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This is our employment
Agency's finest hour.
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Last quarter we found
Jobs for 97% of our clients.
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Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
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The 3% on welfare
Are dunville's.
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Whoo.
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You're sand in our
Pockets, dunville.
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How do you expect me to do well
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If you don't ever give
Me any good job leads?
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Good question.
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I'll think about that while
The rest of us celebrate
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At our champagne
Brunch. Come on, winners!
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Wait a minute.
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You give me a decent job lead,
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And I guarantee I'll
Be the one to fill it.
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Man: don't do it!
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Yeah? Yeah.
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You think you're ready
To play with the big dogs?
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All right.
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Here's your lead.
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Vice-president of sales
For world glow cosmetics.
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All right. Thank you.
You won't regret this.
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You're right, I won't,
Because if you don't
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Fill this position
By 5:00, you're fired.
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Actually, can I have until 5:20?
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Because I came in late today.
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Hey, berg.
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Hey. They had me filling
Iodine bottles all day.
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But still, it's better
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Than what they had
Me empty yesterday.
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That's nice.
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Well, thanks a lot
For stopping by.
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You're welcome. By
The way, you look great.
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So do you.
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Well, if no one else
Is going to say it, I will.
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I look fantastic.
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Um, brandon, this is
Berg, my boyfriend.
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Hi. Hi.
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And, berg, this is
Brandon, my ex-husband.
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Berg!
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Ow!
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So, you're... You're
The ex-husband
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She never talks about.
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It's nice to finally put a face
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To the holes in the
Wedding pictures.
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Okay, berg, before you
Two start getting chummy,
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Just remember, I've
Seen you both naked.
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I should be going anyway.
Berg, pleasure meeting you.
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I'm glad you liked it.
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What was that all about?
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Oh, he just wanted
Me to sign some papers.
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We sold our cabin.
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Cabin? You had a cabin?
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Why didn't you tell
Me you had a cabin?
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Well, I was waiting
For the right time.
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Berg, I had a cabin.
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You probably have a
Lot of other questions,
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So I got to go.
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Wait up. Hold on, hold on.
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Look, you always
Keep things from me.
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I'd like to know a little
More about brandon.
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We got married and
We bought a cabin,
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And we got divorced
And we sold it.
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I've been approached about
Making it into a miniseries.
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Starring ashley walker
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In "The winds of annoyance."
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Hey, berg.
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Berg, I need to talk to you.
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It's important.
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Uh, well... What's going on?
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Are we going to vote?
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I saw what happened
When you spilled on ashley.
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I thought you might
Want to talk about it.
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Oh, no, listen, don't
Worry about it.
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She'll cover it up with
Blood or something.
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Berg, ignoring it
Won't make it go away.
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Make what go away?
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You can tell me.
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I'm not going to
Think you're crazy.
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How about you tell me,
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And I won't think you're crazy?
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She beats you, doesn't she?
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What?
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It's okay, I've been there.
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She beat me, too. It
Broke up our marriage.
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What are you talking about?
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At first I was attracted
To her roughness,
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And then it just, uh,
It got out of hand.
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Well, you see this?
Ashley pushed me
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Down a flight of stairs.
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She told me to tell
Everyone I ran into a door.
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Well, this has been
Nice. Thank you.
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Um, I'm sorry that
You have to go.
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You're not ready
To talk about it.
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When you are, give me a call.
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Okay. Don't let the
Door hit you in the face
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On the way out.
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Hey. Ready for lunch?
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Yeah.
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Hi, johnny.
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Hi, evelyn.
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Mind if we stop for some poison?
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The guys have a rat
In their apartment,
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And I can't stand the screaming.
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We're a chemical company.
We make a terrific rat poison.
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You do?
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We discovered it by accident.
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We thought we were
Making dog shampoo.
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Sharon, I just read this
Report you turned in.
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It's thoroughly misleading.
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I don't think there's a
Grain of truth in there.
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Nicely done.
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It's nice to know that
I make a difference.
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Did you know that
This woman can take
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Any set of damaging facts
And twist and mold them
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Into a wonderful
Web of half-truths?
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Yeah, that was her talent
In the miss georgia pageant.
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Here. We're having a
Problem with our plant
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In the antarctic.
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Evidently penguins only survive
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At certain temperatures.
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Do your magic.
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You got it, sir.
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So, uh, where do you
Want to go for lunch?
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I don't care,
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As long as they're
Not wearing tuxedos.
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Sharon!
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You got to go. Hey, johnny.
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Where? What are you doing here?
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I got you an interview.
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Shh. Pete, I work here.
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I know who you get jobs for.
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I don't feel like
Wearing a hairnet.
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No, no. Sharon,
Come on, this is legit...
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Vice-president of sales
For world glow cosmetics.
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They're looking for
A smart, experienced,
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Articulate executive,
And I consider you
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My one and only
Choice for this job.
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Pete, that is so
Sweet, but I just can't...
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Come on, sharon, you're
The only one I know.
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I've been here so long.
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I've worked so hard
To get where I am.
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It's just an
Interview, 20 minutes.
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I don't have time to prepare.
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You'll be great.
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Just do that thing
Where you lie.
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You hate this job. It
Makes you feel terrible.
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And besides, I'm starting
To fall for evelyn.
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Be sweet to me!
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Oh, hey, baby, you are
Not going to believe
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The crazy
Conversation I just had.
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One second.
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What's up?
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Oh, god. This stupid
Machine took my change.
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Oh, I have change.
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Keep it.
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Sometimes a good beating
Is all it understands.
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Okay, sweetie, what is
It you wanted to tell me?
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Thursday's tetrazzini
Day in the cafeteria.
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Pete.
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Sharon, how'd it go?
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Well, I'm afraid not too well.
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Oh.
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For the other
People! I nailed it!
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Oh, yes, yes! Thank god.
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Are you sure they liked you?
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There were so many
Smiles, I thought I was
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In a production
Of "Up with sharon."
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Thank you, sharon. You saved me.
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No, you saved me.
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I could have been
Stuck in that job
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For the rest of my life.
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How is it that
You always give me
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The strength to do
What I'm afraid to do?
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'cause you're my best friend.
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And I was desperate
To keep my job.
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Call me when you hear.
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All right. All right.
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Ahem.
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Ahem.
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Well, hey.
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Hey, what's this next
To pete dunville's name?
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Well, wait a minute.
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It looks like a head.
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So, making progress on
The world glow account?
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As a matter of fact, I am.
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As a matter of fact, you're not.
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I just spoke with them.
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They hated the
Woman you submitted.
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What? She said
They smiled at her.
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I smile at you.
What's that worth?
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She didn't have
Proper time to prepare.
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Maybe if I went down
There and talked to them.
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It's the nature
Of job placement.
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Sometimes things
Just don't work out.
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For example, you.
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You're fired.
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Wait. You said I had
Until the end of the day.
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Oh, I'm sorry. You're right.
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Come back in two hours,
And I'll fire you then.
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Shirley, write that down...
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5:00 meeting with the boss.
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Thank you for seeing
Me on such short notice.
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I'd like to tell you
About the biggest mistake
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You almost made.
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Sharon carter started
Out in a small town
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Called hope.
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Hey, berg, careful going
Into your apartment.
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I just fed your rat some poison.
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Did it have an effect?
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Yeah. He's got a
Nice, shiny coat,
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And he's mad as hell.
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Whoa. So I can't
Go in my apartment?
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Of course you can.
Just don't fall asleep.
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Hey, johnny, listen,
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Hypothetical situation.
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Let's say this guy
Is dating this girl.
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No, no, it's a
Girl dating a guy.
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And his ex-husband tells him...
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I mean, she tells
Her... It should be a he.
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You know what? Screw it.
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Ashley's ex-husband
Told me she beat him.
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You believe him?
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She never talks about him.
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What if there's a side
To her I don't know?
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What if ashley's
Not just the cold,
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Mean-spirited girl
I fell in love with?
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Look on the bright side...
A lot of guys would pay
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To have a pretty girl hit them.
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Heads up.
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Hi. Hi. You're in a good mood.
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It's a great day. I'm
Going to kill a rat.
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Don't bother. I just
Tried to poison it.
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Poison? Poison's for cats.
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No, I'm kidding.
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I told you I was
In a great mood.
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No, I have got the best
Way to catch a rat. Gotcha!
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Ha ha ha!
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There's nothing like a flat rat
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To send a message
To his buddies,
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Right, berg?
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I'll see ya.
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You want to sleep
At our place tonight?
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And since sharon
Carter took the baton
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Of public relations,
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Immaculate chemicals'
Approval rating
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Has gone up a whopping 46%.
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A whopping 46%
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And that's despite
Adding eight different fish
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To the endangered species list.
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And in closing,
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I say to you here,
Now, ladies, gentlemen,
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Saying no to sharon
Carter is saying no...
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To america.
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Impressive, mr. Dunville.
Very impressive.
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Thank you.
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Sharon carter cookie?
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00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,342
Don't turn on the lights.
258
00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,944
What are you doing?
259
00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,046
Shh. Lower your voice.
260
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,447
Oops.
261
00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,916
Great, berg.
262
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:35,520
Now you scared the rat.
We may never see him again.
263
00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,288
Damn.
264
00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,426
Now who's going to nibble
Me in the places that count?
265
00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,061
Look, there's some things
266
00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,329
That I need to know
About brandon.
267
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,732
I don't want to talk about him.
268
00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,800
Ashley, why did
You two break up?
269
00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,402
For a lot of reasons.
270
00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,571
Like what? Did he cheat on you?
271
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,174
Did he have a gambling problem?
272
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,876
Did he cheat at gambling?
273
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,057
This is embarrassing
For me, okay?
274
00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,680
Well, that makes it
275
00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,183
All the more interesting for me.
276
00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,617
Look, berg,
277
00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:09,520
I left brandon because deep down
278
00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,355
I knew that there was
279
00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,491
Somebody better
For me out there,
280
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:18,830
And I think I may
Have found him.
281
00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,665
I'm an idiot. Come here, baby.
282
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,468
Die!
283
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,206
I saw the rat.
284
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,676
You almost took my head off!
285
00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,812
I wasn't thinking.
Sometimes I just react.
286
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,815
Like the time you pushed
Brandon down the stairs.
287
00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:38,850
What?
288
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,652
The scar on his forehead?
289
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,088
He ran into a door.
290
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,060
He said you'd say that.
291
00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,163
Wait. You've been
Talking to brandon?
292
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,766
He told me everything. I
Know you used to beat him.
293
00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:59,303
Oh. Okay, that's it.
I've had it with him.
294
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,373
He just wants to help.
295
00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,142
No, he's dead.
296
00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,079
Brandon, it's berg.
297
00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,581
If you're home, get
Out of the house.
298
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,553
What'd you have for lunch?
299
00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,455
Uh, tuna.
300
00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,858
Wow.
301
00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,360
Great choice.
302
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,595
Thanks.
303
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,533
Hey, where'd you go?
304
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,868
Research. I went shopping
305
00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,404
To get to know the
World glow products.
306
00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,972
You are excited about this.
307
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,053
Like the governor just called
308
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,322
And said I could go sell makeup.
309
00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,747
Did pete call? Yes.
He said he'd call back.
310
00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,726
Did he sound happy
Or sad? Happy.
311
00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,984
Happy! He sounded happy!
312
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,897
Sharon, this whole penguin thing
313
00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,967
Is blowing up in our face.
314
00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,389
Where's that report?
315
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,658
I can't do it, sir.
316
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,328
Tell the world about
Penguin overpopulation,
317
00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,330
Killer penguins, whatever
Makes them look bad.
318
00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,967
What I mean is I won't.
319
00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,479
What are you talking about?
320
00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,504
I hate this company,
I hate this job,
321
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,707
And I hate myself for doing it.
322
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:14,078
Sharon... And I'm
Sure I am not alone.
323
00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:17,347
Who here feels lousy
About themselves
324
00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,517
When they drive home
From work each day? Huh?
325
00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,854
Helen?
326
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:30,861
Who here feels guilty when
They watch the leaves fall?
327
00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,030
Who here has nightmares
328
00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,000
About woodsy owl
And the crying indian?
329
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:39,771
And you should because
You're good people,
330
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,039
And you're stuck
In a bad, bad job.
331
00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,474
Sharon, enough!
332
00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,877
No. People, there are
Other jobs out there,
333
00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,979
Jobs that you can be proud of,
334
00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,782
Jobs that help.
335
00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,352
There are. I've seen them.
336
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,487
Come on, who's coming with me?
337
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,155
Come on, who?
338
00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,223
I am.
339
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,825
Get back to work!
340
00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,537
Who else? I am.
341
00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,328
Yes! Me, too.
342
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,330
Sharon...
343
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,566
Oh, uh, excuse
Me. Wait, wait, wait.
344
00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:13,904
I realize I don't have a
Place to take any of you,
345
00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,374
But thank you so
Much for your support.
346
00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,647
Brandon!
347
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,049
Are you all right?
348
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,195
Tell him you're just
Messing with him.
349
00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,186
Tell him I never beat you.
350
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:32,256
She never beat me.
351
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,436
Tell him like you're not scared.
352
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,926
Don't hurt me.
353
00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:40,064
Berg, you see, he's
Just messing with you.
354
00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,200
Oh, come on! Who are
You going to believe,
355
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,213
Me or somebody you just met?
356
00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:49,107
Well... You see? You...
357
00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,021
You're turning my boyfriend
Into a paranoid wreck.
358
00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,079
Yeah, but, you know,
359
00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,448
I didn't think it'd be so easy.
360
00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,716
What?
361
00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,785
You're just messing with me?
362
00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:05,256
What, you're just getting it?
363
00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,992
Well, you know,
I'd better get home.
364
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,561
You kids have a
Lot to fight about.
365
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,136
I knew.
366
00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,570
I was playing along, okay?
367
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,850
Can you believe that he thought
368
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,674
That I thought that...
369
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,777
You got to admit, he
Was pretty convincing.
370
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,313
Berg, how could you
Think that about me?
371
00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,827
Because I heard it
From your ex-husband,
372
00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,763
And you never tell
Me anything, ashley.
373
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,686
I told you. No, you didn't.
374
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,188
You glossed over it
375
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,034
With all the
Emotional, mushy crap.
376
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,869
I'm going to need
Some cold, hard facts.
377
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,360
Okay, what if I told
You that brandon
378
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,997
Pulls stunts like
That all the time?
379
00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,432
What if I told you
That he gave me
380
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,701
His grandmother's
Engagement ring,
381
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,204
And he never told
Her that he took it?
382
00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,306
Or that on our wedding day,
383
00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,976
He told his parents
That I was really a man?
384
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:02,814
And what if I told you
That after all of that,
385
00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,648
I still said "I do"?
386
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,884
What would you think of me then?
387
00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,159
Not much.
388
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,271
We've been waiting for
You. Give us the news.
389
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,641
You didn't get the job.
That's not the news.
390
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,176
I'm so sorry, sharon.
391
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:35,012
I tried my hardest. I
Mean it, I really did.
392
00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,181
I really wanted you to get it.
393
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,183
Look on the bright side...
You have your old job.
394
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,088
I quit today.
395
00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,658
Don't worry, pete will find
You something even better.
396
00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,260
Actually, I can't. I don't
Work there anymore.
397
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,331
They fired you because of me?
398
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,631
I feel awful.
399
00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,134
No, no, no, don't feel awful.
400
00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,537
I kind of already
Have a new job.
401
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,572
Really? Where?
402
00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:05,108
Vice-president of sales,
403
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,945
World glow cosmetics.
404
00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,081
Excuse me?
405
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,253
Vice-president of sales,
World glow cosmetics.
406
00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,921
You took my job?
407
00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,324
I went down there to
Argue on your behalf,
408
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,060
And they were so impressed,
They gave me the job.
409
00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,862
You took my job.
410
00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,097
Yeah, but only
Because you blew it.
411
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,100
I don't understand.
412
00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,346
Evelyn said you sounded
Happy on the phone.
413
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,271
I was. I just got a job.
414
00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,506
If you were a true friend,
415
00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,275
You never would
Have accepted it.
416
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,345
They weren't going to hire you.
417
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,180
Not after you sabotaged me.
418
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,615
Pete would never...
419
00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,562
Pick your sides very carefully.
420
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,520
Man, you think you know a guy!
421
00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,087
Oh...
422
00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:55,125
Come on, sharon,
You'll find a new job.
423
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,927
Oh, I don't doubt that.
424
00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:01,165
But it's going to be a hassle
Finding a new best friend.
425
00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,970
Anyway, congratulations.
426
00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:20,518
Never. The rat has gottenst
Call smarter, and so must I.Tor?
427
00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,988
Look, when the
Sandwich is disturbed,
428
00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,524
It pulls this string,
Revealing the mirror.
429
00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,694
The rat will
Approach the mirror,
430
00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,696
Believing it has found a mate.
431
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,530
When he touches the mirror,
432
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,567
That 20-pound bag
Of flour is released,
433
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:40,671
And wham! Off to the
Big sewer in the sky.
434
00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,374
He would have to
Be the stupidest rat
435
00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,109
In the world to fall for that.
436
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,465
We'll see when we get back.
437
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,302
Ooh, sandwich.
438
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:21,211
Hey, hey, hey,
Hey, good-looking!
439
00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,050
You.
440
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,085
Ohh!
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