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Mm!
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Excuse me!
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Excuse me!
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Homeless guy.
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Do you mind rummaging
A little later?
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I'm just tryin' to
Get some sleep.
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Okay. Thank you very much.
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Happy thanksgiving.
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How was my nice, comfy bed?
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Mm. It was wonderful.
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And how was the couch?
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A little lumpy.
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Well, listen,
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Thanks for breaking in
My nephew's baseball mitt.
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No wonder I had a dream
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Cal ripken was
Cupping my tenders.
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Listen... How's the
Apartment hunt?
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Anything I can
Help you out with?
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Nope.
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Because I will.
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Just tell me what's
Holding you up.
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Is it a money issue?
Do you need boxes?
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Packing tape?
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Why won't you leave?
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Well, congratulations, berg.
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I'm leaving.
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I'm leaving right now.
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But I'll be right back.
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I break up with her,
And yet, she stays.
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I tell her it's over,
And yet, she's here.
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Pete, why won't she leave?!
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That's as hard to answer
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As why you went out
With her in the first place.
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Hi, pete.
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Irene, you're wearin' all black.
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It's thanksgiving.
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Where are your
Drumstick earrings?
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Oh, god!
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Somebody didn't die, did they?
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No, my outfit reflects
The emptiness of my soul.
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On a day when I normally
Give thanks for all I have,
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I have nothing and no
One to share it with.
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See, pete, I've lost my smile.
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The black is very slimming.
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Okay, then, I guess
Just... Happy thanksgiving.
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Okay. You too.
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Oh. And, hey, good
Luck findin' that smile!
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Oh. Oh.
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I can't listen to her cry.
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I know.
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Hey, maybe we should
Turn on the stereo.
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All right.
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Irene.
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Yes, pete?
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You ran out so fast,
I didn't have a chance
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To invite you to
Thanksgiving dinner.
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I don't want your pity.
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You sure?
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Okay. Just let me get my purse.
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Okay, but we'll bill you later.
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No, silly. My mom always
Told me to carry a purse
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Or people will
Think you're a boy.
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Your mom sounds great.
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So, listen, I'll
Just... I'll tell berg...
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Whoa!
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Hi, pete.
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Hey... You.
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It's chet.
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Right, right, right.
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Yeah, I didn't recognize
You... Indoors.
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Hey, berg.
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Ashley, um, are you aware
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That the man who pees
In our flower planter
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Is standing right behind you?
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All part of the circle of life.
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Chet.
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Hi, uh, uh, here you go.
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So, berg, I've invited chet
To our place for dinner.
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What?! How could you do that?!
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Well, we could've
Gone to his place,
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But somebody parked on it.
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Berg, I invited irene to dinner.
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Outstanding.
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That's just great, guys.
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Hey, maybe sharon will invite
The guy from the bus stop
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Who keeps tryin' to
Show me his extra nipple.
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His loss.
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It's quite a nipple.
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Make yourself at home.
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I was just gonna sit down
And watch some football.
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I got a lot of money on
This. Cowboys are gonna win.
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Really? How can you be so sure?
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Pete, come on. Think about it.
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Who would win in a fight
Between a dolphin and a cowboy?
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Dolphins have fins.
Cowboys have guns.
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I guess that's why
The browns never win.
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Hey, everybody! Food is here!
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Yes, wait till you try
Johnny's jello surprise.
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Surprise! It's just jello!
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Hey, honey, until
You find another job,
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We can't be throwing our
Money away on frivolous things.
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Baby, it's thanksgiving...
A time for generosity,
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For digging a little deep...
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What's the bum doin' here?
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We prefer hobo.
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That's just a bit of
Homeless humor, sharon.
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How did you know my name?
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You might not notice
Me, but I notice you guys.
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I know all about everything
That goes on around here.
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It's a lot easier to keep
Your ear to the ground
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If you actually have
Your ear to the ground.
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Speaking of which, you
Got gum in your sideburns.
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You know, you been
A little tense lately.
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Did you lose your job?
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How did you know that?
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From your trash.
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You circled the want ads,
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Increased your
Ice-cream consumption,
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And I found that
Letter from your mom
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Saying, "Sorry
You lost your job."
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Okay.
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You're good.
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Do me. Do me.
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Judging from the amount
Of your hair in the trash,
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And your father's comb-over,
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I'd say somebody's
Fighting a losing battle.
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Okay. Do someone else.
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Ah, thank you, chet.
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Oh, no! Damn cowboys!
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What's that?
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Oh, it's my good-luck charm.
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It'll help turn
This game around.
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What happened to its leg?
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Well, they missed four
Field goals last week.
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When he learns to kick straight,
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He'll get his leg back.
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Hey, that turkey smells good.
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Yeah.
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Actually, it's just
A really big chicken.
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W-w-what a day
To skip breakfast.
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Let me let you in on
A little secret, berg.
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All products are the same.
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You're only paying
For the packaging.
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You've just been
Conditioned to believe
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That wine from a bottle is
Better than wine from a box.
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Ooh, you know,
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I think you're supposed
To let this breathe.
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Pete, give it a kiss.
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How about a hug?
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Ooh.
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No! Pete, come
On, it's third down.
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Kiss it quick!
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No!
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Oh, great, they missed
It. Way to go, pete!
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Hey, look what I found
Hanging in the bathroom.
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Hey.
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Hey, that's my suit.
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I was steamin' out the wrinkles.
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Well, beggars can't be choosers.
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Ashley, you just invited
Chet here to get back at me.
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No. I invited him here
Because it's thanksgiving.
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Ashley, this whole
Thing is getting old.
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Oh, not for me.
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Hey, um, why won't you leave?
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I mean, that's what normal
Couples do when they break up,
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But not you.
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You stay.
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Why won't you leave?!
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What do you want me to do, berg?
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Leave!!
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Oh, boy, that makes
Me feel much better.
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Women.
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Women, women, women, women, huh?
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You know, I used to
Make a pretty good living
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When I was a
Stockbroker until my wife
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Just spent me right
Into the poorhouse.
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Of course, I don't
Have to tell you, do I?
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You mean sharon?
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She doesn't spend that much.
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Her gucci garment bags alone
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Kept me warm during
The whole winter.
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Come on.
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I'll talk to her, all right?
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I mean, maybe she could
Learn from my mistakes.
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Thanks, hobo.
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Will help people for food.
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Don't you think you were
A little hard on ashley?
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I know! I hate this!
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I hate lookin' bad.
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I'm just sayin', maybe you
Should try being nice to her.
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I mean, look at irene. All
She needed was a friend.
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Ooh, kiss the doll, pete. Quick!
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Would you get that
Thing outta my face?!
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You moved!
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You moved off the lucky spot!
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What are you talkin' about?!
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You got up, they fumbled!
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You know what?!
I felt bad for you.
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I thought we could sit, have a
Normal time, and watch the game.
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Instead, you had me kissin'
The doll's lucky spot!
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Pete, every time you wave
Your arms, they get sacked!
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Irene, enough!
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No!
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I'll kiss your doll.
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I don't know why
I'm so nice to her.
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I know why I'm nice to her.
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She's got a gun in her purse.
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Nah, come on.
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I know she's a
Little odd, but...
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Nothing in her trash but
Cat food and shell casings.
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She does have a lot of cats.
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Trust me, that wing
Nut is two months away
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From being my neighbor.
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She is about ready to crack.
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You should've seen
Her this morning.
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She was depressed and crying.
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And she insisted on
Getting her purse.
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You certainly have
Nothing to worry about.
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You've been such a
Sweetheart to her.
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I gotta go.
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So, I think the way to
Solve all our problems
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Is to have ashley move
Into our spare room.
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No way! That's where
I keep my weights!
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She's going through
A lot right now.
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She'd pay a third of the rent.
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Let's move her in after we eat.
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So, uh, johnny tells me
You got woman problems.
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I really don't think that's
Any of your business.
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I understand. Tough situation.
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So, when is ashley due?
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Uh... Ashley's not pregnant.
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There was a pregnancy
Test in the garbage.
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Everything came up "Baby."
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Well, you can't be
Sure that's ashley's.
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I hear mrs. Abernathy's
Dog is gonna have puppies.
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You're probably right.
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But then, why is
Ashley still living here?
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I've been askin' myself
That same question.
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Could it be
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That she wants to be
Near the baby's father?
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What is that called, nesting?
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Oh, my god. What am I gonna do?
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I don't know about you,
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But I'm going to lick
That turkey again.
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Irene, I'll be right back.
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Look, I'm still on
The lucky spot.
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Okay, berg, we have a situation.
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I've got my own stuff goin' on.
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Irene has a gun, and I'm
Afraid she's gonna use it.
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Ashley's pregnant. Oh, my god.
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Kind of puts your
Little gun problem
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In perspective, doesn't it?
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Are you sure?
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00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:32,083
Of course I'm sure.
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The hobo told me.
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W-w-what are you gonna do?
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All I know is we had sex,
And now she's pregnant.
259
00:12:40,527 --> 00:12:43,094
Well, at least the
Worst part is over.
260
00:12:43,129 --> 00:12:45,963
I don't know if I'm
Ready to be a father.
261
00:12:45,998 --> 00:12:49,567
I mean, I-I can barely
Cut my own steak.
262
00:12:49,603 --> 00:12:50,935
Don't be ridiculous.
263
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,614
You're gonna be
A terrific father.
264
00:12:52,638 --> 00:12:54,372
You think?
265
00:12:54,407 --> 00:12:55,951
You're gonna be a great dad...
266
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,675
You know, if you
Could ever get over
267
00:12:57,710 --> 00:12:58,910
Your hatred of the mother.
268
00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:03,447
So, you know, we were just...
269
00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:07,251
So, anyway, sharon
And I were thinking
270
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,721
It would just be easier if
You moved upstairs with us.
271
00:13:10,756 --> 00:13:12,890
Really?
272
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,337
Yeah. What kind of
Friends would we be
273
00:13:14,361 --> 00:13:15,938
If we didn't help you
Get back on your feet?
274
00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,873
Oh, gosh, that's one
Of the nicest things
275
00:13:17,897 --> 00:13:19,107
Anyone's ever done for me.
276
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,465
At $350 a month, not
Including utilities.
277
00:13:22,836 --> 00:13:24,547
Thanks. I'll have
To think about it.
278
00:13:24,571 --> 00:13:25,670
$325.
279
00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:29,385
It's... It's really not
About the money.
280
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,610
Oh, okay. Then it's $350.
281
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,245
Ah, ah, ah, see?
282
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,681
We made ashley very happy.
283
00:13:36,716 --> 00:13:37,915
Too happy.
284
00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,617
What do you mean?
285
00:13:39,653 --> 00:13:43,154
Because he's a man and
She's a woman on the rebound.
286
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,334
The rest... Nature's special.
287
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,159
Oh, come on, johnny
Would never do that,
288
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,361
And ashley is a good friend.
289
00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,629
You're right.
290
00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:53,075
I don't even know
What I was thinking.
291
00:13:53,099 --> 00:13:54,677
Your lover and
Your best friend...
292
00:13:54,701 --> 00:13:57,501
That never happens.
293
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,704
Hey, let me give
You a hand with that.
294
00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,450
No, it's okay. I can handle it.
295
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,140
No, no, I got it. I got it.
296
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,455
Good god, that's hot!
297
00:14:09,282 --> 00:14:14,285
So... How are you doin'?
298
00:14:14,320 --> 00:14:17,889
I'm fine, but I'll feel much
Better after I've eaten.
299
00:14:17,924 --> 00:14:19,256
Listen to your body.
300
00:14:19,292 --> 00:14:22,293
It knows what it needs.
301
00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:26,864
Doesn't that look
Like a baby's butt?
302
00:14:29,035 --> 00:14:33,036
I love babies' butts.
303
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:35,206
Okay, what is wrong with you?
304
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:37,319
Nothing. Do you
Know you're glowing?
305
00:14:37,343 --> 00:14:40,611
Do you know that you
Make my skin crawl?
306
00:14:40,646 --> 00:14:43,982
And your ankles swell.
307
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,462
Why won't she tell
Me about the baby?
308
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,752
Why don't you
Let me talk to her?
309
00:14:48,788 --> 00:14:50,655
I think she'll listen to me.
310
00:14:50,690 --> 00:14:52,156
You're right...
311
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:54,751
Maybe coming from
Someone she respects...
312
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,607
I don't want ashley
Moving in with us.
313
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:00,731
But you just told me to ask her.
314
00:15:00,766 --> 00:15:03,868
And this is the one time
You decide to listen to me?!
315
00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:04,869
Guys, I need your help.
316
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,171
Not now! Not now!
317
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:10,174
I can't believe I ever got
Together with that moron.
318
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:12,176
Come on, sugar.
You can't fool me.
319
00:15:12,212 --> 00:15:14,045
You're still hung up on the guy.
320
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,746
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
321
00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,093
I'm totally over him!
322
00:15:18,117 --> 00:15:20,350
Here. Here, here, here.
323
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:23,654
You just squirt all you want.
324
00:15:23,689 --> 00:15:26,290
Oh. I don't know
What I'm gonna do.
325
00:15:26,326 --> 00:15:28,392
You have to open up to berg.
326
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,996
You have to tell him how
Much that he hurt you.
327
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:35,400
Until you admit it,
You can't get past it.
328
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,269
He's just gonna throw
That back in my face.
329
00:15:38,304 --> 00:15:39,336
Hey, come on.
330
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,638
Give berg a shot.
331
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,606
If you let down your walls,
332
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,476
I think you're gonna
See a side of berg
333
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,245
That you've never seen.
334
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:52,116
God. Why couldn't I
Meet a guy like you...
335
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:56,287
Only with a job
And an apartment?
336
00:15:56,323 --> 00:15:58,289
They're running out the clock.
337
00:15:58,325 --> 00:16:00,257
Call timeout! Call timeout!
338
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,926
Hey, irene!
339
00:16:01,962 --> 00:16:03,672
You know, what's
Really good luck
340
00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,607
Is when you give
Somebody your purse
341
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,743
And then they
Lock it in the closet.
342
00:16:07,767 --> 00:16:11,668
You're insane.
343
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:12,670
How'd it go?
344
00:16:12,706 --> 00:16:14,750
Good news. False alarm.
345
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,573
You're not the father.
346
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,409
It's your buddy pete.
347
00:16:18,444 --> 00:16:19,677
What?
348
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,714
Ashley just told me.
349
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,359
Congratulations.
You're off the hook.
350
00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:26,884
No way. No way.
All they do is fight.
351
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:28,086
Oh, right.
352
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:31,555
And fighting never leads to sex?
353
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,271
I mean, how did you and
Ashley get together, anyway?
354
00:16:35,295 --> 00:16:36,894
Yeah...
355
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:41,833
I'm gonna be sick.
356
00:16:41,868 --> 00:16:44,936
Okay, everybody, dinner's ready.
357
00:16:44,971 --> 00:16:48,039
Oh, wow. It smells
Great, johnny.
358
00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:49,640
Thank you.
359
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,954
At least somebody around
Here appreciates my cooking.
360
00:16:51,978 --> 00:16:55,212
Well, why don't
You just marry her?
361
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,549
Damn to hell! The cowboys lost!
362
00:16:58,584 --> 00:16:59,851
Irene, irene, irene...
363
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,752
No, you don't understand!
364
00:17:01,787 --> 00:17:03,153
I don't like losing.
365
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,755
I hate losing.
366
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:06,769
I can't stand
Another day of losing.
367
00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:09,393
Hey, hey, irene, it's not
Whether you win or lose,
368
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:11,428
It's how you handle
Never winning.
369
00:17:13,867 --> 00:17:18,235
Okay, who would like to try
Some great cranberry sauce?
370
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:21,906
I've seen better food
In my overcoat pocket.
371
00:17:21,941 --> 00:17:24,942
Hey, I'll try some.
372
00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:28,145
Ooh, look at ashley dig
In to johnny's cranberries.
373
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:32,294
We should go around the table
374
00:17:32,318 --> 00:17:34,563
And tell each other
What we're thankful for.
375
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:36,165
Why don't we start with you?
376
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:37,733
Pass. Come on.
377
00:17:37,757 --> 00:17:39,056
I said pass!
378
00:17:39,091 --> 00:17:40,758
Okay.
379
00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:43,427
Um, anybody else?
380
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,674
There's something
I'd like to say.
381
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:48,265
Wait. Let ashley go first.
382
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:51,034
Um, I'd like to talk
To berg in private.
383
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:54,305
Why bother? They're gonna
Find out sooner or later.
384
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,639
Ashley's pregnant.
385
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:57,742
What? What? What? What?
386
00:17:57,777 --> 00:18:00,311
And I'm not the father.
387
00:18:02,882 --> 00:18:05,482
How could you?!
388
00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:07,662
Not johnny! It was pete!
389
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:09,019
What?!
390
00:18:09,055 --> 00:18:11,254
Pete? Oh, my god.
391
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:12,990
No, no, no, wait.
392
00:18:13,026 --> 00:18:14,069
No, irene! No! She's got a gun!
393
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:15,226
Aah!
394
00:18:15,261 --> 00:18:17,728
What are you
Doing, you lunatic?!
395
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:20,131
Give me the gun!
Where's the gun?!
396
00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:23,234
Gun?! I hate guns! I
Was getting a tissue!
397
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,602
Who told you that
I was pregnant?
398
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:26,770
Hobo chet.
399
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,242
I'm... I'm not laughing
At you guys.
400
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,843
I'm laughing at pete.
401
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:37,214
Wait a minute.
402
00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,149
You were lying?
403
00:18:39,185 --> 00:18:41,452
W-why would you do this?
404
00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:42,953
We invite you into our home,
405
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:45,789
And all you do is get us
Fighting with each other?
406
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:48,559
It's my version of
Dinner and a show.
407
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:54,932
Ah, you guys are gonna
Have to excuse me.
408
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,436
I'm off to feed the homeless.
409
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,137
Whoa, what about my suit?
410
00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,373
I'll bring it back in a week.
411
00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,908
I've got a wedding
In rhode island.
412
00:19:04,943 --> 00:19:05,909
Ha ha ha ha!
413
00:19:05,944 --> 00:19:07,811
Happy thanksgiving, gang.
414
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,148
Pete, did you have
To tackle me so hard?
415
00:19:11,183 --> 00:19:12,450
It really hurt my shoulder.
416
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:13,695
I-I'm sorry, irene.
417
00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:16,586
I was just trying to
Protect my friends...
418
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:20,424
And, in the process,
Of course, you.
419
00:19:20,460 --> 00:19:24,995
Oh, pete, look...
You found my smile.
420
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,574
So, anyway, ashley,
I cut you off.
421
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,743
You wanted to tell me
Something in private?
422
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,746
You're an ass.
423
00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,751
Don't you think I would
Tell you if I were pregnant?
424
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:52,623
And who in their right
Mind would sleep with pete?
425
00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:58,495
Okay, I'm sitting right here.
426
00:19:58,531 --> 00:19:59,830
Listen, berg,
427
00:19:59,865 --> 00:20:03,000
I want you to
Know I loved you...
428
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,668
And you hurt me.
429
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:09,640
And I couldn't leave
Until I could admit that.
430
00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:13,243
And I'm only telling you now
Because I want to move on.
431
00:20:14,380 --> 00:20:18,215
So, johnny, I accept your offer.
432
00:20:18,251 --> 00:20:21,051
Oh, um...
433
00:20:22,454 --> 00:20:23,821
Just one minute.
434
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:25,656
Of course she can, johnny.
435
00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:28,692
Oh, gosh. You know,
Ashley is our friend.
436
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:30,761
Come on. Let's go celebrate.
437
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:33,497
Johnny bought a
Box of champagne.
438
00:20:38,403 --> 00:20:39,937
You okay, berg?
439
00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:41,105
I'm fine.
440
00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,840
It's just, uh,
441
00:20:42,875 --> 00:20:47,110
I can't believe she
Left me on thanksgiving.
442
00:20:55,187 --> 00:20:57,366
You might not want to
Refer to ashley as a girl.
443
00:20:57,390 --> 00:20:58,623
It sets her off.
444
00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,493
That and everything on
This list berg and I compiled.
445
00:21:02,528 --> 00:21:06,163
It's just some of
Her hot buttons.
446
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:09,166
When you're home and she
Comes home from the hospital...
447
00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:10,568
Don't do that.
448
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:14,037
When you take a shower,
Don't leave water in the tub.
449
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,640
Or hair. Or soap.
450
00:21:16,675 --> 00:21:17,842
You know what?
451
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,411
Best bet... Avoid the shower.
452
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:23,079
It's all on the
List. Hey, johnny...
453
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,781
Let me see you smile.
454
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,217
Why?
455
00:21:26,252 --> 00:21:29,153
We wanna remember you this way.
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