All language subtitles for Lass jucken Kumpel 4

Good luck!

Look at that!

Benson has a new car!

He can't afford that!

Good luck!

The boss didn't let him rest either.

He had to buy a new BMW.

And how hardworking they are at cleaning!

Good luck!

Congratulations on the new car!

Thank you, thank you.

Nice piece, isn't it?

Now all that's missing is
to get the driver's license.

Don't be so loud, not everyone has to know.

But, boss, not everyone knows anyway,

that his wife will drive him to the pub
in the morning and pick him up at noon.

Yes, yes, that's good. Good luck!

Good luck!

Where are you going on vacation?

To the North Sea, to the West.

And you?

I might do it in the south of France,
to Monte Carlo, Nizza or something.

Great!

And you, Caldo?

Yes, I booked Mexico.

Acapulco is the name of the pub.

Yes, then have fun!

Good luck!

Did you hear that?

Of course I heard that. I'm not deaf.

Where are they going?

What can you do? They're in Leningrad.

What did you say when
Trudy wants to go on vacation?

To Bavaria, she said.

Trudy is just going to Bavaria like that?

Yes, of course.

She said it's fun.

There are the dumbest men

in the world.

Or boys, they call them in Bavaria.

Fantastic!

They look like gods in their
leather pants with jewelry.

Just great, says Trudy.

That's it.

Nobody's coming today anyway.

Half of them are on vacation.

Good luck!

A beer and a double.

We'll have the same.

Of course, you two.

Every time I want to have a party.

Erika, we have a fire at
30 degrees in the shade.

There's a fire.

What do you want to have?

You know our evening.

We're going to have a party.

You know our evening
shop, little French girl.

You've been in Germany long enough.

Germany is great.

You shouldn't always be at work.

Go to bed.

Yes, father, soon.

I have to finish the bread for the child.

Is it ready?

Soon, but today I want
to give it to him myself.

No, no, today is Sunday.

It's my turn.

He's used to it.

And the worst thing for a
child is to break his habits.

That takes him out of rhythm.

And that's bad for digestion.

So please, please, please, please.

Yes.

Are you finally coming?

Is he already screaming?

No, but he will scream soon.

He's already moving his muzzle.

Like this.

The way you copy him.

As if he were Dracula, the cute little guy.

Well, hopefully I
can still visit the little

one in the future,
if it goes on like this

with the two of them.

Hopefully.

You, Erika, I was thinking,
don't you want to go on vacation?

Me on vacation?

Without Lucky?

But who knows when he'll come back?

Heritage affairs take a
little longer and even in Italy.

I don't know.

He's not coming so fast.

Who died?

The grandfather or the grandmother?

The grandfather.

Didn't Lucky say how long it could take?

Well, two to three weeks.

That's a wonderful opportunity
for you to go on vacation for a bit.

And the child?

Oh, the little guy, he can't be better
than with the two good brothers.

And besides, I'm still there, aren't I?

You, I thought you could actually
go to my brother's front with Trudy.

I think I'll be able to do that.

Well, I think you're a good idea.

Yes.

But I think I'll go with you.

Well, I think I'll go with you.

But I think I'll go with you.

I think I'll go with you.

What?

To Uncle Michael?

Yes.

He's a completely different person from me.

Not very friendly.

A real pigsty.

Yes.

But then he's different from you.

I've always wanted to meet him.

But I don't know.

I'll have to think about that.

Do that, girl.

Well, come on, Erwin.

Let's get some more soup.

No, Juke, I'm not hungry.

Come on, come on, come on.

I'll take you to the little boy.

Yes, yes.

I'll take you to the little boy.

Come on, come on, come on.

We'll have to work tomorrow.

But we've got a bus fare at work tomorrow.

Well, I really let you have too much.

Friend, I have to get some.

What?

Where did you let her puke?

You're the one who has
the most poops in the ass.

Or at Mrs. Faust, I guess.

Who lets you get to it?

Who, who, who?

I don't know.

I, I don't know.

If he lets me? You pretend
that you're the woman,

you want to say that
you've already got Trudy?

It would be a small thing, but
you don't break anything so quickly.

Well, you two pretty ones,
don't you want something else?

No, I don't have a penunze
anymore and the holiday money is

mine. The old pipe head won't
write anything to you anymore.

Yes, I would like to...

So the last round is on me.

Thank you, Betty.

Tell me, where is Trudy?

Trudy? She wants to go on holiday tomorrow.

Are those two guys there?
They won't get anything on credit.

First pay.

That's fine, Mr. Keller. I invited them.

Oh, I see. Make sure they
leave as soon as possible.

It's already late.

Lötmann, tell me, where
is Trudy going on holiday?

To the Allgäu.

To the Allgäu?

Allgäu? Where is that?

To the front.

Please.

Thank you.

And where are you going on holiday?

I'm going to Spain or Morocco.

So really in the sun.

And I'm going to Mexico or Argentina.

Cheers, Miss.

Cheers, Betty.

I have many old acquaintances
from the Third Reich.

I always get postcards from old
friends with whom I used to paint.

You can't say that so loudly anymore.

Yes.

But still, what's up?

To our old friends.

Long live our old Reich.

Two, three.

Excuse me.

Excuse me, ladies.

It's only happened to me a few times.

Don't laugh so stupidly.

Betty, I'm really tired now.

You're going to die.

I'm so tired.

Well, that's the last one.

Let's say the penultimate.

Good night.

Cheers, Betty.

To your health.

Well, do it.

Asshole.

Not to you, Betty.

Idiot back there.

Come on.

Good night, Betty.

Asshole.

What?

I'm not saying.

It all depends on whether
you have to be so spoiled here.

Uh, uh, Betty.

I want to send Erica on vacation.

You just want to get
rid of your Italians, huh?

Yes, yes, quite right.

But I can't watch her run into
her misfortune with open eyes.

What do you mean, her misfortune?

She loves her Lucky.

Oh, what love.

When the right guy
comes, she'll soon forget it.

And the child?

And the child.

Ha, that's so big.

I'll tell you, Betty, everything
is better than in Ithaca.

Even in Bavaria.

Betty, you live right next to Trudy.

You'll see her for sure before she leaves.

Tell her I would let myself be costed.

If she could move my
Erica to go to the front.

And, uh, play a bit of fate.

I'll arrange it.

But I don't think she
really takes part in this.

Besides, she doesn't like to be
disturbed on her vacation, as I know her.

Bonne nuit.

Disturbance, disturbance.

With the daughter of the world,
traveling is not a disturbance.

You have to let everything
fall because of an Ithaca.

Betty!

Mario!

Finally!

I already told you on the
phone, it's really not possible!

My husband is at home.

Why?

He changed shifts. And
now he works in the morning.

So then come to me.

To the bull monastery? To you? No.

Why not?

Because someone else is
sleeping on your property.

Oh, the stupid cutter.

He has already done shifts today.

He sleeps like a mongrel.

He doesn't wake up.

And if he does wake up?

Betty!

No.

Betty!

Betty, listen, I'm really mad at you.

I can't stand it anymore.

Should we do it on the street here?

A little bit more uncomfortable.

Betty, I'm really mad.

Mario!

And I tell you,

if you don't come with
me right away, it's over.

Then I'll find another woman. Bye!

All right.

Betty, my dear.

I only love you.

You know that.

Oh, how nice.

Yes, really.

Come on, Betty.

Feel it.

Well?

Oh, la, la.

He really loves me.

Oh, how nice and firm he is.

Betty, my dear Betty.

Oh, that's terrible.

Now I really have to come with you.

Betty.

Come on, come on, quick.

Oh, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, close the door!

Shit!

Is something wrong?

These are the love kisses
from the leather pants.

Yes, they are in Bavaria up to date.

Because at the love
kisses from the leather pants

you know how much they are worth.

The meadows are wonderful, it's a pleasure

to lie in the hay with a naked ass.

The air is so clear, without
smoke, without smoke.

That's why it even
tickles the boy on the ass.

These are the love kisses
from the leather pants.

Yes, they are in Bavaria up to date.

Because at the love
kisses from the leather pants

you know how much they are worth.

The food is juicy, the rooms are cheap.

The girls are strong, the girls are rich.

The white beer is light
and the red wine is heavy.

But if you drink too much
fruit, you can't stand it anymore.

These are the love kisses
from the leather pants.

Yes, they are in Bavaria up to date.

Because at the love
kisses from the leather pants

you know how much they are worth.

How do you like it so far?

Oh, Trudi, I have to get used to
the thought that I'm on vacation.

Today in Bavaria and yesterday I
didn't know anything about my luck.

Well, it will be fine.

These are the love kisses
from the leather pants.

You know what's on the line.

And how did your husband do it?

Oh, I told him, Oscar, just
go to the North Sea alone.

So I prefer the loneliness
of the mountains.

And he?

He said the climate of the
race there is very good for him.

Hopefully something will come out of it.

They say in half a year it starts to grow.

You'll see it for Christmas.

There you know what's with us.

I'm curious what Lucky will say about it.

Oh, he'll be happy
that he really recovered.

Hopefully you're right.

Certainly.

By the way, we'll be right there.

Yes?

But Vroni!

Ouch!

What are you doing?

Are you stupid and hungry?

Now you're coming here?

Yes, where have you been for so long?

Walking, on the way, for health.

For health?

Yes, well, you're sensible.

And you're a bit of a snob,

you said yourself,
because of the fresh air.

And what's that?

That's what it looks like,
look, that's a beer bottle.

Doesn't look like one, it's also one.

And do you know where I found it?

As I know you, you'll tell me every moment.

In your nightclub!

Get up, Vroni, look at that beer!

It was a pity.

Mrs. Irwin, you know exactly,

that you don't have to
drink beer in the season,

you hate me.

A season's uncle has to be slim,

otherwise it's over with the love
greetings from the leather pants.

Salty again.

Everything is salty with us,

so I got through yesterday.

Goddamn it!

That's no good.

Vroni, we'll talk about it later,

I can't stand it anymore.

I need a replacement,

I can't take it anymore,

a little bit, and we'll be fine.

Well, first we have to save it,

and secondly, I've already hired a new one.

Well, if he's already here, I'll stop.

What's that?

You've got a lot of work to do.

Look at this.

It's a shame, what people throw here.

Well, this musk-bag will hold out.

You're a good man.

Why me?

Now you need to bend.

A smug one.

Come here, sit down.

He's already here.

You want to come in?

You can come in.

What's that about a replacement?

He looks like he's been
dead for a few days.

Do you have a name too?

Yes.

Yes, he says.

What's your name?

Maxi.

Maxi, as you can still call me Maxi.

You have no feeling for that.

So, you're Maxi.

Yes.

And who else?

Steinechner.

He's supposed to be our son-in-law.

He's pushing 12 numbers behind each other.

What?

Twelve.

Is that true?

No, that's my sister.

His sister.

The first with his sister.

How does your sister look?

She's my twin sister.

Oh my God, Svena, don't ask that question.

Go away, that's not a replacement for us.

So, and who's going to pick
up the people from the omnibus?

You'll take it.

That's the first job I can do.

So, watch this.

You work from now on
for holidays on the farm.

Yes.

And I'm the wild boar.

What?

No, that's just called wild boar.

Aha.

And our motto is...

The May tree is not the
only branch in Bavaria.

My dear boy, he can't just yodel.

My dear boy, he can do much more.

What's my

Wild boar!

To the wild boar!

Wild boar!

How nice!

Excuse me?

What's your name?

Uncle Michael.

Is that you?

Yes.

Excuse me?

I'm so happy.

But what is it?

I'm Erica, your niece.

What? Erica?

Yes, Erica Keller.

Didn't father call?

He didn't call.

My phone is dead at the moment.

I have a new number.

I understand.

This connection is not accessible.

Oh, that's okay.

We'll get it back.

So you're Erica.

My girl, you grew up.

You don't know me.

Of course I know you.

I saw you right after your birth.

What?

In a photo.

Oh, I see.

But you live with me in the Fährigen Stier.

But no, we live in the Wildsau at Eber.

We've already booked the rooms.

Can't you book it there?

No, that's impossible.

Oh, I'm sorry.

But I'll visit you.

Well, I'll see what's going on.

My dear boy, he can't just juggle.

My dear boy, he can do much more.

What is my

Oh, dear Lord.

My dear lady.

How was your trip?

I can welcome you in
this wonderful landscape.

You'll be spending your
holidays on the farm.

And you'll do all the work that you like.

Well, you'll find your own pleasure.

Oh, look.

You'll work together.

You'll climb in and work together.

It's healthy.

Come here and try it.

Very nice.

I'm happy.

It's hard, isn't it?

But look how nice it is here.

So, ladies and gentlemen, come in.

So, this is where you go up to the rooms.

But I imagined it very differently.

Good morning, ladies and gentlemen.

Good morning.

I'm Mrs. Lüders.

I'm happy.

I'm Mrs. Häusler.

I'm Eber.

I'm happy.

My name is Eber.

Hi there, Eber.

Nice to see you again.

That's fun.

Originally Erika Keller.

Old Erika.

I'll go to the room myself right away.

That's better.

Maxi will go into the room.

Maxi, can you come over to the room?

Yes.

You bring that young lady back to the room?

I shouldn't bring her back there.

The fat or the small?

The tiny, I mean the young lady.

Please.

That damages her, doesn't it?

Very nice.

Oh, nice!

I'll feel good here.

Put the suitcase there.

Oh, I see.

Oh, I see.

Here?

I'm Maxi.

Pleased to meet you.

Anything else?

It's inclusive.

What's inclusive?

Well, everything.

Well, then, bye.

Where am I?

Bye.

Everything's inclusive.

Do it, you'll get away!

The fire is very hot!

Please, not this one.

I'll burn you, you know.

Hello?

What's going on?

What's going on behind the window?

Oh, my pants!

I won't tell you anymore.

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

Hello?

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

Pull me in.

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

Oh, I'm in a good mood.

That's nice.

Yes.

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

So, I'm Maxi.

Aha.

Everything's inclusive.

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

Here we go, let's do it.

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

Oh, there we go.

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

All the girls are already here.

Yal, yal, yal, yal, yal.

That's nice.

And here...

Maxi, Maxi, where are you?

Maxi.

Yes, um, for God's sake.

I've already waited for you.

Come here.

Oh, Zinzi.

What are you doing in that strange room?

Cleaning up.

Cleaning up?

No way, what are you doing?

Because of the season.

What? I don't quite understand.

Yes, because I won't have you soon.

What do you mean?

I'm used to being in my place.

Yes, he's used to being welcomed by you.

Now I have to go to Vroni.

No, no, don't go.

Stay with me, it won't be that fast.

What?

I knew it.

What did you know?

What's that?

The bell.

Maxi brought it to me in
the morning in the stable.

Oh, I know a lot of better things.

What is it?

Look here.

What?

Okay, listen.

What's that?

I'm not a bull.

Oh, yes.

What?

Oh, um, yes, sorry, just a moment.

So, look.

Tell me, did you take the
pill so that we don't get a calf?

Of course.

No, that's right.

Yes, yes, Father, I'm
talking to my husband.

Of course.

Oh, I see.

Yes, they want to invite their
evening blessing themselves, yes.

I would like to, but my
son and I are missing him.

I think I'll leave again.

That's not a problem.

You have to forget Maxim.

The men here are very unconfident.

Besides, the women come
here to go to bed with the men.

You seem to have experience.

Of course, I'm not in the
mountains for the first time.

You'll like Harald. You'll
come up with other ideas.

I don't like it.

I haven't eaten such
nice bread in a long time.

You haven't eaten such
nice bread in a long time.

You're missing the fact that he's calm.

It's an impossible thing to have
a friend like that in the house.

Let me be calm.

I don't have a stomachache,
I'll give you room.

I'm not a horse if I'm not calm.

It's very healthy for your body.

And three eggs too.

What eggs? They're calm.

That's the fine stuff.

Get off with it.

And now some pills from the sex boutique.

What?

What's with Maxim?
Why is he getting a spit?

Maxim.

He's hungry, he needs to be fed.

Feed him.

Come on, Frone, give me some bacon.

First the eggs, the
vegetables and the pills.

And then maybe some bacon.

Maid.

How often have I told
you, it's not called a maid,

but a holiday at the farm manager.

Listen to me.

We can never be right about it.

So, what do you want?

A holiday at the farm manager.

He'll give me the sausage.

So, leave the sausage.

Mrs. Heißler is already getting impatient.

He'll give me the sausage.

I'll give you the sausage tomorrow.

So, dear Tinkshet,
you're going to the stable.

Yes, I'll go.

I'll go to the market with this.

Well, hello, Mrs. Heißler.

How are you?

Hello.

Well.

It's healthy, but I didn't
want to be that healthy.

I think I have to leave.

Leave?

Or move to another hotel.

To a less exhausting one.

But, please.

Come on, sit down with me.

I'll be right back.

Now, where I have such a big favor for you.

A favor?

Yes, actually, it's an advice I need.

An advice?

Look at the man.

Isn't that a tragedy?

What kind of tragedy?

This man is totally impotent.

What?

This powerful, blooming man there.

Totally impotent.

You poor thing.

Isn't that your husband?

It was.

We live in divorce.

In divorce?

But his life has to go
on somehow afterwards.

And I thought to myself, maybe
you could give me an advice.

Me?

An advice?

Well, I knew you would help me.

I'm coming, you see.

Thank you, thank you.

What is it?

Can I help you?

Oh, no, thank you.

It's all right.

You don't have the strength yourself.

What?

Why me?

Because I only have the arms.

The muscles hurt.

Well, I have a very good recipe for that.

Yes?

Come here.

I'll show you.

Come here.

I'll show you.

With milk?

Come here.

But not here.

Maybe in my room.

Mine?

Yes, why not?

Maybe tonight.

At seven.

Mine?

Why do you always say mine?

I mean, if something's still ringing.

Oh, yes, I think so.

Yes, yes.

So, until tonight at seven.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Mrs. Gimbel, could you
give me a piece of advice?

But Mrs. Eber, you forget, I
gave you the advice last year.

You should come up with something new.

Mrs. Lüdes, have you heard anything
about my husband's breast massage?

Breast massage? No,
but I'd be very interested.

Hello?

Here I am.

Good evening, dear friend.

Good morning. So, now
I'll be here, with the milk.

Huh? What? No, no, I'm going back.

Why do you want to go already?

You wanted to massage me, didn't you?

Massage, you mean? Yes, how do you like it?

Of course, that was so made up.

Yes, how do you like it?
From me, puh, then you like it.

But not with this milk.

Here, with my face
milk, that's much better.

So, that's better.

I must have won the Barao-frische, right?

So, now, let's see.

That smells nice.

Exactly. What shall we start with?

Start? Yes, how?

Come, let's go to the massage.

Massage? Ah, yes.

So, dear.

Ah, I have such pain.

Yes, yes, where? Here, too.

So, there.

Look, look, two pieces.

Tell me, isn't that nice?

No, it hurts me.

Where does it hurt?

No, no, no, I can't tell you.

But you can tell me.

No, no, no, we don't dare.

Why not? Tell me.

I want to help you.

I don't know if I can help you.

But why not?

Well, you know, it hurts down there.

What? It hurts? Why?

Well, it's always the same thing.

The tights are in the leather pants, right?

I thought I'd know it right away.

And you said you were impotent.

What am I?

Me?

Oh, no, it still hurts.

It always hurts.

It's been like that for a long time.

But, stupid, why didn't
you tell me that right away?

I want to help you.

Oh, my.

You see, first you massaged my pain away,

and now I'm massaging yours away.

Oh, my, is that nice.

Yes, I've never experienced that.

You haven't experienced much yet, have you?

Well, are the pains gone?

No, not quite yet.

Not yet.

But soon.

Then I'll stop.

But why?

Yes, because I know a
better way for the rest.

Oh, this architecture.

Come on, don't take so long.

Yes.

Well, hurry up.

Come on, come on, finally.

Yes, now.

Oh, don't bother me.

Yes, well, so.

Yes.

Oh, and she says you're impotent.

Impotent.

Where am I, impotent?

No, no.

You're right.

Well, did she heal you?

Well, Mr. Vroni can be quite a scoundrel.

Why?

Was he ill?

No, he was impotent.

Oh, that's not funny.

That and impotent.

What's there to laugh about?

Get out, you bastard!

Oh, I'm sorry.

You stop, take the ladder with you.

The ladder?

Well, that's a boy, I like it. Romantic.

So.

Psst, Sepp.

Michael, hello, what do you want?

Say something.

You're doing this with the ladder?

You see that? Windows.

With the women they look like a devil.

First they want it very modern and now
it has to be done on the romantic side.

The women take it very seriously.

And they don't let money get in.

Well, the old saying goes, money is worth
something, if you don't get the old one.

I brought something.

What?

A beer in the pigsty.

That if a man sees that I'm a
farmer, a beer from the pigsty.

Then we can drink a
glass of coffee and drink.

Cheers.

Cheers.

So, now we're packing.

You, Sepp.

What do you want?

That you don't come to me.

You can stay with me.

What are you doing?

Well, I'll take the thing in my
hand and let it go through my head.

Hold on.

Yes, I already have.

So, we'll be right there.

Watch out.

Yes.

So.

Very good.

So.

So, there.

You've certainly heard
each other in the room, huh?

No, I'm already right. I wanted to see you.

What did you want from me?

First of all, I wanted to
apologize for yesterday.

You know, Max is a very nice guy.

He's a little young.

Well, at least he doesn't
know you that well.

I mean, let him help you.

Yes, I've already forgotten that.

Yes.

Yes, that's why you
wouldn't have to try so hard.

Well, he always tries
to satisfy our ladies.

Yes, yes, that's very nice.

I'm not even bad.

No, on the contrary.

I like Maxi quite a lot.

Well, then you'll get on with it, right?

No, no, no, no.

Not so much again.

No, no, yes, I know.

Yes, I know.

You want to experience
something, something mature.

Yes, but nothing too mature.

What?

Well, that's why I need to brush my hair.

Yes, yes, yes.

Well, then, I'll just leave you here.

Do you know, the ladies have
always been content with us.

Well, what?

Well, do you want it in your
hand or without leather pants?

What, please?

You can choose how you want it with us.

Everything inclusive.

Again, inclusive.

But I don't want anything inclusive.

Well, what do you want?

No, I want my peace.

What?

Your peace?

Well, you didn't come to
us because you're with us.

No, I want peace, peace
and mountain loneliness.

Well, then, I'll let you go again.

The one who wants peace, that's one.

I've been here for two weeks.

I've been here, I've been here,
I've been here, I've been here.

I'm not going anywhere.

I'm going to bed now.

So, I have to spend money again.

I want to have peace, that's all.

Nothing, she doesn't want it.

And what is that?

That's my pocket money,
that's what a person needs.

Of course.

What, 5 Mark?

Yes, and Mrs. Lüders wants
one of your milk massages.

No!

Oh, there he goes.

If I say no, then that's no.

Oh, you want to make up?

No, I won't make up, but I'll go.

Where are you going at night?

To a competition, I used to
entertain people with other songs.

Mr. Ober?

Yes, I'll be right there.

I can't get out either.

Money is nice with us.

Ah, great.

But you spoke to a Trudy Gimpe on the bus.

I haven't seen the lady here yet.

Yes, she'll be here soon.

Do you want something to eat or to drink?

Give me the card.

Yes, the card.

Here's the card.

Thank you.

Your beer.

I would like to welcome you in the
name of the following bull very warmly.

We bring you a very sensitive
Bavarian program tonight.

And right at the
beginning comes our dear

Sepp and our Willy
with the two loyal Munich.

Enjoy!

Pardon.

Oh, greetings to God, dear women,

I'm not a fool,

from head to toe,

our clean, stupid fool.

Have you already chosen something?

Well, then let's take a look first.

Yes, then take a look.

Meat flan, sir?

Don't you have any German food?

Yes, the Sampoletten or Frikadellen.

Frikadellen, I understand.

Well, so?

Look here.

Pots, palats, ham.

Well, the Sampone before, with quark.

Oh, that's crap.

We have cork, goat, bird's eye,

but the bull eats the brie.

Go!

But here, Tiroler Gröstl.

Tiroler Gröstl?

Yes, but there is no translation for that.

But that's what you order.

How do you know that?

Yes, because there is nothing else else.

Shit shop.

Another beer.

Yes, sure.

I do.

I love you.

Yes, a little quieter.

We have a program.

That's good.

Yes, you can eat it while I sleep.

And I, until I'm not there anymore.

Oh, that's just not like the Samp.

Yes, I have taken it together.

We have no money, we are free birds,

but we will bite each other.

Let's do it!

Tiroler Christel and Tiroler.

You! What's up with the rest?

Now, now, now!

Hey, hello! What's the matter?

Stop it!

Thank you.

Such an ungrateful thing.

Meal time.

Mr. Ober!

Yes, what is it?

Now I've observed you closely.

The Bavarians came much later than I did,

and you get the Tiroler
thing there first, right?

Jesus, he didn't even understand.

How did you get here?

I've already heard you.

Hello, stupid!

So, here you are.

Please.

Meal time.

Listen, someone has been drinking on it.

That's the height.

It's not fresh anymore.

It's not fresh either.

Who gets the Tiroler Christel?

Here you are.

Meal time.

Trudi, hello.

Hello.

So, this is where you live?

Do you like it here?

Yes, very much.

I have a surprise for you.

Jupp Kalthofen, that's what I like.

Oh, Trudi.

What are you doing here?

Can't you imagine that?

A terrible suspicion is rising here.

That's why she was rarely alone.

Come on, Gabriel, that's enough!

You can cook, yes!

Come with us to our home!

Magdalena, she was happy.

Olioirü, olioirü,

she went home with them.

Olioirü, olioirü,

she dressed up naked.

Olioirü, olioirü,

the brothers noticed it right away.

Olioirü, olioirü,

there's always the sky in front of them.

Olioirü, olioirü,

there's always the sky in front of them.

Come on, Gabriel, that's enough!

They scream for my nanny.

They cheer for me.

Magdalena is happy.

Good day!

Good day, ladies!

Sir, wine!

But the best for the ladies!

And my beer, you can have it too.

With pleasure!

Olioirü, but what's too much is too much.

Olioirü, olioirü,

she was driving it so hard.

Olioirü, olioirü,

now she's lying dead in the coffin.

Olioirü, olioirü,

now she's lying dead in the coffin.

Dead girls are still there.

They're getting ready, Magdalena.

They're still lying in the coffin.

The worm is still happy.

And the moral of the story

is that love is often,

but not too often.

Bravo!

Cheers!

Cheers, ladies and gentlemen!

To well-being!

Listen, am I drunk?

Whenever I'm drunk, I see the Kutter.

Good evening, good evening
ladies. Can I take a seat here?

Over, champagne, but quickly!

Man, Kutter, really Kutter, the
real Kutter. Where are you from?

That too.

How was it in Mexico, Kutter?

Who's talking to me so faintly from
the side? My name is Lieutenant Kutter.

No, what a coincidence, a
hound from the Ruhr area.

Jupp, Kaltofen.

Obersteiger Kaltofen, deputy
executive officer, Mr. Lieutenant.

Obersteiger? Why?

Yes, Obersteiger. Don't you
know that anymore, Mr. Lieutenant?

Yes, yes, of course, I didn't
miss that, Mr. Obersteiger.

So, the gentlemen have called.

Sake, champagne and red cherries,
we must celebrate the reunion.

The pain of the separation
from her mother can't be that big.

It's not because of the
separation from my mother.

But my three best ladies
are also settled with me.

But Mrs. Lüders is still here.

What's the use of Mrs. Lüders, if no
one is there who does the milk massage?

Well, they're right again.

I don't like it that I dance
with you for so long.

Jupp, Kaltofen, he's been
following me for a long time.

Only the one over there,
who has been talking

for a long time, where
did he come from?

That's Kutter, he's talking
about the war again.

And on the top, you're the boss, we
studied every message from the front.

And then the Führer looked at
me with his blue eyes and said...

Yes, what did he say?

Yes, yes, yes, he said.

Oh, he didn't say anything else.

Yes, and then he said, Erwin, I
was with the Führer, namely Perdue.

If Hermann Göring should
betray me, then you immediately

take over the command
of the German Air Force.

Where are the planes?

Oh, man, they were Germany's
youngest season captain.

What season were they?

Jacht season Hermann Göring.

Well, listen, I was there too.

I was there only for a very
short time, I was disembarked.

Well, where to?

Where to? Now I'm thinking
again, Fleehorst Gebell.

Fleehorst Gebell, there he was, yes.

Yes, that is, I was there
only for a very short time.

And then I'm...

Well, France, there comes the front.

Hey, stop it, that was nothing.

That was for me, my life is a fight.

We flew three to five units a day.

My ladies and gentlemen, you
should have seen how we went

to the Tommies and then
smeared them with burning butts.

Well, I was with the bomb pilots.

What is that?

When we were at the finish line,
the lid on and eggs down, one, two.

They looked down there so stupidly.

Yes.

The thing has played.

Listen, buddy, is that really true?

Were you there where he was?

Oh, where from?

I just wanted to know
who of us two can lie better.

Can't you dance?

I'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh, wait a minute.

Yes, the Bavarians in
their beautiful dresses.

That's what the girls like.

If only he were here now.

Girl, I want to help you
get your Lucky here.

Let me do it.

You, the old cold-shoulder, have an idea.

Yes, my little yes, yes, my little yes.

Please be careful.

You don't have to tell me.

Did I make the socks short or you?

Yes, sometimes too short.

Are the diapers soft at least?

You don't have to tell me that.

Soft and fluffy.

Don't be so clumsy.

Yes, you need it.

Yes.

Mr. Keller, phone.

Oh, did I write the phone?

Mr. Keller, phone.

Bad, bad phone.

Such an evil one.

Well.

Hello?

Yes, here Keller.

Yes, Keller?

Yes, here is the Olive Cold-Fish.

No, not Mexico.

From Fondon.

Do you hear?

That's the cow on your arm.

Well, I'll call your daughter.

The love.

You be quiet.

What about Erika?

She got married.

She got married?

His name is Hassan.

What?

What's his name?

Hassan?

You have a strange name, Bavarian.

But.

Then you're not a Bavarian.

You have enough Hassan's
running around in lonely homes.

Turk.

Hello.

I heard a bang.

He was knocked over.

Mr. Keller, what's wrong?

I'm afraid we have time
management problems now.

He would prefer
everything to be like a Turk.

Even your Itaker.

I bet he'll call Lucky right away.

You were just fabulous, Jupp.

I'm sorry.

Can't you see what I'm saying?

You have a problem?

Yes.

I'll talk to Sicilian.

No.

I was interrupted.

I always understand.

What do you call it?

Lucky.

Mario.

Come here.

Speak to her.

I always understand.

Yes.

Listen.

Hello, Sicilian.

The number 28, 3283.

The number 28.

Hello.

You are?

Yes.

Hello.

28.3 28.2

Thank you

Ready?

I'm ready again

That's the connection

How are you? I'm Mario

Yes

Good

You, your sister will talk to you

Bye, take care

Hello, Lucky

Lucky

Erkella, what's wrong with Erika?

What's wrong with Erika?

Nothing

But if you stay so long

then it can be possible

I mean

it can happen

that she meets someone else

You mean

that Erika doesn't like that?

You don't know the woman well

What do you mean?

My Erika?

But I can't get away from her

I have to deal with the notary

Yes

Then you talk to Mario

Why Mario?

Mario is my friend

He's the only one who can help me

Yes, he wants to talk to you

Lucky

I understand

Yes

A guy with a beautiful pink ass.

Exactly his type.

Where does the lady live?

They come in the morning,

before breakfast, behind the house.

And then they can watch a little chat.

Chat? Is that like booms?

Exactly!

Why before breakfast?

They always chat before breakfast.

It's a habit of theirs.

Come on!

The day is long!

Now, look in there.

Yes.

Well?

Does he have a beautiful pink ass?

And a nice little tail?

Ha ha ha! Very strange!

She was never an officer!

Listen, was there something?

Nothing new. Just Trudy at the booms.

Who?

That's not so important.

Well, listen to me!

Trudy was booms in
the stable in the morning.

If you don't believe me, then look! Here!

But quickly!

Come, come!

A nice booms.

Mr. Reiners, I can tell you,

I'll beat you to death!

You're crazy!

You're so mean!

I have something interesting for you too.

Wait a minute!

Of course I have to
start a little indiscretion.

From Mrs. Trudy Gimpel.

Show me!

For God's sake, I have
to bring it to the post office.

No! Injury of the letter secret.

Five years in the house of breeding.

But I can read it. That's allowed.

Then read it.

No, you have to turn around,
otherwise I have a bad conscience.

Turn around.

And the Bavarians here look great.

In their trunks and leather pants.

How good would a real
friend look, for example,

Jupp Kaltofen.

No, you have to turn around.

Turn around, turn around.

Who is also here, with his tight legs.

And his muscles.

Yes, you can come.

Yes.

And the Bavarian uniforms.

What?

Leather pants.

When does he open?

In about an hour.

Do you have a discount?

You mean special price?

Yes.

Thank you.

Come on, go away.

Hey, Jupp, I'll be right there.

You stupid man, you always have to copy me.

You have my jacket on.

Don't you notice that?

Yes, and you have mine.

You look like a shooting
ground figure, too.

In the suit.

At least it suits me.

Then you can climb a mountain.

With your thin pants.

You're a real guy.

Now show me the prices of the shoe laces.

Prices?

Listen, we're not prices.

We come from the Ruhr port.

Well, you pay attention.

The Danube is the white-fish border for us.

And everything else is prices for us.

Listen to me.

Well, what's up? Do you want to try it too?

Well, let it be, or I'll break your neck.

No.

Now you two go and get a bench.

Yes, yes, let's go.

Anderl, watch out.

Are both of you ready?

Pull!

Go!

You wouldn't have done
that with the cold oven.

Why? Do you want to try it with me?

I'll do it.

Let's see what it means to hold a
hammer in your hand for 8 hours.

Don't be afraid.

Show them.

We'll tell them.

So, middle finger in the door.

And, oh, pull.

He's done.

Pull!

Yes!

Pull!

Pull!

I could have thought that.

But come on, you in the coal pot, buddy.

We have nice things on it.

You can believe me.

Pull!

Kutta!

Stop it, you stupid bitch!

Nothing.

Nothing at all.

But over there, that
seems to be a full mill.

I don't know.

But over there, that
seems to be a full mill.

Stop! Stay here, you rascal!

You rascal! You ox! That's a bull!

That's a bull!

Boy! That's not the udder!

That's the balls!

The balls!

Stop! That's a bull!

You rascal!

Stop, you rascal!

That's a bull!

Help! Help!

Good day, lady.

Good day. What's the madman doing here?

He wants to milk a bull.

He thinks he can do it.

Finally!

Oh boy! Oh boy!

Come on!

Whenever I want to kill a
woman, you're in my way.

Cheers!

Cheers, gentlemen!

He has no chance at all with the women.

The way I had this little
difference with the bull,

which reminded me of my old air force days,

where I fought with the plane,

and knew how to break out on time.

And then he has to intervene,
because a blonde woman is passing by.

Just to get her to stop. But
no chance with the women.

Otherwise, the spats will be blown away.

The trudy-gimpel will only...

Wait, wait, wait.

Did you say trudy-gimpel?

The trudy-gimpel will only attack me.

Trudy-gimpel?

I have a wonderful idea.

Do you have a moment?

Then you can come out again.

Of course.

From the man to the man.

That will be something. Come on.

Now the ladder is already there.

Everything is done.

And there she lives.

Who?

The trudy-gimpel.

You, Gimpel.

I will never forget that.

That's good.

And don't forget what we've done.

Go into the good room.

And no light.

And don't speak a word.

She will immediately
notice that I'm a Bavarian.

And then down under the steeples.

Because under the smallest steeples

can the biggest steeple.

I will never forget that.

You are a real comrade.

All right. Let's go.

Hopefully the ladder is there.

Hopefully.

Hopefully not only the ladder.

Psst, Sepp.

What is it?

Tell me, what are you doing here?

There is a little surprise for our captain.

A little surprise for the Prussian.

So to speak, service to the customer.

And our business is the most remote.

What? Everything is going as planned.

But Mrs. Lüders, the long blonde,

she is still far away with
the Frone, with the Wulzau.

What?

No, I mean in the Wulzau, with the Frone.

We have the whole house full of women.

But she has the most money.

What is the money?

That's something completely different.

So, what do you mean?

Enough robbing.

Robbing? Money?

No, the long blonde.

In America we call that kidnapping.

In America?

You mean that's different in our Bavaria?

We're kidnapping too.

Look at us.

I'll do it.

Who are we going to drown?

Froni, are you stupid?

I'll get you!

You drive soft. You're over the mist.

Are you stupid? I can't swim.

That's okay. It's not deep.

Open up! Froni, help!

Help!

Don't stand on her. She'll
get a massage from Maxi.

Froni, I can't do it anymore.

Shit, I'm going to puke.

Michael, you can get your clean friend.

But I'll get you.

I'll take the gas mask.

What the hell are you doing?

I don't believe in the

I'm coming because of the milk massage.

I'm ready.

Mrs. Lüders, here I am.

You? You must be a fun bird.

Yes, you can't do my massage.

It's not about an acidic mill.

Is that okay?

Help!

His indifference!

Help!

I want to continue.

Well, Trudi, were you satisfied with me?

Satisfied?

That was my most
beautiful night in 30 years.

Since my Georg has died.

But I have always been true to him.

Until tonight.

Oh, Froni!

Mario! Where are you coming from?

Work hard! Healthy work, right?

Yes.

Is the whole pit coming?

No, no, only me, the Lucky.

We actually expected him.

I see.

He would have been your love.

Of course.

Of course?

Of course for Erika.

I see.

Lucky just couldn't come.

So he asked me, his best
friend, to pick up Erika.

He really got the hang of it.

Exactly.

We understand each other.

When I'm here, playing
watchman and watcher...

Hey!

Then you have to calm me down a bit.

I'll light it up. You convinced me.

It's written in the Bible.

If you ring it, you'll be woken up.

Well?

Come on.

But be careful, I'm used to
being a pet by the Bavarians.

Now watch out, you bloody cow!

I'm sorry, Femal.

I'm sorry.

What do you want?

I just wanted to see if
there was a room here.

If there was a room here.

But I thought about it differently.

It's too wet here.

Look at you, how you look.

I have to talk to him.

I'm sorry, but you finally got married.

I don't know what you want.

I want to swim.

I only have breakfast.

Breakfast? You're a little
late, but for you, Mr. President...

By the way, we'll have
breakfast after this.

You have something to drink.

After this?

I know, you'll be here for a while.

I don't know what they want.

What about our mountain hike?

Even if Lucky doesn't
come, I want to make her.

Good.

Oh, let it be, girl.

Let's move on to tomorrow.

Or rather, to the day after tomorrow.

Yes, I agree.

All my bones hurt.

What do you mean?

You ask me that.

I'm so stupid about the bull.

It's a pity, though.

I was so happy about it.

Hey, if it doesn't bother you
too much, I'll come with you.

Sure, why not?

Let's go.

Bye.

Jupp, won't you come with us?

No, I'm not in the mood today, kids.

Go alone.

Okay, bye, see you tonight.

Bye.

So, the breakfast, Mr. Lieutenant.

The boy needs eggs.

Eggs.

Mr. Eber, what I have to tell you...

Yes, me too.

Many thanks from my mother-in-law.

Many thanks.

Eggs, the boy needs.

Eggs.

There's no such thing.

Come on, don't be tired, sir.

Nice walk.

You, I'm already
looking like Louis Trinker.

Did you get well from the stools?

Momentino, relax.

I didn't know that such a
walk was so exhausting.

Then I'll have a real, healthy,
Bavarian breakfast tomorrow.

And you?

I'm not going to the bathroom.

You're going to the bathroom?

I'm going to the bathroom.

You're going to the bathroom?

Yes.

You're going to the bathroom?

Hey, Jupp, did you hear that?

What?

A bad weather is coming and
Mario and Erika are not back yet.

From their mountain trek to
the mountains not back yet?

A mountaineer should climb down and not up.

Shut up, buddy!

Telephone for Mario Conchini, please.

I don't know him.

Man, that's Mario.

Come on, Jupp, go to him.

He'll be lucky for sure.

Man, what did I tell you?

Come on, let's go dancing.

Well, do the dance with me.

I'll let my legs cut off.

You're giving out an asset for the clothes?

That's all shit.

La la la la la la, who was that?

That was actually Lucky Man!

He's flying off from Italy in the
early morning of the wedding.

He's driving a fleet car in Munich.

Well, he's inherited it, hasn't he?

Raspi is getting married.

He's coming here and he's already here.

Well, dinner time.

And the two of them are not back yet.

Where can we be?

Mario, please.

Please, no, we can't. Mario, don't
take advantage of the situation.

No, Mario, no.

I love you.

No, Mario.

I love you.

Come on, you can do it.

No, no, no.

You'll have to find
it, otherwise it'll be...

Hopefully nothing
happened, that would be bad.

Are you happy?

I'm very happy.

I wanted, we could always be here.

You, come.

Come to me.

Hey, what's up?

Have you never seen a fuckery before?

Aha.

We make ourselves worry
and run through the jails here

and bring us into the greatest dangers

and you fuck here like Heinrich the Eighth.

Beautiful. Beautiful, very beautiful.

Welcome, sir.

Greetings.

Oh, father-in-law!

What is it?

Oh, excuse me, I'm very sorry.

At first I thought you
were my father-in-law.

Jesus, Maria, again without
the love for my brother today.

No, no, I'm the brother of my brother.

I see, you are Erika's grandson.

Of course.

I'm Luki, the future son-in-law.

And my nephew.

And Erika, you?

Yes, yes, of course.

But, but, this, this went for a walk.

Oh, that's nice.

Then I can surprise you.

Yes, yes, there will be a surprise.

Pretty full here.

Can we get another seat?

At least something to eat.

Oh, not to eat.

We want to drink today.

Juice!

We want to celebrate this day today.

Yes, you are definitely a buddy.

Why?

Do you notice that?

They always order juice.

We want to celebrate my heirloom today.

And my reunion with Erika.

Yes, yes.

So, but wait a minute, do
you also drink a glass with me?

Do you?

Now so early in the afternoon?

Of course.

Because of me.

We'll have it soon.

So, here it comes.

Cheers to the cellar.

Cheers, uncle.

Thank you, Mr. Nephe.

Cheers to the cellar.

Ah, ah, another bottle.

No, no, I don't drink anything anymore.

Why not?

You're setting up your room, sir.

I sleep in the room of my wife today.

I mean, of my future wife.

Of course.

A toast to Erika, a
toast to my father-in-law,

a toast to Mario and a
toast to the whole world.

And of course also to my son.

This is the future of Erika.

Yes, yes.

You are the future of Erika.

I'm Sepp.

Erika, I'm already here.

Look at this Mercedes.

I brought it to Munich at the airport
so that I can be with you faster.

It's driving you over 160.

Yupp.

Good luck.

Erwin, you're here.

Good luck, Lucky.

Service, another bottle.

You're not upset, are you?

No, no, nothing at all.

How did you find out?

We made an excursion, came through
the thunderstorms and almost got wet.

Yes, and now we want to
get a little wet from the inside.

That's a word.

Lucky, come on, clean up.

Yes, we'll clean up.

Mario, you're really a friend.

How are you?

Erika, wasn't it a great
idea to bring Mario here?

You couldn't have a better idea, Lucky.

Yes, of course, Lucky.

Mario, thank you very much.

You're really a friend.

I will never forget that.

Thank you.

You're welcome, believe me.

Thank you.

You, Lucky, it's really a good idea
of yours that you came yourself.

Want Erika?

Of course.

Erika, you're definitely tired and
I have so much to look for you.

And I want to see you.

I'm sure you'll be happy.

Of course, I will.

Come on, let's go.

Let's go, buddy.

You're a good guy.

You too.

It's a pity that you're a Bavarian.

Yes, then I have to drink with you
clean, on brotherhood, of course.

But without kissing.

I brought you something.

Bye!

There is something else.

Here.

But Lucky, you wouldn't
need to spend so much money.

But I heard.

Wait.

Do you like it?

Actually, these shoes
don't fit with this skirt.

You have to look good in it.

Does it have to be?

Yes, it has to be.

Go!

This is my family.

This is my grandmother.

And this is my grandfather.

My mother and my father.

And this is Giovanni.

Antonio, Pasquale.

And this is... yes, Giulio, my cousin.

And this is Romeo,

Lario,

Riccardo.

And this is me.

Erika, what's wrong with you?

Don't you worry that I'm here
and I'll go over everything?

Yes, yes.

But you...

But you are all changed.

It's nothing.

I'm just tired.

I understand.

Me too.

But before that, we want
to celebrate our reunion.

Oh, Luki, please.

You were never too tired for that.

Erika.

Darling, I'm so sorry for you.

Please.

Luki, why didn't you come earlier?

What do you mean, I didn't come earlier?

What happened? What?

Who was it?

I was sleeping.

Mario.

Now I know.

My best friend.

And I trusted him.

Luki, that's not true. You're lying.

I don't hear you.

And now I'm leaving.

Luki.

Why didn't you come earlier?

Why did you do that?

Hey, Luki.

Don't be so stupid.

You won't beat yourself up.

Not because of such a stupid guy.

Don't talk to me like that, you bastard.

Hey, Luki.

I warn you.

I don't want to beat you up.

I'm your friend.

You're my friend, you bastard.

I'll finish you.

Hey.

I'll break your head.

Luki, I'm sorry.

Now you know what a whore this is.

You dog.

Why did you do that?

I'll kill you.

She's not a whore.

I'll kill you.

You're the biggest,
most stupid thing there is.

She's a whore.

So, that's enough, right?

Get out.

Come on, take your hands off.

Look, now it's coming out.

Take your hands off.

What's that?

You beat up my husband.

Shame on you.

You beat up such a poor, tortured man.

My lady,

I'll show you how I do it.

Listen, Mario.

Hey, you.

You're so stupid.

Is there another asshole here

who wants to beat himself up for a nut?

I'm such an asshole.

Come on, hit me.

What?

You can't do better?

Try this.

That was a great blow-off.

You, wake up.

I'm here to apologize to you.

Now everything will be different.

Wake up, honey.

Listen.

You little pig.

You don't even listen to me.

They made me do it.

I'll do anything you want.

I swear.

Honour?

Yes, honour.

Then stop crying and do something.

What am I supposed to do now?

First you have to be clear about

whether you want Loki back or not.

But I love him so much.

I'll believe you.

But for the men it's a different story.

Why?

Well, if they go out of their way,

it's nothing.

And if we do the same,

then heaven will fall on us.

I'm sorry, Yasuo.

Well, the men will do the same.

Especially if we're behind it.

What am I supposed to do, Trudy?

You're so experienced.

Is that an insult or a compliment?

Well, I want to tell you

what I would do.

What?

I'm sorry, Trudy.

I'm sorry.

Wait.

Stop.

I don't want our child
to be without a father!

You should have thought about that before.

Erika, I can't...

This woman...

I thank you, Lucky.

Shall I tell you something?

What is it?

You're much better in bed than he is.

No more words.

Lucky.

Better?

Much better.

I always knew that.

Greetings from the Leather Pants, part two.

I've been bitten too much,
buddy. It's good that I'm recovering.

Where did you get bitten, you bastard?
You get bitten in the ass most often.

And everyone is back with us, the
stupid buddy and leather pants guys.

Who's that guy?

Froni, are you stupid?
I'll break your neck!

That's okay, you're hanging
right above the miscrime.

This is the love greeting
from the leather pants.

Yes, this is the love greeting
from the leather pants in Bavaria.

Because with the love greetings from the
leather pants, you know how it is with us.

When the buddy is in
the leather pants, then

something is going on in
the Bavarian beds and stools.

Sunday was church day
and I went dancing too, but the

biggest sensation was in
the nose of his shoulder.

In love greetings from
the leather pants, part two.

Here it's all about the fields
and the woods and the meadows.

Buddy-joke and leather pants-sex.
A full-fledged movie pleasure.

You want to kiss a bull's-eye.

Here they are laughing and
laughing that it only works like that.

What are you doing? Get up!

Now I'm going to get my ass kicked.

Get up!

Get up with the love
greetings from the leather pants!

What did you want?

I just wanted to find
out if your rooms are to

be rented, but I thought
about it differently.

I'm too lazy here.

We have no money, we are free
birds, but for that a little bit of money.

Alex!

Who saw the love greetings
from the leather pants,

he couldn't let this new,
crack-leather movie fun go away.

Two buddies on the Alps in love
greetings from the leather pants.

Part two.

And of course, next time in this theater.