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Hey.
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Hey.
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What's with the beer?
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Women.
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What's with the neck brace?
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Women.
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Let me guess.
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Hot one to the right!
Hot one to the left!
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No, no, no, no, no.
She-devil... Front and center.
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I cannot wait to
Hear this story.
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Right after I'm done
Telling you mine.
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So, it all started
Because of my probation.
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They assigned me to the
One group of patients
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That I can no longer harm.
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I'm gonna take three.
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And you're good?
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Ooh, berg, don't
Let him raise you.
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He's got a king-high straight.
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Damn, he has a good poker face!
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Here. I brought you some
Coffee from the outside world.
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So, how are you
Handlin' your probation?
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Awesome. Other than
John doe 1 and john doe 2,
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I have the third-best life here.
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Excuse me, is there a
Mr. Anderson in here?
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Oh, yeah, he's right
Behind me. Right here.
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Oh, god!
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you know him?
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No, I've got to thaw
Some meat for dinner.
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Okay, well, on that note,
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Morticia, gomez,
Have a nice day.
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Hi. I'm dr. Bergen.
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Oh, hi, tara roberts.
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I work at the funeral
Home. I'm his ride.
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So, you work at a
Funeral home, huh?
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Uh-huh.
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I see dead people.
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I hear that all the time.
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Did this... This doesn't
Creep you out at all?
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No. I've been hit on before.
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You're doing fine.
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Hey, have you ever drunk
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Maple syrup straight
From the tree?
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Uh, no.
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My roommate and
I... We have a fridge.
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I'll pick you up at 8:00!
We're going to vermont!
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Uh... Wow, you, uh...
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Y-you don't waste
Any time, do ya?
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No, no. If there's one thing
You learn from this job,
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It's that life is very short.
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You have to appreciate
Every moment.
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Besides... You have nic eyes.
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And your lips aren't blue.
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Oh.
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Sorry, boys, she likes 'em live.
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Hey, johnny, what's
With the flowers?
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Women.
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Back of the line, pal.
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So, anyway, vermont was amazing.
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Tara and I... We drank
Syrup straight from a tree
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And then washed
That back with milk
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Right from the cow's teat.
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So, what's the big deal?
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What, you met a beautiful girl,
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You sucked some sap,
And fondled a cow.
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But wait. It gets weird.
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Well, it better.
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So far, been there, done that.
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Hello, irene. Hey, irene.
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Hey, look, it's "The bergy-wergy
Bugle boy" and "Company pete."
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Irene, that's a nice
Jacket you got there.
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I think johnny has a
Story he'd like to share.
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Honey, what are you doin'?
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Stuffing envelopes for
The charity fundraiser.
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Don't kiss me. You'll stick.
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Charity... Good,
Keep that in mind
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Because I have some news.
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I was upstairs working...
You know, being very careful...
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Taking every safety precaution.
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To make a long story
Short, I blew up a wall.
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What?
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So, until I fix it... Hi, roomy!
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I won't be a bother.
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I'm just gonna give
The cats a tour.
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No!
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Oh, why not? It's
Only one night.
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Think of it as an extension
Of your charity work.
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You're always doing stuff
To help the unfortunate.
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Huh? Who's more
Unfortunate than irene?
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Couldn't we just invite a
Carnival freak to stay with us?
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Okay, okay!
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Hey, irene, let me show you
Where we keep the guest towels.
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So, where are
Your other 37 cats?
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Oh, upstairs. They'l l be fine.
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I just brought "Chairman meow"
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And "Purr-scilla,
Quee n of the desert"
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Because I'm trying
To breed them.
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Do you have a pillow?
Oh, and some sinatra?
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Oh, god, finish!
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Are they done?
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I think...
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But it takes a while
For them to disengage.
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Okay, now I'm up.
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Irene, it's 4:00 in the morning.
What are you doing up?
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I don't sleep at night.
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I'm nocturnal, except,
I'm not nocturnal totally
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Because I don't sleep
In the day, either.
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Hey, you guys want
To play "Sorry"?
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I'm playing it right now.
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Where are you going?
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Up to irene's to
Start fixin' her wall.
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Perhaps add a little padding.
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What are all these
Greeting cards?
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Oh, I don't just work in
A greeting card store.
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It is my passion, and one day
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I hope to have my own
Line of salutations.
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Here. What do you think?
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"No bars or guards
Or prison dogs
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"Can keep my love away.
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"Make it your goal to
Stay out of the hole.
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Happy father's day."
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It's for my dad.
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Y-y-your dad's in jail?
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No, silly, he's out
On bail pending trial!
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What did he do?
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Oh, it was just some mix-up
Over somebody's credit card.
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He was using it. He
Thought it was his.
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It's happened before. I
Wish I got to see him more.
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Yeah. I don't get to
See my dad much, either.
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Oh.
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What do they think he did?
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
He just worked a lot.
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I hardly saw him growing up.
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I know how you feel.
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I guess we're not so different.
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Hey, did your dad miss
Your ballet recital?
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Yes. Business trip.
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Petty theft.
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So, irene acted weird
And was annoying...
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Yeah, that's original.
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So, I have a story that
You have never heard.
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I'm at the fire station.
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Are you gonna explain the
Neck brace in a timely manner?
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I was but now,
Let's take a journey.
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Shall we?
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Hey, rook...
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Pick the blueberries
Out of my pancakes.
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I changed my mind.
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You know, guys,
I'm sick of this.
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'cause I'm the rookie doesn't
Mean I should get abused!
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I feed you guys, I
Pick up after you...
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Do you think this
Place cleans itself?!
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Oh, no, chuck, mommy's mad!
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Okay, okay, fine.
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You know what?
You just lost tv time.
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Guys...
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I want to introduce you
To our new volunteer.
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Meet marty.
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Her dad was frank
Delaney from the 62nd.
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Let's go, guys!
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All right, rook...
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I, uh, I think I should explain
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How things work around here.
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You might want
To take some notes.
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you might want to
Ball it up and shove it.
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I beg your pardon?
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Bite me, lady.
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Okay, you're very crass.
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I know how things
Work around here.
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I want the next spot on the
Truck, and you're in my way.
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That's right.T hat's
Right, I'm in your way.
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I'm gonna stay in your way,
So you better get used to it.
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Do you stand this
Close to other firemen?
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Oh, god, I'm sorry.
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Oh, look who's no
Longer in my way!
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And then, she beat you up,
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And that's how you
Got the neck brace.
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What, do you have a
Date with that cow? Relax!
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Hey, captain, I
Finished axin' the truck.
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Do you want to see?
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Pete. Uh-huh?
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You do know that's
Just busy work, right?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, of course, I do.
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I was just findin'
Somethin' to do
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Until it was time
To... Count the boots.
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Hey!
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Phlegm!
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You forgot to clean
The side mirrors.
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Lucky I'm here to
Add the other cheek
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To your half-assed job.
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Okay, do you hear
The mouth on her?
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Does that bother anybody else?
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She's a peach.
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What is with you guys?!
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Why don't you
Give her a bad time?
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Be patient. We're just
Waitin' for the right moment.
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I'm not doin'
Anything now.Let's go.
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No.
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She'll get hers at
Saturday's trainin' exercises.
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We rigged the pressure
On her fire hose.
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She might be a
Little off target,
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If you know what I mean.
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I don't know what you mean.
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There'll be so much
Pressure in that hose,
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The whole squad
Couldn't hold on to it.
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That doesn't seem fair.
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The training's
Different or women.
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She gets to carry
50 pounds up a ladder
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When you carry 100.
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No way! I have to carry
100 pounds up a ladder?!
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This affects all of us.
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She'll probably make
Captain before I do!
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The dog will make
Captain before you do.
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Look, we figure a
Little humiliation
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Will encourage her
To do what we all want,
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And that's quit.
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That's such a colorful
Story. Could you...
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Skip over the blah, blah, blah
And get to the neck brace?
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Berg, I'm trying
To spin a yarn here.
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Johnny's into it.
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Do I still have
Vanilla in my hair?
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Fine. Tell your story
If it's more interesting.
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Thank you, thank you.
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So tara and I... We were
Always doing something wild.
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She's free and exciting
And willing to try anything.
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Tara: aah! Do that again!
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Berg: that wasn't me.
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Thank you, but we don't
Need turn-down service.
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Ashley, this is tara.
Tara, this is ashley.
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Ooh. Man!
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If I were into girls,
I'd be all over you.
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Is she not great or what?
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Oh, I've got to run, but
The beauty of a hearse...
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I can always use
The car pool lane.
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You're on probation.
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Don't you think that this
Is a tad bit irresponsible?
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No, I don't.
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Ash, I am tired of
Being responsible.
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At least when I
Was irresponsible,
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I was having a good time.
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I mean, look at me.
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I'm happy!
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00:12:18,104 --> 00:12:21,205
When was the last time
That you saw me happy?
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The "Baywatch" marathon.
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Yeah.
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Okay, maybe I just need
To get to know her better.
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Let's do it tonight.
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Berg, I was just being polite.
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This is the way tara and I
Do things... Spontaneous!
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Actually, I have a date
With nomar tonight.
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We'll double date!
Tara's a huge baseball fan.
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She even met him once.
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00:12:44,364 --> 00:12:47,231
Really? Well,
No, not officially.
253
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,834
She was actually streaking
Across the field and security
254
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,871
Tackled her before she
Could introduce herself.
255
00:12:58,511 --> 00:13:02,846
Oh, and here's a picture of
Me with my dad at the airport.
256
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:06,750
He had a layover in town.
257
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,353
You look like him.
258
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:11,121
Sharon, I'm really glad
259
00:13:11,157 --> 00:13:14,158
I've gotten to know you
Better thee last few days.
260
00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:17,428
I've never been able to make
Friends with my neighbors.
261
00:13:17,463 --> 00:13:20,097
I wonder why.
262
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:21,666
I am really glad
263
00:13:21,701 --> 00:13:24,202
That we've gotten to
Know each other, too.
264
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:25,570
Really?
265
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,272
Yes! I admit when johnny
First invited you to stay,
266
00:13:28,308 --> 00:13:29,773
I wasn't thrilled.
267
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,643
But now, I've come
To see past your...
268
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,812
Your...
269
00:13:34,847 --> 00:13:37,548
I mean, the other
Side when you're not...
270
00:13:37,584 --> 00:13:39,917
How do I say this?
271
00:13:39,952 --> 00:13:43,921
You found the nougat
Under my nutty coating.
272
00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:47,858
I'd have gone with "Bamboo
Under my fingernail."
273
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,528
And look! I made you a
Card for your charity 10k.
274
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:52,508
See, it's the tortoise
And the hare.
275
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,012
"Don't be a doofus...
Let's all fight lupus."
276
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:58,414
Hey, irene, I got a card for ya.
277
00:13:58,438 --> 00:14:01,205
"Four days ago, I
Fixed your wall,
278
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,974
Yet every day,
You come to call."
279
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:05,710
Johnny, knock it off.
280
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:09,413
Oh, oh, I bet you two
Would like to be alone.
281
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:10,914
Yes, irene, we would.
282
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,050
I'll just be in the
Little girls' room.
283
00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:16,019
Perfect time to tinkle.
284
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,568
Look, sharon, enough is enough.
285
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:22,226
She comes down
Here every 10 minutes!
286
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,928
She has to come down
And check on the cats!
287
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:26,664
They're trying to make babies!
288
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:28,999
On my bathrobe!
289
00:14:29,034 --> 00:14:32,703
Tell irene to stop
Comin' down here!
290
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,973
Look, I will not! I've
Really gotten to like her!
291
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,409
The old sharon wouldn't
Have had a problem with that!
292
00:14:38,444 --> 00:14:41,379
Lately, I look at you
With your charity work
293
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,359
And your puttin' up with people,
294
00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,327
And I don't even
Know who you are!
295
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:48,519
Well, I am a better person now.
296
00:14:48,554 --> 00:14:51,422
Well stop it!,
297
00:14:51,457 --> 00:14:53,068
That's not the way
Our relationship works.
298
00:14:53,092 --> 00:14:55,203
I am the good cop and
You are the bad cop.
299
00:14:55,227 --> 00:14:57,127
Why can't we be
Good cop, good cop?
300
00:14:57,163 --> 00:15:01,131
Is that what you want... A
World full of good cops?!
301
00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,178
Fine. Fine. We'll
Both be good cops
302
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,314
Because I will
Not be the bad guy.
303
00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,671
Johnny, I just...
304
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,872
You gonna be long? I
Could take a shower.
305
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:14,044
Get out!
306
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,547
What?
307
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,048
Leave us in peace.
308
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,895
I don't want to
Hurt your feelings,
309
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,419
But you don't belong here.
310
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:33,030
See what you made me do?
311
00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,440
I know it's been a long day,
312
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,875
But we have one more
Training exercise to do.
313
00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,110
Now, you two know the drill.
314
00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:49,747
Pete, take the window
Above the door,
315
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,282
Marty, the one to
The left of that.
316
00:15:52,318 --> 00:15:55,586
That means the crispy family
Lives in the one above the door.
317
00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:58,088
Captain, are crispy
Families funny?
318
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,357
No, they are not.
319
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,425
Okay...
320
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,828
On the count of three,
Run to your hoses.
321
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:09,299
1... Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on a second.
322
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,413
Sorry, captain.
Gomer needs help.
323
00:16:11,437 --> 00:16:14,805
Hose squirt water, fire go away.
324
00:16:14,841 --> 00:16:18,242
All right... Let
Me use that one.
325
00:16:18,277 --> 00:16:19,277
No!
326
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,311
Move!
327
00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:23,414
What's going on, dunville?!
328
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:24,915
Chuck: stop foolin' around.
329
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:26,484
You ruin everything.
330
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,253
No wonder everybody at
The fire house laughs at you.
331
00:16:29,288 --> 00:16:30,855
Fine.
332
00:16:30,890 --> 00:16:34,024
Take that hose. You
Get what you deserve.
333
00:16:34,059 --> 00:16:36,226
Captain: okay, on my count.
334
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,429
1... 2...
335
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,532
3! Hey!
336
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:47,104
Aaaaaahhhhhh!
337
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,205
Whoa!
338
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,941
I got it! I got it! I got it!
339
00:16:56,382 --> 00:16:58,916
All right! Go! Let's do it!
340
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:00,350
Hey, where's nomar?
341
00:17:00,386 --> 00:17:02,431
They went into extra innings.
342
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,054
Why are we at the airport
343
00:17:04,089 --> 00:17:05,967
And where have
The two of you been?
344
00:17:05,991 --> 00:17:07,991
We hopped a fence,
Ran onto the runway,
345
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,227
And laid underneath
A plane as it took off.
346
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,663
You see, tara knows
Exactly how close we can get
347
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:14,031
Without actually getting...
348
00:17:14,066 --> 00:17:16,033
Caught up in the landing gear.
349
00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,202
Well, I... I can't
Take the credit.
350
00:17:19,238 --> 00:17:21,271
My friend bill taught me.
351
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,273
God rest his soul.
352
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:25,320
So, is this wherewe're
Eating dinner?
353
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:28,245
I mean, don't get me wrong.
I love a good $12 bagel.
354
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,914
No, I've got a better idea.
355
00:17:29,949 --> 00:17:32,049
Wait here. I'll surprise you.
356
00:17:32,084 --> 00:17:34,184
You always do.
357
00:17:34,219 --> 00:17:35,519
Okay.
358
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:37,621
Aw, isn't she great?
359
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,889
So...
360
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:41,024
So carefree, you
Know, so adventurous.
361
00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:44,261
You're sick of her.
No, I'm scared of her.
362
00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,501
She dragged me onto a runway.
363
00:17:50,536 --> 00:17:52,135
I don't like to fly.
364
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:55,706
I like even less
To be landed on.
365
00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,076
This is such a mess.
366
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:01,044
You know, I...
367
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,080
What the hell was
I thinking?! God!
368
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,716
Oh, berg, come on, it
Makes perfect sense.
369
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,019
Yeah. You've been through a
Really rough stretch lately
370
00:18:09,054 --> 00:18:11,421
And you're just
Reaching out for someone
371
00:18:11,457 --> 00:18:12,857
To make you feel better.
372
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:15,659
Well, it's not working.
373
00:18:15,695 --> 00:18:19,530
Hey... If you think
About it, you know,
374
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:22,766
There's really only one person
You can count on for happiness.
375
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,068
Yeah.
376
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:30,307
What the hell are you doing?!
377
00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:31,775
What... No!
378
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,911
I thought you... Were
The one I could rely on!
379
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,813
I was talking about you!
380
00:18:35,848 --> 00:18:39,282
you have to feel good
About yourself, you moron!
381
00:18:42,755 --> 00:18:46,189
She made a pass at
Me, and I said, "No!"
382
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:52,930
So, nobody's got any idea
What happened out there today?
383
00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,433
Fine. Well, maybe
Someone will remember
384
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:59,469
When you're all
On your 5th mile.
385
00:18:59,505 --> 00:19:02,239
I want everyone on
The track in 10 minutes.
386
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,942
Uh, captain...
387
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,581
What... What about me?
388
00:19:10,616 --> 00:19:12,149
Yeah.
389
00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:14,752
You're right.
390
00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:17,755
Run carefully.
391
00:19:20,059 --> 00:19:23,027
You were smart to keep
Your mouth shut, dunville.
392
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,899
You're a real
Genius, cheese wad.
393
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,135
All right, you know what?
What is your problem?!
394
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,871
you're my problem!
395
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,306
You had no business
Making a fool out of me!
396
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,943
Oh, yeah, you looked so
Stupid watching me bang
397
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,579
From tree to tree like
George of the jungle!
398
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:45,082
You don't think I know how they
Feel about women around here?
399
00:19:45,117 --> 00:19:48,418
I'm never gonna prove myself
If you're running interference!
400
00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,088
I don't need anybody
To be my big brother!
401
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,334
Unbelievable... You're
Rude and you're ungrateful.
402
00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,437
From now on, you can
Fight your own battles
403
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,238
Because I'm not watching
Your back anymore!
404
00:19:57,262 --> 00:19:58,262
Good!
405
00:19:58,297 --> 00:20:00,397
Fine!
406
00:20:02,401 --> 00:20:04,034
Starting now.
407
00:20:07,807 --> 00:20:09,239
Finally!
408
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:11,675
I would have told that
Story, "Some girl hurt my neck."
409
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,176
A lot more concise.
410
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:15,079
The flowers are not
For sharon, right?
411
00:20:15,114 --> 00:20:16,546
No. No, irene.
412
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,883
What happened to the
Girl from the morgue?
413
00:20:19,919 --> 00:20:22,987
Last time I saw her, she
Was driving off a cliff
414
00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:25,689
In a convertible
With her best friend.
415
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,658
I'm sorry, man.
416
00:20:27,693 --> 00:20:30,427
If I comfort you, you
Won't kiss me, will you?
417
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:41,639
Ooh, visitor! Oh!
418
00:20:41,674 --> 00:20:43,140
You!
419
00:20:43,175 --> 00:20:44,975
Yeah.
420
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:48,479
Irene, I feel really bad
About what happened
421
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:51,047
And I made you a card,
422
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:54,385
So, hopefully, you'll
Be able to forgive me.
423
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,655
"I'm sorry I kicked you out.
It was wrong of me to shout.
424
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,257
"So if you can forgive,
I'll let your cats live
425
00:21:00,293 --> 00:21:02,926
In my bathtub or
Maybe my closet."
426
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,266
Now I feel bad about what
Chairman meow did in your shoes.
427
00:21:09,302 --> 00:21:12,703
What did he do in my shoes?
428
00:21:12,738 --> 00:21:15,472
Goodbye!
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