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When you see berg, tell
Him I can't have lunch.
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I'm going to chop
Wood with johnny.
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You and johnny are
Going to chop wood?
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That's another way of saying it.
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I don't know if you
Improved it, though.
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I wouldn't want to be hanging
Around johnny and an ax.
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What are you talking about?
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You hit on the woman
Johnny's going to marry.
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I didn't hit on sharon.
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I intimated I had
Feelings for her.
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You've been sniffing around
On the big dog's porch.
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You know what?
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Johnny doesn't even know
How I felt about sharon.
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Have you chopped wood
With johnny before?
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No.
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Huh, curious timing.
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What are you saying,
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That johnny wants to hurt me?
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Not consciously,
But his subconscious
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Has you chopped up
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And stacked next
To the woodpile.
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You know what? It's not working.
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Ready?
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Ooh, a chainsaw. Messy.
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All right.
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Welcome to third year rotations.
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The best part is we get
To be called "Doctor" now.
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Dr. Bergen... Kind of rolls
Off the tongue, doesn't it?
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"Dr. Bergen to emergency."
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"Dr. Bergen, your
Table's ready."
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"Lap dance, dr. Bergen?"
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So, what's your assignment?
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Oh, I got... I got psych
With, uh, dr. Gordon.
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That'll be good...
Get in some heads,
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Slay some demons,
Free some souls.
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Excuse me, I think I'm lost.
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Where is the gap?
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I'm sorry. I love doing that.
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I'm sorry. I'm looking
For exam room "A."
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Do you have any idea?
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Second door on the left.
I'm headed there myself.
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You must be my med
Rotation. I'm dr. Peel.
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Oh, hi. Nice to meet you.
I'm ashley and this is berg.
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I'm sorry. I am dr. Walker
And this is dr. Bergen.
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I can't get used to that.
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Oh, get used to that.
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Oh, it impresses the clerk
At the adult video store.
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And you can park in the red
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While you grab a
Grinder at damonte's.
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You want to share it?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Thanks.
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Um, so, what are you
Doing tonight, doctor?
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Hopefully playing
"Doctor," doctor.
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Ooh!
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Woman: staff meeting
Thursday at noon.
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neurologist staff
Meeting... dr. Gordon?
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Hi. Uh... I'm dr. Bergen.
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I'm excited to be in
Your psych rotation.
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If only I shared
Your excitement.
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I've been teaching
This 20 years.
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I hate it.
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Here... Get a jump
On the reading.
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O-okay. What chapter?
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Doesn't matter.
They're all the same.
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All right. Let's get started.
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Hey. What are you doing here?
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I got a little pull in
The admissions office.
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You'd be surprised
What you can get
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When you shake a man's hand
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A little longer than normal.
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Dr. Bergen, would you
Tell us why you're here?
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Oh, uh, did everyone else go?
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I've always wanted
To help people.
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It wasn't until a trip
To the emergency room
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After a skiing
Accident... No, doctor.
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No... Why are you
In this rotation?
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I've got last names
"V" through "Z."
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I'm here, dr. Peel,
Because you're the best.
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Everyone knows it.
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I should not be deprived
Of a superior education
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Because my poor name grew up
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On the wrong side
Of the alphabet.
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Unfortunately, that's
Not the way it works.
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"A" through "F" is
With dr. Gordon.
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Please, you can't
Make me go back there.
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The man is dead, and
No one's notified him.
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All right. You can stay.
This ought to be fun.
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Good. Okay.
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Okay. Dr. Bergen, name
The valve in the colon
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That regulates discharge.
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Okay, here we go... The colon.
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dr. Jensen to icu.
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The colon. Uh...
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Don't tell me, don't tell me.
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It's on the tip of
My tongue, okay?
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Well, no, not really.
That would be... Eww.
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While on rotations,
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Any doctor can fire
A question at you.
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Come on, think, dr. Bergen.
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The valve... The valve
At the end of the colon
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That... That regulates
Discharge is, uh...
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The poopy-chute.
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Dr. Walker?
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Um, I don't know.
May I look it up?
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Very good. Yes.
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If you don't know the
Answer, you look it up.
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Save that little joke.
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It could come in handy
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When you're telling a new widow
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Why you couldn't save
Her children's father.
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Yes? Yes, dr. Bergen?
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I'm not supposed to
Be in this rotation.
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It could've happened to anyone.
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Johnny backed into
You with his truck?
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He didn't see me!
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I-I was relieving
Myself on a tree.
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He would've run me over
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If I hadn't scampered
Into a blackberry thicket.
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And you really think
That this was an accident?
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Yes! Yes. H-his shoelace...
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It got caught around
The accelerator.
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Happened in "Footloose."
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How you feeling?
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Oh, I'm all right.
Thanks, sharon.
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Ow, ow!
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Oh, oh. Why are you limping?
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Oh, I was helping johnny carry
An air conditioner upstairs
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And he accidentally
Dropped it on my toe.
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Sharon: johnny feels so bad.
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He wants to take you
Fishing on saturday.
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Oh, that's great, great.
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Best part is, now
I don't have to go.
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I'm glad you guys are
Spending more time together.
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Ow, ow, ow.
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Johnny: pete!
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What?
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Help me out here.
Look out the window.
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Why?
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Tell me if this air conditioner
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Is in straight.
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All right.
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You know what?
Little to the left.
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Johnny: sorry, pete! My bad.
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I'm telling you, berg,
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I think johnny wants to hurt me.
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Pete, I'm not in psych rotation,
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So I don't want you to take this
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As a professional
Opinion, but you're an idiot!
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Oh, oh. Does an idiot
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Almost get run over by
A truck while urinating?
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Hey, pete, what are you
Doing at the hospital?
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Afraid to be alone in
The building with johnny?
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You know, I don't appreciate
Your lucky guesses.
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Hey, stranger, you look awful.
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Well, you know, that's
Why I asked dr. Peel
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To assign me double shifts.
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You know, I'm sick and tired
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Of these youthful good looks.
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Hi.
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Hey, dr. Peel, we were
Just talking about you.
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Well, now, there's a
Sign of a dull party.
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Time to liven up.
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Who has the key
To the meds cabinet?
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Berg: dr. Peel?
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This is my friend pete.
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Oh, dr. Bergen, I
Didn't see you there.
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Okay, you're
Approached by a doctor.
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How can you tell if he's
A physician or a resident?
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Oh, well, you thump
Him on the head,
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And if it sounds hollow, you...
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Oh, wait, that's cantaloupe.
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That's funny.
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No, don't the residents
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Wear different color nameplates?
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Ha ha.
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Very good... Pete, is it?
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I watch "General hospital."
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Ooh, what happened here?
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Oh, I fell into a
Blackberry thicket.
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Ashley patched me up.
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Not bad, dr. Walker.
Maybe a little tight.
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Dr. Bergen, why is it a problem
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That the bandage is too tight?
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The medical reason is that
The wound needs air to heal,
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But the real reason
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Is that dr. Walker
Doesn't like pete.
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A patient comes to you
After tumbling down a ravine.
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Do you just patch him up
And send him on his way?
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No, I would check the wound.
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If he came in contact with,
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I don't know, poison ivy,
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He could develop a skin rash.
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What would the rash look like?
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You're fine.
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What else?
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If toxins were present,
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They could pose a health risk.
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Such as?
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Swelling, numbness,
Infection leading to gangrene.
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Pete: what?
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What if it was treated
With an herbicide?
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I'd flush the wound with water.
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If the chemical doesn't dilute?
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I'd hope any residual poison
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Would be counteracted
By the disinfectant.
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Hope... How comforting is that?
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Not very.
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See?
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I see your point, dr. Peel.
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I don't know the answer,
So I should go look it up.
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Yes. Good. 'cause while
You're at the library,
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You won't have to
Watch your friend die.
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Wait, wait, seriously,
Because my arm is getting numb.
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I want you to go
Speak with dr. Kemker.
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Then write me a
Paper for tomorrow
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On the dangers of
Wrapping an abrasion
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Without determining
The extent of the injury.
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I didn't wrap it. Ashley did.
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Okay. Make a copy and
Give it to dr. Walker.
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That's so unfair.
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I know. She is riding
You a little hard.
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A little?
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John goodman's minibike
Isn't ridden this hard.
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Good morning, berg.
What are you doing?
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Berg.
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The colon!
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Hey, uh, t-tell me something.
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Are these the steps to
Our place or the hospital?
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Our place.
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I got to go.
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Okay, is that
Everything you need?
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Everything but pete.
I'll see if he's ready.
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Okay.
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Pete: psst, sharon.
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Pete, what are you
Doing down there?
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I don't want to go fishing.
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What are you talking about?
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Did you say anything to johnny
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That might make
Him want to hurt me?
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No! I mean, I told him
You had feelings for me.
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That's it, I'm done for.
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Pete, johnny would
Never hurt you.
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He ran me over, he broke my toe,
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And he nearly dropped
An appliance on my head.
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Fine. If he hurts you
Again, I'll talk to him.
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Look, I can't
Believe that you...
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There you are.
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Furthermore, you're ugly
And you don't smell nice.
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Pete... You heard me, stinky!
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I don't know how
You put up with her.
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Call 911.
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What is with him?
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Okay, he thinks
You're out to get him.
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That's why you're
Taking him fishing.
255
00:12:04,290 --> 00:12:06,257
I would never hurt pete.
256
00:12:06,292 --> 00:12:08,270
Yeah, I'm taking him fishing
257
00:12:08,294 --> 00:12:11,729
So I can ask him to
Be in our wedding.
258
00:12:11,764 --> 00:12:15,266
Really? Oh, my god,
That is so sweet.
259
00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:17,768
You know, once
Berg hears about this,
260
00:12:17,803 --> 00:12:20,771
You're going to have
To take him to the zoo.
261
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:24,575
So, he's really scared, huh?
262
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:28,346
He was hiding in the stairwell.
263
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,691
Well, no sense in wasting that.
264
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:48,066
So, uh, what were
You two talking about?
265
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,541
Oh, it really
Doesn't matter now.
266
00:12:53,506 --> 00:12:56,174
Wave bye-bye, pete.
267
00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,246
Woman: dr. Lombardo,
You're wanted in the e.R.
268
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,082
for a consultation.
269
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,085
dr. Lombardo in the
E.R. For a consultation.
270
00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,587
Ahem, dr. Bergen.
271
00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:19,263
Dr. Bergen.
272
00:13:28,208 --> 00:13:29,640
Dr. Bergen.
273
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:36,280
Ohh.
274
00:13:36,316 --> 00:13:39,150
We didn't sleep
Together, did we?
275
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,125
For future reference,
276
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,638
A doctor passed out
In the waiting room
277
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:53,030
Is like a pilot passed
Out in the airport bar.
278
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,536
Sorry.
279
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:02,006
You did a very good
Job on this paper.
280
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:03,407
Thank you.
281
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:05,421
Dr. Kemker said that you asked
282
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,022
Some very intelligent questions.
283
00:14:07,046 --> 00:14:09,614
Ashley: berg, you did
A good job on this.
284
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:11,115
I learned a lot.
285
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,095
What did you think, dr. Peel?
286
00:14:13,119 --> 00:14:15,019
I-I thought it was terrific.
287
00:14:15,054 --> 00:14:19,190
Dr. Bergen, go give the
Nurses a hand with the filing.
288
00:14:19,225 --> 00:14:21,859
Hold on, you don't have
Other students do that.
289
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:24,362
No. No, I believe
You're the first.
290
00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,797
Maybe we'll put up a plaque.
291
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:29,300
I can't win, okay? I can't win.
292
00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:31,302
Even when I'm right, I'm wrong.
293
00:14:31,337 --> 00:14:32,803
You don't deserve this.
294
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:35,017
Maybe you should transfer
To your original rotation.
295
00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:37,007
I don't get it. I mean...
296
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:39,343
Have you ever known
Anyone who didn't like me?
297
00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,645
Of course, berg.
298
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:46,116
Who? I want to know.
299
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,952
All right... My mom.
300
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:50,388
Your mother loves me.
301
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,290
Okay, sweetie.
302
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,901
It really is nice being
Out here all alone.
303
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:10,208
Yep. Nobody around
For miles and miles.
304
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,912
You want to hand me
One of them lures, pete?
305
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:26,090
That's, uh...
306
00:15:26,125 --> 00:15:29,093
That's some knife you got there.
307
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:32,563
What's that, uh... Fish blood?
308
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,665
Most of it.
309
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:39,770
My dad taught me
How to gut with this.
310
00:15:39,805 --> 00:15:41,372
rip.
311
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:49,714
Yeah, well, um... My
Dad taught me judo.
312
00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:52,950
Whoosh!
313
00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,184
Whoosh!
314
00:15:58,424 --> 00:16:02,826
That's karate. Judo's
Just flips and stuff.
315
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:05,429
That's after the flips.
316
00:16:08,100 --> 00:16:10,067
Did you get into many fights
317
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:12,236
When you were growing up?
318
00:16:12,272 --> 00:16:15,406
Yeah. Yeah, well...
319
00:16:15,441 --> 00:16:18,108
Enough to get a reputation.
320
00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,577
Yeah?
321
00:16:19,612 --> 00:16:22,680
What kind of reputation?
322
00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:25,883
That's not important.
323
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,152
All you need to know is,
324
00:16:28,187 --> 00:16:33,257
If... If you want
To throw down...
325
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:35,826
I'll throw down.
326
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:38,996
Pete...
327
00:16:39,031 --> 00:16:41,209
Johnny, I'm warning
You, I will throw down!
328
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:42,566
I will!
329
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,513
Johnny, stay away from me!
330
00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,636
Aah!
331
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,704
Aah!
332
00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:49,340
Aah! Oh, you idiot!
333
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,743
I just wanted to invite
You to be in my wedding!
334
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:53,911
Aah!
335
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,078
Really?
336
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:56,146
Oh!
337
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:59,350
Oh, johnny, I'd be honored.
338
00:16:59,385 --> 00:17:00,551
Come here.
339
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,553
Oh, no, don't.
Jeez! Knock it off.
340
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:05,066
All right, all right.
Stay still, stay still.
341
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,410
Maybe it's not that
Bad. Let me look.
342
00:17:16,268 --> 00:17:17,401
Dr. Peel?
343
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,437
Dr. Bergen, I'm glad to see you.
344
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:22,172
One of the candy stripers
Fractured her wrist.
345
00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,743
Oh... Oh, okay,
I-I'll get right on it.
346
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,010
No, no, no, no.
347
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,580
Go sit with mrs. Abernathy
Till she falls asleep.
348
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,949
No, dr. Peel, that's
One of the reasons
349
00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,951
I need to... To see you.
350
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:35,953
I spoke with dr. Gordon,
351
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,956
And he's agreed to let
Me into his psych rotation.
352
00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:41,303
I just need you to
Sign the transfer.
353
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,126
Really?
354
00:17:43,162 --> 00:17:44,495
Yeah.
355
00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,263
Great.
356
00:17:46,298 --> 00:17:49,099
Here, give me your back.
357
00:17:49,134 --> 00:17:51,313
Don't you want to know why?
358
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:53,804
No. I know, dr. Bergen...
Because you're a quitter,
359
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,973
What my son would call "A wuss."
360
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:57,986
Wait a min... Hold on, okay?
361
00:17:58,010 --> 00:18:00,978
Look, it's... It's not
Like I can't take it, okay?
362
00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:03,414
You just... You're being unfair.
363
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:06,417
Do I sign at the bottom
Or initial somewhere?
364
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,919
Look, dr. Peel, this
Is important, okay?
365
00:18:08,954 --> 00:18:10,932
You... You treat me like dirt
366
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:13,235
And then you act
Like it's some big joke.
367
00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:14,558
Excuse me?
368
00:18:14,594 --> 00:18:17,361
No, I'm not the one who
Switched rotations,
369
00:18:17,397 --> 00:18:19,730
And I'm not the one who,
370
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:22,065
If he makes it through
Medical school,
371
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,901
Can look forward to a career
372
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,203
As a technical
Advisor to a tv show.
373
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:28,149
I'm going to be a good doctor.
374
00:18:28,173 --> 00:18:30,040
Yeah? Well, don't be
Working emergency
375
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:31,975
When my relatives
Are brought in.
376
00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:34,612
You know what?
You just don't like me.
377
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:36,625
You can't see past
Your personal feelings!
378
00:18:36,649 --> 00:18:38,682
I'm sorry... Dr. Bergen...
379
00:18:38,718 --> 00:18:40,684
I have never
Regretted my decision
380
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:42,185
To become a physician,
381
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:46,590
But there have been
Nights when I have wept
382
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,760
Over my inability
To help a patient,
383
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,262
And I finished at
The top of my class.
384
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,331
I worked my ass off.
385
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,333
I shudder to think of the care
386
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,335
A doctor like you
Would provide...
387
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,838
Someone who's always
Looking for the easy way out,
388
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,339
The shorter hours,
389
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:04,842
Who's always whining about
How the medical establishment
390
00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:07,044
Doesn't appreciate
His comic genius.
391
00:19:07,079 --> 00:19:10,380
Well, j-just let me
Sign your transfer,
392
00:19:10,416 --> 00:19:12,883
And then, maybe on the way home,
393
00:19:12,919 --> 00:19:15,553
You can stop and
Rent "Patch adams."
394
00:19:15,588 --> 00:19:18,923
You really don't think
I'd make a good doctor?
395
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,758
Oh, worse than that,
396
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:23,393
I think that your charm
And your personality
397
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:25,729
Will give patients
Confidence in skills
398
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,198
That you were too
Distracted to ever master.
399
00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:34,371
You're wrong. Dr. Peel,
You don't know me at all.
400
00:19:34,406 --> 00:19:36,006
I'm not transferring.
401
00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,509
Assign me 72 hours
Straight. I don't care.
402
00:19:38,544 --> 00:19:41,011
I'm going to be a good doctor.
403
00:19:41,046 --> 00:19:42,513
You'll see that.
404
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,025
When I'm working emergency,
405
00:19:44,049 --> 00:19:46,951
You'll pray for a loved one
To get in a serious accident.
406
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,964
Pete: we need a
Little help here!
407
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,766
Berg: pete, what's going on?
408
00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:52,734
It's johnny... I hurt him.
409
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:54,191
W-what happened?
410
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,360
I asked him to be in my wedding,
411
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,195
And he threw lures at me.
412
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:59,430
Together: ohh!
413
00:19:59,465 --> 00:20:00,998
I'll get dr. Walker.
414
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:02,945
Hold on! I'm the one on duty.
415
00:20:02,969 --> 00:20:04,401
I can handle this.
416
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,269
No, I don't think so.
417
00:20:06,305 --> 00:20:07,838
I can do this!
418
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:10,340
I know you think I'm a
Rotten doctor, but...
419
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:13,343
But you got to give me a
Chance to prove you wrong!
420
00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:15,357
I'm not even at 100% here.
421
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,848
I've had 3 hours
Sleep in the last 48.
422
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,349
My hands are shaking
423
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,852
From the gallon of
Coffee I just drank,
424
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:25,022
But I will be damned if I
Can't stitch an eyebrow!
425
00:20:25,057 --> 00:20:26,524
Wait a minute!
426
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:28,959
You think berg's
A rotten doctor?
427
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:32,229
All right, dr. Bergen, scrub up.
428
00:20:32,264 --> 00:20:34,231
He's your patient.
429
00:20:34,266 --> 00:20:36,299
Whoa, whoa! Hold the phone here!
430
00:20:36,335 --> 00:20:38,636
This is my face
We're talking about.
431
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,738
Don't I have any say?
432
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,940
Can't he warm up on
Someone homelier first?
433
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,210
Are you okay?
434
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,279
Ashley's message just
Said you were hurt.
435
00:20:49,314 --> 00:20:51,793
You didn't tell her
He was all right?
436
00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,184
Worry's good for a relationship.
437
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:56,820
He did a good job.
Doesn't even hurt.
438
00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,322
Is there going to
Be a scar, berg?
439
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:05,095
Is there going to be
A scar, dr. Bergen?
440
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:09,166
Well, uh, seeing as
He's my first patient,
441
00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,435
I'm kind of curious
About that myself.
442
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:16,073
If that scar shows up
In the wedding pictures,
443
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:18,086
They'll never find your body.
444
00:21:18,110 --> 00:21:20,010
Ow!
445
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:23,380
Woman: dr. Bergen,
Dr. Bergen, report to the o.R.
446
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:26,584
If you'll excuse me...
447
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,719
I have lives to save.
448
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:31,221
and bring a mop.
449
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:34,758
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