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It's your own fault, the little prince said; I meant no harm but you wanted me to tame you. SAINT-EXUPERY

HELL

Rafa!

Rafa!

Rafa!

Rafa!

Rafa...

Rafa!

Hold on... I must use the bathroom.

Stop.

That's not fair.

We get married, then you see me pee.

Here!

Wanna help me? Go get the chlorine tablets.

Your shorts are backwards.

Yup.

Are you gonna leave them like that?

It's ok.

No. Change them.

Can I ask you one more thing?

-What? -Well, can I?

Ok, you can.

Show me your dick.

Oh shut up!

Come on...

Ok... look.

Not like that.

With the bone.

Such things you say!

-Come on. -Hey, watch it!

Can't you tell orders from requests?

If you don't let me see it I'll tell my father what you've been doing in his room.

You have quite an imagination, don't you Nico?

I'm serious.

So am I. Do you think anyone will believe a little kid like you?

What about the sheets, will they dry up before he's back?

You do know a dick doesn't get the bone just like that, don't you?

So?

Are you crazy? Get dressed.

What?

How have you been?

This is a pigsty, Roxane.

I did clean up, sir.

No-one would tell. It's worse than last time...

Do you mean anything in particular?

If you can't see the filth, clean up everything and maybe it will vanish.

Your dick has no bone.

Did you call, sir?

Yes, come in Rafael.

-Do you mind if I pay in cash? -Not at all.

I'm glad you are here. We can do this now...

I was here yesterday but you were out of chlorine, so I came back today.

Did you test the pH of the water then?

No I didn't, but I used the right portion.

Rafael, I don't want my son to have skin rash or burning eyes again.

If you use chlorine instead of salt, the pH must be tested each time.

I can do that on Thursday...

Do it today if you please, can you?

I think so.

Did everything go well in my absence?

Yes, everything. There were no problems.

I found my son a bit strange.

Grouchy, distracted, having unusual conversations...

Are you sure nothing strange happened?

You better ask Pilar. She's the babysitter...

-I guess you're right. -Thank you.

-Do you need anything else? -Yes, pour that ashtray in the garbage, please.

Thank you.

You fucking idiot. You're a monster!

Is it thursday that you'll be back?