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( bell rings )
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* When l wake up in the morningand the alarm gives out a warning *
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* l don't think l'll evermake it on time *
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* By the time l grab my booksand l give myself a look *
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* l'm at the corner just in timeto see the bus fly by *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell *
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* lf the teacher pops a test,l know l'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ateall my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,she won't know that l'm there *
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* lf l can hand it in tomorrowit'll be all right *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the-- *
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* lt's all right, 'cause l'm savedby the-- *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the bell. *
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lt's Homecoming Week,
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and Bayside is getting ready
for the big game against Valley.
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l don't like to knock our team,
but last year
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their band scored
a touchdown against us.
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Hey guys, you got anything here
for your star quarterback?
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Life insurance.
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We haven't beaten
Valley in 22 years.
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23, but who's counting?
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Slater, you've got
to promise you'll win.
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Yeah, l'm sick of hearing
Valley's victory cheer.
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''We won, l'm sure.
We won, get real.
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Valley's the best.
Like forever's the deal.''
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Well, you know, guys,
we're gonna, like,
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totally destroy those
Valley dudes, ya know.
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And it's gonna be really,
really gnarly.
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lt'll be gnarly if we
sell these tiger tails.
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l've got an idea. lf you attach
the hat to the tails,
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attach the hat
to our star quarterback here...
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Well, you have a stroke
of marketing genius.
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Wait a minute.
l look stupid in this.
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Hey, no problem.
We'll just cover the stupid part.
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That's a good idea.
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Hey guys. The truth--
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- how do l look?
- Full of cheer.
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l'm serious.
l want to be Queen.
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Well, we'll let you know
if anything happens to Princess Di.
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l'm talking about
Homecoming Queen.
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Come on,
you're a shoo-in.
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Guys bribe teachers
just to sit beside you in class.
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What if they found out
l wear a retainer at night?
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How is anyone going to find out
you wear a retainer?
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Wanna join
our retainer club?
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( whistling )
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Screech, what are you
so happy about?
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Look at this face.
Tell me what you see.
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Proof that there's life
on other planets.
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No, besides that.
Look closer.
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All l see is a big zit.
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Yeah, isn't it great?!
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lt's my first.
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Say hi to Murray.
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l hope Murray and you
are very happy together.
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( bell rings )
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What's he doing?
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Zit gazing.
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How gross.
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Lisa, l'm sailing
on my voyage to manhood.
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- Care to come aboard?
- l'd rather be eaten by a shark.
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This is chemistry class,
not ''Love Connection.''
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lf you don't finish
your experiments,
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l'll have to experiment
with your grades.
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Just about finished,
Mr. Bennett.
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- Right, Screech?
- Uh, right, Screech.
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l mean, Mr. Bennet.
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Just have to add
a dash of that...
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And as we watch,
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the solution
should solidify into...
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Both:
A malt for the Homecoming Queen.
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- l was first.
- ln your dreams, Preppie.
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- Hey, get lost.
- You get--
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Guys, l'll drink both of them,
thank you.
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How do you like my hair?
ls it better up or down?
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Give us a break.
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Up. l think it accentuates
your high cheekbones
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and reveals
your swan-like neck.
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- You really think so?
- Well, l like your hair down.
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l think it brings out
your mysterious eyes.
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Good point.
l'll wear it down.
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Hey, what does
Slater know about hair?
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He styles his hair hanging out
of the school bus window.
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Yeah, well, Preppie here had
to kill three moose
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to get his hair like that.
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- Yeah, well...
- Well, what?
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Hi, guys.
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Hey look,
Suzie dyed her hair.
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Wow, she looks great.
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Yeah, but not as good as Muffin
looks in that mini-skirt.
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Slater:
Yeah, she does.
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lf you two stare any harder,
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your eyes
are gonna pop out like Slinkys.
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Hey Kelly, aren't Suzie
and Muffin the other finalists
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for Homecoming Queen?
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How would l know?
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You've got nothing
to worry about.
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Next to you,
they're puppy chow.
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Yeah, l wouldn't give those two
bow-wows a second look.
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Nah.
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Zack, quick,
you've got to help me.
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My worst nightmare
has come true.
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You found out
Alf was a puppet?
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He is?
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Worse than that!
My pimples disappeared.
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Murray's gone.
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You're right.
Murray's history.
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Zack, you've got
to help me.
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- l'm just a boy again.
- Screech, it's normal.
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Pimples go away
by themselves all the time.
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ln two hours?
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Well, maybe fast food
gives you fast pimples.
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Did you
wash your face today?
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Why would l do that
during the week?
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Did you put anything else
on your face today?
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Only my chemistry experiment.
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Screech, we might've stumbled upon
the invention of a century--
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a blemish cream
that really works.
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Hey, kids everywhere
would pay a fortune.
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- Adults, too.
- Yeah.
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lt could work
wonders for Gorbachev.
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lt's sort of like
an acne Glasnost.
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Hey, but we gotta
put the cream to a test.
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We gotta find a kid
with just the right skin.
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Both:
''Crater-face'' Coburn.
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- Let's go find him.
- Let's go get him.
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Aren't you done yet?
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Hey, l can't go any faster,
Crater-face.
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You've got too many
speed bumps.
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Do you really think
this stuff will work?
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- Worked on me.
- No it didn't. You're still here.
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( gasping laughter )
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Hey, hey, hey,
come on, guys, quit it.
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All right, Charlie. You're done.
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All right, now what about
my 10 bucks?
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Oh yeah.
Here you go.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Jason Bateman's
not on a $10 bill.
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Oh, you noticed.
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Cash.
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What's this?
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You get the other half when you
come back tomorrow before school.
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And not a word to anybody.
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Come on, Kelly.
We're gonna be late for school.
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l'm not going.l'm never coming out, ever.
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Kelly, it's just a pimple.
lt's not the end of the world.
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That's easy for you to say.
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You don't have a lightbulbattached to the end of your nose.
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Oh my gosh, Jessie.
lt's George Michael's new video.
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- He's in bikini briefs.
- l love George Michael.
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But this is George Jetson.
Creeps.
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Now can we go?
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l'm not going to school with this
thing on the end of my nose.
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Let me take a look at it.
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Kelly, there's barely
anything there.
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lt looks like a freckle.
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lt may look like a freckle now,
but by the end of the day
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l'll look like
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
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Fine,
then you lead the way.
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Guys, this is serious.
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Today's the Homecoming Parade.
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Hear ye, hear ye,
your attention please.
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The Homecoming finalists
have arrived.
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Wow.
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Quite a headlight
you've got there, Kelly.
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What happened to Kelly?
She used to be such a pretty girl.
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You mean Big Red?
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Gee, Slater. ls that the same girl
we used to fight over?
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You gotta admit it, Preppie,
she can still light up a room.
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Don't you guys understand?
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l've never won anything
before in my life.
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Kelly, you're overreacting.
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Look, this is my mom's crown from
when she won Homecoming Queen.
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l want to make her
proud of me.
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You don't have to win a contest
to make your parents proud.
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Well, maybe not.
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But if l win, l could be in
the Kapowski spotlight for once.
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With seven kids in the family,
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it's not often
you get to feel special.
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Hey, you're not getting any votes
staying home. So, let's go.
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But what about
my Rudolph nose?
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No one is going to notice.
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Kelly, want to do something
about that unsightly blemish?
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Try new ''Zit-Off.''
Free demonstration by the locker.
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l thought you said
no one would notice.
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No one did notice.
Will you look?
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Ladies and gentleman,
boys and girls...
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hey, anyone with money.
Well, step right up.
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The amazing pimple
demonstration is about to begin.
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Now, you say you're tired
of those unwelcome blemishes?
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Well, l've got
the product for you--
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''Zit-Off,''
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the one-stop shop
for all your acne needs.
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00:10:03,383 --> 00:10:06,443
Cut to the chase, Preppie.
Let's see how it works.
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Just simply dab a little
''Zit Off'' on the problem areas,
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and watch those embarrassing bumps
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disappear
before your very eyes.
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00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:20,096
Come on, this is a rip-off.
His face is clear to start with.
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All: Yeah!
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But this is the before,
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and this is the after.
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ls that Crater-face Coburn?
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ln the new,
smooth aerodynamic model.
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No way.
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00:10:39,352 --> 00:10:42,082
Hey look, Preppie here
just hired some look-alike
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with a good complexion
to fool us.
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All: Yeah!
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Charles,
give the man some lD.
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( gasping laugh )
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Now, just $15 separates you
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from the complexion
you've always dreamed about.
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All major credit cards accepted.
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Zack: Whoa!
All right, all right.
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00:11:11,517 --> 00:11:13,917
And how many tubes
can l get for you?
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l'll take them all.
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Sorry, the limit's six.
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00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:20,319
But l think we can make a special
arrangement in your case.
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Let's haul your case
into my office.
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00:11:24,797 --> 00:11:26,355
Now!
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You know, Zack, l have had it
up to here with your antics.
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And l'm a tall guy.
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00:11:38,978 --> 00:11:42,243
Yes, you are, sir.
Hey, l've always looked up to you.
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00:11:42,281 --> 00:11:44,875
Put a hold on the bootlicking.
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- Holding, sir.
- This time you have gone too far,
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turning Bayside into your own
personal blemish bazaar.
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00:11:52,091 --> 00:11:54,082
Now who's your
cohort in crime, here?
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Me sir, Crater-face.
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Get out of town!
You're kidding.
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Chuckle, Charlie.
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( gasping laugh )
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Wow, it is you, Charlie.
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lt is a miracle.
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Yes.
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00:12:11,310 --> 00:12:14,279
But it's a shame that more kids
won't have the opportunity
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for a crater-free life.
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00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:18,312
Sorry, Morris,
but not on my turf.
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00:12:18,351 --> 00:12:21,377
But we'd set up dispensers next
to all the candy machines.
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00:12:21,421 --> 00:12:23,787
Of course the school will
receive half of the proceeds.
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00:12:23,823 --> 00:12:25,552
No sale.
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00:12:25,591 --> 00:12:27,582
But we've even
name it after you.
244
00:12:27,627 --> 00:12:31,256
We'd call it, ''Beldasil.''
245
00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:36,399
''Beldasil.''
That has a nice ring to it.
246
00:12:36,436 --> 00:12:39,098
Sleep on it, sir. We'll work out
the details in the morning.
247
00:12:39,138 --> 00:12:43,336
No, l think we'll work out
the details at 3:30.
248
00:12:43,376 --> 00:12:45,435
See you in detention.
249
00:12:45,478 --> 00:12:49,278
Take ''Babyface''
here with you.
250
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:52,908
Beldasil.
251
00:13:03,729 --> 00:13:07,165
Zack, l heard Belding
came down hard on you.
252
00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:09,896
Well, it was your basic
give-and-take conference.
253
00:13:09,936 --> 00:13:13,030
He gave me detention
and l took it.
254
00:13:14,107 --> 00:13:16,598
Did he take away
all that cream you were selling?
255
00:13:16,642 --> 00:13:20,100
l managed to save a few
for an oily day.
256
00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:23,881
Zack, you're a life saver.
Can l have one?
257
00:13:23,916 --> 00:13:25,577
l'll pay any price you ask.
258
00:13:26,586 --> 00:13:29,077
This is the stuff
dreams are made of.
259
00:13:30,590 --> 00:13:32,751
But Kelly, your skin is perfect.
260
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:35,556
lt's not for me,
it's for a-- a friend.
261
00:13:35,595 --> 00:13:38,291
Actually, a friend of a friend
who swore me to secrecy.
262
00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:40,322
l see. Tell you what,
263
00:13:40,366 --> 00:13:42,391
your ''friend'' sounds
pretty desperate.
264
00:13:42,435 --> 00:13:44,995
Just give her this and we'll figure
out a way to pay me later.
265
00:13:45,037 --> 00:13:46,561
Thanks, Zack.
l owe you a big one.
266
00:13:46,606 --> 00:13:49,336
- l mean, for my friend.
- Right.
267
00:13:50,443 --> 00:13:55,107
Once Kelly's ''friend'' tries out
the cream, she'll be mine forever.
268
00:13:55,148 --> 00:13:59,084
This is turning out to be
a pretty decent day after all.
269
00:13:59,118 --> 00:14:00,847
Zack, you've gotta help me!
270
00:14:03,589 --> 00:14:05,580
Screech, what did you do
to your face?
271
00:14:05,625 --> 00:14:08,492
- You look like a raspberry pizza.
- lt's the ''Zit-Off.''
272
00:14:08,528 --> 00:14:11,827
Something must happen
when it homogenizes.
273
00:14:13,432 --> 00:14:16,094
Whatever it touches,
it turns maroon.
274
00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:18,433
Well, did you try
scrubbing it off?
275
00:14:18,471 --> 00:14:22,464
l've even tried
running through a car wash.
276
00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:24,840
l think it's cream-burn.
277
00:14:24,877 --> 00:14:27,107
Screech, tell me you're joking.
278
00:14:27,146 --> 00:14:30,013
My whole future
is riding on your face.
279
00:14:30,049 --> 00:14:32,279
Fasten your seatbelt,
280
00:14:32,318 --> 00:14:34,650
it's going
to be a bumpy ride.
281
00:14:40,393 --> 00:14:43,521
Screech, we've got to find Kelly
before she tries out that cream.
282
00:14:43,563 --> 00:14:45,758
Would you get your
tail out here?
283
00:14:45,798 --> 00:14:48,562
- Come on.
- lt's not easy, Zack.
284
00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:51,126
These stripes
are making me dizzy.
285
00:14:52,471 --> 00:14:55,565
How long do l have to keep
this mascot outfit on anyway?
286
00:14:55,608 --> 00:14:57,599
Until your face
turns back to normal
287
00:14:57,643 --> 00:15:00,043
or we're safely
in another country.
288
00:15:00,079 --> 00:15:03,515
Zack, that ''Zit-Off'' worked great.
lt dried up my skin in a second.
289
00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:05,813
lt's a miracle.
Zack, you're gonna be famous.
290
00:15:05,851 --> 00:15:08,786
- Thanks, man.
- Yeah, you bet.
291
00:15:08,821 --> 00:15:10,812
Yeah, l'm gonna be
famous all right.
292
00:15:10,856 --> 00:15:14,189
''Student attacked by blotchy,
maroon mob. Film at 11 :00.''
293
00:15:15,628 --> 00:15:18,392
What channel?
l'll stay up and watch.
294
00:15:22,568 --> 00:15:25,503
Zack, you're the best.
The cream worked like a charm.
295
00:15:25,538 --> 00:15:27,938
You mean your ''friend''
used it already?
296
00:15:27,974 --> 00:15:30,602
Okay, no more lies.
There was no friend.
297
00:15:30,643 --> 00:15:33,476
The cream was for me. l had this
thing on the end of my nose
298
00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:35,980
and well, it doesn't really
matter now, 'cause it's gone,
299
00:15:36,015 --> 00:15:38,984
and l have you to thank.
Maybe we can go out this weekend?
300
00:15:39,018 --> 00:15:40,212
See a movie?
301
00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:44,053
Yeah, that'd be great.
Anyplace that's dark.
302
00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:47,059
l'm a dead man, Screech.
303
00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,993
By tomorrow morning
most of Bayside
304
00:15:49,028 --> 00:15:51,462
and the girl of my dreams
will have maroon faces.
305
00:15:51,497 --> 00:15:53,089
Maybe no one will notice.
306
00:15:53,132 --> 00:15:55,726
l think that tiger's head
is frying your brain.
307
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:58,328
Why are you still wearing
that stupid thing anyway?
308
00:15:58,371 --> 00:16:01,135
You told me to keep it on
so no one would see my face.
309
00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:03,437
ln school,
not my bedroom.
310
00:16:03,476 --> 00:16:07,105
Like l'm supposed
to read between the lines.
311
00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:14,849
Screech, your face--
it's back to normal.
312
00:16:14,887 --> 00:16:17,447
Don't toy
with my emotions, Zack.
313
00:16:17,490 --> 00:16:21,756
Under this gruff maroon exterior
is a bucket of sensitivity.
314
00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,056
No.
315
00:16:23,095 --> 00:16:24,585
Look.
316
00:16:24,630 --> 00:16:28,361
- l'm whole again! Yahoo!
- This is great.
317
00:16:28,401 --> 00:16:31,234
Hey, that means the maroon-ness
is only temporary.
318
00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:34,967
l won't have to join
the Peace Corps. Yes!
319
00:16:35,007 --> 00:16:37,032
But the Homecoming Rally
is tomorrow.
320
00:16:37,076 --> 00:16:39,567
What about Kelly?
321
00:16:39,612 --> 00:16:43,207
l'm down, but l'm not out.
322
00:16:43,249 --> 00:16:46,810
l just have to figure out a way
to hide Kelly's face for one day.
323
00:16:47,953 --> 00:16:50,080
( knocking on door )
324
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:57,190
Zack, what are
you doing here?
325
00:16:58,230 --> 00:17:01,222
Kelly, there's something
important l have to tell you.
326
00:17:01,267 --> 00:17:05,067
- What is it?
- Oh, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly.
327
00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:07,504
You know when we're in college
we're going to laugh about this.
328
00:17:07,540 --> 00:17:10,065
Hey, so why don't we start now?
( laughs )
329
00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:13,476
Zack,
what is it?
330
00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:15,503
Well...
331
00:17:15,548 --> 00:17:18,483
the ''Zit-Off'' removes pimples,
then it turns your face maroon,
332
00:17:18,517 --> 00:17:21,418
but it's only temporary and a day
later it goes away and you're fine.
333
00:17:21,454 --> 00:17:23,217
l knew you'd take it well.
See ya.
334
00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:24,847
Zack.
335
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:27,552
Are you saying my face
is gonna turn maroon?
336
00:17:27,593 --> 00:17:31,085
Not your whole face.
Just where you put the cream.
337
00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,691
- Where did you put the cream?
- Well, here, here, and here.
338
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,294
- That's all?
- Then l rubbed it all over.
339
00:17:37,336 --> 00:17:40,237
Boy, that was stupid.
340
00:17:40,272 --> 00:17:42,502
When is this
supposed to happen?
341
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:45,169
- Tomorrow.
- Tomorrow?!
342
00:17:45,211 --> 00:17:47,406
How could you do this to me?
343
00:17:47,446 --> 00:17:49,437
Tomorrow they're picking
the Homecoming Queen.
344
00:17:49,482 --> 00:17:51,473
Zack, you're a--
you're a--
345
00:17:51,517 --> 00:17:53,417
you're something
really, really bad.
346
00:17:53,452 --> 00:17:55,852
l didn't twist your arm
to use that cream.
347
00:17:55,888 --> 00:17:57,753
You're the prettiest girl
in school.
348
00:17:57,790 --> 00:18:00,691
So what if you're slightly
less than perfect for a day or two?
349
00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:03,354
Hey, lately, it seems
all you care about is how you look.
350
00:18:05,030 --> 00:18:07,828
Zack, l can't believe
you just said that.
351
00:18:07,867 --> 00:18:10,768
Pretend it was Slater.
352
00:18:12,838 --> 00:18:15,739
Zack, you've turned
my face maroon.
353
00:18:15,775 --> 00:18:18,608
You've ruined my chances
of becoming Homecoming Queen.
354
00:18:18,644 --> 00:18:22,239
l want you out of my room
and out of my life, now!
355
00:18:24,450 --> 00:18:27,681
- Are we still on for the weekend?
- Out!
356
00:18:31,257 --> 00:18:33,225
And now for a word
from our captain.
357
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:38,691
Thanks.
358
00:18:38,731 --> 00:18:41,700
Well, guys,
all l've got to say is this--
359
00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:45,397
surf's up, Valley,
'cause the Tigers are on the prowl!
360
00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:46,996
Yeah!
361
00:18:47,039 --> 00:18:50,236
We're gonna maul you! Yeah!
362
00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,705
Like, for sure.
363
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,572
Okay, we've just tallied
the votes for Homecoming Queen.
364
00:18:58,617 --> 00:19:01,085
Second runner-up is...
365
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:02,951
Muffin Sangria!
366
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,791
And first runner-up...
367
00:19:10,830 --> 00:19:12,821
Susie Van Feyk!
368
00:19:18,237 --> 00:19:20,501
And now for our
Homecoming Queen,
369
00:19:20,539 --> 00:19:24,737
the girl who has school spirit
written all over her face,
370
00:19:24,777 --> 00:19:26,608
Kelly Kapowski!
371
00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:29,842
( cheering )
372
00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:35,753
Hi. Thanks everybody,
for making me your Queen,
373
00:19:35,788 --> 00:19:38,484
even though l look like this.
374
00:19:38,524 --> 00:19:41,721
Well, how about
a little Bayside cheer?
375
00:19:44,563 --> 00:19:46,087
( beat-boxing )
376
00:19:48,701 --> 00:19:50,692
* Check this out,
we've got something to say *
377
00:19:50,736 --> 00:19:53,170
* About the tigers from Bayside,
gonna rule the day *
378
00:19:53,205 --> 00:19:55,196
* So clap your hands,
and stomp your feet *
379
00:19:55,241 --> 00:19:57,937
* Hey, we got school spirit,
we can't be beat. *
380
00:19:57,977 --> 00:19:59,968
All: * Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *
381
00:20:00,012 --> 00:20:02,139
* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *
382
00:20:02,181 --> 00:20:04,445
* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *
383
00:20:04,483 --> 00:20:06,474
* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *
384
00:20:06,519 --> 00:20:08,612
* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *
385
00:20:08,654 --> 00:20:10,849
* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *
386
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:12,881
* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *
387
00:20:12,925 --> 00:20:15,223
* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *
388
00:20:15,261 --> 00:20:17,252
* Beat, ba-beat,
ba-buh-buh-buh-beat, beat *
389
00:20:17,296 --> 00:20:20,356
* Beat, ba-beat, ba-buh-buh-buh
beat, go Bayside! *
390
00:20:20,399 --> 00:20:23,334
( cheering )
391
00:20:23,369 --> 00:20:24,802
Go Bayside!
392
00:20:24,837 --> 00:20:26,668
Yeah!
393
00:20:30,009 --> 00:20:34,241
Zack, Zack, Zack,
l got to hand it to you,
394
00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:37,044
having the students paint their
faces to show school spirit
395
00:20:37,082 --> 00:20:41,314
was, well, it takes my
b-b-b-breath away.
396
00:20:41,353 --> 00:20:42,411
( laughs )
397
00:20:42,454 --> 00:20:45,423
Sure you don't want to join us, sir,
and paint your face maroon?
398
00:20:45,457 --> 00:20:47,357
l'm with you in spirit, Zack.
399
00:20:47,393 --> 00:20:50,726
But l am the principal
and l think that for me...
400
00:20:52,464 --> 00:20:54,955
it would be
just a little rash.
401
00:20:56,969 --> 00:21:00,370
Zack, l want to apologize.
402
00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:02,340
You were right about me.
403
00:21:02,374 --> 00:21:04,899
l got so wrapped up
in becoming Homecoming Queen,
404
00:21:04,944 --> 00:21:08,004
l became a royal pain.
Thanks for helping me win.
405
00:21:08,047 --> 00:21:10,743
Hey, a little Bayside war paint
goes a long way.
406
00:21:10,783 --> 00:21:12,774
Thanks.
407
00:21:15,788 --> 00:21:18,382
Oh, since you won't be around
to see the rest of the game,
408
00:21:18,424 --> 00:21:20,255
l'll tell you what happened.
409
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:21,691
Valley was so terrified
410
00:21:21,727 --> 00:21:24,389
at the sightof all those maroon faces,
411
00:21:24,430 --> 00:21:27,194
that they fumbledthe opening kickoff
412
00:21:27,232 --> 00:21:29,996
and Slater scoredthe only touchdown.
413
00:21:30,035 --> 00:21:32,367
The Tigers won
seven to nothing.
414
00:21:32,404 --> 00:21:35,862
Go B-b-b-Bayside!
Whoo!
415
00:21:45,651 --> 00:21:48,449
( instrumentaltheme music plays )
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