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Al.
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I knew you'd come back.
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They all come back.
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You're poison, Al.
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But you're my kind of poison.
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I'm hip.
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Pleasure me, baby.
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Oh, Al.
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How dare you wake me up that way.
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Who did you think you were kissing?
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You.
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I want you to tell me the truth.
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Oh, all right.
I was kissing my dream girl.
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She was a magnificent young beast
with a great body...
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...and luscious hooters.
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Oh, Al. You do dream of me.
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All too often.
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Now, honey,
you might wanna freshen up.
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We're going to your cousin
Jimmy's wedding.
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All right, open up.
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Missed a spot.
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There you are.
Now you're all minty fresh.
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No tartar under my arms.
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Where's my suit?
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Oh, God. Men never know
where anything is.
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A woman always knows.
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Get up, Buck.
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Go on. Good boy.
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Well, at least it doesn't smell
like you were wearing it.
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Where's my dress shirt?
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Where it always is, honey.
At the bottom of the hamper.
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Let's see here.
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All right. Okay. Oh, there we go.
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Here you are.
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I swear, if your head
wasn't attached to your body...
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Yeah, Buck could be sleeping on it.
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- This shirt needs to be ironed.
- I don't feel like ironing.
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- But it's a wedding, Peg.
- Oh, all right.
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Okay.
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All right. I hope you're happy.
I'm exhausted.
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- Now get dressed.
- What for?
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You're gonna make yourself over
for three hours...
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...till you look exactly the same way
you do now.
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- Where's my socks?
- Right here, sweetheart.
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Here you go.
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But, Peg, they don't match.
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And look here, look at this.
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All right, well, let's see.
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There you go. Now they match.
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Feels good to give something special
for a wedding.
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Yeah. They're gonna love
this clock. It's an antique.
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Have you seen
our antique cuckoo clock?
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Do you have a warrant?
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If my sister could form a thought...
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...what she meant was, we are sick
of being accused of stealing...
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...every time someone jimmies
open your back door...
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...and takes a clock
and a pastrami sandwich.
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Now, we demand an apology.
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Yeah, and it wouldn't hurt to have
pickles in your refrigerator either.
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In other words, it wasn't us.
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Well, you know, Marcie,
we really don't have any proof.
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It's Petey!
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See, I told you they stole my clock.
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Jefferson, they must be punished.
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Something cruel
and highly unpleasant.
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How about you sit them down
and talk to them for a while.
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That's something
they'll never forget.
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So you don't like our little talks?
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Well, we're just gonna
have to talk about that.
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Admit it, you always hated Petey.
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Now, why would I hate something that
pops out every 15 minutes screaming:
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Every hour, every day, every week.
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It keeps me up half the night.
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I've seen Dionne Warwick
and her Psychic Friends Network...
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...a thousand times
because of that clock.
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And look my eyes.
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Look at them. You know how many
cucumbers it takes...
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...to keep the puffing
and the swelling down?
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Well, I do.
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So last spring...
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...Petey didn't really just fall
into the toilet bowl, did he?
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I hated that clock.
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Yes, I tried to kill him!
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I wanted him out of my life,
along with your Elvis plates...
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...and your whips and your paddles,
and your big...
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Okay, honey.
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I don't think that's appropriate talk
to have in front of the little thieves.
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Where are your parents?
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Peg, leave it alone.
It happens to be mine.
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But it just hangs lifelessly.
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Let me fiddle with it.
I'll straighten it out.
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For God's sake, Peg,
you're gonna pull it off!
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Now it's too long.
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Most women like it that way.
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I don't care what women like.
I'm the one gotta lug it around.
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How can these children
possibly know right from wrong?
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They need a strong male figure
in their life.
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What are you gonna do, Marcie,
move in?
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What exactly do you mean by that?
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Do you think I'm bossy?
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Because I don't think I'm bossy.
Not bossy at all, missy.
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Are you calling me masculine?
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Because I am not masculine.
I'm feminine!
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And my softness is out there
for all to see.
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Now, if you don't want
a hook to the liver, little man...
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...you'll pick up that clock
and march on home!
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It's kind of heavy, Marcie.
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Just get the door.
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I can lift it. Yeah,
and I'll be able to lift it tonight...
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...when it comes time
to dump old Petey in the toilet.
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Hey, Petey, surfs up.
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Which shoes do you like better?
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I don't care.
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- Which shoes do you like better?
- I don't care.
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Come on, Al. I'm your wife.
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I'm a reflection of you,
and I wanna look good for you.
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Besides, you are a shoe professional,
and I'd like your opinion.
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Well, given the colour of your hair...
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...the colour of your dress,
the time of the day...
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...and the nature of the event...
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...it is my professional opinion that...
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Like the gold.
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Fine. Then I'll wear the black.
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Now hook me up.
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Why do women buy clothing
that fastens in the back...
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...so they need help to get dressed?
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You don't hear men
in the locker room saying:
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"Hey, Fred, give me a hand
with this zipper."
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Yeah, they're just saying,
"Hey, Fred, smell this.
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I don't need a shower, do I?"
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So how do I look?
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You look nice.
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Then I have to change.
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I was only kidding you, Peg.
You look terrible.
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I'm embarrassed to be seen with you.
Come on, Peg, let's go.
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Listen, Kel, I need some help.
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There's gonna be some girls
at the wedding...
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...and I'm planning
on buttering one up.
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Now, what do you think
would be my best pick-up line?
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All right. How about this:
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"Hey, Miss, I'm the Keebler elf.
Would you like some free cookies?
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If you've got the time,
I've got the Hollow Tree."
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Yeah, maybe I asked
the wrong person.
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You're used to responding to,
"Yo, here."
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Oh, okay, you little gibbon.
How about this?
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You see a girl,
but before she sees you...
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...stand on her feet so she can't run.
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Then you say to her:
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"You are the most beautiful girl
I have ever seen.
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I'd love to share a night
of incredible sex with you.
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No names, no questions, no regrets.
Come be one with me."
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You really think that's better than:
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"Let's do it. I have my own bedroom
in my parents' house"?
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, my God. You guys look so great.
- That dress looks so pretty.
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The three of us are gonna make
one beautiful bridesmaid.
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Hey, wait,
are we in different colours?
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Well, you'd know.
You're the smart one.
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- Let's colour-coordinate.
- Okay.
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Who's he?
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I don't know. From up here
he looks like an ant.
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Hi.
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Where did Corky and Heidi go?
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One of them had an idea,
and the others are crowning her queen.
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They were supposed
to come right back.
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I'm driving them to the church.
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See anything you like?
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Indeed I do.
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I think you're the most
beautiful girl I've ever seen.
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I'd like to share a night
of incredible sex with you.
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No names, no questions, no regrets.
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Come be one with me.
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What? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
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I was distracted by the pain.
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You're standing on my foot.
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Did anyone ever tell you how much
you look like the Keebler elf?
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Well, you wanna come upstairs
and see how cookies are really made?
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What am I saying?
Of course you wouldn't.
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Let's go upstairs and bake.
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You should come too.
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Now, thanks to me, we match.
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I think we made an excellent choice.
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Nothing says "bridesmaid" or "easy"
like short, black leather.
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Hey, Janie's not in the car.
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Well, we can't wait for her.
We'll be late.
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Relax. They can't start the wedding
without her. She's the bride.
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Well, she couldn't have gone anywhere.
Her car's still outside.
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I just called Information.
They are morons.
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They didn't even know
that Janie was getting married.
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They didn't know anything.
They didn't even know who I was.
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God, they should call themselves
Stupid-nation.
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Well, where could she be?
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She's in here with the time lady
and the weather guy...
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...and that jerk who just goes... when
you leave the phone off the hook.
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Sometimes I wish I could yell real loud
so I wouldn't need a phone at all.
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Kel, I was talking about Janie.
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God, what could a bride be doing
before her wedding?
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Hi, guys.
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Bud was just showing me
around the house.
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Wow, cool outfits.
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Nothing says "bridesmaid" or "easy"
like short, black leather.
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Well, come on. Let's get me married.
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Aren't you nervous?
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Not anymore. I'm loose as a noodle.
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Bud?
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What did you do?
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A gentleman never tells.
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I had sex.
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With a girl.
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And I did it good.
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- Oh, my God.
- That's what she said.
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Twice.
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What? Once when you
got undressed...
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...and again when you put on
your bunny slippers?
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Save your barbs for someone
who's not getting any.
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Like Mom.
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I feel good. Yep, I do.
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Talk all you want.
Nothing can bring me down.
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You just had sex with your
cousin Jimmy's bride.
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Well, that did it.
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God, I look great.
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I am so glad I'm not one of those
women who needs a lot of makeup.
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Oh, please.
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Only Tammy Faye, Zsa Zsa
and Bozo use more.
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Oh, come on, Al.
Admit it. I look great.
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Hey, I'd look great too
if I used makeup.
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You know, I'd be one
dynamite-looking babe.
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In a masculine way.
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I could highlight my eyes.
They're my best quality.
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Baby blue.
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Like Sinatra, Newman, the sea.
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Well, maybe my second-best quality.
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Because I'm known
for my killer butt.
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Oh, yeah. It's very nice, honey...
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...and has more hair on it
than your head.
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That's because my butt doesn't
wake up in the morning looking at you.
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That's not your butt?
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Oh, God, we have
so much fun together...
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...especially when
we're belittling you.
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But you know, I really do...
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I think I look as good as I did
the day we got married.
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Well, that's your opinion.
You take the calls.
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Now, come on, Grumpy.
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You know you love me.
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Go on. Say it.
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I don't want to.
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Come on, Al.
248
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:57,334
I love beer. I love bowling.
249
00:17:57,540 --> 00:18:00,054
I don't wanna cheapen
the meaning of the word.
250
00:18:01,220 --> 00:18:04,178
All right, then. Don't say it.
251
00:18:04,380 --> 00:18:05,733
Just kiss me...
252
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...and make it a good one.
253
00:18:08,180 --> 00:18:11,650
I'd almost kind of rather say it.
254
00:18:12,420 --> 00:18:14,934
Oh, all right.
255
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:25,775
Oh, Al. Now you've ruined
my makeup.
256
00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:28,096
Oh, I'll have to start all over.
257
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:29,972
I never thought you'd really kiss me.
258
00:18:30,220 --> 00:18:33,371
- God, what an idiot.
- Oh, now, Peg...
259
00:18:38,020 --> 00:18:39,931
Oh, my God.
260
00:18:40,740 --> 00:18:42,856
I can't go to the wedding.
261
00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:45,893
I must never ever see Janie again.
262
00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,972
Although she might kill herself...
263
00:18:48,180 --> 00:18:50,978
...when she finds out
she can never touch this again.
264
00:18:51,620 --> 00:18:55,135
I mean, I know I would
if I couldn't touch me again.
265
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,134
Oh, God.
266
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,653
Oh, God.
267
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:04,211
Boy, that really is safe sex.
268
00:19:05,940 --> 00:19:09,489
There's something I have to tell you.
What we did might have been wrong.
269
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:11,452
You know, with the wedding and all.
270
00:19:11,660 --> 00:19:14,811
Look, I made a mistake. I don't know
how I could have done this.
271
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:16,778
Don't blame yourself.
272
00:19:16,980 --> 00:19:19,335
Blame God for giving me this body.
273
00:19:21,180 --> 00:19:22,579
No, it was my fault.
274
00:19:22,820 --> 00:19:26,449
I wanted a final fling with someone
I could never be interested in...
275
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,696
...or attracted to.
276
00:19:29,380 --> 00:19:30,972
And you were perfect.
277
00:19:32,060 --> 00:19:33,778
Thanks, baby.
278
00:19:34,420 --> 00:19:35,978
I knew it was perfect.
279
00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:39,377
But you're right.
It can never happen again.
280
00:19:39,580 --> 00:19:41,411
- For Jimmy's sake.
- And ours.
281
00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,850
Since we both know
he's a psychopathic ex-con.
282
00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,979
- I mean, 10 years for attempted murder.
- That's right. I heard he did a drive-by.
283
00:19:49,020 --> 00:19:51,056
Well, I gotta go now.
284
00:19:51,900 --> 00:19:53,379
Good luck.
285
00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:04,015
I knew you'd come back.
286
00:20:05,140 --> 00:20:07,529
They always come back.
287
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:11,092
But they don't always
bring their sisters.
288
00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:16,498
Al.
289
00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:20,378
You again.
290
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,131
Come on, honey. Let's go.
291
00:20:23,380 --> 00:20:25,450
And they say women
are the slow ones.
292
00:20:25,660 --> 00:20:27,412
You know, this is an historical first.
293
00:20:27,620 --> 00:20:31,374
We are actually in the bedroom,
and I am waiting for you to finish.
294
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:36,818
Peg, if I need the time,
I will take the time...
295
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:38,817
...because I care about
what I look like.
296
00:20:50,420 --> 00:20:52,058
I'm ready.
297
00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:54,975
Honey, do you ever think
what it would be like...
298
00:20:55,180 --> 00:20:56,772
...if we never got married?
299
00:20:57,380 --> 00:20:59,735
Actually, I was thinking that
right now, Peg.
300
00:21:00,180 --> 00:21:01,932
Seriously, Al.
301
00:21:02,180 --> 00:21:04,250
Seriously, Peg.
302
00:21:04,500 --> 00:21:08,573
Oh, come on. Your life would be hell
without me, and you know it.
303
00:21:08,780 --> 00:21:10,816
You couldn't find anyone
better than me.
304
00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,853
Come on, admit it.
I'm your perfect mate.
305
00:21:14,100 --> 00:21:16,568
- Admit it.
- No.
306
00:21:17,420 --> 00:21:19,809
All right, then. Why don't
you give me a picture...
307
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:22,090
...of what your ideal mate would be.
308
00:21:22,300 --> 00:21:23,813
Fine.
309
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:26,734
A magnificent young girl...
310
00:21:26,940 --> 00:21:30,410
...with a beautiful face, slim thighs...
311
00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:33,532
...and a firm apple of a heinie...
312
00:21:33,740 --> 00:21:37,050
...and a set of delicious,
scrumptious hooters.
313
00:21:38,140 --> 00:21:40,290
Oh, Al, it's me!
314
00:21:42,580 --> 00:21:45,856
Oh, honey,
you would marry me again.
315
00:21:46,060 --> 00:21:47,573
No.
316
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,735
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
317
00:22:03,220 --> 00:22:06,018
What a beautiful bride.
318
00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:12,418
Looks like we'll have a little time
before the wedding.
319
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:17,255
Good. I didn't like
this dress anyhow.
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