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( bell rings )
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* When l wake up in the morningand the alarm gives out a warning *
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* l don't think l'll evermake it on time *
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* By the time l grab my booksand l give myself a look *
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* l'm at the corner just in timeto see the bus fly by *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell *
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* lf the teacher pops a test,l know l'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ateall my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,she won't know that l'm there *
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* lf l can hand it in tomorrowit'll be all right *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the-- *
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* lt's all right, 'cause l'm savedby the-- *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the bell. *
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Teenage girls are suckers
for the great poets,
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like Jon Bon Jovi,
Axl Rose, Jazzy Jeff.
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And l found this romantic dude
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who's going to help me
win Kelly's heart--
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Rap master
Will Shakespeare.
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( bell rings )
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l suppose they're not
going to ring the bell,
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so we'll start anyway.
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All right, class.
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We're going
to perform passages
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from the balcony scene
in ''Romeo and Juliet.''
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And do we all know
who the author is?
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William Shakespeare.
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Shame on you!
William Shakespeare.
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Now, our first--
our first Juliet
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will be Miss Turtle.
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Do we have any volunteers
for our first Romeo?
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Me, me!
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Then l'll have
to pick someone.
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Anyone but Screech.
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That's a wonderful
suggestion.
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Mr. Screech,
you may begin.
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''But, soft! What light
through yonder window breaks?''
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Give me a break.
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''lt is the east,
and Juliet is the...
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...sun.''
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Arise, dear Juliet and let's cutteth
to the chase.
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- Back off, Romeo.
- O fair maiden,
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l long to plant one on thy lips,
so pucker up-eth!
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Drop deadeth!
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Oh, wonderful.
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But the swordfight
didn't come until later.
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Now, we're going to need
two more volunteers.
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For Romeo...
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How about you,
Mr. Slater?
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Hey, don't worry,
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the wrestling team will never
hear about this from me...
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Romeo.
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Ms. Simpson, as much
as l would love to do this,
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Morris here,
he's a much better actor.
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He could be another
Pee Wee Herman.
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Mr. Morris, very well.
And for Juliet?
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Hey, Kelly, there's
a spider on your chair!
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Oh, Miss Kapowski.
Excellent.
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Hey, hey wait!
Okay, Ms. Simpson, l'll do it.
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l'm sorry, you're too late.
We already have a Juliet.
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Now then, why don't
we transform
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''yon'' desk into a balcony,
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so that we may realize
the full impact
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of this dramatic scene?
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All right, Romeo.
You spy your beloved
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at her window,
and you begin.
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Check it out.
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''lt 'tis my lady,
O it 'tis my love.
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O, that she knew she were!
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Her eyes in heaven
shone so bright
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That birds would sing
and think it were not night.
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O, see how she leans
her cheek upon her hand!
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O, that l were
a glove upon that hand,
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That l might touch that cheek!''
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Wow!
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Stay putteth, Juliet.
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Oh, drat! There goes
my back again!
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- Ms. Simpson are you all right?
- This happens every now and again.
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lt's an old
hockey injury.
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We've got to get you
to the nurse.
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Thank you, Miss Spano,
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but l really don't think
l can walk in this position.
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No sweat, Ms. Simpson,
l've got an idea.
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Okay now, don't worry,
Ms. Simpson,
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we'll get you
to the nurse.
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Okay, let's
bring her out!
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Come on,
come on.
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Okay now, you've got
to take it slow,
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all right, Ms. Simpson?
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- Okay, hold on.
- Careful.
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- Whoa.
- Here we go.
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- Okay.
- Take it easy.
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Here's your sweater,
Ms. Simpson.
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And here's
your briefcase.
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Thank you.
That feels like everything.
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Hey, hey, hey!
What is going on here?
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Well, Ms. Simpson
hurt herself, Mr. Belding.
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Ms. Simpson, did your back
go out again?
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No, no.
My back went out again.
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We're taking her
to the nurse.
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Oh, lovely shoes,
Mr. Belding.
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Woman on PA: Mr. Belding,hurry to the gymnasium.
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Tiny Hartwick is caughtin the net again.
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l told them to stop
using him as a volleyball.
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Ms. Simpson, as long
as you're going by my office,
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would you mind dropping
these off for me?
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- No, not at all.
- Thanks.
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- Okay, now hold on.
- Here we go.
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Screech, behold!
My lady sits eating.
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Shove off, Morris.
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l ignore the insults
of the ignorant,
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and approach my love.
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Oh, to be that straw,
sitting in my lady's cup.
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Gladly would l be
made of plastic,
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and risk drowning
in a sea of cola,
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for the chance to touch
fair Kelly's lips.
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Oh, Zack.
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Okay, Preppie.
While you're treading cola,
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Kelly and l are going
to the beach.
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Kelly, this news
disappoints me verily.
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l thought we could rehearse more
scenes from ''Romeo and Juliet.''
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That's a great idea, Zack.
Sorry, Slater.
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What?
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l can't believe this.
You'd rather study than go to beach?
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''Parting is such
sweet sorrow...''
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chump!
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Fair Lisa,
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would that l were that blob
of ketchup lying on your plate...
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so that you may dip
your French fries in my face.
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All right everyone,
settle down.
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Now as you know,
Ms. Simpson is in the hospital,
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so you'll be having
a substitute teacher.
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( cheers )
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l expect you to be
on your best behavior,
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and treat him with the same
respect you show me.
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Do you really
mean that, sir?
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Zachary,
if l hear anything
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about exploding chalk,
superglue on the chairs,
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or sneezing powder
in the erasers,
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l'm coming after you.
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But sir, that's so unfair.
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l'm the principal.
l can be unfair.
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Well, let's see what kind of dweeb
they throw at us this time.
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Good morning,
everyone.
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l'm Tony Crane.
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You're right, Zack.
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The guy looks like
a dweeb to me.
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Why don't you tell me
all of your names,
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starting with you?
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- l'm Slater.
- l'm Screech.
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l'm yours.
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l'm bummed.
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Now as you are
about to see,
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l teach Shakespeare
just a little differently.
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l want you to feel it
as well as hear it.
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l want you to live it.
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Now, all we
need is a Juliet.
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Okay, Kelly.
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Let's turn you
into Juliet.
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l didn't know Juliet
was a conehead.
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Shh!
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Now remember,
above all else
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''Romeo and Juliet''
is a love story.
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Romeo is so charged
with romantic desires,
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he feels he can
fly over walls,
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that no barrier can possibly
separate him from his beloved.
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We've all felt that way at some
point in our lives, haven't we?
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( all women sighing )
Yes.
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He must have
read my diary.
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Yeah, and then he
borrowed your blouse.
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''With love's light wings
did l o'er-perch these walls;
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For stony limits cannot
hold love out,
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And what love can do
that dares love attempt.''
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''lf my kinsmen see thee,
they will murder thee.''
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- Go kinsmen!
- Guys: Yeah!
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''Look thou but sweet, and l am
proof against their enmity.''
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Now what do you
think that means, Jessie?
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Whatever you
say, Tony--
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l mean Mr. Crane.
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Does anyone know what
Shakespeare's saying here?
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Nothing, he's dead.
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l think he's saying
love is totally awesome.
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( laughing )
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No.
Yes, in a way.
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Love is so awesome
that Romeo feels
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a sweet look from Juliet
will make him invincible.
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( bell rings )
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Okay, we'll continue
this tomorrow.
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l said we'll continue
this tomorrow.
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All:
We'll wait.
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Hey, Kelly, you want to play
some Video Bowl?
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Sorry, Slater. l don't have
time for kids' games.
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We're studying
Shakespeare.
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Do you mind? Tony might
call on me tomorrow.
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Tony? What's this big deal
about Mr. Crane, anyway?
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He's nothing special.
You put a headlock on him,
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he'll go down to the mat
just like anyone else.
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Slater, you are clearly
incapable of appreciating
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someone like Mr. Crane.
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He uses his mind,
not his muscles.
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What's happening?
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We were trying to explain
our new substitute to these guys,
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but l guess you can't expect boys
to understand a man.
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No, l guess only someone with your
sophistication could do that.
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You had the root beer float
with the Gummi Bear swirl?
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Greetings,
sweet maidens.
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l salute your
beauty and grace.
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Hi, Zack.
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Fair Kelly, shall we again prepare
together for class on the morrow?
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Sorry, Zack, l don't have
time to play dress up.
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lt's him!
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Hey, Slater, now's your chance
to put a headlock on him.
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- He sees us!
- What do we do?
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We could go to the jukebox.
lt's 10 feet closer to him.
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Great idea.
Don't be obvious.
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Something's rotten
in The Max.
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For once,
it's not the chili.
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lt's going to get worse, Preppie.
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l've seen this in other schools
l've been to.
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Some smooth-talking teacher
will come in,
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before you know it,
he's stolen all our women.
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He's going
to take our mothers?
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No, not our mothers,
our girls.
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Aren't you guys
overreacting?
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He's probably got a girlfriend
of his own. He could be married.
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Yeah, maybe you're right.
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l bet he doesn't even know
those girls are alive.
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Would you girls
care to join me?
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Sure!
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( glass shatters )
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Okay, so he knows
they're alive.
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What'd l tell you, huh?
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This guy is trouble.
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Slater, we spend most
of our time fighting over Kelly.
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But maybe,
just for now,
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we should join forces
against the common enemy.
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What did l do?
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Not you, Screech.
Tony Crane.
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So what do you say, Slater?
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Agreed.
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Truce.
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Ow!
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That was the most romantic lunch
l've ever had.
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00:14:01,220 --> 00:14:05,156
l'll remember it
for as long as l live.
247
00:14:05,191 --> 00:14:07,716
You know,
now that l've met Tony,
248
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,320
l know that's the kind of man
l'm going to marry.
249
00:14:10,363 --> 00:14:12,991
- Oh, me too.
- Personally, l've always thought
250
00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:16,399
planning my career was more
important than finding a husband...
251
00:14:16,435 --> 00:14:19,768
until now.
252
00:14:21,908 --> 00:14:25,344
( humming
''The Wedding March'' )
253
00:14:32,885 --> 00:14:34,944
How do l look?
254
00:14:34,987 --> 00:14:38,184
Beautiful.
What about me?
255
00:14:39,258 --> 00:14:43,319
Jessie, you're one of three
prettiest brides l've ever seen.
256
00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:45,489
l can't wait
for my honeymoon,
257
00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:47,795
Tony's taking me to Paris.
258
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:50,131
l've heard they have
great French food there.
259
00:14:50,169 --> 00:14:52,228
Tony and l are
going to Hawaii.
260
00:14:52,271 --> 00:14:54,705
- Waikiki?
- Why not?
261
00:14:54,740 --> 00:14:57,208
l've heard it's
really romantic.
262
00:14:57,243 --> 00:14:59,803
We're going to the desert
for our honeymoon.
263
00:14:59,845 --> 00:15:02,609
l love the beach.
He hates the ocean.
264
00:15:02,648 --> 00:15:04,639
Wait a minute.
265
00:15:04,684 --> 00:15:07,619
How could Tony take me
on a honeymoon with both of you?
266
00:15:07,653 --> 00:15:09,883
What kind
of fantasy is this?
267
00:15:09,922 --> 00:15:12,322
- ( knocking )
- All: lt's him. lt's Tony!
268
00:15:12,358 --> 00:15:13,757
He's come for his bride.
269
00:15:15,595 --> 00:15:17,859
l'm sorry.
l can't marry you.
270
00:15:17,897 --> 00:15:21,697
l'll be leaving soon.
l'm only a substitute teacher.
271
00:15:21,734 --> 00:15:24,760
Well,
then who will we marry?
272
00:15:24,804 --> 00:15:26,931
Guess who?
273
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:33,501
l never thought
Tony might leave us.
274
00:15:33,546 --> 00:15:35,741
You never think
when you're in love.
275
00:15:40,987 --> 00:15:43,683
lt seems Ms. Simpson
took a turn for the worse,
276
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:47,352
she didn't show up today.
So we had to come up with a plan.
277
00:15:47,393 --> 00:15:49,987
Her name is Vicki.
She's an actress.
278
00:15:50,029 --> 00:15:51,826
( Brooklyn accent )
Where's my money?
279
00:15:52,832 --> 00:15:55,300
A professional actress.
280
00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:57,359
You might remember her
as the third pepperoni
281
00:15:57,403 --> 00:15:59,394
on the dancing pizza
commercial.
282
00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:01,599
l love your work.
283
00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:06,237
Here's the money.
284
00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:09,043
All of the guys in Mr. Crane's
classes chipped in.
285
00:16:09,081 --> 00:16:11,072
Thank you.
286
00:16:12,285 --> 00:16:14,651
Okay, Vicki, now the bell's
going to ring any minute.
287
00:16:14,687 --> 00:16:16,814
The most handsome hunk
you've ever seen
288
00:16:16,856 --> 00:16:19,188
is going to come walking
around that corner.
289
00:16:19,225 --> 00:16:22,194
You just stop him in the hall
and play the scene we rehearsed.
290
00:16:22,228 --> 00:16:23,889
Got it.
291
00:16:24,864 --> 00:16:26,263
Now don't let
him get away,
292
00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:28,494
because the girls are going
to be coming from gym class
293
00:16:28,534 --> 00:16:30,798
and they have to see
you and him together.
294
00:16:30,836 --> 00:16:33,737
- l understand.
- And you remember your cue?
295
00:16:33,773 --> 00:16:36,435
When you guys say
hello and wave to him,
296
00:16:36,475 --> 00:16:38,500
l come running
into the hallway.
297
00:16:38,544 --> 00:16:41,536
- Right.
- ( bell rings )
298
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,912
Hello, boys.
299
00:16:43,949 --> 00:16:46,213
- Hello!
- Both: No!
300
00:16:46,252 --> 00:16:50,154
( German accent )
Darling, there you are.
301
00:16:50,189 --> 00:16:52,555
Oh, my love.
302
00:16:54,026 --> 00:16:56,017
l could not wait
until June.
303
00:16:56,062 --> 00:16:59,463
l took the first plane in from Rome.
Let's get married today.
304
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:02,467
June? Rome?
Married?
305
00:17:02,501 --> 00:17:05,163
Excuse me, but boy have
you got the wrong man.
306
00:17:05,204 --> 00:17:07,536
The wrong man?
307
00:17:07,573 --> 00:17:10,133
Darling, don't
joke with me.
308
00:17:10,176 --> 00:17:13,270
How could there be two men
as beautiful as are you?
309
00:17:13,312 --> 00:17:16,145
l know it's hard to believe.
But it must be true.
310
00:17:16,182 --> 00:17:19,310
Please, l can't
wait another day
311
00:17:19,352 --> 00:17:22,378
to become
Mrs. Tony Crane.
312
00:17:22,421 --> 00:17:24,821
Tony Crane?
313
00:17:33,332 --> 00:17:36,699
Mr. Crane, do you have
an explanation for this?
314
00:17:36,736 --> 00:17:40,001
( Brooklyn accent )
Oh no. l got the wrong guy?
315
00:17:41,107 --> 00:17:43,507
That's right.
The wrong guy.
316
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:46,705
l should have known
this wasn't the handsome hunk.
317
00:17:48,414 --> 00:17:50,939
( bell rings )
318
00:17:52,251 --> 00:17:55,982
All right, everybody
get where you were going
319
00:17:56,021 --> 00:17:58,114
before l start handing
out detention.
320
00:18:00,659 --> 00:18:02,650
Go, go, go!
321
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:07,192
Mr. Crane, do you have
an explanation for this?
322
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:10,600
lf you give me a few minutes
Mr. Belding, l think l will.
323
00:18:10,636 --> 00:18:14,197
Fine. l'll meet
you in my office.
324
00:18:16,175 --> 00:18:19,144
Well, if you ever
need an actress, call me.
325
00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:21,874
Gotta run.
Linguini commercial.
326
00:18:25,084 --> 00:18:27,985
Okay, will the occupants
327
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,783
of lockers 140,
328
00:18:29,822 --> 00:18:32,916
142 and 144
please come out?
329
00:18:37,463 --> 00:18:39,488
Okay, guys.
330
00:18:39,532 --> 00:18:42,126
What did l do to deserve
this performance?
331
00:18:43,169 --> 00:18:47,105
Mr. Crane, ever since you came here,
the girls act like we don't exist.
332
00:18:47,139 --> 00:18:50,540
Yeah, they keep on telling us
you're this sophisticated man
333
00:18:50,576 --> 00:18:51,941
and we're nothing but kids.
334
00:18:51,977 --> 00:18:54,946
So we thought if we could make them
think you were engaged,
335
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:57,881
then maybe they'd forget about you
and remember us.
336
00:18:57,917 --> 00:18:59,908
Sounded like a good plan.
337
00:18:59,952 --> 00:19:04,048
Yeah, but we should've hired
an actress with hallway experience.
338
00:19:05,424 --> 00:19:07,449
You know, guys,
339
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:10,428
l really have no intention
of taking your girls from you.
340
00:19:10,463 --> 00:19:12,693
l'm sorry if my coming here
has caused you problems,
341
00:19:12,731 --> 00:19:14,824
but what do you want me
to do, give up teaching?
342
00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:17,563
- Would you?
- No.
343
00:19:18,971 --> 00:19:21,735
But l do understand
how you feel.
344
00:19:21,774 --> 00:19:24,140
l just don't think that
trying to embarrass me
345
00:19:24,176 --> 00:19:26,201
is the solution
to your problem.
346
00:19:26,245 --> 00:19:28,338
You're right.
347
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:30,678
- Okay, we're sorry.
- Yeah.
348
00:19:30,716 --> 00:19:32,980
Okay. Why don't you go
ahead into class?
349
00:19:33,018 --> 00:19:34,815
l gotta smooth this over
with Belding.
350
00:19:34,854 --> 00:19:38,551
- All right. Thanks, Mr. Crane.
- Yeah, thanks.
351
00:19:40,226 --> 00:19:43,093
Just stay away
from our mothers.
352
00:19:45,731 --> 00:19:47,961
Mr. Crane!
Sorry we're late,
353
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,298
but the field hockey game
went into sudden death.
354
00:19:50,336 --> 00:19:52,804
- l scored the winning goal.
- Listen, no problem.
355
00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:55,466
Why don't you just go into class?
l'll be right there.
356
00:19:55,508 --> 00:19:57,999
He touched me!
l told you he liked me best.
357
00:19:58,043 --> 00:19:59,635
Oh, yeah right.
358
00:20:00,479 --> 00:20:02,572
l wonder why Tony
wanted to meet us here.
359
00:20:02,615 --> 00:20:05,413
Maybe he couldn't hide his
true feelings any longer.
360
00:20:05,451 --> 00:20:08,318
Jessie, you really think
he's in love with all three of us?
361
00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:10,549
Well, maybe
just one of us.
362
00:20:10,589 --> 00:20:12,580
This is the happiest
day of my life.
363
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:14,490
l want you both to be
my bridesmaids.
364
00:20:14,527 --> 00:20:16,518
Hey, not you, me!
365
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:18,052
You? lt's me he loves.
366
00:20:18,097 --> 00:20:20,292
When he looked at me
during the fire drill,
367
00:20:20,332 --> 00:20:21,799
the smoke detectors went off.
368
00:20:21,834 --> 00:20:23,461
Oh, yeah right.
369
00:20:23,502 --> 00:20:25,527
( all shouting )
370
00:20:25,571 --> 00:20:27,835
Hey, chill out, ladies.
371
00:20:27,873 --> 00:20:30,364
Look, the biggest moment
in one of our lives
372
00:20:30,409 --> 00:20:32,809
is about to happen,
and we need to be alone.
373
00:20:32,845 --> 00:20:34,437
So do you guys
mind leaving?
374
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:37,449
Well, sorry. Mr. Crane told us
to meet him here after class.
375
00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:40,577
- Why would he want you here?
- He didn't tell us.
376
00:20:40,619 --> 00:20:43,952
How sweet.
Ushers for our wedding.
377
00:20:45,124 --> 00:20:46,887
Could you boys
sit over there?
378
00:20:46,926 --> 00:20:49,326
- ( Zack scoffs )
- Slater: Boys?
379
00:20:50,829 --> 00:20:52,820
Here he comes!
380
00:20:54,033 --> 00:20:55,762
Right in here, darling.
381
00:20:59,805 --> 00:21:01,796
This is the place where
all the kids hang out.
382
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:03,831
( German accent )
lt's cute.
383
00:21:03,876 --> 00:21:06,709
Here are three of the guys
l've been teaching.
384
00:21:06,745 --> 00:21:09,270
Guys, this is Vicki,
my fianc�e.
385
00:21:10,849 --> 00:21:13,044
Pleased to meet you.
386
00:21:13,085 --> 00:21:15,986
Um, same here.
387
00:21:18,691 --> 00:21:21,182
What a coincidence.
388
00:21:25,364 --> 00:21:29,164
She really is his fianc�e.
389
00:21:29,201 --> 00:21:30,259
And honey,
390
00:21:30,302 --> 00:21:32,862
these are three of the young ladies
l've been teaching.
391
00:21:32,905 --> 00:21:34,896
Hello.
392
00:21:34,940 --> 00:21:37,067
Are you in the same
grade as those guys?
393
00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:40,670
- Yes.
- Really? You look so much younger.
394
00:21:40,713 --> 00:21:44,114
Well, l just wanted Vicki
to meet some of my students.
395
00:21:44,149 --> 00:21:48,051
Ms. Simpson will be back on Monday,
so this was my last day.
396
00:21:48,087 --> 00:21:51,784
''O, that a joy past joy
calls out on me,
397
00:21:51,824 --> 00:21:55,453
that it were a grief,
so brief to part with thee.''
398
00:21:55,494 --> 00:21:57,894
Goodbye, Mr. Crane!
399
00:22:03,202 --> 00:22:05,762
One, two, three... girls!
400
00:22:10,275 --> 00:22:13,540
So what did you think
of Mr. Crane's fianc�e?
401
00:22:13,579 --> 00:22:17,515
She was attractive,
if you like that exotic type.
402
00:22:17,549 --> 00:22:21,542
You think so? l think all three
of you are much better looking.
403
00:22:21,587 --> 00:22:23,578
Oh, yeah.
No contest.
404
00:22:23,622 --> 00:22:25,055
Why don't you
guys sit down?
405
00:22:26,625 --> 00:22:28,616
Hey, l was going
to sit there.
406
00:22:28,661 --> 00:22:32,062
Tough luck, Preppie.
The truce is over.
407
00:22:34,133 --> 00:22:35,600
Hey, Max.
408
00:22:35,634 --> 00:22:37,625
What can l get
for you Lisa?
409
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:39,194
You can get lost.
410
00:22:39,238 --> 00:22:42,503
All right, we're back to normal! l'd
like to get lost...
411
00:22:49,048 --> 00:22:51,141
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