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You think you saw
Love in sharon's eyes.
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You know what I saw? Pain.
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Pain because of me.
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I'll let you know
Where I end up.
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Sharon, will you marry me?
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Yes.
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In theory.
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In theory? What the
Hell does that mean?
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It is what it is.
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But it's a yes, right?
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Yes, in theory.
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I heard yes! Oh.
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I'm coming!
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I'm coming.
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Why did pete go to paris?
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For the snails.
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He left because
Of me, didn't he?
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Yes. That's why
Everybody goes to europe.
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In fact, at customs,
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They ask, "Business, pleasure,
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Or because of sharon?"
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Why are you being like this?
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I'm not being like
This. I'm being like this.
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Okay.
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Here's your name tag, james.
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Actually, everyone
Calls me germ.
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Yeah, but you see,
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Germ is not the best nickname
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In a restaurant.
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That's why rat lost his job.
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Good point, sir.
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Sir? Ha ha.
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You don't have to call me sir.
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I'm not your boss.
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Oh, I know.
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It's just, my dad taught me
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To respect, like, older people.
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Do you know my dad?
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Did you know at the age of 25,
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The human body
Begins to degenerate?
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You stop producing brain cells,
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And your ears, uh,
They begin to grow hair.
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You can't stop the inevitable.
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You can only slow
It down with beer.
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Sharon: what's with him?
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The new kid at
Work called him sir.
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Oh, man, what a
Horrible thing to happen
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With somebody so vain.
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You know, the second
Somebody realizes
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They're really good-looking,
You're labeled "Vain."
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Thanks for inviting
Us down for dinner.
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We wanted to celebrate
Your engagement.
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Engagement in theory.
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You know what?
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We haven't had a
Chance to see the ring.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes. Ha ha.
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A marquise. It's beautiful.
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Gosh, one might
Almost be tempted
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To wear it on the
Outside of the blouse.
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We don't want to
Rush things, right?
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Whatever makes you happy.
If you're happy, I'm happy.
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So apparently I'm very happy.
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bonjour, everyone!
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Pete, you're back!
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How was the trip?
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Oh, it was great, and I want...
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Wait. Colette.
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bonsoir.
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Hey. Look what pete
Brought me from paris.
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Everyone,
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Um, this is my
Girlfriend colette.
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bonsoir.
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She doesn't speak english.
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That would explain
The gibberish.
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So how'd you two kids meet?
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Oh, well, my first
Day in france,
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Some con artist
Stole all my money,
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So I got stinking drunk
In the pouring rain,
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I fell into the street,
And colette ran me over.
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That's exactly
How my parents met.
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What happened to the apartment?
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Ah, pete, the winds of change.
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You see, the previous
Palette wasn't working for me,
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So I decided to go
With sort of a ranch...
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Ashley?
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I am so whipped.
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You must be hungry.
You want to join us?
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Ooh, champagne.
What's the occasion?
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No occasion.
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Just a few friends
Having dinner.
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Sharon and johnny are engaged.
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Wow! Wow, engaged.
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Actually, we're
Engaged in theory.
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Oh. Oh. Well, hey,
Congratulations.
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I'd explain it to
Colette if I spoke french
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And understood what
You were talking about.
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Why is everyone having
Such a tough time with this?
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An engagement is a
Promise to be married.
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I am promising to be engaged,
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Which, in theory, is a
Promise to be married.
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Hence, we are engaged in theory.
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Good luck finding
A card for that.
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Colette, um, are you hungry?
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I don't know if it's the wine
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Or someone making out with pete,
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But I've lost my appetite.
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Hey, man, I notice you
Didn't charge your friends
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For that slice.
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Oh, yeah. That's because I
Found it in the bathroom.
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That's cool.
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I used to sneak my friends
A slice now and again.
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Oh, you mean when
You were my age?
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Oh, come on. We're
Practically the same age.
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I'm into the same stuff you are.
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Yeah, right.
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No, really. What are
You doing this afternoon?
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Maybe we can hang out.
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If you really want
To, me and my friends,
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We're going to drain
My parents' pool.
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Drain party. Yeah.
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Then we're going to skate in it.
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Oh? You guys have
To empty it to skate?
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Hey, berg.
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Okay, colette, um,
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I want to be completely
Honest with you.
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I worked here for
Three years, okay?
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And with tips, I
Still only managed
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To make minimum wage.
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I was a total loser.
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I don't understand
Same-language relationships.
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Germ, get her
Whatever she... Points to.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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His name is germ?
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Yeah, he's cool.
He's up, grandpa.
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I'll be right back.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Stay.
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You can imagine what
Happens when I leave for work.
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I don't have to.
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You left your door
Open this morning, pete.
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How long are you going
To keep this up, huh?
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This thing with frenchie.
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You're just doing
This to rile up sharon.
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I bet she's just some
Woman you hired.
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Okay, first of all, I'm broke.
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Secondly, this has
Nothing to do with sharon.
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Colette is amazing. Her
Love is unconditional.
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No questions asked.
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She asks questions.
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You just don't
Know what they are.
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Admit it, pete. You
Don't really love her.
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You see, we connect in a way
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That you will never,
Ever understand.
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Come on, colette.
We're out of here.
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Leavez?
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Ahem.
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Exit-duvez?
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You want to go for a car ride?
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Hey, honey, can
You grab me a beer?
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Sure.
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Thanks.
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No, no, baby, this is a soda.
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Well, it depends on
How you look at it.
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You see a soda. I
See a beer in theory.
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I'll just get it myself.
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Pete. Colette.
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bonjour.
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We stopped by to give
You your engagement gift.
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Oh. You shouldn't have.
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That's what I said,
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But colette, she
Insisted that we buy it.
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Or she was hungry. I don't know.
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She seemed very excited.
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Well, thank you very much.
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I'll put it right over
Here with the others.
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Well, if you'll excuse me,
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I'll just go get started
On those thank-you notes.
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So, that's, uh,
Seems kind of silly
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To wear that thing
Around your neck.
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Oh, yeah, you're probably right,
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But at least johnny
Speaks english.
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Hey, hey, hey, do
You mind, sharon?
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She's sitting right here.
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She can't understand me.
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She can tell by your tone.
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Okay, but I'm just saying
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We have bimbos in america, too.
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You should be happy for me.
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I'm in love. I'm happy for you.
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And I hope you're...
Oh, that's very nice.
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I hope you're... Hee hee.
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I hope you're not
Engaged in theory
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Only because someone
In your life caused you
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To not commit completely.
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Not following you.
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Okay.
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Let's just say there's
Someone you had feelings for,
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And you thought that
They had feelings for you.
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And they might have,
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But said person has moved on.
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Is said person
Tommy at the market?
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I just thought I'd mention it.
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Hey, what did I miss?
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Apparently nothing.
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We're going to go.
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Au revoir.
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Au revoir.
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See you.
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What was that about?
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Pete told me he went to paris
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Because he had feelings for me.
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Whoa! What?
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What did you say?
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What was I supposed to say?
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Colette was sitting right there.
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Oh, I don't know.
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How about, um, "I'm in love,"
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Or how about "I'm engaged"?
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How about "I'm in
Love and engaged"?
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Do you see a theme here?
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Are you jealous of pete?
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Why should I be jealous
Of the guy you kissed?
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How many times have I told you?
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I was drunk.
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Man, doesn't that count
For anything anymore?
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Okay. If it's not that,
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Then why won't you
Give me an answer?
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I did answer you. I
Said, "Yes, in theory."
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Yeah, and about that.
I've asked around.
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There's no such thing.
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Why do we have
To rush into this?
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We've only known each
Other for six months.
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I guess that's the problem.
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You've known me for six months,
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And you feel rushed,
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And I've known
You for six months,
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And I want to spend the
Rest of my life with you.
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Where are you going?
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I need to go think.
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You know what, sharon?
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I deserve better than this.
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Think about that.
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Baby, what were you thinking,
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Skateboarding in a swimming pool
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With a bunch of teenagers?
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Ow. We were just
Blowing off a little steam.
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Pete and I used to all the time.
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But that was a long time ago.
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Look in there. This is no place
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For a 26-year-old to be working.
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Drag in a whack-a-mole,
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And you got a chuck e. Cheese.
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You know what our
Problem is, ashley?
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You speak english.
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All: berg!
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Ho!
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Hey, berg, man, who's the betty?
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The betty is ashley,
And let me take
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A stab in the dark...
You must be germ.
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Yeah. You're hot.
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And your name suits you.
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Ho! Ho, ho, ho, ho!
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What the hell is
Going on in here?
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00:12:35,054 --> 00:12:37,155
We can't have a band in here.
264
00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:39,323
Aw! What? Aw!
265
00:12:39,358 --> 00:12:42,860
Unless they rock.
266
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,698
Yeah.
267
00:12:46,733 --> 00:12:48,366
You.
268
00:12:49,970 --> 00:12:52,669
Oh, hey, pete,
Looks like colette
269
00:12:52,705 --> 00:12:55,140
Finally found
Someone else to talk to.
270
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:58,443
Yeah, why don't you try it?
271
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:01,111
This is your big chance.
You can ask colette
272
00:13:01,147 --> 00:13:03,180
Any questions you
Might have about her.
273
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:05,917
I know everything I
Need to know, ashley.
274
00:13:05,952 --> 00:13:07,418
We're in love.
275
00:13:07,454 --> 00:13:11,155
Here's one that's really
Been gnawing at me.
276
00:13:11,191 --> 00:13:15,059
Colette, what do
You see in pete?
277
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,898
Oh, she says he's the nicest guy
278
00:13:20,933 --> 00:13:22,534
She's ever met.
279
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,036
Ha ha ha. Ohh.
280
00:13:25,071 --> 00:13:27,571
Back in your box, pandora.
281
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:33,143
Bacon street.
282
00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:36,080
Uh, yeah, hold
On. I'll page him.
283
00:13:36,115 --> 00:13:38,849
Uh, harold sach?
284
00:13:38,885 --> 00:13:40,985
Is there a harold sach here?
285
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:43,821
No. What?
286
00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,823
Oh, sorry. Hold on, hold on.
287
00:13:45,858 --> 00:13:48,159
Harry sach.
288
00:13:48,194 --> 00:13:50,161
Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.
289
00:13:50,196 --> 00:13:52,096
Guys, listen up!
290
00:13:52,132 --> 00:13:54,565
I'm looking for a harry sach.
291
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:01,438
Ha ha ha! Ha ha.
292
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,773
Hey, you.
293
00:14:04,043 --> 00:14:05,876
Stupid kids.
294
00:14:10,283 --> 00:14:13,283
Girl: colette would
Like to know something.
295
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:14,864
quel genre du nom est berg?
296
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:16,854
What kind of a name is berg?
297
00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,723
It's actually short for
Bergen, which is irish.
298
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:24,295
Whew!
299
00:14:24,331 --> 00:14:26,997
She's so relieved. She
Thought it was jewish.
300
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,039
Wow, and it sounded
So beautiful in french.
301
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,908
Come on. Your french
Must be a little rusty.
302
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:40,344
Ask her... Ask her
Something simple.
303
00:14:40,379 --> 00:14:42,947
Ask her... Ask her
What we did today.
304
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:46,150
qu'est-ce que vous avez
Faire avec pete aujourd'hui?
305
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:49,820
You took her on
A tour of boston.
306
00:14:49,856 --> 00:14:51,489
j'adore boston...
307
00:14:51,524 --> 00:14:55,827
l'histoire... L'architecture...
308
00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:01,499
And best of all, it's not
Crawling with algerians.
309
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:09,674
Come on, she didn't say that.
310
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:12,810
No, not exactly. I had to
Clean up the language...
311
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,312
A lot.
312
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,448
ne pas de japanese -
313
00:15:18,484 --> 00:15:21,152
We got it. We got it. We got it.
314
00:15:23,489 --> 00:15:24,955
Are you okay?
315
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:30,361
Well, I... Yeah,
I-I need some air.
316
00:15:30,396 --> 00:15:32,163
Pete, hold on, hold on.
317
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,565
You going to be okay?
318
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:36,578
You know, berg, I-I was in love
319
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,914
And everything was perfect...
320
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,672
For a little while.
321
00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:52,350
♪ I took her out, it
Was a friday night ♪
322
00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,653
♪ I wore cologne to
Get the feelin' right ♪
323
00:15:55,688 --> 00:15:57,321
♪ we started makin' out ♪
324
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,858
♪ and she took off my pants,
But then I turned on the tv ♪
325
00:16:00,894 --> 00:16:04,628
♪ and that's about the time
She walked away from me ♪
326
00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:06,675
♪ nobody likes you
When you're 23... ♪
327
00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:08,933
Germ! Germ!
328
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,935
What, is it too loud?
329
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:13,471
No. Uh, they're naked!
330
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,206
♪ what's my age again? ♪
331
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,707
♪ what's my age again? ♪
332
00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,076
Yeah, well, that's our gimmick
333
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,578
Until we can afford
Some costumes.
334
00:16:21,614 --> 00:16:23,725
♪ on the drive home,
I called her mom ♪
335
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:26,017
♪ from a pay phone... ♪
336
00:16:26,052 --> 00:16:29,019
Germ, come here! I have
Something to say to you.
337
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:31,054
You want me to pull the plug.
338
00:16:31,090 --> 00:16:33,224
Party's over. Everyone's
Got to go home.
339
00:16:33,259 --> 00:16:35,626
No, I'm going home!
340
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,261
Wait. What?
341
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:40,264
For some reason...
I don't know...
342
00:16:40,299 --> 00:16:42,577
The idea of a man playing naked
343
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,412
Just doesn't thrill me anymore,
344
00:16:44,436 --> 00:16:47,404
So, uh, I guess I'm
Trying to say I'm old,
345
00:16:47,439 --> 00:16:49,406
And I'm going to bed early.
346
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,408
You want to know why?
347
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:53,911
'cause I'm tired and
I've got a headache.
348
00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,513
Enjoy the pizza place,
Germ. She's all yours.
349
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,948
I quit!
350
00:16:57,984 --> 00:17:00,017
All right, but before you go,
351
00:17:00,052 --> 00:17:02,085
I'm going to be late tomorrow.
352
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,736
Hey.
353
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,905
Hey.
354
00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:22,239
Where's colette?
355
00:17:22,275 --> 00:17:23,774
Uh, she's gone.
356
00:17:23,810 --> 00:17:25,275
Really?
357
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,778
Yeah. Turns out we
Weren't as compatible
358
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:29,613
As I once thought...
359
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,626
You know, me being
From new jersey
360
00:17:31,650 --> 00:17:34,084
And her being a vile racist.
361
00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,986
You okay?
362
00:17:36,022 --> 00:17:38,923
Yeah. Yeah.
363
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,091
You know that guy
You were talking about,
364
00:17:41,126 --> 00:17:43,093
The one you said moved on?
365
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,696
Oh, you mean tommy
From the market.
366
00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,765
Yeah.
367
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,034
Has he really moved on?
368
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,603
Yeah. Yeah, he realized
That he would have
369
00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:54,783
Screwed up a great friendship
370
00:17:54,807 --> 00:17:57,218
Over something that
Wouldn't have worked out.
371
00:17:57,242 --> 00:18:00,744
He's probably right.
372
00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:03,413
That's a nice necklace,
But call me crazy...
373
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,916
I think it would
Work better as a ring.
374
00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:08,152
It's not that simple.
It's complicated.
375
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:10,487
There's a lot of
Things going on.
376
00:18:10,523 --> 00:18:13,491
Sharon, there's always
A lot of things going on.
377
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:16,660
I guess it doesn't matter.
Johnny's gone anyway, so...
378
00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,462
What do you mean?
379
00:18:18,497 --> 00:18:20,910
Sharon, he moved
Out of your apartment
380
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,900
Like a half-hour ago.
381
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,902
What? Where did he go?
382
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:27,004
He just took off.
383
00:18:27,039 --> 00:18:29,073
We got to go find him!
384
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,520
Why? You don't really
Want to marry him.
385
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,377
Yes, I do!
386
00:18:37,316 --> 00:18:39,049
You see?
387
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:41,419
It's not that complicated.
388
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:45,189
He didn't really
Move out, did he?
389
00:18:45,224 --> 00:18:46,857
How should I know?
390
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,560
I was busy driving adolf
Back to the airport.
391
00:18:56,835 --> 00:18:59,002
Hi.
392
00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:02,038
Got something I want
To talk to you about.
393
00:19:02,074 --> 00:19:04,419
I got something I
Want to tell you, too.
394
00:19:04,443 --> 00:19:06,811
I'd like my ring back.
395
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:09,112
What?
396
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:11,093
Seeing as how winter's
Right around the corner
397
00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:13,094
And we're not getting married,
398
00:19:13,118 --> 00:19:15,853
I'd like to get my snow
Blower out of hock.
399
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,856
Well, you can't have it.
400
00:19:18,891 --> 00:19:21,625
Fine.
401
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,562
Then I'm taking this clock.
402
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,230
Just give it... What?
403
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,799
Oh, god.
404
00:19:33,205 --> 00:19:36,573
Johnny, you're right.
405
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,087
You probably do deserve
Somebody better than me,
406
00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,257
But I want more than anything
407
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,581
For you to be my husband.
408
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,584
Will you marry me?
409
00:19:48,954 --> 00:19:51,321
Johnny?
410
00:19:53,459 --> 00:20:00,998
So... Now you're
Asking me to marry you.
411
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:06,370
What an interesting
Situation this is.
412
00:20:06,405 --> 00:20:09,574
Johnny... No, no, I'm torn.
413
00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,341
I mean, I love you,
414
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:14,345
But that's a beautiful clock.
415
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,682
Okay, listen. Come here.
416
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,456
You realize if I
Agree to marry you,
417
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,958
We have to actually get married?
418
00:20:27,993 --> 00:20:30,261
Yes.
419
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:34,331
Yes, period? Because I
Plan on telling people.
420
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:38,235
Yes.
421
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:42,106
Then yes.
422
00:20:45,945 --> 00:20:49,480
Oh, man, I should have
Let you twist in the wind
423
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:51,882
Just a while longer.
424
00:21:01,493 --> 00:21:03,460
Let's face it... I'm old.
425
00:21:03,495 --> 00:21:07,297
You're not old. They're young.
426
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:09,332
I want to be young.
427
00:21:09,368 --> 00:21:12,269
You are. Come on,
It's all relative.
428
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,838
At the hospital,
You never feel old.
429
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:18,842
That's because of all
The death and suffering.
430
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,511
Right, and at the hospital,
431
00:21:21,547 --> 00:21:23,847
You're seen as a young intern,
432
00:21:23,883 --> 00:21:25,315
Whereas at the pizza place,
433
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:27,851
You're just seen as a loser.
434
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:29,865
You have such a gentle way.
435
00:21:29,889 --> 00:21:32,823
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