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Hey, pete, when you're
Done taking the beer's pulse,
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Check its blood pressure.
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No, no, no, check it out.
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It takes exactly 32 seconds
To fill up a pitcher of beer.
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27 seconds for dark beer
Because there's less foam.
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That means I can clear
A plate, serve a pizza,
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And still have 2 seconds left
Before the pitchers are full.
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Isn't that great?
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When you say great, you
Mean like in a great tragedy
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Or a great waste of time?
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Come on, man.
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Look, you get to
Go to the hospital
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Every day and save
Lives, you know?
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I've been through 4
Years of undergrad,
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2 years of architecture
School, and... And I serve pizza.
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You know what? I serve it
Well. I serve it cheerfully.
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Because that... That's my life.
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Where are you going?
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My life sucks.
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Watch it.
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♪ stuck inside a dead-end job ♪
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♪ was not part of his plan ♪
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♪ he would like
The opportunity ♪
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♪ to sell out to the man ♪
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♪ the arnold's of the nineties ♪
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♪ is not where he wants to be ♪
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♪ aging in a pizza joint
Like a second-rate fonzie ♪
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Hey, berg.
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Hey.
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Ooh... Ooh, ashley,
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I like that perfume. Thanks.
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What is it, brimstone?
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Wow, pete, that's funny.
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My gosh, with a sense
Of humor like that,
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You could be more
Than just a pizza guy.
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You could be...
The funny pizza guy.
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Hey, honey, aren't you
Ready? We're gonna be late.
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Where you going? Just out.
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The manicurist.
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Now, listen, nothing
Too trashy, berg.
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I don't want a lot of
Sailors hanging around.
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I'm not going to get
My nails done, ok?
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I'm going because... Because...
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Ashley... Why the
Hell am I going?
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Because if I'm in the
Beauty shop by myself,
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Then... People will talk to me.
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Now if I'm with a friend,
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Then those people can't engage
Me in meaningless chitchat.
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Now, hurry up so we can go.
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Hey, sharon.
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Hey, ashley.
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What is that... Brimstone?
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I know. I did it.
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What's going on?
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Ashley is introducing berg
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To the ultra-butch
World of manicure.
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I'm... I'm so sick...
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I'm so sick of having to
Do everything with ashley.
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I just wish she
Had a girlfriend.
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Heh heh, yeah, right.
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Where's ashley going
To find a friend? Hello?
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Well, got to go.
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No, come on, sharon.
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Please, please, do this for me.
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Berg.
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Come on, ashley and I
Have nothing in common.
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What the heck
Will we talk about?
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Do you know anything
About witchcraft?
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Just... Just talk about
Girl talk. Girl talk!
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Okey-dokey, berg. You ready?
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Yes.
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I guess.
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Um... Ashley, listen,
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I need to get my
Nails done, too.
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Why don't just you and I go?
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Oh.
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Are you sure you want
To come to my shop?
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They're not very good.
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But it's not just
About the nails, right?
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I mean, it's... It's really more
About us two girls talkin'.
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You know... Girl talk.
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Well, fine, but I don't
Want to be late, so...
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Don't take too long
Changing your clothes.
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Oh, I don't need to
Change. I'll just wear this.
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Oh.
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Well, let's get this over with.
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Sharon is gonna make you pay.
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Big time.
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Totally worth it.
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Hey, ash, do you think this
Color would look good on me?
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No.
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Ooh, what about this one?
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Not as good as the first.
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Well, is there any color
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That you think would
Look good on me?
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Hmm. I don't know. I mean,
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With your skin
Tone, it's a little hard
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To find a color that
Doesn't wash you out.
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Really? Ha ha.
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And you don't have this problem?
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I mean, you're awfully pale.
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Look, sharon, I'm sorry.
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I'm just in such a bad mood.
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I've never had a boyfriend that
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Didn't want to spend
The day with me.
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I've known berg a long
Time, and I've found it's best
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Not to force him to do
Anything he doesn't want to do.
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What do you mean?
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Well, he just pouts and whines
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And gets red in the face
When he doesn't get his way.
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Really?
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I thought that's what
He did when he wanted sex.
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Ha ha ha!
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That's funny.
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You just said something funny.
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God, that reminds me of
Something that I heard about berg.
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Yeah?
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But I really...
Shouldn't say anything.
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But you're gonna, right?
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm pete dunville. Thank
You for taking the time.
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Oh, my pleasure.
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Well, this should be easy.
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According to your aptitude test,
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You're most suited for
A career in architecture.
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Yeah, um, I... I studied
Architecture,
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And I... I hated it.
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Too bad.
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Well, it also says you
Have a high aptitude
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For... Food service.
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Um... I work at a pizza place,
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And you know what?
I hate that, too. So...
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I'm beginning to see a pattern.
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I'm a college grad, you know?
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And I want a college grad job.
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I'm looking for a career.
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Ok, forget the test.
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There's an opening
For a therapist trainee.
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Therapist? Huh.
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You know, people always
Say I'm a good talker.
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I think it's really
More about listening.
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I'm sorry, what?
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Listening.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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But then you get
To respond, right?
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All right. You know what?
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This might be exactly
What I'm looking for.
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Pete: now, this doesn't
Involve needles, does it?
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♪ looking for a new
Career can be daunting ♪
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♪ if you can catch our drift ♪
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♪ but maybe pete has
Found his calling ♪
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♪ as a psychotherapist ♪
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Hey, pete.
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Mm-hmm.
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Do you think it was a bad idea
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For me to pawn ashley
Off on sharon like that?
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Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
Shh. Listen to this.
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"As a therapist,
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"You should always
Let the patient know
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That you understand
How they feel."
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I feel bad.
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Like I just put 2 cats in a bag
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And sent them off to
Get their claws done.
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You see, I understand
How you feel.
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Thanks, man.
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I'm lying. I have no
Idea how you feel.
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I can do this.
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Hey, guys. Hey.
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So, what do you think?
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Ooh, just like freddy krueger's.
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How did it go with sharon?
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I actually had a
Pretty nice time.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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It turns out that we have
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A lot more in common
Than we thought...
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Leslie.
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Leslie? Who's leslie?
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Leslie's my middle name.
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I thought eugene
Was your middle name.
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Yeah... No.
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Leslie's a girl's name.
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What else did you
Two talk about?
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I don't know. Girl talk.
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You know, sharon's
A girl. I'm a girl.
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Leslie's a girl's name.
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Before we get started,
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Let's welcome one of
Our trainees to our group.
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This is pete.
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Hi. Hey.Hi.
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Uh, people... I need
About 10 minutes,
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So pete's gonna get
The session going,
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And I'll join you in a bit.
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Um, uh, wait, wait, wait,
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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Are you sure you
Want me to do this?
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Listen, pete, it's easy.
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I'd leave a tape
Recorder in charge,
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But it can't nod.
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Hey, people.
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So, uh, I don't know, let's get
Started. Oh, wait, you know what?
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I think it's fair
To tell you that
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I've never actually been
A facilitator before. So...
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Well, that inspires confidence.
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Um, you know what?
Let's start with you.
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I'm mary. I'm manic-depressive,
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But I haven't seen the, you
Know, manic part in 2 years.
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Right.
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On second thought,
Let's start with you.
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My name is kevin.
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Coming to group
Has really helped me
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Keep my rage... Under control.
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Yeah, why don't you
Tell our facilitator
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About the time you accidentally
Pet your cat too hard.
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She bit me... But it's ok.
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Ok.
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And you?
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I'm louis.
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I have a way of pushing
People's buttons.
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Oh, yeah? How's that?
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Well, what are you doing here?
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Too big of a loser
To find a real job?
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Ha ha. You're good.
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It's a gift.
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Yeah.
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My roommate would love you.
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And how about you?
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Kim never says anything.
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Right. I see.
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And kim, why... Kim...
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Kim... Kim, why is that?
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If I spoke, I would
Tell you you're an idiot.
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Ok, all right, louis,
I knew that was you.
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Ha.
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Um... So that brings
Us back to, um...
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You.
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Well, ever since
The bus accident
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And my father passing away
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And losing my parakeet when
My apartment burned down,
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It's difficult for me to
Get through the day...
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Yeah, yeah, you see,
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I know... I know how you feel.
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You know, ever
Since grad school,
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I've been doing nothing
But floundering.
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I don't think it's
The same thing.
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Mmm. I don't know, mary.
Floundering's floundering.
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You know what?
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I think I'm getting
The hang of this now.
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You know, we're all
Here for each other.
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Oh, we are, huh?
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We're here... We're here
To help one another.
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Oh, good, good. Kevin,
Can I borrow your comb?
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Louis.
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Ok, kevin, all right,
Now, you know what? Um...
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Let it out.
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I wouldn't do that if I were...
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Shh... Shh. Shh. Shh.
Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh.
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Come on, just... Let it out.
258
00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,387
Let it out. You know,
It's not your fault.
259
00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,822
Ok, just come on. You can do it.
260
00:11:32,892 --> 00:11:34,425
Come on, kevin,
Let your hair down.
261
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:35,826
Ha ha ha ha.
262
00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,373
I'm going to take this chair
263
00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:39,330
And beat you featureless!
264
00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,277
All right, kevin, put
It back in. Put it back in.
265
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:43,668
Get out!
266
00:11:43,703 --> 00:11:45,570
What did you say?
267
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:48,973
Get out!
268
00:11:50,042 --> 00:11:53,010
She's never said a word.
269
00:11:54,514 --> 00:11:58,716
Wow. Wow. Right. You know what?
270
00:11:58,752 --> 00:12:01,586
This is a real breakthrough.
271
00:12:01,621 --> 00:12:03,688
Kim, you're in charge.
272
00:12:15,067 --> 00:12:17,902
♪ pete tried to be a
Therapist, but he sucked ♪
273
00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,571
♪ maybe next time he
Will have better luck ♪
274
00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,441
♪ maybe he should find
Himself another line of work ♪
275
00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,344
♪ maybe one that doesn't
Make him come off as a jerk ♪
276
00:12:26,379 --> 00:12:28,779
♪ jerk ♪ ♪ jerk ♪ ♪ jerk ♪
277
00:12:41,628 --> 00:12:43,594
Stop telling ashley
Stuff about me.
278
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,130
Oww!
279
00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:48,599
God! We don't talk about you.
280
00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,955
I still cry when I see bambi?
281
00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:54,204
Ok, we do.
282
00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:57,508
You know, ashley can
Really be quite funny
283
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,344
When she's making
Fun of other people.
284
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,723
Hilarious. You
Know, I had to spend
285
00:13:00,747 --> 00:13:02,146
All of last night listening to,
286
00:13:02,181 --> 00:13:03,425
"Don't be afraid, leslie.
287
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:06,083
Bambi will make it
Out of the forest fire."
288
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,687
It's like being mocked
By katharine hepburn.
289
00:13:09,722 --> 00:13:11,856
What did you expect me to do?
290
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:13,490
You got a lot of flaws.
291
00:13:15,028 --> 00:13:17,728
Did you have to tell
Her I'm afraid of moths?
292
00:13:17,764 --> 00:13:20,130
Hey, I was on a roll.
293
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,265
Oh, by the way,
294
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:24,201
The manicurists are
Dying to meet you.
295
00:13:27,974 --> 00:13:29,506
No, mr. Sanders,
Look, it's hopeless.
296
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,542
I'm never going
To find a career.
297
00:13:31,578 --> 00:13:36,180
Can I make another
Pitch for architecture?
298
00:13:36,215 --> 00:13:38,716
It's a... It's a nice living.
299
00:13:38,751 --> 00:13:40,885
I want more than
Just a nice living.
300
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,621
You know, I want a job
That I feel passionate about.
301
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,691
A job that's... That's more
Than a means to an end.
302
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:49,359
You know, a job at the
End of the day I can say,
303
00:13:49,395 --> 00:13:51,896
I'm complete. You know?
304
00:13:51,931 --> 00:13:53,631
Pete's complete.
305
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,100
Hey, look, there's
Complete pete.
306
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,503
Well, I've got great news.
307
00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:01,138
You can stop looking.
308
00:14:02,274 --> 00:14:05,409
There's no such job.
309
00:14:05,444 --> 00:14:06,978
What?
310
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:09,113
Don't you think
We all want that?
311
00:14:09,148 --> 00:14:12,583
You know, I didn't start
Off as a career counselor.
312
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:16,587
I wanted to be... An auctioneer.
313
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,390
No, no, no, no, see,
With your voice,
314
00:14:20,426 --> 00:14:23,527
I'm thinking more like the
Movie-phone guy, you know?
315
00:14:23,562 --> 00:14:27,197
Or, oh, oh, the person on the
Other end when you call time.
316
00:14:27,233 --> 00:14:30,067
But those are just recordings.
317
00:14:30,103 --> 00:14:34,672
Well, let's face it. Live is
Not really your strength.
318
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:43,180
Do me a favor...
And read... This.
319
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,584
"You've got mail."
320
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:50,420
I think we have a winner.
321
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:56,113
Uh, not now. We're on a break.
322
00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:00,965
Hey, berg.
323
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,911
Hey, johnny. Oh, jeez.
324
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,202
Oops.
325
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,837
Sorry.
326
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:07,950
It's ok.
327
00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,184
Have you seen ashley around?
328
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,841
No. Uh... Maybe
She's with sharon.
329
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,010
You know how those 2 girls
Are when they get together.
330
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:14,779
Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk.
331
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:15,780
It's like 2 little
Birds. Talk, talk, talk...
332
00:15:15,815 --> 00:15:17,114
Yeah, I get it.
333
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:20,262
So, you ever thrown a
Football around out there?
334
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:21,318
Yeah, me and some bud...
335
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:22,553
Ha ha, that's great.
336
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,366
Listen, has sharon ever
Told you about the time
337
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:27,291
She woke up drunk
In a men's gym?
338
00:15:27,326 --> 00:15:29,259
I don't... Gossip.
339
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,029
Hey, guys.
340
00:15:32,065 --> 00:15:33,130
Hey, there's ashley.
341
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,632
You can girl talk with her.
342
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,763
Oh, watch out,
Berg, there's a moth.
343
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:41,939
Ok, good one.
344
00:15:41,974 --> 00:15:44,319
Oh, come on, berg. I thought
Everything was funny to you.
345
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:45,710
Well, it's not.
346
00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,778
Ok?
347
00:15:47,814 --> 00:15:50,347
So, I had a bad
Experience with moths.
348
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,017
I cried at bambi,
349
00:15:53,052 --> 00:15:55,419
And so what if I
Stuttered in high school?
350
00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,454
What?
351
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:57,599
Yeah, yeah, I bet you and sharon
352
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,424
Had a good
Ch-ch-ch-chuckle over that.
353
00:16:01,761 --> 00:16:05,041
No, sharon didn't say
Anything about stuttering.
354
00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:07,231
She didn't? Oh.
355
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,000
Well, then... Never mind.
356
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:12,536
So, how was your day?
357
00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:13,971
All right.
358
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,539
You used to stutter?
359
00:16:15,574 --> 00:16:18,142
Do you know why I never talk
About my high school friends?
360
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,243
No.
361
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:20,478
No, because I didn't have any.
362
00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,478
Oh, come on, you?
363
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,848
Me. Yeah.
364
00:16:23,883 --> 00:16:27,451
You know how there's always one
Kid in the class that everyone picks on?
365
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,420
My stuttering was so bad,
I couldn't even pick on him.
366
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,737
When the teacher didn't
Feel like working that day,
367
00:16:34,761 --> 00:16:36,693
She'd have me say the
Pledge of allegiance.
368
00:16:38,798 --> 00:16:42,133
Once I almost drowned
Playing marco polo.
369
00:16:42,168 --> 00:16:43,834
Oh, there... There you go.
370
00:16:43,870 --> 00:16:45,736
There you go. There
You go. Come on.
371
00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:47,616
I'm at my weakest. Take
Your best shot. Let's go.
372
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,206
Hey, berg.
373
00:16:49,242 --> 00:16:52,722
I'm really glad I heard that
From you instead of sharon.
374
00:16:57,383 --> 00:17:00,317
You know, there's
Nothing more attractive
375
00:17:00,352 --> 00:17:02,452
Than a man who's
Willing to open up.
376
00:17:02,488 --> 00:17:06,657
Did you know that sharon
Woke up drunk in a men's gym?
377
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,427
Hey. Sharon.
378
00:17:10,462 --> 00:17:13,230
Hey, ashley. Oh, the heat is on.
379
00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,733
Oh, listen, I was just
Talking to moth boy...
380
00:17:16,769 --> 00:17:19,503
Oh, oh... Hey, sharon.
381
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,306
Um, you know, I was thinking,
382
00:17:22,341 --> 00:17:27,577
Maybe we shouldn't focus our
Conversations so much on berg.
383
00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:32,016
Yeah. I suppose you're right.
384
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,884
I mean, hey, there's...
385
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,420
There's tons of other
Stuff we can talk about.
386
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,421
Yeah, of course.
387
00:17:37,456 --> 00:17:38,755
Yeah.
388
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:41,391
Ahh. Ahh.
389
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:45,963
Are you sure? Yeah?
390
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,232
Yeah.
391
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,602
Or... We could just...
392
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,316
Talk about berg and
Keep it to ourselves.
393
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,639
Ooh, I like that.
394
00:17:55,674 --> 00:17:56,754
Ok.
395
00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:00,911
Hey.
396
00:18:00,947 --> 00:18:03,247
Hey, pete. So, how's
Life after sanctions
397
00:18:03,282 --> 00:18:06,416
From the american
Mental health association?
398
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,719
Well, not as bad
As you might think.
399
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:10,398
Turns out I got my
Career counselor
400
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:12,689
A job with a major
Auto manufacturer.
401
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,859
He's now the guy that says,
402
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:17,361
"Ding, ding, ding, ding,
Your lights are on."
403
00:18:18,664 --> 00:18:22,532
But now you are looking
At the new counselor
404
00:18:22,568 --> 00:18:25,369
For the boston metro
Employment agency.
405
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:26,636
Congratulations.
406
00:18:26,672 --> 00:18:28,283
Yeah, yeah, it turns
Out that I can find work,
407
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,341
But just for other people.
408
00:18:30,376 --> 00:18:34,345
Uh, part-time or... Full.
409
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:38,282
Wow! Wow. Um...
410
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:40,951
Ding, ding, ding,
You've got a career.
411
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,120
Yeah. Whoo.
412
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:45,055
So I guess you're
Gonna have to, uh...
413
00:18:45,091 --> 00:18:47,524
Yeah, yeah, I actually
Came down here
414
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,693
To tell you I'm... I'm quittin'.
415
00:18:49,728 --> 00:18:52,196
Yeah, yeah, of course you are.
416
00:18:52,231 --> 00:18:54,765
I mean, you know, you're
Not in school anymore like me,
417
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,001
And you got yourself a real job.
418
00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,313
So... That's great.
That's great.
419
00:18:58,337 --> 00:18:59,303
Yeah.
420
00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:00,304
Wow.
421
00:19:00,339 --> 00:19:02,406
Man, I...
422
00:19:04,610 --> 00:19:08,779
Wow! Man, oh, man.
423
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:11,726
We had some... We had some
Great times here, didn't we?
424
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,217
The best.
425
00:19:13,252 --> 00:19:15,719
You know, we practically
Grew up in this place, you know?
426
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:20,102
What's weird is, I thought I'd
Be happy when this day came.
427
00:19:20,126 --> 00:19:21,458
Yeah.
428
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:23,493
It's funny, huh?
429
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:29,033
I'll tell ya,
Pete. This place...
430
00:19:29,068 --> 00:19:32,569
This place is not gonna
Be the same without you.
431
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,554
I'm gonna miss you, man.
432
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,644
I'm gonna miss you, too, man.
433
00:19:42,781 --> 00:19:44,148
Bye, berg.
434
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,849
Bye, buddy.
435
00:19:47,286 --> 00:19:48,397
So, I'll see you at home?
436
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:49,853
Yeah, see ya, man.
437
00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,158
♪ do doo do dooo ♪
438
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:57,394
♪ so long, pepperoni ♪
439
00:19:57,430 --> 00:20:01,798
♪ so long, parmesan cheese ♪
440
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:05,102
♪ so long to beggin' for tips ♪
441
00:20:05,137 --> 00:20:08,205
♪ when you're down
On one bended knee ♪
442
00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:10,941
♪ well, you want a career ♪
443
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,110
♪ so you got a career ♪
444
00:20:13,145 --> 00:20:16,380
♪ and we're sure
Everything will be fine ♪
445
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:18,515
♪ but if it all comes ♪
446
00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,195
♪ crashing down on your head ♪
447
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,120
♪ please don't come
Back here and whine ♪
448
00:20:23,155 --> 00:20:24,621
♪ say so long to pizza ♪
449
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:29,426
♪ yeah, so long to pizza ♪
450
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,561
♪ pete ♪
451
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,070
So...
452
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,708
What type of work are
You fellas lookin' for?
453
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:47,577
We'd like to be in a band.
454
00:20:47,613 --> 00:20:51,048
No, no, fellas, fellas,
Come on, come on.
455
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,694
What kind of career
Is that, you know?
456
00:20:52,718 --> 00:20:54,818
You need to get
Something stable, you know?
457
00:20:54,854 --> 00:20:57,287
Hey, did you ever think
About data processing?
458
00:20:57,322 --> 00:20:58,566
It's the wave of the future.
459
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,335
No, we're really, really good.
460
00:21:00,359 --> 00:21:02,926
I mean, check this out. 2, 3, 4.
461
00:21:02,962 --> 00:21:06,396
♪ I met you ♪
462
00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:08,866
♪ before the fall of rome ♪
463
00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:12,770
♪ and I begged you ♪
464
00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,006
♪ to let me take you home ♪
465
00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:18,776
♪ you were wrong, I was right ♪
466
00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,210
♪ you said good-bye ♪
467
00:21:20,245 --> 00:21:21,679
♪ I said good night ♪
468
00:21:21,714 --> 00:21:23,747
♪ ooh oo oo ooh ♪
469
00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:25,015
♪ it's all been done ♪
470
00:21:25,051 --> 00:21:27,051
♪ ooh oo oo ooh ♪
471
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,318
♪ it's all been done ♪
472
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,554
♪ ooh oo oo ooh ♪
473
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:31,822
♪ it's all been ♪
474
00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:34,792
♪ done ♪
475
00:21:34,827 --> 00:21:39,129
♪ before ♪
476
00:21:45,337 --> 00:21:46,904
Eh.
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