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# Oh, I can't get enough
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# Can't hold me down, no limits... #
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NARRATOR: 'Previously
on Love Island Australia...'
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"How many threesomes has Reid had?
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"A, more than five,
B, less than five?"
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I'm gonna hope you're classy.
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'..Chloe had concerns.'
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Threesomes. for me...
No, I'm not into it. Bleurgh.
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How do I always get the freak
in the sheet?
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'Then at the final re-coupling...'
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I just feel like
the luckiest guy in the world.
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'..the boys turned on the romance.'
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She's one of
the most naturally beautiful girls
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I've ever laid eyes on.
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As many days
as we can spend together,
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every single one,
I'm so grateful for.
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Definitely made me a better man.
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'While Andy...'
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I've decided to remain single.
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'..turned his back
on Harmony and Nakia.'
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I just swear every time we come here
and Andy opens his mouth,
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he just surprises me
every goddamn time.
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Well, you're all single,
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and you'll all be
leaving the villa tonight.
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'Our first dumping three-way.
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'I hope Reid wasn't jealous!
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ECHOING: 'Tonight...'
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Aww! Look at you!
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Cutie patootie.
'..it's all love and romance...'
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'Caught me completely off guard.'
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Definitely one of the nicest things
that any girl has ever done for me.
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'..until the couples
get a dose of reality.'
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"Say hello to your egg baby."
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Do you think you'd be a good dad?
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I don't think I'm patient enough.
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That would be a deal breaker.
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'And Psychic Sarah gives them
a glimpse of their future.'
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You'll have to really work at it
to make it work.
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You've gotta have that element of...
of patience.
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I think Psychic Sarah saw
straight through our relationship.
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# Come on, let it out
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# Come on, let it out
When it's harder to breathe... #
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SOBBING
It's OK.
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Respect, my bro.
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Come here.
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Just too much of a nice guy, man.
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Bye.
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Bye, guys.
I love you so much.
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Bye!
Bye, guys.
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# Before you go
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# Can you give me your honesty?
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# Before you go. #
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ALL TALK AT ONCE
I love you ten.
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Love you guys so much!
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LAUGHING
My heart is so full!
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TYRA: 'We were looking around
at the five couples left, like...'
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The fact that I'm here with Kale
is mind-boggling.
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Couldn't be a better crew
to finish off with.
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And I think, we boys were
saying in the room before,
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we all seemed to have literally
found what we wanted, anyways.
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So let's just enjoy
these last fucking moments.
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GIRLS:Aww!
Big love.Yeah, big love!
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It's a good vibe in the villa.
Everyone's in their love bubbles.
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Why don't we sit down, and you
tell me how much you love me?
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Cos I like it when you tell me
how much you love me.
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And when you're serious. I feel
like you're not very serious often.
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I just find it hard
in group settings.
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Like, I wanna be the clown.
I don't wanna be Romeo.
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'I struggle with public speaking.'
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I don't think, like,
it was the best speech ever,
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but it was definitely
from the heart.
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If I were to say it again...
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I would say...
OK. Yeah, go.
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..I would like to couple up
with this girl because...
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when I came into the villa,
I didn't think...
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that I could possibly find
what I found in her.
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She's my girlfriend now,
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and it's like I date
my own real-life Disney Princess.
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LAUGHING:Aww!
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And I couldn't...
I couldn't be more in love.
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Aww!
I couldn't.
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Zac! That was one of...
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That's the nicest thing ever,
you've ever said to me.
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See, you can do it!
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No, but it's, like,
I'm alone with you.
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Aww!
You know?
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You spoke so well, and everything
you said was so sweet.
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I honestly can't even remember
everything I said.
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I know there's stuff about me
being really cool
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and really nice and really pretty.
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Is that what I said?
In summary.
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Oh, that is all true.
I felt very, very special.
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I wanna see that recorded,
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and then any time I feel like shit,
I just wanna play it.
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I haven't experienced someone,
you know,
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talking so highly of me like that
for a very long time.
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The compliments were, like,
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probably the best compliments
I would want.
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I felt very appreciated
and very lucky.
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I was, um, you know,
coupled up with four other people,
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but it's not even measurable
with what I had with them,
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compared to what I have with you.
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Aww!
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Yeah, it felt good,
felt good to say.
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What you said down there
was really beautiful.
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Oh, yeah?
It was so sweet.
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Like, I don't have words to express,
like...
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those things that you said.
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I definitely feel like, you know,
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my feelings for you
are growing every single day.
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And, like, do you feel the same way?
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Do you feel like feelings for me
are growing? Like, do you...?
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I'm not like a fast burner
or anything like that.
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You know?
But the feelings are there,
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and they're not gone
or anything like that. So...
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Yeah. OK, good.
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Did you like it?
I loved it.
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I think speaking about you
in that way is as easy as, like...
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It's easy as us
just having a normal conversation.
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Do you know what I mean?
Like, it's exactly how I feel.
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So it's not, like,
a hard thing for me to do.
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That's so sweet.
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I used to get nervous,
cos it's hell weird.
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It's not a super natural thing.
It's hard, yeah.
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Every day,
the more I talk to you, honestly,
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the more that you just...
the more you impress me.
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Like, I just think
you're such a good person.
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He makes me wanna be
a better person.
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He doesn't say a bad word
about anybody,
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and he is so open to talking
to talking about his feelings.
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And I have never,
ever dated anybody like Clint.
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You've really broken suit
from the people that, like,
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I've been coupled up with in here,
too, which has been really nice.
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Yeah.Because I've been coupled up
with, um... It's been very toxic.
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I don't know.
It was upsetting me, cos...
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yeah, I haven't had some
good relationships on the outside.
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There was some guys in the villa
that I coupled up with,
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and I think that it really did
remind me of old patterns.
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Like, it was very toxic,
and that's what I was used to.
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And I thought, like,
this is who I am,
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and I thrive on this behaviour.
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And now being coupled up
with somebody like Clint
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has just shown me that, like...
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Yeah, I deserve better than that.
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It's really cute.
SHE SNIFFLES
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Yeah. You go through all that stuff
for a reason. Like...
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All of those things
teach you so much.
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They do, right?
And you have to just hope that,
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eventually, you're gonna meet
someone who you can connect with
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and who's a genuine and good person.
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I've never dated somebody
that is as loving and nurturing
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and makes me feel as safe as Clint.
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# Let the walls we build
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# Fall away... #
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Yeah, just, um...
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big night.
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# When we're together
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# We are better... #
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Do you know how attractive it is
that you let me
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put my cold feet on you?
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Really? That's attractive?
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Go me.
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Guys, we're all so loved up,
and it's so cute.
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I know. It's a really nice time
to be in the villa.
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We really are in our loved-up era.
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CHLOE:
Night, you guys. I love you all.
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Good night, everyone.
Love you, final five on season five.
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Love Island Five.
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SCATTERED LAUGHTER
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Five guys.
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Five girls. Five kisses.
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LAUGHTER
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# Pull me into the light of day
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# And let the walls be built
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# Far away. #
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REID BABBLES IN SLEEP
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SLEEP BABBLING
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BLABBER CONTINUES
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Yeah, right.
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NARRATOR, IN SPANISH:
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# Hold me with the lights down low
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# There's nothing left to hide
Now with you
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# I love it
When you love all slow... #
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Oh, my God.
Reid in the middle of the night!
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It's not even sleep talking.
It was sleep blabbering.
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Like he... What he was saying,
they weren't words.
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But, like, hell loud.
Hell loud, bro.
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Shit, I've got a...
I got a problem.
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# Ooh, oo-ooh
When it's me and you
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# When it's me and you, honey, ooh
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# I get nervous, too
But a little truth
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# Is what we need, need, need.
What we need, yeah...#
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Is everyone
just staring at their man?Yes.
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Oh, my God. Clint, Clint.
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He has got such a big back.
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His body is like a little Dorito.
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You know, it goes, like, wide,
and then he goes in.Yeah.
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I've never wanted to be a barbell
so much in my life
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when I stare at that.
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We have the best boys ever.
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We really do.
Do they think that about us?
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Yeah! Do you think?
Yeah. Oh, God, yeah.
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Guys, I'm so proud of all of you.
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We've come such a long way.
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Everyone here has been
so genuine the whole way through.
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I'm happy it's us five.
We've all had such a ride.
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I'm so happy.
TEXT ALERT
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Was that a message?
Was that a text?
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I've got a text!
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Who from?
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Oh, my God.
SHE READS ALOUD
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GIRLS:Oh, my God!
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No way!
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I hate chickens. What the hell?
Babies! Puppies!
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Babies or puppies.
Wait, is it actually?
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No, or eggs!
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SCREAMING
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Oh, my...
Wait, what?
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It's an egg.
What the hell?
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Oh, my God. We have an egg?
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We have to look after an egg?
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It's an egg.
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"Islanders,
say hello to your egg baby.
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"You must keep your baby safe
all day
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"and then return your egg baby
to your basket,
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"safe and unharmed,
at the end of the day.
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"Teach your baby good life lessons.
Never drop your baby.
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"Good luck, Islanders.
Have an egg-cellent day."
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My baby's fat.
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Great reaction, boys.
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Light work. No reaction.
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NARRATOR: 'Given I think
most Islanders would stop breathing
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'if it wasn't involuntary,
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'I'm sceptical of their ability
to look after an egg baby.
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'Real ostrich eggs,
don't you know!
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'If they drop them,
they'll be social outcasts.
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'Totally ostrich-sized!'
NARRATOR CHUCKLES
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'Thank you.'
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"Islanders,
say hello to your egg baby.
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"You must keep your baby safe
all day
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"and then return your egg baby
to your basket, safe..."
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Don't!"..and unharmed,
at the end of the day."
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What the hell?
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Oh, my God. It comes with diapers!
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Where the fuck is our baby?
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It's actually really heavy,
you know.
247
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We can't crack it open?
I thought the baby was inside.
248
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I thought we'd crack it open,
and it grows.
249
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Yeah.
Oh, do we crack it open?
250
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No, this is the baby.
Yes.
251
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I always knew
that I was gonna be a MILF,
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I just didn't think
it would be this soon,
253
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in the Love Island villa with Clint.
254
00:13:08,040 --> 00:13:11,120
Um... I don't really know
how to even hold a baby.
255
00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,520
It does worry me
that this child is pale.
256
00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,880
Yeah, yeah. Well, I reckon
we throw some colour on it.
257
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Should I go get the fake tan?
Yeah, yeah.
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I'll go get the fake tan.
I'll cut this hair up.
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I can't look at my child
if this is the colour it's gonna be.
260
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How are we gonna stick that on?
The glue that we got.
261
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Why are we making our baby
look like a little gangster for?
262
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Yeah. Get in there.
Because he's a gangster.
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Little Teller here, you know,
he is a true gangster and shit.
264
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So he's got the grills in,
you know,
265
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you know he's gotta represent.
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'But he treats the girls well,
just like his dad. And he, um...
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'He has respect for everyone else,
just like his mum.'
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So, little Teller. Little Teller.
Mm-hm.
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Be nice to the baby.
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See what's up.
Aww, little bubba.
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That looks so much better.
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So, this is Kent.
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And his name's Kent cos he just
looks like a Kent, and he's cheeky.
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He's a cheeky little Kent.
He's a cheeky little Kent.
275
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It looked like a sick child
from the Victorian era, I think.
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00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,880
But when... back when they were,
like, malnourished.
277
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Yeah. It looks like
it was very malnourished.
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It looked like it was about
to catch the black plague.
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And we're just...
we're ready to do anything for him.
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We're gonna drive him to sport.
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We're gonna teach him
that he can believe in himself.
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If he puts his mind to anything,
he can do it. And he's just...
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We're always gonna have his back.
Always.
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This is good. I like it.
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Y-You're impressed with that?
286
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Mm-hm. And then we'll have
these three going that way...OK.
287
00:14:34,280 --> 00:14:36,040
..like a diagonal.
Yep.
288
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,080
OK, so, here we have little Rocky.
289
00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,280
Um, yeah,
and he's got a full set of hair.
290
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So he's a genetic freak,
291
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,000
but, you know,
he's very mature for his age.
292
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No baby has that hairstyle, Reid.
293
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Shut up!
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00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,440
Can you stop bullying my child?
295
00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,360
Don't piss off muscle mummy
over here. Uh-uh.
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LAUGHING
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00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:59,200
The fuck? They look like they've
done reindeer ears on their kid.
298
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We're running low on curls.
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This... This is baby Lola.
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Isn't she so cute?
301
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So, she's obviously got my hair.
She's got the crazy curls going on.
302
00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:19,360
Probably a bit early
to get tattoos as a baby,
303
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:22,680
but we thought we'd give her
two cute ones behind the ears,
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so they're off her face. So...
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And she can still go
to private school.Yeah.
306
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And then she's got some big ears.
307
00:15:29,040 --> 00:15:30,920
Cos she loves eavesdropping
like her mum.
308
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:37,680
OK. POV,
our daughter is five years old,
309
00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:40,920
and she asks... she asks
if she can get her ears pierced.
310
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What do you say?
She's five?
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Yeah, she's five.
Yeah, she can do that one.
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OK. Um...
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POV, our daughter is 12,
and she asked to get a nose ring.
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00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:52,680
No.
OK.
315
00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:54,960
Do you agree so far?
Yeah.OK.
316
00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:57,400
Um...
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00:15:57,440 --> 00:16:01,760
She's 16, and she asked for
her boyfriend to come sleep over.
318
00:16:01,800 --> 00:16:03,720
Yeah.
319
00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,960
But maybe we'll keep him separate.
320
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,360
OK.
Mm.
321
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,320
And I'm not talking mattress
on the floor.
322
00:16:12,360 --> 00:16:15,840
That motherfucker's...
He can sleep in my room.
323
00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,560
She is literally the cutest thing
I've ever seen in my life.
324
00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:25,720
You're the cutest thing
I've ever seen.
325
00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,360
Are you proud of me
for giving birth?
326
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,120
Oh, you're the best mother.
327
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:34,600
So, our baby's name
is Princessa Muffin The First...
328
00:16:34,640 --> 00:16:36,120
BOTH:Nunns.
329
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,160
Everyone thinks
that she looks like me,
330
00:16:38,200 --> 00:16:40,080
but I do see similarities
in the dad.
331
00:16:42,120 --> 00:16:44,320
How many kids do you want, Zac?
332
00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:48,040
I think, for me, so...
333
00:16:48,080 --> 00:16:51,320
Four. I want four.
I think, for me,
334
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,560
because I'm one of four siblings,
I'd want four.
335
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,680
'Kids is a massive deal for me.'
336
00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,240
It would be a big thing
if my partner didn't want children,
337
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,520
you know?
338
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:06,600
So I'm super, super happy
that Zac wants children.
339
00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,040
How do you think you'd be as a mum?
340
00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:11,480
I think I'd be a great mum.
341
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:15,120
Which is crazy
that we're even talking about that,
342
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,320
but I'm just so comfortable
with him.
343
00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:20,640
I feel like it is not weird that
we talk about that sort of stuff.
344
00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:24,280
Who would've thought
that having an egg baby
345
00:17:24,320 --> 00:17:26,120
would make you think about
the future?
346
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:30,280
NARRATOR: 'Last night,
Tyra at 23 and Kale, 25,
347
00:17:30,320 --> 00:17:31,800
'were partying and pashing.
348
00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:34,200
'Today,
they're parenting and clashing.
349
00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:36,920
'Life comes at you fast.'
Two peas.
350
00:17:40,840 --> 00:17:43,080
You'd be the best mum,
though, I reckon.
351
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,440
I actually think I would be, too.
You know you would be.
352
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,000
You're too loving not to be.
353
00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,400
Do you think you'd be a good dad?
354
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,880
Yeah. Not right now, though.
355
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:54,520
I don't think I'm, like...
356
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,800
patient enough just yet
to have a kid.
357
00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,320
I think you're patient.
358
00:17:58,360 --> 00:18:00,200
But I just know
if I was to have a kid right now,
359
00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,760
that I wouldn't happy.
360
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:04,280
Yeah, I think... I don't know.
361
00:18:04,320 --> 00:18:06,880
Not that I think my life
would be empty,
362
00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:09,160
but I feel like my life
could be so much more
363
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,320
when I'm older if I...
A bit more full.
364
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:14,360
Mm.
Yeah.
365
00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:19,160
I feel like you're someone
who would happily not have kids.
366
00:18:20,480 --> 00:18:21,760
I don't know.
367
00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:24,240
I always thought I wanted two kids,
368
00:18:24,280 --> 00:18:26,320
but I reckon I could just have one
and be happy.
369
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:27,600
Really?
To be honest, yeah.
370
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:34,320
No, see, I think I need, like...
at least two.
371
00:18:35,640 --> 00:18:37,520
Minimum two?
372
00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:40,840
Maybe two.
Yeah.Two or three.
373
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,560
Could you be with someone
that doesn't want kids?
374
00:18:49,080 --> 00:18:52,280
I honestly feel like
that would be a deal breaker.
375
00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:53,360
Yeah.
376
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,440
That's fair.
377
00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,880
Yeah.
378
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:02,440
I wouldn't say Tyra and I
are on the exact same page,
379
00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,240
but we're definitely not
pages apart.
380
00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:06,840
I think it's pretty clear,
from her perspective,
381
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,760
that she definitely wants kids.
382
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:11,640
# They told me it was young love
383
00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:14,400
# They told me it was young love
384
00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,360
# He would never lie. #
385
00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:19,200
I just hope as I get a bit older,
my mind changes a bit.
386
00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,800
# I just want your lovin'
387
00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:27,600
# Your lovin'
388
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,960
# Put it on me, baby... #
389
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:30,000
# Put it on me, baby... #
NARRATOR RAPS:
'Vibes, vibes, baby vibes
390
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,280
NARRATOR RAPS:
'Vibes, vibes, baby vibes
391
00:19:32,320 --> 00:19:34,440
'Tiny eggs have been added
To the tribe
392
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:35,920
'Some get curls, some get stroked
393
00:19:35,960 --> 00:19:38,160
'Coming up is footage
Of an eye getting poked out
394
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,160
'Yes, Nate does it
But he doesn't mean it
395
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:41,960
'Reid, wake up
You're a dad, you eejit
396
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,160
'Time for milk
From a bottle not a boob.
397
00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,280
'Be a daddy, not a bloody noob!'
398
00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,840
Come on, it's milk time.
399
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:49,680
Yeah, mama needs some milk, as well.
Come on.
400
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:52,200
Come on.
401
00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,960
Zac, be careful with the baby!
402
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,440
She's... She's a happy little baby.
403
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,160
Yeah, I know.
She's always smiling, which is good.
404
00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:02,560
You're the happiest little baby
I ever did see.
405
00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:05,200
Hurry the fuck up.
406
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:08,080
No swearing in front of the child.
407
00:20:09,400 --> 00:20:11,880
That'll be you that'll
have to be careful, potty mouth.
408
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,360
I know there's a time and place.
409
00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,120
Literally heard you the other day...
410
00:20:18,160 --> 00:20:19,920
IMITATES HER:
"Every cunt and their dog..."
411
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,920
THEY LAUGH
412
00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,320
You little bogan.
413
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,400
I just won't speak at all.
414
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:28,160
Yeah, not with that mouth,
you shouldn't.
415
00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:30,080
SHE SQUEALS
416
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:34,440
'Milf and dilf Sav and Clint
are 26 and 28,
417
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:36,120
'fully grown adults,
418
00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:40,160
'so, obviously, they know about the
dangers of sun exposure for kids.'
419
00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:42,120
You like him with the bucket hat on?
420
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,440
SHE WHISPERS:Aw!
I got him some sunglasses.
421
00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:49,760
Oh, he loves them!
Does he?
422
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:52,920
He's going crazy!
SHE LAUGHS
423
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:57,280
He looks so good in them.
Oh, he look so cool in them.Yeah.
424
00:20:57,320 --> 00:21:00,920
It's such early days,
but, oh, my God, Clint...
425
00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,960
I honestly think Clint
would be the best dad.
426
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:05,560
The way that he's already acting
with this baby
427
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,800
and the things that...
428
00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:09,240
the way that he talks
about his parents and his family...
429
00:21:09,280 --> 00:21:12,000
I seriously think that he has
all the qualities
430
00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,040
to be the world's greatest dad.
431
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,760
Do you wanna have kids,
like, as you get older?
432
00:21:16,800 --> 00:21:18,600
I do. Definitely.
433
00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:21,000
I wanna have kids.
I can't wait to have kids.Yeah.
434
00:21:21,040 --> 00:21:23,040
Can't wait to be a dad. Do you?
435
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,400
I definitely want kids.
Yeah.Yeah.
436
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,000
I just want, like...I wanna do
all the stuff that you do with kids.
437
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:29,520
Like, I wanna take them
to footy games
438
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:31,920
and, like, all the stuff
that my dad did with me.Yeah.
439
00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,800
I think Sav would be a great mum.
440
00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,800
I think she'd be super, like,
441
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,920
super caring
and super compassionate.
442
00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:41,000
There wouldn't be a dull moment
in that kid's childhood, I can...
443
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,680
HE LAUGHS
That's... That's one way to put it.
444
00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:44,760
The same for me.
445
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:48,040
Like, I think
once you get to a certain age,
446
00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,920
like, everything you've built,
everything you've worked for...
447
00:21:50,960 --> 00:21:53,280
Yeah...you wanna see, like,
pass on, you know?
448
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,760
Yeah.
Like...
449
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:58,360
I want... Yeah,
definitely not one kid, only two.
450
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:00,840
We've got one now,
so now we just need, like...
451
00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,680
So we just need one more.
Yeah.One or two more.
452
00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:07,440
'I understand
the importance of legacy.
453
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:11,040
'I hope one day,
I'll be able to pass all I know
454
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,640
'about narrating
bikini-beefcake dating shows
455
00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:16,520
'to an egg of my very own.
456
00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:21,520
'Nate hopes to pass on his legacy,
or should I say "eggacy".'
457
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:23,600
Just thought I'd spend
some little father-son time
458
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:24,840
with my little Teller.
459
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,160
Got you a little present.
460
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:30,560
Just want it to be a little bit
of a surprise for you.
461
00:22:31,800 --> 00:22:33,720
GRUNTS
462
00:22:33,760 --> 00:22:35,600
It's a little dumbbell.
463
00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,640
Right, this is gonna be
your best friend right here.
464
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,800
One kilo just to start off with.
465
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,280
You can do heaps of things
with this,
466
00:22:42,320 --> 00:22:45,360
like bicep curls and shoulder press
and shit like that.
467
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:47,880
Yeah. You know, you'd like it.
468
00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,880
Yeah, he'd like it.
I'll put it over here.
469
00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,240
Thought I'd give you
the same advice that...
470
00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,720
..my dad gave me... growing up.
471
00:22:59,280 --> 00:23:01,480
The most important person
in your life - who is it?
472
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,840
Oh, shit, your eye. God damn.
473
00:23:05,640 --> 00:23:07,760
Who's the most important person
in your life?
474
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:10,560
It's not me.
475
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:13,480
It's not Georgia.
476
00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,640
It's yourself.
477
00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,480
TEXT ALERT
Oh, shit.
478
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,480
I got a text!
479
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:26,280
What?
Oh!
480
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:29,040
READS ALOUD:
481
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:47,000
"Hashtag crystal balls,
hashtag fortune favours the brave."
482
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,000
Get stuffed.
We're not meeting a psychic.
483
00:23:50,040 --> 00:23:51,480
I don't believe in that shit.
484
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,120
Oh, my God, I do!
I do!
485
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:56,320
Do you really? You don't...
You're kidding?I'm being serious.
486
00:23:56,360 --> 00:23:57,720
Don't believe that bollocks.
487
00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:58,800
SHE GASPS,
BABBLES
488
00:23:58,840 --> 00:24:02,120
Wow, that's wicked, but scary.
489
00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:03,400
WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYS
490
00:24:03,440 --> 00:24:08,520
I literally love psychic stuff
so much.
491
00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,720
NARRATOR: 'I once slapped
a psychic bloke
492
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,680
'for laughing at me mid reading.
493
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:15,840
'Guess you could say
I struck a happy medium.'
494
00:24:15,880 --> 00:24:16,880
HE LAUGHS
495
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:19,560
'Let's hope Psychic Sarah
strikes gold instead.'
496
00:24:23,320 --> 00:24:26,440
PSYCHIC SARAH:
So you're Lucinda and that's Zac.
497
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:29,280
Yeah.
And that's your egg.
498
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:33,960
Princessa Muffin, The First, Nunns.
499
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,440
SHE LAUGHS
I really love this sort of stuff.
500
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:39,680
Oh, do you?How long have
you been doing it for?25 years.
501
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:41,880
Wow! And is this, like,
your full-time job?
502
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:45,240
It's my full-time job. Yes.
Cool!
503
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:46,600
So, generally, I'm looking at...
504
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,800
I don't know the show,
and I've never watched the show,
505
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:50,960
so bear that in mind.
It's just not my gig.
506
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,480
Don't watch TV.
Maybe that's good.
507
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,400
That's good,
cos I haven't got a clue.Yeah.
508
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,840
So what we're looking at, really,
is your, uh, solar return charts
509
00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,440
and looking at how that's gonna,
um...
510
00:24:59,480 --> 00:25:02,320
how your relationship's
going to sort of turn out
511
00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:06,240
when you're here and, I guess,
you're leaving here, right?Mm.
512
00:25:06,280 --> 00:25:08,680
Oh, my God.
Yeah, yeah.
513
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:12,040
You uh, Lucinda,
are very interesting.
514
00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,120
You're a double Scorpio.
Yeah.
515
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,560
Yeah. You know that, huh?
Yeah.Wow.
516
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:20,720
They can be very, financially,
very set if they work hard.Yeah.
517
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,840
So you've got a lot of potential
that way.Yeah.
518
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,720
So if you're looking for a wife,
she can...
519
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,000
she's gonna earn a crust, right?
LAUGHS
520
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:28,600
Yeah!
Yeah.
521
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:31,040
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm the sugar mummy, baby!
522
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,160
LAUGHTER
523
00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:34,880
I'm gonna be supplying
all the dough for me, Zac
524
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,720
and Princessa Muffin The First.
525
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,160
And I'm OK with that,
cos this is a modern day family.
526
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:43,200
I think she's a lot stronger
than you've given her credit for.
527
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,640
Don't underestimate this one.
528
00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,640
She might look real cute. Yeah.
529
00:25:48,680 --> 00:25:51,200
And, like... Look at this,
like, the persona. "Whoo!"
530
00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:53,720
It's like this, yeah,
but underneath, "Woo-hoo!"
531
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:55,120
This girl's got some power.
532
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,600
Yeah.
Yeah.
533
00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:57,920
I don't buy into it.
534
00:25:57,960 --> 00:26:01,280
Like, I feel like you could almost
say any generic words to anybody
535
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,680
that are positive and nice,
and they'll feel good.
536
00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:08,560
So, um, thing with Zac is I think
you could be very restrictive
537
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:10,280
in the way that you think.
538
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,680
OK, this is my best way to put it.
539
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,200
So you will put ties on yourself.
540
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,240
Nobody's doing it,
you're doing it to yourself.
541
00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:20,760
'I just feel like...'
542
00:26:21,800 --> 00:26:24,440
..she's just saying
a bunch of buzzwords.
543
00:26:24,480 --> 00:26:25,880
And I'll be very honest with you -
544
00:26:25,920 --> 00:26:28,640
you'll have to really work at it
to make it work.
545
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,120
Yeah. Cos you've got...
546
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,800
Your very individual
in your own right.
547
00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:40,840
# You got supernatural power... #
548
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:45,520
'Next to have Psychic Sarah take
a look at their balls... of crystal,
549
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:46,960
'Tyra and Kale,
550
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:49,920
'who, as it happens,
looks a little sleepy.
551
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,760
'Sarah, wake 'em up
with your best psychic, "Hello!" '
552
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,360
Hello!
553
00:26:54,400 --> 00:26:55,440
Nice to meet you.
Sarah?
554
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,400
Nice to meet you, too.
Nice to meet you, darling.
555
00:26:57,440 --> 00:26:59,440
Oh, my God, loads of tattoos.
That's quite cool.
556
00:26:59,480 --> 00:27:01,120
Yeah. Got a few, yeah.
557
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:04,160
I just wanna look at 'em
and read you. Anyway... So, um...
558
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,800
Are you very spiritual?
559
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,000
I think so, yeah.
Very spiritual.Hmm.
560
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:10,000
You've got your sun
at 14 degrees Cancer,
561
00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,520
and you've got Mercury
at 14 degrees Cancer.
562
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,080
It's in your ninth house,
which is the house of inspiration...
563
00:27:15,120 --> 00:27:17,480
Mm-hm.
..and can make you very psychic.
564
00:27:17,520 --> 00:27:20,080
Really?
Correct.Cool.
565
00:27:20,120 --> 00:27:22,040
That's super cool.
I know.
566
00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,000
Um, and you've got your moon
in Virgo -
567
00:27:24,040 --> 00:27:26,760
that makes you extremely analytical.
Right.
568
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,000
So your analytical takes you
very much away
569
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,280
from what you feel and how you feel.
Yeah.
570
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,320
So when you... When you...
Is that not spot-on?
571
00:27:33,360 --> 00:27:34,600
Oh, dude.
Is it not?
572
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:36,440
Yeah, a hundred percent.
Yeah.
573
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:37,960
'It was laughable
how spot on it was.'
574
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,080
Anyone could tell you -
575
00:27:39,120 --> 00:27:42,400
half of my Love Island journey
has been me thinking too damn much
576
00:27:42,440 --> 00:27:43,680
and not feeling enough.
577
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:46,640
I think you fight your inner self.
Mm.Yeah.
578
00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,040
There's an internal fight with that.
Mm-hm.Yeah.
579
00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,720
And he's gonna help you
set that free.
580
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,600
Let go.
I love that.
581
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:55,360
She sort of lit up
when she heard that
582
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,840
and sort of looked straight over
to me and started smiling, and...
583
00:27:58,880 --> 00:28:02,320
and that's pretty well all I've
been trying to do since I got back.
584
00:28:02,360 --> 00:28:05,880
So you're Cancer
with your moon in Cancer.Hmm.
585
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:09,040
Wow.
What's that mean?
586
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:10,480
A good match.
587
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,640
Oh, really? Go us.
588
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:15,200
And whether you're in love
with each other, whether you're not,
589
00:28:15,240 --> 00:28:17,080
it doesn't matter,
you've still got...
590
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:19,360
you can have each other's backs
for the rest of your life.
591
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:20,640
Yeah.
Like that feeling.
592
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,800
I think there are a lot of things
in there
593
00:28:22,840 --> 00:28:25,720
that give me hope and confidence.
594
00:28:25,760 --> 00:28:28,840
Not that I needed it,
but it's just nice to hear.
595
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:29,880
THEY LAUGH
596
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:33,040
Confident people here.
597
00:28:33,080 --> 00:28:34,080
CHLOE:Hello.
Hello!
598
00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:35,240
REID:Hey.
599
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:37,440
Chloe and Reid?
BOTH: Yes.
600
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,120
And you're ready to go, right?
Yeah.Very good.
601
00:28:40,160 --> 00:28:42,720
Did you pick each other?
Is that how it happened?
602
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:44,520
Uh, it was, to a certain extent
when, um...
603
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,200
when Chloe came through as a bomb.
604
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:49,120
Out of everyone here,
I've had five couplings.
605
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,160
So Chloe's my fifth couple,
which is the most...Wow.
606
00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:54,680
Is that right?
Yeah, very pleased.
607
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,520
He was just waiting.
Just waiting.
608
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,920
So, your moon's in Gemini,
which is, uh, an interesting format,
609
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:02,200
and that's in
your house of relationships.
610
00:29:02,240 --> 00:29:03,560
So you'll have these elements of,
611
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:07,200
"I'm completely all in
or I'm not in it all."Yeah.
612
00:29:07,240 --> 00:29:09,320
Right?
Mm-hm.You see that? Yeah.
613
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:11,440
Keep that in mind.
LAUGHTER
614
00:29:11,480 --> 00:29:13,280
Definitely will.
615
00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:17,560
And I was like...
"Shit, what does that mean?"
616
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,680
He's having a Gemini moment
when he's doing that.
617
00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,760
And it'll all spin around.
618
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,480
"In about three hours,
I'll change my opinion again."
619
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:25,320
It's just, you know,
one person's opinion,
620
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,560
and they're, you know,
they're reading a chart,
621
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:30,280
and take of that what you will.
622
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:31,800
Yeah. I'm very sceptical.
623
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:33,520
Hello!
624
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,400
Savanah and Clint.
BOTH: Yes.
625
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:38,040
Nice to meet you.
CLINT:Nice to meet you.
626
00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,440
Nice to meet you, too. Huh.
627
00:29:40,520 --> 00:29:41,640
Are you into each other?
628
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:44,840
Yeah, I'm into Clint.
Yeah, I'm definitely into Sav.
629
00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,160
We've probably had
the shortest journey in here, but...
630
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:48,200
Yeah, we've only...
631
00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:50,800
So, we've only known each other
for, like, what, five days?
632
00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:52,320
This is day six, I think.
Six days.
633
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,320
Six days?
Yeah.
634
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,800
Wow.
Crazy.
635
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,840
It is, but you're kind of
well matched.
636
00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:01,640
Really?
Yeah.Ooh.
637
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:04,000
Uh, you live near each other?
No.
638
00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:07,200
It's interesting, cos I think that's
where the biggest conflict will be.
639
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,200
Mm.
I mean, that makes sense.
640
00:30:09,240 --> 00:30:12,000
Yeah, because you're not gonna
wanna compromise.
641
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,000
Me?
Yeah.Why?
642
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:16,120
You are very strong
in your own mind, yeah.
643
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,960
So you know what you want, when you
want it and how you want it, yeah?
644
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:20,280
And that's the way it is. Yeah?
645
00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:22,440
Well, he's Aries, so he's like,
"All right,
646
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:24,320
"I'll compromise to a degree,"
647
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:27,440
but when that kicks in,
he's gonna go, "Hello."
648
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:28,960
Mm.
Right.
649
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:30,720
Sav's in Adelaide,
I'm in Queensland.
650
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:33,680
Obviously, if you don't compromise
and work on that,
651
00:30:33,720 --> 00:30:35,360
then that's gonna be an issue.
652
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:37,880
You're looking for somebody
really, really strong.
653
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:40,920
Really strong male.
OK.
654
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,600
Anybody who's wishy-washy
will not work.
655
00:30:43,640 --> 00:30:46,240
Won't work.
Yeah. That makes sense.
656
00:30:46,280 --> 00:30:48,200
You'll just... "Bye." Yeah.
LAUGHTER
657
00:30:48,240 --> 00:30:51,200
So that's about that inner strength.
So if you show that inner strength,
658
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,360
this should work out
really quite well, actually.
659
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:54,440
Ah.
Yeah.
660
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:57,000
It was really cool to get,
like, an outsider perspective,
661
00:30:57,040 --> 00:31:00,000
especially from a psychic,
but at the end of the day,
662
00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:01,640
it is, like, how me and Clint
are feeling,
663
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:06,080
and that kind of, in my mind,
takes the front seat.
664
00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,640
Georgia.
Georgia.And Nate.
665
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:08,880
Yes.
Yes, correct.
666
00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:11,560
Have you had a reading done before?
667
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,400
I actually have had
a reading before.
668
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,160
Have you had a reading done before?
669
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:17,160
No, I haven't.
Are you not interested in it?
670
00:31:17,200 --> 00:31:18,640
I'm actually interested in it.
671
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:21,400
I've always thought about it,
but I've just...Never looked at it.
672
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:27,800
So, Nate, um, you're...
you're well matched, by the way.
673
00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,600
That's good to hear.
Astrologically.
674
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:31,720
Oh, yeah.
675
00:31:31,760 --> 00:31:33,720
Yeah, you've got
a real interesting birth chart.
676
00:31:33,760 --> 00:31:35,960
You obviously know you're Aquarius,
yeah?Yeah.
677
00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,200
You're quite complex.
You're not easy to understand,
678
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,240
and you will have to work
for everything you get,
679
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:43,520
but as long as you work for
everything you get, you'll get it.
680
00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:48,080
Sometimes, you probably won't be
connected to your emotions enough.
681
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,960
Yeah, I agree with that.
OK.
682
00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,400
It's hard for me to really
tell someone exactly how I feel
683
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,400
because I feel like
I'm becoming vulnerable.
684
00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:00,200
Being hurt in past relationships
and situationships, you know,
685
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:02,760
has caused me
to put up a lot of walls.
686
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,880
This is as deep as the oceans go.
687
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:06,600
Yeah? See where I'm at? Yeah.
688
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:09,400
She needs to know
about those things, you know?
689
00:32:09,440 --> 00:32:11,920
Take me on a deep dive. Yeah?
Yeah.
690
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,320
Are you with me?
Yeah.
691
00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:15,880
So you need to express that.
That would make it a lot easier.
692
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:17,880
Any questions
about your relationship?
693
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:21,600
Are you able to tell us, like,
what, like... the biggest...
694
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:23,680
I don't know what the right word is.
The challenge.
695
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,960
..the biggest challenge is gonna be
for the both of us together?
696
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,840
The thing is,
is you've gotta open up. Yeah.Mm.
697
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:31,360
"Let's show my feelings."
698
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:35,040
And you've gotta have
that element of patience...
699
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,280
Mm.
..that's gonna be needed.Mm.
700
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,320
I think Psychic Sarah
saw straight through, like,
701
00:32:39,360 --> 00:32:40,640
through our relationship.
702
00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,800
She brought up things
that I was feeling
703
00:32:42,840 --> 00:32:44,760
and I didn't know
how to communicate them.
704
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,520
So I don't think Sarah
could have came on a better day.
705
00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:48,840
Cos I feel like I was finally able
706
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,480
to kind of lay it on the table
with Nate.
707
00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,960
Here's a question.
Yeah.
708
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,640
This one's actually quite deep.
OK.
709
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,760
Going off, like...
710
00:32:57,800 --> 00:33:01,040
Um, going off the whole, like,
her saying, like,
711
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:04,800
you're not emotionally vulnerable
and all that sort of stuff.
712
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:06,640
For me...
Is there something I can do?
713
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:10,880
I don't think it's anything
that you can do.
714
00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,680
I never wanted to become emotionally
vulnerable in here because...
715
00:33:13,720 --> 00:33:14,720
SHE SIGHS
716
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:19,600
..it's not real life.
717
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:22,520
There's so many things
that you can't do in here
718
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:26,600
that really makes me, like,
fucking completely fall for someone.
719
00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,960
You know what I'm saying?
720
00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:32,120
You know? I'm with someone
that I want to be with, you know?
721
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,680
I'm enjoying this experience
to the absolute fullest,
722
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:38,320
but I just know that I can't
take that next step until...
723
00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:42,320
..like, until there's more.
Yeah.
724
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:47,160
Until there's more stuff
to base this off of, you know?Yeah.
725
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:52,520
It wasn't super awesome
hearing that from him,
726
00:33:52,560 --> 00:33:54,080
but I understand.
727
00:33:54,120 --> 00:33:57,080
Like, I'm not sitting here thinking,
you know, "Screw you, Nate."
728
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,320
Like, I'm not thinking that,
I'm being understanding,
729
00:33:59,360 --> 00:34:01,800
and I wanna keep working on things
with him.
730
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:03,640
I still think you're very handsome.
Yeah.
731
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:05,320
I still like you.
Yeah.
732
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:07,360
I think just the main difference
is, like,
733
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,800
I wanna wake up every day
and feel something more,
734
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:12,320
and you're not able to.
Yeah.
735
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:14,520
And that's where
we're struggling the most.
736
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,640
But do you feel something more
every day?
737
00:34:17,680 --> 00:34:19,200
I want to.
738
00:34:19,240 --> 00:34:21,520
Have I the last couple of days?
No.No.
739
00:34:21,560 --> 00:34:24,520
And has that been hurting me?
Yes.Yeah.
740
00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:26,640
That's just how I feel.
That's just how I...
741
00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,720
Yeah, exactly. Yeah.
That's just how I work.
742
00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,480
I'm trying to be patient. I am.
Yeah.
743
00:34:31,520 --> 00:34:34,640
But if you wanna know how I feel...
that's it.That's how you feel.
744
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,600
It sucks when you're not the same,
745
00:34:37,640 --> 00:34:40,400
and there's nothing
I can really do about that.
746
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:42,200
You OK?
Yeah, I'm OK.
747
00:34:42,240 --> 00:34:43,320
You OK?
I'm OK.
748
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,960
Wow, and we have a baby, too.
749
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,800
So I guess we in this.
750
00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:54,280
You're locked in now!
751
00:34:54,800 --> 00:34:56,080
SHE LAUGHS
Dang.
752
00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,280
NARRATOR: 'Being egg baby parents
753
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,600
'has already made the Islanders
way less self-obsessed.'
754
00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:10,680
We're literally a milf and a dilf.
'Uh, baby steps, obviously...'
755
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:12,160
Aww!
756
00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,480
'While some parents,
Tyra and Kale for example, take
757
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:18,400
'the "wrap 'em in cotton towels"
approach to parenting,
758
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:19,960
'Zac and Lucinda use
759
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,160
'the "throw 'em in
the lifeguard-free pool
760
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,720
' "and see what happens" method.'
761
00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:25,640
ZAC:Daddy's gonna teach you
how to swim.
762
00:35:25,680 --> 00:35:27,480
LUCINDA:But we've got to be careful
with her.
763
00:35:27,520 --> 00:35:30,120
Where's her floaties?
She's a chunker, she'll sink.
764
00:35:30,160 --> 00:35:32,840
Don't put her mouth under the water.
OK.
765
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:34,040
THEY LAUGH
766
00:35:34,080 --> 00:35:36,200
Zac was a good dad today.
767
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,880
You're a dilf.
768
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:39,800
I won't deny.
769
00:35:41,280 --> 00:35:43,800
LAUGHTER
Zac!
770
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,400
Don't throw her around the pool.
She loved it. Did you see?
771
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:47,800
She couldn't stop smiling.
772
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:51,040
Let's see how high
Daddy can throw you!No!
773
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:53,600
'Such innocent, wholesome fun.
774
00:35:53,640 --> 00:35:57,000
'I can't wait for this next bit
of innocent, wholesome fun
775
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,840
'to spark outrage
amongst internet trolls
776
00:35:59,880 --> 00:36:02,080
'who shout at their mum
from the basement.'
777
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:04,560
SAVANAH:I think we should put
make-up on him.
778
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,120
CLINT:Oh, yeah. That's good.
779
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,760
THEY LAUGH
780
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,640
Aw! Big, happy family.
781
00:36:13,840 --> 00:36:15,800
CHLOE:Very content.
782
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,640
TEXT ALERT
TYRA: Hiding behind that cloud.
783
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:19,560
Oh, I've got a text!
784
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,880
What the hell?
Uh-oh.What the hell?
785
00:36:21,920 --> 00:36:23,280
You just woke Lola up, bro.
786
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,360
READS ALOUD:
787
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:29,000
SHE GASPS
Aw.
788
00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,640
CONTINUES READING:
789
00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:37,440
HE GASPS
Do we get a crack them?!
790
00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,000
No!
791
00:36:39,040 --> 00:36:41,640
Been a really nice day
with our daughter...
792
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,160
and I don't think I was ready
to say goodbye yet.
793
00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:45,680
'She just looked really sad.'
794
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:47,800
Which is funny, cos we drew
a smiley face on her,
795
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,440
so she couldn't possibly look sad.
796
00:36:49,480 --> 00:36:53,280
Thank you for bringing me
and your mother closer together.
797
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:54,520
Love you.
798
00:36:54,560 --> 00:36:56,600
And I hope your hair chills out.
SHE GASPS
799
00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,200
Do you hope Mummy's hair chills out,
too?
800
00:37:00,240 --> 00:37:03,880
# So long, farewell... #
801
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:05,720
SAVANAH: Cheeky little Kent
has grown on me.
802
00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,040
CLINT:He loves rap.
He's going through a rap era.
803
00:37:08,080 --> 00:37:09,560
Rock-a-by, Kenty, you're gangster.
804
00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,840
It's not goodbye, it's just
smell you later, cos you blessed us.
805
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:14,360
THEY LAUGH
806
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:18,040
# Say goodbye for one last time... #
807
00:37:19,040 --> 00:37:20,960
I wanted to keep her forever.
808
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,760
ZAC:Well, I'm ready
to hand her over.
809
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:25,040
She's gonna grow into
a lovely ostrich one day.
810
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:29,520
BOTH SING:# Princessa
You're a little muffin... #
811
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:31,800
BOTH:Rocky, Rocky sat on the wall
812
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:33,960
Rocky, Rocky had a hella bad fall.
813
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,000
# You can do anything in life
814
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:40,920
# Maybe even found your wife
On a dating show
815
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:42,640
# If that's the way
You're looking at it. #
816
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,720
SHE LAUGHS
Aw, do you not feel sad?
817
00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:47,160
Nah.
818
00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:48,480
LUCINDA:Sweet dreams.
819
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,080
# Say goodbye
For one last time... #
820
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:54,560
Good night, sweet dreams.
SHE LAUGHS
821
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,600
What do we do now?
We have no purpose.
822
00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:01,840
KALE:Wanna go make another one?
823
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,080
We can try.
HE LAUGHS
824
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:06,320
Bye, Lola.
It feels weird leaving her.
825
00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:08,160
Yeah, I know.
It feels like we're abandoning.
826
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,040
# Say goodbye
For one last time. #
827
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,440
NARRATOR, IN SPANISH:
828
00:38:32,800 --> 00:38:34,280
Oh, look at that!
829
00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:37,440
Do feel like a sex god in this.
830
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:38,480
WHOOPING
831
00:38:38,520 --> 00:38:41,240
NARRATOR: 'Having mourned the loss
of their precious egg babies
832
00:38:41,280 --> 00:38:46,640
'for 11 gut-wrenching seconds,
the Islanders are ready to par-tay!
833
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:47,880
'Little do they know,
834
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:50,480
'we've replaced the champers
with leftover baby formula.
835
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,440
'Let's see if they notice.'
836
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:54,960
Let's drink up.
ALL:Yeah!
837
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,320
We are really in our loved-up era
at the minute.
838
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,520
Everyone's feeling so good,
just really at peace.
839
00:39:01,560 --> 00:39:03,520
During the mains,
not been doing one after, so...
840
00:39:03,560 --> 00:39:05,920
Your eye shadow looks SO good.
841
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:08,320
All right, OK, guys, I need help.
842
00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:10,400
What?
KALE:With what?
843
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:12,760
I wanna do a little cute date
for me and Reid tonight.
844
00:39:12,800 --> 00:39:14,280
Fuck, yeah! Sick.
Aww!
845
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,080
I need everybody's teamwork
to make this happen.Yep.
846
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:20,560
I'm thinking a nice picnic here.
Cheese, wine.
847
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,080
I need everybody's help
cos I need to distract Reid.
848
00:39:24,120 --> 00:39:27,280
You know, he's a crafty man,
he knows what's going on.
849
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:31,560
'Reid! Touch your head if you
haven't got a clue what's going on!'
850
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,920
Villa boys!
851
00:39:34,360 --> 00:39:35,920
Should we have a boys chat
in the nook?
852
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,080
REID: Yeah.
Are we doing toasties?
853
00:39:38,120 --> 00:39:40,040
You can make me a Nutella sandwich
if you want.
854
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,960
Do you want a Nutella sandwich?
Yes, please.
855
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,160
I was like, "Sure, Reid, on it!"
856
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:48,040
I was not on it at all.
SHE LAUGHS
857
00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,280
It was all part of the plan.
Villa boys.
858
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,800
Another night, another night.
Villa boys.
859
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:56,000
NATE: Shit, yeah, get that shit out.
860
00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:58,680
I'll make a little antipasto
sort of thing.
861
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,000
Shh.
LUCINDA:This is some other cheese.
862
00:40:01,040 --> 00:40:02,360
Shh, shh, shh.
WHISPERS:OK.
863
00:40:02,400 --> 00:40:04,160
GEORGIA:The salami flower's ready.
864
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,480
What do you reckon'll
happen tonight?
865
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,440
I feel like not, nothing can happen.
Yeah!
866
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:09,480
This is super cute.
867
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:11,400
I know. I feel like
it's a little first date.
868
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:12,640
Your first little date.
869
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:16,320
I wore plaits tonight in honour
of the cheese platter.
870
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:18,440
SHE LAUGHS
871
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:21,920
WHISPERS:Thanks, lads.
872
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,000
Are we ready to go?
Good to go.
873
00:40:24,040 --> 00:40:25,480
Lets go now.
874
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,840
Toast is ready.
Toast is ready.
875
00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,560
Reid, sandwich.
What, the Nutella?
876
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,120
Zac sandwich is ready.
Already?
877
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:34,760
Yeah, we're fast now.
878
00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:37,960
We be fast, you know,
879
00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,160
Just down there.
880
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,080
Reid, I think
we should have a little chat.
881
00:40:41,120 --> 00:40:42,800
LAUGHTER
882
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:49,240
Hell, yeah.
883
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,080
Chloe's date
that she had planned for me
884
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:52,600
caught me completely off guard.
885
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,600
I mean, yeah,
I didn't see it coming at all.
886
00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:58,320
# Spin around
My heart is beating... #
887
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:00,520
Surprise.
888
00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,920
Oh, thank you. Thank you.
SHE LAUGHS
889
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,600
I thought
I would do something nice for us.
890
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,680
Oh! Come sit down.
891
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,880
I love this. I love love.
892
00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:11,520
I love love.
893
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,440
They are just such a power couple.
I love them.
894
00:41:14,480 --> 00:41:17,080
I love Chloe. I love Reid.
They're great.
895
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:19,920
We haven't had alone time,
so I was like...Hmm.
896
00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,000
I think it's important.
897
00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:23,720
I want to spend some time
with you alone.
898
00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:25,920
This is awesome.
SHE LAUGHS
899
00:41:25,960 --> 00:41:28,320
Do you like my little plate,
900
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,160
the girls helped me
with the plan and...
901
00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,760
SHE GIGGLES
I was, like, little surprise.
902
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:35,400
Oh, this is good.
I want to do something nice for you.
903
00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:37,800
Thank you so much.
904
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:39,800
That was one of the nicest things
that any girl
905
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,080
has ever done for me ever.
906
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:42,680
I mean, you know, I love...
907
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:46,800
Anything that comes up when you're
not expecting it is the greatest.
908
00:41:46,840 --> 00:41:50,800
What was your ideal date?
Yum.
909
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,520
This is good?
I know, right?
910
00:41:52,560 --> 00:41:54,040
We're eating the whole thing.
911
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,640
Reid was just fully demolishing
the cheese platter.
912
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,360
I think he was probably more
interested in the cheese
913
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:00,520
than me to be fair, but...
914
00:42:00,560 --> 00:42:01,720
SHE LAUGHS
915
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:02,800
What's my ideal date?
916
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:04,320
It's like a picnic.
917
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,920
Look, this is the best I can do.
918
00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,880
Picnic near the, um...
919
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,320
On a, you know...
920
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:13,320
Sunset picnic near the, um,
near the ocean up on a hill.
921
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:21,680
I mean, semi hill, semi picnic.
922
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,120
I think this will do.
923
00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,600
SHE LAUGHS
924
00:42:28,640 --> 00:42:31,280
No, I appreciate this a lot.
SHE LAUGHS
925
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:35,880
I still get nervous around Reid,
which is a good sign.
926
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:39,040
Yeah, it's been a long time
since I've liked someone like this.
927
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,720
So it's a good feeling.
928
00:42:40,760 --> 00:42:43,320
I think that
you're a very loyal girl
929
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,000
and I can feel that from the
very start, which is pretty rare.
930
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:49,240
Like I said to the guys, I was,
like, you know when you ask a girl,
931
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,360
"Oh, what do you want for dinner?"
932
00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,120
And they um and ah, and they go,
933
00:42:53,160 --> 00:42:54,680
"Oh, no,
let's get whatever you want."
934
00:42:54,720 --> 00:42:57,320
You would just give me a straight
up answer. Just a go-getter.
935
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,160
See, I'm so like that.
I mean, it's 2023.
936
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:04,480
Mm.
If you want something, go get it.
937
00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:06,120
Mm.
You know.
938
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:07,560
SHE LAUGHS
939
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:09,320
She's such a great chick. Yeah.
940
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,200
I couldn't ask for anyone better.
941
00:43:12,240 --> 00:43:14,960
# Are you with me...? #
942
00:43:15,000 --> 00:43:18,840
I appreciate you so much. Thank you.
Well, I thought it was cute.
943
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:22,640
A picnic on the Love Island villa.
Thank you.
944
00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,960
# Are you with me...? #
945
00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,800
NARRATOR: 'Yeah. Yeah.
946
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:36,520
'Psychic Sarah this,
Psychic Sarah that,
947
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:38,520
'I've got psychic powers, too,
you know?
948
00:43:38,560 --> 00:43:42,320
'Watch this, any second now
the satellites will align
949
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:46,760
'and the girls will receive a text.'
950
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,480
PHONE CHIMES,
SHE GASPS
951
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,000
'That'll be 100 euro, please.'
952
00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:51,800
Guys. I got a text.
953
00:43:51,840 --> 00:43:54,080
Oh, my God.
Oh, wow. What the hell?
954
00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,920
Shit.
955
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:57,160
SHE READS
956
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:03,760
CHEERING
957
00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:05,640
Oh, my God.
Fuck, yeah!
958
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:07,160
"Please choose wisely.
959
00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,920
"Hashtag
RomanticGetawayStaycation."
960
00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:11,000
Oh, hell, yeah.
961
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,240
Go me.
962
00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:16,480
Couple up now, so...
963
00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:20,680
Ah! Hideaway is open again.
964
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:22,920
This really is locked-up era.
965
00:44:22,960 --> 00:44:24,600
SHE LAUGHS
966
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:26,960
There is a full check list, yes,
going into the Hideaway.
967
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:29,840
And you do have to make sure
every box is checked.
968
00:44:29,880 --> 00:44:33,560
Step one, get the girls to help you
pick out some lingerie.
969
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,920
Yes.
Oh, yes.
970
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:37,800
You look amazing!
971
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:39,600
Step two,
you have to use a mouthwash.
972
00:44:39,640 --> 00:44:42,240
If you don't use a mouthwash,
like, come on now.
973
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:44,080
Have a bit of respect
for the young man.
974
00:44:44,120 --> 00:44:46,520
You spit like that,
he's gonna love you.
975
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:49,440
Step three, have to wear heels.
If you're going down to the Hideaway
976
00:44:49,480 --> 00:44:51,640
like a barefoot bandit,
I'm embarrassed for you.
977
00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:53,600
Stick on a little kitten heel.
978
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:56,200
If you don't put your heels on,
You can't go.OK.
979
00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:59,160
I don't make the rules.
Yeah.
980
00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:01,560
Step four,
you lather yourself in perfume.
981
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:04,720
Step five,
start doing some stretches.
982
00:45:04,760 --> 00:45:06,400
Stretch me out.
983
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:08,600
Jesus.
I'm tight, I'm tight.
984
00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,360
Next leg.
No time to waste.
985
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:13,080
Right leg.Every second counts
in there. Let's go.
986
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,800
Visualise.One leg's
going behind the head, at least.
987
00:45:15,840 --> 00:45:18,680
And then step six is
give us a little catwalk
988
00:45:18,720 --> 00:45:20,160
because you look hot.
989
00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:23,520
THEY CHANT: Hideaway.
Yay!
990
00:45:24,960 --> 00:45:27,200
CHEERING
991
00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,000
And that is
the Hideaway check list.
992
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:31,680
Hell, yeah. Open up, buddy.
993
00:45:33,240 --> 00:45:34,760
Oh, yeah.
Double spray.
994
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:36,520
Hell, yeah.
You just, you've earnt it.
995
00:45:36,560 --> 00:45:37,880
Zac is just that guy.
996
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:40,280
He whips out
the old breath mint spray.
997
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:41,960
It's such a Zac thing
998
00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:44,240
and I don't even know
where you buy that sort of shit.
999
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:46,840
'A shop, Kale,
near the veggie section
1000
00:45:46,880 --> 00:45:48,480
'where we found you.'
1001
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:50,480
All right, boys, on three.
1002
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,840
Honour and respect.
1003
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:54,520
ALL: One, two, three.
Honour and respect.
1004
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:55,800
Hell, yeah.
1005
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:59,200
So, Tyra, it's your second time
in the Hideaway.
1006
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,640
How, how are you feeling?
This, with Kale,
1007
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:05,000
I'm just so ecstatic
to get in there with him
1008
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:07,760
and just explore, and just have fun.
1009
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:10,640
It's a whole different vibe
this time around.
1010
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,760
It's gonna be...
Yeah, definitely, a first taste
1011
00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:15,520
of the real world with Kale.
1012
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,720
This time next week,
we could very well be staying over
1013
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:21,600
at each other's houses.
So it's practise.
1014
00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:24,880
I was telling the girls, like,
we haven't done anything sexual.
1015
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:28,520
Like, anything. We make out.
That's it. Nothing else.
1016
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:34,920
Oh, this is like perfect to see...
Wow.
1017
00:46:34,960 --> 00:46:38,200
ALL: Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha.
1018
00:46:38,240 --> 00:46:41,200
Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha.
1019
00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,200
Us four are going first
and then we'll work it out
1020
00:46:43,240 --> 00:46:44,440
at the bottom of the stairs.
1021
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:48,080
ALL: Cha, cha, cha, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha, cha.
1022
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:51,680
I want a diamond formation.
You want a diamond? OK.
1023
00:46:51,720 --> 00:46:53,960
Should we go into a Haka?
OK. I'm happy now. OK, go.
1024
00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:57,240
Ladies and gentlemen,
reveal your racehorse
1025
00:46:57,280 --> 00:46:59,320
in three, two, one, go.
1026
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,120
ALL: Aw!
1027
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,440
Cutie patootie.
1028
00:47:05,480 --> 00:47:07,080
Oh, the happy couple.
1029
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:10,920
Kale looks absolutely stunning.
I love the shorts.
1030
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:13,080
Yeah. I dressed up real,
real hard tonight.
1031
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,560
Scrubs up nice.
1032
00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:16,640
Bye, guys.
See you, guys.
1033
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:19,160
See you later.
See you in the morning.
1034
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:20,760
Have fun!
1035
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:21,920
Don't have too much fun!
1036
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,760
Yay!
1037
00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:33,360
So cute!
1038
00:47:33,400 --> 00:47:35,960
How good.
Yay!
1039
00:47:36,000 --> 00:47:38,360
Look at the spread.
1040
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:42,120
Yeah. It's like super keen
to have a night with Tyra alone.
1041
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,520
Cheers to us.
Cheers to the Hideaway.
1042
00:47:44,560 --> 00:47:46,200
Cheers to us.
1043
00:47:46,240 --> 00:47:48,560
This was the last little thing
that I reckon completes
1044
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:50,000
my little Love Island journey.
1045
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,200
It's probably
the last thing I haven't done yet.
1046
00:47:52,240 --> 00:47:54,040
Oh, the full Love Island
experience.Yeah.
1047
00:47:54,080 --> 00:47:56,280
I'm absolutely buzzing
for this time with you.
1048
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:57,960
Yeah. It's being here now.
1049
00:47:58,000 --> 00:48:00,720
So excited and so lucky.
1050
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,920
Oh, you're not so lucky.
I am so lucky.
1051
00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:08,200
Why?
Because I have an amazing guy
1052
00:48:08,240 --> 00:48:11,600
that I'm getting to spend time
with in a fucking villa in Spain.
1053
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,320
Yeah, true.
Pretty lucky.
1054
00:48:13,360 --> 00:48:15,280
No, I know,
I know you feel like that.
1055
00:48:15,320 --> 00:48:18,560
But I mean with me and you, I think
going to the Hideaway is lucky,
1056
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,760
but I don't think me being...
is lucky, like,
1057
00:48:20,800 --> 00:48:23,600
if you're happy,
you deserve to be here.
1058
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:25,000
Yeah?
1059
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:27,920
I think I'm pretty lucky.
1060
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:33,680
I'm excited for the first weekend,
you staying over.
1061
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,640
Hmm!
1062
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:41,280
Hideaway.
1063
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,400
Yeah, I'm holding on tight.
1064
00:49:11,760 --> 00:49:13,040
LAUGHTER
1065
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:18,920
# And you always stay with me... #
1066
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:23,640
You tasted really yum.
1067
00:49:24,760 --> 00:49:28,440
# If we get close in the crowd
1068
00:49:28,480 --> 00:49:34,360
# You'll always stay with me... #
1069
00:49:40,520 --> 00:49:44,000
I love us. I think we're so cool
1070
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:47,400
Don't you think,
don't you think we're cool together?
1071
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:50,320
I'm super stoked with us together.
1072
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:56,560
You know, like when I first got back
it was, like, so early and so soon,
1073
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,840
# Stay with me... #
1074
00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:17,440
'Moon. See, I am psychic!'
1075
00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,640
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