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Tonight you be the
Russian gymnast
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And I'll be the olympic judge.
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And if you want a perfect score,
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Well, I'm corruptible.
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Okay, that sounds great,
But, ooh, I've got an idea!
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How about I be a gymnast
And, um, you be pete?
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You mean, like, a fireman?
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Yeah, exactly.
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Fireman pete.
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Hey, look, if you want
To be with pete so bad,
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Then why don't you
Go for the real thing?
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You're such a genius! Uh...
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Except that pete would
Never cheat on marti.
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He wouldn't be cheating
Because they just broke up.
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Get out!
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No, really. Really,
They just broke up.
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No, no. Get out!
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What?
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Now!
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I have to be alone,
To think and to plan.
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Okay. All right. Fine, fine.
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I'll be fireman pete.
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Hello, I'm here to
Save you from the fire.
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Yeah, it's over.
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Deal with it.
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But, hey, you did keep
My engine running,
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And for that I thank you.
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So there I was.
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I told my sex buddy,
"Deal with it. It's over."
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You think marti's at home
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Talking to her friends
About how she dumped me?
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No, she's with
Nomar garcia parra.
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She's forgotten all
About you! Ha ha ha!
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Whoo-hoo! Score!
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Very good, johnny,
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But the adults are talking.
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You know, berg, I
Didn't make fun of you
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When ashley
Started dating nomar.
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Yeah, you did.
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Well, not in front of you,
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And I think that's
The difference.
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Would you stop playing
With your wedding ring?
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Sorry, man.
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Ring's uncomfortable, you know?
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I'm not used to wearing it yet.
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Takes a while for a dog
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To get used to his collar, too.
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Man, that hurts coming
From two single guys
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In their kitchen
On a friday night.
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Is it friday night again?
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What happened to us, huh?
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We used to go out to clubs
And meet women every night.
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No, we didn't.
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Well, we used to
Go out to clubs.
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Sometimes... There'd
Be women there.
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Pete, come on, let's
Go out tonight, huh?
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Let's go out to a club.
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It'll be good to get
Out of the kitchen.
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Ah, I'm just going to
Stay here with johnny.
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Sounds good to me.
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What are you doing?
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I'm contemplating
A torrid affair
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With a sweaty
Construction worker!
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Ha ha ha!
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Well, you better
Make it that one
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'cause hello!
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I know. I've been trying
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To get his attention all week.
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I'm not wearing a bra.
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Or you could try talking to him.
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No, I couldn't do that. I
Wouldn't know what to say.
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Well, think fast!
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Hey, you! My friend
Has a crush on you!
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I am never talking to you again!
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Hey.
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So, you have a crush on me?
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Ooh, sort of.
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This is kind of embarrassing.
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I'm not usually attracted
To men with menial jobs.
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Excuse me?
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No, no, no! No, no, no!
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It's just that, um, I
Like intelligent people,
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And you just don't usually
Find them on road crews.
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I was just saying
What was on my mind.
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Men used to love
That I was honest.
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Just try being nice.
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Hey, I was smiling.
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Not the same!
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Look, it doesn't matter how
Much the hangman smiles,
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You still wind up dead!
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Wow! Ooh! Don't
You look smashing!
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Both: ha ha ha! Thanks.
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You look nice, too, berg.
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Thanks.
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Pete, I just want you to know
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How very, very, very sorry I was
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To hear that you and
Marti have parted ways.
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Thanks, irene. It's
Been kind of tough.
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May she die a
Painful, early death.
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So, irene, you think
I look nice, huh?
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Anyway...
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If you ever need a
Shoulder to cry on
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Or a brain to interact with
Instead of an empty head...
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Irene, I appreciate
It, I really do,
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But I don't want to mislead you.
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Breaking up with marti
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Doesn't mean we'll
Ever get together.
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You're just my neighbor,
And almost a friend.
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That's good enough for me.
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Irene.
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Irene!
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Do you remember the 2-foot rule?
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Pete, uh, johnny's waiting.
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Hey, berg, can I talk to
You alone for a second?
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Uh, yeah.
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What?
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Ha ha ha! Pete's
Not ready to commit,
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So you're back in!
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Forget it, irene.
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What we had was
Cheap and meaningless,
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And you just threw that away.
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Yes, you're right.
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I am a wasteful little wench,
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And I need to be punished!
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Stop it.
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I'll see you tonight.
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I'm not coming over.
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Oh, that's right,
Baby. Punish me.
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Come in.
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Hey, you ready?
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Yeah. How do I look?
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I'd lose the fanny pack.
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Hey.
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Hey. Where you taking my guy?
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Oh, we're going to
That new club, the line.
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Only the real cool
People know about it.
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Pete, don't tell me
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You're stealing cool
People's mail again!
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It sounds like
Somebody's jealous
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That her husband's going out
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With a couple of chick magnets.
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Ha ha ha!
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All right.
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I was feeling bad about
Going out in the party pants,
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But now you're just
Going to have to suffer.
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Hello? Ha ha ha!
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Oh, hey, ash.
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Oh, you like someone, huh?
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Oh, it's not going well, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Oh.
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It was a total nightmare!
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Uh-huh.
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And this cute guy
Asks me for directions...
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Oh, that's a real
Shame. I hear you.
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I said sure 'cause I
Am a nice ashley...
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Son of a...
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Ash, get dressed.
We're going out!
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What?
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Well, then tape "Providence"!
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Wow. Very hot girl.
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I guess people don't
Go out at 7:00 anymore.
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Berg: good evening, sir.
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Are you on the list?
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Well, if you're referring
To boston's most eligible,
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Then, uh, no, sir, I'm not.
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Well, it's early.
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I guess you guys
Can come in anyway.
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20 bucks each.
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Ooh! $20?
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That's fine. That's fine.
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Is that like a
Permanent membership?
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Does that include free drinks?
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Drinks are $6.
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$6?
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6 bucks for a
Drink? What a scam!
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I know a great place
We can get cheap beers.
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When we come back here,
We won't have to drink.
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They won't know what hit 'em.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Sounds good.
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You coming?
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No, we forgot our condoms.
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Hey, this place great or what?
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I got all this for 2 bucks.
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Oh, yeah!
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If only the babes we're
Going to meet tonight
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Could see us now, huh?
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Johnny. Johnny!
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You put onions on our hot dog.
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So what's the big deal?
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We're hooking up
With beautiful women.
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How does sharon feel
About onion breath?
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She hates it.
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Hey, guys.
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You having a couple
Of curb brews
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Before you comb for bettys?
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You're so off the mark,
I don't want to comment.
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I'm getting kind
Of excited, though.
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You and me, back on the prowl.
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I know. It's been a while since
We've had to charm the ladies.
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The boys of boston are back!
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Cop! Cop! Cop!
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Uh, my bad. It's a taxi.
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Ugh. I hate these meat markets.
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Come on, ash. I
Need to find johnny.
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Yeah, but look at that guy.
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Do you think he actually
Looked in the mirror tonight
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And said, "The mesh
Tank top... Yeah!"
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You know, this could
Be a good chance
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For you to practice
"The nice ashley."
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Fine.
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Nice nipple ring.
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He was courting you. Sweet!
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Hey, there.
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Are you on the guest list?
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Uh, no, but, you see,
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My husband left his wedding
Ring at home when he came here,
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So I'm just going to go in,
Kill him, and then we're out.
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Well, you look
Hot. What the heck?
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Thanks.
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00:11:32,659 --> 00:11:34,559
What about my friend here?
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Yeah, sourpuss can come in, too.
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00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,435
Hey, this is a long
Line. This is a hot club.
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00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,276
Hey! Nipple ring.
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Nice!
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You know, um, I-I was
Going to get one of those.
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Instead I, uh, I
Went for the watch.
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Hey, guys, guys,
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Let me do the
Talking, all right?
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You know what?
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The last time you said anything,
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We lost three beers, all right?
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Just lay low. We'll
Take care of you.
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Hi, there. Hi. Remember us?
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Sure. You were here when
You could've gotten in.
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That's a good one.
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Do not touch the rope!
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00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:22,440
Man, you never touch the rope.
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All right, you know
What? Let me handle this.
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Hi.
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Uh, major league baseball fan?
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Yeah.
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Red sox shortstop
Nomar garcia parra...
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Heard of him?
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Yeah.
248
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,034
Yeah, yeah, well,
Here's the thing.
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My girlfriend
Dumped me for him, so...
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You've got a lot to learn
About name-dropping.
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Look, why don't you
Just let us in, huh?
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What do you say?
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Are you with him?
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No chance.
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Too bad. Come on in, germ.
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00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:06,250
Man, you got to
Have the threads.
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00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,727
Sharon, we're never
Going to find johnny.
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00:13:15,762 --> 00:13:17,729
Let's just get out of here.
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00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,164
No, I'm not leaving
Until I find him
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And ram this symbol of
Our love down his throat.
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Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey.
262
00:13:24,738 --> 00:13:27,104
I think that guy
Is headed my way.
263
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,617
Okay, okay, remember... Nice.
264
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,675
Hey, excuse me.
265
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,511
You don't have to
Apologize. I noticed you, too.
266
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,780
I'm kind of in a hurry.
267
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:38,015
Oh, tiger, buy me a drink first.
268
00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:39,384
Lady, move!
269
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:45,189
Do you have any other
Humiliating suggestions?
270
00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,935
Try not to act so desperate.
271
00:13:46,959 --> 00:13:51,829
I want to meet a man!
272
00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,843
You're just a little uptight.
273
00:13:53,867 --> 00:13:55,900
Yes, of course I'm
Uptight. I'm uncomfortable.
274
00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:57,535
How would you feel
If you were at the bar
275
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,504
And nobody noticed you?
276
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:02,106
You want to be noticed?
All right. Then come on.
277
00:14:02,141 --> 00:14:04,008
Wait. Where are we going?
278
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,855
We're going to dance. No,
No. I don't really do that.
279
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,556
Yeah, I don't really care.
280
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,514
Hey, sweet things.
281
00:14:12,251 --> 00:14:15,319
Okay, just listen to the music.
282
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:17,354
Do what I do, okay?
283
00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:24,295
Okay, that's great.
284
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:27,698
Let's just try it without
The board up your butt.
285
00:14:27,734 --> 00:14:31,302
I'm sorry. I told you.
I don't really dance.
286
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:33,315
Come here. Just loosen up.
287
00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:41,546
Whoo!
288
00:14:44,918 --> 00:14:46,383
Man: yeah!
289
00:14:51,223 --> 00:14:54,091
Whoa.
290
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:01,799
Woman: whoo-hoo!
291
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:18,415
Yeah, they love
Me, they love me!
292
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:30,060
Does it get any lower than this?
293
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:33,163
Well, let's see. We're
Drinking in a gutter.
294
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:34,832
I don't know.
295
00:15:34,868 --> 00:15:37,267
I'm having a good
Time with my buddies...
296
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:40,771
Sitting back, enjoying a
Few, having some laughs.
297
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:43,608
Gentlemen, to a perfect evening.
298
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,977
Yeah, forget about it.
299
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:50,715
Ew... Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew.
300
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,685
There's a bandage in my hot dog.
301
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:03,861
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
302
00:16:03,897 --> 00:16:05,440
Berg, berg, throw
This away for me.
303
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,031
Oh, no!
304
00:16:07,066 --> 00:16:08,310
Hey, hey, hey,
Don't throw it out.
305
00:16:08,334 --> 00:16:09,834
Just break off the end.
306
00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:16,541
Boy, you are
Having a good night.
307
00:16:16,576 --> 00:16:18,743
It ain't over yet.
308
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:22,613
After this, I get to go
Home to my gorgeous wife,
309
00:16:22,649 --> 00:16:26,050
And if I play my cards right,
She'll let me play with...
310
00:16:26,085 --> 00:16:28,553
My ring!
311
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,923
I lost my ring. Sharon
Is going to kill me.
312
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:35,604
Man, aren't you glad
313
00:16:35,628 --> 00:16:38,029
You don't have to
Go home to somebody
314
00:16:38,064 --> 00:16:40,531
Waiting there to
Tear your head off?
315
00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,536
Not really.
316
00:16:45,572 --> 00:16:47,572
Me neither.
317
00:16:49,475 --> 00:16:50,875
Well, let's go home.
318
00:16:50,910 --> 00:16:52,076
Yeah.
319
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,147
Oh, taxi!
320
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:09,961
Look at all these phone numbers.
321
00:17:09,996 --> 00:17:12,029
Which ones are
You going to call?
322
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,309
None. I'm going to sell
Them to a telemarketer.
323
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:15,600
Wait a second.
324
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,802
I thought you wanted
Guys fawning all over you.
325
00:17:17,837 --> 00:17:20,805
Yeah, I thought I did, too,
But as I was writhing around
326
00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:23,407
On that beer-soaked
Dance floor I realized...
327
00:17:23,442 --> 00:17:25,821
Mr. Right probably
Wasn't one of the guys
328
00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:28,090
Yelling at me to
Take off my top.
329
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:31,015
Ash, you're not going to
Find mr. Right in some club.
330
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,784
I mean, all those guys are
So desperate and lonely.
331
00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:35,753
You need a guy
Who's got character...
332
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,321
Who's strong enough to withstand
333
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:38,856
The constant nagging.
334
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:41,859
Well, there just aren't a
Lot of johnnys out there.
335
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,228
Yeah. Guess I'm lucky.
336
00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:47,264
You probably want to
Get down there and kill him.
337
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:50,200
Got that right. Good night.
338
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:58,843
Honey... Thank god you're home.
339
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:01,646
There was three of
Them, and they jumped me,
340
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:04,448
And they didn't want
My watch or my wallet.
341
00:18:04,483 --> 00:18:07,043
They just wanted
My wedding ring.
342
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:11,255
Oh, thank god.
You bought it back.
343
00:18:16,729 --> 00:18:20,865
I love you.
344
00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:25,302
How come?
345
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:27,304
Because you know what?
346
00:18:27,339 --> 00:18:29,606
When I was out I
Realized that there are
347
00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:32,476
A lot of lonely desperate
People out there,
348
00:18:32,511 --> 00:18:34,123
And I'm not one of them,
349
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,357
So if you don't want to
Wear your wedding ring,
350
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:36,814
That's fine.
351
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,650
The important thing
Is that you're mine.
352
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:43,654
Oh, honey, this is so nice.
353
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,491
I was worried that...
Hey, you went out?
354
00:18:47,526 --> 00:18:50,494
Oh, yeah, yeah... To find you...
355
00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:52,496
But then ashley and I
356
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:56,233
Wound up dancing
With, like, 50 guys.
357
00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:58,669
You know, I'd forgotten
How single guys
358
00:18:58,705 --> 00:19:00,738
Keep themselves
In such good shape.
359
00:19:05,011 --> 00:19:06,088
Boy, it was fun,
360
00:19:06,112 --> 00:19:07,489
And I would've never gone out
361
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,091
Had you not forgotten
Your wedding ring.
362
00:19:09,115 --> 00:19:11,315
You know what?
363
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,951
I think I'm going to wear
This thing from now on.
364
00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:16,053
Oh, baby, that's
Okay. I trust you.
365
00:19:16,089 --> 00:19:18,055
Half those guys were married.
366
00:19:18,091 --> 00:19:21,058
Hey, look at that, huh? It
Really dresses up a hand.
367
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:24,328
Oh, yeah. It does look nice.
368
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:28,132
Oh, you know who had a
Really nice ring? Chuck.
369
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,902
I'm going to hear about
This for a long time, aren't I?
370
00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:33,904
Until death do us part.
371
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,339
Yeah.
372
00:19:37,376 --> 00:19:39,777
Hey, you know, that
Wasn't such a bad night.
373
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,812
We met a couple of ladies.
374
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,216
Who cares if they were cops?
375
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:48,152
Hey, you know, mine
Gave me her badge number.
376
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:49,364
Should we call them?
377
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,588
No. I think we
Should play it cool.
378
00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,891
Wait to see them at the hearing.
379
00:19:53,926 --> 00:19:56,093
The boys of boston
Are back, though, right?
380
00:19:56,129 --> 00:19:59,730
Right. Whoo!
381
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,043
Hey, where are you going?
382
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,733
To marti's to beg
Her to take me back.
383
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:05,236
Hey, come on. Look,
Don't do that, all right?
384
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,648
Marti never wants
To see you again.
385
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:08,183
She's in love with another man.
386
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:10,674
Lots of couples have problems.
387
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:13,277
Oh, stop it. Listen, I
Know you're hurting,
388
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,979
And I know that it's hard, okay?
389
00:20:15,014 --> 00:20:17,414
But you can't just go
Crawling back to somebody
390
00:20:17,449 --> 00:20:18,727
With your hat in
Your hand, you know?
391
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:20,028
You deserve to be with someone
392
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,687
Who cares about you as much
As you care about them, pete,
393
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:27,091
So just stay strong.
394
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:28,959
I'm going to be
Right here with you.
395
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:33,898
Thanks. You're right.
396
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:38,335
Man, I wish I had your strength.
397
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,604
Don't we all.
398
00:20:40,639 --> 00:20:43,240
Good night.
399
00:20:43,276 --> 00:20:44,541
Good night, pete.
400
00:20:58,691 --> 00:21:02,559
You put onions on our hot dog.
401
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,196
You put onions on our hot dog.
402
00:21:05,231 --> 00:21:07,731
There's a bandage in my hot dog!
403
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,796
There's a bandage in my hot dog!
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