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Irene, we can't do
This. No... This is wrong.
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I know.
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This is wrong.
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I know.
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Yeah, this is wrong.
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I know. Huh!
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That's the stuff.
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Morning.
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Morning.
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So, you want breakfast?
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No, thanks.
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Wanna get the
Hell out of my bed?
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Yes, please!
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God, this was so wrong!
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Very wrong, irene...
Very, very wrong!
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See, my heart still
Belongs to pete.
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I just got caught up in
The romance and music.
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This is why I never
Go to weddings...
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They're circuses!
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Promise me you'll
Never tell another soul!
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Well...
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I'm more embarrassed
About this than you are.
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Oh, because of pete?
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Sure, why not?
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Listen, I promise you,
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What happened here last night...
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several times...
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Will never ever leave this room.
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Good.
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This is the stupidest
Thing I've ever done!
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Ugh!
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So that's what she
Meant by "Ride the tiger."
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Time, dunville... 5:38.
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That's the best time today.
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What's that... Best time?
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I don't think the people
With slower times could hear.
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All right... Dinner.
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Then back to the barracks.
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That was amazing!
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I am in a zone. Everything
Is coming together!
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I feel so alive... So virile.
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Ow... Buckle.
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Hey, um...
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Why don't you meet me
Tonight in the supply shack?
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That's against the rules.
What if we get caught?
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I promise I'll be quick.
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Okay, let's not win every race.
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Listen, I really want to,
But I've gotta train tonight.
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My time on the drills
Have been terrible.
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Did you hear about mine?
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Yes.
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I have to admit,
I do like having
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A hotshot fireman
For a boyfriend...
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All sexy, covered in soot.
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Meet me tonight, and I
Promise not to shower.
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But you shower, okay?
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I'll see you at midnight.
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Grrrr.
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Gar-ar-ar.
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I can't do that.
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I've never been able to do that.
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If I thought the honeymoon
Would be like this,
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I would have trained.
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Yeah.
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I'm glad we waited
Till we were married.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Mmm... Mmm, mmm, mmm.
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Ohhh! Time to refuel.
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I'll grab some snacks.
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Whoo!
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Whoa, whoa... Honey, honey...
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Those are $5 a bottle.
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There's a faucet
And a plastic cup
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In the bathroom.
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Why don't I just lap
Up the toilet water?
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I'm just saying we
Could use the money
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For more important things.
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Johnny... This is our honeymoon.
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What's more important than that?
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Yeah, okay... What the heck?
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Oh, all right! They have
The chocolates you like.
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Oh... No, nothing for
Me. I'm stuffed with love.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh... Cashews!
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Ha ha! Mmm!
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Sweetie, you don't
Even like cashews!
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Want some water?
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Okay, that's it.
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Where you going?
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To the store before they
Charge us for that stuff.
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Baby, baby, baby...
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You're gonna leave
Me here all alone...
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Wearing this while you
Run out to some minimart
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To save a few bucks?
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Mmm.
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Are you crazy?
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Not at their prices.
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Marti!
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Marti?
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Gar-ar-ar.
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Well... Come here, baby.
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You're not marti.
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You're a bear.
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You're a little baby bear.
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Hey, how cute are you, huh?
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Hey... What ya eatin'
There, little fella?
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Aaaaaah!
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Get it off my face!
Get it off my face!!
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So... You tried to
Take food from a bear.
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I can't believe marti
Hasn't even called.
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Perhaps she was
Jumped by a chipmunk.
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That's marti.
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Wait a second, wait a second.
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You ready?
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I'm ready... Wait, wait.
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Ohhhhh... Berg...
Ohhhh... It's you.
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God, pete, what happened?
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All right, irene, look...
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Stay calm. Don't make a scene.
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I was mauled by a wild animal...
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Berg, can I talk
To you? Sure thing.
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Shut the door. Oh,
My god, oh, my god!
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You're not gonna believe this.
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There was a photographer
At the wedding...
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I also saw one at the mall.
This is getting out of hand!
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No, you idiot!
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There may be
Pictures out there...
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You know, of us... Necking!
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Oh, my god!
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Get ahold of yourself!
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Oh, god... Okay!
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All evidence of
Our misguided tryst
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Must be destroyed!
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You're not gonna
Kill me, are you, irene?
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Don't be silly.
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Would I tell you if I was?
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Come on.
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Hey, ash, how you... Doing?
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Not so fast, beanpole.
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I take it things didn't go
So well with your boyfriend.
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You tell pete when he
Gets back from boot camp
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He better be prepared to fight.
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Pete: berg!
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Would you help me
Change my bandages?
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I'm oozing.
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He's home.
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He got mauled by a
Bear. Door's unlocked.
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Oh.
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Oh, wow, pete... God,
You really are hurt.
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Are you okay?
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I'm oozing.
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Oh, god.
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You're so brave.
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Let me take a look
At those bandages.
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Oh, they need to be changed.
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It's nice to know
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That somebody around
Here cares about me.
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Ow, ow... Ow, ow!
Wait, wait... Stop.
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Shouldn't you be
Doing that quickly?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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I have to activate
The pain receptors
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To help with the
Healing process.
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Ow, ow, ow, ow,
Ow! Wait, wait, wait.
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You know what?
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When I was little,
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And my mom used to
Take off my band-aids,
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She used to sing
Me a little song.
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Awwww.
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Ow!!
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What do you say we
Just chat instead?
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Okay... Ow, ow, ow, ow!
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Nipple... Nipple... Wait!
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Remember how you
jokingly told nomar
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That I was having
An affair with berg?
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That nomar...
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He's got a great sense
Of humor, doesn't he?
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No, he doesn't.
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Ow!!
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He doesn't trust me anymore,
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And you can't have a
Relationship without trust,
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So we broke up all
Because of... You!
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Aaaah!
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Let's go for a
Walk, little doggie.
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Aaah... Aah... Ow! Where
Are you taking me?
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I think... That
These wounds... Ow!
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Need a little splash
Of rubbing alcohol.
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Mommy!!
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Would you keep looking?
We have to find these.
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I'm just not used to
Seeing myself in a suit.
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I'm delicious.
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You do good work.
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You should see my pornography.
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It's not the arty stuff...
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Just good, old-fashioned nasty.
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Whoa... Not in front
Of the lady, okay?
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I'll just take your card.
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I have been through
Every proof sheet,
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And I cannot find
The ones of us!
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Wait a minute...
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Weren't you the one
Wearing her as a necklace?
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I like to accessorize.
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Those pictures made
My... Private collection.
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What?
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There we go.
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This is a dog licking himself.
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What's the matter...
You don't like dogs?
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Yeah, yeah... Here's the one.
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Okay... This is it.
Here's the money.
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The negatives are inside.
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Great... No one can ever
See these pictures again.
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Well, you might wanna check
With the bride and groom.
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I left a copy of the proofs
With them this morning.
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They're on their honeymoon.
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Yeah, I know. I picked the lock.
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I had some breakfast.
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God, come on, let's go.
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Thank you, sir.
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I've never met a
Pornographer before.
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You're not at all
What I expected.
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Oh, thanks. Hey, uh...
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If you pull your pants
Down, I'll take your picture.
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I can't believe this!
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I've had meaningless sex,
Fraternized with pornographers,
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And now I'm breaking
And entering!
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Now, when you say "Meaningless,"
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You still mean it
Was good, right?
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Oh, my god!
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I'm okay.
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I'm okay. I got it. I got it.
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Oof.
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Hold it right there!
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Oh, good, you're home!
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What are you doing? You
Scared us half to death!
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you're scared?
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Feel my heart.
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Why are you back
From your honeymoon?
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We came home early,
We were fighting, and...
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None of your business!
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Irene, sweetie,
What are you doing?
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I'm just... Looking
Through the mail.
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Oh... Nothing for me.
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You know what it is? My
Mail doesn't come here.
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Oh, look... Here's
One for you, berg.
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Righto! Well, we're off.
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That's not yours!
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Those are the proofs
To our wedding pictures.
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How could you throw our
Wedding pictures in the trash?
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Johnny, I'm a drama queen!
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Oops... Me too!
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Ooh, look at that... Hot stuff!
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All right, all right...
All right, all right!
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What the hell is going on here?
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Berg, enough already.
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It's time to tell
Them the truth.
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Fine... Fine, fine.
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The truth is... Irene's nuts.
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She's one tangled
Piece of string.
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Okay, stop it, berg.
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The truth is...
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Cameras are
Instruments of the devil.
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Each snapshot steals
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A teensy-eensy bit of our souls,
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So, in essence,
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I've saved all of us
From eternal damnation.
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Take that, oh,
Demon of darkness!
265
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:21,005
Ha ha!
266
00:12:23,042 --> 00:12:26,077
Glad you guys are back.
267
00:12:27,380 --> 00:12:29,948
I'm just gonna...
268
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:41,793
What was that all about?
269
00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:44,529
They break in here,
Babble devil talk,
270
00:12:44,564 --> 00:12:46,297
And then...
271
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:49,501
Oh, god, they ruined
Our wedding photos.
272
00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,135
Oh... Oh... Whoa...
273
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:53,838
now you're talking to m?
274
00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,675
24 hours on the
Road... Not a word!
275
00:12:57,711 --> 00:13:00,845
There were two words,
But you were pumping gas.
276
00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:02,714
You know what?
277
00:13:02,749 --> 00:13:05,216
I'm not the one who
Started this fight, okay?
278
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,329
I'm not the one who
Was eating cashews
279
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,620
Out of the minibar!
280
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,623
Why not just eat quarters?
281
00:13:11,658 --> 00:13:13,925
Is money all that
You care about?
282
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,928
I suppose all you remember
About our honeymoon
283
00:13:16,963 --> 00:13:19,931
Is that I bought an
Overpriced chocolate bar!
284
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:21,811
So you admit they're overpriced!
285
00:13:21,835 --> 00:13:23,535
Johnny, stop!
286
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:27,171
It was our wedding night.
287
00:13:27,206 --> 00:13:29,908
You made me feel worthless.
288
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:33,845
Is this the way it's
Always gonna be?
289
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,146
No.
290
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:38,315
Sharon, I never want
You to feel like that.
291
00:13:38,351 --> 00:13:40,084
I j...
292
00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:43,487
I'm just... A little
Strapped for cash.
293
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,256
The truth is...
294
00:13:45,291 --> 00:13:49,027
I spent a lot of money
On your wedding present.
295
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,929
I'll show you.
296
00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:54,165
Here.
297
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,300
Johnny...
298
00:13:56,335 --> 00:14:00,271
I already have this
Exact same coat.
299
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:11,315
Hey!
300
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:13,651
Well, look who finally showed up
301
00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,320
To nurse her man...
My devoted girlfriend!
302
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:17,622
Oh, come on.
303
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,024
I came down as soon as I could.
304
00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:21,225
Here you go.
305
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,427
So how are you feeling?
306
00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,631
How do I feel?
Well, here's a hint...
307
00:14:26,666 --> 00:14:30,367
I was just savagely
Mauled by a huge bear.
308
00:14:30,403 --> 00:14:32,904
Oh, come on. It wasn't that big.
309
00:14:32,939 --> 00:14:34,538
You should have seen him.
310
00:14:34,574 --> 00:14:36,107
I caught him.
311
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,079
Listen... Come on.
312
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,481
The important thing is
That you're gonna be okay.
313
00:14:43,516 --> 00:14:44,983
No, no...
314
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:47,262
The important thing is that
We're there for each other
315
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,853
When a crisis occurs.
316
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:51,789
You got a couple scratches.
Don't be such a baby.
317
00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:56,027
Oh, I'm... I'm... You are j...
318
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,229
you're the bab!
319
00:14:58,264 --> 00:14:59,931
Pete, I knew you were okay.
320
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:02,199
If you weren't, the
Guys at the camp
321
00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,502
Wouldn't have been
Making jokes about it.
322
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,241
What kind of jokes?
323
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,310
I don't remember.
324
00:15:13,346 --> 00:15:15,880
What kind of jokes?
325
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,783
I-I don't know... Dumb jokes...
326
00:15:18,818 --> 00:15:20,484
Like, "What's faster
Than a baby bear?"
327
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,530
What?
328
00:15:21,554 --> 00:15:23,487
"Not pete."
329
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,531
That's a joke?
330
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,433
Well, it was funny
Over the loudspeaker!
331
00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:39,003
So this is why you haven't
Called or visited me...
332
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,773
Because you're too busy
Yukking it up at my expense?
333
00:15:41,808 --> 00:15:44,375
No, I haven't called because
I've been working my butt off
334
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,510
Trying to fulfill
My life's dream!
335
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,245
And it's not going very well!
336
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,948
But you're too busy to notice
Because you're mr. Hotshot!
337
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:52,483
What?!
338
00:15:52,518 --> 00:15:55,119
I-I'm sorry. Did I
Come at a bad time?
339
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,121
No! Yes!
340
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,323
Where are you
Going? Back to camp.
341
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:07,358
Marti... Why are you still here?
342
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:10,534
Well, I...
343
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:13,404
I came down to
Change your bandages.
344
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,372
Why, do they need them?
345
00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:18,542
No, but I needed
Some cheering up.
346
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,214
I don't get it...
I don't get it.
347
00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,482
Is it wrong to
Expect my girlfriend
348
00:16:25,518 --> 00:16:27,785
To be here for me
When I need her?
349
00:16:27,821 --> 00:16:30,154
No, pete, it's not wrong.
350
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:33,257
Okay, I'd just as soon
You didn't mock me, ashley.
351
00:16:33,292 --> 00:16:34,992
No, pete, I'm not.
352
00:16:35,028 --> 00:16:38,662
Look, we put a lot of
Faith in the people we love,
353
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,232
And sometimes they let us down.
354
00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:43,567
And maybe it's a one-time thing,
355
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,070
Or maybe that's
Who they really are.
356
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,740
I guess what we have to decide
357
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:51,976
Is do we wanna stick
Around to find out?
358
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,415
Yeah.
359
00:16:58,451 --> 00:16:59,984
Thanks, ashley.
360
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:04,122
It's a shame your opinion
Holds no value to me.
361
00:17:06,392 --> 00:17:11,595
There... Keep
Your eyes closed...
362
00:17:12,766 --> 00:17:16,134
Ew... Ew! What's that smell?
363
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:18,535
It's our future, baby.
364
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:21,973
Okay, open 'em.
365
00:17:22,008 --> 00:17:23,207
Okay.
366
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:28,813
I spent our life
Savings on this house.
367
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:41,292
Oh, stop!
368
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:44,561
You're gonna make me cry.
369
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,231
Are you crying
Because you're an idiot?
370
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,600
Because that's why I'm crying.
371
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,803
The place is
Just... It's a mess!
372
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:56,307
The stairs are a deathtrap,
And the walls are...
373
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:04,215
Are definitely not up to code!
374
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,762
I know it looks a
Little worn now,
375
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:09,353
But look... It used
To be a palace.
376
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:12,523
This is our house 200 years ago.
377
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:16,527
Well, at least then
People peed outside.
378
00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:23,667
I can make it look
Like this again.
379
00:18:23,703 --> 00:18:25,870
I have a schedule. I'll
Be done by christmas.
380
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:27,805
this christmas?
381
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:30,507
Absolutely... Or next.
382
00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:33,577
I should have seen it
Before you bought it.
383
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,012
You did!
384
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,215
Do you remember our second date?
385
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,084
We were driving past an
Old victorian row house,
386
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,986
And you said how
Great it would be
387
00:18:42,021 --> 00:18:44,088
If somebody bought
It and fixed it up?
388
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,324
This is it?
389
00:18:46,359 --> 00:18:47,458
No, no, no.
390
00:18:47,493 --> 00:18:50,761
Somebody bought
That and fixed it up.
391
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:54,798
And we can do the same.
392
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:56,467
Hmm?
393
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,403
Princesses don't
Live in basements.
394
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:01,739
They live in castles.
395
00:19:01,774 --> 00:19:04,075
And, sweetie, I'll
Make this your castle...
396
00:19:04,110 --> 00:19:05,609
I promise.
397
00:19:05,644 --> 00:19:08,412
Ohhh... God, johnny...
398
00:19:08,447 --> 00:19:13,417
You're just a sweet,
Romantic idiot.
399
00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:16,754
I love you.
400
00:19:16,789 --> 00:19:18,322
I love you.
401
00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:22,659
Ohhh.
402
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:26,063
Johnny, baby... Mm-hmm?
403
00:19:26,099 --> 00:19:29,133
There's a rat eating a
Dead pigeon in our castle.
404
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:33,570
Yeah, in our castle.
405
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,809
Hey.
406
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,378
Hi.
407
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,413
Doing laundry.
408
00:19:41,447 --> 00:19:42,813
Reading the paper.
409
00:19:42,848 --> 00:19:44,615
Okay, then.
410
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:47,584
Wow... Yesterday.
411
00:19:49,122 --> 00:19:51,255
It was quite a day, huh?
412
00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,556
Yeah.
413
00:19:52,591 --> 00:19:54,025
Yeah.
414
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:57,428
But still, you know,
It was... It was fun.
415
00:19:57,463 --> 00:19:59,530
It was odd, but fun.
416
00:19:59,565 --> 00:20:02,599
Well, that's me.
417
00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:04,268
Ha ha!
418
00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:08,139
Hey, you know, I think that
Sharon actually bought
419
00:20:08,174 --> 00:20:10,707
That whole devil-camera thing.
420
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:11,887
Yeah, definitely.
421
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,290
Hey, irene, that was
Just a thing, right?
422
00:20:14,314 --> 00:20:15,546
Of course.
423
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,748
You know, I was just
Following your lead...
424
00:20:17,783 --> 00:20:19,817
All that stuff
About me being nuts.
425
00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:20,952
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
426
00:20:20,987 --> 00:20:23,154
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
427
00:20:23,189 --> 00:20:26,357
I wasn't sure you'd
Quite pick up on that.
428
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,492
Yeah, well, it
Was well worth it.
429
00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,595
It's not every day that two
People get a chance to erase
430
00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:33,764
The biggest mistake
Of their lives.
431
00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,101
Yeah, definitely... Definitely.
432
00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:39,803
We got off lucky,
Didn't we, there, tiger?
433
00:20:42,041 --> 00:20:44,208
This is so wrong.
434
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:48,245
I think the tiger winked at me.
435
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:29,620
Shoot... She ate
The kit kats, too?
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