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Well, folks, it's almost Halloween,
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a holiday so beloved in Langley
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that we celebrate for a whole week.
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Happy Halloween week, Memphis!
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[CHUCKLES] And a boo to you too, Greg.
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Memphis, what are you being
for Halloween this year?
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I'm going to be a big, scary spider.
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Are you serious?
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You know that's what I was gonna be.
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- Oh, no. I forgot.
- [SIGHS]
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In other news, an investigation
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into the Octadual
Formaldehyde plant is underway
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due to a major leak that is
tainting our drinking water.
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Wait, wa... was that funny?
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So far, several people
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have been hospitalized, and, get this,
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may have to miss Halloween.
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Hey, Greg, you can be the spider.
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Don't. A town hall will be held
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by the CEO this week
to address the issue.
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Octadual is encouraging all members
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of the community to attend,
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but would prefer those
who aren't that mad.
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We are going to that town hall!
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The two things I love most
in this world are in danger.
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Steve and Hayley.
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Water and Halloween.
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[SCOFFS] Steve and Hayley? Please.
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Steve can't even bother to show up
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to watch the news with his family.
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He's working on his
science club presentation
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for the big Halloween pep
rally at Pearl Bailey.
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Hayley, I am so tired of you
knowing where your brother is.
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♪♪
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪♪
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Did you use acetone on these?
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They're covered in water spots.
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Acetone dissolves my skin.
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Everything dissolves your skin, Billy.
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Where's Snot?
He's late to science club again.
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Snot hates science.
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The only thing he likes about
science club is Bartleby.
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Snot loves science club.
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It's the only time we
get to spend together
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since our class schedules changed.
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Bartleby's just a fun perk.
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Bartleby!
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I missed you, buddy!
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I made you a little hat.
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It says "Bar."
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It was supposed to say "Bartleby,"
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but I ran out of room because you have
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such a cute wittle bitty turtle head.
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[SMOOCHING]
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By the way, happy Halloween week.
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And a boo to you, too.
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May your eyes of newt see into hell.
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You're late!
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Sorry.
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- I'm here now, though, and...
- What's this?
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A brochure for croquet club?
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Are you joining croquet club?
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They meet at the same time as us.
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Okay, truth time.
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I don't like science.
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What?!
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You mean to tell me
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you only like science club for Bartleby?
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Where is he?
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Oh, dang!
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He's dancing between the raindrops!
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There's not a car alive
that could hit Bartleby!
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Bartleby, no!
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Oh, my God!
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This is terrible!
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Poor Bartleby.
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Steve, I'm sorry,
but I think this is a sign
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I need to leave science club.
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What? No, you can't.
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- Yoooouuu...
- Is that Principal Lewis?
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- ...ooooo...
- What's he saying?
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...oou! You gotta burn
that broken turtle!
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I've planned everything
perfectly for the Halloween
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pep rally, and the last thing I need
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is a big ol' turtle ghost haunting us.
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You can use the school
incinerator in the basement.
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Is that kid smoking
by the bicycle stands?
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He told me he was out of cigarettes.
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Yoooooou...
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♪♪
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Touch the red flower.
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I can't believe I've lost
Bartleby and Snot in one day.
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You haven't lost Snot.
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He's your best friend.
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For now.
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Friendships need nourishment
and quality time.
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Without science club, we'll drift apart.
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Want me to cheer you up?
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The only thing you
could do to cheer me up
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is bring Bartleby back to life.
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Oh, that's easy.
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My dad does that all the
time with his reanimator.
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He keeps it locked up,
but I know where the schematics are.
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Do you think we could build
it in time for the pep rally?
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Does this answer your question?
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Did you just learn
that face or something?
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Yeah.
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♪♪
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Okay, here's how it's gonna go down.
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I run up and grab the plans
while you distract my dad.
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I don't want to go in there.
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Dr. Kalgary freaks me out.
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I thought I heard the chirps
of little children out here.
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Happy Halloween week, Steven.
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May... may the ghosts
nip your toes, sir.
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I just need to run upstairs
and grab some notes.
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Go ahead, my little synthetic angel.
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Steven, why don't you come in?
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[DOORS CREAK]
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Have a seat on our sectional sofa.
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It's new from...
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Restoration Hardware!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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[WHISPERING] Are you stealing my soul?
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Okay, got the notes.
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Let's go.
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[CHUCKLES EVILLY]
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Another boy convinced
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I own mid-tier furniture!
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING,
THUNDER CRASHES]
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[CHEERING]
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[THUMPING]
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And now,
as is Halloween pep rally tradition,
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we shall see presentations
from the clubs.
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♪♪
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[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
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♪♪
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- We're skeletons!
- Ooh!
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Croquet club has pleased me.
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Science club, you're next.
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Science club has built a machine
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that defies the laws of science!
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[STUDENTS GASP]
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I told you to burn that!
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What once was dead and gone
may finally live again!
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Billy! Pull the lever!
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Behold the feats of science club!
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Especially you, Snot.
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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♪♪
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[CREAKING]
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[STUDENTS GASP]
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Bartleby's back!
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And so is my interest in science.
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This is an abomination!
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I'll burn that monster myself!
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No! Don't!
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I-I need him, or Snot
won't come back to science club!
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I'm canceling science club!
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[INHALES DEEPLY]
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Forever!
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- I won't let you!
- Aah!
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Aah! I'm bouncin' down the stairs!
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Oof!
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I'm... losing consciousness.
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Maybe to die.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Smith, Billy,
if you're going to kill me,
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Bury me in the Lewis
family plot off route six.
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We're not gonna kill you.
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I just have to leave
you down here for now.
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Unless you promise not
to cancel science club?
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Not a chance.
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Don't you think the
school will ask questions
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if I suddenly disappear?
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- I'm the principal.
- He's right.
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We need everyone to think
Lewis is still around.
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Let's get a fat suit.
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I'll be the left side
and you can be the right.
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I have a better idea.
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Better than the fat suit?
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[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING, OWL HOOTING]
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♪♪
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I think we're in the right place.
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♪♪
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[SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING,
THUNDER CRASHING]
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♪♪
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[THUD]
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♪♪
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[THUD]
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♪♪
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STEVE: Aah!
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♪♪
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[THUNDER CONTINUES CRASHING]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ELECTRICITY CRACKLING]
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[EXPLOSION]
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♪♪
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[MOANS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[ROARS]
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It's a Lewis!
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[THUNDER CRASHES]
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Billy, stop being a perfectionist.
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His genitals just aren't gonna stay on.
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So get him dressed and ready
for the school to see him.
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Steve, there you are.
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What you did with Bartleby was amazing.
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If you liked Bartleby
coming back to life,
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how would you feel about
bringing humans back to life?
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Oh, I would find that foul.
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Whoever's capable of
doing something like that
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is disgusting.
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Shameless.
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Sacrilegious.
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Vile. Just loathsome.
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- And an all around bad person who deserves to rot.
- Awful. Repugnant.
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I mean, like, person is terrible.
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To rot, yeah. Totally.
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Totally. Okay, cool. Glad we agree.
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[FRANKENLEWIS GROANS]
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Welp, you gotta go.
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Oh.
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[LIVELY, INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]
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[GROANS]
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Everything's riding on this walk.
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[ROARS]
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Hey, Principal Lewis.
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[GROANING]
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They're buying it.
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[THUD]
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[ROARS]
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It worked, but how do we calm him down?
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Aah!
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♪ ...on the road ♪
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♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪
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"Gilmore Girls"?
And it's the whole series.
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Hmm. That'll keep him occupied.
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I only watch shows that begin with "G."
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Maybe after I finish "Gunsmoke,"
I'll check this out.
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This or "Golumbo."
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Oh, Billy, Billy.
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I have to spell you some terrible news.
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Yay! Clam chowder day!
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Mm. Ow! Too hot!
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You didn't blow on it first,
you monsters?!
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Speaking of monsters,
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we created a Frankenstein
version of you,
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and everybody bought it.
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He can only grunt
and smash things, so...
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people thought it was you.
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Hmm. You've got it all
figured out, don't you?
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Except for one little problem.
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Tomorrow is my Halloween boo
brunch with the superintendent.
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It's all easy, breezy chit-chat.
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No way your grunting imitation
Lewis can pass that test.
266
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:30,105
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]
267
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:32,607
No more "Gilmore Girls."
268
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:34,942
We gotta teach you English overnight.
269
00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:36,411
Me want coffee.
270
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:39,414
Can have coffee with my coffee?
271
00:11:39,416 --> 00:11:42,617
He's learning English from
"Gilmore Girls"!
272
00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:43,819
Great!
273
00:11:43,821 --> 00:11:45,620
"Gilmore Girls" is notorious for being
274
00:11:45,622 --> 00:11:47,422
an easy, breezy chatty show.
275
00:11:47,424 --> 00:11:49,491
It's perfect for the boo brunch!
276
00:11:49,493 --> 00:11:51,359
Say something effortlessly charming.
277
00:11:51,361 --> 00:11:52,894
Kill!
278
00:11:52,896 --> 00:11:54,629
Hmm, not black tie ready.
279
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,098
We'll keep him here watching
"Gilmore Girls" overnight.
280
00:11:57,100 --> 00:11:58,433
I'll go get us some food.
281
00:11:58,435 --> 00:12:00,768
I've got an in with one
of the lunch ladies.
282
00:12:00,770 --> 00:12:04,272
She says she likes how much
mashed potatoes I can eat.
283
00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:08,643
Steve, I've been waiting in the lab.
284
00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:11,513
Are you blowing me off to
hang out with the Principal?
285
00:12:11,515 --> 00:12:14,449
Of course not. The door's just closing.
286
00:12:18,655 --> 00:12:21,189
♪♪
287
00:12:21,191 --> 00:12:25,126
Happy Halloween week, everyone.
288
00:12:25,128 --> 00:12:28,329
ALL: May your demon chains
rattle you to the core.
289
00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:31,933
The CEO of Octadual Formaldehyde is here
290
00:12:31,935 --> 00:12:35,203
to answer questions
about the alleged leak...
291
00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:37,472
Mrs. Harriet Bustax.
292
00:12:38,742 --> 00:12:41,342
Well, what a surprise. It's Roger.
293
00:12:41,344 --> 00:12:43,010
Thank you for allowing me to speak.
294
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,015
- Boo!
- Criminal!
295
00:12:44,047 --> 00:12:45,080
- Liar!
- Ya suck!
296
00:12:45,082 --> 00:12:47,415
Let's give her a chance to explain.
297
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:50,151
She bribed me with a huge bribe.
298
00:12:50,153 --> 00:12:52,019
What's happening is we're deliberately
299
00:12:52,021 --> 00:12:53,889
pouring formaldehyde into the ground
300
00:12:53,891 --> 00:12:56,624
because disposing of it
properly is a whole to-do.
301
00:12:56,626 --> 00:12:59,561
The people of Langley Falls
will not stand for this!
302
00:12:59,563 --> 00:13:01,028
Can I just say one thing?
303
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:04,099
What if formaldehyde were good for you?
304
00:13:04,101 --> 00:13:05,633
I'll admit that is convincing.
305
00:13:05,635 --> 00:13:07,102
But how do we know you aren't lying?
306
00:13:07,104 --> 00:13:08,236
If I were lying,
307
00:13:08,238 --> 00:13:09,971
would I drink the tap water myself?
308
00:13:13,443 --> 00:13:15,777
She likes it so much she pissed herself!
309
00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:17,779
That's what I do when I like something.
310
00:13:17,781 --> 00:13:18,880
Me, too.
311
00:13:21,118 --> 00:13:22,850
Wanna get out of here and go to...
312
00:13:22,852 --> 00:13:24,986
TOGETHER: the Sbarro in the food court?
313
00:13:26,523 --> 00:13:29,257
Who wants formaldehyde swag?
314
00:13:29,259 --> 00:13:32,594
[ALL SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY, CHEERING]
315
00:13:32,596 --> 00:13:34,930
♪♪
316
00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:38,800
Someone inject this into my veins.
317
00:13:38,802 --> 00:13:40,868
Is that show just about coffee?
318
00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:42,804
The superintendent is here!
319
00:13:42,806 --> 00:13:44,472
Okay, Frankenlewis, remember,
320
00:13:44,474 --> 00:13:47,742
you need to talk about things
that aren't just coffee related.
321
00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,412
Okay. What is family?
322
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,681
I think he's struggling to understand
323
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:57,285
some of the more complex theme
of "Gilmore Girls."
324
00:13:57,287 --> 00:14:00,355
I Rory and you Lorelai.
325
00:14:00,357 --> 00:14:02,958
We go to Luke's diner,
326
00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:07,028
you teach me about love
and private school.
327
00:14:07,030 --> 00:14:09,364
Yeah, that's not gonna be possible.
328
00:14:09,366 --> 00:14:11,099
[ROARS]
329
00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,969
Luke's diner or no boo brunch!
330
00:14:13,971 --> 00:14:16,171
- [KNOCKING]
- ELLEN: Brian, are you ready for me?
331
00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:19,507
Okay. Do this for us and we'll
take you to Luke's diner.
332
00:14:19,509 --> 00:14:22,310
I promise.
333
00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:24,646
Enter, soup-tendent!
334
00:14:24,648 --> 00:14:28,383
Brian, you look terrible,
practically dead.
335
00:14:28,385 --> 00:14:30,385
I love that you're always on theme.
336
00:14:30,387 --> 00:14:32,187
You want coffee?
337
00:14:32,189 --> 00:14:35,323
- And keep it coming.
- Yes!
338
00:14:37,795 --> 00:14:38,994
So, what's up?
339
00:14:38,996 --> 00:14:41,329
Well, I'm a monster.
340
00:14:41,331 --> 00:14:42,530
We're screwed.
341
00:14:42,532 --> 00:14:43,999
You think you're a monster?
342
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:47,869
You should see how impatient I
am with my mother on the phone.
343
00:14:47,871 --> 00:14:49,871
Also, I'm always adopting dogs
344
00:14:49,873 --> 00:14:51,873
and putting them right
back on the street.
345
00:14:51,875 --> 00:14:56,277
Speaking of dogs, I saw Snoop
Dogg at the grocery store maybe.
346
00:14:56,279 --> 00:14:59,147
And that was my first slice of bread.
347
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:03,151
Three hours later,
we were making love in a motel room.
348
00:15:03,153 --> 00:15:05,887
A mouthwatering tryst, my friend.
349
00:15:05,889 --> 00:15:07,823
- Time to go!
- Well, feels like
350
00:15:07,825 --> 00:15:08,924
it's time to go.
351
00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:15,030
Wait, I just realized I haven't
asked anything about you, Brian.
352
00:15:15,032 --> 00:15:16,164
Oh, no.
353
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:17,632
Ah, well.
354
00:15:17,634 --> 00:15:18,834
Next year.
355
00:15:18,836 --> 00:15:20,568
Bye, bitch.
356
00:15:20,570 --> 00:15:23,271
Ha-ha. That trick was a treat.
357
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:25,841
We did it!
358
00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:27,108
We got through the boo brunch,
359
00:15:27,110 --> 00:15:29,244
and now I can have
science club with Snot!
360
00:15:29,246 --> 00:15:31,646
You promise Luke's diner.
361
00:15:31,648 --> 00:15:32,914
No time, Franky baby.
362
00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:35,650
- Maybe later.
- You break promise.
363
00:15:35,652 --> 00:15:37,185
You be sorry!
364
00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:39,187
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do?
365
00:15:39,189 --> 00:15:40,922
Use your superhuman brute strength
366
00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:42,457
to kidnap my best friend Snot
367
00:15:42,459 --> 00:15:45,326
who is playing unsupervised
on the front lawn right now?
368
00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:47,128
Well, if that's what you're thinking,
369
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,196
you can forget about it.
370
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,197
[GRUNTS]
371
00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:50,332
Aah!
372
00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:56,404
- [GROANS]
- Toshi, w-w-what happened?
373
00:15:56,406 --> 00:15:57,805
Principal Lewis went mad!
374
00:15:57,807 --> 00:16:00,141
He ran over here,
knocked all of us down,
375
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,143
threw Snot over his shoulders,
and ran off.
376
00:16:02,145 --> 00:16:04,345
I think I asked Toshi,
377
00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:06,481
but I don't have time
to scold you on manners.
378
00:16:06,483 --> 00:16:08,950
And now I don't even have
time to listen to Toshi.
379
00:16:08,952 --> 00:16:10,752
I'm coming, Snot!
380
00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,823
Billy! Frankenlewis took Snot!
381
00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:18,359
We have to find him!
He... he could be anywhere!
382
00:16:18,361 --> 00:16:20,896
I'm with you 'til the end, Steve.
383
00:16:20,898 --> 00:16:22,363
[CAR HORN HONKS, TIRES SCREECH]
384
00:16:22,365 --> 00:16:24,299
Billy! In the car!
385
00:16:24,301 --> 00:16:27,235
I know you stole those schematics!
386
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,737
I'm out, Steve.
387
00:16:31,374 --> 00:16:34,109
That's right! You better run!
388
00:16:34,978 --> 00:16:39,847
Oh, Smith. Has everything fallen
to pieces and now you need me?
389
00:16:39,849 --> 00:16:42,584
- Yes.
- It has? I was just guessing!
390
00:16:42,586 --> 00:16:45,520
Frankenlewis stole Snot a-and ran off,
391
00:16:45,522 --> 00:16:47,255
and I don't know where he went.
392
00:16:47,257 --> 00:16:49,724
If anyone knows how to track
a bunch of dead Lewises,
393
00:16:49,726 --> 00:16:51,393
it's an alive Lewis.
394
00:16:51,395 --> 00:16:54,395
- Let me out of here.
- But you're gonna punish me.
395
00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:56,798
Y-You could even have me
arrested for what I did.
396
00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:58,065
Arrested?
397
00:16:58,067 --> 00:16:59,534
The only thing you've
done wrong is prevent me
398
00:16:59,536 --> 00:17:02,870
from feeding the man I
have locked in my basement.
399
00:17:02,872 --> 00:17:05,873
You said he wanted to
meet you at Luke's diner?
400
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,408
He's going to Stars Hollow.
401
00:17:07,410 --> 00:17:09,277
The town from the show?
402
00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:10,612
That's not a real place.
403
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,280
No, it's not a real town.
404
00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:15,350
But I know where it
would be if it did exist.
405
00:17:16,553 --> 00:17:19,287
In the pilot, Rory starts
a new school in Hartford,
406
00:17:19,289 --> 00:17:21,689
which Lorelai claims
is a half-hour bus ride
407
00:17:21,691 --> 00:17:22,890
from Stars Hollow.
408
00:17:22,892 --> 00:17:24,092
- Now, that could be...
- Look,
409
00:17:24,094 --> 00:17:25,293
I'm not gonna find this explanation
410
00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:27,429
as impressive as you think I am.
411
00:17:27,431 --> 00:17:32,033
♪♪
412
00:17:32,035 --> 00:17:34,035
Whoa. Are you guys
drinking that formaldehyde?
413
00:17:34,037 --> 00:17:35,236
It's bad for you.
414
00:17:35,238 --> 00:17:37,606
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- CHILDREN: Trick or treat!
415
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,708
This is a disaster!
416
00:17:40,710 --> 00:17:42,177
I've got to save Halloween!
417
00:17:42,179 --> 00:17:46,047
And the first step is
the ultimate costume!
418
00:17:46,049 --> 00:17:48,049
I'm gonna try some things on.
You guys sit tight.
419
00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:49,717
- I'll be back in 40.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
420
00:17:49,719 --> 00:17:51,987
Someone get the [BLEEP] door!
421
00:17:51,989 --> 00:17:53,188
Jesus!
422
00:17:53,190 --> 00:17:56,924
[EERIE MUSIC PLAYING]
423
00:17:56,926 --> 00:17:57,993
This is it.
424
00:17:57,995 --> 00:17:59,861
The location of Stars Hollow
425
00:17:59,863 --> 00:18:01,062
if it were a real place
426
00:18:01,064 --> 00:18:03,398
and not just a song in our hearts.
427
00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:08,736
♪♪
428
00:18:08,738 --> 00:18:13,875
♪♪
429
00:18:13,877 --> 00:18:15,276
What is this?
430
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:17,345
He's building a real Stars Hollow.
431
00:18:17,347 --> 00:18:19,747
This is Luke's diner, and over there's
432
00:18:19,749 --> 00:18:21,282
the gazebo in the middle of town.
433
00:18:21,284 --> 00:18:25,086
And here's the barn Miss
Patty teaches dance in!
434
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,954
And there's Frankenlewis!
435
00:18:26,956 --> 00:18:29,524
[ROARS]
436
00:18:30,828 --> 00:18:33,094
Frankenlewis, p-p-please calm down!
437
00:18:33,096 --> 00:18:35,363
Di... did you hurt Snot?
438
00:18:35,365 --> 00:18:36,964
I'm up here, Steve!
439
00:18:36,966 --> 00:18:40,768
You promise Frankenlewis
coffee at Luke's.
440
00:18:40,770 --> 00:18:43,238
You break promise for that boy.
441
00:18:43,240 --> 00:18:45,640
He is your Rory.
442
00:18:45,642 --> 00:18:48,009
But I should be Rory.
443
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:54,982
You have coffee with me now.
444
00:18:54,984 --> 00:18:56,984
Ask how school was today.
445
00:18:56,986 --> 00:18:58,920
H-H-How was school today?
446
00:18:58,922 --> 00:19:01,189
I don't know what school is!
447
00:19:01,191 --> 00:19:05,326
Why did you create me only to suffer?!
448
00:19:05,328 --> 00:19:06,994
I didn't mean for you to suffer!
449
00:19:06,996 --> 00:19:09,664
I was just trying to save
my friendship with Snot!
450
00:19:09,666 --> 00:19:11,199
Save our friendship?
451
00:19:11,201 --> 00:19:14,936
Steve, honey,
our friendship's not in danger.
452
00:19:14,938 --> 00:19:17,138
Then why did you join croquet club?
453
00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:18,874
It's a fun game.
454
00:19:18,876 --> 00:19:20,408
Maybe you should join, too.
455
00:19:20,410 --> 00:19:22,677
'Cause looking around,
I don't think science
456
00:19:22,679 --> 00:19:23,879
is the best thing for you.
457
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:26,414
I guess I did overreact a little bit.
458
00:19:26,416 --> 00:19:27,683
It's just...
459
00:19:27,685 --> 00:19:29,016
you are the most important...
460
00:19:29,018 --> 00:19:33,354
No! Don't have gilmo moment with Snot!
461
00:19:33,356 --> 00:19:37,358
Have gilmo moment with Frankenlewis!
462
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,626
Aah!
463
00:19:38,628 --> 00:19:40,161
♪♪
464
00:19:40,163 --> 00:19:44,299
You be my Lorelai or die!
465
00:19:44,301 --> 00:19:45,567
I can't!
466
00:19:45,569 --> 00:19:48,169
I've never seen the show!
467
00:19:48,171 --> 00:19:50,972
Then you die!
468
00:19:50,974 --> 00:19:52,440
LEWIS: Stop!
469
00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,509
I'll be your Lorelai.
470
00:19:54,511 --> 00:19:57,245
You? Why?
471
00:19:57,247 --> 00:19:59,380
You're a bunch of my
dead relatives dug up
472
00:19:59,382 --> 00:20:00,515
and sewn together.
473
00:20:00,517 --> 00:20:02,918
That basically makes you my daughter.
474
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:07,189
Mm. Gilmo momo.
475
00:20:08,592 --> 00:20:11,726
Frankenlewis, I'm sorry
I didn't consider your feelings
476
00:20:11,728 --> 00:20:13,128
as you slowly began to develop them.
477
00:20:13,130 --> 00:20:18,666
Thank you.
That mean world to Frankenlewis.
478
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:21,002
There's still a couple
hours left in Halloween.
479
00:20:21,004 --> 00:20:22,938
Who wants to ride around
in my monster truck
480
00:20:22,940 --> 00:20:24,472
and scare sweet children?
481
00:20:24,474 --> 00:20:26,073
ALL: Yeah!
482
00:20:26,075 --> 00:20:27,909
Bye! Have a great time!
483
00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:31,546
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