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And so, I've been appointed
To the fundraising committee
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At the children's hospital!
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You're really
Being a good person.
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I don't get it.
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You let us know what
We can do to help.
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Actually, um, I'm organizing
A charity bachelors' auction.
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Oh, I'm available anytime.
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All right!
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After that thing!
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Oh, berg, please.
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Absolutely not. I know
How these things work, okay?
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A bunch of desperate widows
Slobbering all over you.
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Pete?
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Yeah, it sounds good.
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Who is it?
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Woman: irene!
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It's irene.
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Hi!
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Where's pete?
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Oh, he's not here.
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I thought I heard his voice.
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Well, when sharon
And I answer together...
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It sounds like pete.
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Do you think it
Would be all right
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If I borrowed some of
Pete's clothes to sleep in?
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No.
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No harm asking.
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Irene, I got your cat.
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I found the rascal in my plants.
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No, no!
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He's just a little cutie.
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Thank you.
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Oh, you're just a little cutie!
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And she's just a little creepy.
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Ashley has been
Really nice lately...
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Ever since she got
A new boyfriend.
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Ooh! Ashley has a new boyfriend?
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Who is he?
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I don't know.
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Here's one of pete's
Socks for your trouble.
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Sharon, how many
Weddings have you been in?
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There's, like, five
Bridesmaids' dresses here.
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Everything's got to go.
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You sure? What if butt
Ugly comes back into style?
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Hey, I just don't need
Any of this stuff anymore.
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I am cleansing myself of
The old materialistic me.
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And while she's cleansing,
I'm making out like a bandit.
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Johnny, this thing doesn't
Work. I want my money back.
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Sorry, pete. All sales final.
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But, johnny, I asked
You... But nothing.
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Hey, you're the one
Who wouldn't buy
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The extended
Warranty for 50 cents.
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Johnny, it's not fair.
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At least throw in
That fishing pole.
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What fishing pole?
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You're selling my fishing pole?
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Baby, we agreed.
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We're changing our lives.
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I'm not changing.
you're changing.
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I was already good.
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You haven't been
Fishing for months.
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I went last weekend.
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Yes, and you were gone all day!
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This is mine.
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It goes back in the
Closet with my tackle box.
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Hey, is a tackle box something
That's square and smelly
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That you could sell
Quick for about 7 bucks?
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Yeah.
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Sweetie, we haven't
Hugged in a while!
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Oh, viper... Nice car!
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Yeah, try getting
Groceries in it.
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Wait, wait. Hold on.
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That's ashley and
Her new boyfriend.
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"Oh, look at me. I
Have so much money."
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What a loser.
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Of course he is. Who
Else would date ashley?
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Hey.
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Thanks. I had fun.
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Hey, pete.
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God, isn't it a beautiful day?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you go
Away, and I'll find out?
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You are so funny!
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Aah! Berg, it burns!
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So, I hear you got a
New boyfriend, huh?
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You might remember him.
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He was entertaining
Kids in pediatrics.
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Oh, the fat clown.
Congratulations.
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No, the, um, other one.
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Nomar garciaparra?
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Huh.
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Who would have
Thought there were
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Two nomar garciaparras
In the world?
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One's the famous
Baseball player,
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And the other
One's not too picky.
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Pete...
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Oh, my god, you're dating
Nomar garciaparra?
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Berg, did you hear that?
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Well, it's hard not to,
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When you squeal like
A little schoolgirl.
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Do you know what this means?
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We get to hang out with nomar
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And he'll give us box seats,
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And what's the cutoff
Age for batboys?
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Ashley!
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Oh, my god! It's him! It's him!
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How do I look? How do I look?
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I got halfway down the block
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And noticed you
Forgot your purse.
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Oh, thanks, nomie.
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So, hey, this is pete,
And this is berg.
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Berg?
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Ha ha. That's a funny name.
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It is a funny name,
Nomar. You're the best!
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Hey, man.
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What's up, germ?
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I really want to thank you
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For getting me this orderly gig.
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You're welcome.
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So, how long do I
Have to work here
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Before they make me a doctor?
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Well, uh... Well, it's
A seniority system.
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But I'll tell you, the
Next doctor that dies...
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You're in.
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Cool.
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Hey. Whoa, ash,
Where are you going?
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It's the middle of our shift.
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They're letting me off early.
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But it... We're swamped today.
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I feel bad, but nomar is
Getting his espy award,
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So the other doctors
Agreed to cover for me.
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Nomar? Espy awards?
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Berg, did you hear that?
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Your old betty's going
Out with a baseball stud!
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Yes, I've heard.
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That guy's a star. Oh,
You really traded up.
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Thank you, germ.
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You dumped her, and now
Your ex-betty is the queen betty.
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She's the leader of all
Bettys in the free world.
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Are you going to let
Him call you a betty?
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It would bother me if I
Weren't the queen betty.
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Oh, man, she's funny.
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Hey, sharon.
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Hey, irene. See
Anything you like?
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Oh, a garage sale!
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This reminds me of when my mom
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Used to take me
Shopping for my birthday.
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Oh!
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Oh, my god.
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Where did you get these
Beautifully colored dresses?
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Oh, are they for sale, or
Are they just for show?
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No, no, no, no, no.
They're for sale.
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Then I'm the lucky leprechaun
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At the end of this
beautiful rainbow.
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Guess I better take
Them all. How much?
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Uh, five.
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Hundred?
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$500?
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You said it... $500!
No take-backs!
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Shoot! You got
Me there. I said it.
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You want to just
Write me a check?
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I don't believe in banks.
They get robbed all the time.
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I hide all my money
In my jewelry box.
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Hey!
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Oh, hi, berg!
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Look at these pretty
Dresses I bought!
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It's like I was practically
In the weddings!
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You are too sad.
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Oh, you tease!
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What's with you?
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Nothing. It's ashley's
New boyfriend.
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Everyone thinks he's so great
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Just 'cause he's
A baseball player.
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No, he's a really great guy.
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How would you know?
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We all went out to
Dinner the other night
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And he paid for everything...
big hit with johnny.
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He was great with
Those kids in the hospital.
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Oh, really? Did he heal them?
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'cause that's what I do.
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Yeah, of course.
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Because what you do
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Is much more important
Than what he does.
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Yes, that's what
I've been saying.
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That's why you're the perfect
Guy to fill the last slot
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In the bachelor auction.
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I'm not going to be
Doing the auction, okay?
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Give you a chance to
Compete with nomar.
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Nomar's in it?
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He's going to be
On your home turf.
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Everyone at the
Hospital loves me.
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Yes, they do.
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But, you know,
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I guess I'll just have
To settle for nomar.
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Hold it.
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Don't you think I know
What you're trying to do?
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You're protecting
Your new friend nomar.
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Well, it didn't
Work. Count me in.
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Now, if you'll excuse me,
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I have two days to get a bod.
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Man, I've sold all
Sorts of crap today.
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Pete... All eyes are on you...
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'cause you're
Standing next to me.
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Your fly is down.
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I know. Whatever it takes.
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So, shall we go, uh,
Peddle our goods?
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Yeah. I'll catch up
With you in a second.
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All right.
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Hey, donnelly, I got
A present for you.
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What's that?
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This is toast from
My new toaster.
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But... But look, look.
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It's not crispy.
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It's... Not crunchy.
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You know, it's not
Even golden-brown.
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Well, look, it's not even toast.
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It's bread.
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You sold me a breader.
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I was afraid you weren't coming.
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Where have you been?
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Sorry, shar, I passed a
Mirror on the way over.
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You do look great.
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You are looking at the guy
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Who's going to bring in more
Money than any other bachelor.
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You know how I told you
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People would pay more
For you than for nomar?
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That, in the charity
Business, is known as a lie.
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You see, that's where
You're wrong, my friend.
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I own this place. Watch.
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Aren't you going to
Introduce me to these ladies?
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This is mrs. Elliot.
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She's one of the hospital's
Biggest benefactors.
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Hi. Dr. Michael bergen...
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The may to your december.
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That is so charming!
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It's too bad this isn't a
Bachelorette auction,
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Because I would be
Bidding on you, foxy.
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Are you, uh, willing
To take a turn?
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Unh-unh-unh-unh-unh-unh.
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Show me the money.
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I'll see you on
The auction block.
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Wear your bifocals.
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You can count on that!
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Oh, my god! That's nomar!
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Oh, give me a push,
And I'll touch his buns.
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You sold me a broken toaster.
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So do something about it.
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Fine. I will fix it!
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Good!
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For 20 bucks.
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Berg: can you believe that guy?
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Look at him hogging
The spotlight.
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Yeah, I know.
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It sickens me when a sports hero
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Takes time out of
His busy schedule
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To raise money for kids.
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He's just here
For the publicity.
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I'm here so the kids
Can get their new...
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Pony?
260
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,794
It's to build a new
Children's wing.
261
00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:14,332
Well, we're not going
To let the pony run wild.
262
00:12:14,367 --> 00:12:17,335
How about I buy my two
Buddies a couple of drinks?
263
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:19,337
Could you send mine over there?
264
00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:20,883
I'm going to say hi to nomar.
265
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:23,407
Okay, well, I guess it's
Just you and me, pete.
266
00:12:23,443 --> 00:12:24,943
Okay, go.
267
00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:26,277
Thanks.
268
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:33,351
Bartender... Yes, sir,
What's your poison?
269
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:38,556
What are you doing here?
270
00:12:38,592 --> 00:12:40,825
Oh, just doing my
Part for charity...
271
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:43,795
Pouring a little
Booze for the kids.
272
00:12:43,830 --> 00:12:45,663
Pour me a double.
273
00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:49,601
Come on, you got to get
Over this nomar thing.
274
00:12:49,636 --> 00:12:50,969
He's just a man.
275
00:12:51,004 --> 00:12:53,771
He takes a fastball
In the temple,
276
00:12:53,807 --> 00:12:55,907
He's just like you and me.
277
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,511
Oh, and here I was,
Getting all down on myself.
278
00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:02,046
The drink... Now.
279
00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:03,781
I got just the thing.
280
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,517
I invented it myself.
281
00:13:05,552 --> 00:13:08,119
It's called... The germinator.
282
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:10,221
What's in it?
283
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:13,958
Oh, I can't tell you, but
It cleans when it flushes.
284
00:13:18,832 --> 00:13:21,110
So you agree with me, right?
285
00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:25,202
It doesn't matter that sharon
Sold johnny's tackle box.
286
00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:27,550
He should give me
My money, right?
287
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:29,007
A deal is a deal.
288
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,009
Nomar, if you have a bad season,
289
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,511
Do you give the owners
Their money back?
290
00:13:33,547 --> 00:13:35,980
Which answer will
Make you guys leave?
291
00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,481
Sorry, sorry, sorry, nomar.
292
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,417
Will you guys knock it off?
293
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:41,686
We are here to
Help sick children.
294
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:44,455
Let's try to be a
Little more charitable.
295
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,990
Hi, guys. Hey, nomie.
296
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,491
Now, remember, baby,
297
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:51,029
No matter who buys you,
You're coming home to me.
298
00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:55,099
And, nomar... I live downstairs.
299
00:13:55,134 --> 00:13:57,374
So stop by, we'll
Play some stickball.
300
00:13:58,705 --> 00:14:01,072
Oh, ash, you know what?
301
00:14:01,107 --> 00:14:03,085
I have a dress
That's just like that.
302
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,341
Not anymore.
303
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:12,550
You sold ashley my dress?
304
00:14:12,586 --> 00:14:13,918
I had to.
305
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:17,989
We were all out of tackle boxes.
306
00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:24,596
Germ... I can't feel my lips.
307
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:28,332
You're in stage one, baby.
308
00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:33,170
Hey, you, just wanted to
Wish you good luck tonight.
309
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:36,007
You're wishing the
Wrong guy luck.
310
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,020
How many of those have you had?
311
00:14:38,044 --> 00:14:39,410
I don't know.
312
00:14:39,445 --> 00:14:41,813
Apparently, the germinator
313
00:14:41,848 --> 00:14:45,216
Attacks the central
Nervous system.
314
00:14:45,251 --> 00:14:50,187
Entering stage two.
315
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:53,057
Okay, well, I'm going
To the coat check.
316
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:55,793
Call me if you need
Medical attention.
317
00:14:55,829 --> 00:14:58,462
I cannot get over
How great you look.
318
00:14:58,498 --> 00:14:59,764
Oh, thank you.
319
00:14:59,799 --> 00:15:02,600
He's got some nerve
Selling her my dress.
320
00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:06,804
You're wishing the
Wrong guy luck.
321
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:13,011
Sold for $1,200!
322
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:16,313
Thank you, dan.
323
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:17,982
Okay!
324
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:20,618
Our next handsome
Bachelor up for auction
325
00:15:20,654 --> 00:15:22,086
Is mr. Pete dunville!
326
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:24,856
Yes!
327
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:29,426
Pete says he's a pisces
Who likes good wine,
328
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,895
Intimate dinners,
329
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,431
And would rather
Listen than talk.
330
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:37,101
Oh! Here.
331
00:15:37,137 --> 00:15:39,370
Oh, uh, "He'd also
Like to stress
332
00:15:39,405 --> 00:15:41,884
"That he's a fair
And ethical person.
333
00:15:41,908 --> 00:15:45,877
When you buy pete dunville,
You don't get a broken toaster."
334
00:15:50,249 --> 00:15:52,128
We'll start the bidding at $500.
335
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,419
$500, do I hear $550?
336
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,689
I think I'm going to bid on him.
337
00:15:57,724 --> 00:15:59,390
He seems like a nice boy.
338
00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:01,893
He reminds me of my grandson.
339
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,488
Then your grandson's
A backstabbing liar!
340
00:16:06,966 --> 00:16:09,145
All right, the
Bid stands at $900!
341
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:13,270
Going once, going
Twice... Whoo! $4,000!
342
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:15,907
No. No.
343
00:16:15,942 --> 00:16:19,210
Irene, that's very
Generous of you.
344
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:24,749
Going once, going
Twice... No! Aah!
345
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,151
Sold for $4,000!
346
00:16:27,187 --> 00:16:28,886
Yes!
347
00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:43,935
Man, I was wishing I'd get
One of those old ladies.
348
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:48,039
You're wishing the
Wrong guy luck.
349
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,574
Please welcome
Our next bachelor...
350
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:52,877
Dr. Michael bergen.
351
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,448
It's okay!
352
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,550
Saved the olive.
353
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:06,423
Okay, um... Berg, as
His friends call him,
354
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:09,393
Says he could have been
A professional ballplayer,
355
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,796
But decided instead
To dedicate himself
356
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,631
To saving lives.
357
00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:17,935
Okay!
358
00:17:17,971 --> 00:17:21,472
Who wants to start
The bidding at $500?
359
00:17:21,507 --> 00:17:22,807
$500?
360
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:24,341
Come on, ladies.
361
00:17:24,377 --> 00:17:27,378
A romantic evening
At my place...
362
00:17:27,413 --> 00:17:34,451
Candlelight...
Music... Soft food.
363
00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,353
$500?
364
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,588
$600.
365
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:40,158
Berg, you can't bid on yourself.
366
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:42,093
Okay, it's only $500.
367
00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:48,966
Oh, I know what they want.
368
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:52,436
Drumroll, please.
369
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,749
Who'd like a bite
Of this green apple?
370
00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:08,652
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
371
00:18:08,688 --> 00:18:12,523
A sense of humor... Normally
Very attractive in a guy.
372
00:18:12,558 --> 00:18:15,492
Now do I hear $400?
373
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:17,862
$250?
374
00:18:17,897 --> 00:18:21,232
Anything?
375
00:18:22,836 --> 00:18:24,535
Let's remember why we're here.
376
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:27,338
It's a charity, and a
Charity is to help people
377
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:29,440
That are less fortunate than us,
378
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,809
And, berg, put the cake down!
379
00:18:31,845 --> 00:18:34,511
Let me handle this.
380
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:38,082
You know...
381
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,421
I might not be...
382
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:51,428
The prized cow
At the county fair.
383
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:58,669
And I know that a lot of
You don't think I'm worth spit.
384
00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:03,207
But... But I beg to differ.
385
00:19:03,243 --> 00:19:09,480
I'll have you know that
I'm worth tons of spit.
386
00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:11,916
There.
387
00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:14,618
That'll teach you.
388
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,290
Well, I guess that puts
An end to the bidding.
389
00:19:19,325 --> 00:19:21,425
$100.
390
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:25,329
Sold!
391
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:35,439
Thank you, sir.
392
00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:41,745
Hey, berg.
393
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:46,183
Will you take me for
A ride in your car?
394
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:51,522
Sure, tomorrow, after I
Play stickball with pete.
395
00:19:51,557 --> 00:19:53,590
Sharon, have you seen pete?
396
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,459
I've looked everywhere.
397
00:19:55,494 --> 00:19:57,128
Oh, I'm sorry, irene.
398
00:19:57,163 --> 00:19:59,763
He left just right
After the auction.
399
00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:02,400
If he won't talk to
Me, I'm not paying.
400
00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:03,901
He's behind the bar.
401
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:10,074
Sharon, irene is
Not back here...
402
00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,775
There you are!
403
00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,889
Oh, goody! Come on, pete.
404
00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:16,458
I want to drive up
And see my parents.
405
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:19,116
They keep asking when
They're going to meet you.
406
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,419
How sick are these children?
407
00:20:32,498 --> 00:20:36,834
Well, I guess I'll see
You saturday, then.
408
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,380
You did a great
Job tonight, sharon.
409
00:20:49,415 --> 00:20:51,582
Thank you. We
Raised a lot of money.
410
00:20:51,617 --> 00:20:53,784
That's the first
Time in a long time
411
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:56,387
That I actually feel
Good about myself.
412
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,090
I just want to apologize
For my behavior.
413
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:00,424
It's okay, berg.
414
00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,093
I know deep in my heart
415
00:21:02,128 --> 00:21:05,429
You're going to find somebody
That's just perfect for you.
416
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:08,099
Yeah, we'll see
How saturday goes.
417
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:18,709
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