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Hey, pete. Hey, berg.
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What's going on back there?
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Sharon came up with a
Great promotional idea.
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It's a caption contest.
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Whoever comes up with the
Best caption for the poster
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Gets a free pizza.
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So what's the poster?
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Oh, oh, oh... Yesterday, on
Your way out of your apartment,
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You said I could grab a beer,
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And as I was looking
Through your sock drawer,
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I stumbled across... This.
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Come on.
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So I modeled in an underwear ad.
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It was 4 years ago.
I needed the money.
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He hit beantown with big dreams,
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Only to get trapped
In the seedy world
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Of sexy sleepwear.
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Introducing michael
Bergen as... Troy.
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This isn't funny.
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Ooh, ooh. Actually, I believe I
Have evidence to the contrary.
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"Look. We are in the
Dictionary under geeks."
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"See, I told you shakespeare was
Easier to understand without pants."
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"Friendship is sharing."
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Thank you. That was mine.
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Oh, put a sock in it.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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I like that one.
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Berg, you might just win
This caption contest after all.
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Oh ho ho ho.
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You know not with whom you mess.
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Yeah, light the torch, sister...
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And let the games begin.
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Ow.
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Wow.
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I didn't realize he would
Be so bugged by this.
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Yeah.
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And... We're back!
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Ok, now, after we're
Finished painting fenway park,
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We're gonna sprinkle
Peanuts shells
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And pour beer all over the
Floor to get that authentic smell.
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Whoa! It's a long fly ball
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Deep into left field...
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Oh, and dunville's back,
He's up against the wall...
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Oh, and he makes the catch!
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And the fan goes wild!
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Crazy wild!
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Come on, mike,
What's the matter?
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You're supposed to rush the
Field and put me on your shoulders.
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It's nothing.
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What's the matter,
You don't like the room?
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No, no, no. This is great.
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It's just, you know, I've
Got this... Dance at school.
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You're afraid to ask a girl.
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No. Girls are lining up.
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Susie snyder already asked me.
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So what's the problem?
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It's just this whole
Stupid dancing thing.
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Oh, come on, you can dance.
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I'm not gonna go.
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Oh, no, no. You can't not go.
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You like hockey?
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Yeah.
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Look, dancing's kind of like
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Being a goalie. Ok?
All right? All right.
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Sometimes you gotta
Move to your right side,
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Sometimes you gotta
Move to your left side.
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Your right side,
Your left side. Right?
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Someone shoots, you gotta block
The shot with your right arm. Right?
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Someone shoots, you gotta
Block the shot with your left arm.
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Ok? Huh? Come on, try it.
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Ok.
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All right? You block the
Shot with your right arm.
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Your left arm.
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Look! Who's behind
Me? Who's behind me?
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Huh? Check it out.
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All right, now watch this.
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Oh! It's gretzsky,
Skatin' around! Whoo!
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All right!
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Great.
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And, uh, that's how you handle
Yourself in a street fight,
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So... Thanks, pete.
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Mom, can I walk over to susie's?
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Sure.
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Wow. So he's going?
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You were so good with him.
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And this is... Oh,
Thank you so much.
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You don't have to thank me
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For doing this stuff.
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I love this, and I
Love being with you,
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And I love you.
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You... Face and you hair and...
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Pete... It's ok.
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I love you, too.
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Yeah?
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Yeah.
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You ever make
Out in fenway park?
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"Have you seen
This man's... Pants?"
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Ok, that one's pretty good.
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Hey, berg.
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Hey.
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Guess what's wrong
With my life now.
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Nothing. What's that?
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Nothing! Nothing!
Nothing! Nothing!
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Caitlin said she loved me.
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That's... That's great.
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Did she say anything about me?
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No.
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We were painting michael's room,
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And I taught him
The hockey dance...
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Block the shot, catch
The puck, gretzsky...
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Right, right. Exactly.
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And then caitlin came
In, and it was perfect.
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We said we loved each other...
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I think she might be the one.
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So far...
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So far that "One"
Has been, um...
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Everyone.
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Berg, this time...
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This time it's
Different. You know?
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I mean, maybe I'm maturing.
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Maybe I'm reaching
That point in my life
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Where I want to start a family.
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You wouldn't be
Starting a family,
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You'd be joining one
Already in progress.
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All I know is, ever
Since I quit architecture,
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I was floundering, but...
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Ever since I started
Seeing caitlin and michael,
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I feel like my life
Is back on track.
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Well, good. Good.
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It seems like your
Problems are over.
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Yeah.
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For a couple weeks.
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Hey, berg.
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Got milk?
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Hey, shar, nice outfit.
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Did a rainbow throw up on you?
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You look almost as
Cute as stephanie hansler.
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Oh, my god. What made
You bring up her name?
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I haven't heard her name
Since... Since high school.
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That's strange.
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Because according to
Your high school yearbook,
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You guys were
Gonna be best friends
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"4-ever."
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Aw, berg, you're stealing.
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Oh, it's tragic when
Underwear models go bad.
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Oh, look.
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The bunny rabbit is
Toying with the python.
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Give it up, berg.
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You know you didn't find
Anything embarrassing in there.
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You're right. You
Actually looked very cute
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In the 11th grade.
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Thank you.
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However... In the 10th grade...
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Your picture's cut out.
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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Some modeling agency wanted it.
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Uh-huh.
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You know, I also
Noticed that you...
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You went from chess club
Treasurer in the 10th grade
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To head cheerleader in the 11th.
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Now, those of us who
Went to high school
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Know that that
Just... Doesn't happen.
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Come on, berg.
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You're never gonna
Find anything here.
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You're right, you know,
I'm not gonna find anything.
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Here.
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Welcome to brookville.
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Birthplace of novelty poop...
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And sharon carter.
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Any luck?
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Uh, no, no, nothing.
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Although I was fascinated
To learn that you have
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The world's roundest lake.
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Here's the yearbook
You asked for.
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Oh! Great, great.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Oh, my goodness,
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Is that vice principal svenson?
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Oh, my. See how young he looks.
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You know, he's
Never been married.
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Thank you.
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Stop! Stop! Wait.
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Ohh!
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Look how pretty
Rachel powell is.
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Now she's a big-city whore.
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Do you mind?
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Hmm?
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Thank you.
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Hmm.
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Oh, here it is,
Here it is, here it is.
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Damn it! Oh! This
One's cut out, too.
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Sharon carter.
Well, now, that's odd.
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Why?
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She was here this morning.
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And she checked out the
Same book. Small world.
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Small world, yes.
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She, uh, she was here?
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Yes, yes.
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Oh, she's such a sweet girl.
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Yes. Most of her
Personalities are sweet,
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But stay away from darryl.
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Ooh.
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That, uh, girl in
The yearbook...
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I can help you.
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You knew her?
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We dated in the 10th grade.
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Then she dumped me in the 11th.
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What went on in the 11th grade?
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Love creeped up.
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Let's see.
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First period I had
American history... No.
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What about sharon?
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Oh... Ok.
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Uh, let's see.
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First period she had
Home ec, then she...
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All right. No, I...
What's she hiding?
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Why is her picture cut
Out of the yearbook?
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Oh...
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Probably 'cause of the
Way she used to look.
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Well, how did she look?
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Well, uh...
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It's just something
You really gotta see.
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I can't see. She's destroyed
Every picture of herself.
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Not the one I keep.
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And man, is it funny-lookin'.
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Can you get me a
Copy of that picture?
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Look, I need that
Picture. I gotta have it.
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It's for a children's charity.
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Uh... Yeah, ok.
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I can get you a
Copy of that picture.
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But it's gonna
Cost you. Big time.
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How big?
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20 bucks.
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10 now,
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And another 8.00 when
I deliver the photo.
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Deal.
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I'm berg.
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Uh, gilbert.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Wow. You're pretty brave.
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Most people don't shake my hand
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On septic tank day.
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Finally. Come on, you know I
Have to go home and change.
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I don't want to embarrass michael
And be late for the dance tonight.
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I'm doing you a favor. None of the
Cool fifth-graders show up till 6:30.
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Hey, berg.
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How was brookville?
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Do you have any
Pictures of your trip,
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Or were they all cut out?
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Oh... Couldn't find a one.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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By the way, gilbert says hi.
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Gilbert?
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Uh... What... What
Did he have to say?
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Nothing.
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Ha ha ha ha.
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Of course he said nothing,
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Because there is nothing to say.
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But he is bringing me a picture
From your chess club days.
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Checkmate.
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Ha ha.
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Oh, yeah, berg,
I'm real nervous.
266
00:11:49,175 --> 00:11:51,809
Out of my way!
267
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:54,813
Oh, man, look at you...
268
00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,815
Your little suit,
Your little wingtips.
269
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:58,449
You are so cute.
270
00:11:58,484 --> 00:12:01,385
You look like a
Tiny robert wagner.
271
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:04,188
And thank you for
Dropping him off,
272
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,423
Whoever you are.
273
00:12:05,459 --> 00:12:07,825
I'm tom... Michael's father.
274
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:08,960
Oh!
275
00:12:08,995 --> 00:12:10,929
Oh, you're michael's... Oh.
276
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:13,431
Yeah, I'm michael's, um...
277
00:12:13,466 --> 00:12:16,967
Um... Um, michael's pete.
278
00:12:17,003 --> 00:12:18,481
I hope you don't mind, but I'm
Only in town for the afternoon,
279
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,516
So I thought that I
Would take michael
280
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:22,017
And his little friend susie
281
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:23,919
Out to dinner and
Then to the dance.
282
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:26,244
He's got a delorean.
It's so cool!
283
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:29,847
The doors open
Like this... Zzzhhhhh!
284
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,851
Wow. That sounds a lot
Better than the cross-town bus
285
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,853
I was gonna take him in.
286
00:12:34,888 --> 00:12:37,455
The doors open like
This... Pshh-chh-chh!
287
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,891
Thanks, pete.
288
00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,358
Come on, man.
289
00:12:41,394 --> 00:12:42,994
Ok, tom.
290
00:12:44,830 --> 00:12:46,764
And have fun with michael.
291
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:54,805
Hey, pete.
292
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:56,918
I'm gonna go meet
A janitor in an alley.
293
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,876
Want to come?
294
00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:01,646
No. I'm going to the
Movies with caitlin.
295
00:13:01,681 --> 00:13:04,148
I should be going to
The dance with michael.
296
00:13:04,184 --> 00:13:07,651
I mean, who does that
Tom guy think he is, anyway?
297
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,153
His father?
298
00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:10,722
His father. His father.
299
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:12,824
Everybody's always
Concerned about the father.
300
00:13:12,859 --> 00:13:16,795
Well, what about the guy who's
Dating the mother? What about him?
301
00:13:16,830 --> 00:13:19,242
I agree. It's completely
And totally backwards.
302
00:13:19,266 --> 00:13:22,400
Until society realizes that
Parents are not important,
303
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,835
Then that's just
The way it's gonna be.
304
00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,537
You're right.
305
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,205
You're right. I see
What you're saying.
306
00:13:28,241 --> 00:13:30,007
Good.
307
00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:31,086
I mean, I don't have any rights.
308
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,676
Exactly, pete.
309
00:13:32,712 --> 00:13:35,212
Got it. I mean, I'm not family.
310
00:13:35,247 --> 00:13:37,367
I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
311
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:42,152
I'm sorry. Missed the last part.
312
00:13:42,188 --> 00:13:45,167
When caitlin gets here, I'm
Going to ask her to marry me.
313
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:47,358
I mean, it'll solve
Everything, right?
314
00:13:47,393 --> 00:13:49,226
Great!
315
00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:50,728
Great! Oh, my god.
316
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:51,729
Congratulations.
317
00:13:51,765 --> 00:13:52,730
Bless you!
318
00:13:52,766 --> 00:13:54,599
Thank you. Thank yo so much.
319
00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:55,800
Are you nuts?
320
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,571
You've only known
Her for a month.
321
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:04,509
So what? I'm ready to start a
Family now. I mean, why wait?
322
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,423
Don't do it. You're
Gonna look like a fool.
323
00:14:07,447 --> 00:14:09,446
Good. Then we'll be twins.
324
00:14:11,050 --> 00:14:12,516
Hi. Are you ready?
325
00:14:12,551 --> 00:14:14,018
Yeah. Listen, uh... Mmm.
326
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:17,021
I have one thing I
Have to do first.
327
00:14:17,056 --> 00:14:20,458
Um, now, I know
That this is fast, ok?
328
00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,304
But when it's right, it's right.
329
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:27,965
So... Caitlin... Will
You marry me?
330
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,167
Why? Did I knock you up?
331
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,235
Ha ha ha ha!
332
00:14:31,270 --> 00:14:33,304
Ha ha ha ha.
333
00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,275
Oh, my god.
334
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,676
You're serious.
335
00:14:39,746 --> 00:14:42,780
Well... I don't know
About you two,
336
00:14:42,815 --> 00:14:45,316
But I'm very uncomfortable.
337
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:47,485
If you'll excuse me.
338
00:14:50,189 --> 00:14:52,089
You know, I think...
339
00:14:52,124 --> 00:14:56,694
I think... No, no, I know, this is
The worst moment of my life.
340
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,763
Pete, pete, I love you,
341
00:14:58,798 --> 00:15:01,799
But I'm not ready to
Even think about marriage.
342
00:15:01,835 --> 00:15:03,901
I mean, we've only known
Each other a month.
343
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:06,537
Berg: that's... What I said.
344
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,843
Look, I know.
345
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:13,689
I know, but you have to admit,
346
00:15:13,713 --> 00:15:15,524
I mean, we are great together,
347
00:15:15,548 --> 00:15:17,749
And I would be a
Great dad to michael.
348
00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:19,517
Michael already has a dad.
349
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,520
Why is everyone
Obsessed with the dad?
350
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,267
Look, tom may not have
Been the best husband,
351
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:27,136
But he's an awfully good father.
352
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:31,029
Yes, but... So?
353
00:15:31,064 --> 00:15:33,864
Maybe we should
Take a little break.
354
00:15:33,899 --> 00:15:37,235
Just because you don't want to
Marry me, now you don't want to date?
355
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,203
Come on, help me out here.
356
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,272
Pete, sit down, sit down.
357
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:44,208
We're just in two
Different places.
358
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,945
Yeah, but... Two very
Different places.
359
00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:50,948
You're still figuring
Out who you are.
360
00:15:50,983 --> 00:15:52,516
And I love you,
361
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:55,119
But I don't think I can
Help you with that.
362
00:15:55,154 --> 00:15:59,056
I'll have you know I
Know exactly who I am.
363
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:03,260
I am a man with very serious
Doubts about who I am.
364
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:14,205
So what about michael?
365
00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,507
I'll talk to him.
366
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:20,812
I'd... I'd like to say good-bye
To him myself, if that's ok.
367
00:16:20,847 --> 00:16:22,858
I think he'd like that.
368
00:16:22,882 --> 00:16:26,784
Berg: are you guys done
Yet? I really need to leave.
369
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:36,059
Hey.
370
00:16:36,095 --> 00:16:37,273
Gilbert, where you been, huh?
371
00:16:37,297 --> 00:16:38,974
You said you'd be
Here an hour ago.
372
00:16:38,998 --> 00:16:42,099
Oh, yeah, I would have been here
An hour ago, except I was late.
373
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,714
I'm just happy that
You got the night right.
374
00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:48,605
You said friday,
And I'm here friday.
375
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:51,742
Today is thursday.
376
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:54,378
Ok, well, can we do this now?
377
00:16:54,413 --> 00:16:56,814
'cause I don't want to
Come back tomorrow.
378
00:16:57,917 --> 00:16:59,450
You got the picture?
379
00:16:59,485 --> 00:17:00,952
You got the $8.00?
380
00:17:00,987 --> 00:17:03,020
Yeah, I got the $8.00.
381
00:17:03,056 --> 00:17:06,023
All in small bills,
Like you asked.
382
00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:07,158
Good.
383
00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:08,659
Ha ha!
384
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,661
There you go. Look at that.
385
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,830
Big nose, huge ears, mustache.
386
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:17,901
You drew these on
With a magic marker.
387
00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:21,806
Well... Well, yeah, that's
What makes it so funny-looking.
388
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,919
Do you realize what
You've done to me?
389
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:25,108
Do you?
390
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:28,211
I had all my hopes
Pinned on this picture.
391
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,216
That's it.
392
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:33,817
It's over.
393
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:37,355
The bunny has slain the python.
394
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:41,159
Oh, yeah, I've heard
About those bunnies, yeah.
395
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:42,693
They grow in the sewer.
396
00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:48,766
Well... Ahem...
397
00:17:48,801 --> 00:17:51,569
I've, uh, got to get
Back to med school.
398
00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:52,936
Oh. Oh.
399
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,951
Wow. You know, you
Sure are brave, you know.
400
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:59,877
Most people won't shake
My hand on prostate day.
401
00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,651
Hi, gilbert.
402
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,720
Hello, sharon.
403
00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,656
It's been a long time.
404
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:16,171
I have to admit I was mighty
Surprised when you called.
405
00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:20,163
I really appreciate you not
Showing the real picture to berg.
406
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,611
Yeah. Yeah, I hated to
Double-cross him like that,
407
00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,613
But when you said
You'd meet with me,
408
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:27,216
I just couldn't pass up a
Chance to see you again.
409
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,608
Uh, so... Oh, uh, here's
The real picture.
410
00:18:30,643 --> 00:18:32,676
Ohh! Thank you!
411
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:34,745
Uh, you know, sharon,
412
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:37,414
I... I always say you're
Still just as pretty
413
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,228
As you were in the 10th grade.
414
00:18:39,252 --> 00:18:42,197
You didn't have to get your teeth
Fixed or your nose straightened,
415
00:18:42,221 --> 00:18:44,321
Or your ears
Pinned... Ok, gilbert!
416
00:18:45,925 --> 00:18:47,558
You're very sweet.
417
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,861
Listen, I'm sorry
If I ever hurt you.
418
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:51,295
I was stupid.
419
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:52,530
Really?
420
00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,075
Do you really mean that?
421
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,232
Yeah.
422
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,635
Uh, you want to french kiss?
423
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:03,474
Come on, gilbert,
Let's get some coffee.
424
00:19:11,350 --> 00:19:13,384
Hey, mike.
425
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:18,456
So what you doing, throwing
A no-hitter in the world series?
426
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:21,392
No, I'm throwing my
Socks at the wall.
427
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:25,930
Hey, um, listen, why don't
You take a seat on the bench?
428
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:28,266
I want to talk to you for a sec.
429
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,237
So I guess your mom told you
430
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,673
That we won't be seeing
Each other for a while.
431
00:19:36,709 --> 00:19:39,110
Yeah.
432
00:19:39,145 --> 00:19:41,311
Don't you like me?
433
00:19:41,346 --> 00:19:45,983
Oh, yes, of course I like you.
434
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,429
Don't you like my mom?
435
00:19:47,453 --> 00:19:49,353
Yes. Yes.
436
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:53,624
It's just... It's a little more
Complicated than that.
437
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:57,261
Mike, I want you to know that
This has nothing to do with you, ok?
438
00:19:57,296 --> 00:19:59,363
And just because I'm
Not seeing your mom,
439
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,038
It doesn't mean that we can't see
Each other every once in a while.
440
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,211
Yeah, sure.
441
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:04,902
No, mike, look, I mean that.
442
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,949
Listen, you'll find some other
Girl, maybe she'll have a kid,
443
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:08,813
And you'll forget all about me.
444
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,808
That would never, ever happen.
445
00:20:10,843 --> 00:20:12,788
Or my mom will
Meet some other guy
446
00:20:12,812 --> 00:20:14,389
And I'll be busy with him.
447
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:16,246
Really?
448
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:20,350
I never thought
About it that way.
449
00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:22,787
Oh, yeah, that's the
Way this stuff happens.
450
00:20:24,356 --> 00:20:26,924
Wow!
451
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:29,004
But, hey, come on, don't worry.
452
00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,573
Like you said, we'll still
See each other sometimes.
453
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:32,863
When?
454
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,468
Uh... There's your birthday.
455
00:20:37,503 --> 00:20:40,604
Great. It's just once a year.
456
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:44,975
Hey, there's christmas... Oh,
Wait, I spend that with my dad.
457
00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:48,679
Well, at least I'll
Send you a card.
458
00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:51,582
When you get a real
Job, put a check in it.
459
00:20:57,423 --> 00:20:59,256
This sucks, doesn't it?
460
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:01,825
Yep.
461
00:21:06,632 --> 00:21:07,598
Let's go.
462
00:21:07,633 --> 00:21:08,966
Where?
463
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,612
Come on, I'll take the
New master out to dinner.
464
00:21:10,636 --> 00:21:11,936
Really?
465
00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:15,439
Yeah. Preferably some
Place that serves bunny.
466
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:18,720
Well, I am extremely impressed
With how well you are taking this.
467
00:21:18,744 --> 00:21:21,557
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, the
People in your hometown are really nice.
468
00:21:21,581 --> 00:21:23,047
Yeah, they are.
469
00:21:23,082 --> 00:21:24,548
Especially the librarian.
470
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:25,849
Yeah.
471
00:21:38,197 --> 00:21:39,508
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472
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:40,942
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473
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:43,400
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