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How many times do I have to
Tell you not to steal my paper?
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3 more times.
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I need the business section.
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Berg, give me the
Business section.
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Hey, shar, do you want
The business section?
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There's an article
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On my dad's
Construction company.
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Ooh! Here it is, here it is.
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"Gregory carter."
Aah! That's my dad.
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"Expert in urban renewal
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Will give boston's historic
Theaters a facelift."
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Oh, my god. There's a
Whole biography on him.
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Hey, go, dad.
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Where's my name?
Where's my name?
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Family... Family... Here it is.
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"He is the proud father of 3.
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"Daughter elizabeth is a top-level
Executive at bickford consulting."
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Aah! That's my sister!
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According to berg, it's
Your pregnant sister.
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It was an honest mistake.
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She was wearing a baggy sweater.
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"Son todd is a
Successful vice president
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At the brokerage firm of
Lederman and antonotti."
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Ooh! That's my brother!
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And he has another
Daughter, sharon."
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Aah! That's you!
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I like it.
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It was nice and to the point.
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Elizabeth.
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Top-level executive.
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Todd. Successful vp.
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And sharon.
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Why didn't he mention
What I do for a living?
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What father wouldn't
Be proud of a daughter
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Who has such a high-level
Position in a company?
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You're even quoted
In the paper today.
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"Our chemical company
Denies any responsibility
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For the sudden
Increase in 2-headed fish."
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Oh, my god. That's it.
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He's ashamed of me.
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He refurbishes neighborhoods.
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I breed circus fish.
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Enough is enough.
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I've got to get a new job.
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Having twins.
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Tell her to stop eating.
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Hi, sharon. Mr. Carter.
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Hey, pete.
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How ya doin'?
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All right. Berg.
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We just came down
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To invite you two
To dinner tonight
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To toast the new
Director of marketing
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For anne nivel fashions.
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You got the job?
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Dad, I didn't get it yet.
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I'm waiting to hear.
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Aw, you got it.
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You said they loved you.
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Well... They did.
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Remember when you ran
For brookville junior miss?
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And you didn't think you'd
Win the talent competition.
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Dad.
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No one will ever do
The robot like you did.
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Really?
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Yeah. Come on, do it. Do it.
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Oh, go ahead.
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Yeah. Come on, honey. Come on.
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I got a meeting to go to.
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I'll pick you guys up
At 8:00 at the parlor.
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Berg: see ya, dad.
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I want ties.
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Oh. Mm.
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Lobster. Ties. Ties are good.
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See you tonight.
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I'm so proud of you.
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Bye, daddy.
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Bye-bye.
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Did you see that?
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He hasn't gushed like
That since I graduated.
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He's so happy I'm finally
Gonna be working
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For an ethical company.
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I don't think you're giving
Your father enough credit.
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I think he's just happy
'cause you're happy.
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Wrong.
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In my family, you
Are what you do.
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My dad gave up
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A successful real estate
Development company
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And completely started over
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Because he didn't like the
People he was dealing with.
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My dad expects a lot from us.
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Good thing you're not
In that family, huh, pete?
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Oh, my god. Oh, my god.
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This is it.
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Hello.
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This is she.
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Thank you. I loved
You guys, too.
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What?
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No, that's not true.
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There must be
Some clerical error.
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I will go down there and
Straighten it out immediately.
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Just don't give my job away.
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Thank you.
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What's going on?
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They were doing a routine
Check on my resume,
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And tufts said I
Never graduated.
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Yes, you did.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Look. See?
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I'm going over to the
Registrar's office.
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Do you want company?
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Yeah. I'll get the car.
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You don't think this is about...
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No, but I'm gonna go
With her just in case.
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She must never find out
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What happened graduation day.
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She never will.
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I really appreciate
You coming with me.
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Aw, come on, shar.
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You know you come
Before my busy schedule.
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You're taping general
Hospital for me, right?
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Yes.
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Well, I gotta find
Out if luke or stefan
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Pushed katherine
Off the balcony.
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Oh! This is so frustrating.
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They said I was
Perfect for that job.
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That's what they
Said... "Perfect."
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They said I was
Friendly and fun...
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And I'm gonna tear
This woman's head off.
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Whoo! Whoo! Hoo!
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Ah, look at 'em.
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So naive,
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So unprepared for
What awaits them.
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Wasting 3 years of their lives
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Going down the
Wrong career path.
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Only to find yourself
Working in the same pizza place
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For minimum wage day after day.
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Puppets. You're all puppets.
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Next.
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Name?
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Sharon carter.
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Uh, listen, I had
This very important
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Job interview today,
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And they called
Me up and told me
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I never graduated.
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Well, look at this.
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They were right!
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You left school with
Unpaid parking tickets,
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And they held your diploma.
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No, no, no, no. I paid them.
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I remember paying them.
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Pete, don't you
Remember me paying them?
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Yeah. She paid them.
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Oh, well, I can't tell you
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What a difference
That doesn't make.
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Listen, I don't
Have time for this.
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Can I see a supervisor?
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Wait, wait, wait.
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Now is no time to
Stand on principle, ok?
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Just pay them again.
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How bad could it be?
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Oh, my lord.
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12 tickets with
Interest, plus penalties.
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Whatever. Just take care of it.
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At least you're
Getting air line miles.
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Now we can all
Fly free to saturn.
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Ok. You're all
Set. Just sign here.
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Congratulations.
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You're now just 3 english
Credits shy of graduation.
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What? What are
You talking about?
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I have enough credits.
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Not anymore.
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Requirements have changed.
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Well, what am I
Supposed to do now?
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You're in luck.
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Night classes in freshman
English start this evening.
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I can't retake
Freshman english again.
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Well, you know what?
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Um... That's redundant.
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You don't need to say "Again."
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What?
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See, when you say "Retake,"
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The "Again" is implied.
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Well, I'm not wrong.
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What happened?
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Luke pushed katherine.
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With sharon not graduating.
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Oh. Oh, oh.
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It was the parking tickets.
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No, no, no.
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But sharon thinks that
The school screwed up...
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And she has to retake
Freshman english.
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But we're cool, right?
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Yeah.
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She must never find out.
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She never will.
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Over the next few weeks,
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You will not only understand
The parts of a sentence,
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But you'll be able to
Diagram one on your own.
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One more hour, and
We are graduates.
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All right. Ok. Hey, this is it.
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All right. Let's go. Come on.
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Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
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Picture. Picture.
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Oh, wait. I need my cap.
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What's it worth to you?
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Actually, caps are free today.
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Oh, gosh. Hey. You
Guys dropped off
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The money I gave you for
My parking tickets, right?
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Absolutely. All
$210 taken care of.
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Boy, are they paid.
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There have never...
Thank you, pete.
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What do you say we
Do this right, huh?
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Ooh! Champagne.
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Yes.
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What would you do
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If you were young and beautiful
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And had a big bottle
Of champagne?
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You'd share it with
Your closest friends,
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And that's just what they did.
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Wow. That's expensive stuff.
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How'd you guys afford it?
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Can you believe that some girl
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Actually gave it to us?
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All right. Cheers.
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Here's to graduation,
Or as I like to call it...
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Getting out of jail.
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Instructor: could someone
Give me a sentence
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With a subject, a
Verb, and an adjective?
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I'm gonna tear pete
And berg's heads
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Off their spindly little necks.
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Sha-ron.
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Hey, shar.
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Which one of you
Wants to die first?
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Actually, you know,
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We're going to go together.
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We have this sort of
Thelma-and-louise pact.
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No.
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Graduation day.
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You took the money I gave you
To pay for my parking tickets
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And bought champagne. Admit it.
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We would never do that.
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Some girl gave us
That champagne.
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Who?
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I don't know.
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Oh, yeah. Some
Girl you don't know
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Gave you a $200-bottle
Of champagne?
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Yes. Yes.
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Admit you did it,
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Or, tonight at dinner,
I'm gonna tell my father
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That you two squandered
The thousands of dollars
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He spent to get me
Through college
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On a bottle of booze.
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Well, I had to tell my father
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I squandered thousands
Of dollars in booze
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To get me through college.
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Would you stop it?
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This job was important to me.
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This job was mine.
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And you laugh, but, meanwhile,
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I have to sit across from
My father at dinner tonight
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And tell him I
Didn't get this job
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And see that look of
Disappointment on his face.
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Hey, shar, come on.
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No! Come on nothing!
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I do everything for you two,
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00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,869
And I can't even count on you
268
00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:47,171
To do one simple thing?
269
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,673
And you sit here
270
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:51,008
And you lie to me
And you make jokes?
271
00:11:51,044 --> 00:11:52,510
I'm sick of it.
272
00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:54,713
I'm sick of you two.
273
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:02,920
I think she's serious.
274
00:12:05,758 --> 00:12:07,970
It's been 3 years. Let's
Just tell her the truth.
275
00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:10,161
No, no, no. Berg, look,
We made a promise.
276
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:12,437
So, what are we gonna do?
277
00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:15,033
The first thing I'm gonna do
278
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,735
Is put her newspaper
Back under her door.
279
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,876
All right. 5 more hours,
280
00:12:25,912 --> 00:12:27,912
And we are graduates.
281
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:28,913
Hey, guys.
282
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:29,914
Hey. Hey.
283
00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,416
I need your help.
284
00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:32,461
I have, like, 800
Things to do today.
285
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,686
Pick up my robe,
Sell back books,
286
00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,588
Pay my parking tickets,
Get my nails done,
287
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,822
And be back here by noon
To have lunch with my dad.
288
00:12:38,858 --> 00:12:40,536
No problem. I'll have
Lunch with your dad,
289
00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:42,170
And pete will
Get his nails done.
290
00:12:42,194 --> 00:12:43,928
Here.
291
00:12:43,964 --> 00:12:46,497
Oh, look. Berg, sharon
Upped our allowance.
292
00:12:46,532 --> 00:12:47,899
Yippee.
293
00:12:47,934 --> 00:12:50,034
It's to pay for my
Parking tickets.
294
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,180
Why are you paying in cash?
295
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,770
'cause my checks
And credit cards
296
00:12:52,806 --> 00:12:54,772
Go to my father's accountant,
297
00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:57,074
And I don't want my dad
To know I screwed up.
298
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,721
All right. We'll
Drop it off for you.
299
00:12:58,745 --> 00:13:00,222
I wanted to say good-bye
300
00:13:00,246 --> 00:13:01,991
To the campus police anyhow.
301
00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:04,449
I gotta run, but I will meet
You guys back here after lunch,
302
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,694
And we'll go to
Graduation together.
303
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,478
All right. All right.
304
00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,160
That's a lot of money.
305
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,394
Oh, yeah.
306
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,662
I forget.
307
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,832
Did she say "Parking
Tickets" or "Dog track"?
308
00:13:20,867 --> 00:13:22,107
I don't recall.
309
00:13:23,502 --> 00:13:26,062
What do you boys
Feel like doing?
310
00:13:29,042 --> 00:13:31,008
O'malley's?
311
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:33,010
Berg, the presidents
Want to have cocktails.
312
00:13:35,015 --> 00:13:36,447
It's open.
313
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,082
Hi, hi, hi, hi. It's me.
314
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:39,428
Hey. Hey.
315
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:40,896
God, I can't believe you
Guys are graduating.
316
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,631
This place is not gonna
Be the same without you.
317
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,122
Well, thank you.
318
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,689
Here. A little
Going-away present.
319
00:13:45,725 --> 00:13:46,757
Look.
320
00:13:46,792 --> 00:13:48,537
Whoa. Oh, this is
Expensive stuff.
321
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,861
Yeah, well, you
Guys are worth it.
322
00:13:50,896 --> 00:13:52,696
God, I'm gonna miss you.
323
00:13:52,732 --> 00:13:53,732
Whoa.
324
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,434
Come here.
325
00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:58,603
All right!
326
00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,304
Ok. All right.
327
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:01,439
We'll miss you, too.
328
00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:02,507
Bye-bye.
329
00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:06,343
Ahh.
330
00:14:06,378 --> 00:14:07,456
Who was that?
331
00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:08,579
Absolutely no idea.
332
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:11,149
All right. Come on, berg,
333
00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,661
Better get these parking
Tickets taken care of.
334
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,763
Yeah. Yeah.
335
00:14:13,787 --> 00:14:14,886
Handlebars.
336
00:14:14,921 --> 00:14:16,698
You can't call
"Handlebars" inside.
337
00:14:16,722 --> 00:14:17,688
Handlebars.
338
00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,891
Look, I just did it again.
339
00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,327
Hello.
340
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:24,662
Hey, how ya do... What?
341
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:25,763
Why?
342
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:26,976
Why what? What why? What?
343
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,367
Oh, my god. Oh, my god, what?
344
00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,402
Look, pete and I are on our way.
345
00:14:31,437 --> 00:14:32,948
We're on our way where? Jail.
346
00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:34,784
Which one of our
Bonehead friends
347
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,048
Got arrested this time?
348
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,409
Heh heh. Sharon's dad.
349
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:44,815
Hi. We're here to bail
Out gregory carter.
350
00:14:44,851 --> 00:14:45,917
Carter.
351
00:14:45,952 --> 00:14:47,217
What's the charge?
352
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:48,719
Drunk in public.
353
00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:51,955
Ok. I need a signature and $200.
354
00:14:51,991 --> 00:14:54,959
Well, we'll use sharon's money.
355
00:14:54,994 --> 00:14:56,605
So we don't pay
Her parking tickets.
356
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,096
Excuse me?
357
00:14:58,131 --> 00:15:00,931
Oh. It's campus police.
358
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:05,569
Wait here. I'll be right back.
359
00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,040
Well, we still got
10 extra dollars.
360
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,242
What can we do with $10?
361
00:15:12,278 --> 00:15:16,147
We could buy
Mr. Carter some advil.
362
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,216
Right this way.
363
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:20,351
Your appearance date
Is on your arrest report.
364
00:15:20,386 --> 00:15:22,119
Thank you.
365
00:15:22,154 --> 00:15:24,254
Berg, pete, thank
You for coming.
366
00:15:24,290 --> 00:15:25,530
I didn't know who else to call.
367
00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:26,757
No problem.
368
00:15:26,792 --> 00:15:28,659
I guess I had too many
Long island iced teas
369
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,161
On an empty stomach.
370
00:15:30,196 --> 00:15:31,740
Evidently, I passed out
371
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,565
In a mcdonald's playland.
372
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,735
Since when does mcdonald's
Serve long island iced teas?
373
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:45,376
Uh, mr. Carter, if it's
Not too rude to ask,
374
00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,245
We need to ask you
For the bail money back.
375
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:49,991
Sure, of course. I'll send
You a check tomorrow.
376
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:53,717
Actually, we kinda
Need it... Now in cash.
377
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,898
Well, I'm sorry. I
Don't have it on me.
378
00:15:55,922 --> 00:15:58,255
There's an atm right
Around the corner.
379
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,758
Look, guys.
380
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:02,960
I'm in a little bit of trouble.
381
00:16:04,397 --> 00:16:06,430
Actually, a lot of trouble.
382
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:08,077
I'm... Completely broke.
383
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:10,334
What? How?
384
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:12,147
The bottom fell out of
The real estate market.
385
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,137
I lost everything.
386
00:16:13,172 --> 00:16:15,017
Creditors came after me.
387
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,318
The whole thing's a mess.
388
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:18,642
So that's why you
Called us and not sharon.
389
00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,711
I didn't want her to know.
390
00:16:20,746 --> 00:16:23,946
Just didn't want to see
That look on her face.
391
00:16:24,183 --> 00:16:25,561
But it's probably
Time I told her.
392
00:16:25,585 --> 00:16:26,817
No. Wait, wait, wait.
393
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:28,853
Mr. Carter, you
Don't have to do that.
394
00:16:28,888 --> 00:16:29,854
She's gonna find out eventually.
395
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,888
Not necessarily, no.
396
00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,625
We lie to her all the time.
397
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:40,431
Mr. Carter, you
Just hit a rough spot.
398
00:16:40,466 --> 00:16:42,733
All you gotta do is
Turn things around.
399
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,980
Yeah, but I gotta start
Over from scratch.
400
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,537
You can do that.
401
00:16:46,572 --> 00:16:48,517
Sharon says you're
An amazing businessman,
402
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,319
And that's why she idolizes you.
403
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:51,442
Yeah.
404
00:16:51,477 --> 00:16:54,612
I guess I probably
Should at least try
405
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,681
Before I tell her, huh?
406
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,016
Why make her feel all upset
407
00:16:59,051 --> 00:17:00,484
If I don't have to?
408
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:02,853
I mean, the drinking
Sure isn't working.
409
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:06,624
No, it sure isn't.
410
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,958
So...
411
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,905
This will just stay between us?
412
00:17:10,929 --> 00:17:12,329
It's just between us.
413
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:16,067
We promise, no matter what.
414
00:17:16,102 --> 00:17:17,668
Thanks.
415
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,304
You're meeting sharon
For lunch in 15 minutes.
416
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,539
Handlebars.
417
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,894
You can't call
"Handlebars" inside.
418
00:17:25,311 --> 00:17:27,978
One more hour, and
We are graduates.
419
00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:29,391
All right. Ok. Hey, this is it.
420
00:17:29,415 --> 00:17:30,492
All right. Let's go. Come on.
421
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:31,815
Wait, wait. Wait, wait.
422
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:33,050
Picture. Picture.
423
00:17:33,086 --> 00:17:34,129
Oh, wait. I need my cap.
424
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:35,118
What's it worth to you?
425
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,854
Actually, caps are free today.
426
00:17:37,924 --> 00:17:39,891
Oh, gosh. Hey. You
Guys dropped off
427
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,959
The money I gave you for
My parking tickets, right?
428
00:17:41,994 --> 00:17:45,162
Absolutely. All
$210 taken care of.
429
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,663
Boy, are they paid.
430
00:17:46,699 --> 00:17:49,233
There have never...
Thank you, pete.
431
00:17:49,268 --> 00:17:52,036
What do you say we
Do this right, huh?
432
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:53,504
Ooh! Champagne.
433
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:55,005
Yes.
434
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,118
What would you do
435
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,575
If you were young and beautiful
436
00:17:57,610 --> 00:18:00,711
And had a big bottle
Of champagne?
437
00:18:00,746 --> 00:18:03,447
You'd share it with
Your closest friends,
438
00:18:03,482 --> 00:18:06,149
And that's just what they did.
439
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:08,185
Wow. That's expensive stuff.
440
00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:09,497
How'd you guys afford it?
441
00:18:09,521 --> 00:18:11,333
Can you believe that some girl
442
00:18:11,357 --> 00:18:13,068
Actually gave it to us?
443
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:14,469
All right. Cheers.
444
00:18:14,493 --> 00:18:16,471
Here's to graduation,
Or as I like to call it...
445
00:18:16,495 --> 00:18:18,529
Getting out of jail.
446
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:20,497
Perfect.
447
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:22,333
Ok. Uh, let's go graduate.
448
00:18:22,368 --> 00:18:24,502
Oh, I'm so glad
You're here, daddy.
449
00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:26,857
I could never have done
Any of this without you.
450
00:18:34,313 --> 00:18:35,779
So, anyway, dad,
451
00:18:35,814 --> 00:18:38,649
After I finish
This stupid class,
452
00:18:38,684 --> 00:18:40,084
There's a possibility
453
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:42,887
That there still might be
A job for me at anne nivel.
454
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:45,822
I hate pete and berg.
455
00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,403
Listen, honey, if there's
One thing I've learned,
456
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:48,771
It's that jobs come and go.
457
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,605
But your friends will get
You through the rough times.
458
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:54,331
Yeah, but they're the
Cause of my rough times.
459
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:55,900
This job was important.
460
00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:59,103
I don't want you to be
Ashamed of me anymore.
461
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:00,538
What?
462
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:03,173
Why didn't you mention
Me in the article yesterday?
463
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,375
I mentioned you.
464
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:09,113
Yeah, but you mentioned what
Todd and liz do for a living.
465
00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:11,616
And me... Nothing.
466
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,718
Really?
467
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,119
Admit it.
468
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,154
You hate my job.
469
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,510
Honey, I don't... Yeah,
I do hate your job.
470
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,094
But I love you.
471
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:27,030
I know you love me,
472
00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:28,799
But I want you to
Be as proud of me
473
00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:30,567
As I am of you.
474
00:19:30,602 --> 00:19:31,568
Sharon, listen to me.
475
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:32,569
Berg: hi, sharon.
476
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,939
No.
477
00:19:36,109 --> 00:19:38,275
Mr. Carter, can we
Talk to you for a sec?
478
00:19:43,215 --> 00:19:45,194
I can't believe she didn't
Get that job because of me.
479
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,152
We were talking, and we
Just wanna let you know
480
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,122
That no matter what happens
Between sharon and us,
481
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:52,634
We're never gonna
Tell her anything.
482
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,258
Just give it a few weeks.
483
00:19:54,293 --> 00:19:55,726
We'll do something worse,
484
00:19:55,761 --> 00:19:57,427
And she'll forget all about it.
485
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,997
Thanks, guys,
486
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,311
But I think it's time sharon
And I had an honest talk
487
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,546
About what really happened.
488
00:20:03,570 --> 00:20:04,813
You're going to
Tell her everything?
489
00:20:04,837 --> 00:20:07,672
Yeah. I owe it to her,
490
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:09,947
And I owe it to you guys.
491
00:20:11,711 --> 00:20:13,177
You all set, honey?
492
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,412
Yeah.
493
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,392
Sharon, if it's ok with you,
494
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:19,383
I think we should
Go to dinner alone.
495
00:20:19,418 --> 00:20:21,118
Good.
496
00:20:27,427 --> 00:20:29,671
She is going to feel so bad.
497
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:30,727
Oh, yeah.
498
00:20:31,930 --> 00:20:34,731
We must never let
Her live this down.
499
00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,302
We never will.
500
00:20:44,877 --> 00:20:45,987
I feel so bad. I really do.
501
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,377
We know.
502
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,457
And we've complied a
List of things you can do
503
00:20:49,481 --> 00:20:51,182
To make it up to us.
504
00:20:51,217 --> 00:20:53,783
"One... A 6-pack of beer..."
505
00:20:53,819 --> 00:20:54,918
Imported...
506
00:20:54,953 --> 00:20:58,555
"Delivered to our
Fridge once a week."
507
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,402
Uh, 2. I like this one.
508
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:03,593
"Your firstborn,
Regardless of sex,
509
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,429
Shall be named elvis."
510
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:10,768
"3... Tell johnny no stomping
Around in work boots
511
00:21:10,803 --> 00:21:12,269
Before 8 a.M."
512
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,839
Yeah. Ever since he's
Moved in with you,
513
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,308
We haven't been able
To get a wink of sleep.
514
00:21:17,343 --> 00:21:19,410
Johnny lives with you?
515
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,416
I forgot to mention that.
516
00:21:25,451 --> 00:21:28,119
I think we have a few
More things to discuss.
517
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:29,853
See you upstairs.
518
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,259
Oops.
519
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,498
Ow!
520
00:21:41,533 --> 00:21:43,233
I hate you guys.
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