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( bell rings )
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* When l wake up in the morningand the alarm gives out a warning *
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* l don't think l'll evermake it on time *
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* By the time l grab my booksand l give myself a look *
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* l'm at the corner just in timeto see the bus fly by *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell *
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* lf the teacher pops a testl know l'm in a mess *
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* And my dog ateall my homework last night *
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* Ridin' low on my chair,she won't know that l'm there *
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* lf l can hand it in tomorrowit will be all right *
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* lt's all right *
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* 'Cause l'm saved by the bell... *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the-- *
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* lt's all right, 'cause l'm savedby the-- *
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* lt's all right,'cause l'm saved by the bell. *
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Everyone hopes for that
one shining moment--
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Joe Montana
in the Super Bowl;
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Kirk Gibson
in the World Series;
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''Flo-Jo'' in the Olympics,
and today,
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Zack Morris in the Bayside
vs. Madison Cross-Country Meet.
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Oh hi, Zack.
How did you do in the race?
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Well, l don't like
to brag but...
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Third place, Zack.
That's great!
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You know, l have a feeling
that at some country fair
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there is a prize bull
wondering where his ribbon went.
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Third place, wow!
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l once finished fifth in an ''ALF''
look-a-like contest.
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For the first quarter mile,
l held back.
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At the half mile,
l was still in last place.
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At the three-quarter mile,
l heard this voice--
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- Hey guys, look at this.
- Slater, what a great trophy!
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l won my weight class in the county
wrestling championships.
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- Wow, that's fabulous.
- This is awesome.
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Oh my gosh.
That is so exciting.
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You're a champion.
l am so proud of you!
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Then, ignoring the pain in my side,
l made a mad dash to the finish--
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Hey Zack, would you
hold this for me, please?
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l want to hug Kelly
with both arms.
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Oh Slater,
put me down.
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l can't watch this.
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Let's hear it for our first
county wrestling champion,
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in fact, our first
champion in anything,
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AC Slater!
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( all cheer )
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Would you teach me
how to wrestle?
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Slater, show me that hold
you used to beat Johnson.
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You know, that double-jointed
torso stretcher.
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Don't worry, Slater.
l won't hurt you.
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All right.
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Oof!
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Hey, this is
pretty effective.
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Thank you.
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( gasping )
l'll ease up if you do.
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l'm just going to go help the nurse
look for a contact lens.
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( girls squeal )
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Hey Zack,
Slater isn't that great.
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You could do that too
if you had muscles.
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Excuse me. l'm Major Martin Slater.
l'm looking for--
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- AC Slater's father?
- Affirmative.
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Tell me, son, how do you
find Mr. Belding?
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Confused,
but well-meaning.
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He's not in his office.
Where can l find him?
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- He's with the school nurse.
- Where's the school nurse?
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She's with Mr. Belding.
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l know that.
Where's her office?
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Then l'll go this way.
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Zack, the nurse's
office is that way.
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l know. But when a father
comes to school, it's important.
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We've got to find out
what's going on.
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- Let's go to Belding's office.
- Why?
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l have a plan.
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l have a meeting at 1400 hours.
l'll get to the point, Mr. Belding.
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''1400 hours.''
Now that brings back memories.
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Proud to say l served my country
in the Fighting 55th.
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- 'Nam?
- lndiana.
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National Guard.
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l'll sleep better at night
knowing that.
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Major?
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Mr. Belding, l've been offered
a transfer to Hawaii,
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and l'm here to let you know that
my son will be going with me.
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What does AC
think about this?
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l found out this morning,
l haven't talked to him yet.
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Major-- sir, AC has found
a home here.
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He's a good student,
a great athlete,
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very popular
with the girls.
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He gets almost as many whistles
around the pool as l do.
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That's hard
to believe.
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Mr. Belding l know my son.
l know what he wants.
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Belding:
Could you at least talk to him
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and see howhe feels about this?
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We've talked about
going to Hawaii for years.
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But go ahead
and call him if you want.
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AC Slater, to the principal's
office, please.
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l'll need AC's
transcripts.
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Yes, sir.
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Major, l want you
to know that l think
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AC is a very bright,
well-adjusted young man.
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Thank you.
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- Dad.
- Hi, son.
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l've got great news. We finally got
that chance to go to Hawaii.
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Yeah, Dad.
That's great.
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That doesn't
make you happy?
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Well, l like it here
in this school, Dad.
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Why?
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Major, what l think
your son is trying to say,
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is that he's never had
a principal quite like me before.
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Yes, that's true, Mr. Belding.
You're one of a kind.
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Seems to be more here
than l thought.
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Could you excuse us
for a moment?
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Certainly, sir.
10-4.
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Same to you.
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Sit down, son.
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l thought you wanted
to go to Hawaii.
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Well l did,
when we were in lceland.
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But l have real friends here
for a change.
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lf l had to leave them,
l'd really miss them, Dad.
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Don't you want to go?
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l don't know
what l want.
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All right.
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l've got to let my C.O.
know by Friday.
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So that gives you four days
to make up your mind.
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l'm sorry you were stuck
in the file cabinet for so long.
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That's all right.
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Just paint me blue
and call me a ''smurf.''
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So what'd you find out
about Slater?
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Well, his father is being
transferred to Hawaii.
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Slater has until Friday to decide
if he's going to stay or leave.
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Slater gets to decide?
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Yeah, and you'd better hope
he chooses Hawaii.
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Why?
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Zack, look at yourself.
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Before Slater, you werethe big cheese, the main man,
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- head honcho, top dog--
- Okay!
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A-number-one, king of the hill,
master of your destiny--
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Enough already!
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And worst of all, Kelly's
stuck on him like crazy glue.
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You better pray he chooses Hawaii
or you're a dead man with Kelly.
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''Dead man''? Hawaii?
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Hmmm...
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Zack! No!
Wait!
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Slater's what?
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- He's dying.
- He's dying?
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Zack, that is ridiculous.
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Slater's father met with Belding
yesterday. l bugged his office.
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- You wouldn't do that.
- Trust me. He would do that.
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How can Slater be dying?
He won the wrestling title.
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One last heroic burst of strength
is a symptom of the disease.
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What disease?
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lt's called
''mumbio-quadralation... osis.''
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lt affects the brain.
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Then l think
you have it too.
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There's a clinic in Hawaii that can
treat mumbio-- whatever,
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but that big brave galoot
would rather live out
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his remaining days
here with his friends.
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We have to find some way
to get him to go to that clinic.
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- How are we going to do that?
- l don't know.
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Maybe by pretending we don't
want him around anymore?
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- Oh that is crazy.
- Crazy? Well sure, it's crazy.
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But if you care about Slater at all,
you'll treat him like dirt.
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- ( knocking )
- Come in.
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- Mr. Belding?
- Hi, Jessie. What can l do for you?
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Did Slater's father really come
to see you yesterday?
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- Yes, he did.
- Oh l didn't think so.
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Sorry to bother you.
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- Did you say yes?
- Afraid so.
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Then it's true
Slater won't be with us much longer?
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Might as well kiss him goodbye.
He's out of here.
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l can't believe this.
Poor Slater.
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Poor Slater?
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Where am l going to find
another star wrestler?
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How can you worry about
wrestling at a time like this?
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Jessie, life goes on.
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People come and go.
You win some, you lose some.
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Mr. Belding,
that is so insensitive.
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Slater's going
to a better place.
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We should all be
so lucky.
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This is all just
so sudden.
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lt usually is.
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Let's just make his last
few days with us special.
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Last few days?
l heard six months.
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No way.
Two weeks, tops.
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My guess is he'll probably be gone
by the end of the week.
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This whole thing is
just so unbelievable.
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l know. l thought so too
until l talked to Belding.
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Well, according
to the medical book l read,
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Slater's not in any immediate danger
unless symptoms appear.
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What symptoms?
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Sneezing, itching,
loss of memory...
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Shh. Here he comes.
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- Hey guys, how's it going?
- Great. How are you?
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- l've been better.
- ( sobs )
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By the way,
where were you?
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You were supposed to meet me
in the weight room last period.
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What are you
talking about?
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Oh.
l guess he... forgot.
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( sobbing )
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What's wrong
with them?
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lt was ''Peel An Onion Day''
in Home Ec.
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You're late.
Do you have the stuff?
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00:11:03,743 --> 00:11:07,338
Yep. One deluxe ant farm,
with five generations of ants.
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All lined up
according to height.
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Okay, let's step on it.
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Zack, never let ants
hear you say, ''Step on it.''
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l meant hurry up.
Now, pour the pepper on me.
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- Okay, that's good.
- ( school bell rings )
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Okay, this is study hall.
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- Can l borrow a pencil?
- Yeah, sure, Preppie.
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Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
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Oh, he's sneezing.
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( sneezing )
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Hey! This is study hall,
not ''Soul Train.''
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Slater's fading fast.
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00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:06,535
We've got to get him to Hawaii
to save his life!
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The ''Treat Slater Like Dirt Show''
is about to begin.
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By the time it's over,
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Slater will be in Hawaii
and Kelly will be all mine.
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lt's show time.
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Hi Jessie.
lt's a great day, huh?
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lt's a terrible day.
You can't even breathe the air.
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What are you, stupid?
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What are you talking about?
What's wrong?
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You are what's wrong.
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- Hi, Lisa.
- Don't talk to me.
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- Why not?
- You're one of those dumb jocks.
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You didn't think so yesterday
when l won my trophy.
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You're a conceited dumb jock.
Well, that's the worst kind.
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- Hey Slater, how's it going?
- l'm afraid to say.
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Hey, well don't worry about it.
Everybody has bad days.
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But not everybody has a trophy
to remind you of the good ones.
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That's one thing they'll never be
able to take away from you.
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My trophy!
Where is it?
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Well, this is disgraceful.
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Vandals must have stolen it
and melted it down.
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00:13:14,841 --> 00:13:17,708
By now it's probably
Andre the Giant's shoehorn.
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l can't believe this.
l hate this school.
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There he is.
Places, people.
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Hi Kelly.
239
00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:31,017
Wait a second. Are we still on
for the beach this afternoon?
240
00:13:31,057 --> 00:13:33,491
No way.
241
00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:36,686
- What's wrong with her?
- Oh l don't know.
242
00:13:36,729 --> 00:13:38,720
She just saw you coming in,
then said,
243
00:13:38,764 --> 00:13:41,062
''Here comes that muscle-bound
pea brain, Slater.''
244
00:13:41,100 --> 00:13:43,034
She said that?
245
00:13:43,069 --> 00:13:45,799
Hey, would l have the guts
to make it up?
246
00:13:45,838 --> 00:13:48,136
What's happening here,
Screech?
247
00:13:48,174 --> 00:13:50,665
Nobody wants me
around anymore.
248
00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:52,871
Can you blame them,
''Brillo head''?
249
00:13:58,651 --> 00:14:01,245
Hi, Slater.
You're looking a little pale.
250
00:14:01,287 --> 00:14:04,654
l want to tell you guys that l have
the chance to move to Hawaii.
251
00:14:04,690 --> 00:14:07,682
You're going, right?
Oops.
252
00:14:07,727 --> 00:14:11,458
Yeah, that's right. l'm going.
l'm moving to Hawaii.
253
00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:15,297
- Oh, yes!
- And l'm going with him.
254
00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:18,064
What have l done?
255
00:14:20,873 --> 00:14:23,603
Why'd you say you were
coming to Hawaii with me?
256
00:14:23,643 --> 00:14:27,010
Because l care about you.
l'm going to ask my parents
257
00:14:27,046 --> 00:14:29,947
if l can stay with my uncle
in Honolulu and take care of you.
258
00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:32,212
What do you mean,
''take care'' of me?
259
00:14:32,251 --> 00:14:35,311
l couldn't bear for you to live
the last days of your life alone.
260
00:14:35,354 --> 00:14:37,914
What?
261
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:40,858
lt's all right, Slater.
Zack told us everything.
262
00:14:40,893 --> 00:14:44,420
Exactly how much
did Zack tell you?
263
00:14:44,463 --> 00:14:47,364
He told us all about
your tropical disease.
264
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,369
About the sneezing,
itching, memory lapses.
265
00:14:50,403 --> 00:14:52,530
Listen...
266
00:14:52,572 --> 00:14:56,167
l really appreciate your offer
to come to Hawaii with me.
267
00:14:56,209 --> 00:14:59,440
l can't think of anyone l'd rather
spend my last days with
268
00:14:59,478 --> 00:15:01,469
than you... Jessie.
269
00:15:01,514 --> 00:15:05,109
- Slater, l'm Kelly.
- Oops. Memory lapse.
270
00:15:07,353 --> 00:15:09,981
Zack, l've been looking
all over for you.
271
00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:12,547
- For me?
- l don't want to go to Hawaii.
272
00:15:12,592 --> 00:15:14,822
- Zack, you've got to help me.
- You've got it made.
273
00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,851
Kelly's going with you.
274
00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:20,457
She doesn't care about me.
l'm just her ticket to Hawaii.
275
00:15:20,499 --> 00:15:24,128
Zack, l feel so used.
276
00:15:24,170 --> 00:15:26,502
Don't go.
Let Kelly use you here.
277
00:15:26,539 --> 00:15:29,838
lt's too late.
l told my father l wanted to go.
278
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:32,343
You only get one chance
with the major.
279
00:15:32,378 --> 00:15:34,437
So tell him you changed
your mind.
280
00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,540
l'm afraid. l'm not good at those
things like you are, Zack.
281
00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,051
You're so persuasive.
282
00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:43,681
Wait a minute. Would you mind
talking to him for me? l'd really--
283
00:15:43,723 --> 00:15:46,453
Time out.
284
00:15:46,492 --> 00:15:49,655
Wait a minute.
Would l talk to his father?
285
00:15:53,666 --> 00:15:55,691
This is too good
to be true.
286
00:15:55,735 --> 00:15:57,726
l mean, if Slater stays,
Kelly stays.
287
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:59,635
Time in.
288
00:15:59,672 --> 00:16:01,970
Sure, if you think
it'll make a difference.
289
00:16:02,008 --> 00:16:04,340
Oh, thanks, Zack.
lt will, it will.
290
00:16:09,849 --> 00:16:12,215
Are you sure we're not
overdoing it, son?
291
00:16:12,251 --> 00:16:15,186
Dad, Zack needs to be taught
a lesson he'll never forget.
292
00:16:15,221 --> 00:16:17,781
l want him to think
he's meeting General Patton.
293
00:16:17,823 --> 00:16:20,451
Hey, l'll make Patton
look like a pansy.
294
00:16:20,493 --> 00:16:23,656
- Everything set?
- Yeah. Dad...
295
00:16:23,696 --> 00:16:26,096
Are you sure it's okay
we're not going to Hawaii?
296
00:16:26,132 --> 00:16:31,331
Well, l was disappointed at first.
But, if you're happy here,
297
00:16:31,370 --> 00:16:33,998
l can learn to become
a Dodger fan.
298
00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:38,477
- ( doorbell rings )
- Well, let's let the enemy in.
299
00:16:38,511 --> 00:16:40,979
Oh, you forgot
your bandage, Dad.
300
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:47,411
Ahem...
301
00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:49,444
- ( knocking )
- Come in.
302
00:16:51,057 --> 00:16:53,321
Mr. Slater?
303
00:16:53,359 --> 00:16:55,725
lt's Major Slater.
304
00:16:55,761 --> 00:16:57,956
You must be
Minor Morris.
305
00:16:57,997 --> 00:17:00,363
Well, yes Major,
l'm a minor.
306
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,291
Whatever you say, sir.
307
00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:06,794
Well, what is it you want from me?
You've got three minutes.
308
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:10,969
- Ooh, oh, that smarts.
- Are you okay?
309
00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,001
A slight accident
on the grenade range.
310
00:17:13,045 --> 00:17:15,036
Brain concussion.
Nothing serious.
311
00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:17,072
Excuse me
while l call the base.
312
00:17:17,116 --> 00:17:19,175
( yells )
Base!
313
00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,177
You've got two minutes.
314
00:17:22,221 --> 00:17:24,746
Well sir-- Major sir,
315
00:17:24,790 --> 00:17:27,486
l don't want your son
AC to go to Hawaii.
316
00:17:27,526 --> 00:17:29,517
Why should he stay?
317
00:17:29,562 --> 00:17:31,655
They stole his trophy,
cold-shouldered him.
318
00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:33,722
And a girl named Kelly
used him.
319
00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:35,757
Well, that's not
exactly true, sir.
320
00:17:35,801 --> 00:17:37,962
- Are you calling me a liar?
- No!
321
00:17:38,003 --> 00:17:40,198
Drop!
Give me 10!
322
00:17:40,239 --> 00:17:44,141
Two, three-- hurry, hurry,
the Russians are in Burbank!
323
00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:51,010
Hi.
l'm Major Slater.
324
00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:53,610
What is it you wanted
to talk to me about, soldier?
325
00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,779
Well Major,
326
00:17:55,821 --> 00:17:58,415
l was the one that made
everybody cold-shoulder AC.
327
00:17:58,457 --> 00:18:01,119
l was jealous of his trophy
and tried to get him to leave.
328
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,822
Oh, you're the one.
329
00:18:04,864 --> 00:18:07,264
- What's that?
- Oh, just a live grenade.
330
00:18:07,299 --> 00:18:09,460
A live grenade?
331
00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:11,493
Do you know
how these work?
332
00:18:11,537 --> 00:18:14,062
Just pull the pin,
like this.
333
00:18:14,106 --> 00:18:16,097
As long as you hold that clip,
nothing will happen.
334
00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:18,133
But if you were
to let go of that clip,
335
00:18:18,177 --> 00:18:22,170
it could blow up everyone
who did you wrong in four seconds.
336
00:18:22,214 --> 00:18:25,274
Three... two...
337
00:18:25,317 --> 00:18:27,547
- ( Zack shrieking )
- one...
338
00:18:27,586 --> 00:18:30,316
( softly together )
Boom.
339
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:35,727
( Hawaiian style music plays )
340
00:18:35,761 --> 00:18:39,162
Max:
And so we bid goodbye
341
00:18:39,198 --> 00:18:41,257
to our brave warrior.
342
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:44,667
As the sun dipsinto farewell
343
00:18:44,703 --> 00:18:47,900
we say,
''Aloha, Slater,''
344
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,602
as he is welcomed
to paradise
345
00:18:50,643 --> 00:18:54,511
by the
''Pineapple Princess.''
346
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:04,389
My pineapple bra
is killing me.
347
00:19:04,423 --> 00:19:07,915
Which means,
let's hula down!
348
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:10,121
( drums playing )
349
00:19:22,374 --> 00:19:24,433
All:
Hey!
350
00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:28,204
Hey!
351
00:19:29,215 --> 00:19:31,274
Ho!
352
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:47,060
- Mona lalla, Lisa.
- What's that mean?
353
00:19:47,099 --> 00:19:49,897
''You make my blood bubble
like hot lava.''
354
00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:53,371
Well, mona lalla-lalla--
''Go sit on a volcano.''
355
00:19:54,607 --> 00:19:57,542
Here's a going-away gift
from all your friends.
356
00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:01,112
lt's a man-eating plant!
357
00:20:01,146 --> 00:20:02,443
( rapid clicking )
358
00:20:02,481 --> 00:20:04,813
Thanks, Max.
359
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,217
Hey you guys,
this is all really nice,
360
00:20:08,254 --> 00:20:10,484
but l don't
deserve all this.
361
00:20:15,427 --> 00:20:18,362
- Slater, is that you?
- Hey where'd you get my trophy?
362
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:20,388
Oh, it's a surprise.
363
00:20:20,432 --> 00:20:22,491
l asked Belding
to have it engraved.
364
00:20:22,535 --> 00:20:24,560
Aloha, pal.
365
00:20:24,603 --> 00:20:26,730
Stop him,
Pineapple Princess.
366
00:20:26,772 --> 00:20:29,866
His Majesty
beckons you.
367
00:20:29,909 --> 00:20:33,003
Hey, you guys,
l have really great news.
368
00:20:33,045 --> 00:20:35,104
l'm not
going to Hawaii.
369
00:20:35,147 --> 00:20:38,014
But you have to.
You have a disease. You'll die here.
370
00:20:38,050 --> 00:20:40,382
Hey, l'm healthy.
l never was sick.
371
00:20:40,419 --> 00:20:42,478
l just used it
to get back at Zack.
372
00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:45,456
You're not sick?
That is sick!
373
00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:47,652
You mean
you're not leaving?
374
00:20:47,693 --> 00:20:49,957
- You used me?
- l thought she used you.
375
00:20:49,995 --> 00:20:51,986
No, l used her to use you
for you using me.
376
00:20:52,031 --> 00:20:54,591
Sounds like
a ''used person lot.''
377
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:58,364
- This is the lowest.
- lt was only to get back at Morris.
378
00:20:58,404 --> 00:21:00,634
Well you two
can have each other.
379
00:21:00,673 --> 00:21:02,732
Come on, Screech.
380
00:21:02,775 --> 00:21:04,902
Compared to these two,
you look good.
381
00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:10,445
Which means,
''Thanks for being slimeballs.''
382
00:21:10,482 --> 00:21:13,280
- They'll get over it.
- You think so?
383
00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:15,412
l've been putting them through
this since the first grade
384
00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:17,445
and l'm still here.
385
00:21:17,489 --> 00:21:20,583
- You mad l'm staying?
- Not really.
386
00:21:20,626 --> 00:21:22,685
There's nobody
l'd rather beat than you.
387
00:21:22,728 --> 00:21:26,994
Dream on, Preppie.
Because right now...
388
00:21:27,032 --> 00:21:29,023
l'm the king.
389
00:21:29,068 --> 00:21:31,059
Over my dead body.
390
00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:33,128
Oh, that reminds me,
391
00:21:33,172 --> 00:21:35,231
my dad asked me
to give you this.
392
00:21:35,274 --> 00:21:37,799
Three... two...
393
00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:39,834
one...
394
00:21:44,717 --> 00:21:47,515
( instrumentaltheme music plays )
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