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Come in!
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Hey, you got my drill?
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, hey, look!
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I got my badge.
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I'm official.
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Why do they give
Firemen badges anyway?
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Don't the yellow pants
And the goofy hat say it all?
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Here.
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Berg made pancakes.
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Berg: who's ticklish?
Who's ticklish?
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Who is ticklish?
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Berg has a sex buddy!
What's a sex buddy?
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I don't know. I've
Never had one.
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We should go. We
Gotta go, we gotta go.
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Whatcha doing with mr. Gator?
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You're not supposed to be here.
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You got a sex buddy in there?
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Hey! Hey! Shhhh!
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And don't call her
That. It's demeaning.
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But you really have one.
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Damn straight!
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Berg, I've never
Seen a sex buddy.
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Can I see what one looks like?
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Hey, she's a human being, pete.
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It's not a whale watch.
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So, she's big, huh?
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Okay, out!
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Who was that? That
Was pete and johnny.
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Petey dunville, the
Sweetie from funville?
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Relax, relax. He
Didn't know it was you.
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Oh, good.
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Okay, the coast is clear.
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Are you trying to get rid of me?
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No, no. Come here.
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Oh.
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Okay. Go on now.
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W-what was that?
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I'm not allowed to go
Into the burning building
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Because I'm not a firefighter?
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Really.
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Freeze!
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Here. Do you want these?
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Why would I want
Your stupid flowers?
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Nomar sent them.
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These are from nomar?
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Oh, my god, they're beautiful!
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I should find a vase.
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The nerve of that guy!
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I dump him and he thinks he
Can make everything better
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By sending me flowers.
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Do you think he picked
These from his garden?
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It's really hard feeling
Sorry for yourself
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When you're constantly
Being interrupted with gifts.
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You should just admit
You made a huge mistake
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And take nomar back
Before he realizes
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He's too good for you.
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I'm not getting back
Together with him.
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I'm just... I'm just gonna
Have to suffer through this.
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All right. All right.
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But in that case, you're
Gonna need a friend.
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Thanks, pete. Hey, it's weird.
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I felt a little awkward
Coming down here
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'cause I think the
Hardest thing for me
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Is not really having
Anyone to talk to.
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I hope you like scotch.
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Um... Now listen...
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It's not very good,
But there's a lot of it.
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Thanks for nothing, pete.
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Oh, you're welcome. And
Thanks for the flowers!
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Oh... Yeah. That's real nice.
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Mature behavior there, pete.
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She comes down here
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Looking for just a
Little bit of compassion...
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And you treat her like dirt.
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Are you serious?
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No!
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I was hiding in the
Bathroom till she left.
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I just wish she'd hurry up
And get back with nomar.
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He's only the greatest
Guy she's ever dated.
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If nomar's so great, maybe
You shouldn't have split them up.
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I didn't split them up. I
Told a harmless joke.
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Yes, a joke that
Made nomar think
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Ash and I were still
Sleeping together.
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I still think it's funny.
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Come on. Take a look at this.
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Only room in the
House that doesn't leak.
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Oh, thank god! All
This crap is spared!
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Near as I can figure, this
Was a formal sitting room
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Or else more of a casual,
Lyin'-down-naked room.
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Oooh, what got
You all rarin' to go?
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Pete and berg.
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A house isn't a home
Until we christen it.
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Oh! Dirty!
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Okay, no problem.
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There. All clean. Oh, sure...
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The guy on top
Always thinks it's clean.
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Clean the room and
I'll see you tonight.
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Irene, hey!
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Hey, it's berg. You busy?
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Pete's at the fire
Station. Come over.
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Guess what.
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I swiped a patient's
Gown from the hospital.
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The doctor is in.
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Grrrr.
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Bad doctor. Off
The furniture! Off!
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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Have you seen my badge?
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Yes, pete, we've all
Seen your badge.
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Duh! Pete! I... Uh...
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Look at me. Forgot to dress.
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That's weird.
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I mean, she didn't
Flirt with me.
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Maybe she has a boyfriend.
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Absolutely not. Why not?
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I mean, she's friendly...
A little too friendly...
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But some guys like that.
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Hey, look. I found your badge.
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Go fight a fire!
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I'm serious. I bet
She has a boyfriend.
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Whoever he is, I
Hope he's not a jerk.
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I'm sure that
Irene will be fine.
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You know, irene's kinda fragile.
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She's not like one
Of your sex buddies,
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You know?
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You can't just treat
Her like a piece of meat.
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How come?
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Berg, I blew her off once,
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She spent six months in a home.
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It was only, like, four.
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Why do you always
Have to knock me down?
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Hey, ash, listen...
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I feel kinda bad
About yesterday.
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So, I don't know if
You still wanted to,
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We could... Talk.
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Not for long.
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Like two minutes max.
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Go.
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Thanks, pete.
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I realize you're offering me
Your entire attention span.
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But I'm fine... Really.
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Really? Mm-hmm.
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Really? Great!
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You got back
Together with nomar?
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No! I am not getting
Back together with him.
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It's over and I am fine.
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You can't cover up
The stink of depression
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By taking a shower
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And throwing on some
Unflattering outfit.
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Hey, dr. Hottie.
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Hey, germ.
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Ready to shred some rails?
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Mm-hmm.
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You're going
Skateboarding with germ?
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Skateboarding?
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Hello! Welcome to fall 2000.
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I mean, if you want
To skateboard, man,
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Get in your time machine
And travel back to june.
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If I had a time machine,
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I'd go back and tell your
Parents about birth control.
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Me too.
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Hey, irene. Um, can we talk?
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Sure, come on in.
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Um, actually, I
Don't want anyone
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Let's pretend like
We're getting the mail.
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Listen, I just want to apologize
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If I've done anything that
Made you uncomfortable.
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Oh, it's okay.
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I started stretching
In the mornings.
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Hey, you guys. Is the mail here?
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No. No.
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Um, I was just checking
To see if the mail had come,
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And then irene came out
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And she asked me
If the mail had come,
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And I just looked
At her and I said, "No."
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Okay? Okay.
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Whatever? Whatever.
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I'll see you guys
Later. All right!
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I thought you were
The mailman. No mail.
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Okay, right there.
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I was lying to sharon
For both our sakes,
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Not just mine.
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Is there something on your mind?
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Yeah. Look, um, irene...
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Sometimes when two
People get involved,
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Sexually...
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Emotions can get tangled,
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Feelings can get confused,
And before you know it...
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I see what's happening.
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You do?
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Yeah. Berg... Don't
You get hooked on me!
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What?
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I understand. Ha!
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No, no, no.
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I have no problem
With any of this.
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Irene, I just don't
Want you to feel like
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I'm treating you
Like a piece of meat.
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Why would I?
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I mean, you're the meat.
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No, I'm not.
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Yeah.
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100% prime angus. Ooh...
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A little junk in the trunk.
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I'm gonna have to start
Making you do some of the work.
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All set.
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It looks great!
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Let the countdown
To christening begin.
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10... 9... 8, 7...
6... 5, 4... 3...
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2... Wait!
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Oh, let's make a fire.
It'll be so romantic!
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Oh, we can't.
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I think there's a family
Of raccoons living there.
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Raccoons?
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Yeah, I looked up there
And something looked back.
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It's either a raccoon
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Or a very tiny,
Old-fashioned criminal.
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Oh, j-j-johnny...
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We can't make love with
Animals in the chimney.
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Sure we can.
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No, no, no.
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There's no way I'm
Exposing my naked butt
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To a bunch of raccoons.
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We don't have to do it that
Way. We can just do it regular.
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Johnny... I'll close the flue.
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Just get rid of the critters
And we'll christen tomorrow.
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All right, but this better
Not be your idea of marriage.
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I'm not going to do a chore
Every time we have sex.
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You think we're gonna have sex
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Every time you do a chore?
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Oh, hey, irene.
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Hey, berg.
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Look what I bought.
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Cool. Tonight
I'll be the doctor,
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And you'll be the
Vegas showgirl.
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They're for you, silly.
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I'm the showgirl.
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Go ahead, put 'em on.
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I... For me?
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Ooh, um...
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I have to go to the
Hospital, though.
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00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:12,296
So? Doesn't mean
You can't feel pretty.
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What happened to you?
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Some delinquents on scooters
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Tried to grab onto
A moving firetruck.
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Well, it's a good thing
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That fireboy pete
Was on the lookout,
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Or we could've had fun.
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Ashley, don't you see you're
Just being self-destructive?
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Will you make up with nomar
Before you kill yourself?
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No, I'm fine.
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No, you're not.
Berg, talk to her.
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Ashley, do you need help?
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No, I'm fine!
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Why does everyone
Keep asking me that?!
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Just because I wanted to have
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A little heart-to-heart
With pete
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And I wanted to go
Skateboarding with germ...
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It was a scooter.
Oh, just shut up!
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I don't need your help! I
Don't need anyone's help!
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I'm fine! I am perfectly fine!
261
00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:04,193
Berg, what am I going to
Do? She won't listen to me.
262
00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:05,349
Hey, look, pete...
263
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,451
People don't change
Unless they want to.
264
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,921
There's nothing any
One person can say.
265
00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:14,725
You're right. Hey, um...
266
00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:16,572
Meet me tonight at
Johnny and sharon's house.
267
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:18,997
Why? They're having a party.
268
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,799
I saw sharon today.
She didn't mention it.
269
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:25,003
Uh, it's sort of a, uh,
Surprise housewarming.
270
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,437
Oh, okay.
271
00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,583
And make sure ashley comes.
272
00:13:27,607 --> 00:13:29,819
Um, hey. I don't
Have the address.
273
00:13:29,843 --> 00:13:32,203
Meet me outside the party
And I'll give it to you there.
274
00:13:42,689 --> 00:13:44,555
Thank you, sweetie.
275
00:13:44,590 --> 00:13:46,390
I can't tell you how
Much I appreciate
276
00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,626
All the hard work you've done.
277
00:13:49,129 --> 00:13:52,697
So I guess I'm just
Gonna have to show ya!
278
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:54,532
Come on!
279
00:13:57,704 --> 00:13:58,864
Was that you?
280
00:14:03,710 --> 00:14:04,843
It was the doorbell.
281
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:07,678
Just deal with it
Before I lose the mood.
282
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,180
Come on! Hustle up, big boy!
283
00:14:15,055 --> 00:14:17,188
Hey, johnny. How's it going?
284
00:14:17,224 --> 00:14:19,168
I'm busy. What do you want?
285
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:22,894
Uh, I'm here for the
Housewarming party.
286
00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:24,307
I would have brought you a gift,
287
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,231
But I wanted to see
What you needed.
288
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:30,235
So, I guess the perfect gift
Would have been a new house.
289
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,983
Hey, ash. What's going on?
290
00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:37,242
Did you invite ashley for
A housewarming party?
291
00:14:37,277 --> 00:14:38,676
Oh, yes.
292
00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,489
I wanted to show the most
Sarcastic person I know
293
00:14:40,513 --> 00:14:42,794
The most embarrassing
Part of my life.
294
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:49,031
I-I'm sorry. Did I
Interrupt something?
295
00:14:49,055 --> 00:14:50,166
Oh, no. Not at all.
296
00:14:50,190 --> 00:14:51,200
Honey, that's not entirely true.
297
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,323
Hey, johnny...
298
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,695
Happy housewarming.
299
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:58,863
Here's your gift.
300
00:14:58,899 --> 00:15:00,331
It's kinda last minute.
301
00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:07,816
So, can I have a tour?
302
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,000
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
303
00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:11,709
I could show you the upstairs,
304
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,712
But there are no lights,
And holes in the floor.
305
00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:17,181
Okay, well, how
About the downstairs?
306
00:15:17,217 --> 00:15:18,494
Uh, I could, but there are lighs
307
00:15:18,518 --> 00:15:21,352
And you'd see
What it looks like.
308
00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:22,731
Oh! I could show
You the clean room.
309
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,956
Come on.
310
00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,257
Okay, in here,
311
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:28,826
I think we're probably
Gonna go with one color.
312
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,397
Wow!
313
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,764
What a dump!
314
00:15:35,902 --> 00:15:37,868
Hey, hunky homeowner.
315
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,882
I made you a gingerbread
Version of your house.
316
00:15:39,906 --> 00:15:44,042
I didn't have much time,
So it's not to scale.
317
00:15:44,077 --> 00:15:45,910
No, no, it's perfect.
318
00:15:45,946 --> 00:15:47,145
No visitors.
319
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,516
Hey, irene, I didn't know you
Were coming here tonight.
320
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,053
Listen, I'm sorry that I
Didn't phone you earlier
321
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,198
About coming over.
322
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,800
Uh, that's probably pretty rude.
323
00:15:57,824 --> 00:16:00,624
Oh, that's okay. No big deal.
324
00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:01,960
Okay.
325
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,465
What?
326
00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:09,334
Um, it is a big deal.
327
00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:10,501
No, it's not.
328
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:12,036
You're supposed to care.
329
00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:15,006
I don't.
330
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:19,243
Again... Okay.
331
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,879
Look, um, this isn't
Working for me.
332
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,047
What?
333
00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:25,161
I can't be intimate
With somebody
334
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,695
Who's not emotionally
Involved with me.
335
00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:29,053
I'm used to being worshipped.
336
00:16:32,125 --> 00:16:34,270
I thought we were
Having fun. We were.
337
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,138
I really enjoyed having
Casual sex with you
338
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:41,132
Until I found out you were
Having casual sex with me!
339
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,647
I think we should stop.
I need to feel special.
340
00:16:45,872 --> 00:16:48,739
Okay, but, hey,
You should know...
341
00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,052
You're the first
Person I've slept with
342
00:16:50,076 --> 00:16:51,809
I didn't have feelings for.
343
00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:54,745
Now, doesn't that
Make you feel special?
344
00:16:58,751 --> 00:17:01,285
Maybe.
345
00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:02,331
You know, it depends on why.
346
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:06,924
Because you're that good.
347
00:17:06,959 --> 00:17:08,092
Really?
348
00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:09,288
You know I'm self-taught.
349
00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:15,677
Gosh... It really
Makes you wonder
350
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:18,101
What it takes to
Condemn a place.
351
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,705
Pete: hello!
352
00:17:21,741 --> 00:17:24,375
Whoa! This looks like the house
353
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:25,943
Where we practice
Putting out fires.
354
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:29,392
Was the idea for this party
355
00:17:29,416 --> 00:17:32,816
For everyone to make
Fun of my new house?
356
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:34,919
This isn't a party.
It's an intervention.
357
00:17:34,954 --> 00:17:38,022
Oh, then I'm taking
My gift back.
358
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:45,363
Look, guys, I think it's obvious
That one of us is in trouble,
359
00:17:45,398 --> 00:17:47,798
And I think it's our duty
As friends to help them.
360
00:17:47,833 --> 00:17:50,535
Come on! Give me
A break, you guys!
361
00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:53,037
I've been under a lot of stress!
362
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,983
I've got a wife, I've
Got a mortgage,
363
00:17:55,007 --> 00:17:57,542
So I have a couple of
Beers every once in a while!
364
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:01,679
It's not you, johnny.
365
00:18:04,117 --> 00:18:05,849
A wife?
366
00:18:07,353 --> 00:18:09,120
I-I love you, honey.
367
00:18:09,155 --> 00:18:13,524
No, you guys, I-it's ashley.
368
00:18:13,560 --> 00:18:15,093
Here we go again.
369
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,196
No, no, listen to me.
Sit down. Hear me out.
370
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,065
You have to admit that
You've been acting strangely
371
00:18:21,101 --> 00:18:22,744
Because you want to get
Back together with nomar.
372
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:23,779
Why would I want that?
373
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,803
Because he was special,
374
00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,438
And that made you special.
375
00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,351
Think about it... One
Second, you're invisible.
376
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:31,053
The next second, you're
Standing next to nomar
377
00:18:31,077 --> 00:18:32,643
And everybody wants
To be your friend.
378
00:18:32,678 --> 00:18:35,246
You'd go into a restaurant,
You drop his name,
379
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,614
And you'd get a better table.
380
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,794
And do you think it was a
Coincidence that my parents...
381
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:40,451
Who are lifelong red sox fans...
382
00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,852
Suddenly started
Calling me more?
383
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,302
You miss him, pete, don't you?
384
00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,958
So much!
385
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,363
I had the greatest
Guy in boston,
386
00:18:52,398 --> 00:18:55,633
And I drove him away!
387
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,902
Why?!
388
00:18:58,938 --> 00:18:59,982
There, there, now, pete.
389
00:19:00,006 --> 00:19:01,250
You're gonna get over this.
390
00:19:01,274 --> 00:19:05,009
I won't! I won't,
I won't, I won't!
391
00:19:05,044 --> 00:19:07,111
Hey. Hey, peter.
392
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:09,587
If it makes you
Feel any better...
393
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:14,552
Sometimes I miss him, too.
394
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:16,320
Oh, get over yourself!
395
00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:24,695
Um, you know, ashley,
396
00:19:24,730 --> 00:19:26,108
If you're so depressed
Because you miss nomar,
397
00:19:26,132 --> 00:19:28,399
Why don't you just call him up?
398
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:29,845
Just because you miss someone
399
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:31,480
Doesn't mean you should
Get back together with them.
400
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:34,438
And I... I really
Thought that my friends
401
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:37,141
Would help me
Through this rough time.
402
00:19:37,177 --> 00:19:40,378
Oh, honey... You should
Call your friends.
403
00:19:45,318 --> 00:19:48,352
You... You are my friends.
404
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,856
Oh, our phone
Isn't hooked up yet.
405
00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:55,426
Yeah, but feel free to stop
By anytime you need to talk.
406
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,273
Absolutely. Just make
Sure you call first.
407
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,463
Yeah, but you don't
Have a phone yet.
408
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,659
Okay, bye. Bye!
409
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:06,915
Oh! What a night! I'm exhausted!
410
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,072
Figures.
411
00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,751
What's that supposed to mean?
412
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:11,487
It means either you
Have a headache,
413
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:13,777
Or there's a doorbell, or
Raccoons in the chimney.
414
00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,591
Anything to stop from
Christening the house with me.
415
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:19,684
Oh, baby, is that
What you think?
416
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,430
I love being with
You. I love you.
417
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,886
Then why can't we christen?
418
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,089
Because...
419
00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,758
It's supposed to be special.
You only get to do it once.
420
00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:30,528
It should be something that
We both remember forever.
421
00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:34,965
You know, like our first kiss.
422
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,400
Well, this house is at least as
Nice as your parents' garage.
423
00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:40,404
Then let's christen.
424
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,539
Okay!
425
00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,894
I have to get my champagne.
426
00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,259
Berg: I've been a
Very bad showgirl!
427
00:20:58,958 --> 00:21:01,270
We have to go back
To the apartment.
428
00:21:01,294 --> 00:21:02,904
Why? I thought we
Were gonna christen?
429
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:06,029
For god's sake, sharon, is
That all you think about?
430
00:21:14,507 --> 00:21:16,940
Hello?
431
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,410
Sorry I'm late.
432
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,685
An address would've helped.
433
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:27,829
Oh, man.
434
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,693
Looks like I missed a good one.
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