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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Watch any video online with Open-SUBTITLES Free Browser extension: osdb.link/ext 2 00:00:23,640 --> 00:00:26,915 Everybody has two families: The stable family, 3 00:00:26,916 --> 00:00:28,505 we pretend to have 4 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:31,200 and then there's the real people we are related to. 5 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,880 My best friend Kenny says stable families make boring children. 6 00:00:37,800 --> 00:00:41,258 And by stable families, I think he means the kind where mom, 7 00:00:41,284 --> 00:00:44,625 and dad and kids all live in the same house all the time. 8 00:00:45,680 --> 00:00:49,640 And by boring, he means not as cool as we are. 9 00:00:55,800 --> 00:01:01,920 Still and undisputed, universal masters of the jungle gym! 10 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:04,695 I'm getting too old for the super sonic death spiral. 11 00:01:04,696 --> 00:01:07,425 Lucy, play is the great educator. 12 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:09,621 Alright, it's sole purpose is to prepare 13 00:01:09,647 --> 00:01:11,265 juvenile animals for adulthood. 14 00:01:11,320 --> 00:01:14,160 It's not play if you puke your guts out. 15 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,600 Hey, when'd you say your dad's gonna be home? 16 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,880 I guess I'll see you in a week then. 17 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:28,800 Hey, I'm not going to ditch you just 'cause my dad's home. 18 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,672 Lucy. It's fine... just go. 19 00:01:30,673 --> 00:01:32,780 - It's fine... I'm cool here. - Yeah? 20 00:01:32,781 --> 00:01:35,090 - You go! - Okay! 21 00:01:47,320 --> 00:01:50,195 Mom says she fell in love with dad because he was fun 22 00:01:50,196 --> 00:01:53,945 and goofy and everything felt bigger when he is around. 23 00:01:54,040 --> 00:01:55,920 And he's still that way. 24 00:01:56,040 --> 00:02:00,480 Except since dad's a lumberjack, he's only home four or five times a year. 25 00:02:00,560 --> 00:02:03,000 When dad's here, we stop everything. 26 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:07,160 Mom stays home, I skip school, it's like a vacation. 27 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:09,066 I don't know when I first started to notice 28 00:02:09,067 --> 00:02:12,265 the argument my parents weren't having. 29 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:33,400 Hey, let's go out for breakfast. 30 00:02:33,480 --> 00:02:35,076 I'm not a kid anymore. It won't help. 31 00:02:35,077 --> 00:02:37,745 Yeah, you are. And yeah, it will... Come on! 32 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:49,360 - We're lucky your dad has a job. - You always say that. 33 00:02:50,120 --> 00:02:51,788 We're all doing the best we can. 34 00:02:51,814 --> 00:02:54,745 Is lying to dad about your job doing the best we can? 35 00:02:57,200 --> 00:03:01,480 He's out there working his butt off to support us. It would hurt his feelings. 36 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:06,240 So, should I lie to you about what I'm doing to protect your feelings? 37 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,103 I'm surprised you don't do it more already. 38 00:03:08,129 --> 00:03:12,585 I would. If I did anything interesting enough to actually lie about. 39 00:03:12,640 --> 00:03:16,120 Don't worry honey, you will! Just give it time. 40 00:03:22,880 --> 00:03:25,146 Mom pretends she doesn't have a job when dad's here. 41 00:03:25,147 --> 00:03:29,145 She says it's because dad's kind of old school about family roles. 42 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:33,617 If you ask me, it's kind of lame that her 43 00:03:33,643 --> 00:03:36,305 secret identity is being a telemarketer. 44 00:03:40,114 --> 00:03:41,614 Mom! 45 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:46,520 - Mom? What? - Straight home. 46 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,784 I don't even have my license yet. 47 00:03:48,810 --> 00:03:51,745 Oh! You're a natural! I mean, think of all the kids you know with licenses, 48 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:55,720 are any of them more capable than you? It'll be fun. 49 00:03:57,360 --> 00:03:59,840 Well, wait! How are you going to get home? 50 00:03:59,920 --> 00:04:05,160 If I can't find a ride in this outfit, I deserve to walk. 51 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:32,238 So you're saying she isn't that great? 52 00:04:32,239 --> 00:04:34,484 No, Scott! I'm saying you don't have to say out loud 53 00:04:34,510 --> 00:04:36,610 each random thought that you have. 54 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,750 I bet you she's really great. You can always tell 55 00:04:38,751 --> 00:04:41,865 the ones that are gonna be dirty, freaky sluts. 56 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,760 Oh yeah... Juicy Lucy. Ooh... you like that. Ooh yeah! 57 00:04:48,149 --> 00:04:49,374 - Huh? - Yeah! 58 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:50,610 Ooh... yeah. 59 00:04:54,040 --> 00:04:56,560 - Sorry. - You're dead, Kenny. 60 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,727 You're... you're totally dead. 61 00:04:58,730 --> 00:04:59,828 - You're deader than death! - Hey! 62 00:04:59,842 --> 00:05:01,070 - Hey! - You're gonna wish you were dead! 63 00:05:01,071 --> 00:05:02,232 I saw your dad leave this morning. 64 00:05:02,233 --> 00:05:04,345 I'll tear your guts out and feed 'em to the rats! 65 00:05:04,400 --> 00:05:06,944 I'll rip your head off and piss down the hole! 66 00:05:06,950 --> 00:05:08,992 I'll bet if he did manually decapitate you, 67 00:05:08,993 --> 00:05:11,252 and position your body in just the right angle, 68 00:05:11,254 --> 00:05:12,555 - I'll bet he still couldn't - You're gonna wish you were dead. 69 00:05:12,556 --> 00:05:14,719 get a stream of urine going. 70 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:18,560 - Yuck it up, dead boy. - Hey Scott, what if I kissed you? 71 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:22,720 For real! Would you leave Kenny alone? 72 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:28,680 - Yeah. - Lucy, what are you doing? 73 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,720 Lucy. Oh, come on... Lucy. 74 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:36,280 So you promise you won't hurt Kenny? 75 00:05:52,160 --> 00:05:54,200 You're a terrible kisser. 76 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:04,800 What the hell? Who would want to get with you anyway. 77 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:14,015 We believe you are our greatest resource, 78 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,185 and so to that end we plan to invest in you. 79 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:21,188 I'm happy to introduce to you one of the top telemarketing 80 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:24,305 performance coaches in the state, Guy Carlsberg. 81 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:30,440 At the very base of our lives is meaning. 82 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,800 And this meaning provides direction. 83 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:40,360 All of our actions are driven by our most basic beliefs. 84 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:45,747 It's this base of meaning, that prevents us from 85 00:06:45,748 --> 00:06:48,225 drifting through an empty existence at work, at home 86 00:06:48,280 --> 00:06:50,480 in our relationships... 87 00:06:51,280 --> 00:06:53,520 really in all aspects of our lives. 88 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:01,859 I can't believe I almost made it to 89 00:07:01,885 --> 00:07:03,865 sixteen without seriously kissing anyone. 90 00:07:03,920 --> 00:07:06,600 And then the first one is Scott Booker. 91 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:11,645 You know, memory is malleable. 92 00:07:11,671 --> 00:07:14,585 What does that have to do with Scott trying to lick the back of my throat? 93 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:18,405 It means that, every time that you tell a story, 94 00:07:18,406 --> 00:07:22,479 it changes a little bit in your memory, so... 95 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:25,304 you could say that I was your first kiss, and then after awhile, 96 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:27,905 it would be kind of like Scott never happened. 97 00:07:28,680 --> 00:07:31,520 Kenny, I still got dirt in my mouth. 98 00:07:31,600 --> 00:07:34,840 Yeah, I know. You wouldn't have to actually kiss me, I'm just saying. 99 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:44,400 I'm thinking of shaving my head. 100 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,796 Well, you'll probably look pretty cool. 101 00:07:47,822 --> 00:07:49,585 I don't want to look cool. 102 00:07:52,400 --> 00:07:55,120 You'd have to kiss me. 103 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:59,000 - What? - To change the memory thing. 104 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,360 You'd have to do it. 105 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:06,880 All right. 106 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,534 So of course when you start your soffritto 107 00:08:27,535 --> 00:08:29,077 what's really important is to remember that 108 00:08:29,078 --> 00:08:32,039 you're only as good as your pantry ingredients. 109 00:08:32,040 --> 00:08:34,935 Now there's always in my world, two different kinds of olive oil. 110 00:08:34,936 --> 00:08:38,168 The one that I cook with, keep in mind that they're both extra virgin. 111 00:08:38,193 --> 00:08:39,563 One that I cook with, 112 00:08:39,640 --> 00:08:44,320 and one that I finish with. The difference is about 30 bucks. 113 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,201 Then you gotta evaluate your entire pantry ingredients. 114 00:08:47,202 --> 00:08:49,728 I'm adding a little sea salt. Sea salt from Trapani. 115 00:08:49,729 --> 00:08:52,966 And then, I also like to use a little bit of extra virgin olive oil to finish with. 116 00:08:52,969 --> 00:08:55,560 Now this is... they're both from a similar region... 117 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,939 You know the bad kid always sits in the back of the class. 118 00:09:02,965 --> 00:09:04,745 What? Are you calling me bad? 119 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,314 I bet the boring kids with the stable families, 120 00:09:11,315 --> 00:09:14,865 don't have the beautiful mom who goes to work in stripper heels. 121 00:09:14,920 --> 00:09:16,720 Bye, thank you! 122 00:09:30,800 --> 00:09:32,520 Hey! 123 00:09:37,080 --> 00:09:39,480 - Missing your dad? - Yeah! 124 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:42,914 So now, we've got our condiment going. 125 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,489 We've got our noodles in the water... 126 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,321 We had a seminary thingy at work today. 127 00:09:46,322 --> 00:09:50,759 Turns out I'm drifting through an empty meaningless existence. 128 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,480 See... I tried to tell you. 129 00:09:53,905 --> 00:09:55,405 Yeah. 130 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:59,560 - How is this show always on? - I record it. 131 00:10:04,800 --> 00:10:09,680 I kissed two boys today. So I probably ruined my whole life. 132 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,840 - Was there tongue? - What? 133 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:16,920 No, it's gross! 134 00:10:17,445 --> 00:10:18,839 Okay. 135 00:10:18,840 --> 00:10:22,320 Well, then you're probably not ruined quite yet. 136 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:41,000 - Do you want to go down to the river? - We could. 137 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,640 Could if you want. 138 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,400 It's not like we did anything wrong. 139 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,168 Yeah! I know. 140 00:10:52,194 --> 00:10:55,265 Okay! So don't say stuff like we could if you want. 141 00:10:55,320 --> 00:10:58,720 What kind of way is that to talk to me. 142 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,360 Holy shit! 143 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:11,442 Okay... 144 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:15,640 That's the one I'm gonna remember. 145 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,360 Kenny? 146 00:12:06,560 --> 00:12:09,240 I think I just gave him a seizure. 147 00:12:09,320 --> 00:12:12,080 Okay, so now the calamari is perfectly tender... 148 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:19,120 Kenny... are you epileptic? 149 00:12:23,080 --> 00:12:26,318 Chicken Caesar... yeah, you're gonna have to dress it yourself. 150 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:29,345 If I dress it now, the leaves will turn all soggy by lunch time. 151 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,240 I expect you to cultivate a deeper basic meaning in your own life. 152 00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,840 Okay, you're using actual English words that I recognise 153 00:12:34,866 --> 00:12:37,385 but I have no idea what you're saying. 154 00:12:37,440 --> 00:12:39,809 I don't want you to end up like me. 155 00:12:39,835 --> 00:12:43,585 Mom, that has always been one of my life ambitions. 156 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:45,982 Okay! Good girl. 157 00:12:45,983 --> 00:12:48,359 - I love you. - Go! 158 00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,240 I'll see you later. 159 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,815 Hello Miss Burgenham. My name is Lainee 160 00:12:55,841 --> 00:12:57,865 calling on behalf of Premier Interworks. 161 00:12:57,920 --> 00:13:03,800 Goddamn it. I'm on the federal no-call list. Get a new job, you loser. 162 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:07,840 All right, let me hear what you guys got. 163 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:18,929 They're restructuring our work schedule... 164 00:13:18,955 --> 00:13:21,625 - ...you know, because of the new trial... - Overtime on a Sunday? 165 00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:25,400 - I won't be late, I promise. - Mom, I made a pork and lamb ragu! 166 00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:27,399 - More people are home on weekends. - Yeah, okay. 167 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,759 You know it makes more sense to call. I'm really, really sorry, Lucy. 168 00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:33,019 - Yeah, me too. - Okay, bye! 169 00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:33,712 Okay! 170 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,920 Hey, want to stay for dinner? 171 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,840 - I can't. - Please? 172 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:48,667 You know my mom doesn't like to eat alone. 173 00:13:48,668 --> 00:13:50,785 So invite her over! 174 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,080 What? Are you ashamed of me or something? 175 00:13:59,760 --> 00:14:02,360 I'll give you some sauce to take home. 176 00:14:17,920 --> 00:14:20,080 I wish my dad were here. 177 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,848 You know how I say about dreaming big? 178 00:14:26,874 --> 00:14:27,785 Yeah? 179 00:14:29,280 --> 00:14:34,080 Well, in my bigger life... I get to eat dinner with you every single night. 180 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:39,520 I'm gonna cook you the most amazing meals. 181 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:03,025 So, the penne is just about 30 seconds left to being perfectly cooked. 182 00:15:03,051 --> 00:15:05,745 What you want to do at that point is take it out. 183 00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:10,680 Maybe if I found dad a job here, we could be a real family. 184 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:15,040 Mom would have to quit working. Everything would be perfect. 185 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:34,560 I lost my parents at 16. And there is my boyfriend, Ron. 186 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,120 And Chuck... I mean my husband. 187 00:15:38,760 --> 00:15:41,320 And I had Lucy at seventeen. 188 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:45,040 I was pretty much a total mess. 189 00:15:47,240 --> 00:15:49,995 You probably hear this all the time but 190 00:15:50,021 --> 00:15:52,685 you've made me see myself in this whole other... 191 00:15:52,710 --> 00:15:54,310 Shh... 192 00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,520 It's so much loss at such a young age, 193 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,200 and we all heal at our own pace. 194 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,721 Is this something I'm gonna need to lie about? 195 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,168 Lucy, what're you doing? 196 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:49,489 What am I doing? It's 5 a.m.! 197 00:16:49,565 --> 00:16:51,545 Oh, I- I'm sorry, Lucy. I should've called. 198 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,166 I fell asleep at my desk. 199 00:16:54,292 --> 00:16:56,865 And where were you calling, Uzbekistan? 200 00:16:56,920 --> 00:16:59,339 I just came home to shower, and change clothes 201 00:16:59,365 --> 00:17:01,952 and then it's straight back to work to start the whole thing all over again. 202 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,820 And that's the best you can do? "I fell asleep at my desk?" 203 00:17:04,900 --> 00:17:06,860 You know... it's been a long night. 204 00:17:06,886 --> 00:17:09,345 Yeah! It's been a long night here, too. 205 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:23,520 Nice clogs. 206 00:17:23,546 --> 00:17:27,225 Nice transsexual beauty queen costume. 207 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:30,851 - You know school's back today. - I knew that. 208 00:17:30,877 --> 00:17:31,720 I was just checking. 209 00:17:31,721 --> 00:17:33,479 I didn't know how much you'd forgotten 210 00:17:33,480 --> 00:17:35,050 about your alleged family life. 211 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:40,800 Well, have a great day, honey... okay! I'm gonna be back home early tonight. 212 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:43,440 Are you gonna need to be congratulated for that? 213 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:59,040 All right, so just, um... remember, no sexual energy. Okay? 214 00:17:59,041 --> 00:18:02,052 I mean, if these people even sense that we're going out, we'd be ripped to shreds. 215 00:18:02,078 --> 00:18:03,125 Hey! We're going out? 216 00:18:04,880 --> 00:18:07,022 I don't... I mean, I don't know... I thought we might... 217 00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:09,745 Why? Because of all the massive spring break makeout sessions? 218 00:18:09,765 --> 00:18:14,885 - Yeah, because of that! - It was 100 percent platonic. 219 00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:20,055 Just become invisible. Try to keep your animal desires under wraps. 220 00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,920 Oh... it'll be a tremendous struggle. 221 00:18:24,245 --> 00:18:25,645 Stop... 222 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,485 I mean, we're just these trained poodles jumping through hoops. 223 00:18:29,511 --> 00:18:31,677 High school's not intended to challenge our intellect, 224 00:18:31,703 --> 00:18:34,210 it doesn't even prepare us for anything real in life. 225 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,965 I mean what? After four years of poodle-training we graduate, 226 00:18:37,966 --> 00:18:39,355 and if we're really lucky 227 00:18:39,356 --> 00:18:42,284 ours parents get to spend thousands of dollars on four more years 228 00:18:42,285 --> 00:18:43,937 - of higher poodle education... - Hey... what's up, Lucy? 229 00:18:44,684 --> 00:18:45,745 Hi...? 230 00:18:45,800 --> 00:18:47,855 Where have you been? I never see you out or anything. 231 00:18:47,856 --> 00:18:50,125 There's a party after the game on Friday. 232 00:18:50,180 --> 00:18:51,530 I don't go to parties. 233 00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:54,585 You should definitely start going to parties. 234 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,800 I'll text you the address. I'll see you there. 235 00:19:02,240 --> 00:19:03,953 How can you go off about poodle theory, 236 00:19:03,954 --> 00:19:06,305 when you're Mister Straight-A 4.0? 237 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:08,315 How does Justin Havens have your cell number? 238 00:19:08,341 --> 00:19:10,145 I don't know. 239 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,480 I don't even know how he knows my name. 240 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:13,518 I don't get a 4.0, 241 00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,705 - I always get a B in something. - Why? 242 00:19:16,760 --> 00:19:20,800 - I got the power! - That's very "gangsta" of you. 243 00:19:20,880 --> 00:19:23,991 We're doomed. You're too beautiful to be invisible anymore. 244 00:19:24,017 --> 00:19:25,385 Please don't say that! 245 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,508 Beautiful people are shallow and self-absorbed. 246 00:19:27,509 --> 00:19:30,785 And come on... they never grow up. Geez, Kenny! 247 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:33,440 Aah... geez, Kenny... 248 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:49,200 - So you're lookin' for a job? - Maybe. 249 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,920 And you think you have a shot at General Contractor? 250 00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:56,480 Just taking a look at what's out there. 251 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,720 - How was school? - The same. 252 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,913 The seminar thing was about pride today. 253 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:12,225 Go figure. 254 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:16,840 You're what I take pride in you know... raising you. 255 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:18,807 I don't know how much credit I can take 256 00:20:18,808 --> 00:20:20,689 but I'm really proud of who you are. 257 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,300 Mom, what is the deal with hand jobs? 258 00:20:23,386 --> 00:20:24,710 How do you know if you're doing the right th- 259 00:20:24,786 --> 00:20:26,805 Lucy, please. I'm sorry, okay! 260 00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:32,188 I'm going to a party Friday night with Kenny. 261 00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:34,145 Well, that sounds like fun. 262 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,428 Probably not. 263 00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:39,585 But I do feel strong parental avoidance phase coming on. 264 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:09,680 This is epic. 265 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,055 You know there are people who actually look back on high school 266 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:16,165 as being, like, the best time of their lives. 267 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:20,400 - Arm flying. - Hey, I knew you'd come. 268 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,720 - Hey... Kenny, right? - Hey ya, Timmo. Get us beered up, buddy. 269 00:21:25,800 --> 00:21:27,941 Man, I thought the catcher was going to cry after 270 00:21:27,942 --> 00:21:30,825 he miffed the tag at me on home plate. I know! 271 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:34,400 - You were amazing. - I did it all for you. 272 00:21:34,480 --> 00:21:36,280 We drinking here or what? 273 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:40,400 - Rage! - Rage? 274 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:42,040 To rage! 275 00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:51,304 It's like I was saying at break, homie, 276 00:21:51,330 --> 00:21:53,865 don't be sleepin' on the sophomores, man. 277 00:21:54,440 --> 00:21:57,091 To Lucy Diamond. The hottest bitch in North Central High. 278 00:21:57,117 --> 00:21:59,305 Hey, who are you calling a bitch? 279 00:22:04,800 --> 00:22:07,200 You're adorable. 280 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,160 Make a hole. Vomit express! 281 00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:11,760 - Kenny! - He's fine. 282 00:22:11,786 --> 00:22:13,865 He's fine. He just needs a little air. 283 00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,560 - Hey! - What? 284 00:22:16,586 --> 00:22:18,385 Hey, you have a delusional sense of confidence. 285 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:22,240 Kenny! 286 00:22:27,714 --> 00:22:29,714 One... step... at a time. 287 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,640 You okay? 288 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:39,920 Can you please don't do that? 289 00:22:43,445 --> 00:22:44,945 Okay... 290 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:53,160 - I love you, Lucy. I do! - Oh, Kenny... Kenny! 291 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:56,320 Kenny! You are not in love. You're drunk. 292 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:00,080 Justin said that... that you're hot and you love him now. 293 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,740 Justin's a meat-head. I mean, he's cute but dumb! He doesn't even get sarcasm. 294 00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:09,360 - You know... you think he's cute! - No. I don't think he's cute. Come on! 295 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,765 No, I don't think he's cute. Okay, you are so heavy. 296 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:15,480 Don't step in that! Yeah... 297 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,840 Hello! 298 00:23:28,759 --> 00:23:30,759 I'm home! 299 00:23:31,384 --> 00:23:33,384 - Chuck? - Lainee? 300 00:23:34,509 --> 00:23:36,509 Hey, babe. 301 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:54,751 Come here! There's my girl. How are ya'? 302 00:23:54,777 --> 00:23:56,811 - Make me a muscle. - Dad! 303 00:23:56,812 --> 00:24:00,460 No more sawing. I wanna be a chef. 304 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,560 All done being daddy's little lumberjack, huh? 305 00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:09,800 - Welcome home. - So... what's happened? 306 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:13,931 So... you left March 12th at eight fifteen. Mom and I went 307 00:24:13,932 --> 00:24:16,662 to the diner's. She got an omelet, I had pancakes and they... 308 00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:19,280 - Yeah... okay, then what? - I drove home! 309 00:24:19,360 --> 00:24:20,798 - You drove home? - Yeah! 310 00:24:20,799 --> 00:24:21,803 In town? 311 00:24:21,804 --> 00:24:24,290 Well, mom told me to come straight home, but I did go to the park. 312 00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:25,668 Wait, mom let you drive alone? 313 00:24:25,669 --> 00:24:28,490 Dad, I was... I was just trying to impress Kenny. 314 00:24:28,491 --> 00:24:30,664 And there was this other guy there who made me kiss him, so... 315 00:24:31,145 --> 00:24:31,945 What!? 316 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:33,866 Some bitch-tarded assholian 317 00:24:33,892 --> 00:24:35,425 - made you kiss Kenny? - No, dad! 318 00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:37,771 Some skanky guy, Scott, and I had to! 319 00:24:37,797 --> 00:24:40,019 He was gonna beat up Kenny if I didn't... 320 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,156 - Scott! Scott who? - Dad, it was nothing. 321 00:24:42,157 --> 00:24:44,090 It was just stupid playground stuff and he... 322 00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:46,090 All right... okay! Where was the person formerly known as 323 00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:48,185 your mother when all this kissing and driving was going on? 324 00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:49,149 Dad! She was going to be late so 325 00:24:49,150 --> 00:24:50,813 - I had to drop her off... - Late? Late for what? 326 00:24:50,815 --> 00:24:53,260 - Good morning. - Lainee... what the 327 00:24:53,286 --> 00:24:54,419 hell is going on? 328 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:02,205 I don't know what I was thinking, Chuck. 329 00:25:02,208 --> 00:25:04,625 - I just... - Mom, I told him about the job. 330 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,520 A job? 331 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,715 What do I need... Do you want me to send more money? 332 00:25:15,716 --> 00:25:17,711 Are you having trouble paying the bills? 333 00:25:17,712 --> 00:25:20,010 It's something to do, Chuck! 334 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,779 It gets really lonely. What exactly do you 335 00:25:22,780 --> 00:25:24,525 picture me doing when you're gone? 336 00:25:24,580 --> 00:25:25,985 I picture you raising our daughter. 337 00:25:25,986 --> 00:25:30,165 I have been raising our daughter by myself for nearly 16 years. 338 00:25:56,640 --> 00:25:58,360 Kenny? 339 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:04,800 - Lucy. - I'm freezing. Move over. 340 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,680 Sorry. I'm sorry. 341 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:05,840 Lucy! 342 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:11,400 - You know I love you, don't you? - That was sex, Kenny. Not love. 343 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:15,480 - Lucy, I'm serious. - I gotta go! 344 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:22,200 Hello? Lucy? 345 00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,120 Kenny? 346 00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:33,320 PLANNED PARENTHOOD 347 00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:50,280 Lucy! You got company. 348 00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:58,512 There was a really bad famine in the 3rd century. 349 00:29:58,538 --> 00:30:02,665 And this butcher lured 3 little boys into the shop, 350 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,280 murdered them, and soaked them in a barrel of brine. 351 00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:09,096 - That must have been, like, a huge barrel. - Well, he chopped 'em up! 352 00:30:09,122 --> 00:30:11,265 He was gonna sell 'em as hams. 353 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:15,160 But then Saint Nicholas... brought the little boys back to life. 354 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,680 Saint Nich-- like "Santa Claus" Saint Nicholas? 355 00:30:17,681 --> 00:30:19,665 Yeah, a lot of people don't know that about him. 356 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:25,000 I didn't. So what, then they were like little boy zombies or something? 357 00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,103 Well, you really didn't believe in Santa elves, did you? 358 00:30:28,464 --> 00:30:29,264 No I didn't, 359 00:30:29,290 --> 00:30:31,345 - No... no, you gotta... - I guess not, yeah. 360 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:33,800 - Hi. - Hey. 361 00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:36,363 Hey, I thought we should get a head start on our homework 362 00:30:36,389 --> 00:30:38,585 so it's not hanging over our head all weekend. 363 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:44,440 - Yeah... um, there's cookies inside. - Yeah. 364 00:30:56,160 --> 00:30:59,261 So, there's a pill you can take to keep from getting pregnant. 365 00:30:59,262 --> 00:31:03,945 It's a emergency contraception plan B pill. I got it at Planned Parenthood. 366 00:31:04,040 --> 00:31:05,800 You went there? 367 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,001 So even in the spirit of Easter, 368 00:31:09,002 --> 00:31:11,609 you're saying bringin' people back from the dead 369 00:31:11,635 --> 00:31:13,850 is not such a good thing. 370 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:17,044 Well, I mean if it's a full on miracle with no 371 00:31:17,045 --> 00:31:19,467 side effects like brain damage, or motor control, 372 00:31:19,468 --> 00:31:21,051 then yeah... it's a good thing but 373 00:31:21,052 --> 00:31:23,835 I think the grey area moralistically 374 00:31:23,836 --> 00:31:26,065 is in the quality of life after resuscitation. 375 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:28,717 Sure! Like if you smelled like pickles. 376 00:31:28,718 --> 00:31:31,025 Right! See... that's no good, you know. 377 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,360 - I got that! - Homework? 378 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,677 - Hello! - Chuck, this is Libby. 379 00:31:37,678 --> 00:31:39,750 Oh... hey, how're you doing? 380 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:48,299 It's best to take the pill before 72 hours from this morning. 381 00:31:48,300 --> 00:31:49,638 I already took it. 382 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,582 I tell you what, I've got a better idea. 383 00:31:52,589 --> 00:31:54,553 Why don't you guys come over here for brunch? 384 00:31:54,778 --> 00:31:57,278 Are you sure? That's kind of you, but... 385 00:31:57,320 --> 00:31:58,892 Yeah! Lucy always makes a mountain of food, 386 00:31:58,918 --> 00:32:00,659 and they're like brother and sister already, so... 387 00:32:00,660 --> 00:32:03,105 - you know, we're already like family. - Okay! 388 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,005 - 11 o'clock on Sunday? - All right. 389 00:32:05,006 --> 00:32:07,481 Fantastic! All right, I'll see you then. 390 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:12,720 We're gonna have Easter brunch on Sunday together. How great is that? 391 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:21,049 Did you know that I used to babysit your mom? 392 00:32:21,075 --> 00:32:22,305 Of course she does. 393 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,786 Remember I told you about the babysitter 394 00:32:23,787 --> 00:32:27,505 - who puked in our jack o'lantern? - Oh, I'd forgotten all about that! 395 00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,480 - And weren't you the one... didn't you... - What? 396 00:32:31,481 --> 00:32:33,918 give Lainee's cousin the teething toy 397 00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:36,585 that you found in her mother's underwear drawer? 398 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,636 I was 14. I had no idea why the women were 399 00:32:39,662 --> 00:32:42,465 so upset and the men couldn't stop laughing. 400 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,143 It was a vibrator. 401 00:32:45,169 --> 00:32:48,425 Yeah, I got there on my own. Thank you. 402 00:32:52,520 --> 00:32:55,798 So then Lucy, winds up having to kiss this 403 00:32:55,824 --> 00:32:59,025 shitdiculous kid Scott something, Scott... 404 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:00,129 Booker. 405 00:33:00,130 --> 00:33:00,930 Scott Booker. 406 00:33:00,956 --> 00:33:03,890 Scott Booker. Scott McSmell-ass Booker. Yes! 407 00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:07,273 Apparently to save Kenny from getting a beating. 408 00:33:07,299 --> 00:33:09,905 See, that's completely unfair. 409 00:33:10,000 --> 00:33:12,676 Hey, uh, let's do that thing where we all go round 410 00:33:12,677 --> 00:33:13,898 and say what we're thankful for. 411 00:33:13,899 --> 00:33:15,559 - I don't understand, what's unfair? - That's Thanksgiving... 412 00:33:15,560 --> 00:33:18,449 Teenage boys have feelings too. Did it occur to you that 413 00:33:18,475 --> 00:33:21,025 Scott or Kenny might have been embarrassed or upset by what happened? 414 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,040 I'll start! Uh, I am thankful to live in a country... 415 00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,840 I can tell you all about teenage boys and their penis-centric feelings. 416 00:33:27,920 --> 00:33:28,997 ...nonfiction novel and 417 00:33:29,023 --> 00:33:30,177 - reality television. - Ooh, that's such a 418 00:33:30,178 --> 00:33:32,344 stupid over-generalization. 419 00:33:32,345 --> 00:33:34,720 I am thankful for the Molto Italiano cookbook which I got directions... 420 00:33:34,800 --> 00:33:37,105 It's just as hard to be a teenage boy as it is 421 00:33:37,131 --> 00:33:39,385 to be a teenage girl. Isn't that right, Kenny? 422 00:33:39,440 --> 00:33:43,230 As a former pregnant teenager, I have to say it's way tougher being the girl. 423 00:33:43,231 --> 00:33:46,103 Lainee, I know you were lost in your grief 424 00:33:46,104 --> 00:33:48,385 and your anger when your parents died. 425 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:51,655 And... and even Chuck dropped out of high school. 426 00:33:51,656 --> 00:33:54,321 Everyone said he'd a chance at playing college ball. 427 00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,280 I don't want Kenny to have to give up his life like Chuck did. 428 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:03,440 Kenny has just as much at risk in a sexual relationship as Lucy does. 429 00:34:06,040 --> 00:34:07,840 What the effing shit? 430 00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:11,326 I think the issue isn't so much who has a more difficult time, 431 00:34:11,327 --> 00:34:12,917 I think it's challenging for all adolescents... 432 00:34:12,918 --> 00:34:14,320 - Lainee, you didn't know? - All right... 433 00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:17,034 I don't need you to tell me what you think my daughter is doing... 434 00:34:17,035 --> 00:34:18,285 Nothing is being taught in the schools... 435 00:34:18,300 --> 00:34:19,644 And I don't have to standby and pretend 436 00:34:19,650 --> 00:34:21,330 that there's nothing I can do about it. 437 00:34:21,331 --> 00:34:23,825 The real issue is how do we hold society more accountable? 438 00:34:23,880 --> 00:34:25,560 That's enough! 439 00:34:29,080 --> 00:34:31,540 Are you making accusations against our daughter? 440 00:34:33,616 --> 00:34:35,427 How dare you? 441 00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:39,640 And I didn't give up my life. My family IS my life. 442 00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:49,750 You know in the eastern religions they, uh... they believe that our entire 443 00:34:49,751 --> 00:34:52,945 lives are just an illusion, you know, that none of this is actually real. 444 00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:57,280 The Buddhists call it samsara. 445 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,240 Hey... hey! 446 00:35:01,360 --> 00:35:02,880 Who's a good boy? 447 00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:11,760 - Well... Happy samsara Easter. - You know I didn't tell her anything. 448 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,200 I know. 449 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:19,360 Our parents are never to be within 500 yards of each other. 450 00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:22,360 That's an absolute imperative. 451 00:35:26,200 --> 00:35:27,761 I don't want to have sex again. 452 00:35:29,272 --> 00:35:30,913 It's not because of your mom or my dad. 453 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:36,440 I just want to wait till we're older. Okay. 454 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,200 That's it? Okay? 455 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:44,800 Hello, Chica. 456 00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:50,120 Do you know how long we've been doing this? 457 00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,920 Easter leftover feast for the dogs? Since we were eight. 458 00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:58,480 Right, and we've been friends since we were six. 459 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:02,880 That's ten years, Lucy. You know, most marriages don't even last that long. 460 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,880 I just want us to last. 461 00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:16,240 I thought guys were supposed to have a sexual thought every 30 seconds? 462 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:20,560 I didn't say I wouldn't think about it. 463 00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:29,400 - Hey! No alcohol. - Agreed, but... 464 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:32,777 you realise this make us like thoroughly abnormal, right? 465 00:36:32,803 --> 00:36:34,745 We could always take up smoking? 466 00:36:35,560 --> 00:36:40,360 Yeah, or um, latex bondage. I hear that's fun. 467 00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:53,400 Scott? 468 00:36:57,080 --> 00:36:59,840 Hey, Lucy. Look what I went and found. 469 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,520 Here you go. 470 00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,600 Scott. 471 00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,680 I was raised in Saint Bartholomew's orphanage. 472 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,437 And while I realise that was a pretty strict 473 00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:18,345 upbringing and a different time... 474 00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:22,491 we didn't force girls to do things back then. 475 00:37:24,106 --> 00:37:24,619 Yes, sir! 476 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,740 Dad, it wasn't even his i-- 477 00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,001 Do you know what happened to Saint Bartholomew? 478 00:37:31,525 --> 00:37:33,325 No, sir! 479 00:37:34,840 --> 00:37:38,120 They took a knife and they skinned his feet. 480 00:37:40,160 --> 00:37:43,167 And he's alive, he's watching this happen. Now, they just want 481 00:37:43,168 --> 00:37:45,625 one big piece of skin. So, you know... 482 00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:51,560 they're taking their time. One long slice up the leg... 483 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:58,080 and they carefully peeled the skin away from the muscle. 484 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:02,507 Now, most people would die when they reached the mid-section, but Bartholomew 485 00:38:02,533 --> 00:38:04,785 is one of the apostles. 486 00:38:06,280 --> 00:38:09,280 He's still alive, even after they skin his face off his skull. 487 00:38:09,360 --> 00:38:12,400 Dad... come on! There is no reason he... 488 00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:16,480 Your apology should be so sincere, that it breaks my heart. 489 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,080 I'm sorry. 490 00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:29,480 I'm sorry, Lucy. I really didn't mean it. I really am sorry. 491 00:38:32,280 --> 00:38:35,280 Real men treat women with respect. 492 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:40,080 - Say it. - Real men treat women with respect. 493 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,440 Have a good Easter, Scott. 494 00:38:48,880 --> 00:38:50,640 Scott, I'm so... 495 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:58,220 - Scott was scared to dead. - I made him apologize to Lucy. 496 00:38:58,246 --> 00:38:59,468 - Lucy's out driving around... - Well, you'll be lucky if his family 497 00:38:59,494 --> 00:39:00,890 doesn't press charges. 498 00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:03,694 Oh please! You have your job now, right? 499 00:39:03,695 --> 00:39:05,585 So somebody had to make time for parenting. 500 00:39:05,640 --> 00:39:07,520 You call that parenting? 501 00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,784 What... I'm not enough to get jealous about anymore, 502 00:39:09,810 --> 00:39:11,745 you have to throw Lucy in too? 503 00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,864 Anything I need to be jealous about? What should I be jealous about? 504 00:39:15,865 --> 00:39:19,225 Go cool off before you do something really stupid. 505 00:39:30,160 --> 00:39:32,600 Mom, are you okay? 506 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:35,760 Yeah, I will be. 507 00:39:39,180 --> 00:39:40,264 - Hello? - How's the hottest bitch 508 00:39:40,265 --> 00:39:42,805 - at North Central High? - Would you stop calling me that! 509 00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:47,400 - Boy troubles? - This jerk won't leave me alone. 510 00:39:47,480 --> 00:39:50,080 Well, get used to it. 511 00:39:54,760 --> 00:39:58,511 Hey sweetie. I just called work, they're short a couple of guys. 512 00:39:58,946 --> 00:40:00,362 They can't even get the schedule right. 513 00:40:00,388 --> 00:40:01,690 Same old, same old. 514 00:40:07,240 --> 00:40:08,347 What... you're leaving? 515 00:40:08,373 --> 00:40:10,745 Yes, I just called work. They're short a couple of guys. I gotta go. 516 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,520 Jesus, Chuck, you're lying! You are lying right to my face! 517 00:40:19,120 --> 00:40:21,898 Now I'm the liar? I'm the one that keeps us going, lady. 518 00:40:21,924 --> 00:40:24,745 You think you make enough with your little job to pay for all this? 519 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,320 I'm leaving because I have to work! Somebody has to work... 520 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:38,840 You know what? Go, just go then. Run away if you can't handle it here... 521 00:40:40,365 --> 00:40:43,165 Everyday life here is way more than you wanna put up with... 522 00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:45,790 Fuck!! 523 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:04,720 How is the hottest bitch at North Central High? 524 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:47,560 Building self-esteem is one thing, but maintaining a high level of esteem 525 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:49,780 requires that you incorporate the things you learn 526 00:41:49,806 --> 00:41:51,945 into your life and make them a habit for you. 527 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,880 What a piece of shit! 528 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,280 - Hey. - Hey. 529 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:11,965 So you want to add a little bit of herb at the end... 530 00:42:11,991 --> 00:42:14,140 a little fresh parsley, a little bit... 531 00:42:14,141 --> 00:42:17,360 Kenny says we hit rock bottom with the Easter freak feast. 532 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:21,280 I'd always pictured rock bottom with way more hard drugs and bad cooking. 533 00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:24,197 So in this last 30 seconds is when everything really great, 534 00:42:24,223 --> 00:42:27,305 that can happen can, but also when it could be a disaster. 535 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:32,280 And that'll get you in the right spot, and then you take it to the plate. 536 00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,000 Hey! 537 00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,360 I got your text. What's going on? 538 00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,640 - I'm okay! Just... - Hey! 539 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:54,040 You don't actually seem that okay. 540 00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,720 Do you remember that morning I came into your room? 541 00:43:05,000 --> 00:43:10,160 Well, I think we can improve on that memory. 542 00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:14,876 What about our abstinence promise? 543 00:43:14,902 --> 00:43:16,945 It will be like a do-over. 544 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,240 Do-overs don't count. 545 00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:53,004 I have to go live with my dad. 546 00:43:53,730 --> 00:43:54,965 What? 547 00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:59,745 They changed my parenting plan. 548 00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:03,305 Apparently my dad's really been working his sobriety. 549 00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:09,240 They can't make you move clear across the state. 550 00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,360 We're minors. They can make me do anything they want. 551 00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,992 They'll have to wait until the school years over... 552 00:44:16,993 --> 00:44:21,105 No, Lucy... power corrupts. And parental power corrupts absolutely. 553 00:44:27,400 --> 00:44:29,360 Is this because of me, I mean... because of us? 554 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,000 - Probably. - My God! 555 00:44:37,040 --> 00:44:40,720 We are stupid. We have ruined everything. 556 00:45:11,640 --> 00:45:13,360 Hey! 557 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:16,000 Yo! 558 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:21,880 - Where's Kenny? - Don't know. 559 00:45:38,040 --> 00:45:40,280 Hey, you know what happened right there? 560 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:47,920 You! You happened right there. 561 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,680 That is something I never needed to know. 562 00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:58,830 Your dad was the only man I've had sex with until this year. 563 00:45:58,831 --> 00:46:01,705 Mom, I... come on! 564 00:46:17,400 --> 00:46:20,160 Geez, Kenny... where are you? 565 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:23,024 Max tits to the masses, cutting classes... 566 00:46:23,025 --> 00:46:25,625 smacking them asses... 567 00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,880 What up, shorty? No, look... seriously. There's a really great party tonight. 568 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,100 Everyone's gonna be there. 569 00:46:32,126 --> 00:46:34,705 It's too bad I hate everyone or else I'll be there too. 570 00:46:34,760 --> 00:46:36,881 You're weird, you know but in a super hot way. 571 00:46:36,882 --> 00:46:40,665 You're clueless, you know but in a dull and obvious way. 572 00:46:40,720 --> 00:46:45,360 I see your future, Lucy Diamond! You will lighten up and you will have fun. 573 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:50,955 In high school, I thought I was gonna be famous. 574 00:46:50,956 --> 00:46:52,225 Famous for what? 575 00:46:52,280 --> 00:46:53,998 I don't know. I just... 576 00:46:54,524 --> 00:46:58,145 I just didn't think I was gonna end up so... so regular. 577 00:46:59,240 --> 00:47:00,120 You know... boring. 578 00:47:00,146 --> 00:47:03,665 My parents died in a car crash when I was in high school, so... 579 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,280 - after that I kinda stood out. - Jesus! 580 00:47:08,360 --> 00:47:11,105 And Chuck was an orphan so I figured he was 581 00:47:11,131 --> 00:47:13,625 the only person who could understand me. 582 00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,560 - He sort of rescued you? - No, that was Lucy. 583 00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:23,680 She forced me to fight my way back to regular and boring. 584 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:27,160 Oh, there's nothing about you that's regular or boring. 585 00:47:32,200 --> 00:47:35,040 He hasn't been in school all week. He wouldn't just leave! 586 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,520 - He's really not here, Lucy. - No, I'm coming over there. 587 00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:46,840 Justin said you'd want to ride with us to the party. 588 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:01,360 I got this for you. Seemed like you weren't into beer. 589 00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,760 - Saint Jude. - Huh? 590 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:12,864 Patron saint of lost causes? Beaten to death 591 00:48:12,890 --> 00:48:15,025 with a club and beheaded 1st century AD? 592 00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:18,720 Isn't that a Beatles song? 593 00:48:29,600 --> 00:48:32,640 Nice car. Does it go fast? 594 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,545 High school hero can't dance? No? 595 00:48:49,571 --> 00:48:51,545 Are you gonna rap or are you gonna dance? Come on! 596 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,760 I can dance. I can dance. 597 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:07,320 I think your girlfriend's kinda jealous of us talking. 598 00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,240 Who? Jaime? No, me and her broke-up a long time ago. 599 00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:15,320 What? They don't think I'm good enough to, like, hang out with you guys? 600 00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:17,600 - Yeah, well, she's wrong about that. - Yeah. 601 00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:23,040 - You are drunk. - I know. 602 00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:25,240 Come on. Yeah? 603 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:50,440 Okay, everyone's kind of staring at us now. 604 00:49:50,466 --> 00:49:52,525 - Let them watch! - Okay... 605 00:49:52,526 --> 00:49:54,650 Okay, you've got to give them a show. 606 00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:14,360 Come on! I don't even have my sweat-shirt off. 607 00:50:18,094 --> 00:50:19,094 Hey. 608 00:50:20,120 --> 00:50:22,693 Come on... I can't even move my arms. 609 00:50:23,419 --> 00:50:24,541 Hey, stop! 610 00:50:24,542 --> 00:50:27,025 Come on, cut it out. That hurts... cut it out. 611 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:55,760 That was awesome! 612 00:50:57,320 --> 00:51:01,520 Does the word "consensual" mean anything to you? 613 00:51:04,200 --> 00:51:06,560 What did you think was gonna happen? 614 00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,840 I need you... I need you to leave. 615 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,880 - Hey, you okay? - Does it actually look like I'm okay? 616 00:52:36,240 --> 00:52:37,709 Why do you smell like vomit? 617 00:52:39,921 --> 00:52:42,510 How many possible answers can there be to that question? 618 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:52,000 Kenny is gone. 619 00:52:53,240 --> 00:52:55,588 He didn't even say goodbye. 620 00:52:55,614 --> 00:52:58,465 Oh Lucy, honey. I'm so sorry. 621 00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:05,640 Someone gave me peppermint schnapps at the party. 622 00:53:05,720 --> 00:53:08,224 Once I got sick on cinnamon schnapps. 623 00:53:09,192 --> 00:53:12,145 Now I gag a little every time I walk past a Cinnabon. 624 00:53:20,080 --> 00:53:22,560 - Hey Mom... - Yeah? 625 00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,800 I puked inside my shirt. 626 00:54:01,080 --> 00:54:03,420 It's been my experience, parents usually 627 00:54:03,446 --> 00:54:05,385 know more than you think they do. 628 00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:06,560 My dad's away working. 629 00:54:07,854 --> 00:54:10,065 It might help both of you to let your mother know. 630 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,392 She'd think I ended up just like her. 631 00:54:13,265 --> 00:54:16,905 Evidence I collect today can be held anonymously for 30 days. 632 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:20,800 You have that amount of time to decide if you want to file a police report. 633 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:26,740 There's a drug, Combivir, it would help prevent you from getting HIV. 634 00:54:28,480 --> 00:54:30,160 Like AIDS... HIV? 635 00:54:30,240 --> 00:54:32,621 It has to be taken for 3 weeks and the side-effects 636 00:54:32,647 --> 00:54:34,865 are intense like a really bad flu. 637 00:54:34,866 --> 00:54:35,814 No! 638 00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:40,280 I'm a sophomore in high school. I've- I've kissed a total of 3 boys. 639 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:43,740 It's a medication I would encourage you to consider, given the situation. 640 00:54:53,160 --> 00:54:57,560 Hey... hey! How are you? I... I tried calling. 641 00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:00,320 I've been really worried. 642 00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:03,200 Hey Lucy! Wait up. 643 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:10,080 I'm not Justin. I'm not like him, Lucy. I didn't do anything. 644 00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:12,739 No, you didn't do anything. You didn't say anything. 645 00:55:12,740 --> 00:55:14,345 You just let him think it was okay. 646 00:55:14,400 --> 00:55:16,239 Yeah, well... I don't think he's gonna listen to anything... 647 00:55:16,240 --> 00:55:18,380 Okay... well, congratulations because you are so much 648 00:55:18,406 --> 00:55:20,450 the better person! It's impressive! 649 00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,824 Sorry, I left without saying goodbye. In my bigger life, 650 00:55:29,978 --> 00:55:33,425 I'm way more mature than that, and not such a detestable chicken-shit. 651 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,946 How you feeling? 652 00:55:39,972 --> 00:55:44,345 Like I'm covered in cold ants and I wanna puke through my eyes. 653 00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:49,848 I can't believe you have the flu on your birthday. 654 00:55:50,174 --> 00:55:51,045 Yeah... 655 00:55:51,046 --> 00:55:55,240 - rotten luck, huh? - Wanna open dad's first? 656 00:55:55,265 --> 00:55:56,665 Yeah. 657 00:56:10,720 --> 00:56:16,600 Wow. Life-time achievement award for worst present ever. 658 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:21,120 I think they're adorable. 659 00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,600 - Is that from Kenny? - Yeah. 660 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,200 Oh, those are pretty bottles. 661 00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,600 It's olive oil. 662 00:56:44,854 --> 00:56:45,854 Mmm... 663 00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:47,600 Must be good stuff. 664 00:56:49,720 --> 00:56:51,360 It's really, really good. 665 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,655 Something smells great! 666 00:57:04,681 --> 00:57:07,162 Oh... It's just chicken. 667 00:57:07,188 --> 00:57:09,730 I didn't have time to plan anything more elaborate. 668 00:57:12,720 --> 00:57:17,280 Oh, I didn't know you were fixing anything. 669 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:20,840 - It's my birthday! - I'm so sorry. I... I... 670 00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:24,780 I just thought that we would go out together when you were feeling better. 671 00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:30,656 You know, I'll... I'll sit with you while you eat. 672 00:57:30,657 --> 00:57:33,145 Hey mom! You don't have to. 673 00:57:34,480 --> 00:57:36,300 - No, I'm gonna call and cancel. This is- - Mom... 674 00:57:36,301 --> 00:57:37,865 Honestly, that would just make it worse. 675 00:57:40,920 --> 00:57:42,680 I'm fine. 676 00:57:46,520 --> 00:57:49,356 So with this dish, I recommend a delicate, dry 677 00:57:49,382 --> 00:57:52,305 white wine from the Friuli or from the Veneto. 678 00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:55,680 My favorite is Pinot Grigio, redolent with the greenness 679 00:57:55,706 --> 00:57:59,025 in the hills of the eastern side of the Friulian mountains. 680 00:57:59,080 --> 00:58:04,640 If I hadn't had sex with Kenny... If I had been more strict with Mom... 681 00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:09,240 If I had made it clear to Dad that we need him here... 682 00:58:09,320 --> 00:58:12,500 If I hadn't been such a stupid, drunken dumbass who 683 00:58:12,526 --> 00:58:15,705 didn't even consider something hideous could happen... 684 00:58:16,180 --> 00:58:20,680 ...and you sprinkle with just a little bit of toasted sliced almonds. 685 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:47,320 Hey, I got your postcard. 686 00:58:47,400 --> 00:58:49,671 Yeah, well, just because I send you a postcard everyday 687 00:58:49,672 --> 00:58:51,585 doesn't mean I think about you all the time. 688 00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:56,160 - That would be blatantly pathetic. - Yeah... yeah, even for me. 689 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:01,600 I had this dream where we were at the jungle gym. 690 00:59:01,601 --> 00:59:03,594 Wait, I'm confused. I thought that was real life. 691 00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,930 No, no... listen. 692 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:08,763 In the dream, we started at the jungle gym, and we walked in opposite 693 00:59:08,764 --> 00:59:11,225 directions until we met on the other side of the world. 694 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,559 And then I thanked you for 695 00:59:12,560 --> 00:59:15,145 - always having my back. - Yeah...? 696 00:59:15,200 --> 00:59:16,920 Shut up! 697 00:59:20,200 --> 00:59:22,619 You know what we should do this summer? There's an Italian class 698 00:59:22,645 --> 00:59:25,385 at the library and it's free and we could both take it and we could... 699 00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:26,925 It's just my dad already signed me up 700 00:59:26,926 --> 00:59:28,665 for summer classes at the college here. 701 00:59:28,690 --> 00:59:29,470 That's stupid. 702 00:59:29,471 --> 00:59:32,050 But, hey, there's a week right before school starts again and... 703 00:59:32,051 --> 00:59:35,650 - What? Before school starts? - Well, it wasn't my idea, okay? 704 00:59:35,651 --> 00:59:37,690 Kenny, you're kidding me? You're telling me I'm not gonna 705 00:59:37,691 --> 00:59:43,440 - see you all summer. That's crazy! - Lucy! Lucy... Lucy... 706 00:59:46,880 --> 00:59:48,854 Hey! I... 707 00:59:48,855 --> 00:59:51,979 Okay, I imagine you think you're being devoted and persistent 708 00:59:51,980 --> 00:59:54,518 - but this is known as stalking. - Okay, I promise... 709 00:59:54,544 --> 00:59:55,636 I will leave you alone. 710 00:59:55,662 --> 00:59:58,030 Oh, so you're stalking me just to promise to leave me alone this summer? 711 00:59:58,060 --> 01:00:00,410 Please just let me say one thing, okay? 712 01:00:00,411 --> 01:00:03,629 I- I have been... I've been doing a lot of thinking lately... 713 01:00:03,630 --> 01:00:05,131 Oh, it's too late to start thinking. 714 01:00:05,157 --> 01:00:07,005 Just stick to mindlessly following your peer group. 715 01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:13,160 - Yeah, about that peer group thing... - Yo... incoming! 716 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:17,619 Whoa-ho! Hard-core move there, dude. 717 01:00:17,645 --> 01:00:19,068 Oh, it's gonna be like that, huh? 718 01:00:19,094 --> 01:00:20,919 - All right! - I feel like I need to make 719 01:00:20,945 --> 01:00:22,910 amends for my part in that. 720 01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:27,560 Always picking on my rebounds, huh... Timmy boy. 721 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:35,720 Damn. Way to step up, Tim. 722 01:00:36,360 --> 01:00:38,600 - Justin, you just got dissed! - Hey, you and me... 723 01:00:39,280 --> 01:00:43,000 Hey, um, I'm going fishing. Do you think you might want to come along? 724 01:00:43,080 --> 01:00:46,360 I only just stopped thinking of you as a heinous asshole. 725 01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:48,780 Okay, it's just fishing. It's to celebrate 726 01:00:48,781 --> 01:00:50,465 the end of the school year. And to 727 01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:55,120 show you I'm not a heinous asshole. It doesn't mean anything. 728 01:00:57,400 --> 01:00:59,120 Okay, maybe! 729 01:01:03,520 --> 01:01:07,480 Well, you know when Mario Batali was our age, he was living in Spain. 730 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:10,120 I live in a region that's famous for it's chicken fried steak. 731 01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:14,160 I'm so far behind in my life. 732 01:01:16,080 --> 01:01:20,240 You know I read that, uh, women who have had more than one sexual partner 733 01:01:20,266 --> 01:01:22,385 are later more content in their marriages. 734 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:27,720 Wow, that's statistically really romantic of you, Mr. Out of Leftfield. 735 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,066 You know if you ever do decide to hook up with someone else, 736 01:01:32,092 --> 01:01:34,545 just don't tell me about it, okay. I mean... I... 737 01:01:34,600 --> 01:01:39,440 I have a really visual imagination. I don't need those pictures in my head. 738 01:01:39,520 --> 01:01:40,970 You're telling me, you want me to lie to you? 739 01:01:40,971 --> 01:01:45,385 Yes, please. Lie your ass off. Just be convincing. 740 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:52,920 I should warn ya', I'm an old-fashioned kind of guy. 741 01:01:53,040 --> 01:01:56,655 You like to wear tighty-whities and listen to Bob Seger and ZZ Top? 742 01:01:56,656 --> 01:02:00,440 No... I mean, I believe in goin' slow. 743 01:02:00,820 --> 01:02:04,160 - You mean with sex? - Yeah. 744 01:02:04,440 --> 01:02:07,362 No, I just think... you know... 745 01:02:07,388 --> 01:02:10,625 real intimacy is physical and emotional, right? 746 01:02:10,680 --> 01:02:15,358 I just... I feel like I need to really know someone before we can... 747 01:02:15,359 --> 01:02:16,625 Kiss? 748 01:02:17,760 --> 01:02:19,880 No, kissing would be okay. 749 01:02:22,000 --> 01:02:24,920 But not the full on horizontal bop? 750 01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:26,108 Aw, now you're making fun of me. 751 01:02:26,109 --> 01:02:28,825 - No, no, no, I'm serious. - No, no... you're making fun of me. 752 01:02:29,560 --> 01:02:32,520 You have no idea how cool I think that is. 753 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:35,880 It's cool. 754 01:02:36,000 --> 01:02:40,020 I get all the love songs now, they didn't use to make sense to me before! 755 01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,360 He's married, isn't he? 756 01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,200 Why do you say things like that? 757 01:02:50,240 --> 01:02:52,840 I hate that you're right all the time. 758 01:02:52,920 --> 01:02:56,560 I'm a complete pessimist so the odds are always with me. 759 01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:02,760 Why do people stay together? In bad relationships, I mean. 760 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:08,920 They eat so much shit for so long, 761 01:03:09,040 --> 01:03:12,640 they don't even recognize the taste of it after a while. 762 01:03:15,680 --> 01:03:18,720 So you think I've been eating shit, don't you? 763 01:03:59,680 --> 01:04:03,600 - Lucy, wait! - No, it's okay. I want to. 764 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:07,496 Do they have to be oyster mushrooms? 765 01:04:07,522 --> 01:04:09,905 How do you tell which ones are the oyster mushrooms? 766 01:04:10,000 --> 01:04:13,920 Like a lightish-brown, kind of fan shaped. 767 01:04:14,040 --> 01:04:15,560 Stop. 768 01:04:19,280 --> 01:04:21,540 Wait, I'm gonna ask somebody. 769 01:04:22,165 --> 01:04:23,565 Oh! 770 01:04:25,080 --> 01:04:27,160 Never mind, I'll be home in a little bit. 771 01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,760 Shit, shit! Quickly, quickly! 772 01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:40,360 Hey, kiddo! 773 01:04:42,334 --> 01:04:44,234 What you want? Is this your favorite? 774 01:04:44,259 --> 01:04:45,959 - Is that your favorite? - Yeah! 775 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:50,280 Quick, quick! Put your jeans on! 776 01:04:51,705 --> 01:04:53,005 Um! 777 01:04:55,730 --> 01:04:57,030 Um... 778 01:04:57,155 --> 01:04:59,155 Come on! Get in there! Get in there! Ah! 779 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,560 Hello... hello? 780 01:05:18,080 --> 01:05:20,520 Anyone here? 781 01:05:20,600 --> 01:05:22,720 Lucy? 782 01:05:38,320 --> 01:05:41,560 - Hello? - Bob? 783 01:05:41,640 --> 01:05:44,400 Hey! I'm with the family now. 784 01:05:45,760 --> 01:05:48,687 Is that your estranged wife that you have your arm around right now? 785 01:05:48,688 --> 01:05:51,505 The one you can't stand to touch? 786 01:05:52,130 --> 01:05:54,130 Um... er, uh... 787 01:05:59,920 --> 01:06:02,400 - Please leave, please, please please... - Lainee! 788 01:06:05,480 --> 01:06:07,600 Jeff? Is that... is that you? 789 01:06:09,720 --> 01:06:12,952 Just because we didn't have sex does not mean you weren't cheating. 790 01:06:12,978 --> 01:06:16,305 You should know that, you're being unfaithful to everyone around you. 791 01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:18,040 Lainee! 792 01:06:20,680 --> 01:06:22,400 Dad, it's just me. 793 01:06:23,320 --> 01:06:24,880 Lucy... 794 01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:27,120 I'm coming over there if you keep this up. 795 01:06:27,121 --> 01:06:30,345 Look, uh, no don't! Look, I'll just... lemme go to the... 796 01:06:31,200 --> 01:06:34,400 Mr. Diamond... I'm Tim, I'm sorry that we had to meet this way 797 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,120 Just one second. 798 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:43,160 Dad! 799 01:06:44,585 --> 01:06:46,585 Tim, will you stop! 800 01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,280 Daddy! 801 01:06:53,360 --> 01:06:56,776 - Listen, don't make a scene. - No, you made a scene! This is entirely 802 01:06:56,802 --> 01:06:59,825 and completely your "old-fashioned guy" kind of scene! 803 01:07:03,080 --> 01:07:05,774 Hey, sweet-sweetie, look I got you these. 804 01:07:05,776 --> 01:07:08,745 Why don't you go put that in the... in the cart with Mommy, huh? 805 01:07:10,920 --> 01:07:13,073 We love each other. We're going to get married. 806 01:07:13,074 --> 01:07:15,065 No, we do not. We are not... just go! 807 01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:24,480 Daddy... daddy, are you okay? 808 01:07:44,920 --> 01:07:52,120 And Saint Agatha was forced into a brothel, but no man... could, y' know... enter her. 809 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,280 Those who even dared to touch her got sick and died. 810 01:07:56,840 --> 01:07:59,840 She was thrown into the prison and tortured. 811 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:04,320 Her breasts were crushed and then cut off. 812 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:08,120 She was forced to roll in hot coals. 813 01:08:08,200 --> 01:08:13,360 But throughout it all, she refused to give up her virginity. 814 01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:24,120 So, I should wanna be tortured and mutilated 815 01:08:24,146 --> 01:08:27,905 rather than have sex with a guy I really like? 816 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,989 Is that the moral to the story? 817 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:33,105 This is not the person I want you to be, Lucy. 818 01:08:33,200 --> 01:08:35,738 Who do you want me to be? You want me to be like mom who, 819 01:08:35,764 --> 01:08:38,545 as it happens, you got pregnant when you were both exactly my age. 820 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:42,460 Your mother and I gave up everything. We got married to have you. 821 01:08:42,640 --> 01:08:46,040 What? How about if I'm a self-centered, immature controlling high school 822 01:08:46,066 --> 01:08:49,465 drop-out who uses every excuse not to be with my family? 823 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:51,680 Is that the person you want me to be? 824 01:08:52,720 --> 01:08:55,440 You're such an awesome role model, dad. 825 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,783 No one needs you showing up every 826 01:09:11,786 --> 01:09:13,745 three months to provide your moral guidance. 827 01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:17,240 I got it! I got it. 828 01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,720 We could get a restraining order. 829 01:10:03,800 --> 01:10:05,790 Why? He'll just come back in 830 01:10:05,791 --> 01:10:07,745 a few months and everything will be the same. 831 01:10:09,280 --> 01:10:11,560 I don't want that! 832 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:14,942 Are you and dad over, then? 833 01:10:16,968 --> 01:10:21,085 We were over a long, long time ago. 834 01:10:23,760 --> 01:10:27,080 I wish my parents were still alive. 835 01:10:27,880 --> 01:10:29,560 Do you miss them? 836 01:10:31,040 --> 01:10:34,440 Yeah, but I miss them more for you. 837 01:10:35,720 --> 01:10:40,080 - I wish you had them. - Grandparents would've been kind of cool. 838 01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:42,600 I came from a good family, you know? 839 01:10:43,440 --> 01:10:48,360 And any mess I've made of my life, I have no one to blame but myself. 840 01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:58,480 There's no one I want to talk to... Except Kenny and you. 841 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:10,360 - Hello. - Lainee, is that you? 842 01:11:10,440 --> 01:11:12,193 - Ron? - It's me. 843 01:11:12,219 --> 01:11:15,185 - Oh, my God! - I know, right... 844 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:17,587 - I just thought that I... - Ron! 845 01:11:17,613 --> 01:11:19,865 - Where are you? - Well, actually I'm... 846 01:11:19,920 --> 01:11:22,440 You know it's been years and years and years. 847 01:11:22,465 --> 01:11:24,465 Well, you... you friended me on Facebook... 848 01:11:25,200 --> 01:11:27,400 - Well, no, I know I did. - So I tried to get your number... 849 01:11:31,520 --> 01:11:34,240 This is not the person I want you to be. 850 01:11:38,400 --> 01:11:39,920 Mom? 851 01:11:40,840 --> 01:11:44,240 Did dad ever try to find his parents? What? 852 01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:47,200 I thought maybe that's why he was gone all the time. 853 01:11:47,280 --> 01:11:50,717 - Hey, you know what I was thinking? - No, almost never. 854 01:11:50,718 --> 01:11:53,945 We get a way for awhile. We take a little road trip. 855 01:11:54,040 --> 01:11:56,633 Ron was saying that his parents own a restaurant in Fairview. 856 01:11:56,634 --> 01:11:57,705 Ron? 857 01:11:57,760 --> 01:12:01,200 As in your high school boyfriend, Ron? 858 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:03,554 Well, we could have dinner with Ron. 859 01:12:03,555 --> 01:12:06,605 And then just you and me, we could stay for a few days. 860 01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:10,540 - Why would we do that? - Because we never do anything! 861 01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:15,062 We deserve something fun. And 'cause, it's got... you know all that 862 01:12:15,063 --> 01:12:18,265 nature and beauty stuff goin' on. 863 01:12:19,600 --> 01:12:22,597 - I guess... - Okay, great! 864 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:26,680 Well, go pack! 'Cause, if we're gonna go, we should hit the road. 865 01:13:08,520 --> 01:13:10,926 Ron parents own the "Two Sister's Cafe"? 866 01:13:10,927 --> 01:13:13,265 - You've heard of it? - You haven't heard of it? 867 01:13:14,120 --> 01:13:16,400 Ron's been helping them out past couple weeks. 868 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:17,677 He's supposed to leave this morning but 869 01:13:17,678 --> 01:13:20,565 he said he'd wait for us if we came up. 870 01:13:24,160 --> 01:13:26,040 You done? 871 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:46,240 Hi, Lainee. 872 01:13:54,560 --> 01:13:58,440 - This is Lucy. - Oh... hi! 873 01:14:02,994 --> 01:14:05,394 ...and Dad made "Top Ten Chefs in the Southwest." 874 01:14:06,907 --> 01:14:08,907 Oh, okay... 875 01:14:09,333 --> 01:14:11,206 ...I'm glad they're sealed... 876 01:14:14,789 --> 01:14:17,189 - I hear you cook? - Yeah. 877 01:14:19,314 --> 01:14:21,614 ...we just got this brand new puppy right here... 878 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,680 Would you stop staring? 879 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,320 - I like him. - Yeah, me too. 880 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:10,000 - He's kind of like your Kenny. - Yeah, maybe. 881 01:15:12,080 --> 01:15:17,200 Ron owns a restaurant on the beach. It's like a really high-end place. 882 01:15:17,280 --> 01:15:20,000 - What beach? - Puerto Vallarta. 883 01:15:20,080 --> 01:15:22,120 The Puerto Vallarta that's in Mexico? 884 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:28,720 - He'd like us to come down there. - Like a vacation? 885 01:15:28,800 --> 01:15:32,262 Ron really, really likes you, Lucy. You could work 886 01:15:32,288 --> 01:15:35,625 at a professional kitchen. We could learn to speak Spanish. 887 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:39,120 It's the kind of vacation where I get a job? 888 01:15:39,200 --> 01:15:42,042 He needs to leave tonight. It would take a couple of days 889 01:15:42,068 --> 01:15:44,665 to get down there but we could all get to know each other better in the car. 890 01:15:44,720 --> 01:15:46,735 You realize that's insane, right? 891 01:15:46,761 --> 01:15:49,465 I think that's probably part of the appeal. 892 01:15:51,600 --> 01:15:54,368 Remember when you told me that you and dad were done? 893 01:15:54,394 --> 01:15:56,403 Oh actually no, wait. That's was today! 894 01:15:56,429 --> 01:16:00,123 No... no! This is not about me and your dad. 895 01:16:00,125 --> 01:16:01,512 No? So what is it about? 896 01:16:01,538 --> 01:16:04,270 Because it is not about me working in a professional kitchen. 897 01:16:04,300 --> 01:16:07,000 - It'll be fun! - Mom, stop! We're not doing this. 898 01:16:07,080 --> 01:16:09,759 You're not the one who decides. I'm the mom and you're the kid. 899 01:16:09,760 --> 01:16:10,905 Based on what? 900 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:12,830 Your great sense of responsibility or 901 01:16:12,831 --> 01:16:14,625 your amazing problem-solving skills? 902 01:16:14,680 --> 01:16:17,022 You want us to move to Puerto Vallarta with 903 01:16:17,023 --> 01:16:17,988 some stranger from, for all you know... 904 01:16:17,989 --> 01:16:19,545 No! He's not a stranger! 905 01:16:19,600 --> 01:16:23,872 Lucy, please! I have to know, I have to do this! 906 01:16:23,873 --> 01:16:26,408 Have to know what? How awesome your life 907 01:16:26,409 --> 01:16:27,585 would've been if I hadn't have been born? 908 01:16:27,640 --> 01:16:33,480 God, no! No, Lucy, you're the only thing that's turned out right. 909 01:16:34,120 --> 01:16:37,400 You're... everything! 910 01:16:40,560 --> 01:16:46,040 I just... I just can't do it anymore. 911 01:16:46,120 --> 01:16:50,280 Can't do what? Be my mom? 912 01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:53,200 I just... 913 01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:58,240 ...feel like I'm... like I'm dying. 914 01:16:59,640 --> 01:17:01,440 I... 915 01:17:04,000 --> 01:17:08,680 I need something. I need... something else. 916 01:17:11,840 --> 01:17:15,280 I need to... belong. 917 01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:20,440 I need to find something. 918 01:17:24,120 --> 01:17:26,520 Okay, mom. 919 01:17:30,800 --> 01:17:34,160 If you need to go... go. 920 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:43,800 - I can't go without you. - I'm 16. I'm not pregnant. 921 01:17:43,880 --> 01:17:46,040 I'm not getting married. 922 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:50,670 Who can take better care of me than me? 923 01:17:50,671 --> 01:17:53,442 No, Lucy, I... 924 01:17:54,290 --> 01:17:55,519 You're gonna make me run away to Mexico 925 01:17:55,520 --> 01:17:58,825 with you and your high school boyfriend? No! 926 01:18:00,360 --> 01:18:02,440 You go. 927 01:18:11,080 --> 01:18:15,680 I... I can maybe go for... for two weeks. 928 01:18:17,600 --> 01:18:19,880 Okay. 929 01:18:20,000 --> 01:18:23,480 - I'll give you the ATM card. - Okay. 930 01:18:25,520 --> 01:18:29,440 - Okay, two weeks. - Okay. 931 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:38,624 Jean-Paul Sartre said we experience a sense of being abandoned 932 01:18:38,650 --> 01:18:41,505 when we realize there is no God. 933 01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:45,040 - Or in this case parents to guide us. - I love you. 934 01:18:45,880 --> 01:18:48,472 But it forces us to take absolute responsibility 935 01:18:48,473 --> 01:18:50,945 for our actions and choices. 936 01:18:52,080 --> 01:18:53,920 I think I'm responsible. 937 01:18:55,200 --> 01:18:58,840 You're the most responsible person that I know. 938 01:18:58,920 --> 01:19:03,080 Well, you don't know that many people. Still, I know of lots of people. 939 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:10,360 - Did you hear me before? - I did. 940 01:19:13,240 --> 01:19:14,840 Thanks for having my back. 941 01:19:16,680 --> 01:19:18,760 Always have. 942 01:19:20,200 --> 01:19:22,360 Always will. 943 01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:39,160 Please don't hate me for this. I'll call you every day. 944 01:19:49,840 --> 01:19:51,402 My dad'll be back in an hour or so... 945 01:19:51,403 --> 01:19:53,905 - so I'm sure he'd love to meet you. - Yeah, I'll be back when he gets here. 946 01:24:01,880 --> 01:24:04,280 Hi, I'm Lucy Diamond. 947 01:24:05,880 --> 01:24:08,160 My name's Gerald. 948 01:24:08,240 --> 01:24:11,320 My mom's the one who ran away to Mexico with your son. 949 01:24:12,400 --> 01:24:15,520 Yeah, that kind of circled back around, didn't it? 950 01:24:16,840 --> 01:24:19,560 - Are you hungry? - What are we serving? 951 01:24:21,920 --> 01:24:26,280 Eggs in hell. Oh, no offense, it's just 'cause of the sauce. 952 01:24:26,360 --> 01:24:28,280 None taken. 953 01:24:40,440 --> 01:24:42,785 Actually saw this place on the Food Network. 954 01:24:42,786 --> 01:24:44,225 - Really? - Yeah. 955 01:24:45,120 --> 01:24:49,920 Well, we do okay for a little cafe stuck out in the middle of nowhere. 956 01:25:05,000 --> 01:25:09,840 Nicely done. The jalapeño doesn't overpower the other flavors. 957 01:25:09,920 --> 01:25:14,400 This is like a... plate of home-cooked Americana. 958 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,080 Cool. 959 01:25:21,320 --> 01:25:24,400 You know, if you like this, I make a mean risotto. 960 01:25:24,835 --> 01:25:25,994 - Oh, I love risotto. - Yeah. 961 01:25:26,134 --> 01:25:27,450 It's comfort food. 962 01:25:30,680 --> 01:25:33,169 Here's how I think my bigger life will look. 963 01:25:33,195 --> 01:25:35,745 My parents split up. 964 01:25:35,800 --> 01:25:38,840 I graduate from the Culinary Institute. 965 01:25:39,640 --> 01:25:44,240 Kenny gets a PhD in something brainy and world-changing. 966 01:25:44,320 --> 01:25:46,680 Later I publish a best-selling cookbook 967 01:25:46,681 --> 01:25:49,785 based on the recipes from my restaurant. 968 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,800 Mario Batali writes the introduction. 969 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:59,520 Hey, if memory is malleable, then the future is too! 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