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Oh, hey!
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Hello, ashley's dish towel.
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Oh... I'm so sorry
You can't stay.
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No, no! No, no, no! Don't
Be sad, don't be sad!
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Look... All your
Friends are in the box.
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Ow! Oww!
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How was the gym?
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Everything in
There was so... Heavy!
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I know you're trying
To avoid ashley,
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But don't you think gettin'
In shape is a little extreme?
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No. No, it's not.
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I am sick and tired of
Dealing with that pain in the a...
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Ashley's here! Ashley!
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You didn't tell me she was here.
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you didn't tell me she
Moved in, so we're even.
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Well, this is the
Last of my stuff.
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Everything else is already
At sharon and johnny's.
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Okay, then.
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Thanks, pete.
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Take care.
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Berg, I can't let
It end this way.
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I-I'm still not sure what
Went wrong between us.
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Even though we're not
Going to be together,
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We're still going to be
Seeing a lot of each other.
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So for the last time,
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If there is anything
You want to say to me,
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Now's the chance.
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Um... Isn't it funny...
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You only realize how much
Stuff you have when you move?
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Wow.
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Deeper than I expected.
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Ha ha!
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Is she really gone?
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I think so.
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Yeah, the temperature
Just went up.
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Finally! We have the
Place back to ourselves!
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Oh, yeah!
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This house... Is clean.
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I knew it! I knew it!
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See, she's like
Satan's boomerang!
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Hi, pete! I'm movin' in!
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Since the breakup,
She has not aged well.
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Grandpa?
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Yeah?
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Why is there a poster of
Barbara walters over my bed?
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'cause they ran
Out of ruth buzzi.
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Well, when are you plannin'
On goin' home to grandmom?
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No way I'm goin'
Home to that harpy.
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At least call her and let
Her know you're all right.
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Hey, she's 81. She thinks
I'm in the other room.
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Enough with these cigars!
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My bedroom smells like
Clint eastwood's range rover.
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Ohhhhhh!
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I know what you want!
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Whoo! What's that
Behind your ear?
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Whee!
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Suddenly, it's not so
Smoky around here.
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All right, all right, quit it.
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You make a lousy runaway,
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And you're much too old
To be a teenage prostitute.
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This from the avon lady!
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I am not an avon lady!
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I'm vice-president of sales
For a very big cosmetic company.
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Berg, tell him!
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It's true. Pete is leading
The charge to bring back pink.
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Thank you, berg.
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And you... Call grandmom!
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And don't pretend to
Be her dead sister again!
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Whoa!
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That's... That's a lot of
Pills you got there, charlie.
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If those are viagra,
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You're gonna be
Walkin' in front of me.
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No, no, no.
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My buddy vic takes this
Pink one for his stomach,
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And the yellow ones
Are for sally's arthritis.
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And these are in case
Lou gets a little backed up.
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Mmm... You know,
Charlie... Mm-hmm?
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For just a little extra,
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A doctor can prescribe pills
especially chosen for you.
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Doctors are idiots!
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I haven't seen a
Doctor in 14 years.
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I don't believe in 'em.
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Yes. Apparently, you
Trust pharmacists.
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Well, they're tall.
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Charlie, you need to
Get a checkup, all right?
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Why don't you come
With me to the hospital?
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No way!
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Half of my friends
Are in the hospital,
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And they're all sick!
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Okay. All right.
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But don't come crying to me
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When carol's estrogen
Makes your boobies grow.
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Mmm! Smells good!
What are you makin'?
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One of my special omelets.
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Uh, johnny, I haven't
Bought eggs in months.
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That's what makes 'em special.
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Good morning. Good morning.
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Ashley! Ha ha ha!
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What are you doin'?
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I'm only wearing underwear.
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Johnny, did you forget
That I was movin' in?
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No.
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Yeah.
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Can you... Can you go in
The back for a second?
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This fly doesn't button.
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Johnny... I'm a doctor.
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You're not my doctor.
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For god's sakes,
Ashley lives here now.
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It's not a big deal.
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Just get up and get used to it.
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If it makes you feel
Better, I won't even look.
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I see london, I see france...
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I'm in for $10.
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What'll that cost me?
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You let me take
Your blood pressure.
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No... Wait... Make it $20...
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And I get a peek up your nose.
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Call.
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Straight. Uhhh!
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I never would have
Let you talk me into this
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If I thought you
Could play poker!
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You should've taken
Me up on racquetball.
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I was bluffing.
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You can't tell pete
I let you do this.
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Yeah, he'd be just
Sick with jealousy.
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Hey, I'm the patient.
You can't tell him.
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I know my rights.
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Fine. But I'm gonna
Need some fluid.
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I already gave you
A gallon of blood.
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The other fluid.
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No way!
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Come on, charlie!
Work with me here!
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You win, you get 10 bucks!
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I win, I get a cup of urine.
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Boy, at the senior center,
We play for pretzels.
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Hey.
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Where's grandpa?
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He went into your
Room to have a cigar.
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What?!
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Why didn't he just
Sit out here with you?
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Oh, he didn't want to
Bother me with the smoke.
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Man, I don't know how
Much more of this I can take!
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Come on, you two love takin'
Shots at each other. Now.
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You're like felix and oscar...
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But without the sexual tension.
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You love it. Admit it.
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Yeah, I guess you're
Right. I do love seein' him.
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Hey!
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Hey! Pete, you're home!
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Ding-dong! Avon calling!
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Yes, that's very funny.
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You'll have to do that to me
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Every time I visit
You at the home.
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Aw, pete!
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I'm sorry I gave you a
Hard time about your job.
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I tried some of
That soap you sell.
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It wasn't half bad.
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See? I told you,
It's a good company.
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And I'm proud of your work.
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Thank you.
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Oh, by the way, did
You call grandmom?
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Yeah. Uh-huh.
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You're sure?
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Well, I hope so,
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Or else I told a
Perfect stranger
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About my morning bowel movement.
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Oh! I am so sorry!
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Oh, no, no, no. It's my fault.
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I d-didn't see anything...
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Not that there
Wasn't anything to see!
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I didn't see those, either!
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I should just go.
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Whoa! Oh, gosh!
Johnny! What's goin' on?
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Nothin'! Nothing at all!
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He saw my boobs.
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It was an accident.
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I was just walking along,
And then... There they were.
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Oh, sweetie! Did the
Boobs scare you?
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Just forget it.
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I'm goin' in my bedroom.
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What for?
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Okay, I'm goin' outside!
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Hey, ashley...
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Oh, gee! You don't live
In this room, do you?
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I don't have to move out?
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No.
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Look, I-I really
Need to talk to you.
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No, thanks, berg! It's too late.
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I gave you an opportunity
To talk before.
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But no! You had nothin' to say!
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And now we're at the hospital,
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Where it is completely
Unprofessional
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To talk about
Our personal lives!
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I'd like your opinion
On these tests.
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Oh.
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Sure.
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But... If you had wanted to
Talk about personal stuff,
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Then... You would
Have been wrong.
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Oh, gosh. This is really bad.
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It's charlie...
Pete's grandfather.
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Oh, no. I'm sorry.
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What does his
Doctor have to say?
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He doesn't have a doctor.
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I think the last doctor he
Saw bled him with leeches.
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I had to run these tests myself.
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How'd you get samples?
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I drew a straight.
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You know who's
Great? Dr. Grayson.
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And I bet you can
Get charlie in today.
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No, I can't get him
Into a hospital.
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He thinks all
Doctors are idiots.
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Well, can you blame him?
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His only experience is
The leech guy and you.
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I can't believe this
Is happening to me.
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I don't want to do this!
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Do what?
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Tell my best friend's
Grandfather he's gonna die.
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Oh. Oh, gosh. Poor berg!
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Charlie's really put you in
An uncomfortable position.
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Ashley, I was just...
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Doing what you always do...
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Trying to avoid anything
That's the least bit unpleasant.
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Well, you wanted
To play doctor, berg.
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Now go... Be a doctor.
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And if you're a good boy,
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I'll put some balls in your
Stocking this christmas.
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But that'll only
Leave you with two.
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Hey... Charlie.
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Hey, berg.
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I found the playboy channel.
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I don't think I like
This artsy porn.
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The channel's scrambled.
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Listen, charlie, I...
Have to talk to you.
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Hey! Mrs. Abernathy
Was comin' on to me!
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Okay, look, um... I
Have some news.
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And, uh... And it's not good.
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I see. So it's great?
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No. Think "Cup half empty."
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You spilled my sample.
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No!
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Look... I got your
Test results back.
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It's your liver.
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It's functioning down
Around 40% right now.
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Should I sell or
Wait till it splits?
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Charlie, come on, please!
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This is very serious!
You are very...
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Very sick.
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Yes!
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I know. The liver is shot.
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And I got about six months left.
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Y-you know?
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That's what they
Told me 14 years ago!
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That's terrible!
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You've had 6 months
To live for 14 years?!
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00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:10,060
I told you... The
Doctors are idiots!
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I know you don't have
Any faith in hospitals,
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00:12:12,064 --> 00:12:14,131
But I think you should
Go in for treatments.
258
00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,033
Why?
259
00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,735
Can they cure me?
260
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:21,138
No. But they might be
Able to do something.
261
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:23,808
Sure... They'll put
Me in half a robe
262
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:27,278
And parade me in front
Of frightened children.
263
00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:28,979
Fine. You won't listen to me?
264
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,915
Then maybe you'll
Listen to pete.
265
00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:32,317
You can't tell pete!
266
00:12:32,352 --> 00:12:35,420
That would violate the
Patient/idiot privilege!
267
00:12:35,455 --> 00:12:36,821
Ha ha!
268
00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:39,457
You can't expect me
To keep this from him!
269
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,926
He loves you! He
Deserves to know!
270
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:44,495
I'll tell him when
The time is right!
271
00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:48,766
Now... How 'bout a little poker?
272
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:52,603
I had a cup of coffee
About an hour ago.
273
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:56,374
Mornin'.
274
00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:58,108
Mornin'.
275
00:12:58,144 --> 00:12:59,844
Hey, ricky,
276
00:12:59,879 --> 00:13:03,548
Can you run down to fred
And ethel's for a cup of sugar?
277
00:13:05,685 --> 00:13:07,719
Okay, all right.
278
00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,387
I made you some eggs.
279
00:13:09,422 --> 00:13:11,222
Mmm! Sunny side up?
280
00:13:11,257 --> 00:13:13,825
Yep, so they'll remind
You of ashley's breasts.
281
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,593
Will you just drop it?!
282
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:18,763
I can't. You were so funny...
283
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,331
All stuttering and nervous.
284
00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:22,567
Well, when a man sees breasts,
285
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:25,035
His brain functions
At about 10%.
286
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:26,704
Oh, you poor thing.
287
00:13:26,740 --> 00:13:30,608
You were like a deer
Caught in ashley's headlights.
288
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,244
It took me by surprise.
289
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:36,280
They were nothing
Like I pictured them.
290
00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:37,982
You've pictured them?!
291
00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:42,086
Only for a moment, and then
I went right back to yours.
292
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,021
It's okay, honey.
293
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,524
No, hon, I didn't
Mean it like that.
294
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,670
I know. It's okay.
295
00:13:47,694 --> 00:13:50,428
Doesn't sound okay.
296
00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:53,598
Well... It's stupid.
297
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,500
No. What, what?
298
00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:57,001
It's just...
299
00:13:57,036 --> 00:14:00,671
It'd be nice if I still had
That same effect on you.
300
00:14:00,707 --> 00:14:04,141
I mean, when was the
Last time you saw me naked
301
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,343
And ran screaming from a room?
302
00:14:06,379 --> 00:14:08,279
It wasn't that long ago.
303
00:14:08,314 --> 00:14:11,248
Okay, okay... What
About the other day?
304
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,284
I was walkin' around buck naked,
305
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,887
And you asked me
For change for a $20!
306
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:19,757
That's because when I
Looked at your bottom,
307
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:21,893
I saw two 10s.
308
00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:24,729
I just... Wish I could
Still surprise you
309
00:14:24,764 --> 00:14:26,130
Every now and then.
310
00:14:26,165 --> 00:14:28,699
I guess I just miss
Being new to you.
311
00:14:28,735 --> 00:14:30,334
Oh, honey, you are.
312
00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,205
Okay. I'm gonna
Go take a shower.
313
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,442
Okay.
314
00:14:37,477 --> 00:14:38,843
Hey, sharon.
315
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:41,378
Oh, hey, ash. I didn't
Know you were here.
316
00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,448
Oh, do you need the bathroom?
317
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:45,843
Oh, no, that's okay. Go ahead.
318
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:57,194
You want surprises?
319
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:59,363
I'll give you surprises.
320
00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:26,624
Ashley: hey, there.
321
00:15:26,659 --> 00:15:28,058
Aaaaaaaah!
322
00:15:28,094 --> 00:15:30,495
Aaaaaah!
323
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:34,098
From now on, you wear a bell!
324
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:40,471
Where is he?
325
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,272
Shh! He's nappin'.
326
00:15:42,308 --> 00:15:43,774
Grandpa, get out here!!
327
00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,209
What are you doin'?!
328
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:46,777
I called my grandmom.
329
00:15:46,813 --> 00:15:50,147
He lied about calling
Her. She was worried sick.
330
00:15:50,182 --> 00:15:52,683
Get your old-man smell out here!
331
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:56,253
I really think you should
Be nice to your grandfather.
332
00:15:56,288 --> 00:15:58,222
Berg, get out of my way.
333
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,225
I have some
Wrinkled butt to kick.
334
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:02,960
Hiya, petey!
335
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:04,395
Whatcha been doin' all day?
336
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:05,796
Oh, nothin' much.
337
00:16:05,832 --> 00:16:08,499
Let's see... I soaked
My dentures,
338
00:16:08,535 --> 00:16:10,467
I listened to a dirty movie.
339
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:13,738
How 'bout you? Did you
Give any good makeovers?
340
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,139
No, I couldn't.
341
00:16:15,174 --> 00:16:17,608
You see, I was too busy
Listening to grandma cry
342
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,877
Because she had no
Idea where you were.
343
00:16:19,913 --> 00:16:21,579
You said you called her!
344
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,447
Well, I thought I did.
345
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:27,384
I'm gettin' old. I can't
Remember everything.
346
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,219
Would you knock it off?!
347
00:16:29,255 --> 00:16:31,634
Grandpa, you're going home,
And you're going home now!
348
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,002
You can't just kick him out.
349
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:34,169
Gimme one good reason why.
350
00:16:34,193 --> 00:16:39,363
Because he's... I
Mean, he has a...
351
00:16:39,398 --> 00:16:44,101
Because he promised
To teach me to whittle.
352
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:45,803
Grandpa, you're going home.
353
00:16:47,807 --> 00:16:48,773
Just tell him!
354
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,542
It's not the right time.
355
00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:53,878
Besides, I know what
He really wants.
356
00:16:55,347 --> 00:16:57,882
Ah, petey, let me
Look behind that ear.
357
00:17:03,923 --> 00:17:05,167
I don't want to play.
358
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,436
Grandmom was
Really, really scared.
359
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:09,572
She deserves better than that.
360
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,062
So do me a favor...
361
00:17:11,097 --> 00:17:14,565
Roll up barbara
Walters and go home!
362
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,266
You really mean that?
363
00:17:16,302 --> 00:17:17,602
Yes, I do!
364
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,071
All right. You win.
365
00:17:20,106 --> 00:17:21,371
I'll go.
366
00:17:21,407 --> 00:17:25,076
And by the way... I'm dying.
367
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:28,479
now you tell him.
368
00:17:28,514 --> 00:17:29,847
It was the right time!
369
00:17:32,018 --> 00:17:33,584
No.
370
00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,186
Ask him.
371
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:37,955
It's true.
372
00:17:37,991 --> 00:17:41,592
I examined him myself...
Double-checked the results.
373
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,327
They told him six months.
374
00:17:43,362 --> 00:17:45,863
And you didn't tell me?
375
00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,564
I couldn't.
376
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,433
He's my grandfather!
377
00:17:49,468 --> 00:17:50,713
Yeah, I'm his grandfather!
378
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:51,969
Okay! All right!
379
00:17:52,005 --> 00:17:55,339
You are his grandfather,
So talk to him!
380
00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,414
You're dying?
381
00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:07,018
So are you! everybody is!
382
00:18:07,053 --> 00:18:09,887
Don't make it such a big deal.
383
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:12,690
What's... What's wrong?
384
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,525
It's my liver.
385
00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:17,740
- it could be worse...
- liver worse!
386
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,266
I-I just... I can't believe
You didn't tell me.
387
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,835
I-I would have treated
You differently.
388
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:28,039
I didn't want you to.
389
00:18:28,074 --> 00:18:29,573
But I was so mean to you.
390
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,209
Yeah, and to a dying man!
391
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:37,782
Does, uh, grandmom
Know... That you're dying?
392
00:18:37,817 --> 00:18:40,350
Are you kiddin'? It's her idea!
393
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,556
All right, you know what?
394
00:18:45,591 --> 00:18:47,858
There has to be somethin'
That the doctors can do.
395
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,127
Hey, pete... I'm 82.
396
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:53,831
Most men live till they're 76.
397
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,668
I'm already in the bonus round.
398
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,177
I love you, grandpa.
399
00:19:06,212 --> 00:19:08,679
Oh, there, there.
400
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:12,717
Now you're gonna get
Mascara all over my shirt.
401
00:19:17,023 --> 00:19:17,988
Hey.
402
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:18,989
Hey.
403
00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,657
Did you talk to charlie?
404
00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,226
Yeah.
405
00:19:22,261 --> 00:19:23,594
Oh. How'd it go?
406
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:25,741
I'm still a little shaken up.
407
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,397
I meant for him.
408
00:19:27,433 --> 00:19:30,067
Oh. He's fine.
409
00:19:30,103 --> 00:19:32,469
Uh, ashley... Yeah?
410
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,504
Listen, I was thinkin'...
411
00:19:34,540 --> 00:19:36,974
Well, that's never
Gone very well for you.
412
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,676
Look, since we're
Not in the hospital,
413
00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:43,214
I-I just... I just thought
I should tell you, um...
414
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:46,183
I regret how things
Ended up between us.
415
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,620
I probably could
Have handled it better.
416
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:51,967
I just like it when
Everyone's happy,
417
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:54,391
And when they're
Not, or when I'm not,
418
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,393
I... Kind of check out.
419
00:19:56,428 --> 00:19:57,394
Okay.
420
00:19:57,429 --> 00:19:59,363
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
421
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:01,431
And about us...
422
00:20:01,467 --> 00:20:05,202
I don't know if we were
Wrong or if I was just wrong,
423
00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:07,504
But, um... I made a decision,
424
00:20:07,539 --> 00:20:10,540
And I have to take
Responsibility for it,
425
00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,809
Like you said.
426
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,812
T-that's it.
427
00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:15,813
Okay.
428
00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,982
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
429
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,495
I just said some really
Honest stuff there.
430
00:20:20,519 --> 00:20:22,430
Don't you have anything to say?
431
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:24,421
Oh... I see.
432
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:27,892
Um... Wow, berg.
433
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,461
It looks like you really
Have taken stock of yourself.
434
00:20:31,497 --> 00:20:36,167
And you've realized that your
Actions come with consequences,
435
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:39,469
And that's one tiny
Step towards maturity.
436
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:42,472
But, hey, it's a
Giant leap for you!
437
00:20:42,508 --> 00:20:44,809
Hooray! Hooray for berg!
438
00:20:48,214 --> 00:20:50,714
The last time I grow
In front of people.
439
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:04,106
Ashley?
440
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,241
Ashley: what is it, johnny?
441
00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,664
Nothin'. Never mind.
442
00:21:23,149 --> 00:21:25,015
See anything you like?
443
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:26,716
Aaaaaaaaaah!
444
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,752
Aaaah! Aaaah!
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