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Okay, let's do some laundry.
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And yet, he wore a tank
Top to his uncle's funeral.
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Well, these are the only
Clean clothes I had left
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Because ashley is still
Upset about our breakup.
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She squirted a bottle
Of ketchup in my closet.
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Why is that funny?
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Because ashley came
Upstairs last night
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To borrow a bottle of ketchup.
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Why are you still
Letting her live here?
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When they split up
The family assets,
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He kept the castle,
But she got his jewels.
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Okay, all right, no.
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I haven't had an opportunity
To talk to her yet.
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The second she gets back here,
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I'm going to tell her that
In no uncertain terms, she...
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Shh! Shh! Here she comes!
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Bye, ashley.
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Bye, johnny.
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Bye, ashley.
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Bye, pete.
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Bye, ash... Ley.
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We're just off to
The laundromat.
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You might want to presoak that.
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Thank you for the tip.
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You know, this is
Really unhealth...
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♪ I know that there is pain ♪
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♪ but you hold on
For one more day ♪
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♪ and you break
Free from the chains ♪
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♪ 'cause don't you know ♪
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♪ don't you know
Things will change ♪
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♪ things will go your way ♪
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♪ so hold on for one more day ♪
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♪ hold on for one more day ♪
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♪ things will go your way ♪
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♪ tomorrow things
Will go your way ♪
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♪ hold on for one more day ♪
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Guys, we passed six
Laundromats on the way here.
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What's so special
About... There's beer here!
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Gentlemen, welcome
To the soap bar,
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Where cleanliness is
Next to drunkenness.
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Beer, please.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Look, there she is.
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Ah, look, look... See how
She pours her bleach...
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Like an angel.
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I wonder if she's related
To the girl you saw last week
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Who pumped gas like an angel.
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I'm going to go ask her if
She wants to have a drink.
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Oh, come on, pete.
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Every guy in here's
Probably offered her a drink.
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You got to set yourself apart.
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Beautiful women like that,
They need more than words.
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What do you suggest?
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Fake quarters.
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They'll make you
Seem like a rebel...
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Dangerous, unpredictable,
And value-conscious.
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Good god, you're cheap.
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Just because I don't throw
My money away on laundry
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Like you guys.
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You're right.
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You grab the washboard.
I'll meet you by the river.
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You really think
This is going to work?
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Hey, believe me,
The quickest way
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To a girl's heart
Is free dry time.
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Why don't I just
Use real quarters?
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She's not that hot.
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Looks like a
Machine's opening up.
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Sorry!
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Yeah, I guess I got here first.
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Oh, hey, ash.
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Hey.
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Are the guys around?
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Nope. They went to the
Laundromat with johnny.
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Oh. I thought they might
Want to play trivial pursuit.
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Oh, hey, wait,
I'll play with you.
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Well, I like to
Play with the guys,
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Because I like to win.
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Well, I understand, but
We can have a little wine
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And chat about what's
Going on in our lives.
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It's nothing personal,
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But I don't think
It's a good idea
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For me to hang out with you.
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Since when?
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Since you and berg broke up.
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It... It's like my mom
And her ex-husbands.
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When they broke up, I just
Always stuck with my mom.
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It's just, you know,
Because I knew her longer.
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Well, I'm sorry it
Has to be that way.
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Yeah, me... Me, too.
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♪ reach out and touch
Somebody's hand ♪
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♪ make this world
A better place ♪
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♪ if you can ♪
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♪ just try ♪
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♪ take a little time
Out of your busy day ♪
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♪ to give some encouragement ♪
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♪ to someone who's
Lost their way ♪
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♪ just try ♪
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♪ ooh ooh ooh oooh ♪
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Hey, sharon.
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Look, as long as we
Don't talk about berg,
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I don't see why we can't
Split a bottle of wine
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And play a game
Of trivial pursuit.
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♪ why don't you
Reach out and touch ♪
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♪ somebody's hand? ♪
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♪ make this world
A better place ♪
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This will be fun.
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If you like humiliation.
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♪ if you can ♪
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I can't believe you
Got all your clothes
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Into one machine.
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This one isn't even wet.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whose...
Whose shirt is this?
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It's mine. Thanks, buddy.
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Hey, you got those
Little fabric sheets?
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No, I forgot those.
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Don't worry. It's on me.
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Do you believe people throw
These out after one use?
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Yeah, some people just don't
Realize the value of... A penny.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Allow me.
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Wait, are those slugs?
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These are fake quarters.
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Well, I don't think that
You should be doing that.
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I understand.
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You... You're a good woman.
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Me... I'm a rule breaker.
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No, no, don't be stuck!
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It looks like you
Picked a bad dryer.
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And dirtbag shouldn't
Have broken up with me
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Minutes after I
Moved in with him,
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So I ask you...
Who's the bad guy?
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Once again...
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really not comfortable
Talking about berg.
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Could you just please
Answer the trivia question?
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I am sorry. You're right.
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It's just that he's
Been ignoring me
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Ever since he broke up with me.
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He ducks me at the hospital.
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He hides in his bedroom.
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I've discovered he lacks
Both a butt and a spine.
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And your final answer
Is... Mitochondria.
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That's the second game in a
Row where I didn't get a turn.
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I feel bad. Here, take
Some of my pieces.
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No, I don't need
Your pity pieces.
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I only know this stuff
Because I went to college.
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I went to college.
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No kidding? That's so funny.
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Okay, you know
What? Forget the game.
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Let's just talk about dirtbag.
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You know, this place
Isn't really that original.
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My grandmother used
To drink and do laundry.
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I almost forgot
About my clothes.
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Huh. It's amazing how
Dry your clothes get
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When you use real money.
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You're not still
Mad about the slugs?
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It worked like a charm.
She thinks I'm a rebel.
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Tomorrow I'm going
To ask her to jack a car.
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Somebody stole my clothes!
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All right, nobody move!
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Hey, wait, there's
Something stuck on the side.
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Oh, thank god!
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Hey, it's my shirt.
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Who would want to
Take your clothes?
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The man... The man...
The mean old man!
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He was mad because I beat
Him to the washing machine.
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That was everything I
Own. What am I going to do?
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Here's a slug. Call the police.
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I never been the one
Who's been dumped.
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It sucks!
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Oh, you must know
Exactly how I feel.
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Hey!
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Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry.
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I only meant that
You'd understand
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Because you've probably
Been dumped a lot.
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Oh.
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Hey!
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Well, okay, but, you know...
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Whenever I got dumped,
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My girlfriends would
Not leave me alone
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Until I was able to,
You know, laugh again.
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Oh, you're lucky.
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I don't have any
Friends like that.
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What?
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Yes, you do, and her
Name is sharon carter!
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Wow!
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Who's sharon carter?
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Me.
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♪ people ♪
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♪ people ♪
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♪ people ♪
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♪ people who need people ♪
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♪ people who need people ♪
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♪ are the luckiest people ♪
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♪ in the world ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪
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So we're really friends?
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We really, really are?
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Of course we are.
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Why else would I ask you
To be one of my... Bridesmaids?
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You want me to be one
Of your bridesmaids?
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Here. Wait, wait.
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Oh. Oh.
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I, sharon carter,
Take you, ashley...
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Judd.
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To be my bridesmaid.
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I do.
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♪ a feelin' deep in your soul ♪
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♪ says you're half,
Now you're whole ♪
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♪ no more hunger or thirst ♪
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♪ but first be a person
Who needs people ♪
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♪ people ♪
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♪ people ♪
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♪ people ♪
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♪ are the luckiest people ♪
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♪ in ♪
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♪ in ♪
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♪ the ♪
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♪ the ♪
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♪ world ♪
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♪ ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ♪
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♪ there's got to
Be a morning after ♪
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♪ if we can hold on
Through the night ♪
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♪ we'll be all right
Do you have to fight? ♪
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♪ we have a chance
To find the sunshine ♪
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♪ sunshine, sunshine, sunshine ♪
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Oh, my head!
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♪ let's keep on
Looking for the light ♪
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♪ there's got to
Be a morning after ♪
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♪ hmmm ♪
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Oh, hey, berg, is ashley here?
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Nope.
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Thank god.
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I already did... Five times.
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Nice suit.
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Thank you. I'm glad you like it.
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This morning a guy at the
Gym said the same thing.
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I have the worst
Hangover of my life!
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Where did you go last night?
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Nowhere. I stayed here
And got drunk with ashley.
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You guys aren't
Even really friends.
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We are now. I invited
Her to be in my wedding.
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What?
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Sharon, no, no,
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You can't have me and
Ashley in the same wedding.
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You know, we don't
Mix well together.
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We're like oil and satan.
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Well, it's too late now.
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Assuming you're oil,
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I've already made
A promise to satan.
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Don't worry, she can't hold
You to that. You know why?
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Because everyone knows
Alcohol makes you do crazy things.
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I have a tattoo on
My left butt cheek...
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Says "Tap the rockies."
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I'm not going to
Dis-invite ashley.
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She'll... She'll get mad,
Break into my place,
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And throw a condiment
On my wedding gown.
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That's the kind of person
You're dealing with here.
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Exactly, which is why it's
Not worth the trouble to me.
258
00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:04,148
What about the trouble
Of... Of planning your wedding
259
00:13:04,183 --> 00:13:06,117
For eight months?
260
00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:08,820
your wedding, sharon.
261
00:13:08,855 --> 00:13:11,689
The most perfect
Day of your life.
262
00:13:11,725 --> 00:13:13,224
Yeah, what about it?
263
00:13:13,259 --> 00:13:15,894
Okay, imagine ashley's there.
264
00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:19,230
She's sitting with
Your aunt gladys...
265
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:23,167
You know, the one
With the silver tooth...
266
00:13:23,202 --> 00:13:25,570
You don't think she's
Going to make fun of her?
267
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,238
Oh, come on.
268
00:13:27,273 --> 00:13:29,741
You know ashley.
She mocks everyone.
269
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,343
She doesn't care whose
Feelings she hurts.
270
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,713
She did mock me playing
Trivial pursuit last night.
271
00:13:35,749 --> 00:13:38,716
Oh, man, I just thought
Of something else.
272
00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,384
What?
273
00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:44,622
What if... What?
274
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:48,560
She sees johnny's
Fat little nephew?
275
00:13:48,595 --> 00:13:50,394
What's his name...
276
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:54,432
Fatsy matsy, 2x4, can't
Fit through a... The...
277
00:13:54,467 --> 00:13:56,634
You know, the fat kid.
278
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:58,269
You mean steve.
279
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,371
Yes, steve!
280
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,807
Man, he's fat!
281
00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:04,709
I mean, she's going
To have a field day
282
00:14:04,744 --> 00:14:08,880
With him and his manly sister.
283
00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:11,160
Berg, you got to
Help me! My family...
284
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:13,150
Okay, okay, don't worry.
Don't worry, okay?
285
00:14:13,186 --> 00:14:15,053
We're going to fix
This whole thing.
286
00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,588
In the meantime, though,
287
00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,557
We got to get rid
Of that hangover.
288
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,158
How do some runny eggs
289
00:14:21,194 --> 00:14:24,328
And a greasy porkchop
Smothered in rum gravy sound?
290
00:14:24,363 --> 00:14:26,097
Hmm?
291
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:28,265
No?
292
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,238
Be sure to hold your hair back.
293
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,246
Berg, you got to buy
Some new clothes.
294
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,515
That suit's starting
To get an odor.
295
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,984
Isn't it ironic...
296
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:49,621
The washers are all
Spinning, but not for me.
297
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:53,057
Hey, hey, hey, here she is!
298
00:14:53,093 --> 00:14:54,258
Here she is!
299
00:14:54,293 --> 00:14:56,138
I can smooth things
Over with this...
300
00:14:56,162 --> 00:14:57,595
A roll of quarters
301
00:14:57,631 --> 00:15:00,364
Wrapped in a bow made
Out of fabric softener.
302
00:15:00,399 --> 00:15:03,001
I can't believe you're
Using real quarters.
303
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,369
You're giving in to
The man so easily.
304
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,605
I worked on something
For you last night.
305
00:15:07,641 --> 00:15:10,642
This will get you all the
Free dry time you want
306
00:15:10,677 --> 00:15:12,744
Without breaking the machine.
307
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:16,180
Aren't you a little old to
Be a juvenile delinquent?
308
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,455
It'll work. I just
Got to test it first.
309
00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,754
Oh, my god.
310
00:15:22,789 --> 00:15:25,389
There's the old man
Who stole my clothes.
311
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,926
I bet he's here to
Pull another heist.
312
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:32,263
It makes me sick... Just
The thought of my pants
313
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:35,166
Having to sit through
"Diagnosis: murder."
314
00:15:35,201 --> 00:15:36,801
What are you going to do?
315
00:15:36,836 --> 00:15:39,314
Well, I'm going
To stand up to him.
316
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,173
You give these
Old people an inch...
317
00:15:42,208 --> 00:15:45,309
And eventually, they'll
Take another one.
318
00:15:50,183 --> 00:15:53,051
You probably don't remember me.
319
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,485
Slugs.
320
00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:57,321
Right. Um, listen, I want
To apologize for yesterday.
321
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,691
It's just that I wanted
To meet you so bad,
322
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,226
And I-I was trying so
Hard to think of an in,
323
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,395
I got nervous
And I lost my head.
324
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,642
Well, you could've just said hi.
325
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,432
Hi.
326
00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,501
Hi.
327
00:16:10,536 --> 00:16:13,037
Wow, that was easy, and
No dryers were harmed.
328
00:16:14,373 --> 00:16:19,243
Whoo-hoo! Jackpot!
329
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:22,313
Look, there is a guy
Stealing detergent!
330
00:16:22,348 --> 00:16:25,149
Ah, don't worry about
It. He'll come clean.
331
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:26,951
Seriously, that's just wrong.
332
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:31,189
Check me out... I
Still got my quarter.
333
00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,623
Do you know him?
334
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,358
No!
335
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:35,727
Move along, mister.
336
00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,002
Don't bring your
Trouble our way.
337
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:40,497
Berg: what did you
Do with my clothes?
338
00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:43,467
Aha! This is my shirt!
339
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:47,905
Only it's small, and
With long sleeves!
340
00:16:47,941 --> 00:16:49,406
Punk!
341
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:50,942
Aah!
342
00:16:50,977 --> 00:16:52,443
All right, enough!
343
00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:56,080
You... And you... Okay, then.
344
00:16:56,116 --> 00:17:00,017
And you... Get over here!
345
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,223
The laundromat is not the
Place for this nonsense.
346
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:08,325
Take it to the bar.
347
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:09,894
Sorry.
348
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,896
Sorry.
349
00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,898
Sorry.
350
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:16,600
Hey, pete, we'll meet
You over at the bar.
351
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,772
You do know those guys.
352
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:24,242
All right, you're right.
353
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:26,244
I do... I do know them.
354
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:27,812
And you know what?
355
00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,380
Let's be honest.
356
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:32,817
You and I... You know what...
We work, but sooner of later
357
00:17:32,852 --> 00:17:35,820
You're going to have to
Hang out with my friends,
358
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:38,756
And we can both see
Where that's going to end up.
359
00:17:38,792 --> 00:17:40,324
So you know what?
360
00:17:40,359 --> 00:17:43,261
I'm going to save us
Both a lot of heartache.
361
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:46,363
And you know what?
Just let me walk away.
362
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,171
Okay, you know
What? You go first.
363
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,472
You know, this is the first time
364
00:17:55,508 --> 00:17:58,442
I've ever been
Kicked into a bar.
365
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,530
Thanks again for
Hanging out with me.
366
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:09,854
It meant a lot,
367
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,256
And, um, I really
Wanted to talk to you
368
00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,358
About being in the wedding.
369
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,428
Me, too. Wow, I wasn't
Thinking clearly, so...
370
00:18:17,463 --> 00:18:20,564
Yeah, I wasn't even
Thinking blurry.
371
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:22,166
And, uh, I totally forgot
372
00:18:22,202 --> 00:18:25,036
My cousin spencer
Dropped out of the wedding,
373
00:18:25,071 --> 00:18:28,372
So now there are only five
Groomsmen instead of six.
374
00:18:28,407 --> 00:18:30,041
Oh.
375
00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:34,111
Oh, well, you know what?
You can relax, sharon.
376
00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:35,412
Really?
377
00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:36,881
I am perfectly comfortable
378
00:18:36,916 --> 00:18:39,156
Walking down the aisle alone.
379
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,664
It'll make me feel... Special,
380
00:18:42,688 --> 00:18:45,128
Like I'm the center
Of attention.
381
00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,858
Great. Okay.
382
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,093
Then I should probably tell you
383
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:51,329
About the bridesmaid's dress.
384
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,365
I think you'll like it. It's
A puffy, striped number.
385
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:56,100
Ooh, yeah,
386
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,270
And it probably
Costs... Too much.
387
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,804
And...
388
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,784
And I'll never get
To wear it again,
389
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,087
And then with my
Job at the hospital,
390
00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,189
I'm sure I'm not going
To be able to help
391
00:19:07,213 --> 00:19:08,679
With the wedding shower.
392
00:19:08,714 --> 00:19:10,248
And 15 other excuses
393
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:12,917
Why I shouldn't
Be in your wedding,
394
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,518
Except for the truth.
395
00:19:14,553 --> 00:19:16,932
You don't really want me in it.
396
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,423
Yes, ashley, I do...
397
00:19:19,458 --> 00:19:21,403
No, no, stop it. It's okay.
398
00:19:21,427 --> 00:19:24,328
You don't hold people
To drunken promises.
399
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,064
Otherwise, I'd have a
"Tap the rockies" tattoo
400
00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:29,166
On my right butt cheek.
401
00:19:29,202 --> 00:19:32,003
So you're not mad?
402
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,039
Yeah, I am, because actually,
403
00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,608
I thought we grew a
Little closer last night.
404
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:38,943
We did.
405
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:42,213
Not close enough for
You to be honest with me.
406
00:19:42,248 --> 00:19:44,648
I'm sorry. I just assumed
407
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,518
Since you were so bitter
And angry with everyone else
408
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:49,520
That you'd be that way with me.
409
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:52,990
Surprise!
410
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,204
I know it would be
Much too awkward
411
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,029
To have me there with...
Certain other people.
412
00:19:58,064 --> 00:20:01,399
I wouldn't want to do anything
To ruin your special day.
413
00:20:01,434 --> 00:20:03,467
You want to know something?
414
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:06,037
I think you're a really
Good person, ashley.
415
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:09,773
You mean that, or are
You buzzed from last night?
416
00:20:09,809 --> 00:20:14,178
♪ did you ever know
That you're my hero? ♪
417
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,547
♪ I bet you didn't know ♪
418
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:19,216
No, I mean it, and I
Think you're funny, too.
419
00:20:19,252 --> 00:20:22,553
♪ you're everything
I wish I could be ♪
420
00:20:22,588 --> 00:20:25,589
♪ I could be ♪
421
00:20:25,624 --> 00:20:28,259
I'm a riot. People just
Think I'm arrogant.
422
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:32,129
♪ I can fly higher
Than an eagle ♪
423
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:33,931
♪ or a sea gull ♪
424
00:20:33,967 --> 00:20:36,767
Can I ask you something?
425
00:20:36,802 --> 00:20:38,602
Will you be in my wedding?
426
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:40,037
I'd love to.
427
00:20:40,073 --> 00:20:43,540
You know me... Always a
Bride, never a bridesmaid.
428
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:45,609
♪ you are the wind
Beneath my wings ♪
429
00:20:45,644 --> 00:20:47,311
♪ wind beneath my wings ♪
430
00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,812
♪ fly, fly ♪
431
00:20:48,848 --> 00:20:49,981
♪ sharon, fly ♪
432
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:51,215
♪ thank you ♪
433
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,084
Thank you.
434
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:54,163
Thank you.
435
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:56,420
♪ oh, thank god for you ♪
436
00:20:56,456 --> 00:21:02,626
♪ the wind beneath my wings ♪
437
00:21:10,768 --> 00:21:12,736
Hey, johnny, there's a
Quarter on the floor.
438
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:13,771
Dibs!
439
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:18,508
You guys want to go?
440
00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:19,910
Yeah.
441
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,346
I've been scouting this
Place for four days now.
442
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:24,849
I'm never going
To find my laundry.
443
00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:27,364
The perp's probably
Four states away by now.
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