get candles?
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Oh, yeah.
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Did you get massage
Oil? Oh, yeah!
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Did you get protection?
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God, I really gotta
Start making up a list!
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But I got my hopes
Up and everything!
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Well, baby, just go
Out and buy some more.
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It's freezing outside,
And believe me,
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Cold is not gonna
Help us in the long run.
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Okay, okay, okay, then, um,
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Then go get some
From pete and berg.
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Ew!
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Then I'll go ask.
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I'm not gonna have
Them sitting up there
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Knowing their protection's
Getting lucky with my wife.
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Well, then, you'd better
Go take a cold... Bath.
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The shower head broke off.
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Oh, gross!
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Ohh... I should have
Asked for these back
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When we broke up.
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I am the toilet king.
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Stupid ashley!
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My carpet!
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My magazines!
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Yeah?
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Hey, dorothy. Building
A tornado shelter?
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Do you know where johnny
Is? He's not answering his phone.
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Well, it's the
Middle of the night.
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He's probably asleep,
Like most normal people!
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Ah... So you've been
Watching us. Good.
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Listen, since you're awake
And your bed is empty,
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Do you think I could
Crash here tonight?
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I told you, I am no
Longer interested in you.
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That's why it's easy to ask.
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Oh, oh, I understand perfectly.
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You don't get thirsty
Until the well runs dry.
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Take away your candy,
Suddenly you have a sweet tooth.
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Could you use
Earth words, please?
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You want me.
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Okay, yeah, you're right, irene.
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All these years of snubbing
You have been an elaborate ruse
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To get you in bed tonight.
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Wow, this is bordering
On obsession.
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Don't make me get a
Restraining order.
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You can have mine!
Just reverse the names!
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I'll be off in a second.
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I just have to
Check my messages.
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I went out with this
Terrific guy the other night.
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He's really rich, not
That that matters.
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Berg: hello?
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W-who is this?
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Well, you called
me.Who do you think?
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Berg?!
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Yep.
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No!
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What are you doing
In my apartment?!
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I'm not in your apartment.
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Why would I be in
Your apartment?
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Y-y-you were thinking of
Your ex-boyfriend berg,
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So you accidentally
Dialed me instead.
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I understand. I'm more
Addictive than crack.
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Hey, is that my music box?
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No.
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Okay, so, hypothetically,
Since you're in your apartment,
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If I call you back, you're
Gonna pick up your phone?
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Not a chance, lady! You
Really gotta get over me!
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What?! I mean... Aahh!
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Sharon.
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Sharon... No.
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Can't we just mess around?
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Johnny, if you could
Just mess around,
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We wouldn't keep
Running out of protection.
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If you could make a list,
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We'd be making with the
Bump-bumps right now.
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Come on, it's not
Like I don't want to,
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But, I mean, we
Gotta be responsible.
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It's not like we're teenagers.
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Are you making
Fun of my parents?
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I just don't think
It's worth the risk.
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The risk is tiny! It's
Ridiculously tiny!
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Yeah, how tiny?
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Well, I work a lot around
Electrical currents.
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I'm pretty sure I'm sterile.
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Oh, oh, that's good.
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As we walk by
People, they'll say,
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"Looky, there goes
The sterile electrician
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And his pregnant bride."
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00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:03,146
I can handle that. I love kids.
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00:10:03,170 --> 00:10:06,071
I could say I wanted to
Raise tigers right now,
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And you'd say yes.
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Sure, we could work
Them into our magic act.
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Okay, you know what?
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Seriously, johnny, I don't
Think you're ready to be a father.
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Whoa, whoa! What's
That supposed to mean?
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I'm gonna be a great dad.
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Yes, you will,
Someday, but not now.
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Everything makes you angry...
Broken phones, warm beer.
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I am going to be
The most patient
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And understanding
Father a child has ever had.
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Go away!
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Hey, thanks, buddy, I, uh,
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I really need a place to crash.
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Not here!
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No, my bed is soaking wet.
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The couch smells,
And ashley's got this...
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I can't believe she thinks
I'm obsessed with her.
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I mean, she... She's the
One who's off-balance.
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She's the one who
Spent four months
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In a special hospital.
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They didn't take away my
Mirrors and shoelaces.
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You don't see me up in
The middle of the night
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Talking to myself, do you?
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No, you do not.
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Why am I not surprised?
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Look, just because I
Knock on your door once
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In the middle of the night
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Does not mean that
I'm obsessed with you.
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This is the second
Time you've knocked.
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Oh, and that makes me obsessed?
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Look, I'm just the knocker.
You're the counter knocker
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Oh, pete, this is classic.
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00:11:54,114 --> 00:11:57,248
It doesn't take
Dr. Freud to notice
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You worked "Knockers"
Into the conversation.
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00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:02,853
What?! What?!
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00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:06,391
No, no, no, irene, that is...
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00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,327
You know what? This
Conversation is over!
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00:12:09,362 --> 00:12:11,696
Then why are you
Still standing here?
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B-b-b... Ah!
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Gaah!
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'cause it's a free
Country, that's why!
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Aagh!
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That does it! That does it!
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Ashley!
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Blanket... Where's my blanket?
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Shut up, berg!
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Hey... Easy.
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The little fella
Lost his blanket.
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You do know that's berg, right?
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I'm just trying to
Show a little patience
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And understanding.
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Hey, I think that's my
Natural fatherly instincts
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Kicking in.
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Okay, fine.
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But if he's hungry,
I'm not breast-feeding.
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Hey... Here you go.
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00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,761
There, that's right, slugger.
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00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,564
That's a blanket.
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00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:27,271
Ashley!
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Ow!
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Damn key!
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Hello?
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Huh.
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That's funny, I always thought
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There'd be a 3-headed
Dog guarding this room.
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Huh.
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00:14:11,818 --> 00:14:15,119
Come on, boy! There's
Trouble at the well!
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That's a good boy!
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Stay. Stay.
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That's toilet water. You enjoy.
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Mr. Jeebers!
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00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,611
Come here, baby!
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Mr. Jeebers!
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00:14:42,181 --> 00:14:45,482
Mr. Jeebers, where are you?
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Aaaahhh!
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00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,891
What's that? There's a sound.
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Honey!
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00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,360
What?
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00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,763
Berg's talking
In his sleep again.
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00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:00,464
That's 10 times tonight.
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00:15:02,301 --> 00:15:03,734
Aah! Damn it!
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00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,502
Damn it.
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00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:08,072
Shh, berg, it's okay, buddy.
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00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:09,406
It's all right.
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00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,845
What are you doing?
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00:15:14,881 --> 00:15:18,015
Just fixing his pillow.
Just fluffing his pillow.
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00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,417
Uhh.
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00:15:20,453 --> 00:15:22,419
Do you have some water?
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00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:23,788
What?
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00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,556
Thirsty.
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00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,725
Yeah, fine.
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4:00 in the morning...
Getting him a drink of water.
261
00:15:30,496 --> 00:15:32,541
Nobody ever got
Me a drink of water.
262
00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:34,677
Bathroom light is
On. No one's in there.
263
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,667
I'm the toilet king.
264
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:53,918
Man: hey, ashley... It's devo.
265
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,201
I had a great tie
The other nigh.
266
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:00,825
give me a cal.
267
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:03,661
my number is -
268
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:06,196
Electronic voice:
message erased.
269
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:08,499
Oops.
270
00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:19,243
One and two and
One and two and...
271
00:16:25,184 --> 00:16:28,385
Don't worry, baby.
272
00:16:28,420 --> 00:16:31,488
Okay, mama's here.
273
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:38,295
One... Two...
274
00:16:50,877 --> 00:16:52,076
Wake up!
275
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,745
Berg, go to bed.
276
00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:57,848
I heard a noise!
277
00:16:57,884 --> 00:17:00,350
It's nothing like the
Noise you're gonna hear
278
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:01,596
If I have to get up.
279
00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:03,888
Berg, just go back to
Sleep. It was nothing.
280
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:06,957
But you guys, I...
But... But what?
281
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:09,526
Do you have any juice?
282
00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:10,795
All right, that's it.
283
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:12,897
Johnny, he only asked for juice.
284
00:17:12,932 --> 00:17:14,212
Why do you baby him?
285
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,035
Come on, let's go.
286
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,936
You're going back upstairs.
287
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:23,040
I don't wanna go
Upstairs. I want some juice.
288
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,179
You can get your
Own juice upstairs.
289
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,246
Fine!
290
00:17:29,281 --> 00:17:32,649
I will get my own
Juice upstairs.
291
00:17:32,685 --> 00:17:34,952
Ah! No, no, no.
292
00:17:34,987 --> 00:17:36,420
You're going up to your room!
293
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:38,856
Great, great, I
Wanna go to my room.
294
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:40,324
Good.
295
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:42,799
You'll be sorry when I'm dead!
296
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:46,975
It's like dealing with a baby!
297
00:17:46,999 --> 00:17:49,066
Now, sweetie, that is not fair.
298
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,268
You cannot compare
Berg to a baby.
299
00:17:51,303 --> 00:17:52,737
Babies have potential.
300
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:55,539
I hate to admit it, but
I think you're right.
301
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,141
Of course I was!
302
00:17:57,176 --> 00:17:59,110
About what this time?
303
00:17:59,145 --> 00:18:02,579
About me not being
Ready to have a baby.
304
00:18:02,615 --> 00:18:05,049
From now on, we
Use protection...
305
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,195
Two at a time.
306
00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:08,352
Okay.
307
00:18:08,387 --> 00:18:10,054
Goodnight.
308
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,190
Goodnight.
309
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,260
Mmm... Mmm...
310
00:18:16,295 --> 00:18:20,131
Okay... Baseball,
Sister margaret,
311
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,200
108 times 5, baseball...
312
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:34,845
Do all the men in your
Bedget that warning?
313
00:18:34,881 --> 00:18:37,214
What are you doing in my bed?
314
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,683
Well, I had a bit of porridge...
315
00:18:42,255 --> 00:18:45,022
I'm sorry, I must
Have fallen asleep.
316
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,758
This bed is really comfortable.
Is this egyptian cotton?
317
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:50,394
My music box!
318
00:18:50,429 --> 00:18:53,430
Oh, yeah. Here.
319
00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,699
Here's your little toy.
320
00:18:55,734 --> 00:19:00,370
It is not a toy! You
Broke pretty cathy!
321
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,840
So, do you have a lighter?
322
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,010
I'll melt her feet
Right back on.
323
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,577
What are you doing here?
324
00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:10,347
I came up here
To fix your toilet.
325
00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,817
It's leaking into our apartment.
326
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,552
Ah! My poodle cozy!
327
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:19,890
I know, I tried to stop him.
328
00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:23,560
He's so brave.
329
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,064
Ah!
330
00:19:27,099 --> 00:19:29,533
Well, go down and
Turn off the water main!
331
00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,636
I'm not going down to the
Department of water and power
332
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:34,271
In the middle of the night!
333
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:37,308
It's right outside the
Building by the garbage bins.
334
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,709
I know that!
335
00:19:38,744 --> 00:19:41,979
I thought you meant turn
Off the water to the city!
336
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,349
Pete?
337
00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,753
No, no, no, irene, it's
Not what it looks like!
338
00:20:22,788 --> 00:20:24,421
I'm not obsessed with you!
339
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,290
You want to look?! Fine!
340
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:29,126
Get it out of your system!
341
00:20:45,111 --> 00:20:48,779
You can't sleep here.
342
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:56,386
You can sleep there.
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