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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:38,845 --> 00:00:41,439 (Morrie) My father left me this house. 4 00:00:41,515 --> 00:00:43,608 And the mortgage, when I was 18. 5 00:00:46,386 --> 00:00:50,413 Along with his first edition of Audubon Birds of America, 6 00:00:50,490 --> 00:00:52,924 a dying mother, 7 00:00:52,993 --> 00:00:58,090 a 12-year-old sister and a 7-year-old brother. 8 00:00:58,165 --> 00:01:00,326 And fairly serious bowel issues. 9 00:01:04,805 --> 00:01:08,241 I didn't do a great job raising my little brother and sister, 10 00:01:12,412 --> 00:01:16,508 Most people would agree at least one of them was unstable, 11 00:01:16,583 --> 00:01:19,780 possibly insane, unless you asked the other one, 12 00:01:19,853 --> 00:01:21,684 who can't be considered reliable. 13 00:01:24,791 --> 00:01:26,486 (Betty) Dinner's ready I 14 00:01:31,431 --> 00:01:32,796 Any luck? 15 00:01:36,503 --> 00:01:41,998 However you look at it, life is an awful lot of... shit I 16 00:02:18,545 --> 00:02:20,740 [gentle thunder] 17 00:02:31,191 --> 00:02:33,591 [Approaching roar] 18 00:02:36,296 --> 00:02:40,323 [Phone rings] 19 00:02:55,949 --> 00:02:57,280 Hello? 20 00:02:57,350 --> 00:02:59,614 What time is it? 21 00:02:59,686 --> 00:03:02,211 I'm sorry. What? 22 00:03:02,289 --> 00:03:04,280 Did...? 23 00:03:04,357 --> 00:03:06,848 [Cell phone rings] 24 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:17,263 Mm! 25 00:03:17,337 --> 00:03:18,599 Ida Csonka Photography. 26 00:03:18,672 --> 00:03:20,435 (Morrie) Hey sis, it's me. 27 00:03:20,507 --> 00:03:22,065 Hey I How's it going? 28 00:03:22,142 --> 00:03:24,906 Listen, Jay... well, I don't want you to worry, 29 00:03:24,978 --> 00:03:27,947 well, he was beat up and hospitalized. 30 00:03:28,014 --> 00:03:29,879 Nuh uh. 31 00:03:29,950 --> 00:03:34,444 Then he was slightly, he's fine, run over but he's totally fine. 32 00:03:34,521 --> 00:03:35,954 Oh, oh. 33 00:03:36,022 --> 00:03:37,614 I'll keep you posted. 34 00:03:37,691 --> 00:03:41,991 Good luck with the job and don't eat while you're driving. 35 00:03:42,062 --> 00:03:44,997 And no more hitchhikers, right? 36 00:03:59,579 --> 00:04:02,639 Hey. You okay? 37 00:04:08,688 --> 00:04:09,746 That's good. 38 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:14,825 What about your classes, honey? 39 00:04:14,895 --> 00:04:16,522 You can't just take off. 40 00:04:16,596 --> 00:04:18,359 Can you call the school or Paul? 41 00:04:18,431 --> 00:04:19,989 It's just not great timing. 42 00:04:20,066 --> 00:04:22,296 Have I ever missed a class in seven years? 43 00:04:22,369 --> 00:04:24,997 No, [kiss] Why do you always have to deal, huh? 44 00:04:25,071 --> 00:04:26,971 Why can't Ida deal with something for once? 45 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:30,373 Ida is nowhere near here. She's on her way to a shoot, a paid one. 46 00:04:30,443 --> 00:04:34,106 A paid shoot, that would be a slight change. 47 00:04:34,180 --> 00:04:35,477 So are you gonna be long? 48 00:04:35,548 --> 00:04:37,709 I'll call you when I know what's happening. 49 00:04:37,784 --> 00:04:39,012 Okay, drive carefully. 50 00:04:39,085 --> 00:04:47,390 [Soft music] 51 00:04:47,460 --> 00:04:49,189 [Horn honks] 52 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:06,608 Well, bye. 53 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:19,355 Thanks a lot. 54 00:05:19,426 --> 00:05:20,916 No, thank you! 55 00:05:45,986 --> 00:05:47,613 Don't you want to get settled? 56 00:05:47,687 --> 00:05:49,348 I don't live here. 57 00:05:49,422 --> 00:05:51,219 You moved? 58 00:05:51,291 --> 00:05:53,725 About a month ago. 59 00:05:53,793 --> 00:05:55,624 Then what...? 60 00:06:12,679 --> 00:06:16,240 Are you doing drugs again? 61 00:06:16,316 --> 00:06:19,080 I told you, Morrie, I no longer try to heighten 62 00:06:19,152 --> 00:06:24,988 or dull my senses artificially. I'm really a new person. 63 00:06:25,058 --> 00:06:29,893 And where exactly does this new person live? 64 00:06:32,665 --> 00:06:34,394 (Jay) This is where I sleep. 65 00:06:36,036 --> 00:06:38,061 I gathered leaves for the mattress. 66 00:06:38,138 --> 00:06:40,436 You wouldn't believe how comfortable it is. 67 00:06:42,976 --> 00:06:44,967 (Morrie) What are you eating? 68 00:06:45,045 --> 00:06:46,979 The future is in the ground. 69 00:06:47,047 --> 00:06:49,140 I've planted seeds. 70 00:06:51,584 --> 00:06:53,848 I wanna live clean. I'm not a burden out here. 71 00:06:53,920 --> 00:06:55,319 Burden? 72 00:06:55,388 --> 00:06:58,755 Hear the birds? I sit, 73 00:06:58,825 --> 00:06:59,814 I see snakes. 74 00:06:59,893 --> 00:07:02,919 There's a beaver. 75 00:07:02,996 --> 00:07:06,625 Can you believe that, Morrie? A beaver! 76 00:07:06,699 --> 00:07:09,429 I'm good, Morrie. 77 00:07:09,502 --> 00:07:12,938 What? Were you afraid to call again for cash? 78 00:07:15,942 --> 00:07:21,278 No. I want to try having less. 79 00:07:23,950 --> 00:07:26,475 See what my life would be like without all the... 80 00:07:29,122 --> 00:07:34,116 stuff, the noise. 81 00:07:34,194 --> 00:07:36,025 Where is your stuff? 82 00:07:36,096 --> 00:07:38,621 I gave everything away. 83 00:07:38,698 --> 00:07:41,098 Everything? 84 00:07:41,167 --> 00:07:42,156 Every last thing. 85 00:07:42,235 --> 00:07:43,793 Uh-huh. 86 00:07:43,870 --> 00:07:49,740 Not Dad's first edition of Audubon Birds of America? 87 00:07:49,809 --> 00:07:51,242 Not your card collection? 88 00:08:05,625 --> 00:08:09,026 What if you took a break and stayed with us for a bit? 89 00:08:12,031 --> 00:08:13,589 Please? 90 00:08:17,637 --> 00:08:20,731 Oh! Nice lunch break. Do you need a hand? 91 00:08:20,807 --> 00:08:23,241 No, thank you! I'm okay. 92 00:08:23,309 --> 00:08:24,708 How's the little one today? 93 00:08:24,777 --> 00:08:27,302 Sleeping, thank goodness. It was a rough night. 94 00:08:27,380 --> 00:08:28,745 Take a nap. I'll watch him. 95 00:08:28,815 --> 00:08:31,750 Oh, once I finish with this disaster. 96 00:08:31,818 --> 00:08:36,084 Um, hey, Paul said Morrie wasn't in school. 97 00:08:36,156 --> 00:08:37,919 Is there an emergency? 98 00:08:37,991 --> 00:08:41,222 Yes! Well, what else would keep Mr. Dedication out of school, right? 99 00:08:41,294 --> 00:08:42,727 Everything okay? 100 00:08:42,795 --> 00:08:46,128 Well, yeah, no, Jay had an accident. 101 00:08:46,199 --> 00:08:47,860 It wasn't his fault. 102 00:08:47,934 --> 00:08:49,265 Got clipped by a car. 103 00:08:49,335 --> 00:08:51,360 [Gasp] Oh my gosh! No! 104 00:08:51,437 --> 00:08:54,531 He's gonna be okay. Morrie's gonna bring him home for dinner. 105 00:08:54,607 --> 00:08:57,701 Oh, is only Jay coming home? 106 00:08:57,777 --> 00:08:59,039 Of course. 107 00:08:59,112 --> 00:09:01,080 Paul loves you guys, it's just that... 108 00:09:01,147 --> 00:09:03,513 I know. And I agree. 109 00:09:03,583 --> 00:09:06,450 What is it with Morrie's family and accidents? 110 00:09:06,519 --> 00:09:07,884 [Baby cries] 111 00:09:07,954 --> 00:09:09,546 Oh, duty calls. 112 00:09:09,622 --> 00:09:12,318 I'll see you in a little while. 113 00:09:12,392 --> 00:09:13,757 Yep. 114 00:09:16,162 --> 00:09:21,156 [Soft chimes] 115 00:09:23,937 --> 00:09:25,996 [Door opens and closes] 116 00:09:30,343 --> 00:09:32,811 Hey! [Sighs] 117 00:09:32,879 --> 00:09:34,779 Hi, Jay. 118 00:09:34,847 --> 00:09:39,079 Oh my gosh. 119 00:09:39,152 --> 00:09:40,449 Well, 120 00:09:42,488 --> 00:09:45,013 you must be famished. 121 00:09:45,091 --> 00:09:47,286 No, not especially. 122 00:09:47,360 --> 00:09:52,559 Well, this is nice. 123 00:09:52,632 --> 00:09:54,862 Did you want to change before we... 124 00:09:54,934 --> 00:09:56,196 No. 125 00:09:56,269 --> 00:09:57,566 No. Okay. 126 00:10:02,575 --> 00:10:07,638 Alright. I am gonna fix you some... 127 00:10:09,282 --> 00:10:12,843 Is that meat meat or is that soy meat? 128 00:10:12,919 --> 00:10:14,318 Soy meat? 129 00:10:14,387 --> 00:10:17,254 Are you a vegetarian? 130 00:10:17,323 --> 00:10:19,086 A vegan. 131 00:10:19,158 --> 00:10:20,989 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know. 132 00:10:21,060 --> 00:10:24,257 Oh, that's okay. Jay can have a Caesar Salad 133 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:26,525 and some garlic bread. 134 00:10:26,599 --> 00:10:28,863 I'm a... I'm a vegan. 135 00:10:28,935 --> 00:10:32,496 No animal products. 136 00:10:32,572 --> 00:10:34,005 You go ahead. 137 00:10:34,073 --> 00:10:37,531 Not even cheese or butter? 138 00:10:37,610 --> 00:10:42,445 Milk is for calves... 139 00:10:42,515 --> 00:10:43,539 to suckle. 140 00:10:47,220 --> 00:10:50,383 Honey, why don't you sit down and I'll find something. 141 00:10:50,456 --> 00:10:54,187 How... about... some... oatmeal? 142 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,660 Great. Can't have oatmeal for dinner. 143 00:10:56,729 --> 00:10:58,253 Why not? 144 00:10:58,331 --> 00:11:00,822 We'll get some veggie stuff. We'll stock up. 145 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:02,697 Stock up? 146 00:11:06,773 --> 00:11:08,035 Okay. 147 00:11:13,713 --> 00:11:16,045 Well, this is nice, isn't it? 148 00:11:16,115 --> 00:11:18,015 [Soft music] 149 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:27,189 (Morrie) Paul and Laura got a dog... 150 00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:28,887 Shh! 151 00:11:28,961 --> 00:11:32,124 That relieves itself on our lawn many times a day. 152 00:11:32,198 --> 00:11:34,257 (Betty) That's okay, that's okay. 153 00:11:34,334 --> 00:11:36,199 That's okay. 154 00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:39,938 Did you say anything? 155 00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:41,473 (Morrie) We can't. 156 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:45,910 We can't do anything. We'd like to, really, not yet. 157 00:11:45,978 --> 00:11:47,912 (Morrie) Paul is one of the faculty members 158 00:11:47,980 --> 00:11:49,379 who recommended me for tenure. 159 00:11:49,449 --> 00:11:52,316 And he's on the board of regents 160 00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:54,285 and he golfs with the provost. 161 00:11:54,354 --> 00:11:56,219 And I need his support. 162 00:11:56,289 --> 00:11:59,122 No, that's not what you need. 163 00:12:02,528 --> 00:12:04,758 I'm gonna get those dishes done. 164 00:12:07,667 --> 00:12:09,532 Your room's all ready for you, Jay. 165 00:12:09,602 --> 00:12:11,229 I left clean towels on the bed. 166 00:12:11,304 --> 00:12:12,828 I think I'm gonna stay in the attic. 167 00:12:12,905 --> 00:12:14,930 Why? There's nothing up there. 168 00:12:15,007 --> 00:12:17,100 The cot still up there? 169 00:12:17,176 --> 00:12:19,269 Oh Jay, you might as well sleep on the ground. 170 00:12:19,345 --> 00:12:23,111 I really think you'd be more comfortable in your room. 171 00:12:23,182 --> 00:12:25,776 I'd like to stay in the attic. 172 00:12:28,921 --> 00:12:32,220 Okay. I'll give it a quick sweep. 173 00:12:36,429 --> 00:12:38,659 You know what I really don't want to find? 174 00:12:38,731 --> 00:12:42,861 My little brother swinging from a rafter in the attic. 175 00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:44,994 I already told you, Morrie. 176 00:12:45,071 --> 00:12:48,507 Just because I was laying in the road doesn't mean I was trying to... 177 00:12:48,574 --> 00:12:49,836 Did you fall down? 178 00:12:49,909 --> 00:12:52,139 Did you pass out? 179 00:12:52,211 --> 00:12:53,872 Were you trying to... 180 00:12:53,946 --> 00:12:55,106 Feel. 181 00:13:25,545 --> 00:13:27,604 (male anchor) His five-year-old daughter was 182 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,875 sexually assaulted last week is asking other parents 183 00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:32,144 to make sure their children use the buddy system... 184 00:13:47,934 --> 00:13:53,236 Coming up, tips from our medical expert Dr. Emily Copenose. 185 00:13:53,306 --> 00:13:55,103 [Stomach growls] 186 00:13:55,174 --> 00:13:57,142 The most beautiful thing in your life... 187 00:13:57,210 --> 00:13:59,906 Emily's a nice name, don't you think? 188 00:13:59,979 --> 00:14:02,106 How about Copenose? 189 00:14:36,048 --> 00:14:38,209 [Floorboards creak] 190 00:14:58,504 --> 00:15:00,836 You okay? 191 00:15:00,907 --> 00:15:04,536 What's going on? He alright? 192 00:15:04,610 --> 00:15:05,599 Jay? 193 00:15:05,678 --> 00:15:07,305 I called Ida and she said 194 00:15:07,380 --> 00:15:09,644 she's gonna come to stay with us for a bit. 195 00:15:09,715 --> 00:15:13,082 [Female voice] Hello? Good morning I [knocking] 196 00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:14,449 Isn't that great? 197 00:15:14,520 --> 00:15:16,249 Hi! 198 00:15:16,322 --> 00:15:20,554 Hi! How are you? A little angel! 199 00:15:20,626 --> 00:15:23,595 He a good little boy! 200 00:15:23,663 --> 00:15:24,789 Hi, Laura! 201 00:15:24,864 --> 00:15:26,855 Hi Morrie, how's it going? 202 00:15:26,933 --> 00:15:28,093 Mm. 203 00:15:28,167 --> 00:15:29,691 How's Jay? 204 00:15:29,769 --> 00:15:30,963 Mm. 205 00:15:31,037 --> 00:15:32,265 Better than ever. 206 00:15:32,338 --> 00:15:35,364 Oh! Hi! Welcome home! 207 00:15:35,441 --> 00:15:36,567 It's so nice to see you. 208 00:15:36,642 --> 00:15:38,132 Really? 209 00:15:38,210 --> 00:15:42,306 Well, yeah, really! Hey, you wanna meet my little guy? 210 00:15:42,381 --> 00:15:46,374 Here. Say hi. Hi, Jay. 211 00:15:46,452 --> 00:15:48,716 Is he okay? 212 00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:50,278 Yeah, why? 213 00:15:53,359 --> 00:15:56,692 His head is misshapen. 214 00:15:56,762 --> 00:15:57,922 Oh. 215 00:15:57,997 --> 00:15:59,225 Is that a condition? 216 00:15:59,298 --> 00:16:00,458 Okay. 217 00:16:00,533 --> 00:16:05,334 (Betty) He had a little accident. 218 00:16:05,404 --> 00:16:07,429 What the hell are you doing? 219 00:16:07,506 --> 00:16:08,905 Are you trying to sabotage me? 220 00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:11,671 The truth can set you free. 221 00:16:11,744 --> 00:16:13,803 No, tenure can set me free. 222 00:16:13,879 --> 00:16:17,747 (Betty) We're not even sure he can see properly. 223 00:16:17,817 --> 00:16:23,813 To take a sabbatical or a vacation for the first time in seven years. 224 00:16:23,889 --> 00:16:26,153 See you later. 225 00:16:26,225 --> 00:16:29,092 Ooh. [Sigh] We're gonna be late! 226 00:16:29,161 --> 00:16:31,789 Do me a favor. You know the pin number. 227 00:16:31,864 --> 00:16:33,388 Go buy yourself some clothes, 228 00:16:33,466 --> 00:16:37,266 or some soy nuts or mashed fish oil. 229 00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:51,246 [Gentle scraping] 230 00:16:59,325 --> 00:17:01,759 [Gentle trickling and beeping] 231 00:17:01,827 --> 00:17:04,591 [Whirring] 232 00:17:15,374 --> 00:17:20,277 Acceleration, as we know, refers to the change in velocity over time. 233 00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:26,410 SI unit of acceleration is meters per second squared or... 234 00:17:28,220 --> 00:17:33,385 [click of chalk on blackboard] 235 00:17:33,459 --> 00:17:37,919 Since the average speed of an object is determined 236 00:17:37,997 --> 00:17:43,936 by dividing the distance the object travels by the... 237 00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:46,597 we are out of time. 238 00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:51,673 [Birds chirping gaily] 239 00:18:19,138 --> 00:18:21,265 Hey, buddy. You're still here? 240 00:18:21,340 --> 00:18:23,365 Yeah. Grant application. 241 00:18:23,442 --> 00:18:25,103 I spoke to Laura at lunch. 242 00:18:25,177 --> 00:18:27,805 She told me Jay is not doing too well. You poor guy. 243 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:30,280 Yeah. Thanks. 244 00:18:30,349 --> 00:18:34,149 How you do it. Some kind of brain injury? 245 00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:35,949 Well, I don't know about that, 246 00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:39,252 but something seems to be... awry. 247 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:41,885 I think he was very insulting to Laura today. 248 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,758 No! 249 00:18:43,829 --> 00:18:46,024 We don't have to have dinner. 250 00:18:46,098 --> 00:18:49,295 No! I mean, I wouldn't care but Laura... 251 00:18:49,368 --> 00:18:50,858 Of course. 252 00:18:50,936 --> 00:18:52,426 Maybe Jay could just... 253 00:18:52,505 --> 00:18:54,598 Sure, he wouldn't want to come. 254 00:18:54,673 --> 00:18:57,733 I mean, he'd be fine not coming. 255 00:18:57,810 --> 00:18:59,072 Great. 256 00:19:02,848 --> 00:19:06,079 You are really something. Heroic. I mean it. 257 00:19:06,152 --> 00:19:08,211 I mean it, I do. 258 00:19:10,856 --> 00:19:12,585 I mean, Jay's always been kinda... 259 00:19:12,658 --> 00:19:14,922 Well, he was just a little kid when Dad died. 260 00:19:14,994 --> 00:19:16,018 Yeah. 261 00:19:16,095 --> 00:19:18,563 And Mom. Right away. 262 00:19:18,631 --> 00:19:24,263 That's true, and these things can be in the genes. 263 00:19:24,336 --> 00:19:25,997 [Clicks tongue] 264 00:19:27,807 --> 00:19:32,141 "Anyhoo", you must be doing something right. 265 00:19:32,211 --> 00:19:35,044 You're looking awful damn good for someone so beleaguered. 266 00:19:35,114 --> 00:19:36,672 I'll see you later! 267 00:19:44,089 --> 00:19:47,820 [cell phone rings] 268 00:19:47,893 --> 00:19:50,157 Ida Csonka Photography. 269 00:19:50,229 --> 00:19:51,253 (Morrie) Hi there! 270 00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,127 Hey Morrie, what's up? 271 00:19:53,199 --> 00:19:55,064 Okay if we postponed your visit a bit? 272 00:19:55,134 --> 00:19:56,499 Why? 273 00:19:56,569 --> 00:19:59,561 Well, I just don't think this is the ideal time 274 00:19:59,638 --> 00:20:00,764 for you to come home. 275 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:03,536 [Pop music over car radio] 276 00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:05,338 What's wrong? 277 00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:08,778 Nothing. I just thought that you were one of two people 278 00:20:08,848 --> 00:20:10,679 who actually wanted me to come home. 279 00:20:10,749 --> 00:20:13,616 Of course. I always want you to come home. 280 00:20:13,686 --> 00:20:15,517 I know. 281 00:20:15,588 --> 00:20:18,455 I'm glad you understand. 282 00:20:18,524 --> 00:20:21,516 Jay's gonna be here a while, at least a month. 283 00:20:21,594 --> 00:20:24,722 I would like to accommodate you, I really would, 284 00:20:24,797 --> 00:20:26,628 there's just one problem. 285 00:20:26,699 --> 00:20:28,189 What's that? 286 00:20:28,267 --> 00:20:30,258 [Car honks] 287 00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,071 [Betty gasps loudly] 288 00:20:38,177 --> 00:20:41,578 [Birds chirp gaily] 289 00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:43,205 (Morrie) Hey I 290 00:20:46,619 --> 00:20:49,645 Oh my god. Are you alright? You look terrible. 291 00:20:53,993 --> 00:20:55,790 So do you. 292 00:20:55,861 --> 00:20:56,725 I do? 293 00:20:56,795 --> 00:20:58,126 No, you don't. 294 00:20:58,197 --> 00:20:59,960 You look tired. 295 00:21:00,032 --> 00:21:01,829 No, she doesn't. 296 00:21:01,901 --> 00:21:03,368 Well, I haven't slept all night. 297 00:21:03,435 --> 00:21:06,131 Still eating yourself? 298 00:21:06,205 --> 00:21:07,797 I wish. 299 00:21:07,873 --> 00:21:09,204 You look beautiful. 300 00:21:09,275 --> 00:21:10,572 I do? 301 00:21:10,643 --> 00:21:13,111 Gosh, Ida, it's been ages, you look great. 302 00:21:13,178 --> 00:21:14,167 I do? 303 00:21:14,246 --> 00:21:15,838 Hey, Ida. 304 00:21:15,915 --> 00:21:16,904 Hi, Betty. 305 00:21:16,982 --> 00:21:17,971 How are you? 306 00:21:18,050 --> 00:21:19,517 I'm fine, how are you? 307 00:21:19,585 --> 00:21:23,021 Oh! I'm fine, how are you? 308 00:21:23,088 --> 00:21:25,215 I'm fine. How are you? 309 00:21:28,360 --> 00:21:29,588 Okay. 310 00:21:45,144 --> 00:21:49,604 [Birds chirp and clock chimes softly] 311 00:21:53,919 --> 00:21:56,547 (Ida) It's so weird being back here. 312 00:21:58,857 --> 00:22:00,518 Because of Gary? 313 00:22:07,399 --> 00:22:09,230 (Betty) Ida, your room is all ready. 314 00:22:09,301 --> 00:22:11,201 There's fresh towels on the bed. 315 00:22:11,270 --> 00:22:14,171 I'm gonna stay in the basement, if that's okay. 316 00:22:14,239 --> 00:22:15,331 It's out of control. 317 00:22:15,407 --> 00:22:17,637 I don't mind. [Phone rings] 318 00:22:17,710 --> 00:22:20,008 It's too bizarre staying in my old room. 319 00:22:22,348 --> 00:22:25,442 Hello? Hi, Nancy. 320 00:22:25,517 --> 00:22:28,543 Well, we just sat down to dinner, but what's up? 321 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:30,053 Why is it bizarre? 322 00:22:30,122 --> 00:22:31,487 I don't know. 323 00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:33,252 Isn't it weird sleeping in Mom and Dad's room? 324 00:22:33,325 --> 00:22:36,260 Really? That is strange. 325 00:22:36,328 --> 00:22:40,025 I 'll call you back when we're done. Thanks, Nancy. Sorry. 326 00:22:42,334 --> 00:22:44,063 That was Nancy Kennedy on the phone. 327 00:22:44,136 --> 00:22:47,765 Jay, she says you gave her something today on Brock Street? 328 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,241 Nancy Kennedy? Is she... 329 00:22:51,310 --> 00:22:55,406 the blonde with the false chest? 330 00:22:55,481 --> 00:22:56,743 Implants? 331 00:22:56,815 --> 00:22:57,804 I think so. 332 00:22:57,883 --> 00:22:59,077 I wondered about that. 333 00:22:59,151 --> 00:23:00,379 I don't remember Nancy. 334 00:23:00,452 --> 00:23:02,249 The blonde with the false chest? 335 00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:06,257 Anyway. She said Jay gave her 20 dollars. 336 00:23:06,325 --> 00:23:08,555 She said you gave a lot of people 20 dollars. 337 00:23:08,627 --> 00:23:11,960 Is 25 a lot of people? 338 00:23:12,031 --> 00:23:16,661 You gave 25 people 20 dollars? 339 00:23:16,735 --> 00:23:18,999 I hope... 340 00:23:19,071 --> 00:23:23,303 I know that's not the 500 dollars I gave you. 341 00:23:25,210 --> 00:23:27,337 Honey, why did you do that? 342 00:23:29,248 --> 00:23:31,443 [Sighs] 343 00:23:36,789 --> 00:23:38,814 Another bill for the washer-dryer came today. 344 00:23:38,891 --> 00:23:40,256 Okay. 345 00:23:42,795 --> 00:23:44,490 There's a lot of bills piling up. 346 00:23:44,563 --> 00:23:46,087 Okay. 347 00:23:46,165 --> 00:23:48,759 Have your new washer and dryer made you happy? 348 00:23:52,071 --> 00:23:54,198 Yes, Jay, they have. 349 00:23:56,875 --> 00:23:58,365 Would you like to know why? 350 00:23:58,444 --> 00:23:59,206 I would. 351 00:24:02,881 --> 00:24:05,679 Because now, 352 00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:08,481 I don't have to spend twenty minutes in the morning 353 00:24:08,554 --> 00:24:11,022 before I go to work at the bank 354 00:24:11,090 --> 00:24:15,891 scraping soap particles and residue off Morrie's and my clothes. 355 00:24:15,961 --> 00:24:19,658 Because now I have a washing machine 356 00:24:19,731 --> 00:24:24,395 that doesn't bump, or quake or travel halfway across the basement 357 00:24:24,470 --> 00:24:26,404 when you put more than three items in one load. 358 00:24:26,472 --> 00:24:29,339 (Ida) I remember that. It was, like, possessed. 359 00:24:31,977 --> 00:24:35,845 Because now I have a dryer, 360 00:24:35,914 --> 00:24:39,509 which is just that. A dryer. 361 00:24:39,585 --> 00:24:42,986 A device that removes 362 00:24:43,055 --> 00:24:47,685 significant amounts of moisture from clothing, 363 00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:52,719 and renders them completely - not just partially - dry. 364 00:24:52,798 --> 00:24:55,528 So, yes, my new washer and dryer have made me very happy. 365 00:24:55,601 --> 00:24:56,590 Okay. 366 00:24:56,668 --> 00:24:58,260 I'm sorry. 367 00:25:06,512 --> 00:25:07,672 Excuse me. 368 00:25:23,462 --> 00:25:25,760 Morrie's always helped you, hasn't he, Ida? 369 00:25:25,831 --> 00:25:29,232 Every time you've called, every six months or so. 370 00:25:32,738 --> 00:25:34,729 I will pay him back eventually. 371 00:25:34,806 --> 00:25:36,364 You can pay him back now. 372 00:25:36,441 --> 00:25:39,604 Leave tomorrow, Ida. Please. First thing. 373 00:25:39,678 --> 00:25:41,270 Did you just say that to me? 374 00:25:41,346 --> 00:25:44,406 I know, and I'm sorry. But I know you understand. 375 00:25:44,483 --> 00:25:47,816 How many years have you guys been tiptoeing around Paul and Laura? 376 00:25:47,886 --> 00:25:49,717 Is this my parents' creme de menthe? 377 00:25:49,788 --> 00:25:52,757 I don't know. It was there when Morrie and I started dating. 378 00:25:52,824 --> 00:25:54,917 Morrie's a great teacher. 379 00:25:54,993 --> 00:25:58,019 Paul is not gonna punish him just because I came to see Jay. 380 00:25:58,096 --> 00:26:01,463 Is that the only reason you came? I mean, Ida, please. 381 00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:04,969 Just please stay away from Gary's for the next couple of weeks. 382 00:26:05,037 --> 00:26:06,436 He's really been doing well. 383 00:26:06,505 --> 00:26:07,767 He's finally back up on... 384 00:26:07,839 --> 00:26:10,137 his feet. You mean, back on his feet? 385 00:26:10,209 --> 00:26:12,404 You were gonna say back on his feet. 386 00:26:12,477 --> 00:26:15,571 It has been two years, you never even called him. 387 00:26:15,647 --> 00:26:18,582 If you mess with Gary now, if you mess with Gary's engagement, 388 00:26:18,650 --> 00:26:22,177 Paul's already furious with Morrie. That would just be it for us. 389 00:26:22,254 --> 00:26:24,222 Engagement? 390 00:26:24,289 --> 00:26:28,191 Oh, sweetie. Oh, surely you heard? 391 00:26:30,462 --> 00:26:32,828 Gary is marrying Ellen Thomas. 392 00:26:43,575 --> 00:26:45,566 [Soft music] 393 00:27:14,239 --> 00:27:17,800 [Loud rock music] 394 00:27:19,378 --> 00:27:21,107 [Loud female laughter] 395 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:29,513 (Ida) Thank you for the smooth ride, officer. 396 00:27:36,695 --> 00:27:38,424 [Sigh] What are you doing here? 397 00:27:38,497 --> 00:27:39,486 Who is that? 398 00:27:39,564 --> 00:27:41,122 Will. 399 00:27:41,199 --> 00:27:44,532 Will who? 400 00:27:44,603 --> 00:27:47,128 Actually, I think it was Phil. 401 00:27:47,205 --> 00:27:50,800 It was Phil. It was a Phil. 402 00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:54,903 Sex. You should try it, it's fun. 403 00:27:54,980 --> 00:27:57,380 You know what they say, Morrie? 404 00:27:57,449 --> 00:28:01,749 Everything in moderation, including moderation. 405 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:06,416 Loosen your belt a bit. Your robe. Loosen your robe. 406 00:28:06,491 --> 00:28:08,220 You don't wanna see that. 407 00:28:08,293 --> 00:28:10,227 I've seen it, but that's not what I meant. 408 00:28:10,295 --> 00:28:12,229 You've seen it. When did you see it? 409 00:28:12,297 --> 00:28:16,461 Jay and I used to look out the window when you'd sneak out back, 410 00:28:16,535 --> 00:28:20,232 and you'd go behind the bush and, you know? 411 00:28:20,305 --> 00:28:24,173 You need to think about your behavior. It isn't safe. 412 00:28:24,242 --> 00:28:28,406 You could get tenure tomorrow, 413 00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:33,941 after seven years of inhaling Paul and Laura's farts, 414 00:28:34,019 --> 00:28:37,113 and get hit by a meteor. 415 00:28:37,189 --> 00:28:39,054 Life is short. 416 00:28:39,124 --> 00:28:40,853 Life isn't that short. 417 00:28:40,926 --> 00:28:43,087 The average life span of a male in North America is 70. 418 00:28:43,161 --> 00:28:45,254 What's the average life span of this family? 419 00:28:47,065 --> 00:28:50,159 I've chosen to plan for my future. 420 00:28:50,235 --> 00:28:54,604 As for fun, you and Jay can keep living it up in ravines, 421 00:28:54,673 --> 00:28:56,971 and pretending to be artists and photographers. 422 00:28:57,042 --> 00:28:58,339 I am a photographer. 423 00:28:58,410 --> 00:28:59,934 You look exhausted. 424 00:29:00,011 --> 00:29:03,777 Well, I just haven't been sleeping. [Sighs] 425 00:29:03,849 --> 00:29:09,481 Anyway. [clears throat] Sorry about what I insinuated. 426 00:29:09,554 --> 00:29:15,652 I'm sure that you and Betty have a wonderful sex life. 427 00:29:15,727 --> 00:29:17,922 We do have it. 428 00:29:33,412 --> 00:29:38,509 I'm worried about Jay. 429 00:29:38,583 --> 00:29:41,518 How do you get run over without breaking a bone? 430 00:29:41,586 --> 00:29:46,387 Carefully. 431 00:29:46,458 --> 00:29:49,757 I don't want to have to, but he could hurt himself or someone else. 432 00:29:49,828 --> 00:29:53,889 Well, but commit him? 433 00:29:53,965 --> 00:29:56,365 He's not mentally ill. 434 00:29:59,337 --> 00:30:01,134 He's, he's emotionally ill. 435 00:30:01,206 --> 00:30:03,538 No, not ill. He's disconnected. 436 00:30:03,608 --> 00:30:05,838 Sometimes these things run in families. 437 00:30:05,911 --> 00:30:08,402 Except, Dad was not crazy. Dad had an accident 438 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,812 and Dad was eccentric and so is Jay. 439 00:30:10,882 --> 00:30:13,749 Dad was more than eccentric. 440 00:30:13,819 --> 00:30:16,788 (male voice sings) # It's the story 441 00:30:16,855 --> 00:30:20,222 # Of faded glory # 442 00:30:20,292 --> 00:30:22,055 # Life is made up of all that you lose ## 443 00:30:22,127 --> 00:30:23,992 Go to sleep. 444 00:30:24,062 --> 00:30:25,552 Yes, Dad. 445 00:30:38,543 --> 00:30:39,601 Ida? 446 00:31:31,663 --> 00:31:34,131 (female voice from video) I find brains attractive 447 00:31:34,199 --> 00:31:36,326 and the only muscle that counts, 448 00:31:36,401 --> 00:31:38,232 is this one. 449 00:31:44,009 --> 00:31:48,412 [Moaning] 450 00:31:51,016 --> 00:31:55,885 [Moans] 451 00:32:16,107 --> 00:32:18,439 [Female's hard breathing] 452 00:32:18,510 --> 00:32:19,670 [Click] 453 00:32:26,284 --> 00:32:28,775 Oh! [Laughs] 454 00:32:28,853 --> 00:32:30,548 [Gasps] 455 00:32:30,622 --> 00:32:31,850 Oh Lord! 456 00:32:34,626 --> 00:32:35,957 I was watching pornography. 457 00:32:49,474 --> 00:32:52,602 [Door opens] 458 00:32:52,677 --> 00:32:56,374 (Ida) That was pretty funny, huh? Lord I 459 00:33:04,589 --> 00:33:05,613 What's going on? 460 00:33:05,690 --> 00:33:08,318 My clothes are in the wash. 461 00:33:08,393 --> 00:33:10,190 You were gettin' kind of ripe. 462 00:33:15,433 --> 00:33:19,164 Why were you lying down on the road? 463 00:33:19,237 --> 00:33:24,402 You depressed? 464 00:33:24,476 --> 00:33:26,103 Like wanting to kill yourself depressed? 465 00:33:26,177 --> 00:33:28,338 No. 466 00:33:28,413 --> 00:33:29,903 Sure? 467 00:33:37,455 --> 00:33:41,414 When you're little, 468 00:33:41,493 --> 00:33:43,358 you're clean. 469 00:33:43,428 --> 00:33:46,591 There's electricity in your fingertips. 470 00:33:46,665 --> 00:33:51,193 And then, you, you steel up, 471 00:33:51,269 --> 00:33:55,433 and pour shit inside and... 472 00:33:55,507 --> 00:33:59,307 buy things and God stockpiled us, 473 00:33:59,377 --> 00:34:01,072 already. 474 00:34:02,681 --> 00:34:05,206 I just don't want to wake up and turn into that. 475 00:34:05,283 --> 00:34:06,648 Morrie? 476 00:34:06,718 --> 00:34:11,280 We all have to take care of him. 477 00:34:11,356 --> 00:34:13,984 He's so fucking fragile. 478 00:34:19,531 --> 00:34:24,434 Hey, do you think you need to be on something? 479 00:34:27,839 --> 00:34:33,243 Honey, if you're gonna live totally outside the lines, 480 00:34:33,311 --> 00:34:38,408 all the people moving on the inside of them 481 00:34:38,483 --> 00:34:39,950 are gonna flatten you. 482 00:34:52,464 --> 00:34:58,096 I think you are a genius, 483 00:35:01,106 --> 00:35:03,336 but you gotta lighten up. 484 00:35:07,178 --> 00:35:08,304 [Kiss] 485 00:35:12,517 --> 00:35:15,077 Oh, 486 00:35:15,153 --> 00:35:16,313 Sunday's my birthday. 487 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,191 (Dave) Hey, you still here? 488 00:35:24,262 --> 00:35:26,492 It would appear so. 489 00:35:26,564 --> 00:35:29,431 So, you got yourself a full house now. 490 00:35:29,501 --> 00:35:31,901 Yeah. She came in to see Jay. 491 00:35:31,970 --> 00:35:36,134 You poor guy. I heard her roll in last night around 3. 492 00:35:36,207 --> 00:35:37,435 Sorry. 493 00:35:37,509 --> 00:35:38,669 You, I feel bad for. 494 00:35:38,743 --> 00:35:39,937 How old is she now? 495 00:35:40,011 --> 00:35:41,808 She's gonna be, wow, 32. 496 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:45,407 Phil Anderson can't be more than 22, 23. 497 00:35:45,483 --> 00:35:47,883 So I guess you'll want to cancel dinner Sunday night. 498 00:35:47,952 --> 00:35:51,319 No, no. Of course... 499 00:35:51,389 --> 00:35:53,084 Ida won't be there. 500 00:35:53,158 --> 00:35:54,853 You do what you want, kiddo. 501 00:35:54,926 --> 00:35:58,362 You're my best friend. I just, uh, I love you. 502 00:35:58,429 --> 00:36:01,330 I love you, too. 503 00:36:01,399 --> 00:36:06,098 I can't imagine she'd have the gall to contact my brother. 504 00:36:06,171 --> 00:36:07,661 No way. 505 00:36:07,739 --> 00:36:10,606 I know you'll see that that doesn't happen but... 506 00:36:10,675 --> 00:36:12,734 having to still be the grownup all the time. 507 00:36:12,811 --> 00:36:14,540 [Growl] 508 00:36:14,612 --> 00:36:18,776 That you? Let that genie out of the bottle, big guy. 509 00:36:24,088 --> 00:36:25,521 God damn it to hell! 510 00:36:25,590 --> 00:36:27,353 (Betty) Honey I It's okay. It's okay I 511 00:36:27,425 --> 00:36:28,983 That's twice today already. 512 00:36:29,060 --> 00:36:31,790 We'll take care of it after dinner. Now, let's go. 513 00:36:34,599 --> 00:36:36,533 (Morrie) I thought you were going to change clothes. 514 00:36:36,601 --> 00:36:38,159 I washed these. 515 00:36:45,577 --> 00:36:46,601 So, the weekend? 516 00:36:46,678 --> 00:36:50,341 Yes. So, guys, Betty and I, 517 00:36:50,415 --> 00:36:54,579 would like to treat both of you to dinner Sunday night at Shitake. 518 00:36:54,652 --> 00:36:57,621 Yum. What's the occasion? 519 00:36:57,689 --> 00:37:00,487 Paul and Laura are coming over. 520 00:37:02,827 --> 00:37:04,419 So, you want us to clear out. 521 00:37:04,495 --> 00:37:06,827 It's been set up for a month. We have to do it. 522 00:37:06,898 --> 00:37:08,991 You don't mind, do you? 523 00:37:09,067 --> 00:37:11,695 Mm. I don't have to clean up their shit. 524 00:37:23,581 --> 00:37:25,879 Stop moving your foot. 525 00:37:25,950 --> 00:37:29,181 [Female voice over TV] She was the fifth child accosted in a month. 526 00:37:29,254 --> 00:37:31,984 Police are asking anyone with information to contact authorities, 527 00:37:32,056 --> 00:37:34,422 as the suspect is still at large. 528 00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:36,960 (Betty) Maybe we don't have to wait for tenure. 529 00:37:37,028 --> 00:37:40,623 Maybe we should just start trying? 530 00:37:40,698 --> 00:37:42,256 Sometimes it takes a long time. 531 00:37:42,333 --> 00:37:44,426 We have to wait for tenure. 532 00:37:47,405 --> 00:37:49,396 [Soft music] 533 00:38:00,418 --> 00:38:02,477 [Alarm goes off] 534 00:38:02,553 --> 00:38:05,249 Honey. Good morning. 535 00:38:05,323 --> 00:38:09,157 Good morning. Hi. Time to get up. 536 00:38:09,227 --> 00:38:10,353 Isn't it Sunday? 537 00:38:10,428 --> 00:38:11,952 I know. We have so much to do. 538 00:38:12,030 --> 00:38:13,622 They're gonna be here at 6: 30 and... 539 00:38:13,698 --> 00:38:16,030 we have to marinate and clean the garden 540 00:38:16,100 --> 00:38:18,398 and I think some of the stuff, where we've hung it, 541 00:38:18,469 --> 00:38:20,437 is just not in the right place. 542 00:38:20,505 --> 00:38:22,973 Maybe we should just switch it around in the living room? 543 00:38:23,041 --> 00:38:24,906 But I'm not sure if I have the right nails. 544 00:38:24,976 --> 00:38:26,807 The ones that don't make the bad holes. 545 00:38:26,878 --> 00:38:29,438 [Soft music] 546 00:38:33,618 --> 00:38:37,452 Honey? 547 00:38:37,522 --> 00:38:39,183 Can we redo this someday? 548 00:38:39,257 --> 00:38:41,191 I like it. 549 00:38:41,259 --> 00:38:43,250 It's just so obviously old. 550 00:38:43,328 --> 00:38:45,421 [Sigh] 551 00:38:45,496 --> 00:38:46,758 Yeah. 552 00:38:57,742 --> 00:39:00,108 How's a hundred dollars? 553 00:39:00,178 --> 00:39:01,406 That's too much. 554 00:39:01,479 --> 00:39:04,744 I want you to have a nice dinner. 555 00:39:08,186 --> 00:39:09,653 Thanks. 556 00:39:13,358 --> 00:39:14,484 Bye. 557 00:39:14,559 --> 00:39:16,254 Bye, sweetie. 558 00:39:16,327 --> 00:39:19,194 No, oh! No. Ah! Have fun! 559 00:39:19,263 --> 00:39:21,163 [Clock chimes softly] 560 00:39:21,232 --> 00:39:25,896 [Door opens and closes] 561 00:39:29,340 --> 00:39:30,364 Ah. Oh. 562 00:39:30,441 --> 00:39:33,774 [Chirping] 563 00:39:39,784 --> 00:39:43,220 You cannot tell Morrie, 564 00:39:43,287 --> 00:39:45,255 but did you know 565 00:39:45,323 --> 00:39:48,486 that he was born with a little teeny, tiny vestigial tail? 566 00:39:51,896 --> 00:39:53,454 He was not. 567 00:39:53,531 --> 00:39:55,055 Ah, Mom told me. 568 00:39:55,133 --> 00:39:56,259 It happens once in a while. 569 00:39:56,334 --> 00:39:58,734 It was an inch and a half long. 570 00:40:00,938 --> 00:40:03,463 She swore to me! 571 00:40:03,541 --> 00:40:06,999 She did. She swore it to me. 572 00:40:07,078 --> 00:40:12,072 They had to have it removed surgically. 573 00:40:12,150 --> 00:40:13,845 Too bad he didn't keep it. 574 00:40:16,654 --> 00:40:19,623 At least we would have known when he was happy. 575 00:40:19,690 --> 00:40:24,525 So I look over and the kid is covered head to toe in strained carrots. 576 00:40:24,595 --> 00:40:26,790 Ten seconds I didn't have my eye on him. 577 00:40:26,864 --> 00:40:28,627 Can I top you off there, young lady? 578 00:40:28,699 --> 00:40:30,360 I don't want to get Brandon drunk. 579 00:40:30,435 --> 00:40:31,834 No. 580 00:40:31,903 --> 00:40:32,927 These are so good! 581 00:40:33,004 --> 00:40:34,995 Thank you! It's real limes. 582 00:40:35,073 --> 00:40:37,837 Maybe just a little more. It shouldn't hurt. 583 00:40:37,909 --> 00:40:39,536 Time to light the eternal flame. 584 00:40:41,512 --> 00:40:43,002 (Gillian) Hello? Anyone here? 585 00:40:43,081 --> 00:40:45,914 Hi. Can I help you? 586 00:40:45,983 --> 00:40:49,043 Yeah, I need to find Jay. Is he here? 587 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:52,214 Sweetie, Jay isn't here right now. 588 00:40:52,290 --> 00:40:54,190 Pop around tomorrow. We'll give him a message. 589 00:40:54,258 --> 00:40:55,623 Who should I say? 590 00:40:55,693 --> 00:40:57,217 His wife. 591 00:40:58,663 --> 00:41:00,392 But I can't pop around tomorrow. 592 00:41:00,465 --> 00:41:02,126 I hitched from the city, 593 00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:04,760 and I need to see him tonight. It's important. 594 00:41:04,836 --> 00:41:06,531 Well, I'm sure whatever it is could wait. 595 00:41:06,604 --> 00:41:09,732 You don't understand. 596 00:41:09,807 --> 00:41:12,207 The cops are looking for him. 597 00:41:12,276 --> 00:41:14,471 They want his DNA. 598 00:41:14,545 --> 00:41:16,672 That's absurd. Why would they want that? 599 00:41:16,747 --> 00:41:20,239 They said he got arrested last week for touching a little girl. 600 00:41:29,260 --> 00:41:30,955 (Laura) Let's go. 601 00:41:32,430 --> 00:41:34,489 Oh my. 602 00:41:34,565 --> 00:41:35,930 Okay. 603 00:41:41,572 --> 00:41:43,301 She is not staying here. 604 00:41:43,374 --> 00:41:47,333 We don't need to put Jay in an institution. This is an institution. 605 00:41:47,411 --> 00:41:50,608 She'll just stay here until we talk to Jay and clear things up. 606 00:41:50,681 --> 00:41:55,118 Whoa, clear what? We're fucked! We're totally fucking fucked! 607 00:41:55,186 --> 00:41:58,781 How many years have we been kissing their asses, and for what? 608 00:41:58,856 --> 00:42:01,757 Did you see their faces as they ran for cover? 609 00:42:01,826 --> 00:42:05,785 We're pariahs. We're totally fucked. Fucking pariahs. 610 00:42:05,863 --> 00:42:08,525 Okay, the big issue right now is Jay. 611 00:42:08,599 --> 00:42:13,366 No! The issue is me, for once. It's me. 612 00:42:13,437 --> 00:42:15,905 I don't even know how many eggs I have left. 613 00:42:15,973 --> 00:42:17,736 Eggs? Oh. 614 00:42:17,808 --> 00:42:19,742 Oh, God. It's the last thing on your mind. 615 00:42:19,810 --> 00:42:20,799 Calm down. 616 00:42:20,878 --> 00:42:22,140 No, I'm not calming down. 617 00:42:22,213 --> 00:42:23,942 I am going to Nancy Kennedy's, 618 00:42:24,015 --> 00:42:26,813 and I do not want you to try to stop me so shut up. 619 00:42:26,884 --> 00:42:27,908 Are you... 620 00:42:27,985 --> 00:42:30,317 Shut up! I'm taking the car! 621 00:42:34,859 --> 00:42:38,351 I don't think he's in there. 622 00:42:38,429 --> 00:42:39,521 Is she... 623 00:42:39,597 --> 00:42:42,327 in there? That is the question. 624 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:45,995 I think it's safe to go home. Now. 625 00:42:47,572 --> 00:42:49,870 Hey, 626 00:42:49,941 --> 00:42:52,637 do you ever wonder if Paul bought the house next to ours 627 00:42:52,710 --> 00:42:54,405 'cause he has a thing for Morrie? 628 00:43:00,952 --> 00:43:02,817 (Morrie) Here. 629 00:43:02,887 --> 00:43:04,980 Thank you. 630 00:43:11,529 --> 00:43:15,989 So, how long have you and Jay been married? 631 00:43:16,067 --> 00:43:19,093 Six months and three days. 632 00:43:22,240 --> 00:43:24,037 It's not going so great, though. 633 00:43:24,108 --> 00:43:29,102 Well, all marriages have their difficulties. 634 00:43:29,180 --> 00:43:31,978 He stopped having sex a couple months ago. 635 00:43:32,049 --> 00:43:36,179 He said "All desire leads to suffering." 636 00:43:36,254 --> 00:43:39,451 Then he stopped talking. Only wrote notes. 637 00:43:39,523 --> 00:43:43,983 And then he gave that up and moved to the ravine. 638 00:43:44,061 --> 00:43:47,030 Well, maybe not the same difficulties. 639 00:43:47,098 --> 00:43:50,067 I really, really miss him. 640 00:43:52,136 --> 00:43:54,161 I'm pretty sure he never molested that kid. 641 00:43:58,042 --> 00:43:59,976 (Morrie) It's late. Where were you? 642 00:44:00,044 --> 00:44:02,808 (Ida) It's eleven. What's wrong? 643 00:44:02,880 --> 00:44:04,609 Your wife is here. 644 00:44:04,682 --> 00:44:06,479 (Ida) Wife? 645 00:44:06,550 --> 00:44:11,487 She said you're under suspicion for sexual assault of a child. 646 00:44:11,555 --> 00:44:13,489 Where's Gillian? 647 00:44:13,557 --> 00:44:17,459 Passed out in your old room. Did you know they want your DNA? 648 00:44:17,528 --> 00:44:19,689 It's gotta be a mix up. Jay? Jay? 649 00:44:19,764 --> 00:44:21,288 What's going on? 650 00:44:21,365 --> 00:44:22,855 Hey! Come back here, young man. 651 00:44:22,933 --> 00:44:24,264 We have to sort this out, honey. 652 00:44:24,335 --> 00:44:25,927 You come back down here this instant. 653 00:44:26,003 --> 00:44:27,994 [Door closes] 654 00:44:28,072 --> 00:44:29,403 Wife? 655 00:44:29,473 --> 00:44:32,533 He has completely... 656 00:44:39,450 --> 00:44:41,543 What are we supposed to do? 657 00:44:41,619 --> 00:44:46,488 We have to call the cops. We have to find his old shrink. 658 00:44:46,557 --> 00:44:49,651 I can't take another situation in this family. 659 00:44:49,727 --> 00:44:51,558 Oh, we're back at Dad's accident again. 660 00:44:51,629 --> 00:44:53,426 You cannot fall out of that window. 661 00:44:53,497 --> 00:44:54,862 It was snowing. 662 00:44:54,932 --> 00:44:57,423 Snow doesn't suck people out of windows. 663 00:44:57,501 --> 00:44:59,059 He was trying to fix something. 664 00:44:59,136 --> 00:45:00,865 What needed to be fixed? 665 00:45:00,938 --> 00:45:04,738 No, he had a leak! He had leaks. 666 00:45:04,809 --> 00:45:06,606 He was trying to shoo a bat out the window. 667 00:45:06,677 --> 00:45:09,305 He jumped! 668 00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:10,938 On his head. 669 00:45:11,015 --> 00:45:14,781 No. He would never have wanted us to see him like that. 670 00:45:14,852 --> 00:45:17,184 He wasn't thinking. He had shut down. 671 00:45:17,254 --> 00:45:18,243 You'd know more than... 672 00:45:18,322 --> 00:45:19,380 Me? 673 00:45:19,457 --> 00:45:22,119 Any of us. 674 00:45:22,193 --> 00:45:23,524 You meant me. 675 00:45:23,594 --> 00:45:25,357 [Voices] 676 00:45:38,275 --> 00:45:40,072 I wish they were here. 677 00:45:44,048 --> 00:45:45,276 Go to bed. It's late. 678 00:45:45,349 --> 00:45:46,646 Yes, Dad. 679 00:45:46,717 --> 00:45:51,984 No, don't. I was Dad. So don't say that. 680 00:45:52,056 --> 00:45:54,115 I know. 681 00:45:54,191 --> 00:45:55,749 You think I wanted... 682 00:45:55,826 --> 00:45:59,626 No. I know you didn't want to take care of us. 683 00:45:59,697 --> 00:46:01,426 It's not that. 684 00:46:01,499 --> 00:46:05,333 Yes, it is, Morrie. It is that. That is the thing. 685 00:46:05,403 --> 00:46:08,531 So say it. Say the truth for once. 686 00:46:08,606 --> 00:46:10,540 It's not gonna blow the world to smithereens. 687 00:46:10,608 --> 00:46:12,337 You don't have that kind of power. 688 00:46:17,515 --> 00:46:19,039 Goodnight. I love you. 689 00:46:19,116 --> 00:46:20,310 I love you. 690 00:47:39,230 --> 00:47:40,629 Morrie? 691 00:47:45,603 --> 00:47:46,729 What? 692 00:47:46,804 --> 00:47:49,238 Look what I found in Jay's wallet. 693 00:47:49,306 --> 00:47:51,570 It's a baseball card. 694 00:47:51,642 --> 00:47:53,405 He didn't give everything away. 695 00:47:53,477 --> 00:47:55,240 Somewhere in there he's still Jay. 696 00:47:55,312 --> 00:47:57,303 He's still connected. 697 00:47:57,381 --> 00:47:58,609 What are we doing? 698 00:48:01,452 --> 00:48:04,649 Uh, we just remembered that today is my birthday, 699 00:48:04,722 --> 00:48:07,919 and as a special birthday gift to me, 700 00:48:07,992 --> 00:48:11,894 I was hoping that you guys would smoke this joint with me. 701 00:48:13,797 --> 00:48:15,196 Okay. 702 00:48:32,750 --> 00:48:36,777 The condensed version of Manifest Destiny. 703 00:48:36,854 --> 00:48:38,845 Paul and Laura gave that to us. 704 00:48:38,923 --> 00:48:41,585 What could we give them? 705 00:48:41,659 --> 00:48:44,856 (all) Gonorrhea. 706 00:48:51,402 --> 00:48:55,771 You know whatever happens we're still going to love you. 707 00:50:01,105 --> 00:50:02,595 We need a birthday toast. 708 00:50:02,673 --> 00:50:05,767 I'm gonna go see what we have. 709 00:50:17,221 --> 00:50:18,916 You know, it's funny. 710 00:50:20,190 --> 00:50:23,182 My wife is gone, 711 00:50:23,260 --> 00:50:27,253 and your wife is upstairs sleeping. 712 00:50:31,335 --> 00:50:34,099 I mean, not "ha ha" funny. 713 00:50:34,171 --> 00:50:38,369 [Exhales] 714 00:50:38,442 --> 00:50:40,000 [Inhales] 715 00:50:44,281 --> 00:50:45,441 (Ida) Those Dad's? 716 00:50:51,588 --> 00:50:53,579 Time to kill this fucker. 717 00:50:55,659 --> 00:50:58,719 I can't believe you have a wife. 718 00:50:59,963 --> 00:51:01,931 When were you gonna tell us? 719 00:51:01,999 --> 00:51:03,762 There's nothing to tell, really. 720 00:51:03,834 --> 00:51:06,928 She wanted to get married so I married her. 721 00:51:07,004 --> 00:51:08,699 She seems nice. 722 00:51:08,772 --> 00:51:10,171 She is nice. 723 00:51:12,943 --> 00:51:14,308 But she's kind of dopey. 724 00:51:14,378 --> 00:51:16,676 Don't say that about your wife. 725 00:51:16,747 --> 00:51:18,078 It's true. 726 00:51:18,148 --> 00:51:21,242 Mm, But, sometimes, 727 00:51:24,054 --> 00:51:28,081 sometimes kindness is wiser than truth. 728 00:51:31,562 --> 00:51:32,859 Khalil Gibran. 729 00:51:34,264 --> 00:51:35,629 Columbo. 730 00:51:35,699 --> 00:51:36,825 [Laughter] 731 00:51:36,900 --> 00:51:38,765 Lieutenant Columbo? 732 00:51:41,038 --> 00:51:45,168 I don't know why, I always remembered that line. 733 00:51:52,516 --> 00:51:53,505 To Ida. 734 00:51:54,752 --> 00:51:56,117 Happy birthday, sis. 735 00:51:56,186 --> 00:51:57,676 [Mfft] 736 00:52:09,900 --> 00:52:12,869 [Whizzing] 737 00:52:12,936 --> 00:52:15,632 It has been months... 738 00:52:15,706 --> 00:52:19,540 since I've had a bowel movement. 739 00:52:19,610 --> 00:52:21,544 That's a true story. 740 00:52:21,612 --> 00:52:24,172 [Laughter] 741 00:52:40,063 --> 00:52:41,997 [Rummaging] 742 00:52:46,203 --> 00:52:49,070 Hey. Where you going? 743 00:52:49,139 --> 00:52:51,607 Going to see my woman, bring her home. 744 00:52:51,675 --> 00:52:53,506 Morrie, 745 00:52:57,881 --> 00:53:01,317 maybe Dad was sad 'cause Mom was sick. 746 00:53:13,397 --> 00:53:16,457 Since when have you had trouble sleeping? 747 00:53:16,533 --> 00:53:18,865 Two years ago. 748 00:53:18,936 --> 00:53:20,767 Oh. 749 00:53:20,838 --> 00:53:24,239 No, not that. 750 00:53:24,308 --> 00:53:28,039 No, before. When I left. 751 00:53:35,752 --> 00:53:37,413 You're not going to see him? 752 00:53:37,487 --> 00:53:40,081 Jesus you can't wait a month? I 'll have tenure then. 753 00:53:40,157 --> 00:53:41,283 Gary will be married. 754 00:53:41,358 --> 00:53:42,916 Are you serious? 755 00:53:42,993 --> 00:53:45,325 Settling down here was too dull for you. 756 00:53:45,395 --> 00:53:48,558 Life with Gary now would be less fun than it was two years ago. 757 00:53:48,632 --> 00:53:49,894 Fun isn't fun anymore. 758 00:53:49,967 --> 00:53:51,559 Shh! 759 00:53:51,635 --> 00:53:53,762 How long are you going to let Paul give you purple nurples? 760 00:53:53,837 --> 00:53:57,273 You remember that? You remember the bruises? 761 00:54:12,022 --> 00:54:15,719 It's like having sex with The Mummy. 762 00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:22,322 Ahh! 763 00:54:22,399 --> 00:54:24,799 Pooks, did you miss me? 764 00:54:24,868 --> 00:54:26,233 Mm. 765 00:54:29,139 --> 00:54:33,303 What? I thought we were going to be honest with each other? 766 00:54:50,827 --> 00:54:56,322 [Toy squeaking] 767 00:55:15,485 --> 00:55:16,713 [Girl screams] 768 00:55:16,787 --> 00:55:18,914 (Betty) Hey, are you okay? 769 00:55:18,989 --> 00:55:22,117 I 'll get your mom. It's just Mr. Csonka... 770 00:55:22,192 --> 00:55:25,127 come to... say hi. 771 00:55:26,396 --> 00:55:28,694 What are you doing? Why are you wet? 772 00:55:28,765 --> 00:55:32,565 I guess the Morrisons got an automatic sprinkler system. 773 00:55:32,636 --> 00:55:35,400 Go home before somebody sees you. 774 00:55:35,472 --> 00:55:37,201 I need to talk to you. 775 00:55:37,274 --> 00:55:38,901 Not... not now. 776 00:55:38,976 --> 00:55:40,534 I need to talk to you. 777 00:55:44,514 --> 00:55:46,641 I want you to come home. 778 00:55:50,620 --> 00:55:52,053 I love you. 779 00:55:55,292 --> 00:55:56,816 I love you, too. 780 00:55:56,893 --> 00:55:57,882 Okay. 781 00:55:59,796 --> 00:56:02,196 I don't wanna wait anymore. 782 00:56:02,265 --> 00:56:05,166 Let's start our family. 783 00:56:05,235 --> 00:56:07,795 I don't care if you get tenure or not. 784 00:56:07,871 --> 00:56:10,806 I thought we agreed that we needed 785 00:56:10,874 --> 00:56:16,574 a more stable and secure environment before we embarked on all of that. 786 00:56:16,646 --> 00:56:19,274 I'm doing all of this for you. 787 00:56:19,349 --> 00:56:20,338 I know. 788 00:56:21,451 --> 00:56:23,419 But I just want to be a mom. 789 00:56:27,991 --> 00:56:31,688 Oh, God. This hasn't all been an excuse, has it? 790 00:56:31,762 --> 00:56:33,559 Don't you want to have children with me? 791 00:56:33,630 --> 00:56:38,124 Yes. Of course I do. It's not that. I'm just... 792 00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:43,433 I'm a... 793 00:56:43,507 --> 00:56:45,771 We can manage. 794 00:56:45,842 --> 00:56:48,811 No, it's not that. It's... 795 00:56:48,879 --> 00:56:52,246 everything. My father and Jay. 796 00:56:52,315 --> 00:56:57,753 I just wish there was some kind of prenatal screening. 797 00:56:57,821 --> 00:57:00,517 But you can't screen for what happens in this family. 798 00:57:00,590 --> 00:57:02,148 No, you can't. 799 00:57:10,967 --> 00:57:13,765 Maybe you're not ready. 800 00:57:13,837 --> 00:57:17,534 Maybe you should go off and have... 801 00:57:17,607 --> 00:57:20,633 your insane youth, 'cause you never got to have it. 802 00:57:23,146 --> 00:57:26,843 Well, I never thought of that. 803 00:57:26,917 --> 00:57:27,906 You should. 804 00:57:27,984 --> 00:57:28,973 Okay. 805 00:57:30,854 --> 00:57:33,414 Well, you'll let me know. 806 00:57:33,490 --> 00:57:34,479 Honey? 807 00:57:34,558 --> 00:57:35,650 No, just... 808 00:57:35,725 --> 00:57:37,352 let me know when you're ready. 809 00:57:37,427 --> 00:57:39,895 I... I said okay. Can you just wait? 810 00:57:39,963 --> 00:57:41,328 I've been waiting. 811 00:58:24,541 --> 00:58:26,031 No, don't get up. 812 00:58:32,616 --> 00:58:33,583 Do you wanna come in? 813 00:58:33,650 --> 00:58:35,379 Mm-hm. 814 00:58:40,690 --> 00:58:44,683 [Music] 815 00:58:53,069 --> 00:58:54,331 [Music stops] 816 00:59:11,555 --> 00:59:13,648 You took down the photos I did. 817 00:59:20,630 --> 00:59:21,619 You look good. 818 00:59:21,698 --> 00:59:24,394 You do. 819 00:59:24,467 --> 00:59:26,332 You look really good. 820 00:59:26,403 --> 00:59:28,667 How's your brother? 821 00:59:28,738 --> 00:59:30,103 Jay? 822 00:59:30,173 --> 00:59:33,370 Yeah, I heard he was cracking up a bit. 823 00:59:33,443 --> 00:59:36,708 Yeah. 824 00:59:36,780 --> 00:59:39,578 Who isn't cracking up a bit? I know I am. 825 00:59:42,452 --> 00:59:45,148 So, listen. There's something I have to tell you. 826 00:59:45,222 --> 00:59:46,211 Don't worry about it. 827 00:59:46,289 --> 00:59:47,278 Ye- no. Please. 828 00:59:48,858 --> 00:59:50,485 It's important. Um, 829 00:59:50,560 --> 00:59:54,257 a couple months after I left, I... 830 00:59:54,331 --> 00:59:57,698 uh, I realized I shouldn't have. 831 00:59:57,767 --> 01:00:02,431 I mean, I was thinking about coming back... 832 01:00:05,842 --> 01:00:08,310 and, uh, I was just about to call... 833 01:00:12,782 --> 01:00:16,377 and then I was afraid to come back 'cause I thought that you'd think that, 834 01:00:16,453 --> 01:00:19,684 that I was just coming back because of that. 835 01:00:19,756 --> 01:00:25,661 Out of, like, guilt or pity or something. 836 01:00:25,729 --> 01:00:28,323 And I thought, I thought you'd hate that. 837 01:00:30,834 --> 01:00:34,634 The thing is, I thought for sure you'd come back after. 838 01:00:34,704 --> 01:00:37,901 Every time the door to my room would open I, 839 01:00:37,974 --> 01:00:40,067 I always expected it to be you. 840 01:00:40,143 --> 01:00:43,544 I know. I know. I should have. 841 01:00:43,613 --> 01:00:47,811 I should have. I wish I had. 842 01:00:47,884 --> 01:00:51,047 I was really looking forward to telling you to fuck off. 843 01:00:53,690 --> 01:00:55,885 Oh... Yeah. 844 01:00:58,728 --> 01:00:59,888 Yeah, I guess. 845 01:01:02,499 --> 01:01:03,523 Anyway. 846 01:01:10,940 --> 01:01:13,773 It's okay. It's okay. Hey. Sh, sh, sh. It's okay. 847 01:01:13,843 --> 01:01:15,674 It's okay. 848 01:01:18,748 --> 01:01:19,772 Oh. 849 01:01:25,689 --> 01:01:30,922 Hey. Sh sh sh. Hey. 850 01:01:30,994 --> 01:01:33,224 I'm sorry. 851 01:01:35,832 --> 01:01:37,322 I love you. 852 01:01:41,905 --> 01:01:43,566 Do you hate me? 853 01:01:54,651 --> 01:01:56,881 Hey. Hey. 854 01:02:30,086 --> 01:02:31,144 Fuck! 855 01:02:33,056 --> 01:02:34,580 Keys? Did you see my keys? 856 01:02:37,060 --> 01:02:38,857 Don't leave. I need your help. 857 01:02:38,928 --> 01:02:41,556 I don't need your help. I don't know what I'm saying. 858 01:02:49,639 --> 01:02:51,470 Don't leave. 859 01:02:59,549 --> 01:03:00,948 Coming through! 860 01:03:11,861 --> 01:03:15,888 Good morning. Thanks for waiting. Sorry. 861 01:03:18,168 --> 01:03:20,534 Okay. For every action, 862 01:03:20,603 --> 01:03:24,869 there is an equal and opposite reaction. 863 01:03:29,345 --> 01:03:30,334 Yeah. 864 01:03:39,055 --> 01:03:41,182 Well, look who finally made it. 865 01:03:41,257 --> 01:03:44,226 Rough morning. Car trouble. 866 01:03:45,895 --> 01:03:47,487 So, a couple things. 867 01:03:49,232 --> 01:03:50,893 First... 868 01:03:50,967 --> 01:03:53,697 we felt, I'm sorry, we had to alert the authorities... 869 01:03:53,770 --> 01:03:57,399 as to Jay's whereabouts. Just in case. 870 01:03:57,474 --> 01:03:59,032 Sure. 871 01:03:59,108 --> 01:04:03,340 Someone has to protect the innocent and vulnerable. 872 01:04:03,413 --> 01:04:06,143 Second, do you know where your little sister was this morning? 873 01:04:06,216 --> 01:04:08,741 I'm pretty sure she was at Gary's. 874 01:04:08,818 --> 01:04:12,310 I drove by on my way in and I saw her car parked in front. 875 01:04:12,388 --> 01:04:14,288 I would've stopped but I didn't want to be late. 876 01:04:14,357 --> 01:04:16,450 My lateness this morning was unavoidable. 877 01:04:16,526 --> 01:04:17,515 I'm just... 878 01:04:17,594 --> 01:04:19,528 It won't happen again. 879 01:04:19,596 --> 01:04:21,860 Your lateness is secondary. 880 01:04:21,931 --> 01:04:23,899 What do you want me to say, Paul? 881 01:04:23,967 --> 01:04:27,130 You said you would ensure that Ida stayed away from my brother. 882 01:04:27,203 --> 01:04:30,570 I'm just disappointed. I trusted you. We're friends. 883 01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:33,302 I could consider you my best friend. I don't know what you think. 884 01:04:33,376 --> 01:04:37,039 You didn't deliver and that says something about your character. 885 01:04:37,113 --> 01:04:41,049 I'm sorry, but I can't control Ida. 886 01:04:41,117 --> 01:04:43,677 She's an adult and so is Gary, 887 01:04:43,753 --> 01:04:46,950 and even if Ida went over there, I'm sure he could handle it. 888 01:04:47,023 --> 01:04:49,184 No, he can't. Okay? She's poison to him. 889 01:04:49,259 --> 01:04:51,727 She's already smashed his life to shit once. 890 01:04:51,794 --> 01:04:54,126 Okay, I'm getting a little tired 891 01:04:54,197 --> 01:04:57,394 of Ida being blamed for what happened to Gary. 892 01:04:57,467 --> 01:04:58,729 Oh, you are? 893 01:04:58,801 --> 01:05:02,293 Yeah. Gary chose to get hammered... 894 01:05:02,372 --> 01:05:04,704 and drive his car 100 miles an hour. 895 01:05:04,774 --> 01:05:06,708 How is that Ida's fault? 896 01:05:06,776 --> 01:05:08,641 He wouldn't have done it if she hadn't taken off on him 897 01:05:08,711 --> 01:05:10,838 like some wanton slut. 898 01:05:10,914 --> 01:05:15,783 Okay, don't... don't talk about my little sister that way. 899 01:05:15,852 --> 01:05:17,251 Come on, you know it's true. 900 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:18,947 Ida's always been a total tramp. 901 01:05:19,022 --> 01:05:24,187 What Ida does says nothing about my character. 902 01:05:24,260 --> 01:05:28,663 What Gary does says nothing about Ida's character. 903 01:05:28,731 --> 01:05:33,828 There is such a thing in America as personal responsibility. 904 01:05:33,903 --> 01:05:35,564 You know what? 905 01:05:38,074 --> 01:05:39,063 You know what? 906 01:05:39,943 --> 01:05:41,001 Ow! 907 01:05:41,077 --> 01:05:42,977 Take it back. Take it all back. 908 01:05:43,046 --> 01:05:44,274 Ow! 909 01:05:44,347 --> 01:05:45,837 Is that what you like? 910 01:05:45,915 --> 01:05:48,645 Ow, ow! Fine! I take it back! Ah! 911 01:05:48,718 --> 01:05:52,279 You're fuckin' psychotic, pal. 912 01:05:52,355 --> 01:05:55,449 Just like the rest of your sicko family. 913 01:05:55,525 --> 01:05:57,015 Yes, but we're nicer than you. 914 01:05:57,093 --> 01:05:58,617 What the fuck! 915 01:05:58,695 --> 01:06:02,631 Someone has to protect the vulnerable and the innocent! 916 01:06:18,748 --> 01:06:21,717 [Gay chatter] 917 01:06:21,784 --> 01:06:23,251 (Ida) Hey. 918 01:06:23,319 --> 01:06:26,584 Hi, Ida. How are you? 919 01:06:26,656 --> 01:06:28,590 Ellen, I'm sorry. I must have nodded off a bit. 920 01:06:28,658 --> 01:06:29,955 No worries. 921 01:06:30,026 --> 01:06:32,494 Would you like some coffee? Are you hungry? 922 01:06:32,562 --> 01:06:33,927 No, I have to run. 923 01:06:33,997 --> 01:06:36,090 Are you sure? 924 01:06:36,165 --> 01:06:39,726 Well, it's nice to see you. You look good. 925 01:06:39,802 --> 01:06:41,929 Thanks. Congratulations. 926 01:06:42,005 --> 01:06:43,666 Oh! Thank you, thanks. 927 01:06:43,740 --> 01:06:47,733 And you too. I heard you're a big photographer now. 928 01:06:47,810 --> 01:06:51,075 No, no. Not really. 929 01:06:51,147 --> 01:06:53,012 I heard that, too. 930 01:06:53,082 --> 01:06:56,745 Oh. I've been exaggerating to Morrie about some stuff. 931 01:06:56,819 --> 01:06:58,309 Oh, yeah? 932 01:06:58,388 --> 01:06:59,912 I still take photos... 933 01:06:59,989 --> 01:07:01,923 and I exhibit here and there, but to pay the bills... 934 01:07:01,991 --> 01:07:04,585 I survive doing glamor shots of transvestites. 935 01:07:04,661 --> 01:07:05,650 [Chuckles] 936 01:07:05,728 --> 01:07:07,059 Seriously? 937 01:07:07,130 --> 01:07:09,291 I did one for a friend, and word spread, so... 938 01:07:09,365 --> 01:07:10,923 Well, that's alright. 939 01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,195 Yeah, it sounds interesting. 940 01:07:13,269 --> 01:07:15,635 Anyway, I should go. 941 01:07:15,705 --> 01:07:18,105 Oh, wait. I have something for you. 942 01:07:18,174 --> 01:07:20,438 If we'd have known you were gonna be in town, 943 01:07:20,510 --> 01:07:23,138 we would have sent it earlier. 944 01:07:23,212 --> 01:07:24,839 I really hope you can make it. 945 01:07:31,220 --> 01:07:33,745 It's so nice of you to offer. 946 01:07:33,823 --> 01:07:36,758 I think I'm gonna be gone by then. 947 01:07:36,826 --> 01:07:39,488 Anyway, I don't think Paul and Laura would approve. 948 01:07:39,562 --> 01:07:43,123 Well, it isn't Paul and Laura's wedding, is it? 949 01:07:43,199 --> 01:07:44,632 So, tough shit for them. 950 01:07:44,701 --> 01:07:46,498 Right, baby? 951 01:07:46,569 --> 01:07:47,558 Exactly right. 952 01:07:50,373 --> 01:07:51,897 I really have to run. 953 01:08:30,513 --> 01:08:33,004 Uh-oh, Spaghetti-o's. 954 01:08:38,688 --> 01:08:39,848 Jay! No! 955 01:08:39,922 --> 01:08:42,356 [Knocking] 956 01:08:46,796 --> 01:08:47,785 Jay! 957 01:08:47,864 --> 01:08:49,161 Hey! 958 01:08:49,232 --> 01:08:51,530 [Scoffs] No! Please, God! 959 01:08:52,769 --> 01:08:54,964 No! Go around! Go around! 960 01:09:07,083 --> 01:09:09,847 (female voice) Well, I didn't want to do that. 961 01:09:09,919 --> 01:09:12,387 I mean, sometimes I like to, but... 962 01:09:12,455 --> 01:09:14,923 I don't want him to check. 963 01:09:14,991 --> 01:09:18,392 You know, I could watch, maybe, but it didn't seem like... 964 01:09:18,461 --> 01:09:21,658 I, I'm gonna have to call you back. 965 01:09:30,306 --> 01:09:33,969 [Bird chirps loudly] 966 01:11:39,368 --> 01:11:43,532 (officer) Okay! Good! Don't move! 967 01:11:43,606 --> 01:11:47,201 (Ida) He's not moving. Please put the gun down. 968 01:11:47,276 --> 01:11:49,176 Ida? 969 01:11:49,245 --> 01:11:50,234 Will? 970 01:11:50,313 --> 01:11:52,804 It's Phil. How you doin'? 971 01:11:52,882 --> 01:11:54,713 I had a great time the other night. 972 01:11:54,784 --> 01:11:59,847 Would you mind terribly calling us an ambulance, please? Phil. 973 01:12:02,491 --> 01:12:05,289 [Phone rings] 974 01:12:08,064 --> 01:12:10,157 (male recorded voice) Hi, if you have a message 975 01:12:10,232 --> 01:12:12,029 for Joe, or Nancy or Misha Kennedy, 976 01:12:12,101 --> 01:12:14,160 leave it at the... [beep] 977 01:12:14,236 --> 01:12:17,103 (Morrie) Honey, it's me. 978 01:12:17,173 --> 01:12:20,973 Okay, I had it. My insane youth. 979 01:12:22,411 --> 01:12:23,742 I hated it. 980 01:12:25,815 --> 01:12:27,248 Please come home. 981 01:12:37,760 --> 01:12:38,886 Foot. 982 01:12:43,866 --> 01:12:45,424 (Morrie) So, what did they say? 983 01:12:45,501 --> 01:12:47,298 Put ice on it. 984 01:12:47,370 --> 01:12:48,860 You have to keep it clean. 985 01:12:48,938 --> 01:12:51,702 No, what did the police say? 986 01:12:51,774 --> 01:12:54,709 They asked me some questions. 987 01:12:54,777 --> 01:12:57,940 They took a DNA swab. 988 01:12:58,014 --> 01:12:59,777 They're doing everybody, 989 01:12:59,849 --> 01:13:01,214 it's not just me. 990 01:13:01,283 --> 01:13:02,443 Then why did you run? 991 01:13:02,518 --> 01:13:03,815 Habit? 992 01:13:03,886 --> 01:13:05,080 Everybody and their grandmother 993 01:13:05,154 --> 01:13:08,612 weren't arrested last week for... 994 01:13:08,691 --> 01:13:11,421 Why don't you tell us what happened? 995 01:13:15,364 --> 01:13:17,093 I touched a little girl. 996 01:13:22,138 --> 01:13:26,541 I had this idea that I was gonna touch people. 997 01:13:26,609 --> 01:13:28,509 I did touch people. 998 01:14:07,917 --> 01:14:10,010 (female voice) What the hell are you...? 999 01:14:17,493 --> 01:14:18,824 The cops came. 1000 01:14:18,894 --> 01:14:22,386 I went to the hospital. They gave me stitches. 1001 01:14:24,233 --> 01:14:27,100 But because Momma Bear gave me such a concussion, 1002 01:14:27,169 --> 01:14:29,797 I had to stay up all night. 1003 01:14:29,872 --> 01:14:32,602 So, in the morning I went for a walk, 1004 01:14:32,675 --> 01:14:34,802 and that's when I laid down. 1005 01:14:34,877 --> 01:14:36,344 And you were really out of it. 1006 01:14:36,412 --> 01:14:38,744 I'm relieved that you're not a child molester 1007 01:14:38,814 --> 01:14:41,112 but you can't just go around touching people? 1008 01:14:41,183 --> 01:14:42,878 People need to be jolted. 1009 01:14:42,952 --> 01:14:46,251 No, people need to be comforted. 1010 01:14:46,322 --> 01:14:50,156 You don't comfort them by satisfying your own curiosity about... 1011 01:14:50,226 --> 01:14:55,254 breaking down boundaries and rules. Some people really like their rules. 1012 01:14:55,331 --> 01:14:57,162 They've chosen them. 1013 01:14:57,233 --> 01:15:02,193 And you don't get to choose what rules other people obey or not. They do. 1014 01:15:11,113 --> 01:15:14,105 You see? This is what I mean. 1015 01:15:14,183 --> 01:15:17,209 This is exactly what I'm talking about. 1016 01:15:17,286 --> 01:15:21,188 They are breaking my rules. They are breaking my boundaries! 1017 01:15:21,257 --> 01:15:24,385 And you... you are just like them, Jay. 1018 01:15:24,460 --> 01:15:28,157 You are a terrorist and I am sick of everyone! 1019 01:15:28,230 --> 01:15:29,458 Agh! 1020 01:15:29,532 --> 01:15:31,227 Are you okay? 1021 01:15:33,269 --> 01:15:34,497 Morrie? 1022 01:15:37,907 --> 01:15:38,896 Morrie? 1023 01:15:50,352 --> 01:15:51,444 No... 1024 01:15:54,823 --> 01:15:56,154 [Morrie grunts] 1025 01:15:58,227 --> 01:16:01,492 (Jay) Let it go! Morrie, let it go! 1026 01:16:01,564 --> 01:16:06,934 [screaming, laughing, cheering] 1027 01:16:17,346 --> 01:16:19,211 Please. Please. 1028 01:16:32,595 --> 01:16:36,463 Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! 1029 01:16:36,532 --> 01:16:37,999 What is it? 1030 01:16:38,067 --> 01:16:42,003 Oh! Ew! [Chuckles] 1031 01:16:42,071 --> 01:16:44,505 Morrie did that. 1032 01:16:44,573 --> 01:16:45,562 Excuse me? 1033 01:16:45,641 --> 01:16:48,303 Morrie just... 1034 01:16:48,377 --> 01:16:49,537 did that on my lawn. 1035 01:16:49,612 --> 01:16:50,874 What? 1036 01:16:50,946 --> 01:16:52,573 Morrie just shat on my lawn. 1037 01:16:52,648 --> 01:16:54,275 No. 1038 01:16:54,350 --> 01:16:57,478 Yes. And he attacked Paul at school today. He went cra-crazy. 1039 01:16:57,553 --> 01:16:59,282 He did? 1040 01:16:59,355 --> 01:17:02,449 He's sick, honey, 1041 01:17:02,524 --> 01:17:06,620 and now, I, I don't blame you but 1042 01:17:06,695 --> 01:17:09,562 someone needs to clean that up. 1043 01:17:09,632 --> 01:17:15,002 I need you or Morrie to clean that up. Please. 1044 01:17:15,070 --> 01:17:20,372 In the next ten minutes. I, I just can't. Oh. 1045 01:17:20,442 --> 01:17:22,410 Fuck off, Laura. 1046 01:17:22,478 --> 01:17:23,968 What? 1047 01:17:26,382 --> 01:17:28,043 You clean it up. 1048 01:17:29,485 --> 01:17:31,043 [Gasp] Oh no! 1049 01:17:32,921 --> 01:17:34,252 Why? 1050 01:17:34,323 --> 01:17:37,520 [Soft music] 1051 01:19:01,243 --> 01:19:02,733 How is it? 1052 01:19:14,590 --> 01:19:16,023 Perfect. 1053 01:19:16,091 --> 01:19:18,889 [Soft music] 71446

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