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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,046 --> 00:00:16,014 This is our employment Agency's finest hour. 2 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:19,885 Last quarter we found Jobs for 97% of our clients. 3 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:23,956 Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 4 00:00:23,991 --> 00:00:26,558 The 3% on welfare Are dunville's. 5 00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:34,133 Whoo. 6 00:00:34,168 --> 00:00:36,368 You're sand in our Pockets, dunville. 7 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,536 How do you expect me to do well 8 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:39,783 If you don't ever give Me any good job leads? 9 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,372 Good question. 10 00:00:41,408 --> 00:00:44,476 I'll think about that while The rest of us celebrate 11 00:00:44,511 --> 00:00:47,779 At our champagne Brunch. Come on, winners! 12 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,147 Wait a minute. 13 00:00:49,183 --> 00:00:51,216 You give me a decent job lead, 14 00:00:51,252 --> 00:00:53,685 And I guarantee I'll Be the one to fill it. 15 00:00:53,721 --> 00:00:56,155 Man: don't do it! 16 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,823 Yeah? Yeah. 17 00:00:57,858 --> 00:01:00,336 You think you're ready To play with the big dogs? 18 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:05,998 All right. 19 00:01:06,033 --> 00:01:07,699 Here's your lead. 20 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:11,669 Vice-president of sales For world glow cosmetics. 21 00:01:11,705 --> 00:01:14,673 All right. Thank you. You won't regret this. 22 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:17,342 You're right, I won't, Because if you don't 23 00:01:17,377 --> 00:01:20,078 Fill this position By 5:00, you're fired. 24 00:01:20,113 --> 00:01:22,648 Actually, can I have until 5:20? 25 00:01:22,683 --> 00:01:23,948 Because I came in late today. 26 00:01:28,755 --> 00:01:30,021 Hey, berg. 27 00:01:30,057 --> 00:01:34,292 Hey. They had me filling Iodine bottles all day. 28 00:01:34,328 --> 00:01:36,094 But still, it's better 29 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:39,531 Than what they had Me empty yesterday. 30 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:40,765 That's nice. 31 00:01:40,800 --> 00:01:43,502 Well, thanks a lot For stopping by. 32 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:45,970 You're welcome. By The way, you look great. 33 00:01:46,006 --> 00:01:47,271 So do you. 34 00:01:50,310 --> 00:01:54,112 Well, if no one else Is going to say it, I will. 35 00:01:54,147 --> 00:01:56,982 I look fantastic. 36 00:01:57,017 --> 00:02:00,885 Um, brandon, this is Berg, my boyfriend. 37 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,232 Hi. Hi. 38 00:02:02,256 --> 00:02:05,257 And, berg, this is Brandon, my ex-husband. 39 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:09,227 Berg! 40 00:02:09,262 --> 00:02:11,363 Ow! 41 00:02:11,398 --> 00:02:13,231 So, you're... You're The ex-husband 42 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:14,867 She never talks about. 43 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:17,402 It's nice to finally put a face 44 00:02:17,438 --> 00:02:20,205 To the holes in the Wedding pictures. 45 00:02:20,240 --> 00:02:23,308 Okay, berg, before you Two start getting chummy, 46 00:02:23,343 --> 00:02:26,178 Just remember, I've Seen you both naked. 47 00:02:26,213 --> 00:02:28,980 I should be going anyway. Berg, pleasure meeting you. 48 00:02:29,016 --> 00:02:31,249 I'm glad you liked it. 49 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,918 What was that all about? 50 00:02:32,953 --> 00:02:35,587 Oh, he just wanted Me to sign some papers. 51 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:37,288 We sold our cabin. 52 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,358 Cabin? You had a cabin? 53 00:02:39,393 --> 00:02:42,860 Why didn't you tell Me you had a cabin? 54 00:02:42,896 --> 00:02:45,074 Well, I was waiting For the right time. 55 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:48,867 Berg, I had a cabin. 56 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:51,113 You probably have a Lot of other questions, 57 00:02:51,137 --> 00:02:52,671 So I got to go. 58 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:54,706 Wait up. Hold on, hold on. 59 00:02:54,742 --> 00:02:56,808 Look, you always Keep things from me. 60 00:02:56,844 --> 00:02:59,611 I'd like to know a little More about brandon. 61 00:02:59,647 --> 00:03:03,047 We got married and We bought a cabin, 62 00:03:03,083 --> 00:03:06,117 And we got divorced And we sold it. 63 00:03:06,153 --> 00:03:10,188 I've been approached about Making it into a miniseries. 64 00:03:11,725 --> 00:03:13,892 Starring ashley walker 65 00:03:13,927 --> 00:03:16,194 In "The winds of annoyance." 66 00:03:19,265 --> 00:03:21,566 Hey, berg. 67 00:03:21,601 --> 00:03:23,813 Berg, I need to talk to you. 68 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,069 It's important. 69 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:28,640 Uh, well... What's going on? 70 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:31,175 Are we going to vote? 71 00:03:31,211 --> 00:03:33,256 I saw what happened When you spilled on ashley. 72 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,358 I thought you might Want to talk about it. 73 00:03:35,382 --> 00:03:37,482 Oh, no, listen, don't Worry about it. 74 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,484 She'll cover it up with Blood or something. 75 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,464 Berg, ignoring it Won't make it go away. 76 00:03:41,488 --> 00:03:43,422 Make what go away? 77 00:03:43,457 --> 00:03:44,657 You can tell me. 78 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:45,901 I'm not going to Think you're crazy. 79 00:03:45,925 --> 00:03:46,991 How about you tell me, 80 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:49,628 And I won't think you're crazy? 81 00:03:51,464 --> 00:03:53,331 She beats you, doesn't she? 82 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:08,647 What? 83 00:04:08,682 --> 00:04:10,114 It's okay, I've been there. 84 00:04:10,150 --> 00:04:12,529 She beat me, too. It Broke up our marriage. 85 00:04:12,553 --> 00:04:14,219 What are you talking about? 86 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,988 At first I was attracted To her roughness, 87 00:04:17,024 --> 00:04:20,892 And then it just, uh, It got out of hand. 88 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:23,306 Well, you see this? Ashley pushed me 89 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:24,507 Down a flight of stairs. 90 00:04:24,531 --> 00:04:26,891 She told me to tell Everyone I ran into a door. 91 00:04:28,235 --> 00:04:30,702 Well, this has been Nice. Thank you. 92 00:04:30,738 --> 00:04:33,037 Um, I'm sorry that You have to go. 93 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:35,218 You're not ready To talk about it. 94 00:04:35,242 --> 00:04:36,986 When you are, give me a call. 95 00:04:37,010 --> 00:04:39,444 Okay. Don't let the Door hit you in the face 96 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,846 On the way out. 97 00:04:46,186 --> 00:04:47,818 Hey. Ready for lunch? 98 00:04:47,854 --> 00:04:49,154 Yeah. 99 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,822 Hi, johnny. 100 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,291 Hi, evelyn. 101 00:04:55,262 --> 00:04:57,162 Mind if we stop for some poison? 102 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,164 The guys have a rat In their apartment, 103 00:04:59,199 --> 00:05:01,332 And I can't stand the screaming. 104 00:05:01,368 --> 00:05:04,502 We're a chemical company. We make a terrific rat poison. 105 00:05:04,538 --> 00:05:05,937 You do? 106 00:05:05,973 --> 00:05:07,783 We discovered it by accident. 107 00:05:07,807 --> 00:05:10,020 We thought we were Making dog shampoo. 108 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:12,511 Sharon, I just read this Report you turned in. 109 00:05:12,546 --> 00:05:14,245 It's thoroughly misleading. 110 00:05:14,280 --> 00:05:16,393 I don't think there's a Grain of truth in there. 111 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:18,850 Nicely done. 112 00:05:18,886 --> 00:05:21,886 It's nice to know that I make a difference. 113 00:05:21,922 --> 00:05:23,966 Did you know that This woman can take 114 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:26,625 Any set of damaging facts And twist and mold them 115 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,738 Into a wonderful Web of half-truths? 116 00:05:28,762 --> 00:05:32,930 Yeah, that was her talent In the miss georgia pageant. 117 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:36,301 Here. We're having a Problem with our plant 118 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,969 In the antarctic. 119 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:40,472 Evidently penguins only survive 120 00:05:40,507 --> 00:05:42,474 At certain temperatures. 121 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,975 Do your magic. 122 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,977 You got it, sir. 123 00:05:46,013 --> 00:05:48,880 So, uh, where do you Want to go for lunch? 124 00:05:48,915 --> 00:05:50,382 I don't care, 125 00:05:50,417 --> 00:05:52,796 As long as they're Not wearing tuxedos. 126 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,352 Sharon! 127 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,332 You got to go. Hey, johnny. 128 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,156 Where? What are you doing here? 129 00:05:58,192 --> 00:05:59,824 I got you an interview. 130 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:01,860 Shh. Pete, I work here. 131 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,962 I know who you get jobs for. 132 00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:05,697 I don't feel like Wearing a hairnet. 133 00:06:05,733 --> 00:06:08,633 No, no. Sharon, Come on, this is legit... 134 00:06:08,669 --> 00:06:12,137 Vice-president of sales For world glow cosmetics. 135 00:06:12,172 --> 00:06:13,983 They're looking for A smart, experienced, 136 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:16,452 Articulate executive, And I consider you 137 00:06:16,476 --> 00:06:18,977 My one and only Choice for this job. 138 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,646 Pete, that is so Sweet, but I just can't... 139 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:24,315 Come on, sharon, you're The only one I know. 140 00:06:24,350 --> 00:06:25,784 I've been here so long. 141 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:28,086 I've worked so hard To get where I am. 142 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,555 It's just an Interview, 20 minutes. 143 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:32,535 I don't have time to prepare. 144 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:33,925 You'll be great. 145 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,261 Just do that thing Where you lie. 146 00:06:36,296 --> 00:06:39,030 You hate this job. It Makes you feel terrible. 147 00:06:39,065 --> 00:06:41,666 And besides, I'm starting To fall for evelyn. 148 00:06:43,670 --> 00:06:45,737 Be sweet to me! 149 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:56,981 Oh, hey, baby, you are Not going to believe 150 00:06:57,016 --> 00:06:59,417 The crazy Conversation I just had. 151 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:00,652 One second. 152 00:07:00,687 --> 00:07:01,819 What's up? 153 00:07:01,855 --> 00:07:05,090 Oh, god. This stupid Machine took my change. 154 00:07:05,125 --> 00:07:06,591 Oh, I have change. 155 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:07,893 Keep it. 156 00:07:10,330 --> 00:07:14,099 Sometimes a good beating Is all it understands. 157 00:07:23,643 --> 00:07:26,544 Okay, sweetie, what is It you wanted to tell me? 158 00:07:26,579 --> 00:07:28,880 Thursday's tetrazzini Day in the cafeteria. 159 00:07:32,486 --> 00:07:33,852 Pete. 160 00:07:33,887 --> 00:07:35,520 Sharon, how'd it go? 161 00:07:35,555 --> 00:07:38,456 Well, I'm afraid not too well. 162 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:40,158 Oh. 163 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:42,005 For the other People! I nailed it! 164 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,794 Oh, yes, yes! Thank god. 165 00:07:43,830 --> 00:07:45,831 Are you sure they liked you? 166 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,977 There were so many Smiles, I thought I was 167 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,946 In a production Of "Up with sharon." 168 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:52,503 Thank you, sharon. You saved me. 169 00:07:52,539 --> 00:07:53,971 No, you saved me. 170 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:55,985 I could have been Stuck in that job 171 00:07:56,009 --> 00:07:57,808 For the rest of my life. 172 00:07:57,844 --> 00:08:00,023 How is it that You always give me 173 00:08:00,047 --> 00:08:02,681 The strength to do What I'm afraid to do? 174 00:08:02,716 --> 00:08:05,083 'cause you're my best friend. 175 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,155 And I was desperate To keep my job. 176 00:08:10,190 --> 00:08:11,856 Call me when you hear. 177 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,791 All right. All right. 178 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:19,430 Ahem. 179 00:08:19,465 --> 00:08:21,766 Ahem. 180 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:23,234 Well, hey. 181 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:26,771 Hey, what's this next To pete dunville's name? 182 00:08:26,806 --> 00:08:28,773 Well, wait a minute. 183 00:08:28,809 --> 00:08:31,476 It looks like a head. 184 00:08:31,512 --> 00:08:34,745 So, making progress on The world glow account? 185 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:36,681 As a matter of fact, I am. 186 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:38,661 As a matter of fact, you're not. 187 00:08:38,685 --> 00:08:40,151 I just spoke with them. 188 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:42,565 They hated the Woman you submitted. 189 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:45,156 What? She said They smiled at her. 190 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:46,869 I smile at you. What's that worth? 191 00:08:46,893 --> 00:08:49,071 She didn't have Proper time to prepare. 192 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:52,263 Maybe if I went down There and talked to them. 193 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,733 It's the nature Of job placement. 194 00:08:54,768 --> 00:08:57,301 Sometimes things Just don't work out. 195 00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:58,970 For example, you. 196 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:00,337 You're fired. 197 00:09:00,374 --> 00:09:03,108 Wait. You said I had Until the end of the day. 198 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:05,143 Oh, I'm sorry. You're right. 199 00:09:05,178 --> 00:09:08,146 Come back in two hours, And I'll fire you then. 200 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,917 Shirley, write that down... 201 00:09:12,953 --> 00:09:19,924 5:00 meeting with the boss. 202 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:23,194 Thank you for seeing Me on such short notice. 203 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:27,565 I'd like to tell you About the biggest mistake 204 00:09:27,601 --> 00:09:30,501 You almost made. 205 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:41,746 Sharon carter started Out in a small town 206 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:44,616 Called hope. 207 00:09:44,651 --> 00:09:47,752 Hey, berg, careful going Into your apartment. 208 00:09:47,787 --> 00:09:50,054 I just fed your rat some poison. 209 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:52,223 Did it have an effect? 210 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,158 Yeah. He's got a Nice, shiny coat, 211 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:55,660 And he's mad as hell. 212 00:09:55,695 --> 00:09:59,631 Whoa. So I can't Go in my apartment? 213 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,733 Of course you can. Just don't fall asleep. 214 00:10:01,768 --> 00:10:05,069 Hey, johnny, listen, 215 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,837 Hypothetical situation. 216 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:08,151 Let's say this guy Is dating this girl. 217 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,642 No, no, it's a Girl dating a guy. 218 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:11,887 And his ex-husband tells him... 219 00:10:11,911 --> 00:10:15,413 I mean, she tells Her... It should be a he. 220 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,483 You know what? Screw it. 221 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:21,151 Ashley's ex-husband Told me she beat him. 222 00:10:21,187 --> 00:10:22,319 You believe him? 223 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:24,088 She never talks about him. 224 00:10:24,123 --> 00:10:26,502 What if there's a side To her I don't know? 225 00:10:26,526 --> 00:10:28,926 What if ashley's Not just the cold, 226 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:32,062 Mean-spirited girl I fell in love with? 227 00:10:32,098 --> 00:10:35,433 Look on the bright side... A lot of guys would pay 228 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,568 To have a pretty girl hit them. 229 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:38,836 Heads up. 230 00:10:38,871 --> 00:10:42,239 Hi. Hi. You're in a good mood. 231 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:45,209 It's a great day. I'm Going to kill a rat. 232 00:10:45,245 --> 00:10:47,312 Don't bother. I just Tried to poison it. 233 00:10:47,347 --> 00:10:50,348 Poison? Poison's for cats. 234 00:10:50,384 --> 00:10:51,849 No, I'm kidding. 235 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:55,286 I told you I was In a great mood. 236 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,889 No, I have got the best Way to catch a rat. Gotcha! 237 00:10:58,925 --> 00:11:00,391 Ha ha ha! 238 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,395 There's nothing like a flat rat 239 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,142 To send a message To his buddies, 240 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,465 Right, berg? 241 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,500 I'll see ya. 242 00:11:14,941 --> 00:11:16,741 You want to sleep At our place tonight? 243 00:11:18,811 --> 00:11:21,212 And since sharon Carter took the baton 244 00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:22,947 Of public relations, 245 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:25,216 Immaculate chemicals' Approval rating 246 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:27,163 Has gone up a whopping 46%. 247 00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:31,289 A whopping 46% 248 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:36,060 And that's despite Adding eight different fish 249 00:11:36,096 --> 00:11:38,462 To the endangered species list. 250 00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:42,066 And in closing, 251 00:11:42,101 --> 00:11:46,404 I say to you here, Now, ladies, gentlemen, 252 00:11:46,439 --> 00:11:52,043 Saying no to sharon Carter is saying no... 253 00:11:57,884 --> 00:11:59,717 To america. 254 00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,625 Impressive, mr. Dunville. Very impressive. 255 00:12:07,661 --> 00:12:09,027 Thank you. 256 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:12,296 Sharon carter cookie? 257 00:12:21,675 --> 00:12:24,342 Don't turn on the lights. 258 00:12:24,377 --> 00:12:25,944 What are you doing? 259 00:12:25,979 --> 00:12:28,046 Shh. Lower your voice. 260 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,447 Oops. 261 00:12:29,483 --> 00:12:31,916 Great, berg. 262 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:35,520 Now you scared the rat. We may never see him again. 263 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,288 Damn. 264 00:12:37,324 --> 00:12:41,426 Now who's going to nibble Me in the places that count? 265 00:12:41,461 --> 00:12:43,061 Look, there's some things 266 00:12:43,096 --> 00:12:45,329 That I need to know About brandon. 267 00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,732 I don't want to talk about him. 268 00:12:47,767 --> 00:12:49,800 Ashley, why did You two break up? 269 00:12:49,835 --> 00:12:51,402 For a lot of reasons. 270 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:53,571 Like what? Did he cheat on you? 271 00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:56,174 Did he have a gambling problem? 272 00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:58,876 Did he cheat at gambling? 273 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,057 This is embarrassing For me, okay? 274 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:02,680 Well, that makes it 275 00:13:02,715 --> 00:13:05,183 All the more interesting for me. 276 00:13:05,218 --> 00:13:06,617 Look, berg, 277 00:13:06,652 --> 00:13:09,520 I left brandon because deep down 278 00:13:09,555 --> 00:13:11,355 I knew that there was 279 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:14,491 Somebody better For me out there, 280 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:18,830 And I think I may Have found him. 281 00:13:18,865 --> 00:13:20,665 I'm an idiot. Come here, baby. 282 00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:23,468 Die! 283 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,206 I saw the rat. 284 00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:31,676 You almost took my head off! 285 00:13:31,711 --> 00:13:34,812 I wasn't thinking. Sometimes I just react. 286 00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:37,815 Like the time you pushed Brandon down the stairs. 287 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:38,850 What? 288 00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:41,652 The scar on his forehead? 289 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:44,088 He ran into a door. 290 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,060 He said you'd say that. 291 00:13:49,095 --> 00:13:52,163 Wait. You've been Talking to brandon? 292 00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:55,766 He told me everything. I Know you used to beat him. 293 00:13:55,801 --> 00:13:59,303 Oh. Okay, that's it. I've had it with him. 294 00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:02,373 He just wants to help. 295 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:04,142 No, he's dead. 296 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:08,079 Brandon, it's berg. 297 00:14:08,114 --> 00:14:10,581 If you're home, get Out of the house. 298 00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,553 What'd you have for lunch? 299 00:14:17,223 --> 00:14:18,455 Uh, tuna. 300 00:14:18,491 --> 00:14:20,858 Wow. 301 00:14:20,893 --> 00:14:22,360 Great choice. 302 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:24,595 Thanks. 303 00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,533 Hey, where'd you go? 304 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,868 Research. I went shopping 305 00:14:30,903 --> 00:14:33,404 To get to know the World glow products. 306 00:14:33,439 --> 00:14:34,972 You are excited about this. 307 00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,053 Like the governor just called 308 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,322 And said I could go sell makeup. 309 00:14:39,346 --> 00:14:42,747 Did pete call? Yes. He said he'd call back. 310 00:14:42,782 --> 00:14:44,726 Did he sound happy Or sad? Happy. 311 00:14:44,750 --> 00:14:46,984 Happy! He sounded happy! 312 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,897 Sharon, this whole penguin thing 313 00:14:48,921 --> 00:14:50,967 Is blowing up in our face. 314 00:14:50,991 --> 00:14:52,389 Where's that report? 315 00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:54,658 I can't do it, sir. 316 00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:57,328 Tell the world about Penguin overpopulation, 317 00:14:57,364 --> 00:15:00,330 Killer penguins, whatever Makes them look bad. 318 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,967 What I mean is I won't. 319 00:15:03,002 --> 00:15:04,479 What are you talking about? 320 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:07,504 I hate this company, I hate this job, 321 00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:09,707 And I hate myself for doing it. 322 00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:14,078 Sharon... And I'm Sure I am not alone. 323 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:17,347 Who here feels lousy About themselves 324 00:15:17,383 --> 00:15:20,517 When they drive home From work each day? Huh? 325 00:15:20,553 --> 00:15:23,854 Helen? 326 00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:30,861 Who here feels guilty when They watch the leaves fall? 327 00:15:30,897 --> 00:15:33,030 Who here has nightmares 328 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,000 About woodsy owl And the crying indian? 329 00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:39,771 And you should because You're good people, 330 00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:42,039 And you're stuck In a bad, bad job. 331 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,474 Sharon, enough! 332 00:15:43,509 --> 00:15:46,877 No. People, there are Other jobs out there, 333 00:15:46,912 --> 00:15:48,979 Jobs that you can be proud of, 334 00:15:49,014 --> 00:15:51,782 Jobs that help. 335 00:15:51,817 --> 00:15:54,352 There are. I've seen them. 336 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,487 Come on, who's coming with me? 337 00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,155 Come on, who? 338 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,223 I am. 339 00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:00,825 Get back to work! 340 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,537 Who else? I am. 341 00:16:02,561 --> 00:16:04,328 Yes! Me, too. 342 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,330 Sharon... 343 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,566 Oh, uh, excuse Me. Wait, wait, wait. 344 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:13,904 I realize I don't have a Place to take any of you, 345 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:16,374 But thank you so Much for your support. 346 00:16:21,114 --> 00:16:22,647 Brandon! 347 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:25,049 Are you all right? 348 00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,195 Tell him you're just Messing with him. 349 00:16:27,219 --> 00:16:29,186 Tell him I never beat you. 350 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:32,256 She never beat me. 351 00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,436 Tell him like you're not scared. 352 00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,926 Don't hurt me. 353 00:16:35,962 --> 00:16:40,064 Berg, you see, he's Just messing with you. 354 00:16:40,099 --> 00:16:43,200 Oh, come on! Who are You going to believe, 355 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:45,213 Me or somebody you just met? 356 00:16:45,237 --> 00:16:49,107 Well... You see? You... 357 00:16:50,610 --> 00:16:53,021 You're turning my boyfriend Into a paranoid wreck. 358 00:16:53,045 --> 00:16:55,079 Yeah, but, you know, 359 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,448 I didn't think it'd be so easy. 360 00:16:57,483 --> 00:16:59,716 What? 361 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,785 You're just messing with me? 362 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:05,256 What, you're just getting it? 363 00:17:05,291 --> 00:17:07,992 Well, you know, I'd better get home. 364 00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:10,561 You kids have a Lot to fight about. 365 00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:18,136 I knew. 366 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:19,570 I was playing along, okay? 367 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,850 Can you believe that he thought 368 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,674 That I thought that... 369 00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:26,777 You got to admit, he Was pretty convincing. 370 00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,313 Berg, how could you Think that about me? 371 00:17:29,349 --> 00:17:31,827 Because I heard it From your ex-husband, 372 00:17:31,851 --> 00:17:33,763 And you never tell Me anything, ashley. 373 00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,686 I told you. No, you didn't. 374 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,188 You glossed over it 375 00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:39,034 With all the Emotional, mushy crap. 376 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,869 I'm going to need Some cold, hard facts. 377 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,360 Okay, what if I told You that brandon 378 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,997 Pulls stunts like That all the time? 379 00:17:46,032 --> 00:17:48,432 What if I told you That he gave me 380 00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,701 His grandmother's Engagement ring, 381 00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,204 And he never told Her that he took it? 382 00:17:53,239 --> 00:17:55,306 Or that on our wedding day, 383 00:17:55,341 --> 00:17:58,976 He told his parents That I was really a man? 384 00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:02,814 And what if I told you That after all of that, 385 00:18:02,849 --> 00:18:04,648 I still said "I do"? 386 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,884 What would you think of me then? 387 00:18:12,991 --> 00:18:15,159 Not much. 388 00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:27,271 We've been waiting for You. Give us the news. 389 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,641 You didn't get the job. That's not the news. 390 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,176 I'm so sorry, sharon. 391 00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:35,012 I tried my hardest. I Mean it, I really did. 392 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:37,181 I really wanted you to get it. 393 00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:40,183 Look on the bright side... You have your old job. 394 00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,088 I quit today. 395 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:47,658 Don't worry, pete will find You something even better. 396 00:18:47,693 --> 00:18:50,260 Actually, I can't. I don't Work there anymore. 397 00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:53,331 They fired you because of me? 398 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,631 I feel awful. 399 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:57,134 No, no, no, don't feel awful. 400 00:18:57,170 --> 00:18:59,537 I kind of already Have a new job. 401 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,572 Really? Where? 402 00:19:02,608 --> 00:19:05,108 Vice-president of sales, 403 00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,945 World glow cosmetics. 404 00:19:09,848 --> 00:19:11,081 Excuse me? 405 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,253 Vice-president of sales, World glow cosmetics. 406 00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:17,921 You took my job? 407 00:19:17,956 --> 00:19:20,324 I went down there to Argue on your behalf, 408 00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,060 And they were so impressed, They gave me the job. 409 00:19:23,095 --> 00:19:24,862 You took my job. 410 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:27,097 Yeah, but only Because you blew it. 411 00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:29,100 I don't understand. 412 00:19:29,135 --> 00:19:31,346 Evelyn said you sounded Happy on the phone. 413 00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:33,271 I was. I just got a job. 414 00:19:33,306 --> 00:19:35,506 If you were a true friend, 415 00:19:35,541 --> 00:19:38,275 You never would Have accepted it. 416 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,345 They weren't going to hire you. 417 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,180 Not after you sabotaged me. 418 00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:44,615 Pete would never... 419 00:19:44,650 --> 00:19:46,562 Pick your sides very carefully. 420 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,520 Man, you think you know a guy! 421 00:19:49,555 --> 00:19:51,087 Oh... 422 00:19:51,124 --> 00:19:55,125 Come on, sharon, You'll find a new job. 423 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,927 Oh, I don't doubt that. 424 00:19:56,963 --> 00:20:01,165 But it's going to be a hassle Finding a new best friend. 425 00:20:04,236 --> 00:20:05,970 Anyway, congratulations. 426 00:20:16,582 --> 00:20:20,518 Never. The rat has gottenst Call smarter, and so must I.Tor? 427 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,988 Look, when the Sandwich is disturbed, 428 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,524 It pulls this string, Revealing the mirror. 429 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,694 The rat will Approach the mirror, 430 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,696 Believing it has found a mate. 431 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,530 When he touches the mirror, 432 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:36,567 That 20-pound bag Of flour is released, 433 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:40,671 And wham! Off to the Big sewer in the sky. 434 00:20:40,706 --> 00:20:43,374 He would have to Be the stupidest rat 435 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:46,109 In the world to fall for that. 436 00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:48,465 We'll see when we get back. 437 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,302 Ooh, sandwich. 438 00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:21,211 Hey, hey, hey, Hey, good-looking! 439 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:26,050 You. 440 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:28,085 Ohh! 30726

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