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Ashley.
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Hi, berg.
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I did it. I broke
Up with justin.
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What?
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Well, during the
Storm, I got scared,
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And I started thinking
About what could happen
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And how short life is and
Who I wanted to be with,
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And it wasn't
Justin, it was you.
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God, berg, I've missed you.
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Anyway, I've got to get
Back to the hospital.
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This is going to be wonderful.
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I can't believe this.
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Why does ashley have to
Show up just after I met venita?
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After all we've been through,
How do I just break her heart?
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After the 6 months of hell
Ashley put you through,
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I vote for...
Pppfff... Not gently.
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Ashley? No, no. I have
To break it up with venita.
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What? What?
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Didn't you see?
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Mama finally came home.
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Berg, what are
You talking about?
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Venita's great!
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She's wonderful!
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And best of all,
She's not ashley.
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Pete! Look, berg,
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What pete means to
Say is, ashley is the devil.
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Hey!
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Ok. She's not the devil.
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Maybe she just works for
Him, like a subcontractor.
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It's different now.
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That's when she was with justin.
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Hey, berg, you
Know what you need?
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You need a little reenactment.
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Sharon, would you like
To play the part of ashley?
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Oh, yes!
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No.
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Yes.
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No.
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I'm getting into character.
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And, berg, I'll be you.
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Ashley, I love you.
I must have you.
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Oh, berg, me, too.
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Ahh, I can't see you anymore.
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Are you mad at me?
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No! No.
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I could never be mad at you.
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Ashley, you're... The best!
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Thank you! Thank you.
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It so... Isn't me. Ppfft!
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I do not...
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Pause like that in the
Middle of my sentences.
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Yes, you do.
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Ok, fine.
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But at least I don't
Wave my arm sin the air
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Whenever I get frustrated.
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I don't do that.
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Yeah, you do. No, I don't.
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You do. Ok, you know, fine.
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Look, berg, what
We're trying to say is
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You risked your life to
Meet venita, and it paid off.
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At least you could
See it through.
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Venita is everything
A guy could want.
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Of course I should
Keep dating her.
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Oh, good.
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On the nights I'm
Not out with ashley.
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Hey, sharon.
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Hello.
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I called you 15 times
During the storm.
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The least you could do is
Let a guy know that you're ok.
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I'm ok. Ok.
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Look, can we talk?
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Listen, I've been thinking
About what you said.
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You're the only
One I want to be with.
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I don't have any
Feelings for shawn.
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Really? Are you sure
You don't need more time?
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Hey! Hey! We're
Not done with that.
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I couldn't be more sure.
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Sharon, when we
Kiss, it's like it's magic.
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It's nothing at all
Like kissing shawn.
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You kissed shawn?
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Well, you told me to see if
There was something there.
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And there's nothing there.
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But you kissed shawn.
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And felt nothing.
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You should be happy.
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Do I look happy?
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A little?
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You just don't get it, do you?
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No. You know what? I don't!
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You tell me to do
Something and I do it,
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And now you're mad at me?
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What do you want from me?
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Nothing. Fine.
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You know what? That I can do.
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Good. Good.
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Great. See ya.
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Can you believe him?
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You know, I wasn't
Really listening. What?
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Ok, so he kissed shawn.
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Yes! He kissed shawn!
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Why doesn't he understand
That could bother me?
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Maybe he could be more
Understanding if you told him
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About how you and I kissed.
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I told you, I don't want to
Talk about that with you.
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And I certainly don't want
To talk about it with him.
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Why?
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Weren't you listening?
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He kissed shawn!
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Ok, everyone, listen up.
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Uh, I'm afraid that I
Have some bad news.
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We're out of ritalin.
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Just kidding.
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Hey, robbie, you're
Looking good.
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What, you got a
Hot date tonight?
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I thought maybe I'd spill
My dinner all over myself
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And score a sponge bath.
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The student has
Become the master.
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Hey, you.
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Hey! Hey, how you doing?
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I can cut off your jell-o.
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Listen, I'm glad you came by.
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Uh, you ran out so fast, we
Didn't get a chance to make a date.
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How 'bout dinner tonight?
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Tonight? Uh, tonight's
No good, actually.
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How about tomorrow?
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Perfect. I'll tell
Justin we're breaking up.
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Great.
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What?
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You told me you left him.
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I did. He just
Doesn't know it yet.
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Oh, well, could you
Maybe do me a favor
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And, I don't know, tell
Him before our date?
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Of course. What kind of
A girl do you think I am?
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I'm just remembering.
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See you tomorrow night.
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Excuse me, I'm looking
For michael bergen.
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Oh, yeah, sure. He's
Right over there.
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Oh, thank you.
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Berg?
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Venita!
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2? Very nice.
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Berg: shh, shh.
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Jell-o!
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I came early. I wanted
To see where you worked.
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Well, you know what? Actually
You came at a great time.
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I was just about to
Entertain the kids.
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The balloon guy blew up.
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No. No. Literally.
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All right, kids, which impressions
Do you want to see first?
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Children: none!
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Bring back the balloon guy.
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What's that?
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Sean connery?
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Let me tell you
About the chicago way.
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Hey, hey. Don't throw
Penguins. Come on.
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Kids, can you gather round
In a little circle for me, huh?
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Little ones in the front, huh?
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Ok, listen. My name's venita.
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And when I was a little girl
And I wasn't feeling so great,
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My mom used to
Sing me this song.
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It teaches us a little
Something about life...
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And ourselves.
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So, can you all clap
Along with me, huh?
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Like this.
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Good.
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♪ you gotta know
When to hold 'em ♪
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♪ know when to fold 'em ♪
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♪ know when to walk away ♪
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♪ know when to run ♪
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I say you dump lady number one
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And keep lady number two.
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♪ be at the table ♪
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You know what? I
Think you might be right.
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I don't like the way she sings,
But I love the way she moves.
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Hey.
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Hey, johnny.
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Nice place.
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It's a dump.
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It'll do until I find
A new apartment.
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Listen, uh, sharon
Doesn't know I'm here,
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But I thought if I came down
And explained a couple of things,
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It might help you two
To get back together.
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It's hopeless. I did
What she wanted,
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But she's still mad at me.
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Try putting
Yourself in her shoes.
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You know, let's say she...
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And this is just off
The top of my head.
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What if sharon kissed a
Really close friend, too?
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Sharon would never do that.
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Yeah, but say she did?
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What are you trying to say?
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She did.
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What do you mean?
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Sharon kissed... A person.
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Damn it! Johnny, calm down.
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It was berg, wasn't it?
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No. Maybe.
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He's dead.
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No. Wait, johnny.
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What?
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You can't kill berg.
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It was me.
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What was you?
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I'm the guy sharon kissed.
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No. No, no. You're
Just covering for him.
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No. No, johnny. I'm
Not covering for him.
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It was me.
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Please, don't put all
Your weight into it.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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What? What's so funny?
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I thought she kissed berg...
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When it was you.
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And?
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Ha ha. You know.
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You're pete.
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What's that supposed to mean?
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Sharon's safe with you.
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She is not! Johnny, I
Kissed your woman!
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So I hear.
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Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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How come you were so upset
When you thought it was berg?
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It's true, I was.
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Now I see why... She
Was so upset with me.
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Thanks, pete.
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Thank you.
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Fine. What? No, no, no, no, no!
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You're not supposed
To be thanking me.
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You're supposed
To be hitting me.
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Come here.
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Unh!
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Don't kiss my woman.
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Hey, ashley.
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Hey, berg. You're early.
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We need to talk. Um...
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Have you spoken to justin?
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Yeah. This morning.
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He started to cry.
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This is really awkward.
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Well, maybe you should
Just come right out and say it.
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Uh...
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I met this woman recently.
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I thought I could date
Both of you at once,
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But, of course, that wouldn't
Be fair to either of you.
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And I realized that I have a much
Healthier relationship with her.
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So, I'm afraid it's
Over between us.
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I understand.
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No.
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What do you mean, no?
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I mean no. I veto you.
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You can't veto me.
I'm not congress.
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I just did. I can't
Afford to give up
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On our relationship that easily.
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Yes, you can. You have
To respect my choice.
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No. Stop saying that.
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When I was dating justin,
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I told you I wasn't available.
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Did you give up?
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For what it's worth, I totally
Appreciate how wrong that was of me.
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You saw something special,
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And you knew that you couldn't
Afford to let it slip through your fingers
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Just because of bad timing.
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Ok, now you're
Forcing me to be mean.
263
00:12:43,764 --> 00:12:47,632
Ok, what we had, it was sick.
264
00:12:47,667 --> 00:12:50,268
It was an obsession,
And it's over.
265
00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:54,505
I never want to see you again.
266
00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,441
That really hurts.
267
00:12:58,511 --> 00:12:59,591
But no.
268
00:13:06,352 --> 00:13:07,318
Where's berg?
269
00:13:07,353 --> 00:13:08,552
Med school.
270
00:13:08,587 --> 00:13:10,187
Good. Johnny just called.
271
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,990
I can't believe you told
Him about valentine's day.
272
00:13:13,026 --> 00:13:14,658
I was trying to help.
273
00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:16,438
And besides, you wouldn't
Talk to me about it,
274
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:17,639
So I had to talk to somebody.
275
00:13:17,663 --> 00:13:19,931
Then get a therapist!
276
00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,301
Well, you were so
Lucky he wasn't upset.
277
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,502
If that was berg, he
Would've killed him.
278
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:26,782
Yeah, I know, I know.
279
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,005
He gave me noogies.
280
00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,441
What is with you?
281
00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,454
You know, I have a real problem
282
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,556
With johnny not having
A problem with me.
283
00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,948
That's because
You're a sweet guy.
284
00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,449
You have morals.
You're trustworthy.
285
00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,451
Face it, pete. You're
A wonderful person.
286
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:43,387
That is a horrible thing to say!
287
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,089
I'm not a wonderful
Person, sharon.
288
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:47,858
I am walking
Testosterone. I am a dog.
289
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:50,694
You are so cute, puppy dog.
290
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:56,300
So what, does this mean you
And johnny are back together?
291
00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:58,113
No way! He kissed shawn!
292
00:13:58,137 --> 00:13:59,448
I didn't do anything wrong.
293
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:02,573
Yes, you did. Yes,
You did. You kissed me!
294
00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:05,088
Yes. And it was
Very, very wrong.
295
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:14,085
It's ashley. She's following me.
296
00:14:14,120 --> 00:14:15,120
What?
297
00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,354
Today, at school,
298
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,689
There were balloons
Tied to my desk.
299
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,003
When I opened my locker, it was
Completely filled with rose petals
300
00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:23,494
That she pushed
Through the little slots.
301
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:26,563
Do you know how long
That must have taken?
302
00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,044
Wait a second. I thought
Yesterday was the big day
303
00:14:29,068 --> 00:14:30,279
You were gonna
Break up with her.
304
00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:32,069
It didn't take.
305
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:34,872
I got a date with
Venita tonight.
306
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:36,573
How am I gonna shake ashley?
307
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:37,853
I'll tell you what not to do.
308
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,088
Don't have her kiss me,
309
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,456
Because I won't make her jealous
310
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,720
Because I'm not a threat.
311
00:14:43,983 --> 00:14:47,918
Or... You could
Put on my lab coat
312
00:14:47,953 --> 00:14:50,054
And walk around
The block as my decoy.
313
00:14:50,089 --> 00:14:51,233
You're being paranoid.
314
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:52,601
No, no. I'm not
Being paranoid. Ok.
315
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,069
She's doing everything I did.
316
00:14:54,093 --> 00:14:56,427
And if I know me
The way I think I do,
317
00:14:56,462 --> 00:14:58,207
Then she's gonna
Be waiting right...
318
00:14:58,231 --> 00:14:59,263
Who's venita?
319
00:15:06,872 --> 00:15:10,508
Oh, berg, what a unique
And out-of-the-way place.
320
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:12,076
This is a great idea.
321
00:15:12,111 --> 00:15:14,056
I always come here
When I want to get away
322
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,447
From the traffic,
You know, the noise.
323
00:15:16,482 --> 00:15:18,149
People.
324
00:15:18,184 --> 00:15:19,850
It's so romantic.
325
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,785
Here's your champagne, sir.
326
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,999
Thank you, but I think
You have the wrong table.
327
00:15:24,023 --> 00:15:25,622
We didn't order any.
328
00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:27,698
It's compliments of
The lady at the bar.
329
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,429
Oh, my god!
330
00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,797
Isn't that the girl
From the hospital?
331
00:15:33,832 --> 00:15:35,511
Yes. She's the one
That I told you about,
332
00:15:35,535 --> 00:15:37,479
The one I had the
Sick relationship with.
333
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,348
Well, I broke it off with her,
And now she won't leave me alone.
334
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,705
What, you mean
She's following us?
335
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:45,209
Why would someone chase after
Someone who doesn't want them?
336
00:15:45,244 --> 00:15:47,744
I have no idea.
337
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,813
Let's call her over here.
338
00:15:49,848 --> 00:15:51,193
I really don't think
That's a good idea.
339
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:53,284
Why not? Relax.
We're all adults here.
340
00:15:53,319 --> 00:15:56,153
No. You're pretty
Much the only one.
341
00:15:56,189 --> 00:15:57,288
Hi.
342
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,723
Thank you very much
For the champagne.
343
00:15:59,758 --> 00:16:01,336
We weren't properly
Introduced at the hospital.
344
00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:02,893
My name's venita. Hi.
345
00:16:02,928 --> 00:16:04,695
I'm ashley.
346
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:09,032
Ashley, I'm sorry, but as you
Can see, I'm here with venita.
347
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,645
And we're very happy together
348
00:16:10,669 --> 00:16:13,937
Because she's the one
I've chosen to be with.
349
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:16,273
I hope you understand.
350
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,287
Oh, I understand, but
You have to understand
351
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,222
That I broke up with
My boyfriend for berg.
352
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,813
You can't really hold
Berg responsible for that.
353
00:16:22,848 --> 00:16:24,993
Well, actually, I can because he
Said he wouldn't go out with me
354
00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:26,562
Unless I broke up
With my boyfriend.
355
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:27,818
That was ancient history.
356
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,133
It was yesterday.
357
00:16:31,390 --> 00:16:35,292
You made a date with her yesterday
After you told me she was out of your life?
358
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,428
Well, there's a very
Simple explanation.
359
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:38,729
Need a sec.
360
00:16:43,802 --> 00:16:49,006
Ok. I chose you, but
Then ashley showed up,
361
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:51,086
And I made a date
With both of you,
362
00:16:51,110 --> 00:16:54,089
Only I saw how wonderful you
Were with those kids at the hospital
363
00:16:54,113 --> 00:16:58,415
So I canceled my date with
Ashley, and I chose you again.
364
00:16:58,451 --> 00:17:00,795
So if you think about it, I
Actually chose you twice,
365
00:17:00,819 --> 00:17:03,339
Which is twice as many
Times as I chose her.
366
00:17:05,391 --> 00:17:08,392
There, I think that
Was pretty good.
367
00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,960
Good-bye, berg.
368
00:17:09,995 --> 00:17:12,196
No. But you win. 2 to 1.
369
00:17:12,231 --> 00:17:14,665
No. I win because I'm leaving.
370
00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,538
Happy? Huh?
371
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,906
Are you happy? I had a chance
372
00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,908
For a normal,
Healthy relationship,
373
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:27,044
And you go and ruin it.
374
00:17:27,079 --> 00:17:29,547
Oh, oh, god. I am so, so sorry.
375
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:32,862
I broke up your
35-second relationship.
376
00:17:34,453 --> 00:17:36,331
You broke up my
Relationship with justin,
377
00:17:36,355 --> 00:17:38,066
And we've been
Together for 4 years.
378
00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:42,793
Yeah, well, justin deserves a
Medal for staying with you that long.
379
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:43,927
I can't stand you.
380
00:17:43,962 --> 00:17:45,774
- I loathe you.
- I despise you.
381
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,643
- I hate you.
- I can get us a room.
382
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,032
I can drive.
383
00:17:54,340 --> 00:17:55,340
Hi, pete.
384
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:56,374
Whatever.
385
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,808
Whatever?
386
00:17:57,843 --> 00:18:00,511
God, how much longer are
You going to continue this?
387
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:04,348
What? You know what? Now
That you've brought it up,
388
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,628
I'd like to talk about our kiss.
389
00:18:06,652 --> 00:18:07,696
Please?
390
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,387
Ok.
391
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:11,522
Ok?
392
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:13,457
Ok. Ok.
393
00:18:13,492 --> 00:18:17,394
Um, if I'm not a
Threat to johnny,
394
00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:21,064
Does that mean that our
Kiss meant nothing to you?
395
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,000
Pete, I... I can't
Talk about that.
396
00:18:24,036 --> 00:18:25,703
What? Sharon, come on.
397
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,705
I'm trying to salvage
What I have with johnny.
398
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,640
I can't complicate
Matters by wondering
399
00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:31,942
If you and I are more
Than what we have been.
400
00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:36,225
So you're saying it might
Have meant something?
401
00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:38,649
Of course it meant something.
402
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,016
How could it not?
403
00:18:40,052 --> 00:18:41,885
Pete, you mean the world to me.
404
00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:42,886
Oh.
405
00:18:42,921 --> 00:18:43,921
Thank you.
406
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:47,057
Mm... Pete?! Ohh!
407
00:18:47,092 --> 00:18:48,637
What the hell are you doing?
408
00:18:48,661 --> 00:18:50,138
Oh. What? No, no, no.
409
00:18:50,162 --> 00:18:51,873
No. No, no, no. I thought
I could trust you.
410
00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,063
Johnny, you don't understand!
411
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:54,197
Oh!
412
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,832
You are such a jerk!
413
00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,669
I can't believe I ever
Went out with you! Oh!
414
00:19:01,340 --> 00:19:03,874
Are you ok?
415
00:19:03,909 --> 00:19:05,376
Yeah. Yeah.
416
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,810
Are you sure?
417
00:19:06,845 --> 00:19:08,085
Yeah. Yeah.
418
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,848
One was free, pal.
419
00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:15,686
The next one you pay for.
420
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:22,726
Now, if you'll excuse
Me, my laundry's dry,
421
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,362
And if I don't fold it
Right away it'll wrinkle.
422
00:19:35,274 --> 00:19:36,873
Do you think he bought it?
423
00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:38,875
Yeah, he bought it.
424
00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:40,989
Thanks for coming down
And helping me with pete.
425
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,253
You didn't have to do that.
426
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,083
Look, sharon, how long are
We gonna keep on going like this?
427
00:19:47,119 --> 00:19:48,985
I am sorry I kissed shawn.
428
00:19:49,021 --> 00:19:50,421
Johnny, it's not about that.
429
00:19:50,456 --> 00:19:52,055
Then tell me what it's about.
430
00:19:52,090 --> 00:19:53,402
I just don't think it
Would change anything.
431
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:54,391
Try me.
432
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,627
All right.
433
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:05,969
On valentine's day,
When I asked you
434
00:20:06,004 --> 00:20:08,082
If there was something
Between you and shawn,
435
00:20:08,106 --> 00:20:09,973
Why couldn't you
Say no right away?
436
00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,509
I told you, because
I wasn't sure.
437
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,010
Even if you weren't sure,
438
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,180
Even if you mostly thought
You wanted to be with me,
439
00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,961
Couldn't you have at least
Given me the benefit of the doubts?
440
00:20:19,985 --> 00:20:21,084
I'm sorry.
441
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:22,897
Do you know how
Much that hurt me?
442
00:20:22,921 --> 00:20:25,121
Sharon, I never
Want to hurt you,
443
00:20:25,157 --> 00:20:27,591
But I never want
To lie to you, either.
444
00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:29,993
And that's why you can
Believe me when I tell you,
445
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,596
You are the only girl
That I want to be with.
446
00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:35,432
I believe you.
447
00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:38,068
Ow! My hand.
448
00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,470
Oh. Oh, it's swelling.
449
00:20:39,505 --> 00:20:41,405
Pete's got a face like concrete.
450
00:20:43,008 --> 00:20:44,619
Let's go upstairs, and
We'll put some ice on it.
451
00:20:44,643 --> 00:20:45,920
Really?
452
00:20:45,944 --> 00:20:48,679
Yeah. Then we'll swing
By your flea-bait motel
453
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,247
And pick up your stuff.
454
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,393
Great.
455
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,094
Ow! My hand, remember?
456
00:20:53,118 --> 00:20:54,284
Yeah, I remember.
457
00:21:05,531 --> 00:21:07,398
What are you looking at?
458
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:12,936
Yeah, that's
Right. I kissed her.
459
00:21:12,972 --> 00:21:14,905
I kissed your woman.
460
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,010
You know what she said?
461
00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:22,913
"At last, kissed by a real man."
462
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,619
Yeah, that's right.
That's right... What? What?
463
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,421
You want a piece of me?
464
00:21:31,557 --> 00:21:33,924
Y-you want a piece of this?
465
00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:39,430
Come on, give me your best shot.
466
00:21:46,339 --> 00:21:47,638
Nothing!
467
00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:51,975
Thought so.
468
00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,385
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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