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Where have you been all morning?
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Working. I got
Everything done early.
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So we could do something
Fun this afternoon.
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You could walk me to the
Soup kitchen at the mission!
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Or we could stay home
And I could put bugs on you.
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Sorry, but they expect
Me there in half an hour.
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Let's do something after.
How long could it take?
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Then I'm going to the hospital.
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I'm reading "Valley
Of the dolls"
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To the children's ward.
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Okay, it was my idea.
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What am I supposed to do
When you're saving the world?
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I'm bored.
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A lot of people drink
When they're alone.
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Shawn!
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I haven't seen you in so long!
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And I'm pregnant!
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More specifically,
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I haven't seen
You in over a year.
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Hey, shawn, wow!
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Come in, sit down.
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I'm sorry to come unannounced.
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I'm in the city for
My lamaze class,
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And I had an hour to kill.
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I thought I'd say hi.
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You didn't tell me
Shawn was married.
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I'm not.
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Say something!
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Uh, do we ever get
To meet the dad?
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He died.
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At least I hope he died.
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Oh, wow, so you're all alone?
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Who's your lamaze partner?
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I don't have one.
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Maybe they'll pair you up with
Someone when you get there.
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I'm sure there will be
Guys there without girls.
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Listen, sharon, I know I'm
Not your favorite person
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Because of what happened
With johnny and me,
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But I'm in this all alone
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And I've got no
One else to turn to.
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Oh.
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Have you tried religion?
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Actually, I was looking
For a lamaze partner.
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Oh.
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You know what?
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I'm not really doing
Anything. I'll help you.
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Is that okay?
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Sharon?
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Oh!
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Sure!
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It'll be good practice
For when we have a baby.
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We're getting married.
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Congratulations.
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So this isn't a problem?
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No, it might be fun.
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As long as you don't
Deliver on our wedding day.
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We're getting married!
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Do not worry. You
Are in good hands.
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I once helped my
Dog have puppies.
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I even stopped her
From eating one.
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Oh, boy, that's funny.
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Love is... Folding the
Laundry together.
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Don't you just love those?
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Are you kidding me? I
Thought I was the only one.
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You know what love is?
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Love is sharing the
Same taste in cartoons.
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I know!
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My boyfriend cuts them
Out for me every day.
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Love is... Cheating
On your boyfriend!
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Oh?
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Stealing toilet paper? Ice.
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In some countries, if
They catch you doing that,
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They'll cut off your ass.
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Everybody, freeze!
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We've had a robbery!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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I spent two hours on that floor.
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You didn't do a very good job.
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There's a bunch
Of mud behind me.
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Give me that. You're
Doing it wrong anyways.
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Okay, what are you doing?
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You need to use
Circular motions.
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It's figure eights.
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It's figure eights, all right?
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See? See, huh?
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How the mop, it glides
Along all the while?
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It's picking up more mud.
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I just find interesting
That the mop is leading.
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There is a right way and
A wrong way to do things.
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There is a pete way
And there's a marti way.
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I'm gonna show you again.
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Give it! No!
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All right, quit flirting
And get some work done.
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I'm not flirting.
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I'd rather flirt with you.
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Captain, sir.
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Smooth, mop boy.
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I gotta go change.
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Will you do me a favor?
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Would you put that
Sign in the other room?
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Sure.
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It does look a
Little heavy for you.
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Oww!
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Are you okay?
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You could've warned me
That the floor was wet.
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Yeah, you see...
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Illiteracy is the silent killer.
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I think I hurt my shoulder.
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Oww!
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Did I mention I
Hurt my shoulder?!
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Meaning, perhaps, you
Shouldn't touch it?!
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Maybe I should get
You to a hospital.
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No, somebody has to stay here.
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Our co-workers aren't
Gonna injure themselves.
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Hey, how's it going?
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Great.
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Maybe someday they'll let
Me clean up at the mayo clinic
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Hang in there.
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You'll be back on
Rounds in no time.
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Aha! Taking gauze.
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Do you have a
Requisition for that?
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No, I have a bleeding patient.
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Convenient.
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Hey, berg.
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Yes, germ?
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When you and dr. Walker
Were going out,
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Did you notice anything
Missing in the mornings?
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Often my dignity and
Sense of self-worth.
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This isn't a game, man!
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You think this is a game?!
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I am so glad I got him this job.
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Excuse me?
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Hi.
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Hi.
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I'm... I'm... I'm... I'm doc...
Doc... Doctor bergen...
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Doctor... Doctor bergen...
Doctor michael leslie berg...
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People call me "Babble."
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Yeah, what is the
Quickest way out of here?
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Full-blown aneurysm.
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So, you're a doctor?
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I'm guessing you're prepping
The counter for surgery?
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No, no, I just do
This to stay humble.
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It keeps my god complexin check.
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Well, it looks like you've got
Your work cut out for you.
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Let's see, you hurt your ankle.
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No.
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Ah... Shoulder!
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Let's see what they're giving
You for that shoulder there.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah,
Just as I suspected.
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You see that?
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They left out
"Dinner and a movie."
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You mean like a date?
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Well, I'm flattered.
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Oh, I don't know.
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I just met you.
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I just met you and I
Don't seem to care.
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What do you say, you know?
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It'll be fun.
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Ah, what the hell?
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No one else is asking me out.
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That's the way to build
A man's self-esteem.
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She didn't even call.
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She didn't even call to
Let me know she was okay.
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I'm not gonna feel
Guilty about it anymore.
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She slipped, she fell, so what?
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But you know what?
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If you can't handle a
Little water on the floor,
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Then maybe fire
Fighting isn't for you.
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Hey, how does this look?
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Like the suit you
Wear on every date.
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Well, I'm not gonna
Wear my breakup suit.
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Ooh! That's her, that's her!
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Can you get that?
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I don't wanna come off anxious.
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Marti?
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Dweeb?
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You two know each other?
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Yeah, this is marti.
I work with her.
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Remember, I was telling
You about the girl
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Who hurt her shoulder
And went to the hospital
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While you were getting
Ready for your date
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With the girl you
Met at the hospital,
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Who I'm guessing
Hurt her shoulder.
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I bet if I were
Paying attention,
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I would've put that together.
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How's your arm? How's your arm?
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It's fine... Fine.
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Listen, could you wait
For me down on the stoop?
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I like to... You know,
Make an entrance.
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Yeah, yeah, sure.
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Okay.
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Whoa.
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This is weirder than that night
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We both rented "Tango & cash."
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Pete, you know, I
Really didn't know.
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Is this gonna be a problem?
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No, not for me. you're
Going out with her.
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Yeah, but this is firegirl.
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You're always talking about her.
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I'm always talking about
Her because I can't stand her.
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Go, don't be crazy.
Have a good time.
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Listen, I'm gonna cancel.
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I'm not a child.
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If I wanted to go out with
Her, I'd go out with her.
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Are you sure?
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Yes, I'm sure. Now go!
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Okay. All right.
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Okay. All right.
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I can't believe he went.
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We're going to need more
Urinal cakes for the men's room.
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But, sir, I just replaced
Them the other day.
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Pete, these men
Are firefighters.
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They see a urinal
Cake as a challenge.
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All right, all right.
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I'll get right on it.
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Sorry I'm late.
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I told you before,
"Late" doesn't cut it here!
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Is that what you'll tell people
Who watched their house burn?!
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I think what she means
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Is sorry she's late
From getting back
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From the store, where I sent
Her to get some provolone.
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I love provolone.
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00:11:01,961 --> 00:11:03,694
Good work, kid.
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00:11:03,729 --> 00:11:06,864
Make me a sandwich, dunville.
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00:11:06,899 --> 00:11:10,535
I'd love to, sir.
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00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,540
Well, that was
Surprisingly nice of you.
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00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:16,607
Never mind that.
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Run along and get
Some provolone!
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Well, thanks.
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I didn't hear my alarm go off.
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I was out kind of late..
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Last night, when I went out...
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You know, for dinner.
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Oh, right, right.
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Was that last night?
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Aren't you gonna
Ask me how it was?
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No, I've had dinner before.
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I had a nice time,
But if this is gonna be
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A problem for you, I
Totally understand.
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Why would it be a problem?
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He didn't use my credit
Card again, did he?
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No... Because, you know,
He's your roommate,
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And it could be awkward
For, uh, you and me.
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There is no "You and me."
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There's you, over there, and
There's me, right here... way
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Totally separate.
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Well, then, if it'snot
bother you... Gonna
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Go out with him
Again. See if I care.
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I think I will!
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00:12:15,201 --> 00:12:16,467
Where are you going?
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I'm gonna call him.
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Need his number?
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I've got it!
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00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:21,772
Fine. Call him!
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I can't believe
She's gonna call him.
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Very nice.
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Now breathe with your partner.
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Remember, gentlemen,
This is all about mommy now.
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You did this to her.
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Now help her.
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Oh, very good, you two...
Excellent breathing.
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Nonsmoker.
263
00:12:46,666 --> 00:12:49,867
Hey, guys!
264
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:51,302
What are you doing here?
265
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,904
I thought you were
At the soup kitchen.
266
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,206
It's okay.
267
00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,153
They think I'm getting crackers.
268
00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:02,146
Okay, gentlemen, let mommy
Know you're there for her.
269
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,249
Gently rub your partner's back.
270
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,119
Like rubbing's gonna help
271
00:13:09,155 --> 00:13:11,534
When you're trying
To passa basketball.
272
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:13,057
Very nice, johnny.
273
00:13:13,092 --> 00:13:16,160
It's great to see such
An attentive husband.
274
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,836
No, no, no he's mine.
275
00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:20,298
He's not mine,
But he's gonna be.
276
00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:23,234
He's just gonna help
Shawn deliver this baby,
277
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:27,471
And then before you
Know it, he's mine again!
278
00:13:27,507 --> 00:13:29,240
Okay, but right now,
279
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:32,910
This is a lamaze class,
Not a bobsled run.
280
00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:36,581
So I'd appreciate it
If you wait outside.
281
00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,416
Oh, that's okay. I'm good.
282
00:13:38,451 --> 00:13:40,618
Um, honey, we won't
Be much longer.
283
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,420
Why don't I meet you at home?
284
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:46,524
Oh, okay.
285
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,570
But who are we kidding?
286
00:13:47,594 --> 00:13:48,737
You're all getting epidurals.
287
00:13:48,761 --> 00:13:50,894
Out!
288
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,236
Hey, dr. Walker, you
Finished with that soda?
289
00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,837
Yes, I guess so.Why?
290
00:13:59,872 --> 00:14:03,474
Three words... "D. N. A."
291
00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:08,212
There are fingerprints
All over this can...
292
00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:11,249
That will match the
Ones on that cabinet!
293
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,517
Which cabinet? That cabinet?
294
00:14:13,553 --> 00:14:17,121
The cabinet I get medical
Supplies out of every day
295
00:14:17,156 --> 00:14:18,723
As part of my job?
296
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:21,259
Yeah.
297
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,729
Is there anything else
That I can help you with?
298
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:27,131
Just one more thing I
Can't get out of my head.
299
00:14:27,166 --> 00:14:28,332
The lice?
300
00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:31,369
No.
301
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,904
Can you get to
The point? I'm busy.
302
00:14:33,939 --> 00:14:36,184
I think you did it. I
Just need the proof.
303
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,408
I did it.
304
00:14:37,443 --> 00:14:39,076
Reverse psychology.
305
00:14:39,111 --> 00:14:41,078
Too bad. I still
Think you did it.
306
00:14:41,113 --> 00:14:44,282
I took your stupid roll
Of toilet paper, okay?
307
00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,729
I didn't have time
To go to the store,
308
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:48,196
So I reached in and took it.
309
00:14:48,220 --> 00:14:49,587
Here is $10.
310
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:52,156
Go and buy yourself
50 rolls of toilet paper.
311
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:53,791
It's not about the money.
312
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:55,760
I'm just a lowly
Orderly in your eyes,
313
00:14:55,795 --> 00:14:57,828
But I'm in charge
Of that cabinet.
314
00:14:57,863 --> 00:15:00,063
And believe it or not,
315
00:15:00,099 --> 00:15:02,767
I take a great deal
Of pride in my job.
316
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,968
And I know everyone around here
317
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,005
Loves to have a good
Laugh at the germ's expense.
318
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:09,707
What if I went into surgery
319
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,809
And just helped
Myself to a kidney
320
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,779
Because I didn't have time
To stop at the kidney place?
321
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,980
That wouldn't be
Very good, would it?
322
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:18,349
No.
323
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,818
No, it wouldn't, germ.
324
00:15:20,853 --> 00:15:22,520
I'm sorry.
325
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:23,587
All right.
326
00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,289
You want to go out with me?
327
00:15:33,866 --> 00:15:35,165
Well, well, well.
328
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:38,536
Look who's home from
Pregnancy dating school.
329
00:15:38,571 --> 00:15:39,804
Sorry, honey.
330
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:42,083
They asked shawn
And meto stay late.
331
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,320
They took our
Picture for a poster.
332
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,676
Oh, well, I'm not surprised.
333
00:15:45,712 --> 00:15:48,312
You two make such
A beautiful couple.
334
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,748
What's your problem?
You said it was okay.
335
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:53,417
Because, johnny, you
Put me on the spot.
336
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:56,387
You know how you feel
When you help the homeless.
337
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:58,756
I feel that way
When I help shawn.
338
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,659
See, I don't wrap my legs
Around homeless people
339
00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:03,260
And rub their backs.
340
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:06,397
Sharon, someone needed me.
341
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,266
No one's needed me
Around here for a long time.
342
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:11,469
Don't think that's
Gone unnoticed.
343
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,071
Besides, you're too
Busy saving the world
344
00:16:14,106 --> 00:16:15,740
To have any time for me.
345
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:17,375
If it's not the homeless,
346
00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,410
It's the old folks or
The spotted owl or tuna.
347
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:20,445
Dolphins.
348
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,779
What?
349
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:25,583
Dolphins... Nobody's
Trying to save the tuna!
350
00:16:25,618 --> 00:16:29,953
Well, whatever it
Is, it comes before me.
351
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,489
This is healthy.
352
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,091
I get a little busy, and
You try to punish me
353
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:37,361
With the first pregnant
Tramp that walks to the door?!
354
00:16:37,397 --> 00:16:38,962
That's what it takes
355
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:41,298
For you to give
Me the time of day!
356
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:43,868
Face it, sharon, we
Are drifting apart!
357
00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:47,438
frankly, I don't like it!
358
00:16:47,473 --> 00:16:50,808
Well, I don't like
Waiting up to yell at you
359
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,144
And then having you
Yell at me, frankly!
360
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:58,849
Well, it doesn't matter
Because I'm going to bed!
361
00:16:58,885 --> 00:17:00,284
Sleep in the other room.
362
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,752
Good!
363
00:17:12,765 --> 00:17:14,197
Good night!
364
00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,400
Can't hear you!
365
00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:19,770
I had a great time tonight.
366
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:22,272
You know, I've never
Caughta puck before.
367
00:17:22,308 --> 00:17:24,442
Thanks for letting me keep it.
368
00:17:24,477 --> 00:17:27,645
You were the one who knocked
The old lady out of the way.
369
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,792
So, you wanna grab that drink?
370
00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:31,949
Yeah, sure... Oh, wait.
371
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,384
Pete's not in there, is he?
372
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:37,455
No, they were short-handedat
The fire station.
373
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,957
One of the volunteers
Had a hot date.
374
00:17:41,093 --> 00:17:46,730
You know, I have to say,
I love hockey, you know?
375
00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:49,667
It's so manly and rugged.
376
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,535
Did you ever play?
377
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,937
No... Well, sort of.
378
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:56,006
I used to figure skate
In the third grade.
379
00:17:56,041 --> 00:17:58,742
Which is, uh, which
Is like hockey,
380
00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:03,280
Except your dad's less proud.
381
00:18:05,852 --> 00:18:10,521
You know... I'm having
A really good time.
382
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:13,657
Well, the night's not over.
383
00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:16,927
Pay no attention to me.
384
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:19,407
Pete, what are you doing here?
385
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,198
I forgot my coat.
386
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:22,933
It's 75 degrees out.
387
00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:25,302
It's a light coat.
388
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,506
Maybe I left it in the bedroom,
But just pretend I'm not here.
389
00:18:28,541 --> 00:18:33,477
Um... I'm sorry about that.
390
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,679
No, no, it's not your fault.
391
00:18:35,715 --> 00:18:37,882
He's just acting like an idiot.
392
00:18:37,917 --> 00:18:39,583
He is such a baboon.
393
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:42,887
That's why we never
Photograph him from behind.
394
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,088
I'm sorry. Listen to me.
395
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,258
Why don't we do what he
Says and pretend he's not here?
396
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:49,593
Good luck.
397
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,997
Okay, found my coat, but now...
398
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,499
Lost my keys
399
00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:57,713
I think I dropped
The mon the floor.
400
00:18:57,737 --> 00:18:59,202
Move your leg.
401
00:18:59,238 --> 00:19:00,248
And again.
402
00:19:00,272 --> 00:19:02,305
I'm not here.
403
00:19:02,341 --> 00:19:05,142
That makes two of us.
404
00:19:05,177 --> 00:19:07,077
Where are you going?
405
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,280
I can't do this. I'm sorry.
406
00:19:11,918 --> 00:19:13,551
There they are.
407
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:16,219
They're in my other
Pocket. Whoops!
408
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:19,389
Always the last place
You look. Off I go!
409
00:19:19,425 --> 00:19:21,592
Hey, pete!
410
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,093
If you liked her,
411
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,407
Why didn't you
Just say something
412
00:19:25,431 --> 00:19:27,898
And stop with the
Childish games?
413
00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:30,834
I'm not playing any games.
414
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,403
If you're supposed
To beat the firehouse,
415
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:35,940
Then why do you suddenly
Show up back here?
416
00:19:35,975 --> 00:19:40,978
To pretend to get my
Coat and ruin your date.
417
00:19:44,750 --> 00:19:46,650
I knew it.
418
00:19:46,686 --> 00:19:49,252
Funny... You knew that,
419
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,388
But you didn't know that I
Wanted to go out with her.
420
00:19:51,423 --> 00:19:53,423
You told me to go out with her.
421
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,992
You told her to call me.
422
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:57,160
Where in that do
I get, "Back off"?
423
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,430
Since when do I have to
Spell things out for you?
424
00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:01,999
Why should I have to guess?
425
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,334
When I want
Something, I say I want it.
426
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,970
It's like when you said
427
00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:08,973
You didn't want that
Last doughnut, so I ate it.
428
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,407
And I wanted that doughnut!
429
00:20:10,541 --> 00:20:14,177
And I wanted that doughnut!
430
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,579
But you couldn't say it!
431
00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:18,515
You just let it sit there
For a week and a half.
432
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:21,018
Eventually, someone
Was gonna eat it.
433
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,853
Yeah, yeah, you know who?
434
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:27,091
The sleazeball who shoves
His best friend to the side!
435
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:29,459
No, actually, it's the one
Who's man enough to take it.
436
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:32,997
You knew I liked her and
You went after her anyway!
437
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,232
You know what your problem is?
438
00:20:35,267 --> 00:20:37,801
You don't know what you want...
439
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:41,204
What woman, what
Job, what nothing.
440
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,074
You know what you want,
But you're never gonna get it.
441
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,843
I'd like a new roommate.
442
00:20:45,878 --> 00:20:47,155
I want one, too.
443
00:20:47,179 --> 00:20:49,279
Fine! I'm sleeping on the couch!
444
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:52,282
Fine!
445
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:56,820
Which is just stupid
Because I have my own room!
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