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This is the story of two sisters,
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Jessica Tate
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and Mary Campbell.
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These are the Tates,
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and these are the Campbells.
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And this is Soap.
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May, I help you?
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Yeah, I'd like a girl.
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What kind of a girl?
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Filthy, I'd like
a really filthy girl.
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Fine, my name's Mr. Phil.
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I'll be your host
for the evening.
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Oh, hi.
Great to see you.
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My name is Brr... Buf... Buhhh...
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Bubba.
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Big ol' Bubba Brown.
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Fit as a fiddle and ready for...
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you know...
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Will this be cash or charge?
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Charge?
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We accept all
major credit cards, Mr. Brown.
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You're kiddin'.
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Well, we don't take Chevron,
but most anything else will do.
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That's good to know. That's
really, like, good to know.
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No, I'll go with a lot of cash.
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Let's see what I have.
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How about room four?
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Lovely room.
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Does it have a view?
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Yes.
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Uh, that's too lovely, no view.
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They're all the same price.
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Okay fine, I'll have
a dark room,
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a filthy girl and no view.
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How about room one?
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Sounds good, room one.
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Right over there.
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Great!
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It's ready right now.
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Great, great that it's ready,
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'cause I hate waitin' around
for lust and dirt.
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Well, enjoy.
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Yeah, well, great.
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Uh, I'm just gonna wait here
for a second.
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I got a friend comin' in here.
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We don't allow that,
only one to a room.
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Good to know,
that's good to know.
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More than one to a room,
I wouldn't even be here.
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That's too filthy.
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No, I'll just==
Let me just sit here,
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and kind of absorb how glad
I am I'm here, you know?
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Oh, herro.
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Ah-so, sushi, kimono.
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Come here, it's all right,
he's over here with me.
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Danny.
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Burt?
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Don't blow my cover.
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That's it?
That's your outfit?
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Yeah, pretty good, huh?
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That's the most ridiculous
outfit I ever saw.
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I can't believe you walked
around like that.
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Gimme a little credit, will ya?
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I drove.
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Drove?
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Drove what?
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Oh, the, uh...
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baghrr-hrr.
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What?
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The patrol car.
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The patrol...?!
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Shhhh.
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Keep cool.
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I can't believe that you drove
around in the patrol car,
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dressed like Jerry Lewis.
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I didn't drive it Burt,
I rode in the back seat.
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Chuck and Bob drove.
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Oh, that's much better.
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Excuse me,
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but, uh, just exactly
what did you have in mind?
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Ah, herro.
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Toyota, uh, Kawasaki, uh...
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Canon AE-1.
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Now, listen, give my friend
a dark room
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and an ugly girl and no view.
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Room two.
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Your friend's in room one.
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Are they connected?
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Why? Are you?
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Will I...? No, we'll take it.
No, thanks a lot.
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Come here, Danny.
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Now, listen to me. We meet
at Clancy's Bar in an hour.
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Jeez, I don't know
about this Burt.
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I'm pretty nervous.
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This is a whole new bag
of bananas for me.
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Danny, please.
You're a cop.
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You have to have nerves of ice!
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Huh?
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I'm talki" no emotion.
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Cold as steel.
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All right.
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You got it, Dan.
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Ready big fella?
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Aaah!
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Thanks, Burt.
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Herro.
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Herro?
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First five minutes
is 20 bucks extra,
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second five is 30 more,
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10 per minute after that.
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Take off your clothes,
assemble your devices,
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if that's your inclination.
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Lie down, shut up
and no smoking.
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Boy! Boot camp
was easier than this.
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If you are a member
of the police department,
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please state so now.
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Otherwise, you are
committing entrapment,
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which is illegal, unethical,
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and may I say,
off the record, tacky.
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I'm a deputy sheriff.
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Welcome to Hedley House.
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Hedley House was built in 1903
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and was the third building
constructed in Dunn's River.
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That's our tour for today.
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Thank you and good evening.
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Wait, wait.
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I'm not here to arrest you.
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I just wanna show you
some pictures.
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Hey, I'm not into that.
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But it's your money, you know.
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Oh, no.
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It's not what you think.
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These are pictures of me
and Sheriff Campbell
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in garter belts.
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Did you say garter belts?
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Yeah, as a matter of fact,
Sheriff Campbell
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is in the next room
interrogating a woman,
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this very second.
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Sounds like a happy man.
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Do you know a man named Tibbs?
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Tibbs?
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Tibbs, no, uh-uh.
No, never heard of him.
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Tibbs, uh, doesn't ring a bell.
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Wow! Look at the time.
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Hey, just hold on here, huh?
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You see, uh, me
and the sheriff are...
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You know, there's
the sheriff there.
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And that's me.
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And that's you.
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And this is...
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I don't know who that is,
but, uh... Hey!
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Well, thanks a lot for dropping
by with these, but I gotta run.
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Wait a minute, it's you.
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Look, it's late and I'm a candy
striper at the VA Hospital.
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I found you!
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Hey, Burt!
Burt, I found her!
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Look, buddy, I didn't know
you guys were cops.
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I don't care about that.
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He told us it was a photo layout
for Psychology Today.
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It doesn't matter.
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I was set up.
So were we.
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I thought you guys were actors,
you know, models.
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No, Tibbs drugged us.
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We were unconscious.
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No wonder you didn't respond.
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You just lay there smiling,
like a sleeping Scientologist.
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Tibbs is blackmailing us
with those.
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Please... will you help us?
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Do what?
Put him behind bars.
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I can't.
Why not?
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I just can't.
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Tibbs is like a father to me.
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If he knew that I squealed,
he'd kill me.
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Some father.
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I didn't say
he was Robert Young.
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What are you afraid of?
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Death. Pain and death.
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Look, uh...
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Gwen.
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Look, Gwen,
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you help me put him away,
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and I'll see to it that
he never bothers you again.
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It wouldn't work.
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He owns me.
He owns all of us.
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That's ridiculous.
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People can't own other people.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, he owns me.
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He's owned me
ever since I was 14.
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Help me put him away.
Free yourself.
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It can't be done.
You can't do it.
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He owns you too.
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No one owns me.
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And no one will, ever.
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Because I say so.
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Now, he may beat us
with this thing.
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I may end up the laughing stock
of this town,
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but no two-bit little pimp
is ever gonna own me.
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That was beautiful.
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Stupid, but beautiful.
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I'm sorry I wasted your time.
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Hey, look,
I really feel for you.
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I just don't know
what I could do.
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Come to the office tomorrow
at noon and make a des...
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Dipso...
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Deposition.
Right.
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Tibbs would shoot me on sight
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10 seconds after I left
your office.
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I'll give you complete
protection, round-the-clock.
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Look, Gwen,
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it's no concern of mine
how somebody makes a living
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as long as they don't hurt
anybody doing it,
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but this guy hurts people,
lots of people.
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Please testify.
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Noon?
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Thanks!
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See ya.
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Hey, um...
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Uh, Danny.
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Danny, uh, would you like a...?
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You still have
a few minutes left.
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I could give you a massage,
a real one, heh,
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if you'd like.
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Uh, no, no.
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I, hu... I better go tell
Sheriff Campbell the good news.
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On second thought,
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maybe I better just wait
in the lobby.
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Herro.
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Dutch, our chili
needs more meat.
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I know, but we can't
afford anymore.
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Hmm. Well,
that's too hot.
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I'm gonna put
some sour cream in it.
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Don't touch my chili!
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"My chili"?
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Well, I like that.
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Since when is it "my chili,"
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I could remember when
it was our chili.
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All right, our chili,
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but our chili is perfect,
so don't mess it up.
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Leave that alone.
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What do you think, Sandy?
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I wouldn't know.
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They didn't offer a course in
chili dogs at Le Cordon Bleu.
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Saunders, why are you using
our good china
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at an outdoor barbecue?
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Because you can't afford
paper plates.
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Daddy, why do we have to eat
outside anyway, like peasants?
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I'm afraid that's what we are,
princess.
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We've run out of money.
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But Mother has money just
sitting in a bank or somewhere.
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That's right,
but only she can withdraw it,
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and she's being held prisoner
in some jungle.
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Which makes it a little tough
to get to the bank.
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Well, this is ridiculous.
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There must be some way
to get money.
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There is an extreme method that
people have been known to use.
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It's called working.
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Don't you think
I want to work, Saunders,
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to earn my daily bread
by the sweat of my brow,
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to work and toil
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like all the little common men
across this great land of ours.
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But I'm an ex-con.
No one will hire me.
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How fortunate for you.
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The men appreciate you coming
out to the field, cookie.
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00:12:19,839 --> 00:12:21,840
We're tired of K rations.
265
00:12:21,841 --> 00:12:24,843
Hey, it's the least I can do for
the boys at the front, major.
266
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,345
Carry on.
267
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:33,351
You try some, Sandy.
268
00:12:33,352 --> 00:12:35,854
No, thank you.
I'll dine out.
269
00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:38,356
On what? You haven't been paid
in two weeks.
270
00:12:38,357 --> 00:12:41,360
Oh, I am judicious with money.
I've a tidy sum set by.
271
00:12:42,862 --> 00:12:44,363
Really.
272
00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,365
Saunders...
273
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,867
Yes.
274
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,369
I was wondering...
275
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:55,874
See, we're in a spot here,
and I was wondering if maybe...
276
00:12:55,875 --> 00:12:58,877
Well... you know what I mean.
277
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:00,880
No, I don't.
Clarify yourself.
278
00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:06,885
Well, I was wondering if
you could lend us some money.
279
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:10,389
Excuse me,
while I consider your request.
280
00:13:25,404 --> 00:13:26,905
Hi, Mary.
Where's Burt?
281
00:13:26,906 --> 00:13:30,408
He's out, you know, tracking
down the man who framed him,
282
00:13:30,409 --> 00:13:31,910
and trying to force him
to confess.
283
00:13:31,911 --> 00:13:33,411
Hopefully, he won't get killed.
284
00:13:33,412 --> 00:13:35,914
He said he would be by
after he did all that,
285
00:13:35,915 --> 00:13:37,917
or by 6:30,
whichever came first.
286
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,920
Here's the potato salad.
Thanks.
287
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:43,421
Mary, is that all you brought?
288
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:44,423
Potato salad?
289
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,931
Uh-oh, the party's over.
290
00:13:53,432 --> 00:13:56,434
Ooh, I'm sorry.
I guess I came at a bad time.
291
00:13:56,435 --> 00:13:58,436
I didn't mean to interrupt
your barbecue...
292
00:13:58,437 --> 00:13:59,438
Leslie.
293
00:14:00,940 --> 00:14:01,940
Hi.
294
00:14:01,941 --> 00:14:03,942
We haven't met.
I'm Annie.
295
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,946
That's Leslie, the young woman
who was trying to kill my son.
296
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:10,949
Hi, nice to meet you.
297
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:13,952
It's nice to meet you too.
Are you a relative?
298
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,955
No, a tramp.
299
00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:22,961
Hey, what do you got
in that there box?
300
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,963
Another one of those bombs
that don't go off?
301
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,465
There's a rattlesnake in here!
302
00:14:27,466 --> 00:14:29,467
Mm-hmm.
303
00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:32,470
Look, I really just came
to see Billy,
304
00:14:32,471 --> 00:14:34,973
so just go ahead with your
party and don't mind me.
305
00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,474
He's not in at the moment.
306
00:14:36,475 --> 00:14:38,977
He's out rescuing his mother.
307
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:41,479
From revolutionaries
on a Caribbean island.
308
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:43,481
Oh, nuts.
309
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:44,515
Yeah.
310
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,751
And I had such a great plan.
311
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,319
I was gonna give this to him.
312
00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:50,321
I was gonna say
let's forgive and forget.
313
00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:51,823
And then he was
gonna open it up.
314
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:54,492
And the rattlesnake was
gonna jump out at him!
315
00:14:54,493 --> 00:14:57,562
Wouldn't that have been great?
316
00:14:57,563 --> 00:15:01,567
Leslie, you have just got to
develop some other interests.
317
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,070
It took me weeks
to find a rattlesnake.
318
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,573
I looked all over,
nobody has any.
319
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:12,744
Well, I... I guess
that's not your problem.
320
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,313
It's been really nice
talking to you, Mrs. Campbell.
321
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:16,815
Yeah.
322
00:15:18,817 --> 00:15:22,320
Well, once again,
I-I'm sorry for bothering you.
323
00:15:22,321 --> 00:15:24,322
See you soon.
324
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:25,823
And don't try to follow me!
325
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:28,326
I've got a gun
and a hand grenade!
326
00:15:30,329 --> 00:15:31,829
Hey, Mare. Hi, everybody.
327
00:15:31,830 --> 00:15:33,331
Oh, Burt, she was just here.
328
00:15:33,332 --> 00:15:34,332
She was?
329
00:15:34,333 --> 00:15:35,833
Quick, get her.
330
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:38,336
I'm goin', I'm goin'!
Who, what, when, where?
331
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:39,837
Just now, Burt. Just now.
332
00:15:39,838 --> 00:15:40,838
Who just now?
Who just now?
333
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:42,340
Leslie.
334
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:44,342
I don't believe it.
You just let her get away?
335
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,343
That's it?
Which way did she go?
336
00:15:45,344 --> 00:15:47,845
It's too late now, Burt.
337
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,347
Can it be true?
338
00:15:49,348 --> 00:15:52,850
General Doolittle in the flesh?
339
00:15:52,851 --> 00:15:55,353
Forgive my informalities, sir,
340
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,355
but may I join
the rest of America
341
00:15:57,356 --> 00:16:00,358
and congratulate you
on that daring raid on Tokyo?
342
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:01,360
It was nothing.
343
00:16:03,362 --> 00:16:07,365
You lifted the morale of every
fighting man in the Pacific.
344
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:10,368
You taught us the real meaning
of the word "Yank."
345
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,871
Hey, come and get it.
346
00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,882
Hey, uh, what's the occasion?
347
00:16:24,883 --> 00:16:25,883
Dinner.
348
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:26,884
Oh.
349
00:16:29,888 --> 00:16:30,889
Whoa!
350
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,408
Did I get it?
351
00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:54,412
Yes, you did.
352
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:55,413
In case you were afraid
353
00:16:55,414 --> 00:16:58,416
my big toe posed
any threat to you...
354
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:00,419
rest assured, you got that too.
355
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,922
Hey, Chester, I mean,
I'm really sorry.
356
00:17:04,923 --> 00:17:09,427
You know, it... really
hasn't dawned on me yet.
357
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,428
I've been shot!
358
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:11,929
Help me!
Okay.
359
00:17:11,930 --> 00:17:13,431
Help me!
All right. Come on.
360
00:17:13,432 --> 00:17:14,432
Somebody help me!
361
00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:15,933
I'll get you to a hospital.
362
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:18,436
Oh, Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
363
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,155
Hi.
364
00:17:37,156 --> 00:17:39,157
Oh, buenas noches.
365
00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:40,658
De nada.
366
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,661
Please come and have a seat.
367
00:17:49,168 --> 00:17:50,668
Thank you.
368
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:53,171
You know, I tried to get
a message to your home
369
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,672
in Connecticut, America,
370
00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:56,674
but I don't know if I succeed.
371
00:17:56,675 --> 00:17:58,176
The man I sent never came back.
372
00:17:58,177 --> 00:18:01,179
You mean, you sent a man
to Con-nect-i-cot?
373
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:04,182
Oh, no, I sent him to
the village, to Western Union,
374
00:18:04,183 --> 00:18:05,683
but...
375
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,685
Oh, he'll come back, I'm sure.
376
00:18:07,686 --> 00:18:10,188
I hope.
377
00:18:10,189 --> 00:18:11,689
I pray he comes back.
378
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,191
Don't worry, really,
379
00:18:13,192 --> 00:18:16,194
everything is going
to turn out just fine.
380
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:18,696
Well, it's just that
I'm a little upset.
381
00:18:18,697 --> 00:18:19,697
Why?
382
00:18:19,698 --> 00:18:21,699
Well, the CIA,
they promised to come
383
00:18:21,700 --> 00:18:23,701
and help us overthrow
the government here,
384
00:18:23,702 --> 00:18:25,503
and they're late.
I don't know where they are!
385
00:18:26,705 --> 00:18:28,706
Maybe they got stuck in traffic.
386
00:18:28,707 --> 00:18:30,208
I don't know.
387
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,210
I just hope this doesn't
turn out to be
388
00:18:32,211 --> 00:18:33,711
another Bay of Pigs here.
389
00:18:33,712 --> 00:18:34,712
Oh, I'll tell you that.
390
00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:37,715
A Bay of Pigs.
391
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:39,717
Wouldn't that be terrible?
392
00:18:39,718 --> 00:18:41,219
No, I think
it'd be kind of cute.
393
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:43,221
I mean, a whole bay
full of little pigs,
394
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,723
all oinking and swimming around.
395
00:18:45,724 --> 00:18:47,725
Jessica, you are wonderful.
396
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:48,726
Oh.
Yes! Yes, you are.
397
00:18:48,727 --> 00:18:50,728
You're wonderful to try
to cheer me up
398
00:18:50,729 --> 00:18:52,731
with your wonderful
American sense of humor.
399
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,234
Oh.
400
00:18:57,236 --> 00:18:59,737
You know, I was thinking,
401
00:18:59,738 --> 00:19:01,739
why don't I give all this up?
402
00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:05,743
Sure, my men and I can always go
back to our marimba band again.
403
00:19:05,744 --> 00:19:07,746
What do I need this for?
404
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:10,749
It's something you believe in.
405
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:14,752
Jessica, don't leave.
406
00:19:14,753 --> 00:19:16,754
I won't.
407
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:19,757
You won't let me.
408
00:19:19,758 --> 00:19:22,760
Oh, no, I mean tonight,
don't leave.
409
00:19:22,761 --> 00:19:24,763
Stay with me in my tent.
410
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,768
Oh, El!
411
00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,272
I don't, uh...
412
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:35,774
think I could do that.
413
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,777
No, Jessica, don't.
Please don't misunderstand,
414
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:40,778
It's just that I...
415
00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,280
I... I... I worry about you.
416
00:19:42,281 --> 00:19:44,782
I stay up all night thinking
about you in your tent alone
417
00:19:44,783 --> 00:19:46,784
with the mosquitoes
and the Gila monsters and...
418
00:19:46,785 --> 00:19:48,286
Monsters?
419
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,789
You mean, you have
monsters here?
420
00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:52,790
Oh, Jessica...
421
00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:53,791
Whoo!
422
00:19:53,792 --> 00:19:55,793
Please stay with me tonight.
423
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:57,796
This could be
our last night together.
424
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:15,314
Here we are.
425
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:26,824
Now, I...
426
00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:29,327
I just...
427
00:20:29,328 --> 00:20:30,328
fluff up your pillows,
428
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:32,296
and everything is perfect.
429
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:33,965
Uh, I...
430
00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:35,733
Would you like another blanket?
431
00:20:35,734 --> 00:20:37,301
Oh, no, no, no blanket.
432
00:20:37,302 --> 00:20:38,369
No blanket.
433
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,370
I, uh...
434
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:40,371
What about a book to read?
435
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:42,373
Ah, yes, yes, yes.
Here we have...
436
00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,376
El Mundo en la Opinión de Garp.
437
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,145
Well, uh...
438
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:50,648
if there's anything
that you need or want,
439
00:20:50,649 --> 00:20:52,650
I'll be right over here.
440
00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:54,219
El?
Huh?
441
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:58,623
I thought, um...
442
00:20:58,624 --> 00:20:59,824
What?
443
00:20:59,825 --> 00:21:02,159
Nothing. Nothing.
444
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:06,230
No, what my little
piña colada? Tell me.
445
00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:10,234
Well, you see,
I thought we were going to...
446
00:21:10,235 --> 00:21:12,236
share this tent.
447
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,738
Yes, we are.
448
00:21:13,739 --> 00:21:14,739
I'll be right over here.
449
00:21:14,740 --> 00:21:17,241
Uh, El...
450
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,243
what I meant was...
451
00:21:19,244 --> 00:21:22,246
when you said that you
wanted me in your tent,
452
00:21:22,247 --> 00:21:25,750
I thought that you meant you...
453
00:21:25,751 --> 00:21:28,753
wanted me in your tent.
454
00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:30,755
Oh. Oh, m-me.
455
00:21:30,756 --> 00:21:33,257
Oh, n-no, never. You?
456
00:21:33,258 --> 00:21:35,760
But, my Madonna...
457
00:21:35,761 --> 00:21:37,261
No, no, no, no, no, no.
458
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,763
No, no, no.
459
00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,765
May the federales
amputate my hands
460
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,767
if ever I dare to touch...
461
00:21:42,768 --> 00:21:46,771
No, no, no, no.
Never, my Jessica, never!
462
00:21:46,772 --> 00:21:48,272
Never?
463
00:21:48,273 --> 00:21:50,775
Nnn... Nnn-nn...
464
00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:53,778
Not...
465
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,280
until we marry.
466
00:22:00,285 --> 00:22:01,786
I see.
467
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,837
Now that Danny's found a
hooker who will testify against Tibbs,
468
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:21,839
will she be afraidto open her mouth?
469
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,341
Now that Jessica found out
470
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,643
the revolutionmay last 72 years,
471
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,712
will she haveher charge account switched?
472
00:22:27,713 --> 00:22:29,714
Now that the Tatesare out of cash,
473
00:22:29,715 --> 00:22:31,716
will Chester sell his sweaters?
474
00:22:31,717 --> 00:22:33,217
Will Billy ever find Jessica?
475
00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:35,820
Will anyone ever find Billy?
476
00:22:35,821 --> 00:22:38,389
These questions and many otherswill be answered
477
00:22:38,390 --> 00:22:40,892
in the next episode of Soap.
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