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Hey, berg, help me
With this mirror.
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Yeah. You look
At the shiny side.
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What do you say, johnny,
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You want to help
Pete hang the mirror?
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Or do you want
To go back to bed?
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Ha ha ha!
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Hey, sweetie petey.
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Hi, irene.
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Irene.
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Petey! I-irene...
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Uh, can I talk to you for a sec?
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Ok. One second.
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Time's up! Ha ha ha!
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Ha ha ha.
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That... That's very funny.
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Um... All right. Well, listen.
I've been havin' this problem,
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And I keep askin' for
Help, but nobody will.
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The important thing is you're
Asking. That's the first step.
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Ok. Um... Well, see,
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I've been staring into
This mirror all morning,
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And... And I don't
Know what to do.
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Sounds heavy.
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It's way too much for
Me to handle alone.
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So I was thinking... Maybe...
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You could help me?
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Me? Yeah.
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You're coming to me?
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Well, I mean, to be perfectly
Honest, you're the closest one to me.
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Oh, pete!
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I had no idea you felt that way.
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Oh, no. I mean... No! Shh! Shh!
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It's ok.
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Irene'll make it all better.
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Great news, pete. Here comes
Your new best friend... Irene.
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I swear I meant the closest
Person to me geographically.
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Like right now, you're
The closest person to me.
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Oh, petey, I feel the same way!
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Hey, pete.
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Hi, irene. Whatcha got there?
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A whole handful of happys for the
Next time you can't find your smile.
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See ya later, hot potater.
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Hold on a sec. Let
Me just... Let me...
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Yeah. Look. Comedy and tragedy.
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I... I gotta clear
This up tomorrow.
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Where's johnny?
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He's with shawn again.
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I'm telling you,
That girl is after him.
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You're just being paranoid, all
Right? To johnny, shawn's just a buddy,
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A hot, sexy buddy.
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Ha ha ha! Hey. Aah! Hey, baby.
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Mmm-muh!
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Sorry we're such a mess. We were
Supposed to be playing touch football,
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But for some reason, my
Nephews like tackling shawn.
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You should've come, sharon.
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It was fun. Yeah.
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That's ok. You get to
Play ball with johnny,
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Then he and I get
To hit the showers!
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That reminds me. I'd better
Get out of these clothes
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Before the mud dries and
They have to hose me off.
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Ha ha! There are so many wonderful
Things about that sentence.
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Great game.
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Thanks. Ha ha! See ya, meat.
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So.
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When do you want
To hit those showers?
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Ha ha ha! Never.
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Come on. You can't be mad.
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Try me... Meat.
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Oh, sharon, honey,
Come on, don't be silly.
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You know you're
The only girl for me.
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Ok, ok. I know I'm being silly.
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It's just that...
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I just think it would
Be easier on me
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If shawn had somebody, too.
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Her ma's been tryin'
To set her up for years.
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She is a very tough date.
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Come on. There's
Gotta be somebody.
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What?
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Ok, see, this is a disaster.
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I tried to talk to shawn
The whole time in line.
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We have nothing in common.
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Come on. You haven't
Even given her a chance.
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I agreed to the movie
She picked, didn't I?
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Bunch of british
Guys in powdered wigs
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Trying to scam on
Some pale chicks.
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Hasn't even... Hasn't even
Started yet, and I'm already
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Dreadfully bored.
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Hey.
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Hey. Sorry it took so long.
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Shawn wanted to wait for
A fresh batch of popcorn.
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I had to talk her
Out of leaving.
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Oh, great. This
Chair's all lumpy.
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Yeah, I know. That's
Why I moved to this one.
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I'm... I'm kidding.
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Ok? You... You want
To switch seats?
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No.
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What's up her butt?
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A spring. God! I mean, get
Her talking about herself.
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People like that.
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Shh! Previews are starting.
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Preview chat is ok.
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So, shawn... Sharon tells me
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That you work in a restaurant.
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Yeah. Swoboda's
Fine slavic cuisine.
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Ooh. Well, I didn't know
You're allowed to use
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The word "Slavic cuisine"
And "Fine" in the same sentence.
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That's funny. I'll have to
Tell that to my parents...
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Who own the place.
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I'm dyin'.
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And your head's too
Big for your body.
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Who is it?
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♪ irene ♪
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Ohh... Ohh...
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Hi, irene. How are you?
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Great. I have something for you.
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Here. Happy early
Valentine's day.
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Oh, you shouldn't have.
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It's a coupon book
Of personal favors...
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From irene to pete.
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And the good ones
Are in the back.
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Oh, god, irene, we have to talk.
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Oh, yay! But first let me
Show you how it works.
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See, this one entitles you
To a complimentary back rub.
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Could I get the cash equivalent?
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Ha ha! Oh, you silly. I
Love the way we tease.
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Um... I... Ow.
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Ow, irene. Hey, that's
Hard. That's too hard.
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I know. Gosh, you're
Just one big knot.
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Now, let's knead,
Knead, knead that knot!
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See, you don't need
That bad ol' knot.
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Ahh!
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Ok. Well, um, the
Oth... The other day,
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When, uh, I... I was over there,
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I... I didn't say what...
What I wanted to say.
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Ok. What'd you want to say?
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Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow.
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Ok. Ok. That's it.
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Um... I rub you.
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Oh, my god. Pete...
I love you, too.
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What?
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I love you, too!
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I never thought
This day would come!
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Ohhh...
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Man, could those
Two walk any slower?
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Well, you know berg and puddles.
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Ha ha ha!
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Tonight was weird.
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How do you mean?
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I mean, usually, you're...
You're one of the guys,
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And tonight you
Were... A girl...
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Out on a date.
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Well, it's nice
Of you to notice.
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Jealous?
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No! 'course not.
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No.
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Anyway, I guess you and
Berg didn't really hit it off.
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Actually, berg and
I had a terrific time.
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We did?
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Hey, look at that. We did.
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This worked out great. We
Should do it again sometime.
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Great. What about sunday?
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Sure. Ok!
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Oh, oh, wait! Sunday's
Valentine's day.
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Valentine's day, johnny.
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Even better. The four of us
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Can have dinner at
My family's restaurant.
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What do you say, berg? Huh?
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I mean, sure. That
Sounds, uh... Sure.
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Sharon, what do you say?
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Hey, anything for the cause.
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So it's set.
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Can't wait.
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Sharon: all right.
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Johnny, they're not a
Nature film. Come on!
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Good night, johnny.
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So... Where were we?
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Good night.
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What?!
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Berg.
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Hi, pete. Hi, berg!
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Hi, irene!
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Irene, could you... Could you
Give us a minute? Thanks. Guy talk.
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Oh, I get it. See
Ya soon, raccoon.
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Hello! Heh heh! Ok!
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Well! Well.
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Thanks for rescuin' me.
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I was gettin'... Pretty
Uncomfortable.
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I thought you were
Gonna set her straight.
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I tried, but she was torturing
Me with this back rub,
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So I said, "I rub you," and she
Thought I said, "I love you."
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And you cleverly cleared up that
Misunderstanding by making out.
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I didn't want to be rude.
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So, uh, how did your
Date with shawn go?
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Oh, you know. It
Was pretty typical.
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You know... Dinner... Movie...
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She's in love with johnny.
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Whoa!
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Oh, yeah.
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She said that?
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No. No, not in so many words,
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But when I went to
Kiss her, she ran away.
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Well, according to that theory, a
Lot of women are in love with johnny.
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Pete, I'm serious.
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Look, I'm in the movies
With her. I'm arctic. I'm death.
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I got nothin'. Then... We walk
In there. Johnny's watching.
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And suddenly, she pins
Me up against the wall
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And tries to lick the back
Of my neck from the front.
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But the minute johnny
Goes back upstairs,
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I'm back to bein' mr. Freeze.
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Maybe she needs an audience.
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Listen to me, all right?
She was just doin' it
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To make johnny jealous.
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Sharon was right. You know what?
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I'm gonna tell
Her she was right.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Come on. You'll ruin
The relationship.
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You gotta be absolutely sure.
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Ok. You...
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You gotta come with the
4 of us on valentine's day,
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Make sure I'm not crazy.
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I want to be the fifth
Wheel on valentine's day.
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Fifth wheel, nothin'.
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Hey, irene. Pete wants to
Know if you'll be his valentine.
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Would I! Oh!
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Ohh!
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So, pete, you haven't said
Anything about my sweater.
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I really wear my
Heart on my sleeve.
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See? Heart? Sleeve?
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Get it?
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Ha ha ha ha!
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Thank you. Thank you so
Much for draggin' me here.
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Where's shawn, anyway?
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She'll be here. You just keep an
Eye on her and tell me I'm not right.
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Flower lady, 12 o'clock.
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Johnny!
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Hey, mrs. S! Happy
Valentine's day.
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Ohh... This is, uh...
My girl... Sharon.
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Well, you always knew how to
Pick 'em. Welcome to the family.
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This is... Oh, don't tell me.
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This must be the doctor!
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Ha ha!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Ha ha!
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Michael bergen.
Pleasure to meet you.
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Well, the pleasure
Is all mine, doctor.
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My, uh, unmarried daughter
Will be out in a second.
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She's, um, in the kitchen
Fixing something special.
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Shawn!
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The doctor's here!
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Hey, everyone.
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Whoa.
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My god. Shawn, I've never
Seen you in a dress before.
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And yet, she's
Wearing one... Tonight.
253
00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,132
You like it? I wore
It special for berg.
254
00:11:30,156 --> 00:11:31,689
And I made pierogi.
255
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,658
Oh. My favorite. For berg.
256
00:11:35,795 --> 00:11:37,339
Aren't they great together?
257
00:11:37,363 --> 00:11:39,697
I don't know who
I'm happier for...
258
00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:41,299
Berg, shawn, or me.
259
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,234
I think it's me.
260
00:11:43,269 --> 00:11:45,269
Your table's ready.
261
00:11:48,240 --> 00:11:50,719
You see? Shawn is
Shameless. Shameless!
262
00:11:50,743 --> 00:11:54,023
Wearing sexy dresses
And making me special food.
263
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,148
You're right. You're
Right. You know what?
264
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,150
If she tries to make
Johnny any more jealous,
265
00:11:59,185 --> 00:12:01,185
You might wind up
Sleeping with her.
266
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:09,093
So, pete, how did
You meet irene?
267
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:12,107
Well, now we live across
The hall from each other,
268
00:12:12,131 --> 00:12:16,300
But in a previous life,
We were pioneer lovers.
269
00:12:20,006 --> 00:12:21,406
Pete: um...
270
00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:24,442
Here, honey. I'd like to
Redeem one of my coupons.
271
00:12:24,477 --> 00:12:26,522
"15 minutes of quiet time."
272
00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,827
Ohhh! You're such a silly!
273
00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:31,649
Wow. All that time, true love
274
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,285
Right in front of you.
That's real romance.
275
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,487
Although that's
Not to say you can't
276
00:12:36,523 --> 00:12:40,125
Meet somebody new and
Instantly connect with them, too.
277
00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:41,526
Like johnny and me.
278
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,629
Or berg and me.
279
00:12:45,665 --> 00:12:46,931
Ha ha!
280
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,468
Flower for the lady
On valentine's day?
281
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:53,971
Oh, yeah. I'd love one.
How much are they?
282
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:54,972
$8.00.
283
00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:57,208
8 bucks for a flower?
284
00:12:57,243 --> 00:12:58,421
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
285
00:12:58,445 --> 00:12:59,445
Johnny.
286
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,745
Thanks.
287
00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,281
Oh, this is sweet.
288
00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,850
And you gentlemen?
289
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,493
Is she still there?
290
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,129
Yes, I think so.
291
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:23,768
You know what? Why doesn't the
Woman ever buy a flower for the man?
292
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,637
One for my date, please.
293
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,572
And 5 for mine.
294
00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,343
Look at that, pete.
295
00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:33,978
Shawn bought me a flower.
296
00:13:35,047 --> 00:13:36,814
Irene bought me 5.
297
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,229
Happy valentine's day, baby.
298
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,621
Happy valentine's day, berg.
299
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:45,968
Happy valentine's day, petey.
300
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,625
No!
301
00:13:47,661 --> 00:13:49,538
Would you get my coat? I'm cold.
302
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,296
Or we could just use
Our love to keep us warm.
303
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,651
Ha ha ha! No, I'm
Serious. It's cold.
304
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,943
So, what are the specials?
305
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:13,195
You know what? Johnny,
306
00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:16,732
Before you sit down, could
You, uh, get mine? I'm a little chilly.
307
00:14:16,756 --> 00:14:18,922
And I'll get your purse, too.
308
00:14:24,964 --> 00:14:27,198
And does that come with a salad?
309
00:14:28,435 --> 00:14:29,901
Thanks.
310
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,315
Pete: berg.
311
00:14:33,339 --> 00:14:35,150
Berg, c... Berg. Berg. Berg.
312
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:38,287
Can I... Can I talk
To you for a sec?
313
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,276
Ok.
314
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:40,312
Ok.
315
00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,627
I think you're right. I think
Shawn does like johnny.
316
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:47,263
She stops kissing you every
Time he leaves the table.
317
00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:48,386
It's ok. He's back now.
318
00:14:48,421 --> 00:14:50,132
No. No. No, no, no, no.
319
00:14:50,156 --> 00:14:51,522
Berg. Berg.
320
00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,702
She's doin' that just
To make johnny jealous.
321
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,693
So?!
322
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,594
No relationship's perfect.
323
00:14:58,965 --> 00:15:01,444
You have to put an
End to this... For sharon.
324
00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,301
Fine! Fine! I'll talk to shawn.
325
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,169
I hope you and
Irene are very happy
326
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:07,171
In your little
House on the prairie.
327
00:15:09,775 --> 00:15:11,075
What is it?
328
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:13,488
Nothing. Nothing. I just
Thought it might be...
329
00:15:13,512 --> 00:15:16,425
Nice to spend some time
Alone on valentine's day.
330
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,016
Yeah. Let's get
Back to the table.
331
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,062
You're in love
With him, aren't you?
332
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,820
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
I'm not in love with johnny.
333
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,822
I didn't say who it was.
334
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:26,858
Uh, berg, you're
Out of your mind.
335
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:29,227
Think about what you're doing.
336
00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:31,795
Johnny and sharon are in love.
337
00:15:31,831 --> 00:15:33,665
Well, good for them.
338
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,266
Yeah. Good for them.
339
00:15:35,302 --> 00:15:37,246
And unless you learn
To be happy for 'em,
340
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,148
It's just gonna eat away
At you until you become
341
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:43,708
An angry, bitter, yet
Incredibly beautiful woman.
342
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:46,744
Are you done?
343
00:15:46,780 --> 00:15:51,182
No, I'm not done. As far as you
Using me to make johnny jealous,
344
00:15:51,217 --> 00:15:54,685
Well, I'm putting a stop to that
First thing tomorrow morning.
345
00:15:56,388 --> 00:16:00,525
48 hearts, 49
Hearts, and 50 hearts!
346
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,027
I can't believe no
One guessed 50.
347
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,706
And, petey, you were way off.
348
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:05,897
Yeah, pete...
349
00:16:05,932 --> 00:16:08,292
100 million. What
Were you thinkin'?
350
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:13,571
Oh, good. You're back. I
Would like to make a toast.
351
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,740
Berg... Shawn...
352
00:16:15,775 --> 00:16:18,754
I have to admit that when I
Originally set you two up,
353
00:16:18,778 --> 00:16:21,078
I did it for the wrong reasons.
354
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:25,048
I never actually thought it would
Work out, and you seem so happy...
355
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:27,418
Well said. Down the hatch.
356
00:16:27,453 --> 00:16:30,321
Ok. I want to say
This. Anyway, um...
357
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,557
I think what I've learned,
358
00:16:32,592 --> 00:16:34,403
And it's so appropriate
On valentine's day,
359
00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,340
Is that if 2 people are
Meant to be together,
360
00:16:37,364 --> 00:16:39,241
It doesn't matter
How it happens.
361
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,499
It just matters that
They find each other.
362
00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,301
Mmm. To love.
363
00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,302
To love.
364
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:46,637
Ohhh!
365
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,707
Shawn. You ok?
366
00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,354
She's fine. She's just so happy.
367
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:54,590
Well, why do people
Cry when they're happy?
368
00:16:54,614 --> 00:16:56,534
I'm happy when I'm happy.
369
00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,584
Maybe I'm not happy!
370
00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:02,431
Shawn, honey, what's the matter?
371
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,422
Berg, what did you say to her?
372
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,435
Nothing! What
Did you do to her?!
373
00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:08,237
Get out of my
Restaurant! Get her off me!
374
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:09,860
Sharon: johnny, do something!
375
00:17:09,896 --> 00:17:11,228
Berg, cover your face!
376
00:17:11,264 --> 00:17:14,165
Mom, leave him alone!
I'm in love with johnny!
377
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:16,600
Ohhh...
378
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:30,948
I think you owe me an apology.
379
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,952
I'm sorry, johnny.
380
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:46,816
You know, I think I'm
Gonna try the krepnik.
381
00:17:47,801 --> 00:17:50,179
That's it. You cannot
See shawn anymore.
382
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,669
Did you hear me?
383
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,005
Yeah, I heard you. How
Can I not hang out with her?
384
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,273
I mean, she's my best friend.
385
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,542
I'm supposed to be
Your best friend.
386
00:17:58,577 --> 00:18:01,245
Yes. You are, but... But what?
387
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,315
I don't know! Y... Johnny.
388
00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:08,085
Do you have feelings for her?
389
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:09,764
Well, answer me! Do you?
390
00:18:09,788 --> 00:18:11,522
No.
391
00:18:11,557 --> 00:18:14,191
I don't know. I... I mean, I've
Never really thought about it.
392
00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,126
I've never thought
Of shawn like that.
393
00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,407
Well, maybe you should take
Some time to think about it.
394
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,409
No. Johnny, get your
Stuff out of my apartment.
395
00:18:20,433 --> 00:18:22,577
You can call me when you
Figure out what you want.
396
00:18:22,601 --> 00:18:23,700
Sharon. Listen.
397
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:24,736
No.
398
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,010
I'm sorry.
399
00:18:39,285 --> 00:18:41,118
I bought you some chocolates.
400
00:18:48,428 --> 00:18:50,193
It's ok, sharon.
401
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,107
We're all here for you.
402
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,799
You are among friends.
403
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:58,969
I think you'll feel better
If you just let it out.
404
00:18:59,004 --> 00:19:00,838
Sharon: ok.
405
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,306
You're right.
406
00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:06,644
Um... Pete was just
Trying to hang a mirror,
407
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:09,947
And he doesn't love
You. I hate your sweater,
408
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,415
And you're not funny!
409
00:19:16,922 --> 00:19:19,823
Uh, pete, is that true?
410
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:23,960
I'm sorry.
411
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,042
Oh, but look. Look.
412
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,626
This entitles me to
One act of forgiveness.
413
00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,140
You ok?
414
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:39,277
Yeah.
415
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:41,613
No.
416
00:19:47,954 --> 00:19:49,754
Thus...
417
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,690
Comes an end to
The holiday trifecta...
418
00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:54,559
Christmas, new year's,
And valentine's day,
419
00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:56,894
Also known as the misery season.
420
00:19:56,929 --> 00:20:00,330
To spring... And all
Of its possibilities.
421
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:01,532
Hear, hear.
422
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,602
Well, if you guys
Will excuse me,
423
00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,838
I have a class
Early in the morning.
424
00:20:07,873 --> 00:20:10,107
You sure you're ok?
425
00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,942
Yeah... I guess.
426
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,245
Well, if it makes
You feel any better,
427
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:17,248
I tipped mrs.
Swoboda, like, nothing.
428
00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:22,520
I blew it. If I wouldn't
Have pushed berg on shawn,
429
00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,188
None of this would've happened.
430
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,691
Shar, you and johnny'll
Get back together.
431
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,258
What if we don't?
432
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:30,828
Then you know what?
It wasn't meant to be.
433
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:33,903
And there'll be somebody else
Out there who's even better for you.
434
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:36,500
Thanks, pete.
435
00:20:36,535 --> 00:20:39,270
And if there's not...
You'll always have me.
436
00:20:40,339 --> 00:20:41,605
You're so sweet.
437
00:20:59,558 --> 00:21:02,025
Well, that caps off
An interesting evening.
438
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:08,733
It's the way I
Thought it would end.
439
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,735
Not exactly who I
Thought it would end with.
440
00:21:15,641 --> 00:21:17,642
Oh, good night, pete. Yeah.
441
00:21:22,815 --> 00:21:25,048
Oh, hey, sharon. Um...
442
00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:28,419
Happy valentine's day.
443
00:21:39,398 --> 00:21:40,898
What's with the gift?
444
00:21:40,933 --> 00:21:42,444
Oh, it's, uh... It's for irene.
445
00:21:42,468 --> 00:21:45,536
I just kinda feel bad
About that happened, so...
446
00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:48,483
That's nice. You know irene. She's
Probably forgotten all about it by now.
447
00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:50,140
Ahh, I don't know.
448
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,885
Hey, maybe now's
Not the right time.
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