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Can you believe johnny
And I are getting married
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In just a couple months?
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Still to each other, right?
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What? Hey, it's not a lock.
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We're each writing
Our own personal vows
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That we're going to recite
To each other at the wedding.
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Johnny's writing his
Own? All right. Limericks.
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Hey, hey.
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He's been spending
A lot of time on his.
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I bet they're going
To be very romantic.
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Ha ha ha!
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Hello?
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What do you mean?
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Shh. What? Yes. No, absolutely.
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Yes, I'll be there.
Thank you. Okay.
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All right, guttmann
Called in sick.
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They want me to fill in for him.
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What a day to be me!
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Pete, fire.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What's wrong with johnny
Writing his own vows?
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All right, my first oil fire.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Water makes an oil fire bigger.
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Yeah, I know.
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Now, that's a fire
Worth fighting.
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Okay, remember what he wrote
On your anniversary card?
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"Happy anniversary. It's been
Cool getting to know you.
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"You're really cool.
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Stay cool."
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"Johnny."
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You know what? He wrote
That in only two days.
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
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What was I thinking? I
Better go talk to johnny.
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Yeah.
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Pete. What?
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Backdraft.
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On it!
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Oh!
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Were you going to eat that?
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Well, I was, but I found a
Doughnut on the sidewalk,
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So I'm full.
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Hey, what's going on?
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I don't know. I said your name,
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And the stove burst into flames.
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You are so funny.
Is it the celibacy?
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That's nice.
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You know, I take
Comfort in knowing
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That there's a team
Of japanese scientists
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Working round the clock
To find a way to destroy you.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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That's mine.
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I know.
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That's why it
Tastes extra special.
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Oh, that's not why.
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Is there any reason you're here?
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I just wanted to invite you
To nomar's golf tournament.
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All of his red sox teammates
Are going to be there,
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Plus lots of other celebrities.
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And how will I be humiliated?
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Glad you asked. You
Have to be a caddie.
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Surprise! I'd love
To be nomar's caddie.
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I'll get to hang out with
Him, wave to the crowd.
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You know what?
Surprise! You're my caddie.
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Well done.
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You're getting more evil.
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We need to find her nest
And destroy the eggs.
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Pete!
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Pete! Come on, we
Are going to be late.
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I am not wearing a vest
With your name on it.
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Why don't you just
Brand me with "666"?
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Pete, you have to wear it.
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Otherwise, if you get lost,
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How will anyone know
Who you belong to?
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You don't want me
To be your caddie.
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You want to boss me
Around in front of a crowd.
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Know what? Not this
Guy. I have my pride.
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Carl yastrzemski's
Going to be there.
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I'll look for my
Pride on the back nine.
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We're in a hurry. Don't
Be a chatty caddie.
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Hello?
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Berg: pete? Berg.
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I'm scared. What?
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I never should have
Come to the hospital.
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I'm not ready. I shouldn't
Be handling patients.
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They don't know that.
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I've already got four
Rooms waiting for me.
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What if I stick a needle in
Some guy and nearly kill him?
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I want to go home.
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My grandmom used to always say,
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"The harder the choice,
The sweeter the reward."
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She also said
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Winston churchill
Shoveled her driveway.
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You can't prove he didn't.
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We are nowhere near brookline.
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This is what I get
For having an idiot
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For my caddie.
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Oh, great, I'm missing it.
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Oh, don't worry, you'll
Get along without it.
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The tin man did.
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Can we just get
To the tournament?
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Fine.
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Can I talk to you?
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We're in a rush.
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I'm in a hurry, too. Give me
Your wallets and watches.
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Come on, give them up.
And I'll take those clubs.
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Those were a gift from my
Boyfriend nomar garciaparra.
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The baseball player?
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So they must be pretty valuable.
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Yeah, that's right.
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Hand them over, gutter wench.
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Whoa... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Don't talk to her like that.
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I was talking to you.
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You know what?
Ashley, stay behind me.
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No, no, no.
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You do not know what
People like this are capable of.
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He is not worth it.
He's a pathetic loser.
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You don't, however, have
To make the situation worse.
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Okay, I'll tell you what.
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Here's a dollar.
Just leave us alone.
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You're not making the rules.
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You know what, pal? You
Don't even have a weapon.
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Good point, petey.
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Okay, I don't want
To tell you your job,
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But you should have
Flashed that earlier.
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Good choice, petey.
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The harder the choice,
The sweeter the rewards.
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Hey, my grandmother
Used to say that.
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Help-o.
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I mean, hello.
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Give me that!
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If you were here right
Now, I'd kick your face in.
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Thanks for the phone.
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Yeah, don't even think
About leaving the state,
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'cause there's roaming charges!
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Sir, I know,
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I don't believe people
When they say this, either,
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But we were mugged today,
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And we just need some
Money to get home.
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Excuse me, ma'am,
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I'm raising money for my school.
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All right, this isn't working.
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What are we going to do?
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Well, you're not
Sympathetic enough.
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Maybe I could
Poke your eyes out,
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And you could sell pencils.
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We are in a lot of trouble here.
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Could you please
Just work with me?
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Forget it. I am not begging.
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Fine.
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What are you doing?
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♪ oh, when the sun beats down ♪
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♪ and burns the
Tar up on the roof ♪
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What are you doing?
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♪ and your shoes are so hot ♪
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♪ you wish your
Tired feet were ♪
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♪ fireproof ♪
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Thank you, sir.
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♪ under the boardwalk ♪
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♪ down by the sea ♪
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♪ on a blanket with my baby ♪
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♪ is where I'll be ♪
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♪ under the boardwalk ♪
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♪ out of the sun ♪
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♪ under the boardwalk ♪
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♪ we'll be having some fun ♪
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♪ under the boardwalk ♪
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♪ with people walking above ♪
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♪ under the boardwalk ♪
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♪ we'll be falling in love ♪
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♪ under the boardwalk ♪
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♪ boardwalk ♪
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Oh!
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Were you going to eat that?
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Well, I was, but I found a
Doughnut on the sidewalk,
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So I'm full.
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Oh, there you are.
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Yeah, just doing some
Work in irene's apartment.
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What is that?
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That's what your
Air filter looks like
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When you have 40 cats.
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Ew.
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You think that's gross,
I cleaned it yesterday.
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Hey, baby, have you written
Your wedding vows yet?
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Yes, coming along
Nicely, thank you.
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Can I hear them?
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Wait a minute. Just last
Week, we had a big fight...
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Honey, honey, we don't fight.
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Right. Sorry.
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I had this loud
Listening session...
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Because I wanted to
Use the priest's vows,
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But you said no,
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You wanted our
Vows to be special
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And to be surprised
By them at the wedding.
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I see where this is going.
I'll just go read them myself.
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I hid them. I wrote
Them in code.
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Just read me the vows!
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Oh, sharon, good.
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I need someone to help me
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Put some diapers on the cats
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While their potties
Are out of commission.
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This isn't over.
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Bum-bum, you get back here.
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Ew, stinky!
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Oh, hey, sweetie, I was
Just making you some lunch.
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They're not in there.
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Sweetie, I cannot
Believe that you thought...
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I don't even have
The energy. Vows!
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Why do you have to hear
Them? Don't you trust me?
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It's just that pete and berg
Felt so strongly about it.
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Yeah, right.
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They also felt strongly
That we hold the reception
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At hooters.
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I am serious. They said I
Should hear your vows.
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Right.
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Okay, I'll prove it.
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Are you so immature that
You are going to call...
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Yes, you are.
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Pete, tell johnny he
Should read me the vows.
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Pete: I mean, hello.
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Is this some kind of joke?
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Man: if you were here right now,
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I'd kick your face in.
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Okay, when he gets back,
He's going to pay for that.
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Please, please, please.
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Fine, fine. I will show you.
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Ooh, look, free prize inside.
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Okay, okay, I am picturing
Myself at the altar
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In my beautiful dress.
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Now go.
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I'm still putting the
Finishing touches
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On these.
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Oh, baby, I'm sure
That they're perfect
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Because they come from you.
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All right. Ready?
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Yeah.
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Okay. Ahem.
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"I, jonathan donnelly,
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"Take you, sharon carter,
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"To be my lawful wedded bride,
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To hold and to have..."
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"To stay with you,
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Whether you have
Money or not..."
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"Whether you're not
Feeling well or well,
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Until one of us is dead."
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What do you think?
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Hmm. So many things.
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What?
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That doesn't sound
A bit familiar to you?
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Well, okay, I admit
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I used the church
Vows as a blueprint,
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But I got some
Original stuff in there.
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I loved the part
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Where you switched
"Have" and "Hold."
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Honey, honey,
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I thought we agreed to
Write something special
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That was going
To be just for us.
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I know, but this says
Everything that I want to say.
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That is so sweet.
261
00:12:35,988 --> 00:12:39,290
Now let's work on
What I want you to say.
262
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,637
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
263
00:12:41,661 --> 00:12:44,228
Let's hear your vows.
264
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,596
You can't.
265
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,097
Why not?
266
00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:50,100
Don't have them.
267
00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:51,302
What?
268
00:12:51,337 --> 00:12:53,037
I've been busy!
269
00:12:53,072 --> 00:12:56,840
Until you've written yours,
You've no right to criticize.
270
00:12:56,876 --> 00:12:58,909
Wait, wait, where you going?
271
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,846
I've done my homework,
So I can do whatever I want.
272
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:05,583
So, if you'll excuse
Me, there are some cats
273
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:08,098
Who've made poopy
In their diapies.
274
00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:17,562
I can't wait to see my daddy.
275
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:19,608
He always brings
The craziest presents.
276
00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,633
Last year, he brought
Me a lawn flamingo.
277
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:24,768
Isn't that nuts?
278
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:30,474
Yeah, sometimes I
Wonder where I came from.
279
00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:32,577
Oh, hey, shar.
280
00:13:32,612 --> 00:13:35,413
She's got the
Grumpies. Good luck.
281
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:36,947
Sharon: okay, okay.
282
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,684
You want to hear
Vows? I'll show you vows.
283
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,686
Go ahead. I will.
284
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:45,122
All right. "My vows"
By sharon carter.
285
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,658
"I, sharon carter,
286
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,127
"On the embarkation of
This momentous occasion,
287
00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,129
"Promise to always be true
288
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,142
"To the sacredness
Of our marriage
289
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,734
"Where our union will
Set an example for others.
290
00:13:56,769 --> 00:13:58,569
"We will every day try
291
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,916
"To make our planet
A better place,
292
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:04,141
"Inspiring those around
Us to be better people,
293
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:09,012
Bringing joy and
Peace to the world."
294
00:14:11,016 --> 00:14:13,384
Thank you, miss indiana.
295
00:14:13,419 --> 00:14:14,918
Excuse me?
296
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:18,088
And now for the talent
Portion of our wedding...
297
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,402
Okay, you're right.
298
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,694
Let's just go with
"Until one of us is dead."
299
00:14:23,730 --> 00:14:26,664
Oh, yeah, dr. Berg
Is back, baby!
300
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:36,707
Jeez, johnny... You scared me.
301
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:42,980
Well done. You're
Getting more evil.
302
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:48,753
We need to find her nest
And destroy the eggs.
303
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:51,656
Ha ha ha.
304
00:14:51,691 --> 00:14:56,026
Aw, pete sees you as a mom.
305
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:59,563
So, where are you off to?
306
00:14:59,599 --> 00:15:01,332
Dr. Guttmann called in sick,
307
00:15:01,367 --> 00:15:03,501
And they're letting
Me fill in for him.
308
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:05,681
It's the opportunity
I've been waiting for.
309
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,182
Just keep a positive attitude
310
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:09,385
'cause you're already
On academic probation.
311
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,853
If you screw up then,
Where do you go?
312
00:15:11,877 --> 00:15:14,256
Out of the program.
Three years wasted.
313
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,514
I know that! Don't
You think I know that?
314
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:23,120
Dr. Bergen, I have an emergency.
315
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,289
Finish up with the
Patient in room a.
316
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,624
What is it?
317
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,426
It's a small laceration
Over the eye.
318
00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:32,663
How small? small
Small, teeny smal?
319
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:34,832
Teeny small, yeah.
I've done the sutures.
320
00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:36,834
Just finish it up.
321
00:15:36,869 --> 00:15:38,347
Okay. So that would entail...
322
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:40,103
Putting on a band-aid.
323
00:15:40,139 --> 00:15:43,106
Small band-aid, teeny band-aid?
324
00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:45,476
I-I'll make the call.
325
00:15:51,684 --> 00:15:52,750
Hello?
326
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,862
Pete? Berg.
327
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,996
I'm scared.
328
00:15:55,020 --> 00:15:56,954
What?
329
00:15:56,989 --> 00:15:59,457
I never should have
Come to the hospital.
330
00:15:59,492 --> 00:16:00,958
I'm not ready.
331
00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,728
I shouldn't be
Handling patients.
332
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:05,730
My grandmom used to always say,
333
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,943
"The harder the choice,
The sweeter the reward."
334
00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:09,433
She also said
335
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:12,102
Winston churchill
Shoveled her driveway.
336
00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:14,839
You can't prove he didn't.
337
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,719
You just need your
Confidence back.
338
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,510
All right? Take on a
Case you can handle.
339
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,513
Start with the easy ones
And work your way up.
340
00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:24,515
Thanks, man.
341
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:27,518
I got to call a cab.
We're going to be late.
342
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,931
Take the subway.
It's way faster.
343
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,522
I don't know.
344
00:16:31,557 --> 00:16:33,023
Trust me, pete.
345
00:16:33,058 --> 00:16:35,726
Cab drivers will rip you off.
346
00:16:37,897 --> 00:16:41,932
So, how we doing today?
347
00:16:41,967 --> 00:16:44,935
I've been better.
348
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:49,973
Let's, uh, let's just
Take a look at it.
349
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:53,110
Okay, I can do this.
350
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:54,912
You weren't sure?
351
00:16:54,947 --> 00:16:56,914
I've been on probation.
352
00:16:56,949 --> 00:17:00,150
So, uh, so, how'd
It happen, anyway?
353
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:04,187
On the job. Guy
Took a swing at me.
354
00:17:04,223 --> 00:17:07,024
I don't know. Maybe I
Should just give it up,
355
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:09,259
Find some other line of work.
356
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:10,761
Well, is this, uh,
357
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:13,096
Is this job something
You love doing?
358
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:16,600
Sure. Make my own hours,
The pay is pretty good,
359
00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,603
And I deal with
People, which I like.
360
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,271
Well, then you can't quit.
361
00:17:21,307 --> 00:17:23,619
If this job is something
You love doing,
362
00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,621
You got to get back out there.
363
00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:28,946
No, you got to get
Back out there today.
364
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:30,648
I don't know.
365
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:33,984
Hey, hey, a friend of mine
Gave me a piece of advice.
366
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:36,353
Shove a bum.
367
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:42,192
He said, "The harder the choice,
368
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,929
The sweeter the reward."
369
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:47,130
That's catchy.
370
00:17:47,166 --> 00:17:49,132
You know your customers.
371
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:52,035
You start with the easy
Ones, work your way up.
372
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,382
Bergen, need you in exam room d.
373
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,907
Be right there, stuart.
374
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,945
Thanks, doc. I'm going
To take a walk downtown
375
00:18:00,980 --> 00:18:03,747
And get back to work right now.
376
00:18:03,783 --> 00:18:06,550
Oh, take the subway.
It's way faster.
377
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,051
Here.
378
00:18:08,087 --> 00:18:10,053
Have a token on me.
379
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:13,323
Thanks. Take on
The easy ones first.
380
00:18:13,359 --> 00:18:15,993
Pull down the
Weakest of the herd.
381
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,629
I just can't figure
It out. Why us?
382
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:20,976
Hey, listen, pete, I
Just want to thank you
383
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,634
For sticking up for me
Today with the mugger.
384
00:18:23,669 --> 00:18:25,302
Well, gutter wench
385
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:28,639
Is my special nickname for you.
386
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,441
So, what do we do now?
387
00:18:31,477 --> 00:18:33,844
I suggest we put this
Ugliness behind us.
388
00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:36,547
You mean the mugging?
No, I mean us getting along.
389
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:47,224
Are you finished
Rewriting your vows?
390
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,527
I have vow block.
391
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,929
Yeah, me, too.
392
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,931
Why can't we do this?
393
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,177
What does this say about us?
394
00:18:56,201 --> 00:18:58,536
Well, I just... I've never
Been very good at,
395
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:01,238
You know, putting that
Kind of stuff on paper.
396
00:19:01,273 --> 00:19:03,140
You know how I feel about you.
397
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:04,642
Of course.
398
00:19:04,677 --> 00:19:06,777
I mean, I-I guess.
399
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,445
Oh...
400
00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:11,448
Come on, sharon, I could...
I could never imagine
401
00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:14,618
Spending the rest of my
Life with anybody except you.
402
00:19:14,654 --> 00:19:15,953
I know.
403
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,888
I love you so much,
404
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,558
It hurts to even imagine
My life without you.
405
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,071
With you in my life
And holding my hand,
406
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:25,563
I have all that I
Could ever want.
407
00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,566
Do you know that every
Morning when I wake up
408
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:31,001
And see you lying next to me,
409
00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:33,503
I just... I thank
God how lucky I am
410
00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:36,006
That I get to grow old with you?
411
00:19:36,042 --> 00:19:38,008
Oh, my god! Oh, my god!
412
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,009
Oh, my god, those are vows.
413
00:19:39,045 --> 00:19:41,023
Do you have a pen? Oh! Okay.
414
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:42,512
What was that thing
415
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,848
You said about
Being in bed? Old.
416
00:19:44,884 --> 00:19:46,862
Right, and then
You said something
417
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,864
About being together
For something forever,
418
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,033
And then there was
Something about something.
419
00:19:51,057 --> 00:19:52,556
Love! Love, love, love,
420
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,592
Love, love, love,
Love in my life.
421
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,162
Oh, the hell with it.
422
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:01,031
I, sharon carter,
423
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:03,366
Take you, jonathan donnelly,
424
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:05,936
To be my lawful wedded husband,
425
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:09,106
To have and to hold,
For richer or for poorer,
426
00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:11,308
In sickness and in health,
427
00:20:11,343 --> 00:20:14,845
Till one of us is dead.
428
00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:19,650
That's cool.
429
00:20:19,685 --> 00:20:22,152
Yay! Oh, hey, here you go.
430
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,654
Got that?
431
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:25,689
Yeah, thanks.
432
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,064
Daddy!
433
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:37,768
Kitten!
434
00:20:37,803 --> 00:20:40,104
Oh!
435
00:20:40,139 --> 00:20:41,839
Here!
436
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:44,708
I got you some golf clubs.
437
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:48,411
Daddy, I don't golf.
You are so crazy!
438
00:20:52,950 --> 00:20:54,351
What's going on?
439
00:20:54,387 --> 00:20:56,231
I'm going to call my cell phone,
440
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:58,233
Give that mugger
A piece of my mind.
441
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,523
Good for you.
442
00:21:01,059 --> 00:21:04,795
Oh, my daddy just
Gave me one of these.
443
00:21:04,830 --> 00:21:06,275
Now, who would call me? Hello?
444
00:21:06,299 --> 00:21:08,399
Hello. Hello. Hello.
445
00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:09,911
Hello. Hello!
446
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,280
What? What?
447
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:13,771
Irene, knock it
Off. I can't hear.
448
00:21:13,806 --> 00:21:15,071
Oh, sorry.
449
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,241
Hello? Great. He hung up.
450
00:21:26,352 --> 00:21:29,386
God, you people are dumb.
451
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:32,889
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